I'm still perplexed you've made it this far in life and still haven't developed even a modicum of personality

It's almost too bullying to mention it

i don't like making fun of gado but sometimes I go back on 4plebs or even sluts4sale and i find his 3 year old posts basically identical to current gado like wtf

>>12767370
Absence of personality. He genuinely has no self awareness and by extension he cannot grow

That's why I feel it's bullying and I genuinely believe he's a brain fucked tard because I haven't seen him be human or humorous or...anything

>>12767362
>it
>>>
Are we talking tequila or whiskey?
I know for me 1 pitcher margarita with generous amount of Patron tequila + like 5 or 6 shots of Cabo or Cuervo+ I'm fuck faced.
Why do you want to end yourself bro? Why don't you just get wasted?
I don't tell anybody kys we have enough 15 year old retards on here doing that.

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>>12767388
>+ I'm fuck faced
Same, same...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12767377
>>12767370
>>12767368
he's incredibly fucking boring, even by [s4s] standards. part of the reason i stopped lurking for like three years was because my eyes glazed over every time i saw a post from him or tea fren and i closed the tab

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12767368
>>12767388
his personality is that he's the avogadoposter

>>12767404
the last three years showed posters pushing the boundaries of what boring could be

>>12767410
idk all I see are all the regular posters becoming more unhinged, basically everyone is either menhera or on drugs or becoming an anorexic

i'll never regret bullying gado for suicidebaiting

>>12767404
I don't feel true ill will towards them because clearly they're mentally ill but so am I and my illness is I'm a comedian who wants to make people laugh and they're such a scourge to me...a stick in a wheel, a boot in dog shit
Wanna know why? I'm insane and narcissistic so instead of pity them I think about how I've spent my whole life trying to be personable and charismatic but these monsters are just unguided brain stems parading around
It just bothers me.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12767418
Implying you're not keeping secrets like the other regular posters

>>12767422
I'm having a muted episode of manic depression so if you have something intimate to ask me I'm listening
My mind scares me more than people lol shut up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12767426
of course I'll shut up

>>12767439
The joke is the second the audience shuts up the clown no longer has an act :0

>>12767444
that's a nice joke

>>12767447
lol your subdued indifference is funny
maybe I could've worded that better but the necromancer kush hits too hard

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

man sad
go to doctor
tell doctor he's sad
tell doctor life failure inevitable
doctor say go s4s yuji failure make feel better about self
man burst into tears
but doctor
i am yuji sakai ;_;

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12767444
This was the best post I'll ever make on 4chan. Slightly amusing, justifiably pedantic, and trips. It got absolutely no props.

This is why people migrate to reddit. I think I'll just kill myself instead, or maybe find a GF. I haven't decided which.

you guys done yapping?

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>>12767444
nice trips
>>12767548
i apologise on behalf of the board for not acknowledging your triple digits

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12767561
no, we love you too much

>>12767591
-_-

Fight you retards fight!

>>12767722
front page dubs!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZtbCOpx8Sk&pp=0gcJCTMBo7VqN5tD

>>12767362
hola gado
plz marriage? plz? i bring food unasked for to your desk plz? going to germany for my shameful internet crush? pamper gado while he plays insurgency sandstorm… plz gado… plz i can do whatever you want… plz?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail