big din dins consumed, feeling heavy as fuck

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a lacklustre edish.

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A chippy whippy? Fuck off de lid these are mine. Get your own de lid. There some crisps in the cupboard lid go eat them.

>>83838143
you're right, i'll go get my own
*brings out the jerry can and heads down to the petrol station*

>>83838143
a 'chippy whippy' sounds like something the bullies would do to you behind the bicycle sheds.

>>83838100
>big din dins consumed, feeling heavy as fuck
exactly the same here lad, feel like a right fat cunt

I'm so sick of everything. Anyway, I've got 2 bottles of 13.5% wine and a 1L bottle of whisky. LET'S GO

In that state of mind where i want a thing, I can afford a thing but i dont really need the thing even though i would enjoy using the thing it means i have to be careful with money for the rest of the year. Hoping it'll pass.

>>83838198
Wish i could drink, i used to alot, it helped, but im on pills now and half the instructions clearly state "do not consume alcohol" i tried quitting the pills but i went mental again.

>>83838254
What kind of pills de lid. Are you a mentalist?

>>83838263
Antipsychotics, diabetes x3 pills, hypothyroidism, fatty liver disease, blood thinners, angina pills (beta blockers), paracetamol, high cholesteral, high blood pressure and now testosterone injections. Im fucked lol.

>>83838283
Damn I hope that doesn't happen to me. Are you in your 60s?

>>83838296
No i got poisoned on purpose during a mugging and its been downhill since then, 15 years ago.

>>83838327
How do you get poisoned on purpose during a mugging

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Say wha?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25-Fw8WlT4

if you could force any celebrity to post in /britfeel/ for 24 hours who would you choose?

>>83838377
I would choose our lad the Helper.

Booked a jungle bumsesh at ten oh aye
Need a real wild animal to stir my guts up like macaroni cheese and that is LUSH
Big urban lads up my bumhole OH AYE.

>>83838377
>if you could force any celebrity to post in /britfeel/ for 24 hours who would you choose?
Mr Blobby.

>>83838386
Is there any way that you could stop talking about gay things and butts and dicks and guts and black men having sex with you etc

>>83838342
probably some whore he met online

>>83838399
I have learned to embrace the bumsesh my lad. You just haven't awoken to your inner fruitiness x
It better when you stop lying to yourself.

>>83838377
Morrissey would be a good lad to have around

>>83838419
Serious question: Are you Sean?

Said to my mum they're always casting disableds in Silent Witness and she turned and told me that's a bit harsh to call him disabled because he's from Northern Ireland.

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>>83838377
SeasideMark of course, but I have a feeling that he'd struggle with the captchas

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Base is coming along nicely.

What do you lads think about creampies?

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>>83838520
Seaside used to be the Creampie King.

>>83838520
Prefer a steak and kidney one myself, but can't speak for the other anons, sorry.

>>83838531
Nobody wants that fishy nonce near their food or their women.

bought some bread, was near its sell-by date, portioned some out into tupperware for the freezer.

now i WANT that bread, it's all frozen. reeee.

>>83838565
Pop it in the microwave, defrost it, then fry it.

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>>83838531
Perhaps there would be fewer potato-headed lassies around if he had creampied less

>>83838585
Ha ha ha lel they look same must be related luke I am your father xDD screaming kek xDD

Ha ha imagine its her dad xD oh oh oh I know then imagine they went on a youtube video together :o or seaside did asmr HOWL :D XD

>>83838493
Nicer than Mark's flat desu.

Oh dear, seethemong is back. I hope he can recover.

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seethemong is back with a a vengeance.

>>83838583
>microwave
don't believe in them.

just cooked it in the air fryer. cheap n nasty Warburtons wholemeal so it went that horrible acrid-sweet flavour.

make real bread again. sell it by weight. people DO buy bread every day, supermarkets do this with bananas and refrigerated milk, yet there's no infrastructure for our daily bread...?

Omg wait wait i know what if helen is her mum imagine helen is her mum HOWL how deep does the lore go de lads..xD

Haven't smiled in weeks, lads. Fuck is there to smile about in my life?

>>83838636
Do you not have a toaster? Trivially easy to defrost sliced bread with a toaster.

Any body else in their 30s got ideas for playing pretendy story about fish man :D

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>that 'paranoid conspiracy nut' gimmick wasn't working out.
>back to the classics.

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He's seething de lads.
He's seething de lads.
Is he seething lads? Of course he is!
Seething might be for him but it's definitely not for me!

>>83838653
i have a George Foreman. i DID have a toastie with the non-frozen bread earlier, was lush. didn't go all weird.

thing is, i wanted a COLD cheese sandwich. not another toastie. i was forced to have an air fryer toastie against my will ;_;

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Could seethemong fuck off so we can have a comfy thread? It's been nice without the seething.

>>83838675
He should go to /brit/ and seethe there.

Need some input here lads: should I wank and sleep or just chill and sleep?

>>83838682
Agreed. It fits in there. Not womfy

>>83838675
You scared of getting cyberbullied de lid? At your big age?

>>83838695
I actually would prefer not to be bullied as an adult man, yes

>>83838675
Faggot, it's an online message board, not a safe space.

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i'm seething so much it makes me want to...
makes me want to...
DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!

>>83838725
Shut the fuck up you nauseating little turd.

>>>/int/

Byeeeeeee

>>83838753
You'll do nothing, as usual. hehe x

The status of Ruth's tuppence

>>83838760
blown out
like someone stood on a tomato
a dropped beef sarnie

Imagine being lowercase seethemong. Everyone hates him, but not as much as he hates himself. Lashing out and annoying other people is the only way he can feel things any more. A few more brief bursts of seething until he offs himself.

These threads are pure shite now and I've seen shite

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>>83838764
WOW! The actual state of these mongs

>>83838753
A nerve was touched I see

>>83838792
Seething and "u mad" posts.
HHL coded.

>>83838798
No you don't get it lad it should be dead as a doorknob because that's womfy. Anybody who would actually make a post should go to int

He thinks people don't know he posts here still. You're not that subtle mongboy :)

>>83838804
Have you tried not seething? Why did you appear and start having a breakdown over nothing? What happened in your day to make you like this

Imagine being longneck, ostracized from /britpol/, /brit/, /britfeel/ and for GOOD reason

whoahahahaha

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>>83838800
i actually happen to think HelperLad is somewhat cute and it's nice to see him smiling.
i've known some pure cokeheads who are in a constant state of seethe IRL (puts this message board drivel into perspective) and i hope that's not him.

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Ruthmong aka the whacky man killed britfeel, he is happy about it too

>>83838812
I agree with you lid. I hate the seething.

>>83838815
He lives rent free in your head. Every few days you turn up and seethe about someone that's not hear and won't read it. How did that long neck spacker mentally rape you so much lol

>>83838815
Alri proxynonce lid

The Lesser Goosenecked Mackem.
A vile creature.

>>83838826
>rent free
>its just an email!
>its the proxy!!!
>its fake and AI!!!!

whoahahaha the next level of cope is upon us

>>83838837
>>83838833
>proxynonce
LIKE CLOCKWORK

hwohahahahahahhaha thanks for playing my game

>Last year, the average first-time buyer with Santander put down a deposit of more than 85,000
So basically every single first time buyer had to inherit money to buy

Did Sean beat you in an augment lad how did he hurt you?

>>83838829
Alri footmong/rothermong lid

>>83838837
I'm not Sean. I actually hope he loses his benefits and goes to jail. But I find it even more boring when you turn up and make the entire thread about him again. You are like a lovesick girl. Get a new hobby other than seething in /britfeel/

He's not here, nobody was discussing him.

>>83838845
Nah not necessarily lad. Some of them were just gifted money. Also that's the average.

>>83838855
>nobody was discussing him.
NTA - they were, and I think that is where it all starts from. Let's not pretend we don't know little lad posts here still , I think the main thing that was annoying people was the constant avatar fagging, threatening to stab people, and sharing of illegal content including minors, which made people want him to fuck off.

Sean's boyish good looks has sent someone over the edge x

Rothermong obsessed with Sean and that is a lush x

>>83838871
Rotheranon is hhl, keep up with the lore, tourist.

why do people hurt Apus????
they're so gentle

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i dunno what grudge a couple of posters have, or if they're sincerely trying to get everyone to some other board/thread/site.
but i will reiterate:
get yourselves on IRC.
https://rizon.net/
give it a go. you're pseudonymous rather than anonymous but since there's the #4chan channel and it's the Rizon network, it's just the IRC for this website. detached from us as users. less clique-y than what i've seen of the Discord stuff.

might not be for you. might not be for anyone. but there's still a general chillness the internet has lost.

>its the proxy site!!1
>they're using VPN I know it!!
>they won't send the email
>its FAKE!
>its personality X!!!!

whoahahahhahahahahaha
round and round we go
ITS LUSH x

>>83838868
All that and he is a dramatic fag

>>83838868
>threatening to stab people, and sharing of illegal content including minors
Wait... what? When was this? The thread(s) have been dead for weeks, nobody saying anything unless lollers or someone turns up to post that he's woken up and that's the only post for 4 hours.

Until seethemong turned up, it was a very slow thread of me and I think 1 other person having a slow conversation over multiple hours.

havent been here for a while. did Welper get banned again?

>>83838894
>Wait... what? When was this?
It's widely known and has been talked about in the past few threads, and beyond. It's actually quite vile.

>>83838902
Some anon emailed his footy coach about his neo-nazi posts and threatening to stab people so he had a meltdown and has been hiding on /brit/

>>83838902
Got caught with an underage Apuette.

>>83838904
Go on then. I must have missed it despite being here the whole time.

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>>83838913
>Some anon emailed his footy coach about his neo-nazi posts
fucking hell haha that's funny. he was a funny guy though loved his sperg outs when he was bevvied

the mong just wants to argue now lel xd

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Do NPCs from the south actually eat this?

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>>83838944
>pie mash and parsley sauce
>Anything wrong with that.

Maybe a mucky butty is more to your speed you Northern knuckle dragger? Who am I kidding, a rat sarnie more to your taste

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>>83838944
not sure i understand what this is. from the shop sign, jellied eels?

looks somewhere between the slop from The Matrix and the imagination-food from Hook.

Anyone ever tried PCP (angel dust)?
Is it more of an American thing? I'm wondering whether I would enjoy it.

>>83838944
Not bad if it didnt cost more than 4 quid.
Not a fan of the fucking barrel they pulled that sauce out of though

>>83838882
I tried but it says I need to login, I am confused :(

>>83838978
it's hard to find. there's some analogue going around, i think? but then everyone seems to agree 'ketamine is better, just buy ket'.

>>83838967
Love a good bit of dripping on toast I won't lie, wait, is this not a normal thing to have?

Glad we had an appearance from are Blad today.

>>83838985
if a nick (name) is registered on IRC, it means someone else has bagsied it with a password. but you can just swap to a different name whenever. type
>/nick cool_guy123
to change your nick to cool_guy123

then do
>/join #4chan
and say hi!

>>83839005
standing his ground, too. principled fella. really just an overall nice guy.

>>83838882
>IRC
wow this is some old school shit. I used IRC for years in the late 90s and early 2000s, didn't think people still used it, and I still don't.

>>83839010
Nah lid, it isn't working, I tried multiple nicks, no dice. Staying on feel street me.

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>>83838991
I did want to try ket because I read research studies about how good it was for depression, but ketmong has completely put me off it. I don't want to end up like him.

Me arsehole looks like a fucking Yorkshire pudding after that brutal jungle bumsesh OH AYE. Had that huge piece of dark meat cleaning my arse out like a gutter cleaner now I'm full of his horseradish sauce
slap my arse and call me a roast dinner that was a big spaff.

>>83839145
Is there any way to have less information about this

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>>83839162
I'm sorry lad but a bumsesh is a britfeel institution.

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>>83839090
you're talking to him.

although i do maintain that low-level/moderate ket use could be an effective antidepressant. there are isomers with less of the spacy/trippy/fun stuff the recreational users want.

depends what you're like with addiction in general, really. ket's drawn me in more than heroin did. think 'chocolate biscuits' more than 'dependent alcoholic'. but if i could go back in time, i'd hand myself a sternly-worded warning and a few diluted ketamine sprays. it works magic for (my) depression, i just fucked that one for myself.

>>83839229
Should I try ket then

>>83839360
I tickle little Sean under his chinny chin chin

>>83839360
Attract him in with a hot steamy wuppa then "spark him out" as they say

Morrisons given me 1 quid off flowers because of Valentine's day. Wtf am I gonna do with that? Give me money off alcohol or tendies.

>>83838699
What would happen if you did get bullied as an adult man de lid? Reckon you would cry?

>>83839320
might as well give it a go, if you want. obviously be careful etc. but i'm not your dad.

in an ideal world they'd carry out the same research they're doing in the US and it'd be available on prescription, same with medical cannabis and psychedelic-assisted therapy.

talk to a doctor and try prescription antidepressants first (although it does worry me how quick they are to dish out those). but a bump of ket won't suddenly kill you or destroy your bladder, any more than the occasional drink will.

https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Ketamine

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Credit card is hanging in there. Can't wait until I win the lottery.

>>83839443
Thanks dad, I will see what the dark nets have for sale. I reckon this will sort me out.

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>>83839499
no worries son and/or daughter. i hope you can chip away at the depression, somehow.

>>83839489
debt is evil lad, its how the rich control the poor

>>83839524
Damn, I have been doing the most harmful

>>83839524
How's GHB (the date rape drug) not classed as more harmful to others?

>>83839656
i think "harmful to others" refers to the user doing things to other people, not having things done to them

>>83839656
I assume it's because despite being easy to kill with, it's difficult to abuse. You ever heard of someone addicted to it?

That said, it's easy to accidentally kill yourself or others. But the harm of GHB comes from getting the dose right, not from people being obsessed with it and unable stop taking it.

https://www.clawmegle.xyz/live

watching the AIs Omegle with each other, me.

vibe-coded AI-native platforms, lads. they're the future.

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Phwaor gotten up me 'aven't i X

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Call me chuff lincolnshire

>>83839755
T W A T
W
A
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>>83839656
>>83839697
>>83839710
yeah it means in terms of 'when you're a user, what harms does it cause'?

the original study had a three-pronged model where it broke it down into physical harms, dependence, and social harms. so e.g. wrecking your organs, psychological mindfuckery, and costs to are NHS, respectively.

this Professor David Nutt fella's whole thing is that, however you slice it, the Class A/B/C law makes no fucking sense. got him sacked from his job as government advisor, that. you can't just go around saying 'alcohol would be illegal if it came out today' and 'LSD isn't actually that bad'.

>>83839799
LSD is mostly harmless. Impossible to OD, not negative physical effects, you might question authority and the way society works and.... oh... OH

>>83838913
holy shit

thats abit much imo

hhl isnt that hateable

>>83839755
corr

gud kittingtonshire diss wun

hairfta be annuniciated

>>83839524
Increase VAT for pubs to sort that issue out.

you know what's mental? everything in a mirror is reversed.

Dude theres a conspiracy against me to stop me taking drugs dude...whoa dude i cant handle working for a living but i know how society should be run... get this dude imagine society but... we're all on drugs... THEY would never allow it man... hope my dole money comes in today so i can buy more drugs...

>>83838760
I'll love it no matter what she does. I'll be there for her if she needs a shoulder to cry on someday.

You don't get it dude if the sheeple took acid man they wouldn't work 9-5 that's why it's illegal man... if people knew how good drugsssss feels man they would sit in a room taking drugssss all day man like me... yeah bro

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>>83838585
She is cute. I love her fashion sense. She doesn't dress cheap and trashy. That shows to me she is a mature and sensible young scottish woman.

>>83838819
Only the image post was by me.

Bro imagine society but everybody takes drugs. Erm yeah that's called world peace man. Bro imagine we didn't have to get a job and we could just take drugs all day bro haha rock on \m/

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>>83839884
You know what's mental? You still look ugly when you flip the photo.

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>>83839878
problem there is poor people will just get poorer. Tim Martin does those cheaper-beer days, "this is what it would be like if pubs paid the same tax/rates as supermarkets," and he has a point.

we're not in some teetotal society. but alcohol is the obvious red herring because we all KNOW the drama/fights/deaths it causes. but culturally we like it (plus it's fun and lush).

maybe we could do something like picrel. build Utopia Island where we mix western medicine and culture with more eastern meditation and philosophy. few shroom teas down the hatch every now and then.

Seethemong trying so desperately to stay relevant after everyone ignored him. Just leave mate, every single person in the entire planet hate you. KYS

I actually feel sorry for normies they're so brainwashed to thinking taking drugs is bad they don't know they could have a life like mine taking drugs on the dole. I just let them get on with their lives heh their primitive brains couldn't handle it

>>83839967
Shouldn't you be grateful "seethemong" is "trying to stay relevant" instead of abandoning you like 99% of britfeel has done from the looks of it

So who's the biggest loser on britfeel now that HHL has fucked off?

We should do a poll.

>>83839992
It will be 1 post per 24 hours and he'll be crying about it being seethemong spam

you know what's latnem? desrever si rorrim a ni gnihtyreve.

>>83839919
any vid where she talks normally?

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>>83839919
No it wasn't you lying cunt

>>83840012
nvm found her booktube channel

OK, I'm going to do some benis excitement exercises then go to bed.
Nighty night.

>>83840022
Yeah lad. Afraid I don't fit your agenda.

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>>83839919
You responded to this post >>83840022 directly which was a direct response to the post you've just claimed wasnt you. Shouldve double checked in the archive first you whacky fucking dickhead not that it matters since you've killed the thread, 24 hour blank canvas for your shit gimmicks now isn't it

>>83840000
Has to be either lowercase seethemong or footmong. That's even if they're not the same poster.

>>83840028
Thoughts on her talky voice? She doesn't sound like a common scottish lass to me.

>>83840000
https://poal.me/c3bauc

here. if you're not listed, it's because it CAN'T be you :)

>>83840039
>it's true
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83791000/#83795867
Why/what did Ruthmong mean when he said that?
>It really does bring me joy seeing britfeel dying on its arse

>>83840041
sounds lovely to me. she should speak normally on her main channel videos. most of them aren't even proper asmr

idea:
we take the cold from the UK, and ship it to places like Africa and Florida.
in turn, they put heat back on the boats/planes, and it gets dropped off here.

>>83840152
A 60 IQ African I worked with years ago suggested this amazing plan to me.

I'm sure you understand why it wouldn't work?

>>83840152
>>83840244
couldnt put the heat on a boat because heat rises, however, if you put the heat on a plane the plane wouldnt need wings because heat rises, ofcourse once the plane got here youd have to put wings on it so it could fly back to africa/florida

Big whacky lad caught in a lie and ran off. Sad sight at 40 years old.

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Bennies just landed and that means pub this afternoon

>>83840263
put the boat on a massive ball bearing. align the magnets so the intended heat destination is always 'up' (relative to the deck)

I hope Ruthmong will be happy one day. He deserves to be happy.

>>83840414
i hope a pigeon shits on him

right in his dirty turkish mouth, thats where i hope the shit goes

>>83840492
Fuck that Turk! Kebab cooker shawarma slicer piece of shit

>>83840492
>>83840503
Samefagging again I see? Sad sack.

>>83840581
i samefagged these two
>>83840432
>>83840492
other one werent me though

>>83840581
Put your fez on and make me a kebab dickhead x

>sameruthmonging

Why seethemong bullying ruthmong now? Such a nasty piece of work.

>>83840618
Mate ruthmong has been samefezzing this whole thread and last thread. Keep up.

>it my enemy seethemong!
Kek a nerve was touched

>it seethemong!
>stop bullying me!
40 year old man. Lmao

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please stop adjusting the 'old' age.
this week it's my birthday and i've already surpassed SEVERAL funny unc ages.

>>83841042
>i've already surpassed SEVERAL funny unc ages.
Like 25, 27?

>>83841137
Most britfeelers aren't between 30-40. Some are even olders (lollers for example).

Bought/ordered a new bicycle two weeks ago. They had to ship it and put it together. Fella in the store said it'll take 7-10 days but its been two weeks now. Not rite imo!!!! I want my bike!!!!

>>83841512
any chance you could give them a bit of a nudge? it Thursday. can't be letting them 'round up' to next Monday.

>>83841535
The fella said I'll also need new shoes for the bicycle. Said I could buy them right now or later when I pick up the bike. Might go to the store today and buy the shoes and then ask them about the bike.

Lost respect for crossy watching the Traitors. Proper NPC slopbrained.

>>83841572
crossmong is gone, time to move on

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>>83841562
why does your bicycle need shoes?

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Lovecraftian.

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>>83841579
It a fast boy

>>83841599
>SPECIALIZED

same.

>>83841572
You're fuming the normies at work talk about the traitors and you feel left out

i cant believe good looking women poo too, cant imagine it

>sorry Jacqueline, i only watch REAL shows like Lucky Star and K-On!.

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shidding at this.

verily.

>>83841727
Its just a hallway

>>83841579
phwoar

anudda gud kittingtonshire diss wun

contemplatin' the DL

must be admitted

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>>83841752
shidder in denial.

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>>83839360
just a hallway

is it not

Good morning mongs xL

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>>83841832

phwoar whose diss

woulda loved a go on her fannoid

mongs go to bed NOW!

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>>83841836
Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion (1965)

Luv liminal chungi me X

It deadass spoopy asf ong innit

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>>83841843
if that is true, how are you still here?

>JDL2 finally working again after almost a week

ckin ell

>>83841843
No. I don't think I will I have just woke up and ready to face the day of hours of shitposting it LUSH x

I bond burgered your sister last night LOL

Mummington is going to Aldi today to get me some snacks it lush. Would love a few quicksters and a jar of pickles.

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>>83841906
>STILL no open-source alternative without the bloat/ads/Java

>>83841946
>pickles

here, lad, little tip:

jalapenos. give them a go. (trust me.)

>>83841956
Last year I learned that pickles are mini cucumbers. It blew my mind.

>>83841962
imagine if you found out a goose was a female swan.

>>83841973
I don't think so lad. Swans and geese are two different species. There are both male and female swans

>>83842006
>There are both male and female swans

it's mad what medical science can do nowadays.

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corrr i reckon i'll go to this.

or buy tickets and then not go like last year.

Feel a bag x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuE1LRxm80

Paging the kinemathique dept rn me

>>83842109
Bit gay that mate.

>>83842287
aye might be a bit gay.

had a look what else there is. is the anniversary of Twin Peaks? seen people on /tv/ who are going to see it at kinoplexes. local one only has Fire Walk With Me from what i can see.

i think this might be it for seaside. he not coming back

>>83842316
Almost 3 months now, time to give up the ghost and move on.

A bit windy outside lads. My fucking lampost on the street is shaking like a shitting dog.

>>83842358
Best to stay indoors and post on britfeel

>>83842358
I have to go out in <1hr
apparently is also going to start pissing down. But if i go out today i get all tomorrow indoors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNTKqVfOv6A

Avra vgh

>>83842395
Sean, I thought Karl told you to stop posting hateful content like this. Did you not learn anything from when he gave you a bollocking in the changing room?

>>83842438
Being right isn't hateful. Even today the "Jewish Question" needs to be resolved.

Plans for lunch? Already hungry af me desu senpai

>>83842531
Fuck all in the cupboards. Might have to have a tin of cold beans or something.

>>83842541
Why not heat said beans up?

>>83842555
Can't be bothered mate. Sometimes I like to squeeze a little bit of brown sauce or BBQ sauce to spice things up a little bit.

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MUM SAYS I HAVE TO MOP UP AND I DONT WANT TO. FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE.

Wait ruthmong's gone?

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Morning morning morning all good lads. Almost the weekend and I hope you have a bloody good one!
Last day for me, I have tomorrow off, and I'm going to play my new vidya.

>>83842589
Really grim this, lad.

>>83842621
Fuck off you disgusting paedophile

>>83842609
lol has he fuck, he will be the last one standing here. He will never be allowed to post anywhere else because of the turkroach flag that will appear above all of his posts.

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>>83842637
Why thank you for asking. I got Mass Effect: Andromeda and Vanquished, both space shooters, and I'm not very good at shooters, but they look good.

>>83842654
The BBC would publish this answer as 'disgusting peadophile when questioned: 'why thank you ... they look good.' Back to you in the studio Nada.

So is an airfryer just a small oven???

On that Qatar Masters grind me

lollers i recently bought a "Lenovo Legion Pro 7 RTX 5080". your thoughts on this?

>>83842668
yeah basically. early on it was a marketing term for those halogen ovens. now it is just a small fan-assisted oven with the element at the top.

remember all the early buzz about how you could make chips without oil, because the air 'fries' them? got companies in trouble with Advertising Standards, that one.

>>83842679
7 is too old for pollers mate you should know better

He could heat up his cold beans with an airfryer

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>>83842679
Zorin OS will run great on it! hahaha. Besides that.
It looks tidy mate, are you going to top spec 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080, 16 Inch, OLED?
Will you be using it as your gaming rig?

>>83842679
Cooorrr lad, big drop for a laptop, no? Anyway, definitely load it up with arch or some other super lean distro, it will run like lightning.

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Might go and post in /brit/ until /britfeel/ wakes up, should be sometime in the afternoon?
Are /brit/ friendly? Lets find out haha.

>>83842718
Britfeel is awake, lad

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>>83842723
Umm, willy posting on /brit/, think I'll give it a miss desu.

>>83842718
/brit/ posters are literal deanos and normalshits

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Lads, I'm generally convinced that one of the biggest factors in being happy is having some kind of goal. Maybe it's related to your job, but could also be related to something like your faith. Either way, you need something to strive for, something you think is important that you get up every day for and pursue. I don't think having it immediately guarantees happiness, but certainly without it you are doomed to misery.

The problem is, I genuinely cannot for the life of me find anything worth pursuing. I see nothing worth it, I see no truth in religion or virtue in work. I do work, but it's just a shitty, boring non-job to pay the bills.

I'm really fucking miserable, but it pains me even more to basically have the answer and yet be incapable of attaining it. What should I do? Just end it?

Is /brit/ nonce friendly?

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>>83842723
I can't tell if it's 4-5 British lads or 500 British lads posting total twaddle into the thread.
Best thing about /brit/, you can filter foreign flags. Australians and Canadians are OK IMO.
>>83842729
Try hards.

>>83842758
Some of the best posters here have been foreigners.

>>83842731
you might be too comfortable in life, its sounds like everything is unsatisfying yet not so bad as to motivate you to improve it. maybe putting yourself in some new socal environment would help. are you in a relationship, if not that cold be your challenge or you could start some side hustle business just for the experience of doing it. i dont know you well enough to give you exact advice

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>>83842764
Yanklass and OG Soundspacker were awesome. And Crossy, BritNormie and Hotel lady, Scotland counts as foreigner, right?

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I'm losing track now lads, is this phase 3 or phase 4 of the Labour government? Will this be the last reset/reshuffle/phase needed to Get Things Right?

>>83842794
Who gives a shit desu lad go to /pol/

i'll be honest im not a people person

Homelessness isn't some random thing that you catch like a cold. You simply do not become homeless unless you are an extremely dysfunctional, often dangerous, person.

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pure nodding off me.

hi to Lollers and all the lads.

i need to sort some shady stuff and then i might try to sleep. wondering if i have a chest infection or something.

>>83842876
what if you're a homeless chan?

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So tiresome and such a banal point but it's reaching new levels of absurdity with Matt Goodwin being the latest target of what qualifies as "far right" these days. Doesn't matter how much you advocate for liberty and an open society, if you want your country run like a meritocracy with a functional border you're literally Hitler!

>>83842883
>sort some shady stuff
oooOOOoooh man of mystery

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...okay? What's the point of the speech then when he's just summed it up? They've just straight up posted whole paragraphs from it. Just another 30 minutes of guff from a squeaky-voiced cunt. Make it a tweet next time you fucking retard.

>>83842908
there's a big deal going down at the docks. 5 G's and you're in.

>>83842883
Why not me specifically? I'm here way more than lollers and I'm not a nonce, so why does he get mentioned by name and not me - Big Tex?

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>>83842927
soz Big T. i feel like a little shout-out to you is implied. in ALL my posts, in fact. i meant you no disrespect.

anyway, sleep time now. night night /britfeel/

>>83842876
Nobody chose to be homeless x

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>>83842883
Morning mate!
Sounds feasible that you could have an infection after your fluctuating body temperature. Grit your teeth, put on your not scared of anyone big boy pants and visit the doctors for an MOT. Do it right and get the meds you need and not the ones you think you need.
Night, mate. Sleep well and have a cool dreams!

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>>83842925
let do dis

>>83842985
So? That's like saying no entrepreneur chose to be broke. Technically true, but that doesn't mean that isn't a very clear line of causation between your choices and you arriving at where you are now.

>>83842989
What's your opinion on drug use?

>>83843005
why are you assuming its personal choice that leads to homelessness there are other factors beyond personal control

>>83843022
It literally doesn't matter if it's personal choice or not and my original post didn't mention choice at all. I personally don't believe in free will, so I think 'choices' are illusory at best, but that doesn't change anything. You don't become homeless unless you're incredibly dysfunctional and often dangerous. Think about it, to be homeless you'd have to alienate every single person in your life to the point where they wouldn't take you in off the street to keep you out of the elements. That's on you buddy.

>>83843040
Ngl you low key sound stupid af

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Remember when Palestine Action broke into a building, and shattered a woman's spine with a sledgehammer? You probably saw it, right, because the whole thing was captured on film... well, they were ALL just found not guilty.

Two-tier policing.

>>83843063
fr fr low key no cap you ain't bussin *skull emoji* bro u cooked fr on god

>>83843040
some people just dont have people in their lives that they can depend on. i supose there is social housing but i dont know how that systm works so i cant comment on it. anyway it sound like you just want to judge people less fortunate to you

Will Taylor Swift remain sprogfree?

>>83843065
can you link me to a news article of this?

>>83843076
i dont know why anyone would care about this

>>83843068
>some people just dont have people in their lives that they can depend on.
Yeah, because they have alienated them to such a degree with their rampant dysfunction and the danger they pose.
>i supose there is social housing but i dont know how that systm works so i cant comment on it.
Social housing is just heavily subsidised rents for parasites. Homeless people don't get put in social housing they get put in 'sheltered' housing or similar things which is like a mix between a prison, a hospital and a care home.
>anyway it sound like you just want to judge people less fortunate to you
Not really. Of course everyone 'judges' everyone immediately and all the time, it's called having an opinion on something/someone and everyone has opinions on everything, it's a reflex - you observe and your brain figures out its position on what you're observing. In an objective sense my life is better than a homeless person's life because I'm not homeless. Just being honest.

>>83843088
It's everywhere lad, you can just search 'palestine action not guilty' and you get endless results. Here are some:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02/04/palestine-activists-cleared-of-breaking-into-elbit-factory/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wxlv99xrjo
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/04/palestine-action-activists-cleared-aggravated-burglary-israeli-defence-firm-elbit-systems-filton
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/palestine-action-trial-court-burglary-b2913760.html
https://news.sky.com/story/six-palestine-action-activists-cleared-of-aggravated-burglary-at-israel-linked-defence-firm-13493449

>>83843091
I care about other people on earth. Taylor Swift included.

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SHE WAS ONLY 26 YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT!

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Splendid news laddinghams

I have survived anuddah clusterberg EP x

>>83843065
You can attack police and batter a woman with a sledgehammer if you are the left. But if a scary right winger say a hurty word on the internet you will be fast tracked through the courts and go to prison for 3 years. They'll even release rapists to make room.

>>83843136
The jury "couldn't decide" LMAO. If you get sympathetic jurors you can get away with anything, if you get non-sympathetic jurors or if the government just fast-tracks you into a kangaroo court you're fucked.

We are two different populations attempting to be ruled by the same government. It's such a shitshow holy fuck.

>They were accused of spraying red paint from fire extinguishers, using crowbars and hammers to break computer equipment and boxes of technical products, and smashing up the disabled toilet.
>The jury failed to reach verdicts on the criminal damage charge after deliberating for more than 36 hours.

"Yeah so i know they had sledge hammers and wrecked the place but how can we be SURE it was actually them? lets take over 36 hours and somehow get nowhere


lmao

>>83843101
there are many reason why someone might not have anyone in there lives, maybe they're just really bad socially or their old and everyone they knew has died, there is a loneliness epidemic you know

>>83843115
wouldn't have minded a go on ghislaine's tits

>>83843136
>>83843143
>>83843145
What are you going to do about it, little lad? Fuck all

>>83843109
>Taylor Swift included
why? you dont know her

>>83843145
The problem is the jury agrees with the criminals. So it's a situation of "yeah they did it, but we're glad they did it". Jury of your peers lol

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>>83843151
im gonna shag your mum thats what im gonna do lad

>>83843145
Yeah there's straight up bodycam footage of them using a sledgehammer to pummel a woman on the ground, but is that *really* a 'crime'?

The best thing is when a lass has some nice chebbs, but bless her they're less than ideal for a titjob so she really has to put in effort and really smush them together on your cock and work at it. Absolutely adorable stuff.

>>83843105
its was they jurys diction, nothing to do with the system

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kinell, drank less than usual last night but feel significantly worse. Feel awful wtf

>>83843170
The system can decide to have a jury trial or a bench trial. They decided on a jury trial and there isn't a lawyer in the country that won't be able to look at a case and take a glance at the jury and say with 95% accuracy what the outcome will be. We're just tribal now. Pure Schmittian friend-enemy politics. Obviously and objectively those people are guilty.

>>83843177
Jury trials don't work in a multicultural society. It just becomes people voting by ethnicity and tribe. Pakis will vote not guilty when their own are raping people, and guilty if a white person says a bad word

The jews are fucking with my internet connection again rn

Not womfy, that

>>83843177
jurys are chosen randomly, your argument doesnt make sense

lefty trannies will do anything they can to defend the worst possible things and then consider themselves the good guys

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Lads, im thinking a pot noodle for lunchington

Im a simple lad, i stick to chicken and mushroom, however, im feeling a tad crazy today, should i go mental and perhaps pick up the beef and tomato or curry flavour?

Im probably gonna go for the ol reliable chicken and mushroom anyway

>>83843264
i dont eat many pot noodles myself but beef and tomato would be my choice

>>83843203
Semi randomly based on local population plus lawyers can object to jurors. But that wasn't the argument I was making.

>>83843264
You should go for the peri peri because that's the closest to the old chili beef. Still annoyed the cunts discontinued those lovely bastards.

>>83842794
The resets will continue until his court date for giving evidence in the trial of the 3 ukranian twink prostitutes that according to the Mirror he had voicemail conversations with, then when it come out he has trafficked vulnerable war refugees in exchange for sexual favours from them, then, he MIGHT resign, or shuffle once more.

Two disgusting little queers on Bargain Hunt. Filth.

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Might need a wofvefe me X

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https://efukt.com/24594_Super_Model_Meatdown.html

Now that is some roastmaxxing heh

I'd clock you. Bring a friend, you'll need it.

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Interwebs shit the bed. I best not have the stupid CAPTCHAs nao.

The thing i wanted is now out of stock Bambu p1s, delivery was 20th feb, fuck knows now, and the other thing i wanted has been delayed without giving a date or price (Steam Frame)
I guess im not spending a wedge now...
pfffff

Honestly? Gavin McInnes is alright.

>>83843373
Few services had a spike a while ago on downdetector, I STRONGLY suspect this will be repeated at greater scale as the initial cause has not been fixed and is building a network debt as we speak.