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I like the archive, you find fun stuff there.
But I wanna know If these lyrics are accurate to the show, because I haven't watched this anime.
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Full lyrics:
Here's a list of things Momo-chan can do:
She can make sweets for me
She can make sweets for you
She can lift up her skirt to enjoy the cool breeze
And she can read in English and Japanese
She can stop an attacker with martial arts
And then take lewd selfies of her peachy girl parts
She can laugh at your jokes with much delight
And defeat King Ghidorah in a monster fight
She can do back flips while she swings her hips
And then smile for a mile with her loli lips
She can go for a week without having to sleep
And can write a book that is far too deep
She can play guitar like a real star
And her butt is the cutest, and I mean by far
She can go without panties to the panty store
And then buy a few, and then buy some more
Momo-chan
'Murican
Number one
In Japan
Yes she can
Be a man
And deliver flan
She defeated the klan
With her master plan
And her film about Mann
Won awards in Cannes
Gives you free HBO
When she hooks your cable
And she drinks H2O
Because she's able
If you're a homeless horse
You can use her stable
Gives you friendly footjobs
Under the table
She's a system hacker
An Asian cracker
A baseball hero
A dope linebacker
A cookie baker
Preteen heartbteaker
Real loli, no faker
Hana-chan's caretaker
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>>12764600
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! TWO DIGITS OF THE EXACT SAME DESIGNATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, yes, everything mentioned there comes from an episode of Ojamajo Doremi.
In fact that rap is the opening of season 9.
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>Here's a list of things Momo-chan can do:
>She can make sweets for me
>She can make sweets for you
>She can lift up her skirt to enjoy the cool breeze
>And she can read in English and Japanese
>She can stop an attacker with martial arts
>And then take lewd selfies of her peachy girl parts
>She can laugh at your jokes with much delight
>And defeat King Ghidorah in a monster fight
>She can do back flips while she swings her hips
>And then smile for a mile with her loli lips
>She can go for a week without having to sleep
>And can write a book that is far too deep
>She can play guitar like a real star
>And her butt is the cutest, and I mean by far
>She can go without panties to the panty store
>And then buy a few, and then buy some more
>Momo-chan
>'Murican
>Number one
>In Japan
>Yes she can
>Be a man
>And deliver flan
>She defeated the klan
>With her master plan
>And her film about Mann
>Won awards in Cannes
>Gives you free HBO
>When she hooks your cable
>And she drinks H2O
>Because she's able
>If you're a homeless horse
>You can use her stable
>Gives you friendly footjobs
>Under the table
>She's a system hacker
>An Asian cracker
>A baseball hero
>A dope linebacker
>A cookie baker
>Preteen heartbteaker
>Real loli, no faker
>Hana-chan's caretaker
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>>12764593
Oh yes, lots of fun things on the archive...
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>>12765625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J0akTcmlIs
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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