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>>16900919
first thing is to set the record straight.

I wager all illnesses will be cured within the next century

isn't the chance of something going from working in rats to working well in humans like 1/100000000000000000

>>16900919
They don’t look white.

>>16900937
The guy with the stain is literally the lead and the rest his team

>>16901131
>stain
is there not anything you can be made to believe?

>>16901141
Seek help buddy

>>16901001
its almost 100% actually

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this is what true /sci/entists look like, I bet he also has the formula for supervillians

>>16901339
That's some nobel prize material then, this guy could become a legend in the medical field

>>16901755
muh noble prus

>>16901001
pretty sure it was human cancer in a rat

>>16900919
>women
It's guaranteed to be a nothingburger

>>16901001
Rats and humans have identical cell structure, organelle system, and even hormonal panels so it's not a far cry

>>16901801
Just because your own mother was unable to produce anything worth time and respect doesn't mean all women are as useless, buddy.

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Too late

Most biology students are women. Its a fact. They get hired in these research groups before they reach the legal age at which hiring is not allowed. Seen some perma-students panic as they reach the age.

>>16902313
I just love studying applied biology with women.

>>16900919
Claiming bottom right she’s 10/10

>>16900919
>Accepting treatment from an ugly genetic freak
I'll pass

>>16902157
That retard would have rejected the cure

>>16900919
That's all well and good I suppose, but will my health plan cover it? Not much good to me if it doesn't.

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>>16901372
>>16902737
Imagine having chemo skills so high-tier you find a new cocktail to nook pancreatic cancer but your phototherapy skills are so low you can't even find a boomer dermatologist to burn off your Port Wine stain with a half-century-old CO2 laser.
>t. looksmaxxer on a lot of prophylactic chemo

>>16903106
>health plan
OP pic is spain, other than teeth they got all covered for free. Try moving to a country where a broken bone doesn't put your family in debt for generations

>>16900919
>in mice
Lemme guess in humans it'll prove to only work 20% of the time and really fuck you up so pancreatic cancer is still a big problem

>>16903949
Apparently it doesn't, if it works in humans it should do wonders. And considering how lethal pancreatic cancer is, an extra 20% chance of survival would still be big

>>16901000
That's not a very ambitious wager, seeing that progress is exponential.

>>16903117
I find deformed /sci/entist more trustworthy, they're more real and close to the stereotype of a true /sci/entist

>>16900937
so true lmao

>>16900919
why are there so many fucking women? women have lower iqs too they havent done jack delly shit for society besides being gold diggers

>>16904221
At least he's not a dermatology researcher. People were kinda skeptical of 2-deoxy-D-ribose because one of the co-authors on its first big paper was bald, lol.

>>16904272
>how come I'm being a retard? Shouldn't reality reflect what I believe no matter how stupid I am???
Truly a mystery

>>16904487
I'm smarter with more discoveries than anyone on this board retard and i have a 6 inch dick fuck off

>>16904272
gotta keep the men happy while they do all the work.

>>16904272
A lot of technician level work is really repetitive and beneath the leads on a project.