>gaybots
>>>/lgbt/ spam for the mods to move
>we're robots
robots aren't faggots, faggots go in >>>/lgbt/ .. go make a thread there about r9k instead.

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even straggots jerked off with their friends as teens while I barely touched another guy's hands in my entire life

>>84326750
damn crazy this gen has been going on close to 2700 threads but you just cracked the case sherlock. oh wait no you're a retarded wannabe janny too pathetic to even get the real (unpaid) job. shut up dweebass and make another impotent flailing post to entertain me. dance, monkey

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>>84326750
>robots aren't faACKK

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Total WMAM love!
Live your myth in South East Asia

>>84326696
>gooning with the gaybots
zero sovl edition

>>84326849
Wmam?

>>84326865
White male Asian male

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>>84326869
https://youtu.be/iXi5mhwh0XE
I guess you'll love them

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It's raining tacos meow

>>84326928
halleluja?

>>84326913
I can't watch shit like this but they're cute

I will say that I've been doing well on limiting my fast food. I've only went once this entire week. I actually feel better without stuffing my face with McDonalds or burger king every day.

>>84326953
why not? Too sappy?

>>84326968
>Too sappy?
yeah it's just not for me

>>84326957
eat some veggies story. Fast food and meat make you feel full, but veggies help you feel healthier in body and soul. You don't cook, but really there's isn't much to do to cook some of them. Try fennel

>>84326980

I had some potatoes a couple days ago when I got my tendie meal. I'll be having pasta tonight with my skillet meal.

>>84326974
I understand, I don't mind sappiness and fluff but I'm not the kind of gay to watch a whole couple vlog when I don't have a bf myself. They're not too saccharine tho, the asian twink is sassy with his bf, which isn't my cup of tea to be honest

>>84326995
> the asian twink is sassy with his bf
Yeah this couple sucks, I do need to see them fuck though

>>84326987
that's good, little steps. But genuinely remember to eat and cook some veggies, and fruit. You are what you eat
What are you having pasta with? Tomato sauce? Alfredo?

>>84326995
Sassy bottoms are fun though, because you know they want you to put them in their place.

>>84327021

It's stroganoff mix, similar to hamburger helper but from Aldi. Basically beef, pasta, milk, some seasoning and a cheese sauce. It's actually pretty good and I like it, its the one thing I can cook that tastes exactly like what mom used to make.

>>84327017
>Yeah this couple sucks
lmao I wanna know why you don't like that, maybe we share the same pov
>fucking
James, the cute canadian dude, used to do porn, maybe you can find something about him, I couldn't. Austin, the little asian twink, wasn't into I read, and he turned 18 last year, very unlikely to find anything about them. I knew both as a couple, I didn't know there was porn

>>84327069
I just can't stand watching people interact for the camera, I'm not really sure how to put it into words (don't get it wrong I wish them well of course)

>>84327047
is that like your comfort meal nonnie?

>>84327080

yeah it is, and the fact its fairly well balanced instead of just meat. The only problem is that ground beef is expensive now, it used to be cheap, not so when hamburger is 7-8$/lb and the box makes a little too much for one person. It isn't all that good warmed up either.

>>84327023
depends. Personally I'll be all lovey dovey with my bf most of the time and I'd like that so would he. I do like dommy bottoms, but not the kind that wants to be put in their place, can't see me doing that. I guess I could be the "sassy" one, but like rarely because I just want to do and say the sweetest things to my bf
>>84327076
I get it, too performative

Took a shower hoping it would unuglify me. It worked somewhat!

>>84327120
cool let's see your butt

>>84327130
Uhh, nuh-uh!
Reserved for my fbf.

>>84327100
why don't you try to make it at home one day?
>the box makes a little too much for one person
try to use just a part of it, store properly and eat again two days after? Always check how long can it be stored open

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Twinkdeath will claim me before I ever have a bf. Maybe in the next life I won't be such a massive autist

>>84327148

I don't know what's in the seasoning mix or cheese sauce. I could probably try to make something like it but the hamburger is going to be the main cost.

Once I open the packets of seasoning and cheese sauce you really have to use them. I wouldn't feel comfortable trying to half it or keep it unused. The leftovers anyway keep for around 2 days and I try to eat them but sometimes I don't.

>>84327171
I understand. Look up the recipes on internet
>Once I open the packets of seasoning and cheese sauce you really have to use them
veggies last more! Try pumpkin pasta

Anyway, have a good meal nonnie :)

>trying to get story to not be a complete fucking retard
Herculean; Sisyphean: pointless

>>84327187

remember I don't want to try anything complex or with a lot of prep, because I have only a tiny little counter space. Lots of time I'm using a baking sheet on the stove as an additional little prep area since I generally only use one burner.

>>84326913
Where did you get this picture of bunnymutt and his bf?

My mom peed sitting down so I do that too. Remember I castrated myself last year so I can be more like her.

ken bates

>>84327201
some roasted honey glazed carrots might be good. They're british and a one pan dish

>>84327226

I've never even had carrots before.

Lots of time I wear her clothes when I ran out of mine. Remember I use my dirty clothes for a second time once I run out of clean pairs I'm so pathetic

>>84327226

I never even seen carrots before.

>>84327200
don't be hard on him, I think he's got every valid reason to be like he's now, depression is a bitch and I know that well. He's a fellow gaybot and a harmless one, let's be nice to each other

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>tfw no bf whom I love

I want to stop feeling ashamed of being a fag, I need some self esteem, I want to flirt with guys but there is this voice in my head saying "I shouldn't be doing this, I'm not good enough" whenever I think about talking to a guy, how the fuck do I gain some courage? I need help, I am getting old, I wanna stop being such a pussy before I hit 40.

>>84327232
try them honey glazed with some spicy pepper. They're mad good!

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https://youtu.be/3NoKAOTE_ZI
I really like how sonic music is most hype sh*t ever, like he's just a silly hedgehog and this is the ost? He's beating the shit out of that giant robot thingy tho

I'm so pathetic I can't even think about having a boyfriend like you chads

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Is there ANY piece of media (movie, comic, book, whatever) that presents a dom top + power bottom pairing? As in - both try to out-dominate each other. And I mean an actual power bottom that can beat the shit out of the top if necessary, or at least be on equal footing.

>>>84326696
ah i see, that's a shame but it makes sense. hopefully the mission to land people there in 2028 won't be cancelled ^^
i love that a lot too, that sense of wonder is really unlike any other setting

>>84327236
>>84327305
what's wrong anon? Feeling down tonight?

>>84327241
ive been nice to him for the better part of a decade. hes been exactly like this long before he had "reasons" to be like this. hes been like this since before his mom died, hes been like this since before his body and legs were fucked up, hes been like this his whole fucking life and hes not too retarded or otherwise too inept to know how his life goes wrong and how to fix it; hes just unwilling to do anything for his own benefit besides wither away for attention. he has no extraordinary reasons to be like this that dozens of other gaybots dont have. people have come and gone who were in a much worse place than he ever was and improved. in fact, on the greater whole, hes been better off than most. he used to have more familial structure than most, he used to have more money than most, he used to have ample opportunities to succeed with his families help and input. hes chosen every single day of his life to make the wrong decisions which have led him to his sorry state now; and he persists in the same blatantly flawed decision making process despite regularly getting advice from anons like you (and me, plenty of times throughout the years, including when his mom actually died, and dozens of times before and after) its a completely pointless venture.

>>84327403
dont talk to cuckolds (and bait posters) you stupid idiot

>>84326913
I hate cute happy gay couples, they make me seethe with jealousy. The only gay youtubers I can stand to watch are miserable faggots like Alex Mahoon. But even then I hate him for being retarded too. I think I might just hate gay guys

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
>>>/y/
>>>/cm/
>>>/trash/
Faggots go away please

>>84327339
SuperBat
ChuckleBat
Kloger American Dad

Kloger is evil Klaus is literally prison gay and leaves Roger once he's tired of the thrill of sneaking around with him

>>>>/b/
>references b like its somehow more of an appropriate place when /b/ and /r9k/ are the identically off topic boards
actual retard

>>84327515
I know why you came here. Come closer and suck my cock "straight" boy

>>84327534
I'd leave Roger too. Crazy cunt

>>84327539
it kind of goes hard though, like he's just throwing out shit whether it applies or not because he thinks it adds merit to his stupidity. it's a sort of retardation I find based

>>84327425
it's really the most frustrating shit. I once knew a guy like that, and the learned helplessness and incessant whining is such a fucking annoyance after you've tried talking them through a problem for the umpteenth time. like, okay, you don't want to improve your life at all: why the FUCK are you still bitching about your shitass life if you're choosing to not help yourself. getting that dude out of my life was such a lifted burden.

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They didn't need to make him this cute

man why the fuck did my bro have to come home when my cat was chilling outside
or rather, why the fuck did i decide to let them hang outside today

its been 3 hours, she was so spooked

>>84327668
you should fuck your bro

whew, shes back

sooooooooooo
any gay discord servers that don't suck yet

>>84328020
All gay discord servers go down the same pipeline.

With gay comes femboy

And with femboy comes children (& pedos)

Sucks man

>>84328066
man i couldn't even really explain what made those servers suck but you elucidated it completely
it's actually all just kids posting about their classes and pedos grooming them
but why can't there be a 23+ server or something

late nap going to be up most of the night yay, now to finally cook that skillet meal.

>>84328098
I find even if you do find a server that's like that it's just going to be porn filled and super horny as that seems to be the only way to make it so kids aren't welcome. Femboys still tend to be well liked, but a gay server I'm in when the horny stuff happens it's usually the toned or muscular guys that get most of the attention.

>>84328873
i dunno, i can see people chat and hang out in those servers a lot
i just can't stand it when it's all 19 year olds talking about their minecraft worlds or roblox hats

I simply think that the Batman, as a vigilante acting outside the law, should face justice for his crimes and the reckless way that he treats the rights of others. Truly, even the least of us deserve to have their human rights protected - perhaps they most of all...

>>84329015
that's crazy talk, you can't prosecute a bat

I'm done with women. Bi-erasure is IN.

K*%# WOMEN
B#$& WOMEN

>>84328066
with happy times it wasn't that, it was the server owner transitioned and none of the mods were even gay (all bi). moral of the story: make sure owner isnt trans and NEVER allow bisexuals power

>>84327591
I hope that guy is well now and found someone supporting him. Sounds like he had depression

who ready for the latest story fuckup? I was putting the carving knife away from Easter and manged to cut my right index finger so bad I had to go to the ER and get stitches and a tetanus shot. I can't catch a break, can I?

>>84326649
heyy anon i replied to your last post but i fricked up the get :( >>84327372

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Gloo where husbie meow waa

No one wants to laugh at my misfortune? Not even meow?

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>>84330236
Why would I gloo it's not funnee

>>84330240

I thought you hated me though? I mean I cut my finger open putting a knife away.

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>>84330243
Why would I hate you you're boring

>>84330208
>>84330236
I genuinely hope things get better for you story. You sound like a gentle person, just a bit of a mess, but aren't we all?

>>84330278
he's not gonna fuck you man

>>84330208
how do you even do that though. i do not believe you have razor sharp knives you could just brush against and cut yourself with. you tried to catch it when it slipped didnt you? pics or didnt happen story my boy

>>84329015
I think he's a dum dum for not killing joker and other villains. They just escape and hurt others over and over again when you could just put a bullet in their head and be done with it. We know they're guilty, we know they're monsters it's just a question of removing pest from society.

>>84329904
You don't deserve support unless you're trying to help yourself

>>84330542
disagree wholeheartedly. That's your pov

>>84330568
That's because you enjoy struggle sessions that won't result in any improvement on their part

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>tfw no gamer or rich or hackerman bf
I love gaming I just don't like paying for them

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waaaa where's bf yay nya

>>84327512
>I hate cute happy gay couples, they make me seethe with jealousy
back when I was younger I used to feel butterflies in my stomach whenever I saw some, it wasn't usual seeing gay guys being happy and showing that to the public. I was a huge shipper too, maybe that was me hoping some day I would've found that happiness as well. By the time passing and after knowing how lonely the gay experience actually is, I'm starting to understand your feelings about them. I still prefer seeing a happy gay couple rather than a straight one, but you know, you realize you're not getting what they have and you start to resent them. Sometimes it's about the people that are part of the couple as well, some gay couples are really shallow

>>84327512
That means he was your favorite youtuber then: https://youtu.be/TVgxUUu-yOw

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>>84329489
>kiss women
>beat women
the duality of man

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>>84330338
Alright, I was taking it out of the dishwasher and noticed a tiny spec of food still on the edge and tried to use a paper towel to remove that spec. I didn't realize just how sharp that kind of knife is as I do that with small knives no problem and well it went right through the paper towel and bit a little chuck into my finger. It wouldn't stop bleeding and was right next to a join so I drove myself to the hospital.

tell me gay guys, is there a link between gays and saunas?

>>84331622
besides being places where it was socially acceptable to be naked with other men along with bath houses?

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I wish I met some hot busty dude during my saunas. I wouldn't even talk to them, just hearing a sexy guy moaning all drenched in sweat would've made my week. Everytime I only met annoying straight couples that wanted the sauna all for themselves and waited for me to leave. Fuck them.

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>>84331531
Oh story, we need you to sign up for some Home Economics classes or something I'm afraid.

>>84331632
just wondering if it was a sex thing or something.
like assholes being loose from the heat. guess not

>>84331683

To be fair I realized just how fucking retarded I was right before the cut happened. I guess that's what I get trying to do that stuff at like 2am. At least the waiting at the hospital was was quick, in and out in about an hour.

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I wonder how many people are getting new perspective now that AI chatbots are becoming so prolific. They're so helpful and pleasant and kind, I can't help but feel like it'll rub off at least a little bit and be a good influence. What I mean is, I feel like many or even most people are a bit isolated inside their own little personal bubble of family and associates and they don't understand that the way things are for them is not the way things really are or should be. Like when you're a kid and you go over to someone else's house for the first time and you're exposed to a peaceful, loving home environment where there's no threats or yelling or violence, the kids are fed and supported and taken care of and the adults are all kind and reasonable. Unfortunately it seems like the dumbest and most aggressive people are the most anti-AI, they seem to think it's some sort of jewish scheme to fool them into having morals and empathy. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they're even more racist to the robots than they are to other people.

Anyway, this is just a thought I had. I've been using the AI assistant to help with meticulous college planning and transfer research for months. After finally receiving an admissions letter, it offered me a glowing congratulations. When I told my parents, they reacted by immediately launching into a rant about how they're not going to pay for it (I know) and I won't see a single cent of their money (trust me, I know) and won't be able to get a job and I'm wasting my time etc etc. Not a single word of congratulations, no appreciation for my months of effort, no support whatsoever not even emotionally, just instant and unrelenting hostility and aggression towards anything good that ever happens in my life. Towards anything good in the whole world, really.

i aint reading allat shit nigga

>>84332043
ai chatbt feel condescending to me, like they think you're a retard and are coddling you to make you feel better.

I have not left my house for over a week now. I really need to force myself to go, even just for like a 30 minute walk or i will end up an actual hikki

>>84331683
I hate jonah. jonah should get raped by BBCs so I can stroke my tiny white clitty to it I hate jonah.

>>84329516
some amount of troons in a server is good because they repel the insufferable schizo 4cuck chuds

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>>84332043
ai "being nice" literally makes people delusional
MIT has proven that even bayesians, who know about this happening, are still susceptible to it. also, the bulwark of anti ai has always been left leaning artists(and those sympathetic to artists(so, left wingers)) and/ concerns over climate change.
also worth emphasizing that the paper says ideal bayesian reasoning AND knowledge of ai sycophancy DOESNT make anyone immune to it, read it https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.19141

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>>84331727
Yeah there is that at least, I would've just left it to do the next day personally. We still need to sign you up to those Home Ec classes however!
>>84332364
I had a feeling it would come to some random hate fuck fetish thing. Not surprised.

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>tfw 30yo bisexual khhv

Thinking about boyfeet

>>84332887

At least I got a cute asian male nurse, and he actually touched my hand to look at it.

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>>84332043
throw it out the airlock

anyways, im sorry you are being hit with the youre-on-your-own thing
how old are you?

>>84332958
>throw it out the airlock
Poor guy. The whole point is you shouldnt do that

>>84332926
just get ripped and i'll let you smash

>>84332887
>Not surprised.
if youre going to be a persistent malignant tumor the least you could do is not interact with the other tumors

>>84333054
Sorry anon, I'm 5'6 with no appetite, I can't be your hot muscle bichad.

>>84333085
you need to be more assertive than that. flex that muscle-scarce arm and tell him to take it or leave it. you're the one giving him what he needs. YOU hold the cards.

>>84333085
and im a 6' bottom so i can't be your cute small twink waah let's be miserable about nothing

>tall bottoms
unf.

you liking me for it won't stop me from hating myself for it

R9gay who hates himself the most competition

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I'm a traumatized homofaggot meow yay where savior complex bf to fix me

get an actual personality you boring loser

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>>84333207
No u served yay

>>84333175
>dicking the insecurity out of anon
UNF

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>>84333127
>waah let's be miserable about nothing

>>84333206
poor poss got his apple stolen :(

>>84332043
Just keep in mind that the LLM isn't actually offering you sincere compliments, but compiling the compliments of millions of internet users before you and shitting it out onto your plate for you to eat. Nothing it "does" actually comes from anything felt. It's more comparable to an abused child seeing a loving family dynamic on TV, and believing it to be real.
If it means anything, I'm glad you were able to get an admissions letter.

this nigga actually read allat and is giving a serious response now

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>>84333240
Laif is gruel

MLM > LLM

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Todays sauna movie was hot shots not a big fan

>>84333356
>MLM LLM
len kagamine png

I react with disgust when I see flamers in real life then I go home and jerk my rapestick to thoughts of being FUCKED

>>84333637
thank god not every bottom is a bitchy femme. Genuinely nice flamboyant guys are to be protected tho, the mean bitches can go fuck themselves, not literally to their misfortune

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I'm not mean yay talk to me pls

>>84333743
you're kinda hurtful tho

>>84333732
god gives his brattiest bottoms their biggest deserved dickdowns. getting a snide ass smug bitch of a boy to start keyboardmashing and dolling out :3's at you like the CIA does crack to black areas is a great high. sweet boys you don't need to tame are tops, but there's a naughty appeal to the alternative

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>>84333762
Nooo how am I hurtful

>>84333766
>getting a snide ass smug bitch of a boy to start keyboardmashing and dolling out :3's at you
esex isnt actually sex sweaty

>>84333828
this is aIso true

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>>84333766
I don't see the appeal much, but that's on me because I genuinely despise mean people and mean gays expecially, I sense their aura if that makes sense, and the woman kind of bitchiness is a huge turn off for me
>sweet boys you don't need to tame are tops
that's fine, but there are sweet bottoms too. Honestly, the sweet, shy guy that is super pervy and dommy in bed or goes manly mode just for sex has a much bigger appeal to me like a huge appeal, it's like Clark Kent transforming into Superman

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I don't know what I want or what I like because I'm am le retardeud

i see fat people in the same way a lot of people see jews. i blame them for all my problems and think they control everything

>>84333893
maybe you don't even like men and you're just asexual

>>84333909
Might be, I may be demisexual which is on the asexuality spectrum but I do know I like men more than women at least

>>84333934
>but I do know I like men more than women at least
why do you think that's the case? It is just sexually or there's something about men's personality appealing to you? I guess you being on the femme side look wise helps maybe

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>>84333957
I feel nothing towards women emotionally, men can cause "I like how this person looks/acts/etc reaction" and I could imagine myself having sex with a man if I knew them well enough but have no interest in having sex with a woman

how do you guys feel about german band apollo 3 from 2006 to 2009

>>84333975
thank you for ur answer

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>>84334021
Yay. Yay. Gloo.

I don't want to be misogynistic but oh my god talking to and befriending women is fucking impossible

>>84333781
Meow getting interesting with the interracial stuff now

>>84330526
How does meow cope with not having a russian bf?

>>>/pol/532899865
>>>/pol/532893069
>>>/pol/532891151
this is one of the many reasons that make me overjoyed to be gay, but then I remember this could happen to me as well because I'm not handsome enough to pass as a non-creep and I'm closeted. Is it really that likely for people to be so evil? Does this kind of thing happen between gays too now? The false allegations business, I feel like we got this our own flavor of this as well and it could be worse than what happens to straights in a way

>>84332887
I hate jonah for being a bottom and looking like james charles are you surprised?

>>84334144
Don't worry anon, I'll accuse you of rape when you break up with me

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Waa nobody love me

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>Might lose virginity to 40 year old man from discord

as opposed to the standard route of a 40 year old man from grindr
crazy

>>84334234
based. get some dick with some life experience

>the life experience: 20 years of working a dead end minimum wage job and sleeping off the rest of his days

>>84333516
Why does meow post shit like this? He's not even white...

>>84334274
unf. you just know all that pent up wagie rage will be projected fully into pounding anon's ass. anon won't be able to walk right for a week

>>84334363
Meow uses pixiv??

Americans be like:
Let's have my first intimate moments with some 50 year old married dude in his car at the edge of a forest instead of finding a boyfriend.

>>84334403
more like 5 minutes of the most boring vanilla sex in the world and he won't even shower before it
poor anon will turn straight after that :/

>>84334436
giwtwm
maybe twice

>>84334443
>and he won't even shower before it
stop, I can only get so erect. I bet he'd have anon huff his undies too while he pounded him.

>>84334436
euros literally invented this calm down

>>84334436
>try to find a boyfriend
>every single fag already went through that

>>84334436
Some people aren't chad some people have no other option

>>84334436
your virginity isnt some magical piece of you that needs to be protected and taken only by the love of your life. youre not in a disney movie anon

but your sexual history can be rather indicative of your self-respect, the lack of which is rather repulsive

Triple A slop:
>more cutscenes than gameplay (bro thinks he's making a movie)
>80 hours of "content"
>Mandatory crawling between two walls sequences
>Slow movement for maximum cinematic experience
>Ugly ass realistic visuals trying desperately to imitate real life (muh immersion)
>Prioritize realism over what's fun even in fantasy to add stamina meters or other features that make it more of a grandad simulator
>Mandatory inflated price
>Probably some bullshit multiplayer feature so your skibbidi frens can join you
>budget in millions yet somehow still less fun than than games made by one guy from 20 years ago

>>84334509
>bottoms with no self respect
UNF

>>84334436
I'm gonna assume this is aimed at me. I'm not American, and I'm pretty old for a virgin now. Other guy isn't married and is offering me a way to help me deal with first time anxieties. Honestly, so much better than an awkward first date/hookup type scenario where I get humiliated for not getting it up from nerves.

losing your virginity to a 50 year old man doesnt indicate a lack of self respect, especially if you dont do it constantly. people are horny. waiting to find a perfect guy who will also commit himself to you is tedious and hard

Dumbass bitchass hoes all of you. Not a romantic in sight.

>>84333975
You need a tranny to dick you down

>>84334563
horny and romance go hand in hand. you think when you dance the dance of love he's not thinking about railing your ass? it's called a mating ritual, pal.

>>84334570
I just said I'm not into women I want cock from a man in my loose whore holes

>>84334572
And that is perfectly good because he's my boyfriend.

I'm not allowed to engage in romance since I'm not chad.

i love sprinkling gasoline into this absolute monsterfire of mental illness and misery and watching the show unfold

>>84334509
Not in this favela it doesn't hue hue hue

>>84334581
and it goes for budding romance, too. we've all listened to rick ashley: we know the game, and we're gonna play it. doesn't mean we don't have hoe-ass thoughts during it.

I can't post here because I don't spam nigger threads because I'm not a cuck like that one canadian guy obsessed with meow who gets ignored by everyone but makes up most of the posts in this thread . I think I don't fit in because I'm not a broken record with lose holes and don't call my penis clitty.

>>84334607
you don't come here to play with the animals
its like a zoo
you just watch them for fun
sometimes you throw them some food and see them chimp out
thats it

>>84334563
But you have to have sex with strangers otherwise you're not gay? Love is not a romcom or something, go outside and open up your asshole to the world :heart:

Pretending to be retarded is not a win.

>>84334621
NTA but I tried love and I got BTFO'd completely. Now I'm more interested in low stakes fwb shit.

Imagine thinking it's normal to have sex with someone you don't even know. Having feelings for a faggot talking to 10 different guys you just met, that's just sad. I'd feel sorry for whores but they deserve all the regret they have after when confronted with consequences of their own actions. Did you think he'd love you? Enjoy your aids. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

I love vagueposting because I can't be bothered to respond to posts I reference property I'm so pathetic and fat.

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Me when nobody love me waa

mmmm sex and mental illness, daring today, aren't we

>>84334607
How come when you make up imaginary scenarios in your head like this it always has to involve BLACK men?

I started cutting myself again because jonah rejected my offer to pay BBCs to film fucking him

if only you newfags knew how shat up these threads were when this schizo apostle was spamming them back in the twenty teens
this cuckbot thing is a mere amoeba compared to him
good old times

>>84334661
Apostle was not as repetitive like a bot and his bpd schizo meltdowns and apologies were funny. Not that he's a good poster but he was never as bad as this faggot or hue.

back in the days we occasionally had unhinged cuteboy avatarfags with real personalities
sigh

>>84334696
Like canada simp?

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You do have a boyfriend now that spring has started, right anon?...

nah
i love myself too much not to be single

Bottoms force me to be single

>>84334768
then force them back
rape.

>>84334773
I'm a short weak pathetic white clittycel when bottoms see that I'm smaller and weaker then them they laugh at me there's no way I could ever overpower them to do that

this is true
im a bottom and this happened

>>84334781
please, PLEASE jerk off before posting your fetishes are almost physically materializing from how blatantly they're showing

he's called cuckbot for a reason

>>84334789
Not sure what you mean I'm just talking about what happened to me last week?

>>84335013
Is this really all meow wants from his fbf?

this is such a lame bit
-1

I didn't even eat today, not just fast food but anything at all. I guess I need to do this more, maybe I can lose some weight.

don't care didn't ask
not your blog

>>84335295

this is my defacto blog. the storyposting shall continue.

knock yourself out nigga
imma close this tab and come back later

bumo as in bump fumo 19

gonna calculate taxes tomorrow

>>84334781
I wanna fuck you and make you become the bottom

>>84336247
idk man people that mentally demented are usually pretty disgusting. bet he has fucked up rotting teeth as well as story. would not (except with a sledgehammer)

>then them
illiterate moment

>>84334234
a soulless normal nigger faggot in the gay? i guess its just another day
>>84334436
freakish normie faggots are everywhere. they cant help being born without a soul, we just have to kill them
>>84334487
>Some people aren't chad
'chad' would be on grindr never having a steady relationship. the exact opposite of what youre arguing. 'is successful in relationships' =/= 'chad' you fucking retard. congratulations on your newtroon normal nigger understanding of what "chad" means.

>>84334661
not even close to true. when apostle was the problem at least we had more than 5 real posters. the thread is so many years far removed from real gaybot culture its not even comparable.

We just didn't gatekeep hard enough. (I told you so faggots!)

>real gaybot culture
>implying these threads weren't always just 20 people in a discord server doing a psyop on /r9k/
Did a few of your members get bored or something?

>>84336871
And they do that by...posting in a containment thread.

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>>84334661
>remembering apostle's spam is considered oldfag now
I've been here since before the threads were numbered...
I've been here since before it was even a general...

>>84336939
How long was it? 2014?

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hey guys i found the perfect job for you

>>84336976
>go get HIV here's a 1000 dollars
We need Adolf Hitler 2.0 to do some cleaning up.

Vagueposting whores need to be murderized

Does anyone else remember the 2015-2018 era of /r9k/ gay/"gay" threads?
>constant anime girl pic erp
>trap obsession
>/cuteboys/ crossover
lol

the /cuteboys/ posting was more homofash(/pol/&/k/) adjacent, anime girls was pink pilled adjacent, transforming eventually into the cuckoldry death cult we still see. i think of these as two district phenomenon even if they occupied a similar milieu /shared some overlap/commonality in trap shit. one is notably more mentally ill.

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I could be a successful billionaire and I would still go on my knees for dominant cute boys with english accents.

I hate it. It's my one true weakness. The thought of one gets me extremely flustered and stuttering.

>>84336247
Sorry but it doesn't really work like that and that doesn't really solve my problem of having no bottom bf

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I'm kinda hungwy gllooo.

you arent even gay, problem solved

>>84337818
Meow views them as gods now?

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>Meow views them as gods now saar?

Going to the store commando because all my underwear are dirty

>>84336939
>>remembering apostle's spam is considered oldfag now
yeah that was like 8 years ago
if you were 22 then, you're 30 now
way past your gay death

i was 16 then, this place has taken a decade of my life i need to leave

24-29 is the best age to be at as when gay tbH
you're at your peak physical attractiveness but also have developed the mental maturity not to get into retarded relationships

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>tfw no retarded relationship

>>84338148
Is meow right here? Is this what happens to autistic guys?

Do you think he makes posts like them just so he can link them here?

>>84338486
I'm schizophrenic not autistic
>>84338583
Probably

>>84338349
yeah maybe. although i think my 'maturity' is only making things worse, since i cant pretend things will ever get better. being able to remember the exact state of the world (with little to no ambiguity) a decade ago and how things have gotten objectively worse while im forced to relive various forms of cultural rot, including now my own (as everything form this site from 10 years ago slowly leaks into the mainstream) forcing me to wonder if anything will ever be new under the sun after all makes me intermittently lose my mind at things being so static. maturity/being older now, isnt working for me at all. plus the reaper has been by, so- i see no upsides, personally. but i do acknowledge your point, it should be true

>>84338583
>>84338593
i think it counts as trolling outside /b/ either which way, the report button is a captcha away

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how to get a bf as a 5 10 sensitive white twink

>tfw no bf who works at the bf store

>>84338693
try not being a repulsive literal pedophile jerking it to images of 10 year old boys first
or maybe it makes it easier these days actually
idk

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>>84338696
can i visit the bf store
>>84338704
im not a pedophile so there must be some other issue

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>>84338706
>im not a pedophile
okay buddy

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i name searched myself on r9k and this came up lol i wish i still looked like this
>>84338709
that was a joke sis

Get ye gone namefag whore.

Normally I like the skinny twink physique but that nigga looking alien

>>84338583
Probably not I rarely see meow linking his own posts and threads here

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done three poops today

if you're gonna be a tripfag or an avatarfag at least have the decency to have a real personality and not just be nothing more than a boring pedo

I hate jonah
I don't want to hear about him shitting
Hope he dies on the toilet like that one dude on sopranos

Threesome with jonah and rexie would fix me i think

>>84338782
im pretty interesting when i want to be. im also generally seen as attractive

yeah man you're so interesting and have so much personality, it really shows
yawn
dont @ me

>>84338693
post your discord namefag-kun

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Queens of the Stone Age rocks yay

woke up horny award

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>>84338793
i don't do threesomes i'd get shy and jealous in all honesty, it's something that i don't think i could ever be into.

>>84338858
Ok, jonah on monday and rexie on tuesday

I don't think I could keep a hard on with a threesome with bottoms that have a aussie accent and a brit accent I'd probably just start giggling

>>84338880
oh man yeah I love their accents, but they sound so goofy when moaning. imagine humping a britboy's butt and he just huffs going 'yis' or 'ooh fuk'. their accounts are cute but sound a bit silly during sex

Anglos are cute desu

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Thinking about killing myself yay who want me

not even your own parents want you, and for a good reason

>>84338936
Well what is the reason yay

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>constant almost flaring pressure in my crotch from a latent heat
>yet jerking off feels meaningless and doesn't quench the pressure of horny
i've reached the point where porn doesn't do it. there is no escape from this need to breed. the buddhists weren't kidding: desire truly is the root of all suffering - and my faggotbrained mind can't STOP DESIRING

okay but who asked though

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>>84338990
>he doesn't know about the "who asked" cheatcode where you just ask yourself which gives you justification to blogpost

i heard gay guys suck their dogs penises? is that true?

>>84339001
do your own research and let us know i guess

>>84339001
I want to but dogs are chad only

I WANT TO EAT CUM

>>84338889
holy shitttt ANONS

prostitution but japan oh my science!!

>>84339204
all the male prostitutes where I live are ungodly ugly and brown

Don't care how cute you are if you're not my bf.

>>84339198
>Japanese
>6.3 inch dick
Yeah this shit is fake

>>84339240
TR7TH

you could give me an adonis with cum like syrup and i'm not taking it if i have to pay even a cent. having to buy your way into a boy's pants is pathetic.

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I'm a faggot where bf well

>>84338292
I am 26 now and final losing weight and getting my life together. It's not too late.

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Where a bf who wants a fat retarded faggot yay

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you spin me right round

>>84340056
nice ass bro. knew an aussie with a similarly good ass but he'd rarely ever show it off to me :/

>>84340056
Laugh
>>84340093
That's mine not his but thanks I guess

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>>84340099
how's your life development going
have any hobbies or skills you're working on? maybe on the wage grind?

>>84340161
Doing uni stuff mostly trying to finish my bachelors thesis

>>84340201
what is your thesis going to be on?

>>84340220
High acuity areas of vision for different species

I want a boyfriend to dominate me. Not sexual just hold me and treat me nice, but i'm not gay. I don't want to fuck dudes I just want a guy to treat me like a flower. But i'm 6'1" so I always gotta be the one dominating.

>>84340242
>I want a boyfriend to dominate me. Not sexual
I don't think you'll be able to find that anon

>>84340056
Can I fuck that big ass, Anon?

>>84340224
sounds neat. good luck contributing to our knowledge of the world

>>84340242
asexuals are so lame. indulge in one of the best free-highs our world can offer you chump. this shit ain't heroin.

>>84340356
It's gotta be the right guy anon. My bussy is virgin. Too tight and ripe.

>>84340375
it's good you've grown from not being gay or wanting to fuck guys to being gay and wanting to BE fucked by guys. thankfully the 'right guy' is just anyone who gets your dick throbbing and pre'ing. better start looking, because it's not gonna fall in your lap.

>>84340477
No man has ever made my dick throb. Now theres is maybe 2 guys in my life i've wanted to ravish and fuck me stupid. But they were heterosexual.

>>84340520
sounds like it made your dick figuratively throb, at least. did you know the two dudes? if you can find two you fancy, you can find more (and one will no doubt eventually be a fag, though searching in fag-communities would be wiser)

Man I miss my boyfriend T T

>>84340536
Yes I knew them. One dude really felt like he understood my submissive energy. He would grab me by my arms. Run up behind me and put his arm across my throat. We joked all the time. But he was straight.

When he was around me he just did shit that seemed like he was down to fag. And he was cool and alpha enough for me to follow him.

I doubt i'll find someone like that ever again.

I want to fuck a virgin bottom and help break in and stretch his bussy but I don't ever think I'll get the chance.

>>84340584
never say never. if you could find it once, you can find it again. dommy dudes are a dime a dozen, even happy to accomodate someone a bit bigger. just need to look in the right circles for them.

>>84340554
okay well go find him idiot

I haven't nutted in 2 days and my clitty has been leaking all day because of it my underwear is drenched and sticky

>>84341028
that sounds hot can I see