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Why were historical scientists so fucking weird Anonymous 01/30/26(Fri)18:57:42 No.16901903 [Reply]▶
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This is Paracelsus, a hermetic alchemist, or proto chemist; also the greatest natural physician of his day, and a father of mineral medicinals.
He believed he could produce a slave creation, or a familiar of sorts—the Homunculus—by ejaculating into a chicken egg, or worse.
— ‘That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb ["venter equinus", meaning "warm, fermenting horse dung"], or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller.’ 328–329
The original coomer, if you will.
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>>16901903
Before science became a business, you had to pretty retarded to dedicate your life to it. I mean you still are today, if you are intelligent enough for STEM you're intelligent enough to have a better career somewhere else, but still.
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>>16901903
Back then the elite intellectuals were about as knowledgeable and smart as the average person today. That's why everyone on 4chan and twatter has retarded schizotheories as him. Give it another 500 years and everyone will sound like post-docs do today.
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>>16901903
They were posers, just like scientists today, except back then posing meant pretending to have interesting and esoteric knowledge of forbidden things while today it means peddling the Current Thing harder than anyone else.
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>>16901903
Basically what >>16901914 has mentioned
"Science" as this separate field of study we understand today didn't exist prior to the Enlightenment. Most "scientists" before this time were big on what we consider pseudoscience/nonsense like theology, astrology, alchemy, and other forms of mysticism. Even Newton, one of the smartest men to ever live, spent far more time trying to create the Philosopher’s Stone and figure out cryptic messages from the Bible, than studying mathematics and the laws of the universe.
>>16901940
Knowledge ≠ Intelligence
The average 15 year old knows more about medicine, geology, anthropology, astronomy, and any basic science today, than what historical intellectuals like Newton or Leibniz ever knew. But that's all accumulated knowledge. If they had to use raw brain power, than Newton and Leibniz would win. These two created Calculus, computing devices, and in Leibniz case, he came up with the idea of binary code and thinking machines centuries before electrical power existed.
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The scientific method and its consequences...
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>>16901903
There wasn't a body that told them they couldn't. In other words, he was more free to experiment and do science in his own ways. Today there's peer review which you have to suck off their tranny cocks to get accepted as a "scientist". If you do you own research, you're considered a racist bigot.
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>>16902692
>he was more free to experiment and do science in his own ways
Sure, but do you figure he actually sealed the sperm of a man in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb until it came to life and moved itself?
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>>16902736
Thats why you replicate the study to the best of your ability. If you have a bone of scientist in you, you'll get this right. If you're a cargo cultist peer review guy, nothing can be done in anyway form or shape in any capacity by anyone with anything for any reason.
Excuses do not make science
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