Planting my seed in this thread.

>>83810515
I remember using a computer like that, because my dad was a principle and whenever the school dump old computers I'd get a couple.

just wokr uo, good morning r9gay

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>>83811169
good morning sir
it's the middle of the night

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>>83811169
gm senpai

>>83811281
good morning sir
I ate a cheeseburger last night
>>83811169
good morning
>>83811264
good morning

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i just downloaded a music file hoping it was good. it wasnt. who the fuck makes a flac thats 16/44.1 and only has 2 channels?!?

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I want to kiss a boy :3

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Meow giving up on getting a bf (again) yay

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i want a boy(30+) to kiss me!

>>83811965
noooooooo! we will get husbys this year, trust!

>>83812003
Not scientifcally possible wa

>>83811965
>Meow giving up on getting a bf (again) yay
>>83812003
>noooooooo! we will get husbys this year, trust!
kys stfu

>>83812219
No u meow yay stupid fag

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I could fit my whole fist in there

i bet that ass leaks

>>83812304
It's not that Loose gloo

cheese niggas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuhNH7RyNhk

I have too much beard. I must trim but I am lazy.

Slowly but surely it's all coming up anon

is it bad that i leak a lot of pre before i even take my pants off when im gonna jerk it

I have a second very important question. How do I tell if a guy is a bottom or top on a dating app when none of them specify. I don't want to assume, you know?

>>83813546
You're gonna just have to ask

>>83813554
Idk I don't want to be a creep I feel like that's just instantly making the conversation sexual? If we're not flirting or anything it feels inappropriate.

>>83813570
In that case you're going to have to put your own position in your description

my position is we're two guys that will need to do some wrestling

>>83813484
why would that be bad you goof

i think youre just trying to titillate us all with thinking about stiff dripping cocks

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as if i need help

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Thank you anons for tolerating my questions. How is everyone doing? I haven't been here in a while. It's bunnyanon still doing good. How is the guy that likes to post possums? Do those two guys still make cute posts or did they finally share contact info. Is Christanon still harassing you all.

Here is a cool spider friend I met on a walk. It's an orb weaver. Very beautiful little guy/gal.

Rip old thread.

Last day before I steart my fast. Going on a one meal 1000 cal fast tomorrow until the end of the month.

Making a big batch of stew and prepping smoothie packets with fresh fruit and veg. I find it way easier to handle if it's mostly liquids and all the meals are made.

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>>83814253
i met a very slim cat the other day

i was basically this cat exactly for haween lol

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probably going to buy that early access slop I was looking forward to even though it runs like shit and looks kind of ass

>>83815001
but whyyyyy

if you cant keep yourself from still paying them theyll just keep making it worse

theres plenty of old games or newer ones you can pirate like...please dont feed the slop machine. what kinds of things do you like? whats the last game you liked? i might know something you could play fo free.

top winter tip: you dont need hot chcoolate packets, you can just add nesquik to hot water and its actually the same thing but better. plus vitamins and minerals.

I am in the right, I am being completely reasonable and if anyone has a problem with that then that's on them, affirm

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Most pointless title fight in ufc history, probably. However I was very happy to see old man volk outmaneuver the mexican brazilian once more. All's well that ends well.

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>>83815663
i've been playing and enjoying nuclear option (vid related), but it's a smaller scale game. i'll probably play kcd:2 i bought on sale a while back as i enjoyed the first and it has the medieval fighting that i'm itching for

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>>83815698
so true, king
>when someone says some dumbass shit that in a more reasonable age would get a brick chucked at their face

>tfw no bf who isn't interested in assholes

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>>83815817
that's one of the best parts of a boy thougheverbeit

>>83814253
Fake news, bunnyanon has suicided after failing to reinstall his metaphysically filthy OS. If you are his ghost then tell the thread how's your academic career going and why are you here again?

>>83815825
That would be the pebis. If we're ranking boyparts assholes are on the ass end of that list.

>>83815670
Now do the bottom winter tip

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>>83815865
i'll compromise and say penis is the best and then the asshole
you can bend a boy over and lap his asshole up while you stroke his cock and if you don't think feeling his asshole clench and dick throb simultaneously from bringing him to orgasm isn't the coolest shit then i don't want to talk to you son

You can't talk about best parts of a boy without mentioning boyfeet

>>83815939
boytum >.<

pp>tummy>butt>hole>feet
order of attractiveness of boyparts.

i've had some wine and i really hope it doesn't go over my daily calorie allowance. inshallah it doesn't or i'm doomed to become fat.

>>83815848
Is bunnyanon still doing good*
And I guess that answers my question

>>83816150
Maybe you could ask dutchie for additional information leading up to his tragic passing but I think they stopped talking unless they did it outside of the thread

>>83815825
Bro, assholes are disgusting.

I just like the masculine figure and the penis. I don't want to go near any asshole and don't want anyone near mine.

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I got a job again after quitting on day one last week. Let's hope this time it lasts. I did confirm they actually do let you fucking sit down when there aren't customers here.

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>>83816315
>assholes are disgusting
UUUU

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I don't got no boyfriend, I don't got no husband, I don't got nothing to lose.

>>83810515
>finally find gay partner
>trans man
Guess I'm going back to pussy, except now I can be topped~

>>83815994
While I do agree boytum is one of the hottest things in observable universe everyone knows it's pp > feet > tummy > everything else

>>83816650
I feel so self conscious about my belly it's not super big but it feels big yknow

>>83815760
the fighting in kcd2 looks funny and cool, like mount and blade which i like but smoother and kinda better. however i dont usually have the patience for first person rpgs with all the like crafting and skills. i like that in an mmo but not alone, idk.

that nuclear option game looks fun, but flying games kind of make my head hurt. i liked world of tanks though which i played for rather a while, though not in a few years. if they made a world of tanks battle royale or larger scale game i would probably play a lot of it.

>>83815994
i think we need a new word. stomach, tummy, abdomen, belly, none of them sound right to me. they dont capture the perfect valley when a skinny guy is stretching out between his ribs and pelvic lines. i call it the valley in my head, tracing the area from the last ribs down to the pubic fur. i like to rub my own when i'm stroking and imagine its someone else.

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>>83816885
kcd2 and mount and blade combat are nothing alike. It's way more complex in kcd2 and pulling the shit you do in m&b will get you killed.

>>83816920
i mean i did say it looks better. mount and blade gets up to like hundreds of people fighting though. they just needed to have better formation forming and make infantry with spears actually work and push the scale up to the thousands and you would have something really incredible. mount and blade 2 was just prettier with the same basic fighting mechanics though. i tried it again a few weeks ago and yeah i would still rather play the original. but i have played enough of that to be tired of it without what i said above happening. wish they would have just kept releasing expansions for it. i'm back to playing turtlewow at the moment.

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>>83816707
damn that's crazy ahah

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fucked up how the economy is so fucked up rn i can't waste money on guns or expensive electronics but on boring shit like food and shelter

In a perfect world I would have the spare income for several fleshlights in the shape of a dragon's mouth

>>83817903
For display pieces, or to put your weenie in? I don't see a point for keeping more than 3 as toys, especially if they're from the same brand.

>>83817960
I dunno maybe one would have good texture and the other will have intense pressure-sucking action.
Although actually I already own three fleshlights. One sleeve things, one transparent one, and one actually good one I got for half off because of...a coupon. And I never use them anyway

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i wouldn't be mad exactly if my fbf had a fleshlight but....
i'd definitly see it as a rival and say mean things to it when we're alone and celebrate my victory when i get him to stop using it

chest(hairy)>lips(also hairy and very kissable)>pp(you already know why)>feet(hope they are ticklish)>butt(plump and squishy)

>>83814253
welcome back :)
scary but nice spider

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i want to walk ten miles in the snow with you then drink hot nesquik

nothings better than walking a far ways at night to mcdonalds or something when youre 2 young 4 car or just drunk/stonerd that is the fries of life

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the eighth episode of my show has been released https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-show-8-death-and-taxes-i-think

the "would you rather" is would you rather be roofied by bill cosby or trapped on the jeffrey sex island.

other than that, more talking about how to solve all the problems and never see the bad people again...just imagine never again seeing any of the people who let this become trump vs troon world. i dont mean like offing them. but no trust, no authority, no listening to a one of them. just imagine...anyway. itll take a lot of doing. but i also have one small concrete adventure planned for tomorrow. ill let you all know how that goes.

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i found this guy on tumblr who makes yugi/yami art i really like and i was considering sending him a message although he's 19

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however as i read further hes like one of those "i am literally married to yugi in reality and if you deny this or act like i'm not taken i will have a seizure" ppl lol

is that like real or just something people say. idk what to do.

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after all i too feel like i found a puzzle with many dark secrets, and something strange and awesome took a place in me.

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i never felt as innocent as yugi though. or not since i was very, very young. always dark thoughts a lot of the time, sleepless and dark eyed...

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perhaps i will just like his things and refloop them and see if he follows. how to convince someone real life could be more than fantasy marraige with yugi...idk. i suppose the nice thing about fantasy marriage is there's no worry in it.

>>83819207
>is that like real or just something people say
everyone on tumblr has a waifu/husbando like that. I think it's required to sign up

umnph myy fufkfn GOD the aroma of the [imported internet boy] not showered in days night sweats everywhere musky im pinning the blanket around my head and huffing his pheromones

>>83819245
adorable piner moment

I love my gay bf

>>83817971
Do you own a noose? If so put it to good use you disgusting filthy subhuman. If not do get one quick!
>>83818386
Subhuman

>>83820095
let's see your ranking then tough guy
unless you're a pu$$y

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GOLY XRAP

another day, more mcslop whittling my money away.

I said that this new year I'd work up the confidence to have a guy sit on my dick but one month has passed and I'm still not really feeling it.

>>83819252
not true. i dont. i couldnt choose between yami yugi and rurouni kenshin and they still let me in.

>>83821012
the mchiken is like three sixty nine now i cant do that

iud just go to popeye they got a real chicken sandwich for like a buck more

and if you want the mchicken style, checkers, two for four.

>>83821176

I always get the burgers, if I want a chicken sandwich I go to chick fil a.

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fuckin ell i spoke too soon

>>83821186
i tried chick ill a once it was dry n bad

popeye gits it dont be a fool its tender and they have suace

one dry ass pickle on the chickle a and bready dry bun. popeye got the like brioche, a good pickle and its a dollar less. dont be stupid man.

As I was trimming my beard I also decided to use multiple mirrors to trim some hair on the back of my neck and man, people were never meant to see their head from multiple angles. And here I thought I was starting to look fine

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*thoom* brkskhhkhrkrkkrbshlr

went out for a fish dinner tonight, two slop meals. Captain Ds took forever and the cute boy who I see sometimes wasn't working tonight.

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Another day in my 30yo gay khhv life.

>Late 20s
>khhv
I wonder if I'm actually gay. All the porn I consume is, so I guess I'm gay to the outside observer. But it doesn't matter regardless because due to how I grew up, I have never had any interest in other people. The opposite, I just feel distrust and something between ignorance and contempt.
The earliest weird thought memories I remember having were all pretty gay, but then I get all self-loathing thinking about that and my bad relationship with my dad because I wonder if 4ch really is right and I was molested or something.
Basically I'll never confirm if I'm really a fag because I don't want to get close enough to people to test, and if I am, I am paranoid that it was caused by something.
Thank you for reading my blog

>>83824179
when people post stuff like this you know they were phoning in bed all day

you didnt lie in bed going soo crazy bitch you were just on the damn phone and i know it

Man I'd go crazy laying in bed all day phone or not. Maybe I haven't hit that level of depression yet.

>>83824241
same sorta maybe we should get close enough and rape each other to see if we actually wanted it

>>83824646
well they might be going crazy but they still on the damn phone and the pictures should be accurate

number of people who would sleep a healthy 9 hours and forget all their problems if they just didnt phone in bed is like everyone. shits a killa.

>>83824241
I'm also late 20s khhv but it's mostly down to being so ugly no one tries to get to know me, and also bring a bifag so I feel like whatever road I go, I'll regret.
Neither gender wants me so it's not like it's my choice.

>>83824689
I never use my phone in bed and I still struggle to sleep sometimes. Insomnia sucks. I wonder if it's caused by a lack of boy cuddles.

>>83824749
when i have it its caused by a lack of walking around which your legs expect to do for about 8hrs daily

fuck schoool i used to lay awake like 5 hrs a night from sitting all day

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Is it bad I wanna adopt a son as a gaycel?

I don't really know how phrase this but I'm a young single gay dude and wanna adopt a child when I hit my 40s. I don't think I'll ever marry, not because I don't want monogamy but because the gay dating market is horrid and I know I have standards that will probably never be reached.

I sometimes fantasize and daydream about having an adopted son and spending time with him. It seems really odd to think about considering my current age but I really just wanna give a boy a childhood I never had. It probably has to do a lot with wanting my "DNA" (NOT LITERALLY) to carry on. I don't mean to sound pessimestic but the current generation of children seem to lack good parental figures and I wanna make a small change in that, even if it only involves raising 1 child lol.

>inb4
I am not sexually attracted to children. I guess I just want someone to carry on my legacy. Hard to explain but basically that.

>>83825185
what if theyre badd

>>83824652
unlikely to work out even in my dreams when i have handsome guys actively coming on to me I try to get away from them and I have an unpleasant look on my face

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRZYOPRLh2Q

>>83825185
i think its alright, as long as you are a great dad
i fantasize [or rather, worry] very often about experiencing fatherhood and the joy of watching over a life thats growing, but its probably too ambitious for someone lacking charm and stable money, like me

my dream would be to have my own son through surrogacy and raise him like a best friend/apprentice/partner in crime; he is going to have fun in his childhood, and he is going to learn a lot
but alas, i shall be relegated to nameless grave or absent sperm donor father if im super lucky

i also have that need-to-make-an-heir instinct and pressure, and my siblings arent pulling their weight ;-;

I ruined my life

>>83826199
darn how is that

Jeff Epstein is the reason this general exists.

>>83825185
I'm going to adopt a son and give him a wonderful childhood filled with love, and all expressions of such

>tfw no raze soldier bf

Saw my coworker get pulled over. Stop crossing the double lines to cut in front of people, dummy

>>83812297
How is it so pink?
Do you bleach it?

Playan elden ring
>>83829526
No idea it just is mmkay

more snow is falling and I don't want to risk getting mcslop again. oh woe is my fat neet life.

>>83826488
he talked with a gender doctor about how how it would be to make futas real, but via putting dicks on women. no interest in guys whatsoever funnily.

>>83829003
this retard behavior has made me ride an mfs ass honking til they get the f off my road

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the second smart episode (tenth overall) of my show has been released. this week i read a speech by a very ugly man (or so it says) who was denied his elected seat in parliament for ten years starting in 1769 despite continually being reelected during that time. the ruling party had him arrested & exiled at various points during this time, but despite his horrible ugliness, he persevered, and eventually struck one for liberty (and weird looking people everywhere) by arguing his way into his seat.

the last smart episode got up to 40 listens eventually so i shouldnt have been so pessimistic so quickly. the stupid ones still get ten times that though. but what can you do. dont let em get you down.

>>83829843
oops i didnt even link it https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-smart-2 silly hee hee

>>83824241
>>Late 20s
>Still repressing
Grim

>>83829886
i'm gonna shoot you in the head mentally until you die in real life

>>83829928
>"I don't know if I'm really gay"
>Is really gay
Grow up, dude. We get it. Internalized homophobia. You hate being one. Blah blah blah. Same old gincel shit.

>>83829942
oh youre back huh

acting as you always do like that post from 16 hours ago was definitely me because who else would it be

please, please get a life. please. my god. it is so hard to believe that you actually do what you do. please, please, please get a life. my GOD.

>>83829955
The irony of a khhv telling someone else to get a life. Like, after you sis. You have every clue in your entire life showing you that you are indeed a homosexual, you literally hang in the homosexual thread, but you still can't admit it to yourself lmao. There are teenager gays with more self awareness.

>>83829975
i come here to have fun because i like it

you come here to have a ten hour piss fest and a bad time

see how that's different?

unless you actually like us, in which case stop repressing. but basically either you secretly like us & that's why you do it or you're a literal deranged asshole. its really just those two possibilities.

>>83829992
More like you have nowhere else to bitch about being a repressed closeted homosexual in denial. Nearing 30 but still living the same celibate life from when you were a teen, sis. Get over it and grow up.

>>83830033
what is it really like inside your head when you keep saying this on repeat for ten hours?

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i saw the king of pigeons

barely managed to escape before his horde pecked me to pieces

>>83830062
You're nearing two decades of asking yourself "am I really gay" while being in the gay thread everyday. surely you know all about cognitive repetition.

how can you watct only gay porn and still have any doubt about being gay

>>83830084
yeah because i'm totally that poster from 16 hours ago who wrote completely differently

your game is a closed loop at this point, literally everyone knows exactly what youre going to say next. and so we're all just left wondering, what is it really like in there?

some seem quite confident that youre a bot because of the repetitiveness and consistency of your responses. i however do not agree. your patterns seem to me quite consistent with others ive known to use the internet under the influence of stimulating psychoactive substances. you might deny this, but i seen what i seen.

>>83830098
he knows he's gay, the real doubt is how will he accept that and move on

straight men react to men kissing men like like seeing maggots, it is that replsuive to them. If you can watch two men (real manly men and not femboys or traps) go at it without gagging, much less get hard and coom then buddy you're one of us, end of discussion.

>>83830101
then why do you feel the need to jump to that random anon's defense like you're the official lawyer for repressed homos?
Him being a nearly 30 yo virgin touched your heart? Does it feel familiar?

>>83830111
>how will he accept that and move on
nta but how?

>>83830132
i'm not jumping to anyone's defense in particular, i'm telling you to shut the fuck up and go away forever in particular. someone is too shy and nervous to try dating someone and your "help" is to call him a fucking "repressor"? you are just a shitty mean person lol. that is not a serious intent to help someone in any universe. you are a shitty mean bully. good day.

>>83830148
If you're late 20s and still a khhv, hope is dim. Your thirst should be the strongest impulse that makes you break out of your shell. If that didn't do the trick, what will? What force on earth will make you go out of your comfort zone and face your inhibitions when lust and longing for love didn't do the trick?
But if you still have hope, just leave incel echo chambers behind and focus on going out irl to meet other LGBT people.

>>83830112
but that's just social conditioning, it's said in that stufy. if you grow up in an environment that's more open to gays then even if you aren't one seeing two men kiss won't freak you out

>>83830182
It won't make your dick hard either, though. Watching gay porn your whole life just means you're gay. Whether or not you accept that is a different issue

>>83830182
it still won't get you hard unless you're attracted to men. At best it'll just be neutral.

>>83830155
lmao you definitely jumped to that 30 incel defense like you were legally required to. Like you were standing up for your equal.
>Too shy and nervous to try dating
Try dating? Mate, this is about a late 20s person who has watched gay porn, fantasized about gay love, and hangs around in the gay thread, for years, but still can't bring himself to say "I'm gay" without a whole paragraph of half baked rationalization about not being "sure" about it.
If this ain't repression, what is it? What will it take to make the 30 yo virgin with gay thoughts to admit being gay?

>>83830155
>too shy and nervous to try dating
I wish gincels would just admit that instead of blaming other queers for their own shortcomings. Or even worse, not even owning up to their homosexuality.

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spent whole weekend doing nothing productive again award

Walking around barefoot seems gross even if your floors are clean. And I say that despite liking how feet look.

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it is time for wageberg

>>83830835
another win for us sock fetish fags

Feel like crying, people are sadistick fucks. I wish I could get back to them but I am too weak and frail little gay

>>83830112
I like seeing men kiss, but I like men being loving and warm to each other more and sometimes feel like two men kissing and being super intimate without sex is sort of weird, unless they're 2d. I guess the homophobia from my young self environment is still there, but It's nothing much that I act on it or feel disgusted by it, just weird

Jesus, didn't think I'd ruin the thread, my bad.
>>83824241
>>83825997
These two are the only posts by me. I've probably posted in this general before, but it would have been years ago, and only once or twice. Nothing I remember.
>>83829886
>>83829942
>Same old shit
Yeah, I'm aware. I don't do anything about it because, among other reasons, I have a really strong distaste for how people stick you in the gay bucket. This weird guy I know? This cool guy I know? This quiet guy I know? The guy in the cubicle behind me? Even in unrelated conversations by people with nothing against it (ostensibly) it becomes "this gay guy", "my gay coworker". I think people already suspect it of me because I'm not that masculine and an eternal bachelor, but those are the kinds of things people keep to themselves. It becomes your defining quality to people. This isn't exclusive to straight people, see the fucking guy calling who he thinks is me 'sis' repeatedly.
>>83830084
>>83830098
>>83830111
I think I am, just wondering if, because of how my life was, that it's like some kind of metastasized form of prison gay. It would be preferable to me if it was something I always was, but I have no way of ever knowing that.

>>83831561
do you see yourself being in bed with a girl? Or would you prefer to cuddle with a guy? Think with your heart, and your penis, not with your brain

Today's vitamin gummy gacha was two strawberry flavored ones. Peng!

>>83831667
you sound very cute

what's a vitamin gummy gacha? Aren't gachas an online thing..?

>>83831674
Ty
>>83831694
It's just me taking vitamins. There are different flavors and strawberry is the best one. I don't know which flavor it'll be until I take some out of the bottle

>>83831711
why are you taking vitamins?

>>83831797
For vitamin D, but really it's just a habit I've formed to take them

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>>83831694
gachapon are actually these capsule things from machines. my favorite is choobys.

I'm so tired of this winter, it's comfy at first but now it's old. Bring on the spring even though with it comes the dreaded grass mowing and the inevitable letter yearly letter from the city.

>>83831901
are they like keychains?

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I'm going back to my old ways

Who wants to be my blonde twink bf???

My leg and hip are hurting again same with my hand. I'm just going to go back to complaining all the time.

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>>83831561
Glad I'm not the only late 20s khhv. Please don't ascend and leave me here.

>>83831984
theyre just funky little things. you could call some of them fidget toys i suppose. choobys are fun to squish and stretch, and its fun to crush a number of them into a ball as tight as you can in your fist, cause they take a minute to unstick, unsquish and come apart. good old fashioned fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h8qfO0ZFvo

one of the better kanye songs of the last 7 years

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It's still cold out but it's getting warmer

it's back to the deep freeze next week and then it will warm up at least back to normal for this time of year.

>>83831561
>stick you in the gay bucket.
not really a problem when you in fact belong right in that bucket, you are indeed gay and you come willingly to gay places like this so you can be gay and talk about being gay with a bunch of other gays.
Don't you get it? Your issue is crystal clear to anyone but yourself: homophobia against the self. You don't want people to put you in the gay bracket because you don't want to be in the gay bracket and deal with all the bad things that come with it. you just want to be good and old closeted bitch that you currently are.

>>83831561
>I think I am
You think? I'm sorry bro, you're not being sure is just delusional and lacking self awareness. Every reader can see how obviously gay you are from the little information you gave us so far.
>metastasized prison gay
What bullshit rationalization is this? Do you think it matters why or how you are gay? All that matters now is that you don't embrace it, you fight against it and keep it suppressed, with drastic consequences to mental health

its so embarrassing when strong, big guys have their noses buried in their phones. like if youre small like me i guess i get it sort of, but when youre six two and can leap tall buildings in a single bound? wtf are you doing online? go fight crime or smthing superman.

>>83831572
Guy.
>>83832552
I meant that as "I believe I'm a homosexual.", not "I...think??? I'm a homosexual maybe?". The ambiguity to me is just the fact that anti-gays claim father issues or molestation as being the cause of it, not anything natural. I fall into that first camp, am paranoid about the second camp, and I worry that my orientation isn't legitimate because of not only this, but because I haven't 'proven it' by acting on it with someone else.
>Do you think it matters why you're gay?
Yeah. Every straight guy doesn't think about why they are how they are. I do, and I don't get to have an answer. I'm surprised I don't see this question asked by gays more often, though I guess that's what's happening when they get really into church and marry beards.
>>83832529
If being in that bucket means that no one will ever judge you on your own actual merits and flaws again, then yeah I think that's a real tradeoff to being a 'good and old closeted bitch'.

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Should I shave tonight?

>>83832885
i am then im gonna puff a big blue dream

>>83832787
>I'm a homosexual
>maybe?
lol you can't even say it, can you? Maybe, anon? It's not "maybe" at all, it's dead sure. Can't you even admit it out loud after all those years?
>anti gays
Are you one of them? Then why the hell do you care about what they think? The opinions of homophobes... That's one thing you can't afford to care about.
>my orientation is not legitimate because of homophobic lies and pseudoscientific bullshit about the origin of gays
More like you believe those lies. You're gay because that's what you are, you were not made that way and can't be set back to factory settings.
>Yes it matters why I'm gay
It really doesn't. The end result is the same. What really matters here is that regardless of why you're gay, you haven't accepted being gay. You're still clinging to this notion that you're not legitimately gay, and therefore can reject the label all together. It's like you're coping your way i to believing you can be anything else other than what you are.
>straight guy doesn't think about why they are how they are
One day you will realize that just like the straight guy, you don't have to think about it either. You can just be gay and move on with your life.
Nobody is granted answers in this life about anything. You are rejecting your nature because of your own homophobic upbringing

>>83832787
People will judge you on your merits and flaws just the same, and they will keep labeling you as gay as they already do. You are catastrophizing a situation that's not that serious outside of Africa or the middle east. People around you already put you in the gay bin, you don't pass as straight. Caring about other people's judgment is bad business for any gay.
You don't want to be put in that bucket because you think that being gay in on itself is a demerit, a flaw or a sin. When you deconstruct these homophobic opinions, you will no longer care about being "underestimated" or put into any "boxes" or "buckets" because you will be confident in yourself. Right now you're more like a pile of insecurities that cares far too much about what other people think.
Remember that being a good and old closeted bitch comes with downsides: celibacy, loneliness.
Being out has downsides too, but also upsides that you're longing for: romance, self-confidence and friendships

>>83832885
Expecting someone Chad?

having garlic toast for dinner 10pm because I don't feel like doing anything else.

A new rock bottom for me,just coasting on until the money's gone. Got the property tax bill today as well, another 1400 gone when I pay it.

>>83832743
Think you're slick huh?

i think my brother's annual property tax is something crazy like 30k

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I'M SHITTIN MUH PANTZ!

>>83831572
>Think with your heart, and your penis, not with your brain
i can't think with any of them these days but i feel comfy itt

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how it feels to be retarded (me)

>tfw no nuclear reactor in my basement to run a 24 hour sauna and artificial hot spring

I'm 30 and have achieved nothing in my life. No job. No career. No education. No friends. No life experience. Guys ignore me. People said I was going to do great things but I couldn't do anything, like I was just existing and suffer what life threw at me.

Please tell me I am not alone

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>>83834435
I'm 28. I do have a degree and a stagnated career where I'm currently being phased out.
Been fortunate to make some friends through my life but they're usually quite busy.
Khhv and still too pussy to go on dating apps.

I'm going to die alone
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
AHHHHHHHHHH
okay I'm fine now

>>83834536
so I'm alone. Guess I will have to deal with this feeling
>Khhv and still too pussy to go on dating apps
you don't have to if that's not the kind of love you're searching for

>>83834435
you got a nice ass at least?

>>83833021
>You can't even say it
I'm gay
>Why do you care what they think?
If they don't like me for its own sake, I don't. I don't think that just because it's cruel to believe that there might be a 'why' and that 'why' is not a good thing that it's wrong, though.
>Can't be set back to factory settings
That I also believe.
>It doesn't have to be something you think on
ironically enough I will think on this
>Homophobic upbringing
Me being afraid that I'll get beaten up by my Paw and Cousin Cletus would make this easier, actually. No, it's a little more complicated than I'm saying, but my family would be begrudgingly understanding, at worst. I would just lose the image other people have of me (good or bad) for the 'gay' prefix that would overwrite my history and personhood in their heads the way it always does to people, even if they're not being malicious. I know this probably makes me sound image-obsessed, but it's not vanity. Just loathe the idea that 'Anon' becomes 'Gay Anon' because I said a sentence that didn't matter to them and didn't change my behavior. That's not fair. I'm the same person I was yesterday, and the day before that.
Thank you for what you've said, by the way.
>>83833061
>Caring about other people's judgement is bad business
Way I lived, impossible to shake. I can laugh off people not liking me for what and who I am, but I have a terrible time with feeling like I didn't measure up.
>You think being gay is a sin
I don't. I think other people think if someone is gay they put an asterisk at the end of their name.
>You care far too much about what other people think
I have had more practice than you'd expect in getting past what other people think of me, but this is still probably true.
>Being in and out has their downsides
Yeah, I know. I think maybe I'll try to find something one-night to see if I really wanted what I was missing. I'm not some hopeless ugly asocial, so it's possible. if it's nice, maybe I can reconsider.
Thank you for the reply.

>>83834581
>>83834572
Oh, you reminded me I have to do squats. I don't have an ass and I think that's a non-starter for some people.

>>83834572
not at all, it's flabby, but I gave up on guys for now. I have other things to figure out in life

>>83834553
Sorry anon, I did manage to gain a few nice things though being on the verge of being fired isn't making me feel better.

I'm not searching for love despite craving it. It seems utterly bizarre that anyone would make themselves vulnerable with me.

Why don't you talk more about yourself. Even if you're alone in this, maybe other anons can find something to relate to.

>>83834621
>It seems utterly bizarre that anyone would make themselves vulnerable with me
why do you say so?

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come here son ill show you how to shave so close people will think youre a girl

>>83829594
>er
post build lol

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me running out of weed

random cute guy voice, thanks youtube dot com

up, dog
https://youtu.be/VrHlHBWRHhw?si=8jXDLzWoNxUWPPCT&t=220

>>83834708
Mage, astrologer starting stats and then 55 int, 23 vig and 23 mind. Might be a level or two of endurance in there too. I use the carian royal scepter and staff of loss in the offhand with night sorceries.

Cumming after few days of nofap feels so much better maybe I should do it more but then again what else to do all day?

>>83834581
>it's not vanity.
True. It's just internalized homophobia. You dread the idea of other people categorizing you as gay, even though that's what you are.
It's again an obsessive amount of worries about what other people will think of you, and you greatly exaggerate the consequences, like you would lose all sense of self if people called you gay. In reality, people already think of you as the gay prefix, that doesn't overwrite your history, it adds to it because being a closeted homosexual is an integral part of your history and it shaped who you are today.
You loathe the idea of being perceived as the gay anon because you loathe the idea of being gay. When you come to terms with it, the idea of people imagining you as the gay will sound as detrimental as the idea of people thinking you're the guy who doesn't eat gluten. Their thoughts are irrelevant and you shouldn't make excuses for yourself, but you do.
You care far too much about what other people think, that could be trouble even for a heterosexual person, but for a gay? Rough time.

I wanna fuck a gymbro very bad

>>83834581
>I'm the same person I was yesterday
A gay person, btw. So what's wrong with people actualizing you're a gay person when that's in fact what you are?
You're just ashamed of being gay, dear.

>>83834581
>Way I lived
Terrible, by the way. That's why you're still a closeted virgin pushing 30.
>Can't shake it off
Change is not impossible. You can by all means come out and put an end to your misery. What's stopping you? Oh right, other people's opinions.
>I can laugh off people not liking me for what I am
Bullshit, my dear. If you truly could shake it off, you'd be openly gay by now. You clearly dread the idea of people judging you for being gay, and you think that being gay means you didn't "measure up" to their standards.
Basically it's hard to fight homophobia on the outside when you still struggling with it inside.
>think other people think if someone is gay they put an asterisk at the end of their name
So what? There's so much wrong with that statement. First it means you once again care far too much about what other people think of you. You can't do that as a gay person, obviously. Look what caring about it did to you.
Second, there's the idea that people putting the gay asterisk after your name is bad, when it's literally who you are. You're just ashamed of being recognized for what you are, bro. You're ashamed of being gay. So what people will label you or shit? Your self esteem doesn't depend on them, let them do whatever and you will do whatever.
>Getting past what other people think
You sure you did that? These paragraphs you've been writing could be easily summarized in one sentence
>But what will other people think of me being gay? What if they... Label me gay?
Like there's not a single part of your dilemma that doesn't revolve around the idea of other people's idea. It's vain, and for a homosexual, it's impossible.
>If I really wanted what I was missing
Even after all this, you're still harbouring these "doubts" about being possibly not gay, like you're hanging to a thread of hope for being possibly straight. There's nothing to confirm or make sure, dude. You already know that you want it. Be honest with yourself.

>>83835167
Are you a cute twink at least?

>>83835256
no I'm ugly and fat. Are u a gymbro?

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sometimes I'm very happy when I see homophobic pussyfuckers suffering. They have my same problems, but they're really shitty people and most see them as such so that's good. Do you feel schadenfreude sometimes?

>tfw no twinky bf who would let me suck on his toes

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oh great, there's a character limit
>he is RAPED for an AMAZING reason !!

A coworker cursed out my supervisor on my behalf. I hope he doesn't get in trouble for it but it makes me thin that I'm still so passive.
It's like I shyly ducked away and let it become his argument. I don't know what the right thing to do would've been

>>83835516
The only good thing about this board is watching homophobic straggots and chuds struggling with loneliness and depression.
The bad thing is that gay robots are struggling just the same.

>>83836458
I used to be empathetic to those people, tried to understand them because I knew what it felt to be lonely. What a fool I was, worst scum on Earth, literal demons. I fully get why normie gays pair up with feminists to shit on straight men

Growing up and having no bangs is hard...was my forehead always this big

is it even possible for me to leave the house without getting fast food on the way back? I don't think it is.

give us this day our daily 9$ taco bell ultra luxe cravings box with extra large dr pepper
and forgive us our breakfasts
as we forgive those
who breakfast against us

and lead us please into temptation
and deliver to us with doordash

Being a gay autistic retarded short top that likes family is a lonely existence

>>83837251
I think you're a sweet anon

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anons! i just lost my virginity to a clanker! a camera was shoved up my butt...i'm ruined forever how will i ever tell my fbf!?! :'(

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i scrolled too deep a bit

i have not a single snack in the house but raisins

>>83837811
I can't eat raisins, they give me a headache. You should've been more prepared to have me as a guest

i luv raisins! especally with peanut butter and i put on celery but you can barely taste the celery so it lets you have a helfy snack without having to taste the gross healthy stuff and i drizzel a bit of honey too! obviously anon is preparing to have me for a guest!

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I am once again stating my love of boy ass and cock. That is all.

>>83838004
Honestly the Naruto pillow is making this really hot haha

>>83838010
I was going to point out the naruto pillow being cocksmacked, but I felt fit to leave that revelation as an exercise to the viewer.

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although it is sudden, it is now time for wageberg

>>83838004
>>83838022
>>83838010
Poor Naruto pillow, it's such a hot body but don't do that to plushies, pillows or even toys come on man ;-;

It's hard to have self control when everyone around you is incentivising and encouraging poor decision making. I did not need this sandwich after dinner. I did not want to go for a walk to grab it either. It's only the power of my will that made me stop half way. It's delicious but I don't need it. The don't want to make anything easy for me it seems.

>>83838731
by go for a walk do you mean to the kitchen or the store? walking to the store/restraunt for a late night snack is actually a great decsion because either you go for the walk and burn some calories while you get that bread or you realize you don't want it that badly and keep yourself from snacking win/win!

>>83836274
first step to fix your cowardice: ask him out.
everything else will folllow

>>83837791
>named hisself sublad99
>subprized(heh) to learn he a beta
everytime

>>83837251
>that likes family
literally dog whistle for conservative
> is lonely
Deserved

>>83839003
do you actually take that stuff seriously lmao

>>83837824
i have a tiny apple in the fridge actually too

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Got a good side hustle finally that makes a fair amount, still not employeed but whatevs.

I done did a lot of shit just live this here lifestyle

>>83833067
I'm KHHV at 20

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>>83836692
Just have bangs *bang bang*

>>83824241
you should fuck a cute t boy and see if you like it. if you're successful you should move to tru pussy and wife some chick up and live a life like normal guy. i believe in you big cock bro.

Life Von Dutch

>>83840007
now this is disturbing. why he got a superman costume and a batman bucket. that aint never flown with me whan i was 5 yr old superman.

i drank four swallows of vodka from the bottle in a fit of pique, am i gonna be ok?

>>83840438
Literally what I'd want to watch my bf do if i weren't a fucking subhuman. It's not much, trust you can drink much more

Prove how gay you are:
>Were you a theator kid?
>openly call women 'mother', 'auntie', or 'the girls'
>Do you have a favorite musical?
>Extremely well-groomed
>Lispy voice, vocal fry, upspeak, super expressive hand talking
>You know the name of more then 1 fashion designers
>limp wrist &/or sashay walk
>touchy flirty with men when drunk
>Obsessed with monitoring & gossiping about other people (especially about thier relashionships)
>You were the 'sensitive kid' or "non-conformist"
>You dislike sports
>your name is: Brayden, Tristan, Jayden, Hunter, Sebastian, Blaine, Ryder, Tanner, Sterling, Aiden, Phoenix, Colton, Preston, Dakota, Maverick, Grayson

>>83840540
Calling girls sis counts?

>>83840540
>Theater kid
Yes I wrote, produced, directed and starred in a play about the witch hunts.
>Favourite musical
I hate musicals but would choose Sweeney Todd just because I don't know any better.

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I won, I have a sleep schedule this is not happening. I already won leaf me alone. Why am I not sleeping if I fixed my sleep schedule? This can't be happening
>>83840540
>0
So happy I'm not gay lmao

>>83840540
how did you know my name wtf

>>83840540
>>Were you a theator kid?
yes
>>openly call women 'mother', 'auntie', or 'the girls'
no
>>Do you have a favorite musical?
yes (les mis)
>>Extremely well-groomed
yes
>>Lispy voice, vocal fry, upspeak, super expressive hand talking
no
>>You know the name of more then 1 fashion designers
no
>>limp wrist &/or sashay walk
no
>>touchy flirty with men when drunk
yes
>>Obsessed with monitoring & gossiping about other people (especially about thier relashionships)
no
>>You were the 'sensitive kid' or "non-conformist"
yes
>>You dislike sports
yes
>>your name is: Brayden, Tristan, Jayden, Hunter, Sebastian, Blaine, Ryder, Tanner, Sterling, Aiden, Phoenix, Colton, Preston, Dakota, Maverick, Grayson
no

Tummy hurts coz I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to get off my bed and eat. I'm suffering in ways unimaginable

>>83840540
what an enormous list of dated stereotypes

do you like fat cock? yes? done. fuck off with this lol.

>>83840469
yeah i made it thru dinner without anyone noticing that i was a bit hot

im smiling way too much over here at the computer though people are gonna wonder

better take a shower

>>83840540
>>Were you a theator kid?
No
>>openly call women 'mother', 'auntie', or 'the girls'
No
>>Do you have a favorite musical?
No
>>Extremely well-groomed
Far from it
>>Lispy voice, vocal fry, upspeak, super expressive hand talking
Yes
>>You know the name of more then 1 fashion designers
It's just haute couture, anyone knows their names: versace, Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Yves saint Laurent, Christian louboutin, dior, Givenchy, Mugler, Oscar de la Renta; burking, Dolce Gabbana, coco channel

>>83840621
dior, what is it 1973?

>>83840540
>>Lispy voice, vocal fry, upspeak, super expressive hand talking
>>limp wrist &/or sashay walk
Every homosexual has those and if they say they don't, they're lying

>>83840628
His house is legendary and their collections never step below Paris fashion week.

>>83840648
paris trashin week lol like how old are you

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such fashion much haute lmao like seriously who tf still thinks this is anything but a "we are le art and art is le ugly cause we are le ugly" frenchfuck circlejerk like theyve been doing that shit for thirty years now and twenty with the mask off like come on get a clue

>>83840540
>>Were you a theator kid?
Kinda
>>openly call women 'mother', 'auntie', or 'the girls'
Not really
>>Do you have a favorite musical?
...perhaps
>>Extremely well-groomed
Need a refresh
>>Lispy voice, vocal fry, upspeak, super expressive hand talking
No but I'm fluent in that
>>You know the name of more then 1 fashion designers
Yes
>>limp wrist &/or sashay walk
No
>>touchy flirty with men when drunk
Opposite of that
>>Obsessed with monitoring & gossiping about other people (especially about thier relashionships)
...maybe
>>You were the 'sensitive kid' or "non-conformist"
Idk what that means
>>You dislike sports
No
>>your name is: Brayden, Tristan, Jayden, Hunter, Sebastian, Blaine, Ryder, Tanner, Sterling, Aiden, Phoenix, Colton, Preston, Dakota, Maverick, Grayson
No

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>>83840651
It's still the most important event in the fashion industry, what are you talking about? Sounds like a pseud.
Jennifer Lawrence fell on her first oscar win wearing dior

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>>83840682
yeah we runnin the gamut from "2015 zara" to "wearable bag"

event of the year kek

when i put on underwear its a bigger fashion event la fucking meow

shit literally looks worse than aliexpress black mannequin gear exdee

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>>83840670
Who would question such fine art? A tasteless pseud such as you?

>>83840682
just let the slovenly retard have his melty

>>83840705
you wanna see fashion you go to the hood and look at five ten black chicks who got no money and still doin it up

all the money in the world and they make a swan lake ass fairytale costume like we aint already got a department for that, its called costumes like go get a job on game of thrones 2 the fappening sheesh

>>83840670
That's actually a nice looking garment

>>83840709
dumb fucker didnt even say alexander mcqueen the actual designer of the century if you wanna know why im really pissed

>>83840729
tell me another way that you wear nothing but gray in real life

people who dont actually wear anything or try anything always be clapping up this clown ass abstract forms ass shiet. you have no idea how things look in real life and its really easy to tell.

>>83840692
Second one from left, the one with the dior bag, that's a fine ensemble lady is stylized from below and above

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wow what a hot look she look like she shop at NORDSTROM

dior lmao

>dresses are bad
>non-usable material is bad
>abstract is bad
>alexander mcqueen the actual designer of the century
holy hypocrite sperg lmao

>>83840754
nothin more stylish than a big floppy folded satin bow at the neck like its 1958 but we forgot how to do real tailoring and then we got a coated chrome aluminum letter chain like its banjy bitch summer all over again yeah thats an ensOMble

>>83840778
none of you have the balls to say this sucks, that's good -- you all just point at names, which is one thing when its real people, but names of people who been dead fifty fuckin years and just being used as nameplates by some corporate shit factory? mcqueen was ALIVE in this century at least, whatever they done with his name since.

i bet yall actually be wearing them oxfords with the white rubber sole essemmaytch

My future boyfriend is probably getting fucked somewhere rn and is worshipping a big nice real man's dick

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Why do Redditors say boi during esex? It's so ridiculous. It's like saying skibidi toilet during sex

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now you look at this mcqueen one here. if you aint in clothes, what you see first is that big wang dang up tup. but if you ARE in clothes, what you see is a real, real nice pair of pants down on the bottom. mcqueen was a tailor, a trained suit tailor in the old fashioned traditional style. he could do the show stuff cause anyone with have a cup of pizzazz could do that but he never showed JUST that, he showed a show piece for those that arent in the know like the top wang dang here, and he showed it with a piece for those that are in the know like those there low rise pants. and if you aint in the know let me tell you that is a LOW low rise pant. that is a rise so low you see the top half of the pussy bush. and to make that look good, so you dont quite notice at first how low that rise is, thats the tailoring. no tricks, no artfully arranged folds for the runway, just pure tailoring. and thats why mcqueen is different.

>>83840861
why were you reading reddit? are you a redditor too?

>>83840875
I go onto Reddit when I am horny

>>83840886
so.......you're a redditor? why are you complaining then? you get what you seek.

You wouldn't recognize true bitter if it slapped you across the face.

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>>83840901
True eleganza

I want a boyfriend. I need a boyfriend. I will perish if I don't take it seriously and find a boyfriend before I'm 30. Normies have partners and it's easy for them.

I changed my mind I don't think it's quite possible for someone like me to find a loving husband and there's nothing to love me for it's over

Maybe if i find a sad faggot like me and kiss his all over and try to make his days better and do nice things for him in the end of the day and take care of him and programm myself to think that he will only like me as long as be an asset and look acceptable enough to be associated with then he's be my bf hmmmmm

>>83835160
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>>83835203
Sorry for not responding, I was thinking about it all day.
I think at this point we'll argue in circles over whether or not my apprehension is justified and/or internalized homophobia. I think the important thing here is that I for the first time actually have some interest in meeting someone. Might not be successful, and I might still decide that people aren't worth the effort, but I think you guys will be right that if I do enjoy myself, then the 'price' I'm worried about paying to keep that will be worth it. Might not end up mattering as much as I fear. And so we're clear, 'enjoy myself' refers to any company at all, not that company being a guy over a girl, I doubt that will be a concern.
Thanks for these, I read all of it, but I want the cold loneliness pit in my chest that opened up this week to go away, and it won't until I stop talking about this. Also if I keep trying to discuss this it'll bridge threads which reeks of attention whore.
>You've lived terribly, by the way. That's why you're a closeted virgin at 30.
that wasn't necessary

Ensemble dans le taxi
C'est vraiment super sexy

>>83840540
>Brayden, Tristan, Jayden, Hunter, Sebastian, Blaine, Ryder, Tanner, Sterling, Aiden, Phoenix, Colton, Preston, Dakota, Maverick, Grayson
Having a zoomer name means you're gay now?

>>83841147
i had a name from this list and now i'm trans, you do the math.

told my bf i might shave my bush and i saw tears well up in his eyes

>>83841170
What was yours? Brayden, Jayden, Aiden?
I know a kid named Braylin, he's doomed isn't he.

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>>83840428
He just wants to impressive his dad.

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>>83840540
>Were you a theator kid?
Somewhat never was in theater.
>openly call women 'mother', 'auntie', or 'the girls'
No.
>Do you have a favorite musical?
No
>Extremely well-groomed
Somewhat.
>Lispy voice, vocal fry, upspeak, super expressive hand talking
Small lisp but otherwise deep voice.
>You know the name of more then 1 fashion designers
Yea.
>limp wrist &/or sashay walk
No.
>touchy flirty with men when drunk
No.
>Obsessed with monitoring & gossiping about other people (especially about thier relashionships)
Only monitoring.
>You were the 'sensitive kid' or "non-conformist"
Sensitive young man.
>You dislike sports
Yea.
>your name is: Brayden, Tristan, Jayden, Hunter, Sebastian, Blaine, Ryder, Tanner, Sterling, Aiden, Phoenix, Colton, Preston

>>83840540

>I kinda hung around some of the theater kids but I was not one, nor did they accept me.
>when my mother was alive I called mother or mom
>no
>lol lmao the opposite.
>no
>no
>when I was younger one of my mom's boyfriend's said I walked like a faggot off-handedly once.
>never been drunk
>nope, don't care what other people do.
>yes I was a crybaby and contrarian.
>yes
>nope but I'm not a zoomer.

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"i am homosquidual."
- Squidward Tentacles, after realizing he is homosquidual after the third wet dream about Squilliam Fancyson this week from episode 269 Pretty in Ink

>>83841046
you gotta find a nice gf man, stop losing your time and put yourself out for a nice woman to take care of you.

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need big crybaby boyfriend to comfort

I'm a big fucking crybaby bitch and I want to let it out but I won't let my fbf see it lmao I gotta keep to myself and never let him know what unnerves me while being with him

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>>83842325
>never let him know what unnerves me while being with him
wise choice if you still don't know and trust each other fully. But please babies, let it out. I don't want to know what's wrong if you're scared to tell me, but I wanna kiss your tears away and bake you a cake after, so you cry again but out of happiness because I'll bake the best and sweetest cakes for me sweet bf

I need to have a son someday, but I can't envision myself with a woman.

>>83842363
NO! If I tell him what I think about myself compared to him he will see the cracks and leave me! We didn't even touch on the variables of my physical shortcoming, this on the mental part!

>>83842400
but the point is that you do not have to tell me/him anything if you don't feel comfortable telling what makes you vulnerable. Just let the tears out, the fact that you'll go to someone to ask them comfort is something very precious to me. An understanding bf will get that you still can't trust him fully to show the "worst" parts of yourself but would be happy to be there for you just to take some of that sadness away.

>>83842420
But what if I don't ever find a boyfriend that clever or calm and he will find a replacement? Surely he can because my fbf will be the most brilliant and extraordinary and blissfully unaware of the fact that he is the most beautiful inside and out and that I'm unable to tell him about my struggles and then I'll start playing mind games it like I'm doing it right now and won't tell him shit because I don't want him to realize how bad I am, or worse he might realize for good he is for me, or even worse he starts thinking he's not doing a good job... nonono, I can't let him on about that, I will cry with him and expect a reach around but I guess that will be my cross to bear... my poor unassuming naive fbf

thinking about transitioning...wondering if it's gonna be hard having a bf that will support me through it