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>ASL
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
>Looking for
>Not looking for
>Contact information
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>>34653867
>ASL
27/M/UK
Height: 181.5cm
Body type: Decently fit
Relationship History: Kissless, handholdless, virgin
>About you
I like reading scifi and fantasy, manga/anime, board games and strategy games, card games like pokemon, worldbuilding and lore deep dives, history documentaries and podcasts, coding or tinkering with software and small projects, building and modding PCs, exploring tech forums and online communities, alternate history, philosophy and thought experiments, language learning, mapping projects and geography, niche YouTube essays and deep dives, data analysis and statistics for fun, retro video games, mechanical keyboards, model kits and miniatures, puzzle solving and logic games, astronomy and stargazing, robotics and electronics tinkering, collecting rare or obscure books, watching cult films and anime, learning about mythology and folklore, experimenting with AI and machine learning tools, cosplay and fan conventions, VR experiences and simulations, writing fanfiction or original stories, practicing creative writing exercises, and exploring virtual worlds or roleplaying communities.
>Looking for
A girl to have a great first romance with, hopefully leading to marriage
>Not looking for
Men, trans, single mothers
>Contact information
Discord: finalfantasyfive
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38 North West England
Seeking petite woman for casual fun and see where it goes.
tele: willowed7247
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>ASL
20/m/manc
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
lonely spic boy from manchester slightly autistic, like wrestling and lifting very athletic tard, i luv history and reading (currently reading brothers karamazov) and spending alot of time in the woods and tcc
>Looking for
anyone cool i need friends, i wanna start leaving my house more, i travel to london and birmigham alot so if u have anything cool to invite me to i might come, play games wit me !
>Not looking for
weird old men too many people have dm'd me trying to sissify me leave me aloneeee
>Contact information
asurax10 on disc
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25/m/near newcastle
>looking for
a young woman approximately 19-20 years old, who can play drums and is familiar with the death in june discography
>not looking for
joey jordison
>about me
northerner
slacker80@proton.me
discord: sad_ember
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35 F UK here with a soft, smooth, slim body, blonde hair, small boobs and a fat ass. Looking to make friends! (: I wasn't being sexual describing myself just trying to give you an idea of what I look like. Please no weirdos!
I can send pics here and there while we chat but don't just ask for more. Just mention fat ass or British in opening message please so I know you read everything! :)
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>ASL
32/M/Leicester
>Looking for
Right wing FtM, femboys, feminine guys, even submissive regular guys. I'm mentally ill. I have no friends and don't want any, I'm looking for 1 person to be everything to me. I want someone as obsessive and co depedent as I am, nothing is "too much". In return, I will be there for you no matter what. I don't care how pathetic or worthless you think you are or how little you bring to the table, all I need is you and your obsession. I'm normal enough outside of that though. Please be 30+ or close to it, no one in their early 20's or younger.
I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, maculine, blue eyes, white.
>Not looking for
Vaginas
>Interests
Video games, cooking, history, anime, movies, watching stuff together, VCing.
>Discord
solxsolxsol
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>asl
29/M/Bristol/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic
>tag
Captain0ppai
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London M 29 doing cock tribs to your requests
I keep everything private just here for fun
Pic attached as example
Kik: fun_in_the_sun14
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>ASL
35/M/EU
>about you
Just an ordinary anon who struggles to accept the fact I have no one irl or online friends.
By true friend I mean someone who I can rely on when I need someone to talk to, or at least someone that has me in their mind and that wants to check up on me from time to time - this obviously goes both ways and its something I want to reciprocate.
Its hard to make friends post 30 as it is, and the more time goes by i wonder if its even realistically possible to still find true friends at this stage in life.
>interests/hobbies
Cars and motorsport, electronic music, movies, cooking, history, geo-politics, science, sci-fi, books.
Im also into swimming and mountain biking as im trying to get back in shape.
Recently ive been hit with a nostalgia wave, so I found myself giving some old anime shows a try - watched Evangalion and Cowbow Bebop for the first time and was blown away by how amazing these shows are each in their own right.
Im not a huge anime fan but I do appreciate it as a form of art/media, so im interested to find someone to talk about the topic and get your recommendation for what to watch next.
>looking for
Prefer people located in the EU/UK but anyone outside of that are welcome to add me as long as you are ok with the time difference.
Im looking online friend i can talk with on a daily basis and be open about any subject, without the fear of being judged - someone with whom I can try to escape reality, even for a short while.
We can share our interests, daily life struggles, past stories, hopes for the future, talk about current events or just rant to each other.
Im genuinely open to any topic/idea you have in mind so as long as we can have a respectful conversation like two adults that dont have to necessarily agree with each other.
>not looking for
Friend collectors who add and never respond, sellers and most importantly, people who cant hold a conversation.
>contact
void_voyager86
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37/m/West Yorkshire - kik jcpackard
I want to meet a guy who'll come to my house, preferably bi curious same as me but who cares. I wanna try sucking dick, I wanna play around with some cock and maybe get my ass fucked. Basically if you're wanting to experiment too, add me. Added bonus is my low self esteem so you're the boss.
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>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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made a brand new server for people with mental illness (mainly eating disorders, be warned)
to come and find friendship and community. i got sick of joining servers with already
established friendship groups so, come join our brand new server ! was made today so were all new lol.
dont join if ur in recovery, were not recovery friendly. 16+.
+˚⊹ ᓚ( ^. .^)
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
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Any UK based servers? I don't like posting my @ but I'm looking for more UK friends.
I typically have better luck on servers than adding people off threads these days.
20s/f/UK
Hoping to do more travelling this year, I've got lots of crafty hobbies, love gaming and live music, Linux, learning, being silly, I can get along with most people that are nice. I'm quite laid back and comfy maxed myself.
Post server invites or your @ with something abt yourself if you want
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>>34660011
@hadesg22
If you're looking for some company / attention feel free to hmu I'm open to just chatting or more or whatever you want.
M, 22, UK
I'm a massive nerd, especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things will happily talk about anything., generally very chill slightly weird laid back person.
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>ASL
M, 22, UK
>About You
If you want all the praise & love then seek no further.
As stated above. I'm a massive nerd. I am into a lotta things desu, film & TV, video games, skateboarding, music, history and more
Generally very chill slightly weird laid back person
Women, femboys, tgirls are welcome to hmu!
>Looking for
Open to most things, prefer more nsfw chats but happy to indulge
>No looking for
No cis men, at least be passing / put effort into passing if you're a femboy, no dead chats / dry texters be interesting at least
>Discord
hadesg22
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19F
I record rare fucked up taboo fetish videos you dont normally find on the internet. taking requests too
Will verify however :)
kik- katyputh67
Telegram- ELKK9
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37 m uk
Looking for your stories, fantasies and confessions. Let's talk about them, no judgement or sharing.
Or if you want to share your irls and tell me about your irls. I do like a mombod, bbw, bouns for lactation or north west.
Femanons also welcome.
Jubsjugs
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> asl
F 23 looking M
> About me
I like to have fun, meet new friends and play while I'm horny with my pussy and ass
> Looking for
Someone to talk or have fun to have fun together, no, meetings only online.
> Not looking for
Bored ppls
> Contact
Telegram @Andrea557p
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35, M, Near Leicester
Movies, books, games vegan food (Health reasons, I'm not that good a guy.)
>Looking for
Recent breakup after 2x relationships covering my last 10 years. I need help working out if I miss my relationship/ex or I'm just attention starved or horny - I've had the "willing to do ajytjing" experience and worry I've been spoilt and peaked.
Am IRL daddy with matching body if that changes things
>Not looking for
Men or pointless discussions.
>Contact information
Currently have nothing, so advise what's best
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25 m London
Bicurious submissive
kik ess16q
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26 m UK. Can someone make cum tribs/edits/of my indian gf? Bonus if you have/seen more pics of her. pic is her. Kik is laurentsimone.
Her erome is -
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35 F UK here with a soft, smooth, slim body, blonde hair, small boobs and a fat ass. Looking to make friends! :) I wasn't being sexual describing myself just trying to give you an idea of what I look like. Please no weirdos!
I can send pics here and there while we chat but don't just ask for more. Just mention fat ass or British in opening message please so I know you read everything (:
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18+ Twinks. Twunks. Chaos.
Semi-toxic & strictly for
the cute. Stay cute or stay out.
https://discord.gg/babyboy
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most of us are from the uk in here sooo, made a brand new server for people with mental illness (mainly eating disorders, be warned)
to come and find friendship and community. i got sick of joining servers with already
established friendship groups so, come join our brand new server ! was made today so were all new lol.
dont join if ur in recovery, were not recovery friendly. 16+.
+˚⊹ ᓚ( ^. .^)
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
https://discord.gg/Ct4UGXS2vA
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42 M UK Leicester
Older white guy, dominant type. Interested in most power dynamics. I have a open mind love to try new things and experiences Hoping to find new friends and other weirdos. I'm a massive nerd, especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things like Warhammer heros and anime will happily talk about anything. generally very chill slightly weird laid back person.
Kinks: ageplay, public play, assjobs, exhibitionism, slutty outfits, swimwear, cumplay, rough oral, rough sex, gangbangs, free use, multiple penetrations, pregnant, watersports
Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @NimrodNyx
Teleguard: SKLDHMYBY
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>ASL
35/M/UK
>About Me
5'10", Black, Dad-Bodded, Typical Leo from East London. Barman, super blerd (black nerd), gamer... Hedonistic Sadistic Primal Daddy Dom with over a decade's worth of experience in Kink, a long list of delightful filthy Fetishes and a borderline animalistic insatiable lust for plus size submissive women
>Looking For
A Cis-F submissive into the freakier things in life, isn't afraid to show it and who enjoys the downtime and the "playtime". Bonus points if you're in the same timezone as me, nerdy like me and plus size or at least curvy
>Not Looking For
Guys, Trans, Sellers, Cucks, Dommes, Traders, Time-Wasters
>Kinks/Fetishes
DDLG, Degradation, Humiliation, CNC, Corruption, Pred/Prey, Intox Play, Choking, Gagging, Somnophilia, Petplay, Bondage, Orgasm Denial, Hidden Public, Slapping, Being Worshipped, TPE, Misogyny Kink, Rules, Routine, Clothing Control, Body Writing, Oral, Pain, Edging, Mantra, Humping, Nipple/Clit Play, Tit Play, Spanking, Forced Orgasms, Pee, Anal, Breeding and more...
>Contacts
Discord: drkskndmnkng
Tele/Snap: drkskndmnkng90
Kik: DarkSkinDemonKing
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30m uk hung on rab
wife is sleeping next to me. Looking for F 18+ to chat and have fun
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>A/S/L
36/M/Hall Green, Birmingham
>About me
5'8, White, Professional Software Engineer. I am hitting the gym, cooking at home.
>Looking for
Female company, friends, dates, gym buddy etc. Open to all sorts in that respect.
>Not looking for
One word answerers, Entitled people.
>Contact information
Kik: MasonJarChair
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18 M Scotland
femboy faggot
send me rape/death threats, bonus if you live in Scotland too :3
no porn trades or shit like that
telegram: gapingmaw
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27/F/England
> Interests & hobbies:
Road cycling and generally keeping active, knitting (badly but enthusiastically), vinyl, movie soundtracks, video games, and random DIY projects that may or may not get finished. I've been off work for a while and have plenty of spare time.
> Looking for:
Chill, SFW chats with easygoing people. Happy to talk about everyday stuff, hobbies, music, films, or whatever’s on your mind. Nothing intense. I’m a normie, but I like coming here to see if I can make a friend. Also, someone consistent who will make an effort to chat and keep in touch.
> Not looking for:
Creepiness or anything NSFW.
> Contact:
Discord: knitandnatter
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>34653867
28/M/midlands
Just looking for soemone who knows what it was like to be abused when they were younger. Having a really rough time recently just surviving with the shit thats in my head day after day :/ Looking to vent or just discuss openly without any judgement with other people who know how fucked up life can get when that part of you is taken by someone else for their own means. Idealy prefer to talk to F but I'll chat to an M too idm maybe we can help eachother? I've had therapy for the whole of last year but it didnt help any, maybe it can help you what I learnt, idk. Just want someone who i can confide in about this stuff :/
Disc: Elliot740
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Anon99991111 kik
American sub looking for some huge british cock. Turn me into your cock slave as i send you porn to jerk off to and worship your big mighty cock. I can make anyone bust, i swear it. Msg a pic of ur cock for a fast reply.
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>ASL
19M Scotland
>Info
To cut a long story short I’ve had 0 luck with women thanks to an insecurity of mine (my size). I have no issue talking and hanging around with women but as soon as it starts going in the sexual direction I distance myself and kind of ghost them. Most I have done is hand holding and squeezing boobs, funnily enough the farthest I’ve went before backing out was with a milf I met in a pub while drunk.
>Looking for
Only looking for F, no males of any kind. Pretty much looking to chat and maybe in the future a little more so for that reason Scotland residents preferred. As for age 18+ and I’m not opposed to a milf desu I’d prefer a milf.
>Contact
I know telegram isn’t favourable but we can move to Snapchat or discord once we get to know each other a little.
Tg - CakeFlavouredCake
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ASL
M, 22, UK
>About You
Nerdy, bored and horny, certified gooner.
If you want all the praise & love then seek no further.
Born and bred British, massive nerdy especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things will happily talk about anything.
Huge gamer (PC) love me some strategy games or a good old gripping story.
Very open and chill, looking for more nsfw though
Women, femboys, tgirls welcome to hmu
>Looking for
Namely NSFW chats n shit, fellow gooners / goonettes, women, femboys, tgirls
>Not looking for
NO CIS MEN, be mildly interesting / put effort into chats
>Discord
hadesg22
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m25 cardiff . down for anything. RP, sharing pics, rating, anything else. Love to goon with someone for the day. have the house to myself. Also have some pics of me dressed up in my gfs clothes im happy to share.
Have talked with some guys on here before but had to nuke my old discords because she wanted to go through my pc.
Discord: weemies
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M-30+-UK Leicestershire
6'3 chubby older white daddy/bull bull with a depraved mind and the power kink looking chat with others people around my age who enjoy chat and long term conversations. Kinks: public play, exhibitionism, swimwear, muscle girls, cumplay, rough sex, nudism, gangbangs, free use, pregnant, watersports, breeding, Trying to lead more into my sadistic dominant side can be a bit difficult with my kind and quiet nature.
Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @NimrodNyx
Teleguard: SKLDHMYBY
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>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter for my sins)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own then see above.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify it as a “hobby”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice.
>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
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>ASL
19M Scotland
>Info
To cut a long story short I’ve had 0 luck with women thanks to an insecurity of mine (my size). I have no issue talking and hanging around with women but as soon as it starts going in the sexual direction I distance myself and kind of ghost them. Most I have done is hand holding and squeezing boobs, funnily enough the farthest I’ve went before backing out was with a milf I met in a pub while drunk.
>Looking for
Only looking for F, no males of any kind. Pretty much looking to chat and maybe in the future a little more so for that reason Scotland residents preferred. As for age 18+ and I’m not opposed to a milf desu I’d prefer a milf.
>Contact
I know telegram isn’t favourable but we can move to Snapchat or discord once we get to know each other a little.
Tg - CakeFlavouredCake
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Anyone have more GG from London?
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35 F UK here with a soft, smooth, slim body, blonde hair, small boobs and a fat ass. Looking to make friends! :) I wasn't being sexual describing myself just trying to give you an idea of what I look like. Please no weirdos!
I can send pics here and there while we chat but don't just ask for more. Just mention fat ass or British in opening message please so I know you read everything :)
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If you don't wanna send long got messages back and forth don't bother replying. This is my favorite fantasy and it's to fucking hot to give up!!!
I'll cut to the chase I'm a pèdo with a big black cock looking for other good writers to torture!!! I wanna chat to shrimp dick pèdos and torture them with the knowledge that little girls love BBC!!!! I want them to live in a world where I'm free to do whatever I want with my big cock while they are miserable watching me live out their fantasies!!!! I don't want to help you at all!!!! I just want to brag about how awesome my life is while you get NOTHING!!!! If that sounds like your dream (or preferably your nightmare) then message me back and we can chat!!!
Kik: bigblackzi0n1
Teleguard: HM4FZQ23W
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P.S.
I'm looking for CHATTERS. Someone willing to write long hot messages back and forth with me. If you wanna just get sent pics, send back boring answers, or talk about some girl you like I will block you. I want someone willing to expand this fantasy and make it hotter with me!!!!
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>ASL -
F / 23 / Domme / Croydon
>Contacts -
Kik : GoddessofloveDiane
Telegram : @ALexxxx241
>Looking For
Seeking for a determined hopeless kinky submissive nerd guy living in UK or US that willing to Relocate/Conduct online long term ownership basis. Doesnt matter if you're inexperience as long as you're trainable and obedient. dont be shy to reach and tell something interesting about yourself.
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26 M Stroud
Looking to make some friends with people local or around Gloucestershire, recently moved here from near Bristol and don't know anyone.
I'm into music, like jamming and going to gigs, 420 friendly, sometimes play games on Steam but not so much anymore.
Telegram: michaelsamsung
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If you don't wanna send long got messages back and forth don't bother replying. This is my favorite fantasy and it's to fucking hot to give up!!!
I'll cut to the chase I'm a pèdo with a big black cock looking for other good writers to torture!!! I wanna chat to shrimp dick pèdos and torture them with the knowledge that little girls love BBC!!!! I want them to live in a world where I'm free to do whatever I want with my big cock while they are miserable watching me live out their fantasies!!!! I don't want to help you at all!!!! I just want to brag about how awesome my life is while you get NOTHING!!!! If that sounds like your dream (or preferably your nightmare) then message me back and we can chat!!!
Kik: bigblackzi0n1
Teleguard: HM4FZQ23W
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P.S.
I'm looking for CHATTERS. Someone willing to write long hot messages back and forth with me. If you wanna just get sent pics, send back boring answers, or talk about some girl you like I will block you. I want someone willing to expand this fantasy and make it hotter with me!!!!
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>asl
23/m/england
>about you
i am an incel but a nice kind one that is not hateful towards foids, i am just a guy. i like many video games my favourites are undertale and crosscode and any zelda game. i also like to play pool and i want to play snooker when i am good enough.
>looking for
people to play roblox/ow2/val/hytale with.
>not looking for
people trying to "fix" me, i am just a guy. people who will not play roblox or ow2 or val or hytale with me
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>>34660011
Ma. 64yo near Norwich Uk. Looking for f to chat with. Impossible to find Fs in 5ps orv60s. My TG is Martin Coombs
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> asl
F 23 looking M
> About me
I like to have fun, meet new friends and play while I'm horny with my pussy and ass
> Looking for
Someone to talk or have fun to have fun together, no, meetings only online.
> Not looking for
Bored ppls
> Contact
Telegram @Andrea557p
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>ASL
29 m south england - gay bottom
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
5'8, smooth body, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build. I work full time in marketing.
High sex drive, can be submissive.
Hobbies include politics, history, reading, travelling, going to pubs/bars sometimes, watching tv, etc.
>Looking for
Ideally a relationship with a top, white, guy who is looking for something long term.
Bonus points for guys who are dominant, nerdy and/or right wing. Also into furries.
>Not looking for
Bottoms, people outside the UK,
>Contact information
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
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20, femboy, London
interests: extreme metal (genres like funeral doom, drone, DSBM, etc.), various other sorts of music (20th century modernism, Wagner, grunge, etc.), playing in bands and writing music, ASCII games like Dwarf Fortress and dNetHack, pure mathematics, mathematical logic, physics, 20th century literature, modern art, craft beer
looking for: girls in London or nearby who like getting drunk, despairing, and staring at the ceiling
not looking for: guys or anyone too far away / unwilling to meet, manipulative types
discord: mariecachet
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attracted to black girls. There's none where I live. GIVE THEM TO ME. Big thick thighs, thick asses, big delicious lips, wide eyes. They're so sexy. I went with just one and I can never go back to white girls.
They're attitudes are more down to earth too and they tend to be real cool,sexual, feminine and fun. I need one
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>ASL
30/M/Hereford
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Tech nerd
Gamer
Music (Gabber, 80s/90s rock and pop, some hip-hop)
Pic is my collie Tommy
Outdoor walks Nightime walks, nature walks)
Cooking
Movies
>Looking for
Would like to chat to some some femanons or someone I could potentially meet in real life. Want some actual real life friends.
>Not looking for
Weird gay shit
>Contact information
Discord: powelljackd
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>>34653867
43m
looking for 18 - 25 female that is willing to start a family, claim as many benefots as possible, maybe have two children and both claim to be single parents, get a house each, rent one out and live in one, i go to work as well and we just rinse as much as we can whilst raising a loving White family.
you dont have to be a 10/10 but you do have to have a slim/avg body
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If you don't wanna send long got messages back and forth don't bother replying. This is my favorite fantasy and it's to fucking hot to give up!!!
I'll cut to the chase I'm a pèdo with a big black cock looking for other good writers to torture!!! I wanna chat to shrimp dick pèdos and torture them with the knowledge that little girls love BBC!!!! I want them to live in a world where I'm free to do whatever I want with my big cock while they are miserable watching me live out their fantasies!!!! I don't want to help you at all!!!! I just want to brag about how awesome my life is while you get NOTHING!!!! If that sounds like your dream (or preferably your nightmare) then message me back and we can chat!!!
Kik: bigblackzi0n1
Teleguard: HM4FZQ23W
Session: 05b7c9eea3bcc
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P.S.
I'm looking for CHATTERS. Someone willing to write long hot messages back and forth with me. If you wanna just get sent pics, send back boring answers, or talk about some girl you like I will block you. I want someone willing to expand this fantasy and make it hotter with me!!!!
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>ASL
33 m Manchester
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Walks around the city, hiking, travelling, swimming, gym, cooking and watching TV Shows.
>Looking for
I'm looking for a sub princesses(f) to have fun with inside and outside the bedroom.
My kinks includes orgasm control, cock worship, edging, teasing, breath play, choking, impact, ass play, facefucking, bondage
>Not looking for
I'm not looking for: Male
>Contact info
Disc: wazedi
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>ASL
33 M SW England
>About you
Fit, slim, 6 ft tall "cute" guy, married but very bored/unhappy in the bedroom. The wife is not open to more people or doing kinky shit/dressing up. The relationship is perfect in every other way, so all I need is an outlet/chance to explore/experience new people and sexy things.
I'm your average, well presented and polite guy day-to-day so no-one would think I'm into such depravation.
>Looking for
Females, couples and wingmen to discreetly hook me up with these situations/people/toys/kink.
Would consider people going undercover as my "work colleagues" that invite me out for drinks etc. You get the idea.
>Not looking for
Single guys looking to get pics of me, timewasters
>Contact info
Tallredbvll12@gmail.com
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>ASL
30/M/West Midlands
>Gaming
Into games, retro games, modding, have a Steam account, have a RetroAchievements account. If you want my Steam just ask for it.
XGRA and Def-Jam Fight for New York are two of my favourite PS2 games.
>Movies
Like old obscure movies, 35mm print releases, trying to find a decent 35mm release of Terminator 2, wouldn't mind watching some grindhouse flicks with someone, like old comedies, Office Space, Ben Stiller rom-coms. movies between the 70s and early 2000s is my sweet spot.
>TV
Been watching Dexter recently, it's OK, better than I thought. Rewatching old South episodes. Monkey Dust is a good old obscure BBC show. Futurama fan.
>Music
Currently listening to Indeep - Last Night a DJ Saved My Life. Like old music, rock, bit of hip-hop, 80s and 90s stuff. Been fan of Gabber (Thunderdome, Masters of Hardcore, Mokum). Also like old yuppie music.
>Bit more about me
Bit of a loner now in my age, all my mates have moved on and have families n shit so I don't really talk to them anymore.
No girlfriend, my last real love unfortunately passed away.
I have a Border Collie called Tommy, I love him to bits but he's in his old age now.
Family I'm not really close to, mum passed, dad not really interested so I dont put the effort in anymore.
Love nature, just love sitting outdoors in the rain or snow or sun.
I live close to the countryside so it's easy for me to bugger off into the woods.
I like spending my time with someone and ideally would like to meet more people in real life.
Tech nerd, I work in IT so I have to be around it all the time.
>You
Just don't be weird or anything and we'll get on well.
Hopefully we can be good friends and get to know each other properly.
Discord:
powelljackd
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>ASL
30/M/London
>About/Hobbies
Normie leaning guy. Lefty but not overtly political. Would rather just talk to each other than write an exposay. Music esp. seeing stuff live, self improvement, Art, dabble in film, some video games, travel
>Looking For
People to DM with about things other than just hobbies and media on a somewhat regular basis. I tend to initiate conversation.
People who I can meet up with maybe, London would be ideal but I've hung out with people from all over.
>Not Looking For
Incels, /pol/, doomer pity parties, constant negativity, server invites, teenagers
>Tag
harmonica_
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CUTE UK PPL ONLY
https://discord.gg/95QmXcez
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>ASL
31/F/London
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
I like to seem pretentious but really I love 90 day fiance
>Looking for
People to have some voice chats with, friends
>Not looking for
I don't really fancy seeing your penis :)
>Contact information
Discord: thisismysnakeskinjacket
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>ASL
21 M London
>About you
Started working in Central , avid book reader , coder , I do a bit of everything
>Looking for
London Based F to talk to and get to know, ideally meet up. slow or fast doesn't matter, I'm here for the ride.
>Not looking for
M's
>Contact Info
Discord: V3nom_snak3
Session : 05e611010ed83ec6885484e894a
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TeleGuard: UF4X2N55X
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25f uk feedee looking for a mean and sadistic Master/Mistress.
Kinks include: denial, edging, cutting, pain play, forced feeding, total control
Telegram:@daximillion
Discord: Scar1904
Also love being fed videos/pics that keep me horny and gooning all day.
Mainly hoping to find someone I can meet up with or visit for a few days/weeks every now and then. I'm happy to travel and will let you use me however you'd like x
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>ASL -
F / 23 / Domme / Croydon
>Contacts -
Kik : GoddessofloveDiane
Telegram : @ALexxxx241
>Looking for -
real submissive kinky nerd guy who is looking to fully commit into long term ownership basis online or IRL. doesnt matter if you're inexperience, as long as you are trainable and can give time on our sessions.
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If you don't wanna send long got messages back and forth don't bother replying. This is my favorite fantasy and it's to fucking hot to give up!!!
I'll cut to the chase I'm a pèdo with a big black cock looking for other good writers to torture!!! I wanna chat to shrimp dick pèdos and torture them with the knowledge that little girls love BBC!!!! I want them to live in a world where I'm free to do whatever I want with my big cock while they are miserable watching me live out their fantasies!!!! I don't want to help you at all!!!! I just want to brag about how awesome my life is while you get NOTHING!!!! If that sounds like your dream (or preferably your nightmare) then message me back and we can chat!!!
Kik: bigblackzi0n1
Teleguard: HM4FZQ23W
Session: 05b7c9eea3bc
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P.S.
I'm looking for CHATTERS. Someone willing to write long hot messages back and forth with me. If you wanna just get sent pics, send back boring answers, or talk about some girl you like I will block you. I want someone willing to expand this fantasy and make it hotter with me!!!!
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Big fat dick str8 but curious guy here. Looking for anyone except masc/hairy men.
Kik: kyro.tn9
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I'm 23 F If anyone wants to make a new gfriend we can talk.
Telegram @Andrea557p
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>>34690502
Hey, what's your disc? I love undertale as well and would like to play ow2 with you
I'm fatchouli99 on disc if you want me :D
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>ASL
23 M North West / Cumbria
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
6'2, Enjoy bass music, fantasy books and psychedelics
>Looking for
Someone to get fucked up with, maybe get our groove on, willing to travel pmuch anywhere in cumbria or to leeds or maybe even further depending
>Not looking for
Old men, ghosts or people who flake out without saying anything
>Contact information
disc: physiologically
snap: tt17850
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If you don't wanna send long got messages back and forth don't bother replying. This is my favorite fantasy and it's to fucking hot to give up!!!
I'll cut to the chase I'm a pèdo with a big black cock looking for other good writers to torture!!! I wanna chat to shrimp dick pèdos and torture them with the knowledge that little girls love BBC!!!! I want them to live in a world where I'm free to do whatever I want with my big cock while they are miserable watching me live out their fantasies!!!! I don't want to help you at all!!!! I just want to brag about how awesome my life is while you get NOTHING!!!! If that sounds like your dream (or preferably your nightmare) then message me back and we can chat!!!
Kik: bigblackzi0n1
Teleguard: HM4FZQ23W
Session: 05b7c9eea3bcc3
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8a863611a609332d8561384fa35b50
P.S.
I'm looking for CHATTERS. Someone willing to write long hot messages back and forth with me. If you wanna just get sent pics, send back boring answers, or talk about some girl you like I will block you. I want someone willing to expand this fantasy and make it hotter with me!!!!
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Looking for anyone with good uni stories about sluts or crazy stuff. Mainly Herts, wolves, Bucks and London unis
Can anyone make fakes/ai edits of my irls and maybe some fun captions as well feel free come and chat too
LNDG88HFJ
LNDG88HFJ
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>ASL
32/M/UK
>Looking for
Feminine guys/trans for irl meetups. Rough, CNC, bullying, degradation, humiliation, cumdump, breeding, piss, breathplay.
I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, masculine, blue eyes, white.,
>Not looking for
Anyone not serious about meeting up.
>Discord
solxsolxsol
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F M F MF M F M
disc ppfriday
building websites
chat gpt is helpingme learn c and malloc and c arrays to embed images into binaries for my products
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>ASL
21/MtF/UK
>About me
I'm interested in biology, history, cooking, languages and drawing. I collect flags, models, anime figures and guns. I do cosplay too. I've been into feminine stuff for a long time but I started transitioning a bit more recently.
>Looking for
Anyone to talk to, who shares interests or not. I'll talk about basically anything.
>Not looking for
Retards
>Contact information
Discord: berlinheroes45
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Stab in the dark but hey I think it's worth a try
>ASL
25/M/East Midlands
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Uk-born Pakistani Exmuslim. I'm into all sorts really, got random various interests that keep me going. I like movies/tv, reading, football, gaming, interior design/aesthetics, esotericism, fitness and cooking
>Looking for
Exmuslim women who are also looking for a relationship. Someone to build a life and grow with. I'm still not out to my family but I'd really prefer to do that with someone by my side rather than alone.
>Not looking for
Anyone unserious, ghosters
>Contact information
kik:Pi314mmm
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>ASL
33/M/South east
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Concerts, music, festivals, drugs
>Looking for
Mentally unstable girls who crave toxic relationships/abuse/fucked up shit
>Contact information
kik steve_b111
teleguard 7RWMBQ8N5
TG 7RWMBQ8N5
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20 Femboy uk
Looking for owner that plays same video games as me
About me: im paige. Im 6ft0 brown medium hair that I want to grow out more. Average body type not quite slim.i get told I have nice legs and bum.
I am not enjoying life at all. Im very much struggling to have hope. Due to this I will most likley become a clingy mess very early.
video games is my main hobby i sometimes.like to go on walks but thats more in spring and summer. Im.a complete looser and I really need an owner that can help me a better femboy for them.
Video games I play: league of legends, valorant, runescape, siege x, I also like aome single player like Mario and zelda oot.
Prefrences: 30+ preferred not needed. Must play some of the games I play or aomyhing free to play we can to together. Prefer men that are controlling and know what they are doing so experience prefered
Kinks and ideas I like: controlled, degrading, online exposure, online humiliation, slight outfit control, some pain, breathplay and some blackmail
Please when you add me wrote an introduction message with asl, games you play, previous experience, maybe a favourite moment when owning someone and a few kinks.
If you do not do thst I'll assume you didnt read for are not serious.
Discord: kittenkisses15
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>ASL
29 m south england - gay bottom
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
5'8, smooth body, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build. I work full time in marketing.
High sex drive, can be submissive.
Hobbies include politics, history, reading, travelling, going to pubs/bars sometimes, watching tv, etc.
>Looking for
Ideally a relationship with a top, white, guy who is looking for something long term.
Bonus points for guys who are dominant, nerdy and/or right wing. Also into furries.
>Not looking for
Bottoms, people outside the UK,
>Contact information
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
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>pay for requests femanons
>anons bumping their post when they're clearly not interesting
>totally real 18 f uk femanons
>same anons posting for weeks on end multiple times in the same thread and throughout the board ignoring the subject of the thread
>Teleguard
>barely any femboys
>ASL England in a UK thread
This board has fallen so far, there were so many interesting, hot or at least approachable anons here not even two years ago, 151 posts and maybe one or two anons actually worth messaging.
Jesus Christ this is so shit. I beg this changes course. What the fuck happened.
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>ASL
29 M Bournemouth, England
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
6'2" blue eyes, slim/athletic physique, hung. (I'm chad) I like wild camping, walking, reading and I do BJJ.
>Looking for
Girl for dates, sex, relationship
>Not looking for
Men
>Contact information
Kik: Mark_fakename_hooper
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Check out Mercia, it's my server, we are trying to make a small but active community and friend group. it's for those interested in politics, history, art, the occult, philosophy, aesthetics, etc.. to discuss any topic freely. We don't care what you believe in or where you're from so long as you aren't easily offended by politically incorrect banter and discussions.
No gooners,
Nobody under 18.
https://discord.gg/D3Ek9zq2TN
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> asl
F 23 looking M
> About me
I like to have fun, meet new friends and play while I'm horny with my pussy and ass
> Looking for
Someone to talk or have fun to have fun together, no, meetings only online.
> Not looking for
Bored ppls
> Contact
Telegram @Andrea557p
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>>ASL
32m london
>>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
books:
mostly non fiction, with classic non-fics here and there when i can spare the time; would like to read more murakami and /lit/ recos
films:
current fav director is bi gan
strong interest in asian cinema
slowly going through catalogue of western cinema classics to see whats up
obaa is my film of the year 2025
music:
variety, rock, jazz, classical, conscious rap (i guess)
currently listening to russian christian choir music with emphasis on basso profundos (reminds me of my choir days)
i workout and run regularly, used to box but still keep up with news
>>Looking for
just chatting, really
teach me your normie ways, maybe
prefer chat over voice
discord server would be ideal so less pressure to be 24/7
>>Not looking for
nsfw
>>Contact information
discord: leftovermann
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19 Femboy UK
>About you
I like voice calling and playing games.
I'm 5'5 thin & feminine looking. Being a dog or cat is kind of fun.
>Looking for
I like meaner men and I'd like to form a relationship with you if we like each other.
>Discord
heart4bees
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22m femboy, Ldn
>About, Likes
I’m a student into classics, military history, handheld games consoles? Wearing girly clothes..?
>Looking for
I’m a bicurious 6’3 switch with a nice ass and long legs, looking for another bicurious within the same age range to cuddle with and dote on occasionally :3
>Not looking for
Anything masc-presenting
>Contact info
Discord: hannabu_62328
Kik: My username is 'hhaunebu'
(Discord is preferred)
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>>34721414
no its because half the posters here are gay femboy faggots or faggot lovers including the poster ur responding to, why would english women come to this thread when half of you are gay? maybe stop being so fucking gay and women will start posting again
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>About me
23M
New to /soc/
I'm starting to get bored of simply porn and am craving a connection and to have someone to talk about it to without it being taboo or uncomfortable. I want to have a naughty chat with a girl without expectations and holding up appearances from either side.
My hobbies/interests: video games, manga/anime, DIY, woodworking, tech and computers.
>Looking for
I'd love to chat and get to know each other a little, but also to chat about kinks and preferences/fantasies, roleplay scenarios, play some dirty games (would you rather, truth or dare, etc.) and chat about porn. I'm also open to any ideas or suggestions.
I'd also like to chat about SFW things too like hobbies, interests, or even small things like how our days were. I also mainly play story based RPGs, with some of my favourites being Nier: Automata, Yakuza, RDR2, God of War, and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. I really like jrpgs and enjoy the persona series.
But if you're only interested in NSFW that's perfectly fine too
>Not looking for
Guys, trannies, kids, sellers, cheaters (idc if you're in an open relationship), cucks,
>Kinks/Limits
I'd say my kinks are Outfit control, risky sex, clothed sex, free use, teasing and denial, praise, aftercare, voyeurism.
Limits would be gore, scat, pain, rim, rape, cuck, etc.
Yh ik I'm vanilla for here no need to point it out again
>Contact info
Teleguard: DMLQDTYND
Any other platforms DM me first and I'll add you
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>ASL
22 female bongland
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
To get the cringe shit out of the way; I’m a neet with chronic depression and ptsd who’s living fucking horrifically right now. I have no family and was originally going to post looking for someone to help encourage me to do better in life eg. cleaning more, working out more, reading more etc.
That being said, I used to come here years ago and if the userbase is the same I doubt I’d find anyone that would be up for this without anything sexual in return SO I thought maybe there are other people out there struggling in the same or similar ways that would want to chat and encourage each other
>Not looking for
Anything romantic or sexual
>Contact information
Kik
TimeToBeBetter
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>ASL
19, M, London/East Anglia
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
6'3, 87kg, on a gap year i play rugby, grand strategy map games, and post my nudes on reddit, actually quite proud of this i've got several dick pics over 1k upvotes. i'm quite attractive physically but i never went to parties etc, i got enough stimulation from posting online XD
>Looking for
F near enough my age, although i really don't care about age, someone to film with i suppose.. more broadly just someone who has similar experiences to me that I can talk to about this side of my life.. i mean, i can't really tell anyone irl
>Not looking for
Men? i mean please don't message me if you're trying to suck my cock or something because believe me, in my like 500+ DM requests i've seen it all
>Contact information
u/Unhappy-Dog214 on reddit
@iplayrugby on telegram too
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>ASL
34 M SE
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Apart from abuse, music, gigs, festivals, drugs
>Looking for
Broken little cunts to abuse and push into ruining themselves and use for my entertainment
>Not looking for
Anything healthy
>Contact information
kik steve_b111
TG 7RWMBQ8N5
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Shot in the dark
I'm a 29 year old man, living in Britain, specifically Wales
I like going outside, walking and exploring new places, but I also enjoy spending time indoors, playing videogames and reading
I like people who look after themselves, are interesting and are looking to always be improving themselves/looking for new experiences, Shared interests are nice, however not the most important, it just means you can share your stuff and I can share mine and we both get a kick out of talking about what we enjoy
Physically, I'm slim, average height
If you're interested, add my discord and DM me where you're coming from, and lets see what happens
Picture is North Wales I worked around, is pretty
Discord : panchothe2nd
Trying again because I didn't find what I was looking for, some nice people though
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35m
Fit, tall, handsome, hung, white
Available to train/mentor a sub/slave
I'm American. I travel to the UK sometimes. I have the means to relocate you if that's what you're looking for. Online is okay too.
Telegram: Globaltraveler5
Discord: globaltraveler_
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>ASL
30/M/UK
>About You
Horny Bi UK guy looking to chat about the shit I'm into with people anywhere or the shit you're into if you're also in the UK. Maybe more if it gets there. Tell me that your from the UK thread lmao.
>Into
Horses, Schoolgirl Uniforms, Incest, feet.
>Not Into
Scat, "smelly" like if you like *stinky* feet we fundamentally like feet for a different reason.
>Contact
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20 mtf uk
ugly tranny dogmoder student. looking for music adjacent people or other troons to hangout n go to concerts with but anyone can say hi
i like playing my guitar, history, classics, wetherspoons, fighting games (im shit), guns, and metal gear. my favourite movie of all time is trainspotting and i really wanna get into clay pigeon shooting
disc: willowjak
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M/32/UK
Fat, white, blue eyes, masculine, 6ft, intelligent, caring, introvert.
What I'm looking for and what I offer:
>Fast replies
>Talking for hours every day
>Instant obsession
>No other friends to distract each other
>Serious commitment
>Sincerity, honesty, love
"But that's unreasonable", ok so don't add me. Like for real, don't add me if you can't tick all these boxes. I'm attracted to anyone who can fulfill these requirements. I'd rather be alone than accept anything less than this. Anything less is torture for me.
Discord: solxsolxsol
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>ASL
32/M/Norf
>About you (hobbies, interests, etc.)
Friendless, short, fat, ugly, stoner. Interested in animals, history, old anime, sci-fi and horror movies, documentaries (especially nature docs) and general schizo youtube shit. I'm currently a NEET but haven't always been.
>Looking for
A woman. Someone to build a real connection, someone who is seeking the same. Ideally someone like me (but not required): not very sociable and lacking social skills, self esteem issues etc. I'm down to help each other improve or just rot together.
>Not looking for
Men, rainbow flag people, timewasters, ghosts, underage, gooners, friend collectors or sellers.
>Contact information
disc: sisyphus7253
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23 / F / Domme
BSN Domme student here looking for Inexperienced submissive kinky nerd (preferred foreigner) also based in UK who is willing to fully commit into long term ownership basis. I can host and have lots of kinks to put in the table. I'm not here to waste time or play games. if you're interested, don't hesitate to drop a DM and formally introduce yourself together with your kinks and limits. don't contact me if you're just looking to fool around. I'm here for real and don't even think about sending dick pics you'll likely get block if you do :)
KIK : goddessoflovediane
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>asl
29/M/Bristol/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic
>tag
Captain0ppai
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The biggest and best UK discord server in the world. Come join and shitpost, get freaky, make friends and have your life changed
https://discord.gg/4mHzxw2kdw
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>>34722462
Reading comprehension clearly wasn't taught in whatever shithole school you went to.
You're obviously a newfag, there weren't women posting on here five years ago. This is the most "femanons" that have been posting here in half a decade, they weren't posting in the first place you fucking retard.
Drink bleach.
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Maybe, yeah, dunno what changed besides that. So much rarer to find worthwhile people on this board.
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>ASL
29 / M / UK – West Midlands
>About Me
Chill guy, 5'7, longish hair, beard. Laid-back, but kinda horny.
>Interests
Gaming, walking, TV & movies, video editing, MTG, Warhammer 40K and whatever else catches my attention.
>What I'm Looking For
M, F and anyone in-between. All vibes welcome, I'm pan. Down to chat, but also... I kinda want to suck a dick. Haven't done it before, so seeing what's out there. Just let me know what thread you've added me from.
>What I'm Not Looking For
Very fat, unhygienic people.
>Tag
Discord: tamris
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> asl
22 F US
> Looking for
I'm looking someone horny to have fun and play dirty I like to play with my ass, I have big tits and I love to squirt.
> No looking for
Bored ppls or mets just talk and have fun online
> Contact
Telegram @Andrea557p
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19m sissy fag looking for older daddy/bear/dom to abuse and degrade me. Based in north east. Pic is me. Kik is laurentsimone
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Come say hi
Kik 420highlife69
Tg @toasted69
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36, male, far north of Scotland.
I am an experienced man, I've worked with my hands most of my life, dated and been active in kink in the real world for going on 20 years. I find online culture vapid and transactional and I'm hoping to find someone who can prove me wrong. You might have seen me post before, how I grew up near a large city which exposed me to all the things that make me who I am today, but now live in the middle of nowhere and I miss the unusual people you'd meet and the situations you'd never planned for being the most interesting part of your week. I've spoken to some wonderful people and made some good friends, but I've still not met that someone. Not yet.
I'm looking for someone considerably younger than me, I get a real enjoyment out of passing on experience and nurturing someone in becoming a more well rounded person. Someone who isn't entirely jaded with life yet who hasn't quite found their jumping board to become who they know they can be.
I could write for days about what I enjoy and what I don't but that ruins the fun of getting to know someone, there's enough here to decide whether I'm someone to take the time to talk to or not. Let's be clear we are just two perfect strangers having a conversation, come into this as equals and see what happens.
Discord: Dim_Globe
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25/m/near newcastle
>looking for
northern drummer foid
>not looking for
joey jordison
>about me
northerner
slacker80@proton.me
discord: sad_ember
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20m Scotland ayrshire.
>looking for
In the search for someone in ayrshire (or close) who sells edibles my previous dealer has stopped baking and now me and my mates are stuck without as he was the only one anyone of knew who baked.
the timing kinda sucks as we have a few events coming up and we were hoping to get baked and a few of the group cant smoke for different reasons so we rely on edibles.
>contact
hit me up on telegram and if you are legit we can move to something else.
CakeFlavouredCake
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Anyone have a collection of a British chav girl or similar, for a roleplay I have been asked to do. Need like full collection of her, non-nude, nude, friends and family maybe etc
Can trade my wife and our cuckold videos in return
Telegram - @jj76558
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> asl
22 F US very horny
> Looking for
I'm looking someone horny to have fun and play dirty I like to play with my ass, I have big tits and I love to squirt.
> No looking for
Bored ppls or mets just talk and have fun online
> Contact
Kik: shainat21
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?>ASL
27, Staffordshire, Male
>About me
6ft2,white (apparently that matters?), black hair, brown eyes with glasses... 130kg (fml), Non-NEET dude who lacks a lot of friends because I struggle to socialize, mostly dead after work but try to play games when I'm not a zombie, try to get on with everyone but I have a good track record of pissing people off for existing haha, want to learn to code but struggle learning (I swear I should ask my GP if I'm retarded), want to learn to draw - same issue (pic is something I drew once). Really into my 2000s nostalgia, I still believe that's the best period we achieved as a civilization. Favourite music artist is Avril lavigne (got all her albums on cds), favorite movie is American Pie, favorite game is Little Big Planet (though Class of 09 is a close second). Hobbies or ex-hobbies really... Airsoft, warhammer, yugioh (goat format) and playing my ps3/xbox360. Really want to make friends but again sorry if I am quiet, I really do struggle talking, I'm working on it I swear
>Contact Information
discord: average.kenny
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23 F London / Domme looking for inexperience nerdy submissive guy online or IRL.
Kik : GoddessofloveDiane
Telegram : Alexxxx241
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>ASL
foid, midlands
>looking for
looking to chat w/ people in the military or who know how it works because i have no one to ask. the lads just keep to themselves and i don't learn anything.
women preferred (as ever, lol) but men are ok too.
please teach me about UK military & answer my retarded questions:
biscuitraider420