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you are shitoko, an obese mexican loser. you have put off your revenge on society for a long time, but with ICE closing in, you need to figure out something quick.
you are banned from owning a gun, you don't have a driver's license, and you are too fucking fat and slow to carry out a mass stabbing. luckily for you, your farts are so fucking disgusting that they can knock out and even kill gringos.
with that realization, you now have a concept of a plan, which is a good start. now you need to figure out the rest.
>search for an enclosed space with lots of people
>search for food that causes massive and horrendously malodorous flatulence
>get a fucking job so that you have more money
>read books to increase your IQ and plan better in the future
>solve some puzzles to increase your IQ and plan better in the future
>write in
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>>6366425
you try to goon to touhou but you can't find your tiny mexican pecker because it's hidden under your massive gut.
>no mame wey. my peepee obsessed with mi
you then go to the fridge and open it. unfortunately, only 1 gallon is left.
>the fridge obsessed with me o algo
you down it in a single chug, then unleash a burp that kills several of the cockroaches in your house.
>>6366479
you realize that you don't have a car, either, and you don't know how to steal one.
>el carro obsessed with mi
>>6366656
you waddle your ass down to the library. the librarian gags for a moment as you approach.>hola pende-senor i'm looking for books to make me smarterer
write in the books that you want to ask for. also roll 1d100 bo3 to not fuck up this basic conversation
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