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Algunas vez se preguntaron cuánto les mide el nepe a la mayoría de gente q te rodea, por q siempre hay alguien que muere hablando que es súper grande exagerando dimensiones y rendimiento en el acto.
Quiero preguntar sus opiniones para saber si estoy en lo q sería estándar malo o bueno, sean sinceros

Yuji Sakai
02/03/26(Tue)22:31:47 No.12767202

Yuji Sakai 02/03/26(Tue)22:31:47 No.12767202▶

now I'm a 0 cause I'm eating cereal

Catfish
02/03/26(Tue)22:56:03 No.12767249

Catfish 02/03/26(Tue)22:56:03 No.12767249▶

I don't know why but I'm plugged up today and shit twice
Normally my alcohol intake prevents this but
ohh I think I had too much bread

Yuji Sakai
02/03/26(Tue)22:57:14 No.12767251

Yuji Sakai 02/03/26(Tue)22:57:14 No.12767251▶

>>12767249
so a 0?

Catfish
02/03/26(Tue)23:04:26 No.12767253

Catfish 02/03/26(Tue)23:04:26 No.12767253▶

>>12767251
I gooned three times this morning and my dick was so hard like there was no excess skin for my balls and the first load was an eruption of like 5 spurts that flew across the room and I was so worked up the orgasm was like 20 seconds long
Those are rare when you feel orgasm pleasure but you're only just reaching actual climax
Weed + hypno is just too based really

Catfish
02/03/26(Tue)23:05:51 No.12767255

Catfish 02/03/26(Tue)23:05:51 No.12767255▶

>>12767253
You know those nuts that take forever to get out but once you're working it out you're like "oh fuck ...I'm going to nut so hard" and you work on it for a good half a minute
Anyway I'm done talking I feel expended peace

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:08:31 No.12767542

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)02:08:31 No.12767542▶

I wake up some mornings with a 2.

Yuji Sakai
02/04/26(Wed)14:54:44 No.12768450

Yuji Sakai 02/04/26(Wed)14:54:44 No.12768450▶

>>12767542
that's it?

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:32:40 No.12768999

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)21:32:40 No.12768999▶

>>12768450
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I woke up with a raging boner, just a chubber like no. 2.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:01:33 No.12769053

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)22:01:33 No.12769053▶

>>12768999
This was the best post I'll ever make on 4chan. Slightly amusing, justifiably pedantic, and trips. It got absolutely no props.

This is why people migrate to reddit. I think I'll just kill myself instead, or maybe find a GF. I haven't decided which.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:09:44 No.12769072

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)22:09:44 No.12769072▶

>>12768999
front page triples!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Nakadachi
02/05/26(Thu)01:02:01 No.12769321

Nakadachi 02/05/26(Thu)01:02:01 No.12769321▶

>>12767076
ONE

seuss
02/05/26(Thu)01:10:48 No.12769326

seuss 02/05/26(Thu)01:10:48 No.12769326▶

>>12767076
i've been rocking the same boner since 17 years old

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Yuji Sakai
02/05/26(Thu)01:15:29 No.12769330

Yuji Sakai 02/05/26(Thu)01:15:29 No.12769330▶

>>12769326
this chart isn't about size it's angle

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