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It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

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Does anybody have something they wanna share?
@r anon
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@errands anon
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Silver Fox anon
@Cuzcbro
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Abusemom anon
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Plankfem
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Uncle anon
@Jocasta
@Link
@Blackanon
@Convention Bro
@Winemom anon
@kels
@Waterpark anon
@Poetbro
@Autismom
@Imoutanon
@MomGF anon
@Grievingmom anon
@Australiaunt
@Anonymouse
@Sisabled
@Tennismom anon
@Any new people
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>>84302296
Ashley feels like the type to eke out her chocolate egg supply for months.
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>>84302296
I wish you infinite painful harm
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Being a son with a single mother is a fucking nightmare
Look at those bite marks on his cock
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>>84303017
If your mother gave birth to you during highschool or 1st year in college there's like 50% chance she's down to fuck you
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Didn't get a chance to respond before the last thread 404'd, thanks for making another
>>84297985
I don't know, she's mentioned some times before like with the titty cake thing that she feel s worried she was a bad mom in some way or that things like that messed me up somehow
It did, obviously, but my hope was that she at least developed some feelings too and would be open to something between us. I dunno.
Anyway, here's a new pic I got when she was vacuuming around my computer, cropped it so the rest of my room isn't visible lmao
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>>84302296
Only the sperm from CHADSON can hunt for mommy's egg.
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>>84303753
>Didn't get a chance to respond before the last thread 404'd, thanks for making another
New thread is made every Monday if you weren't already aware
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>>84302297
>discord ping
When will this shit get deleted fucking hell, or move it to >>>/trash/ with the other fetish threads.
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>>84302296
Last Week's Updates

Tennismom-anon
>>84254330

Imoutanon
>>84257283

Brosis
>>84258819

Nomi
>>84263739

Errands-anon
>>84271350

Dexter
>>84274774

Poetbro
>>84280324
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>>84304487
It's not a fetish thread bruh, it's a lifestyle thread for people practicing consanguinamory.
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>>84304487
use filters and hide it, you fucking useless retard
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>>84291379
>Previous incest generals centered around greentexting events and smut. Developing the story through snapshots of the characters' daily lives. These threads seem to focus on discussing relationship dynamics and using images to portray the characters.
Scattered Momcest threads happened for years before this general was established and they weren't just smut and greentexting, they had plenty of discussion about relationship dynamics. The Hug Your Sister and Weekly Family threads also discussed relationship dynamics, I don't know what you mean desu. Are you talking about the threads on /b/?
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Within the first year after r9k reopened back in 2011, momcest was already a topic of discussion on the board
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/3400150
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>>84305155
Nice. 15 years of /r9k/ momcest
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>>84305620
all those teenage boys born since developing complex attachments to their mothers.
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Sisabled call your damn brother.
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>>84303753
If she sleeps in your bed tonight you should cuddle up really close against her and press your hard dick against her ass
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Genuinely where is all the good mommy porn? I feel like Ive seen basically everything at this point. What site are you guys using?

I need anything, best mommy hypno audio, best roleplay, best compilation
ANYTHING
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>>84306277
You're a few years too late. Invent a time machine and go back
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Have you ever ate a meal with your family at a Michelin star restaurant?
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>>84302297
>@Convention Bro
We're doing great. To celebrate her keeping up with the gym for a whole month I went out and got a box of pokemon cards for her, those fucking things are actually pretty hard to find and they cost a pretty penny these days. She's not really a physical collector, more of a gacha nutjob, but she loves pokemon(of course she does, she's a woman) so it was a no brainer. She didn't really pull anything crazy but she had a blast cracking packs and cracking jokes.
And because no good deed goes unpunished she then went and bought me a box of one piece cards, I did actually pull a couple of expensive waifu card lel
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>>84306951
What are her gachas of choice? Does she cosplay as her favorite characters?
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>>84307102
Triple Z and the other Hoyo stuff, that's why I know about Wise&Belle. She jumped on the Uma Musume bandwagon for a while. And I don't think it strictly counts as gacha but she's a big sweatlord(sweatlady?) with LoL and Marvel Snap and Marvel Overwatch.
She's not one for cosplay but ever since we started dating she's been more open to the idea and she's been bringing a bit of that energy into the bedroom. And also ever since she started hitting the gym and after not once paying it any mind she's been weirdly focused on her feet and making them "cute" for me, stirrup socks and everything.
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>>84307226
>weirdly focused on her feet
Maybe she's one of the rare women that has a giving foot fetish
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>>84304509
>It's not a fetish thread
Fetish-posting was huge part of these threads since the beginning. It used to be a lot more common for anons to just talk about their moms being hot and wanting to fuck them, rather than exclusively talking about being in love with their mom.
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>>84307385
She has a what now?
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>>84307433
>She has a what now?
A fetish for giving footjobs
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>>84307422
That isn't fetishposting that's regular posting for this thread and is encouraged in the OP ("share pictures, thoughts and stories of your own lovely mom") It's less common now because the userbase of the thread has changed through attrition from the enshittification of 4chan and advertising of the thread on other boards to counteract the attrition bringing in more people that want to/are fucking their other family members
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>>84307454
I don't think we need to go that far. I think she's just in a new position of having a live-in boyfriend who's always looking and touching and saying how much he likes what he sees and what he touches, and she's flourishing from it.
Strictly speaking she's bi, she's had girlfriends before and in fact the only serious relationship she's ever had was with a woman. Being with a man, living with a man, getting fucked by a man(and that man being her own brother) is new territory for her and she's having fun with it.
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>>84307494
Is there anything about living together again that was surprising for you? Did she pick up any strange living habits between your childhood and now?
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>>84307653
You mean from her time in college and her stint as a dyke? No, not really. It's actually weird how little she changed. Any weird habit she picked up she picked up when mom died, same with me. It's like her death put us both in a time capsule and we stopped moving forward, I don't know how to explain it.
If anything she's stared picking up weird habits now that we have this new angle to our relationship.
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>>84307727
>If anything she's stared picking up weird habits now that we have this new angle to our relationship.
>weird habits
What kind?
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Crusoe Had It Easy tbqh
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>>84307727
How old's your sis?
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>>84308769
>Crusoe Had It Easy tbqh
Robinson?
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>saves little sister from lesbianism
>turns her into a /zzz/+/fit/ tradwife instead
Damn
Is brothercock really THAT good?
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>>84310584
Girls coming off their lesbian phase slowly realising that guys exist, then noticing how hot their brother, cousin, uncle, or dad is. It's more common that you'd think.
When I cared to lurk r*ddit I found some wild ones there, never sure how true they all were but some must've been real.
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>>84302296
Ashley Graves is so hot omg
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>>84310758
Mommy clears
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>>84310584
You can't spell /fit/ without ZyZZ
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>>84311385
>not you can't spell Zyzz without ZZZ
ngmi
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>>84306788
Never, but it's not a bad idea. I will look into this.
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Went to Wendy's (again) with D-cup mom to claim our April 7th exclusive free small fry and frosty from Wendy's sponsoring the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. My sister went to Japan on vacation, so we are once again being used as a free cat hotel. New episode of Survivor tomorrow, so it goes.
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>>84306180
She did indeed sleep for a little while in my bed last night but I didn't make any moves.
I would have absolutely loved to have done that tho.
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>>84313216
forgot my namefag
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>>84313671
>I didn't make any moves
You gotta at least use her arm or shoulder as a pillow, get some confidence
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I have a good relations with my mom but I want to ask why does Mom NTR turn me on so much and how do I cure it?
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>>84308769
It was a 2015 visual novel made in flash about being stranded on an island with your cousin/sister/daughter/niece
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>>84310584
>Is brothercock really THAT good?
I mean just look at brosis
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Oh my god.
I'm the Anon that posted about his mom going out with "friends" a lot and quickly needing to take a shower when she got home from the exercise class she stopped going to.
She said she was going to go out with "friends" again, and didn't tell me and was going to leave when she thought I wouldn't notice. I was feeling horny so I looked through her bedroom, and I found oral contraceptives on her bed. I found oral contraceptives on her bed. Literally 27/28 taken. Oh my god. I'm getting fucking cucked.
I feel sick. I sometimes fantasized about it, but now it's real life. What do I do? I should probably find a therapist. Anyone know if specialists exist?
If I do try to rekindle things with her because even though I'm still unsure I have a desperation to "take her back" from whoever is fucking her, what do you recommend? Both making a move on her and breaking her up with that guy. I need to be covert now that the tides aren't in my favor.
For any anons reading this, get mental help before it gets to this point.
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>>84313902
Have you tried some Prussic Acid?
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>>84309037
He's 29 and his sister is 26
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>>84303094
The rate is only that high if the father is absent
The son fills the void
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>>84313671
How old are you and your mom and what's the status on your father
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>>84314500
You have to try. How close were you before?
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My mom is staying at my house for the week
I just heard what sounded like vocal orgasms coming from the guest room
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>>84315601
Have your own vocal masturbation session that she hears. Make your house a dueling piano bar of jack and jilling.
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A /v/ thread
>>>/v/736483554
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736483554/
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>>84314500
That's rough buddy... fight for that mom action!
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>>84314369
I've pieced together enough of her story to understand what he does for her emotionally but I'd still like to know the nitty gritty filthy details about what he does to her in the bedroom to make her so crazy for him, by the end of the year she will have given birth to more of his children than his real wife for God's sake
But I'm too embarrassed to ask
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>>84315701
>Unironically /v/ posting
mentally ill board
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>>84315831
>deflowerable
So she's still a virgin there?

Hoping everything goes well for Brosis's pregnancy.
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>>84314500
Confront her about it and deal with the fallout afterwards. Any plan you might have to win her back won't work if she's getting dicked down by some other guy, you'll only be her 2nd priority at best.
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>>84315395
Things almost got heated between us
>>84315713
I actually might
>>84316448
If I confront her it'll reveal I'm insecure. I need to wait a bit and start giving her more physical affection in the meantime. Feeling risky and might broach some sexual topics with her since we're close like that.
If people don't like my posts I can stop posting.
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>>84316745
Sorry for being cringe with that last line. In a weird head space rn
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>>84316745
>If I confront her it'll reveal I'm insecure.
I wouldn't call it being insecure when you literally know that she's fucking other people.
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>>84316814
I mean it's her right to get her needs met, so the only thing I can do is get closer and offer it myself. Concerned seeing the other guy will make her auto-reject it though
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>>84316745
Get her pregnant and make kids already
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>>84316881
Will post my plan tomorrow for all who are interested
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>>84313805
I did hug her after dinner last night that lasted some time when we were outside, it was pretty nice. I think I might have started to pull away first because it went on for a solid minute.
>>84315153
I'm 27, she's 51.
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>>84314500
Ultimate cuckson award
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>>84316896
>who are interested
I'm interested
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>>84306788
Why is he so uncomfortable?
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>>84318278
Making omelettes all day is a pretty lonely and eggscruciating existence
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>>84318278
the yolk of industry
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>>84317485
Did she go through menopause yet?
If not then you need to get her pregnant asap
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>>84317606
WE MUST BECOME BETTER SONS
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https://soundgasm.net/u/AceRider85/The-Veil-and-Vows-of-a-Mother

New mindfuck impreg audio from the GOAT. Is there anything more twisted and hot than your mother reminding you of the fact that she gave birth to you?
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>>84302297
Mostly taking care of birthday prep. Figuring out the cake and gifts and stuff. That and coping with weird food cravings.
>>84314369
>>84315831
Our emotional connection is definitely a big part of it, but he's also pretty strong which I like a lot. The sex is usually kind of rough, but not overly so. It's like passionate roughness I guess? Lots of manhandling too, which I like. Being picked up and carried around and stuff. It's attractive, because it's kind of like I'm bringing out something in him that's normally bottled up. It's a bit crass to say it outright, but his dick is just also the right size for me.

>>84315869
Thankfully this far in everything should be fine.
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>>84302296
I have a question for Hapa-chan if she's lurking about.
If your father offered to be a sperm donor (actual turkey baster method not sex) would you choose to create some sibling-children?
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When's the last time you slept with your family /mcg/?
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>>84321076
I can remember most of the times. I slept in the same bed with my cousin earlier this year, she was very sick and didn't want to see a doctor. Last year, I slept in the same bed with my cousin and nephew, my aunt even took a picture of this, I would have to search for it to post it. With my cousin again in her apartment on 2022's new years eve.
As for my family, I remember the 5 of us sharing 2 joint beds during a hurricane, I remember sleeping on the same bed with my father for 2 years when I was in elementary, and sleeping with C on top of me one night when she had a nightmares, she must have been 3 years old.
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>>84302296
where is that 'you're grounded' gif?
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>>84321372
How much was your cousin a part of you and your sisters' upbringings? Was she around so often that it was like having an extra sister or did you only see her 2-4 times a month?
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>>84308483
Like with the feet thing, it's like suddenly she remembered to be girly and cute again. Up to very recently she's been perfectly fine being the chill slacker tomboy sister who doesn't say much and stays out of the way but now she has these little episodes where she is the needy clingy girlfriend and she doesn't even realize she'd doing it. I don't know if she's allowing herself to be vulnerable, or allowing herself to be silly, or maybe hormones, I don't know. And she's consciously toning down on the cursing and cutting down on the morbid humor, like before she would have joked around with something like
>I wish you had a girlfriend so you could tell me how much tighter I am compared to her, hyuck hyuck hyuck!
but now she just says something cutesy about how glad she is we're together, stuff like that.

>>84309037
>>84314943
She's 27 actually and I turned 30 a few weeks ago.

>>84310584
That's a hell of an image you posted.
Not to toot my own horn but I genuinely believe being with me is doing my sister some good.
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>>84321487
Grounding mom back for nine months...
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>>84321967
As best as I can remember, S wasn't a big part of our upbringing as siblings, but I always had a soft spot for her growing up and even thought she was hot back then as teens. My aunt and cousins would come visit us during summer every other year, I would hang out with my male cousins playing video games or doing dumb shit. I don't remember what S used to do, but not too long ago she told me that she wished she could've hung out with me more back the, but she never knew how to approach me. I was a real shut-in at the time, so no wonder it was difficult.

Eventually, they moved to our side of the country. I mostly hung out with my eldest cousin, who was into video games. Fun fact, S was the one that introduced me to anime, she showed me Ichigo 100% on youtube and it was fucking over for me.
S was more out going and would try to hang out with friends as often as possible, but her mother, just like mine, was very restrictive. My mother, aunts and grandma were mostly against S, either for her desire to stand out with her friends or for her impulsiveness which would often lead her into trouble, as such she was branded as the black sheep of the family. I would see her almost every weekend until she abandoned her home, but we weren't close back then either. Then I left to study college in another state and S got pregnant a year later, by then I would see my family 2 weeks a year at best. I was happy for her being a mother, until the problems arose and she ended up as a single mother. That time feels all too blurry for me, the most I can remember is that she calmed down a bit and her fighting with her mother was reduced to 4 times a year instead of every 2 weeks, before she left her home.
Since then, I've admired how diligent and ambitious she has become. As for feelings, we've gotten closer now as adults, ever since 2020. Looking back, we were a bit interested in each other, but never expressed it.
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>>84320120
>coping with weird food cravings
Have you dabbled in any cursed pickle flavors?
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>>84316896
>today
>mom knocks on my door
>says she's going out with friends again
>her expression is weirdly nervous
>i know she knows i know
>fuck
>later
>cross paths with mom
>she's wearing sweatpants
>her ass is jiggling so much as she walks, and the pants go in between her cheeks
>must have been wearing a thong or nothing under there
>realize how nicely she's built her ass
>enjoy the view
>started hugging her by the waist, but she seemed to only allow it for a few seconds each time because she was too busy getting ready to go out with "friends"
>she brought vodka and juices to make drinks
Bear with me, anons. Lose the battle to win the war.
My plan is
>slowly introduce what worked last time: waist hugs, neck kisses, and almost pressing into her which she surprisingly reciprocated back then
>continue our usual routine, acting like clueless.jpg
>work out, help around the house, do more with her
>openly talk about sex topics when she brings them up, and push them a little bit further
>if we can exercise together or do massages, you know where that goes
Thinking of only posting if things happen so I dont blue ball you all
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>>84322930
How oId are you and your mom?
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>>84322970
early 20s and late 40s. shes nowhere near as voluptuous as pic rel, but I wanted to keep with the thread theme
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>>84322930
i think it's unlikely you'll make progress while's getting it somewhere else.
but you coud be her rebound guy once it's over
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>>84323057
It does seem like its been a big roadblock. My only hope is it reignites old desires and maybe drives a wedge between them. Ive heard women go to more masculine partners after stopping the pill, so I could just wait.
Im starting with only safe things to get back to us talking about sexual topics without tripping any alarms. Any advice on what to do?
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>>84323128
>Any advice on what to do?
You should play up your role as the safe and loving choice that'll always be there for her
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>>84323128
Be a better boyfriend than her boyfriend. Compliments, gifts, and acts of service. Comment on how yoga has enhanced her figure. Spend more time with her and see if you can use the fact you're her son to cancel plans with him to monopolize her time for you.
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>>84323146
Good idea. The pill rewards that and it will let me be normal
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>>84323164
also don't be afraid to show some jealousy and possessiveness. women love that shit
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>>84323158
Perfect. I already plan to do all 3. Acts of service and gifts seem to be her love language, and compliments will be a pleasant surprise that makes us more intimate. I wish I could make her cancel on the other guy, but shell just find another time for him. Ill wait on complimenting her figure from yoga until a week from now so its not a ton of weirdness all at once. She definitely puts a lot of effort into looking young in fashion and exercise, so compliments will be great.
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>>84323184
I dont think the Twilight method works on people who arent teenagers, lol. She would just think I have problems
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>>84323017
Is she past menopause?
If not GET HER PREGNANT ASAP
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>>84323248
Yes, unfortunately.
Also, unfortunate update:
>she left with alcohol ingredients to see her "friends" at 6:00, and it's 11:20 and she's still not back
>usually goes to bed at 8:00 and gets tired around then
Yeah, she's getting dicked down.
Usually never gone this long except one other time where she probably got dicked down too.
The next 2 weeks will show if it's just over. Starting to feel like it.
I can try going hot-cold to worm my way into her mind.
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>>84323261
Also will get her to open up about her dating life and use the "shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on" / "jealous friend makes her think her relationship is problematic" strategy. I feel bad breaking the rules.
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>>84323261
It's never over. Mompussy belongs to soncock and you have to repeatedly remind her of that until she relents
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>>84323279
Thanks Anon. Our bond should win out as long as I dont seem jealous.
>she pulled in as Im writing this
Say hi and hug + kiss or avoid? Reply soon. Waist hug?
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>>84323287
Ass Grab Hug
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>>84323287
And should I jokingly guilt her if she tries to brush me off because shes tired?
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>>84323289
Anon be for real. Should I ask her about her night?
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>>84323295
No, you get real. Either nut up or shut up ASS GRAB HUG
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>>84323292
>she snuck up the stairs somehow and didnt tell me she was back
>I texted her asking if she was home and she said "oh yeah. thought you were asleep"
>extremely suspicious
>I go to her bedroom and we cuddle with my arm around her waist and we talk
>she said she was really tired
>I asked her if it was fun
>"Yeah. It was fun. It was super fun. But I'm really tired"
>internally pic rel
>we talk a bit more about other stuff
>she is breathing very heavily and trying not to hide it
>I can see her slightly glistening chest rising and falling
>she says she has to get to bed and basically kicks me out politely
>my head is angled facing her neck, so I give her a quick neck kiss before leaving
>give friendly goodbyes
May not be many updates from me for a while because this is going to be slow, unless anons want to just talk about it
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>>84323364
I was basically trying to cross wires in her head
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>>84315070
dude, father being absent is a given in situations like that
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>>84322082
This is how I picture Escobar Mom
I wonder what she's up to now, what do you even do with youself after getting dumped by your son-boyfriend?
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>>84324412
Isn't Escobar the one that was raped by his mom and ending up fucking her for a bit after?
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Escobar's mom drunkenly raping him
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I saw a vid on /gif/ once of some anon claiming there are a bunch of tiktoks with women realising how much their son looks like his dad and reacting weirdly to it.
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>>84324453
That's the one, traded her in for a plump asian wife
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>>84324629
Freud was wrong because most momcest shit is mother on son not son on mother
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>>84323364
She's gone again this morning. Checked her bedroom and she left out a maroon thong. Can't stop imagining her wearing that last night.
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>>84322043
>Convention Bro caught the breeding bug
We're about to lose another regular to fatherhood
Screencap this post
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>>84325659
>caught the breeding bug
In his first posts his sister was telling him he'd have to take responsibility.

>Belle
Why did such soulless gacha generate so much soulful sister sex?
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>>84325789
>Why did such soulless gacha generate so much soulful sister sex?
Gachas are so frustrating. Such a waste of good incest. The few gachas I know about all have interesting bits to them that make me wish they were normal games.
>>84325659
No brother can resist parenthood forever.
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>>84325929
>No brother can resist parenthood forever.
There must be a brother somewhere who slept so deeply his sister rode him in his sleep until she got herself pregnant.
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>>84325929
Brosis lets spitball a proper incest game.

I'm thinking run and gun sister has been kidnapped sort of plot, with a romance ending
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>>84326021
The proper incest game already exists
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>>84326055
The great thing is we can always have more.

Ok, so the brother has been kidnapped by cultists and the sister run and guns her way to save/fuck him?
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>>84326021
I can't really think of any way to make the incest an actual meaningful mechanic which is a shame because I would have liked that but an idea. For just using it as a premise, I'd probably copy Enter the Gungeon. Your brother goes missing before your "sibling date night" and you have to fight through all those different areas to save him. The powerups could all be themed after things a guy might be attracted to. Like there could be items to represent a body type, personality traits, clothes, whatever. The levels would be various places you go to look for him. Maybe you start with a stereotypically messy young man's room, then go to his job, and another level themed after his best friend's place, that kind of thing. The bosses would be themed after either his exes or various obstacles, like his gamer friend. And like Binding of Isaac/Gungeon, finishing certain areas with specific items in your inventory (like maybe lingerie, alcohol, a blue pill, and a condom with a hole in it) could unlock secret stuff for the true ending where you have rough babymaking sex. First thing that came to mind since I've got roguelites on the brain right now.
>>84326003
I could see it if the brother's a heavy partier. Mine used to be able to sleep through anything after a night of drinking. I guess you could probably take advantage of his morning wood while he's out, but I think that would wake most men up.
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>>84326200
>but I think that would wake most men up.
They could probably get away with a handjob or blowjob to get him off then using the cum. That's probably fairly common but I've seen the sleep sex plot used a few times in ero manga, feels like it must have happened for real somewhere
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>>84322043
>waiter help, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery
Sisterfuckers drowning while the rest of us are out here dying of thirst
And who is this new couple you've been posting?
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>>84326234
I feel like it would have to involve drugs or something to have a guy hard enough and asleep enough to mount him and ride to completion without waking him up. I guess maybe if he had been unable to orgasm for a long time first? Even then I'm not really sure.
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>>84326268
Morning wood, get him off most of the way with hand or mouth then reposition and slot in maybe?
It'll be pretty rare but could have happened maybe.
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>>84326003
Not brother, but my dad when he was on pain meds and I was taking care of him. He didn't wake up.
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>>84326295
....m or f?
Drugging would help yeah.
What made you do it?
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>>84326295
>He didn't wake up
R.I.P
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>>84326306
f
He had to take pain meds because of a back injury. I just saw an opportunity, was young and dumb and curious, and felt bad for him. I was basically his nurse during that time. Lil bit of a crush too

>>84326311
not like that lol
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>>84326327
What happened to the baby?
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>>84326281
Maybe if you were like squatting over his dick, jerking it off so you could put it in with minimal movement when he got close? It would be tough, but maybe doable. Probably easier to just have sex while he's awake, though. How is there only like TWO incest pictures of the Armstrongs from Full Metal Alchemist
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>>84326345
Had it, kept it. Raised with his help. Had to blame a boy from my class as being the father, just fortunate that his family wanted nothing to do with it.
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>>84326392
>had it, kept it
I'm sorry what? Just how many times did you ride your drugged dad?

Was it a boy or girl?
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>>84326392
So you're around 40ish years old I assume?
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>>84326392
So your dad is completely unaware his grandson is in fact also his son?
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>>84326433
Good heavens no

>>84326431
He was on those meds for many months, after enough times of doing it while he was out...

Oh and it's a boy.

>>84326449
No he's aware. After the heat died down I came clean and confessed to him. Now that was hard to go through with, especially for him of course.
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>>84326200
What if part of the game is recovering heart fragments or bodyparts sort of like the myth of isis and osiris but each of the previous girlfriends broke a little piece off his heart and it's the mission of a loving sister to fix him and his heart for herself?
Ever seen an old playstation game called Viewtiful Joe?
Mixed combat puzzle scenes, slick controls. a boss duel with the exes.
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>>84326475
>good heavens no
Well how old are you then?
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>>84326475
What's it been like for you raising your dad's son?
How do you feel about him being about as close as you can get to seeing what your dad was actually like as a youngster?
How old is he now roughly if you don't mind sharing?
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>>84326477
Enter the Gungeon has items that are used for meta-progression (but also increase your max health that run) that you get by beating bosses without getting hit so I could see heart pieces being used that way. Could be used that way in this hypothetical as well. I think collecting them all in one run is a requirement for something too? That would work for a secret final level unlock condition. I also kind of like the idea of saving the exes for a "regular" final boss though. Make them like a massive multi-headed dragon or something.
>Ever seen an old playstation game called Viewtiful Joe?
Owned it on Gamecube growing up, yeah. Been a long time since I played it.
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>>84326501
I'm in my 20s now

>>84326512
Honestly the biggest relief and encouragement is having his support and help in raising my son. The whole thing was life-shattering to him and he's always felt guilty and regretted it. But after I had the baby he took to the father role again and well. Despite everything and how he feels, he loves my son dearly and even more because he always wanted a son yet I was his only child before this. In a way I love being able to have given him that. Years on now but we're both happy with the outcome even if our feelings differ on the initial cause.

He's not yet 10, I'll say
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>>84326586
Did you post about this on /b/ before or are you one of the mysterious /r9k/ dadfuckers that only appear once in a blue moon? How did you find this thread?
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>>84326586
What happened to your mum? I get the impression he was a singledad.
It's cute that you were able to give your dad the son he would have wanted.
Do you want to have more children? Possibly from your dad or with another man?
How did you find this thread?
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>>84326579
I've got to confess my gaming knowledge is pretty dated and based on playing quite a few old games on emulators, so I know next to nothing about Gungeon.

whiplash is about the most fun you can have while swinging a cyborg rabbit like a morning star.
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>>84326612
I have posted about my situation before, and this is my "home" board. But I'm rarely here to post anything anyway, basically have a normie life.

I literally only just now happened to notice this thread browsing the board, and noticed that specific line of conversation >>84326003 that I had some personal experience with. I mean I'm aware of these threads existing of course but my situation never seemed relevant to a mother-related topic obviously

>>84326638
Single dad yes, mom was never in the picture. I'd like to have more kids sure, if I meet and get the right guy for a husband. Not with my dad, maybe there was a time that spark could have grown to something more but that time is passed. I'm just glad and fortunate that despite all the reasons my/our situation should have ended badly, we managed to end up well in the end
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>>84322082
thanks. that's so fucking hot
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>>84326475
He really wasn't aware at all you were fucking him in a medicine induced haze? How did he react to finding that out?
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>>84326668
>but my situation never seemed relevant to a mother-related topic obviously
These threads seem to be more of an consanguinamorous (family loving) general
Feel free to stick around, Brosis above currently has a toddler daughter by her elder brother and 2 more on the way
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>>84326659
What about a game with a brother and sister chained together but they have to go on an adventure or navigate a puzzle maze to get the keys to release them?
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>>84326728
He was on the meds to be able to sleep so he was well out of it. I mean it's not like the very first time he started on the meds, I jumped at the chance to do anything with him. It was a gradual process overtime even just working up the courage to try anything. But anything I did he was always unresponsive once he'd fallen asleep with the meds. I guess it's possible he could have been aware of it but he never seemed it and his reaction to the truth was devastating. He took it bad and blamed himself so I refuse to believe he would have allowed it

>>84326737
Ah well that makes sense I guess. Either way I appreciate the offer but like I said I rarely get the chance to browse or post anyway
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>>84326833
You've technically realised your incestuous objective so there isn't little benefit in coming here unless you want to talk things you can't discuss in the open and get some feedback. /r9k/ has a remarkable number of lurking women with some sort of complex dad relationship.
I hope you can find a good guy to raise a family with, though it's often best not to mention how your first child was conceived, people can have weird reactions.
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>>84326833
Could you describe in a little more detail, like the hows of the gradual build up and what you did with him?
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>>84321372
Here's the photo, slightly modified. Nephew most likely watching something about roblox, and both of us asleep.
In >>83903792, I mentioned her tattoos. It sucks that I don't have better pictures of them, and the ones on her instagram are low quality.
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>>84326833
>Nurse-chan
That shall be your name because you took advantage of your daddy when you were supposed to be on nurse duty
Someone give this woman the bingo card and the bodytype chart asap
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>>84326999
I don't think she plans to stick around m8
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>>84327018
Too late, she's been dubbed.
She's already contributed more than others in the call out @ post
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>>84326833
What do you look like? How similar to your dad?
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>>84326962
The picture looks nice, what's your hangup about making that your long term reality? Are you reluctant for people to see you in public as the dad who stepped up for the tatted single mom?
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>>84326881
Wouldn't surprise me. And no we keep the truth a secret.

>>84326949
Yeah it was pretty harmless at first just being close and hugging up to him, taking his arms around me, even sleeping as well. Then it was smelling, kissing, and getting myself off beside him, before I could be brave and stupid enough to try anything sexual with his body/junk. Hands, mouth, eventually sex. It was all new and amazing but also scary to me anyway because I was young. I just always remember being terrified of him reacting or waking up which is why I was so cautious and slow to progress with anything. Like I said it took months for anything serious, and then months of it till something finally took

>>84326999
I resent such accusations

>>84327059
I guess like something between D and L? Why they all have glasses tho lol

>How similar
I think we resemble one another. As much as a girl/woman can resemble her father at least
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>>84327111
I think I could endure it, but her being a workaholic is a big obstacle. People that know her have asked us if we are a couple a few times before, she has to tell them we're cousins.
The issue now is that this morning my aunt told that she didn't pick her son up last night, either she went straight home to sleep or she has a new boyfriend, could be her boss again. If it's the latter, she could be breaking up in a year or two.
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>>84310584
>>84326258
That's just how big brothers are, they'll go to the moon and back for you and act like it wasn't a big deal
It's why we love them
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>>84327231
So for months you shared your dads bed for hugs but slowly upped the ante as you grew more curious about sex and testing the waters of how far you could go, until you were regularly draining his balls in your womb and finally realised his and your son was growing inside you? Did you panic much or did you always feel you wanted a baby?

O think he was asking how similar your dad and son are.
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>>84327231
>between D and L
So he never got to experience your body while fully conscious...have you ever tried making moves on him?
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>>84327510
No he didn't and no I haven't. Like I said maybe there was a time things might have gone differently but real life punched back too hard for it

>>84327475
More or less along those lines yea. I didn't even realize or understand that I was pregnant for a time and even tried hiding it. Eventually though yeah there was no way to keep it secret. Same thing with being as young, I didn't fully grasp the gravity of having a baby until it happened. I was nervous and scared but also excited I guess until I realized how significant and life changing it was.
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>>84327627
Life is like that.
>I was nervous and scared but also excited I guess until I realized how significant and life changing it was.
By which point it would've been too far gone to turn back I presume.
Did you hold feelings for your dad before this or was it all just exploratory?


Technically you raped your dad and all things considered it worked out surprisingly well compared to how bad things could have gotten, like getting kicked out and forced to raise him as a single mother.

If its any reassurance to you the actual risks of one generation of inbreeding are surprisingly mild and he shouldn't suffer from any serious problems. the comparative risk is actually better than something like a woman having children in her mid-late thirties or something.
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>>84327231
>I resent such accusations
And yet that's exactly what you did
It's okay, we don't judge here
>>84327018
Fill this out, we want to get to know you better
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>>84326055
>revolver
>not a semi auto
Mom clears again
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>throw out your back
>get hooked on painkillers
>your daughter rapes you
>she gets pregnant from raping you
>say nothing about it and take care of your daughter and your grandson-son
I swear some dads are superhuman saints
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My idea for an incest game was to make a seduction/corruption thing. The main loop would be idk some kind of Persona-esque or usual freeplay wandering the world and doing chores type deal during the day, but have it so you can encounter your relatives along the way and press x to hug, hold shift to squeeze, press y to kiss, press hold ctrl to shove tongue down throat, etc, and that each of these actions raises the person's arousal BUT also the suspicion of anyone who "witnesses" the encounter. It would also be subject to some kind of famliarity meter, so you can't raise the stakes too high too fast, otherwise arousal doesn't go up, your relative gets suspicious and doesn't like you and you ruin your relationship. Different outfits would have multipliers for suspicion, arousal, relationship, so really high heels would be +arousal, +suspicion, a comfy sweater would be +relationship, stuff like that. The goal would be to seduce your relative prior to... idk some deadline, right, like going off to college
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Speaking of games, did you guys hear about the recent controversy Street Fighter got itself into over incest?
Shit was hilarious
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>>84328853
>recent controversy Street Fighter got itself into over incest
It wasn't just the incest they pretty much ticked every box to piss off the normiesphere
>second cousins raised together like siblings
>age gap relationship with the man being 7 years older
>white wedding marriage leading to pregnancy
I don't know if they accidentally kicked a hornet's nest or if they were intentionally taking a traditional pro-family stance
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>>84326295
Is this the first dadcest story here?
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>>84329322
Nah, Hapa-chan has been here for nearly a year and kels showed up for a couple months at the end of last year
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>>84329322
out in the wild ocean of r9k dadfuckers lurk
sometimes they rise to the surface and tell you crazy stories if the moon is blue enough

I hope painmed-chan finds the opportunity to drop by again.
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I wish my mom had a humungous heinie
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>>84329736
Get her to do more glut-focused workouts.
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>>84325466
Cum on them before she wears them
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>>84326962
>and the ones on her instagram are low quality.

Generatively upscale them using gemini or grok
tell it to "repaint the image in higher resolution"
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Ever been caught by a family member naked or jerking it? How'd they react?
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>>84330091
I got caught by my sister jerking it to rule34 3D anime big tits creampie rape porn once. As soon as she walked in I turned down volume and switched tabs as fast as I fucking could. She didn't really say anything but I know for a fact she caught me and saw what I was jerking it to. This was a couple years ago now and I don't know if she still remembers.
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whats the appeal of this? i was raped by my mother and thinking about it causes enough disgust to induce vomiting. do you really want to have sex with (You)r mother or is this only a fantasy?
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>>84330129
Your mom was terrible. Did you have a substitute maternal figure that treated you with warmth and care?
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>>84330140
nope, i didnt have any other family. tried to get emancipated at 16, was sent to a group home instead. got a job, left at 18 and been winging it since. i have notlooked a woman in the eyes in nearly a decade but wagmi.
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>>84330014
I appreciate the enthusiasm, but no way. I made some updates in a hag/milf thread, and I might try my luck with her tomorrow. If not, I'll know to give up.
Are "confessions" always bad, even if the mom is accepting?
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>>84330166
Why did she rape you and how?
What was your living situation in the past?
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>>84330211
>Are "confessions" always bad, even if the mom is accepting?
I think it depends. If your mom is aware of your feelings to some degree and you have some history together of things going past just a regular mom/son relationship, it might not be a completely horrible idea. Don't get your hopes up too much but also don't expect the worst.
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wonder how confession anon is doing
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>>84330301
Both are true, but maybe she just thinks her dating makes me uncomfortable in a normal way.
I could be mistaken about us getting close a couple years ago, but the /mcg/ veterans all told me she wanted to fuck me before I backed out.
Also, the guy she said she's dating (lied and said she hadn't even gone on a first date with him yet when she obviously got it deep last night) is a decade older than her, so no way his dick is at 100%.
>>84330329
talking to her tomorrow
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>>84330411
>but the /mcg/ veterans all told me she wanted to fuck me
backstory qrd?
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>>84330461
For some reason I want to stay semi-anon, but lets just say it was an interesting christmas
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>>84330464
semi anonymous
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>>84330411
if you're gonna confess you should know her reaction is unlikely to be positive, even if she wants it. she'll act shocked and taken aback etc etc ask if you're ok if you need therapy etc just be prepared y'know
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>>84330129
>Waiter waiter my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!
Vegans always get the best steak
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>>84330489
Thanks. How can I tell if it's a real or fake bad reaction? I'm going to ask her to think about it for a few days. What if we have a history of her being ok with me seeing her naked and talking to her about hard things? My plan is to only ask to see her in underwear to satisfy my curiosity, then go from there. But I would admit the thoughts about her. I know this isn't normal, but it isn't a normal situation either.
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>>84330510
>How can I tell if it's a real or fake bad reaction? I
She'll change her mind pretty quick if it's fake
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>>84330510
>>84330510
Yeah, tell her you have sexual thoughts about her or her body. That you find her attractive etc
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>>84330515
Thanks. We'll see.
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>>84330521
Want to double check if you're being ironic. Honestly thinking of doing that but focusing on how the guilt makes me feel sick so I don't seem like a complete sicko.
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>>84330525
not being ironic. you should act like you're troubled about it (but not sorry). likw just have to get it out and see what she does with it, let her take the lead
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>>84330530
I agree completely. I guess we'll see what happens. Moment of silence if this fucks up our relationship (it won't, though. Too strong of a relationship and too many ways I can get out of it by using words).
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>>84330166
It sounds like you were an ungrateful spoiled brat who ditched his own mom who housed and fed you
She probably only raped you because she was lonely and vulnerable and needed to get her urges met due to lack of a husband
She should have tied you down and had sex with you until she could bear your child in her womb, the same womb she had you
I hope it's not too late and that you can apologize to her and start a family while being the best husband one can be to her
At the end of the day she wanted you and needs you
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>>84330651
Dude wtf... Leave him alone
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>>84312917
Did you give your mommy a big hug?
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>>84330129
Most of us want to have sex with our moms because of how good they are towards us. If my mom had treated me badly I wouldn't be interested, her just being hot is not enough.
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>>84330655
anon spittin straight facts tho
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>>84330129
>>84330498
to be fair his mom might have been ugly, unkempt alcoholic for all we know. Can't blame him that that memory makes him nauseous.

Sometimes we gotta remember there are a lot of ugly women out there, not everybody is like the pics that get posted here.
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is that yaoi nona that's into her single dad documented or not?

>>84324260
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>>84331508
sorry, meant to link this >>84324226
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>>84331498
>unkempt alcoholic
The lioness rapes her cub as he weeps
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>>84331509
Anonymouse has showed up here once, but she mostly told her story in other r9k threads
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>>84325659
>another regular
Nothing beats the positive pregnancy test
How many people are MIA because of it now?
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>>84330411
Anon i've also told you this on /trash/ but you should really check her phone for nudes. Did it once and found tons of sexy pics of her fat ass
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>>84331508
>>84331509
She came here like a month or two ago, told us her story and we asked her to pursue things with her dad but she's adamant about not even trying so we hit a stalemate and she never came back
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>>84331911
Tbh she really loves and cares for him which is cute and commendable in itself. It's cool that she's so considerate that she doesn't even want to pursue her selfish desire in order to maintain his wellbeing. Its better if we leave her be but im curious about specific spicy details she has for us
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Poetbro, how are you doing? Something new or anything you want to talk about?
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>>84331828
That poster is probably referencing Uncle anon and Escobar. They've not made an appearance for only 1-2 months, so I wouldn't call them MIA yet. People have lives and I don't expect posting in /mcg/ to be high priority for people.
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Will this spread to other countries?
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/apr/10/porngraphy-depicting-sex-acts-between-stepfamily-members-banned-in-uk
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>>84331911
She's fine, incestfags shouldn't try to tempt fate with her dad, I want to know more about ggp-chan wherever she's lurking.
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>>84332678
Everyone will cuck and just accommodate the UK.
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>>84330677
Of course, always hug mommy
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>>84331847
I want to so bad but she never leaves her phone. Probably means there is stuff on there. I remember she actually left it on the counter once and I quickly went through her text messages and photos but there was nothing there (even in the hidden album) and had to quickly put the phone down when she got back.
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>>84331847
>>84333776
Also can you link your /trash/ post? I don't see it
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>>84330091
I got caught going at it by my grandpa when I was a teenager. He walked out of the room I was in and we never spoke about it.
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Would you ever take advantage?
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>>84328344
>I swear some dads are superhuman saints
More like complete pushovers, but it's not like he had many good options. What's he gonna do alienate the only child he has?
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>>84333776
>more things from last night's talk (not the big one)
>her bringing up her date relieved some of the tension of the last few days
>talked about me trying to hook up with girls and how I was so desperate for it
>told her I want her to still go on dates or even have casual sex because I don't want to control her and understand she has needs
>she asks for clarification when I told her she's still got it
>she goes to bed afterward
>noticed her vibrator was out this morning
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>>84302297
>@Dexter
I'm in the middle of packing to stay the weekend at Mom's
I can chat for about an hour before I take off
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>>84334462
You guys haven't permanently moved in together yet?
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>>84334462
>I can chat for about an hour before I take off
Are you gonna do anything for your year anniversary?
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>>84334473
Not yet, we both want to but we always disagree on how we should go about it. One week she wants to retire, the next week she wants to sell the house but stay working, the next she's telling me to quit my job and she'll support me while I find something else, the next week we're back to square one.
For now the weekends are working out great for us but now that I think about it she hasn't come over to my place in a while, she did say since it's smaller she has less places to hide and things to distract me with.

>>84334556
We agreed on our real anniversary being they day we did our mock-wedding in Mexico so it's still a long way off
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>>84334590
Who's the leader in the relationship? Is it a dominant husband in the sheets and a submissive son in the streets situation?
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>>84334626
Exactly that but I wouldn't say submissive, more like model son. She's always been proud of me and she likes bragging about me with her friends so I didn't wanna take that away from her now that I know what her pussy tastes like.
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>>84334408
>told her I want her to still go on dates or even have casual sex because I don't want to control her and understand she has needs
>she asks for clarification when I told her she's still got it
>noticed her vibrator was out this morning
You didn't react correctly to her hints back in the day and you're still not. Take charge and be possessive. She likes that you find her attractive and it turns her on.
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>>84334736
It's hard to tell if it's that or she was weirded out by my comment. She lets me talk about sex and asks me questions sometimes, but doesn't talk about it much herself. Maybe shy?
I'm acting secure about her dates so she feels very comfortable talking sex with me. I will then ask her what she's into, what she wears to dates, if I can see what she wears, then go from there.
At the same time I'll admit to her it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable and that I randomly get sexual thoughts about her.
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>>84334590
How old are you and your mom dex?
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>>84333829
>>>/trash/82210781
Sorry for the late reply i was working. Btw does your mom use an android? Mine does and i found her nudes on google photos
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>>84335467
No problem. Can you link the thread too? I can't find it.
She uses an iphone
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>>84335745
That's because its archived. A new one is up, if you wanna see the old thread click on the desuarchive link there >>>/trash/82213179
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My mom's been like really into going nudist at home recently. Like since January I guess. She's been pushing it onto me as well.
Her reasoning is that it's just us two girls at home, and that she's always preferred being nude at home, and she thinks I'd love the freedom as well.
My thing is though, is that like, obviously I have a crush on her, I'm on here after all. And like I'm not saying having a nudist mom isn't great, it is, I love getting to stare blatantly at her body, with her not caring.
But also like it's lowkey torture?? She pulls me over to cuddle me like always and plays with my hair, but now I can feel her nipples poking into me, and I'm so turned on and can't help imagining her slipping her hand down my shorts and rubbing me and making me beg to cum for mommy.
I also feel so awkward going nude. Clothes are like my shield, I feel way too vulnerable naked around other people, even if they're my mom.
Anyways, there's my rant. Call me a pervert it turns me on
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>>84335806
Thanks. I was looking at a not fully updated page
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>>84336109
You're so lucky. You need to drop the clothes though. It'd feel sooo good to have her rub against you like that without anything on. Wait a month or two to start trying things after. Hopefully the skin contact bonds you more.
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>>84336109
>>84336179
Enjoy feeling her nipples brush against your bare skin as her thigh rubs your moist crotch you pervert ;)
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>>84336179
>>84336184
I've been trying to go nude more. She's always so happy to see me naked, it feels so strange. I blush so hard it's like my entire body goes red.
Her skin is so warm against mine. The feeling drives me crazy. And then she'll be tracing her finger nails over my back. Jesus Christ just shoot me.
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>>84336217
>Jesus Christ just shoot me
Ok
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>>84336242
Hey, you're not Jesus!
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>>84336317
He could be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRqPDVbnYqI
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>>84334386
Two children now. She took matters into her own hands and doubled his offspring.
I'm sure he loves his son so ultimately he gained a lot from this. I'm just impressed that she confessed the truth about how he was conceived instead of him cursing her for such a mistake and resenting the boy.
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>>84336109
Just ease into it and get used to wearing less clothes over time.
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>>84336109
hentai musume
Rebel and go the oposite route, put on even more clothes.
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>>84336242
Knowing the truth about the Umaru backstory really sours the nugget abuse.
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>>84334383
Good read.
You can tell I'm brown.
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>>84336453
But why is he pregnant?
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I have zero (or negative) attraction towards my mom. That said, I like to lurk on these threads because of my MILF fetish, mainly from her physically and emotionally abusing me growing up.
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>>84336420
Umaru is dead
I can't take it anymore
Time for seppuku
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praying for semi-anonymous anon
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>>84330073
Thanks. I'll share 2 I like. She used to have a more racy picture, but she deleted it.
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>>84337974
This one is mirrored. Both tattoos are on her right side.
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>>84337974
THAT is your damn cousin? Holy fuck dude, are all the women in your family that hot?
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>>84319341
She's 51, dude, of course she's hit menopause.
Not that I don't want to cum gallons in her pussy but even if she didn't, that's just a guaranteed way to get a retard baby.

btw some anon asked what her feet looked like last thread because I mentioned massages, pic related
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>>84338076
Yeah, but both pictures are a bit old, she used to be a bit more yoked, but she's not going to the gym that often now because of work.
>are all the women in your family that hot?
Tough to say. I like how my mother looked when she was young in family photos, a few aunts too. By the stories they've told me, they used to have plenty of men after them. As for cousins, I'd say only her and a male cousin would be considered great looking in general.
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>>84338086
cute mommy feet!
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How many times do you think dexman has cum inside dexmom by now?
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>>84338086
As in she's in perimenopause ir menopause
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>>84338086
It's still technically possible to knock her up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_maternal_age#List_of_oldest_mothers
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>>84338086
Btw what's the status on your father/family?
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>>84338441
More than a few, less than 1000
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>>84336464
He's fat and wears glasses.
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>>84338592
>dawn brooke birthed a son at 59 years old from natural conception
wtf
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>>84338322
She does have cute feet but I really love her legs
>>84338572
A what?
>>84338592
If it happened I guess we'd just have to deal but strictly creampie ending sex with my mom is at the very top of my fetish/fantasy list
>>84338597
Dad hasn't been around really since I was 11, it's just been mom and I since. I tried to have a relationship with my dad but he was too resentful of my mom for leaving him.
>>84338441
was there an anon that actually fucks and cums in his mom? Lucky.
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>>84340210
>was there an anon that actually fucks and cums in his mom
Several lol.
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>>84334408
>>84334970
dude, you're a cuck and also a faggot too
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>>84340210
>A what?
Perimopause is the stage before menopause where it's possible to get her pregnant with cute babies
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>>84340210
>was there an anon that actually fucks and cums in his mom? Lucky
One actually got her pregnant
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>>84336415
Idk how I was so dumb to think of it as a binary. You're so right, I can just do like one piece at a time.
Tonight I was just in a tshirt. A pretty long tshirt, so it was kinda like a dress, but I made it a point to casually bend over in front of her to show I was half nude, and she laughed and called me Pooh bear.
I was like kinda embarrassed, but she said she was happy to see me embracing it more, so that helped
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>>84333596
And a kiss on the cheek?
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>you find mother son incest porn on your mom's computer and naked pictures of men who look just like you

What would you do?
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>>84319905
The echoing is whatever, but the theme and dialogue is really hot. I love psychological dives into momcest.
>Is there anything more twisted and hot than your mother reminding you of the fact that she gave birth to you?
Absolutely love this shit. Like it's not supposed to be something that makes me rock hard, but it does.
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/r6k/ is imminent
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I'm the Anon who planned to confess to his mom. I did. Spoiler: Not happening.
Some highlights are
>I brought it up as thoughts I didn't want to have (true)
>both agreed it was probably just stemming from jealousy and not actually full on attraction even though I had this period of sexual attraction
>admittedly I usually imagined being into her as mom the character not the real person, or looking at the hentai pictures here, like she was a prop for porn fantasies
>she was ok with it and it wont hurt our relationship
>we can never have sex
>I agreed I can ask any questions I want, except if they're too intrusive she won't answer them
>for example, she said she won't tell me when she's having sex or about specific sex positions
>she also said she wouldn't fuel any sexual feelings by telling me certain stuff
>so I didn't ask about showing me how she looked in underwear since I knew the answer would be no
>but did tell me that she will date the guy and will have sex with him at some point
>also said she didn't have sex that night and would tell me
>told me telling me about dating the guy the day after that night was a coincidence
>said she wouldn't lie to me
>brought up seeing the birth control
>she laughed and said it was hormones because she's post-menopause
>I looked up the brand and they do have HRT pills that look like that, and the slip they were in with their logo is probably used for tons of products and not just the birth control I saw it used for
>over all she was understanding and things should be fine, but nothing is happening
>I think if I tried to slyly up the temperature it would have delayed the inevitable
>feel healed
Thanks for experiencing this with me, anons. I'll probably lurk from time to time as a spectator.
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>>84342513
>feel healed
Great to hear, you were unsure about your feelings in the first place so this is the best outcome for both you and your mom.
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good riddance cuckson
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>>84341815
Remember to put down towels and covers anywhere you sit.
You'll need to clean more because your clothes normally collect a lot of sweat and dead skin cells.
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>>84336109
How about you beeing dubbed YuriNudistMomAnonnet?
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>>84342513
>said she wouldn't lie to me
Lmao. Women are incapable of being honest and she blatantly groomed you
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Good morning everyone.

>>84342513
I'm glad you tried, at least you won't go on asking 'What if?' forever
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My favorite thing about these threads is that this is where the real larping happens in /r9k/.

Every fucking day it's just the same fanfic bullshit where some retard jeets from Discord type the same regurgitated story from years ago, over and over ad nauseum "Ooooh, my mummy so hot, and I want to giver her cummies, but I'm tooooo shy uwu"
No pics of couples with timestamps, rarely if ever any actual regalings of sex: just the same overly verbose, too obviously playing coy just to keep retards reading their fanfic. Kindly fuck off. lmao
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>>84345126
I find them endearing, though I will admit I am pretty gullible and believe most of them.
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How many hung sons fucked mommy behind dads back in the medieval days? Dad could be working in the crop fiekds while Jr is womb blasting mom in the bedroom tens of meters away
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>>84345249
From what i have heard it has been really common around the world until the west made it taboo
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>>84345176
>I am pretty gullible and believe most of them.
It's called suspension of disbelief. If you are going to mistrust every poster that doesn't give evidence of everything they say then there is no point in reading these threads. I'm treating everything said here as real until proven otherwise.
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>>84345269
I just have always had fantasies about if i had a little boy that grew up to have feelings for me tthat he was so ashamed of but couldn't confess.... all those hormones in that young body and maybe hed be unable to control himself?
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Do chimps fuck their moms? I wonder how long it took until our brains made us not pipe mommy the instant we could get erections(not caused by fempedo molestation). As its been confirmed biys seperated from mommy as babies can destroy her holes without hesitation.
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>>84345311
IIRC the behaviour is very rare. Juvenile chimp sons may "intromit" / hump their mothers but it's seen as a self soothing and comforting behavior which the mothers don't tolerate past a certain age. Mother-son mating in chimps has never observed.

I looked into this a while back and unfortunately the animals where mother-son incest arguably occurs tend to be pretty gross. Naked mole rats have some mother-son incest behaviour (mainly because the mother operates a bit like a queen for a hive and all males are technically derived from her? Idr) but that's not exactly like, hot
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>>84345126
I know for a fact at least two of the frequenters here are real
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>>84345126
>>84345269
Hey, dude, I actually posted pics of my mom, I'd post a timestamped couples pic if I could confess my feelings to my mom and she reciprocated.
>>84340426
>>84341582
Which anons? I'm jealous
>>84341573
That seems silly
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>>84345586
>which anons
The ones that have shown up in the past year are
>errands anon
>Throatmom-anon
>Gothmom-anon
>punic anon
>Dexter
>Felix
>Escobar (stopped fucking his mom and has a pregnant wife)
>Winemom-anon
>MomGF anon
Gothmom anon is the one who got his mom pregnant a few times, but none of them made it to birth. There's also been a few that've been MIA from the threads for a long time like finnanon, Spongebath anon, and Tissue-anon
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>>84345126
THIS
The Troonmi Saga went on for too fucking long
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>>84341573
Even if his mom had any eggs left, at 51 chances are they wouldn't be cute if they made it to term at all.
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>>84345586
>>84345666
There's also the mommies who have posted here and fuck their sons
>MomFem (formerly AuntFem)
>Jocasta
>Autismom
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>>84345249
Indeed there are several such stories. See Elizabeth Archibald's "Incest and the Medieval Imagination"

This is an anecdote that I think is called exempla, so the idea is a preacher might use this story to make a point in a sermon
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>>84345666
Spongebath anon was both doing his mother and aunt too. Damn, it's been a while since last we heard of him.
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>>84345586
>if my mom reciprocated
lmao
It writes itself.
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>>84342630
Yeah
>>84344397
She groomed me then didn't want the end goal of grooming? If she felt guilty and backed out, it's not my problem.
>>84344823
Exactly.

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