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>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Hip hop, jazz, r&b, idm, industrial, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, futurepop, downtempo, coldwave, soul, funk, ambient techno, breakbeat, gothic rock, alternative metal, nu metal, deathrock, dub, blues, chillout, deep house, dream pop, shoegaze, big beat, latin alternative, drum and bass, alt-country, electro, mpb, ska, reggae, space rock, samba, video game music, cabaret, sea shanties
>Discord
dwr.gi

>ASL

29 / M / NYC

>About me

I was born in Russia, immigrated to NYC with my family when I was 6.

I work as a programmer, remotely from home.
I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video games

So I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm
introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play
games. Walk my dog.
Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries,
spending a few weeks or a few months in each.

Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.

I have mostly traditional values, and believe in romance.

I like science, history, animals, entrepreneurship, youtube, true
crime, tik tok.

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20 f us

i know this is a long shot but are there any providers in florida? especially near gainesville? i'm looking to relocate there to gain residency and eventually go to college.

looking for more of a roommates situation (i can pay rent) but i wouldn't mind it turning into something if we get along. just have a sense of humor.
phaseeleven

>Status
Provider
>A/S/L
33/M/East coast USA
>bio
Single 6'4 tall white male with a software engineer job who has his own place. hobbies include gaming, gym, hiking, biking, anime, computers etc etc.
>looking for
Neets. message me and we can discuss what I would expect out of you if you were to move in.
discord: coinflipcatt

>Status:
Provider

>asl
26/M/US

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
US southwest not willing to relocate but willing to pay for you to relocate to me

>Contact
Discord user9309

>About me
Hi looking to adopt a neet, to take care of my place while im gone for work and help me do the dishes since i hate doing them.
If you're looking to get out of becoming a neet I'd be more than willing to help so long as you dont try to give up halfway.
To describe myself im an introvert with extroverted tendencies and like doing adrenaline focused activities. hobbies include: gym, hiking, camping, urbex, machining, metalwork, carpentry, sewing,vidya, and cooking.


>Looking for
Maid, Pet

>Anything else
If you have any major allergies please let me know beforehand. Im not great at reading people so being blunt is the best form of communication.

Status:
Provider

Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30/M/Straight

Location and are you willing to relocate:
I'm from the south. Not necessarily tied to living here forever, but would need a compelling reason to leave in the near future.

About Yourself:
I am a White, 6'2, brown eyes VERY DARK brown hair and beard. I work pretty hard to stay in shape and am currently deep into fitness routine for the first time since before COVID, so lots of great self improvement is happening. I'm a high-level corporate employee for a massive company who leads a large team that wears a lot of hats between finance, technology, and operations. I work remotely so I have a lot of availability. I fully own my house and am evaluating other opportunities for investing in property/land at the moment, so space is not an issue for any NEET interested. I'm also a fairly extroverted person so if you like someone with a fair bit of energy and engaging personality I may suit you.

Interests:
I love bad movies, like truly putrid. I play a variety of video games we can talk about, a big nature person love going out into the world and exploring. I'm also massively into the culinary world so if you love food I'm your guy. Also generically sports and competition is always fun.

What you are looking for:
I'd love a female NEET to come into my life who is eager to learn and develop herself or has some idea on a path she wants to go down. I envision myself being a support system for someone who has some ambition or curiosity. I don't care if you work necessarily, but if it was what you'd like I would be happy to support you on the path to becoming income independent. Ideally I'd love something long-term and romantic, but would be happy to just have a reliable presence around me who can support me when things are hectic and maybe someone who is willing to even learn how to run a business long-term to support me in return

>>34718112

disc is bodbingbouyen btw

20 Femboy uk

Looking for owner that plays same video games as me

About me: im paige. Im 6ft0 brown medium hair that I want to grow out more. Average body type not quite slim.i get told I have nice legs and bum.
I am not enjoying life at all. Im very much struggling to have hope. Due to this I will most likley become a clingy mess very early.
video games is my main hobby i sometimes.like to go on walks but thats more in spring and summer. Im.a complete looser and I really need an owner that can help me a better femboy for them.

Video games I play: league of legends, valorant, runescape, siege x, overwatch, I also like aome single player like Mario and zelda oot.

Prefrences: 30+ preferred not needed. Must play some of the games I play or aomyhing free to play we can to together. Prefer men that are controlling and know what they are doing so experience prefered

Kinks and ideas I like: controlled, degrading, online exposure, online humiliation, slight outfit control, some pain, breathplay and some blackmail

Please when you add me wrote an introduction message with asl, games you play, previous experience, maybe a favourite moment when owning someone and a few kinks.

If you do not do thst I'll assume you didnt read for are not serious.

I ama.extremely desperate for a owner and father please if your not serious for long term dont bother trying

Discord: kittenkisses15

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender
20/F/AUS


>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I’d be willing to relocate out of Australia or somewhere else if needed if I am given the money for it
>About me
I like bugs a lot I read about them for fun and also wear a lot of clothing based on them, I draw alot I am an animation student and It would be preferred if I got to continue my studies even if I was else where, I like shooter or horror video games like gears of war, overwatch, dead space and indie horror games. I can clean but I can’t cook but I’d be willing to try. I’m a cold at first I’ve been told but become very affectionate later on if you’re nice to me. I do biking a lot and would enjoy if I got to still do biking if I relocated.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I’m looking for someone nice who’d just be willing to take me in for a bit until I can find a job. I’ve never had sex before but if you want to have sex with me beggars can’t be choosers so I’d do that. I’m in a dangerous situation at the moment in my household and don’t have a lot of options left so I’m desperate

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I’m autistic and have OCD, just a warning I’d prefer if your house had basic hygiene but again beggars can’t be choosers. I’m giving myself a month or two before I move out and things escalate. Sorry about the lack of time to sort things out

>contact

Discord: .gjost

>>34718435
Not accepting invites

>>34718456
Sorry, it should be fixed now

>ASL
20 / F / USA
>About You
Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3
>Into
Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them)
also won big on betting recently
>Not Into!!!
Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess
>Discord
9tbf

I'm white

>>34718435
how come you aged down from last year? last january you were 22 and now you're supposedly 20. very weird indeed.

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>ASL
19/F/USA

>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we've established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.

>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who do not live in the USA, people not looking for a serious long-term relationship, people who dont want to have children, NEETS

>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it

>Discord
clevercassie

>>34715829
Are there any trans girls willing to consider housing another tgirl?
Im desperate and i dont feel safe around cis people anymore

>ASL
24 / F / EU

>About me
I'm planning on relocating to a more affordable country.

After working for a few years and saving a considerable amount I realized I want to retire whenever it's possible. Buy a house and just live a quiet life with a partner. I want to live in a country where the currency is weaker and have some plans in mind already. I just don't have the person yet. I figured here could be someone with similar plans and maybe could shoot my shot.

I value security a lot. So my main goal is have financial stability and some degree of location freedom (in case our country becomes unstable we could have PR/citizenship somewhere else).

I don't smoke, don't drink and have a somewhat healthy lifestyle so I want someone similar.

I'm not white and I'm left-leaning. Although on an individual level I carry myself in a "traditional" way on what is expected of women (I like doing housework and dressing feminine for example).

>Looking for:
You should have enough savings, maybe you're the person who has savings but not enough to retire in your country, or on your own.

Preferably you should have a job, even better if a remote job.

Someone who doesn't want kids.

I want someone who would enjoy doing charity or opensource work.

I will not share specific information unless you explain enough about your life and you're willing to take action.

>Contact
neetgirlthrowaway@proton.me

>>34720014
>Someone who doesn't want kids
once you start hitting the wall, that attitude's gonna change real fast

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Check out Mercia, it's our server, we are trying to make a small but active community and friend group. it's for those interested in politics, history, art, the occult, philosophy, aesthetics, etc.. to discuss any topic freely. We don't care what you believe in or where you're from so long as you aren't easily offended by politically incorrect banter and discussions.

No gooners
Nobody under 18.

https://discord.gg/D3Ek9zq2TN

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
Late 30's/M/Straight/White guy
Interests include vidya (i love rogue lites and co-op stuff like Risk of Rain/Helldivers/Monster Hunter), anime enjoyer, getting into photography, bit of a homebody, love cooking (mexican food is my fav to make), getting back into shape and taking daily walks. No kids & don't want
Contact info: vidyaandfinedining_43075
vidyaandfinedining@proton.me

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas, no. I've got my own place to myself

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Relationship / live in gf, FWB
It's been a while since I've had someone to share everyday experiences with and I miss cooking for two. I work from home and it would be nice to have someone to help out with house work. Would prefer you had anime or vidya as a common hobby, were at least mid 20's (closer my age the better). I can travel within reason to help you move if needed. Preferably we hang out online a few times before meeting in person

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Deal breakers: entirely mentally unstable, hard drug use (weed and alc are fine)
Please leave your asl and a meme on the add message :)

43/m/provider

Looking for a travel companion.

I retired early and move country to country on tourist visas. Usually stay around 90 days, sometimes do a border run, sometimes just move on. Rent an apartment, keep costs low, enjoy whatever’s local.

Places include Albania, Dominican Republic, Bosnia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Romania, Georgia, Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Belize, Colombia, Mexico, etc. Open to other low cost-of-living countries.

You just need a passport. I cover everything else.

Contact: mast3r0fc01nz@proton.me

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-Provider / NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
24/M/Bi
About Yourself + Contact Info
NEET with sleeping problems, on disability (for anxiety/depression/adhd). I like video games, mecha, furry/kemono, jrpgs, pokemon, monster hunter, minecraft.
hyakushiikii on discord.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Ontario. Can only relocate within Ontario because of my disabilitybux.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
A roommate or someone I can rent a room from in April/May to July/August maybe longer it depends.
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I don't have a car or a license so I would need help moving my stuff.

>>34720947
Is that you, boatanon?

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neet 23 us

i like programming and im trying to get
a remote job doing that

my living situation is bad and am looking for place to stay or dating

xxyyvn

>>34721550
No sorry, not that anon

>>34720947
Some info I should have included in my first post:

Why look here? Been around here almost since launch, so yeah, over 20 years. It’s a weird place, but 4chan has been there through boredom, life implosions, and everything in between. I’m more normie than some, but if I had to label myself, I’m definitely a 4chan weirdo.

I’ve debated making a post like this for about six months. Most AAN threads feel exploitative one way or another, so expectations are low. Best-case scenario is finding a small group of like-minded people who enjoy traveling and can actually disappear for 90+ days at a time. Everyone I know IRL is locked into jobs, kids, or both.

To be clear up front: I’m not looking for a sexual partner. Sex tourism exists everywhere already; that’s not what this is about. I’m mentioning it because we’ve all seen how gross some AAN posts get, and this isn’t that. This is strictly platonic. M/F, orientation, etc. do not matter, only vibes.

The honest intent here is positive. Whether it’s someone escaping a bad situation, someone needing space to reset, or someone who just genuinely enjoys travel, I’m trying to put something good out there. I don’t need the money from my pension, so I’d rather share the opportunity with a few people who appreciate it.

About my situation: former military, medically discharged, full pension just over $4k/month. That’s plenty for two people to live very comfortably in the countries I visit. I also worked in tech afterward and have a very comfy nest egg I don’t touch. Budget would be handled openly and fairly; cheap country means more fun money for both of us.

If the world goes sideways again (COVID-style), I also have a 4 bed / 3 bath house in the Midwest US. Lower level is basically its own private space minus kitchen and laundry.

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>>34722244
Gross.

>>34720947
is there any specifics you'd like included if one were to reach out?

>>34722762

Your basic info and any questions you have is probably a good place to start. If you post here copy/paste that if you'd like.

The truth is we may be the only English speakers we encounter for periods of time, so being able to just talk is pretty important.

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>Status: Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I am a 24 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in the 321 area code, close to central Florida.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking to provide. I have recently moved in to a 2 bed 2 bath apartment and have found myself feeling lonely. I would like some company and would be willing to clothe and feed you. The situation would be friends or roommates, infrequently with benefits if that's fine by you. All I ask of you is that you be gentle and supportive. Add me and I can show you what I look like and tell you more about myself, my tag on discord is "dunerider." (with the period)

pic rel will be your other roommate

>>34722471
rofl that's fucking disgusting. God why are they like this?

>>34720454
I can't fathom people who just want to throw their lives away like that. Having kids is the best thing in life.

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>>34715829
posting for someone else. inb4 simp, no i have someone else i'm interested in. just helping a friend

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
- neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
- bi cis woman but I prefer men. Im 28
- About Yourself + Contact Info
- autistic weeb. J-pop enjoyer. My contacts are fluffyfuwafluffers on discord and chickn3@proton.me. I live in Southern California. I love vtubers such as hololive and neurosama

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
- Willing to relocate in u.s and Canada.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
- an open relationship or open marriage with my adopter is fine, but I’ll take anything at this point.

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
- nothing comes to mind so I’ll leave this as N/A

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>>34723822
>extremely long archive history of being a mid-/late-30s gay male pedophile that is ban-on-sight in nearly every 4chan adjacent discord server
Have your "friend" post timestamped pictures of your cervix, chickn

>>34722459
Livin the dream. Hell, I'm completely mobile and could go off grid any time; I'd be tempted to start a bromance and I'm also a guy in my 40s.

Don't need it though. Still good where I'm at. Maybe have a neetwife soon in a little house in the middle of nowhere if things keep working out.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
26, f, straight

>About Yourself + Contact Info
idk. not looking for hookups or a live-in maid situation. seeking ride or die love as the world collapses

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
us, yes

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
love

>discord
pig3ons

>>34728484
I get you are a girl so you feel like you can get away with anything, but my god give some basic info about yourself. Also to EVERYONE, for location stop just putting US. The US is a big fucking country and people want to know if you are on the other side of it or not, you don't have to give your city.

Hi, My name is Emily.
I'm a shy puppy girl looking for an abusive owner to shape and mold her. Very few limits and really open to anything. Hoping to be fully broken and molded. Into heavy degradation/ humiliation and willing to go through bodily changes.
kik: emym0ore

>>34728585
White girls have been so brainfucked into stupidity by jewish crime podcasts they honestly think narrowing their location down to even a single state will get them abducted by a serial killer.

>>34720454
>>34723797
You tradcucks are so funny with how easily triggered you always are.

>>34729357
I've broken up with more than one girl for whom "doesn't want kids" was an important dealbreaking factor in us getting/staying together, because after a few years they started to change their mind on the subject.

I don't think it's "tradcuck" so much as just recognizing a common pattern as childless women's fertility wanes.

>>34728855
Eh, somebody in the server recently doxxed themself pretty bad by reposting pics from their "business" social media account with all their full slave name identity and professional contact info.
No one has shown any interest in abducting them, though, serial killer or otherwise.

>>34729461
was about to say, there's always 1 autist with rainbolt level skills out there who goes "ah well that fence is point north next to this building, which can only be found at University of [whatever] so she must be a student there"
> be me
> dated some girl a long time ago for a few years (long story)
> her ex bf found my place based on her insta post and had to call the cops on him

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>>34715829
>asl
19/mtf/us

>Status:
neet

>about me
hi, im a broke femcel loser who recently got unhoused. im pan and from the northeast. i rot all day either playing video games or just nothing, im consistently sweaty and smelly (but in a girl way) and i have no friends. oh and also i like skateboarding and looking at microbes under a microscope :33

>looking for
lonely weirdos with no self esteem, old men with too much money, and general outcasts from society (i think theyre cute)

>not looking for
girls(icky), arians

>contact
dc: nomad.mp3

I probably don't belong here, but I'll throw my shot.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider / Semi-Provider
Basically I can completely provide for someone, but it's not entirely what I'm looking for. I'm hoping to find someone who's more starting out, and I can provide for you while you get your life going or you're going through studies. And once you're good we can act more as equals.
However I am pretty open if we click if you're looking for a more stay at home role.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
30/M/US, TX.
straight, not interested in trans.

>About Yourself
Without going into a ton of details, I'm someone that likes to try various new hobbies and learn to skills as they randomly happen to grab my interest. I like keeping active, and if you're living with me I'd expect we'd casually go play some casual sports in like the neighborhood parks.
Other than that I do like drawing, and like anyone on 4chan I'm also a gamer and manga reader.
I also have a dog.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas, I'd prefer that if someone is interested they're local and we would be able to meet up plenty of times before jumping in to anything. I am in one of the big 4 cities though.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking for a relationship, preferably with someone who doesn't have a ton of relationship/sexual experience either.
I'm more specifically looking for a younger girl, in the 18-mid 20s, who's got that more introverted energy going. I'm not much a degenerate, so I don't like people who do drugs or are too wild and things of that nature.

>Contact Info
Discord - litz_58657

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>>34729357
>being a natalist is now considered "trad"
lmao, do zoomzooms really?

>>34730772
>autist with rainbolt level skills
More like "right click, search by image" level skills.

Does anyone need some love?
I have some extra I'm not currently using and would like to share it with someone who needs it.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Neet
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
22, F, hetero.
I simply want someone to buy me food/groceries and get to know me; I don't consider myself bad company. It can be exclusively food if you wish; I can show you the receipts and all that, and Uber Eats gift cards are fine. Unfortunately, I am mentally ill, so I am on medication and I pay for all of that with my neetbucks, along with therapy. I don't have anything serious, and I know how to behave. I'm a very shy and introverted girl, but I know how to express myself. I like autistic stuff, vidya, especially JRPGs, and I collect plushies.
I want to share my day-to-day life with someone : 3
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Mexico, yes
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Whatever

>Discord
ssswwsss_

>>34736159
this poster is trying to involve you in her feeder fetish without your informed consent: >>34710534

>>34736190
and

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>>34736258
smoking the reefer

>>34736190
>without your informed consent
bro

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M27 EU
Why is it so difficult to find a complete loser doesn't leave her room needs constant attention codependent neet wife who will play games and watch anime with me?

I will quite literally let you stay at home and provide for you and we can play games together.
Distance doesn't matter, I will fly you out.

Im genuinely serious.

Discord: theseaofshrimp_79892

>>34715829
Worth a shot.

>Status
Provider
>ASL
24/M/JP
>About yourself
American, living alone. My BMI is on the lighter side of normal, I look average. I like philosophy, electronics, and all things compsci. I'm otherwise kinda boring.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Japan, I cannot move, but willing to help relocate you.
>Looking for
Relationship/FWB, female/femcels. A new friend to do stuff with if nothing else.
>Not looking for
Druggies or those already in a relationship.

soc.subtly535@passinbox.com

was there a neet that moved from ohio to GA recently within the last two years? can we talk

>>34740244
wua3746@proton.me

>>34715829
>Status
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
21/M/Bi (but I'm only gay for like REALLY feminine guys who pass and don't have hair on them and have a flat tummy with wide hips)
>About Yourself
Autistic retard who wants someone to help him make his own cartoon/comic about uhhh... I have no idea, i just threw a bunch of esoteric concepts, shit i thought was cool and my own projections together
I don't have knowledge about philosophy, sociology, religions, psychology and arts but im told I sound like I do, and I only do because of reductive information
>Boards
/co/, /vp/ (formerly), /x/ (formerly), /lit/, /tg/ (formerly)
>Favourite /co/slop
Spongebob (Seasons 1-3), KND, The Maxx, Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, MLAATR, Ben 10, Phineas and Ferb, FoP (Seasons 1-5), Generator Rex, PPG, Batman: Brave and the Bold, HorseFiles
>Other slop
Panty and Stocking, PvZ, Psychonauts, Serious Sam, Sakamoto Days, Transformers, Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, Pizza Tower
>Other slop I didn't really consume
Max Stirner, Deleuze and Gauttri, Watchmen (or comics in general desu), Persona, Nietzsche, Camus, Tao Te Ching, Carl Jung, Hegel
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am but the thing is that it's gonna be quiet the process considering I live in the fucking middle east
>Looking for:
I take anyone who can serve me as I could entertain them. Maid, FWB, Relationships are Optional pipe dreams
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I'm autistic (diagnosed by jews) and demotivated af, also I'd rather you wouldn't be authoritarian or a massive leftie
>Contact Info
'cord - baselordisblaster

>>34740321
>wua3746@proton.me
i emailed you

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
24F straight
poemdebt@proton.me
BBW white woman, average intelligence, decent cook, i like to read, watch movies, anime, i spend more time with my internet friends than i do my irl.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Fl, yes
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Looking for relationship. I will cook and clean and housewife in exchange for you providing for me. Someone who wants kids is a requirement. Living in a rural area would be a huge plus. I have a cat, he comes with me.

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27m/gay/USA
>me
- 6'3 submissive east african strict bottom
- kissless virgin
- not femboy, would be into crossdressing if ur into it
- not that masculine
- been told i have a cute face
- semi autistic (not actually autistic, but being a hermit for many years has made me lose many of my social skills, can be regained)
- not close with family, only mom
- fav films: clockwork orange, true romance, barry lyndon, the shining (yes, obsessed with kubrick)
- anime: bleach, naruto, mob psycho 100, dr stone, kill la kill, parasyte, aot, demon slayer, fma brthrhood, hxh, og drgnball, dbz, steins gate
>looking
- any race cis male top (strict tops, max age 35), not overweight, with a handsome face and a big dick (7 inches + and super thick + big balls) who is looking for a serious long term relationship that will end up in marriage (no big wedding, we elope).
- im super into getting treated like a bitch, bred, male impregnation. i like worshipping big dick and big balls. i have a small dick (5.5 inches) so i'm into small penis humiliation. if ur into raceplay, i don't mind. it's kind of hot. as long as u understand that actual racism is cringe, i can roleplay with u. full kink list attached
- very into cuddling and kissing
- be patient with me because i'm new to all this. i'm currently a bit overweight and dieting so i will be uncomfortable showing u pictures of my body until like may or so. but i will show u my face up front as soon as u message me. but until im ready to send u full body pics, we will just be getting to know each other
- u don't have to be perfect. u don't have to have ur shit together, cause i sure don't. u don't have to be rich. i just ask for trust, loyalty, stability, and that u strive to be better every day. as long as u accept me for my shortcomings, i will accept u.
- we will meet in person if we hit it off.
>no
MAGA

>discord
illmatic992

must send me ur face when u first message me.

>ASL
36/M/Michigan

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-provider or Provider under certain arrangements

>About me
Pretty boring, work, come home, be lazy and watch Netflix or play games

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Female applicants only, under 30. Relationship can be anything, it will be discussed

>Contact
looking_for_neet@proton.me
Send asl in message,

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
telegram and discord: mcboots

>>34740429
ignores emails

>>34737130
>bro
sis

>Status: Provider

>ASL: 34 / M / West Coast USA

>About me
East asian, very successful (mostly due to my family's business haha)
I own a beachfront house in Southern California, but I don't live there for most of the year.

>Looking for
Long-term!
A nice, organized, and ideally attractive female (Asian / White preferred) to live in and take care of the house throughout the year, who is open to spending time and acting as a GF for the few weeks/months that I stay there.
I will also provide you with monthly $ for food and whatever else you need.

>Not looking for
You must not have a criminal history or history of drug abuse.
I don't care if you bring friends over, but respect my property/furniture.

>Contact
dev1004@proton.me

Status: NEET
Sex, Age, Sexuality: mtf, 20, bi
Location: St Paul, Minnesota. willing to relocate.
Looking for: lost my job as of today, i got like $5 in my bank account and feel like im not gonna be able to hold down a job in my life. i have no meaningful education (outside of a high school diploma) or any useful experience. i got a 2bd apartment rn but like. i dont think im ready for having an apartment. im looking for someone who wants me to move in with them. i can do chores and embrace housewife or whatever i guess.
Extra info: idk i feel like doing this would be more fun that dying, maybe you can fix her(me). i enjoy playing video games and weed and consuming media, i like practicing my guitar or fooling around with whatever tech stuff i have like my raspberry pi or a Linux distro. im not able to pass as a girl i think, haven't done any voice training and have no experience with makeup other than lipstick or painting my nails. hopefully this is appealing to someone.

>>34745076
Faggot

>>34745094
ok what are you gonna do about it? suck my fat cock?

>>34736190
the other people are gonna clown on you, but I genuinely appreciate this, anon. Consent still matters, and it's fucked up and shitty even one someone with tits does it. You did the right thing. Don't let 4chan retards let you think otherwise.

>Status:
Semi-Neet
>Sex / Gender / Age / Sexuality:
30/F/Bisexual
>General Location
South Carolina - Not looking to relocate right now maybe in a few years due to just getting my home
>Looking For
I’m open to different arrangements depending on mutual fit, including a provider partnership or compatible household arrangements. Any living arrangement would only be considered after getting to know each other over time and having clear expectations, boundaries, and structure in place.
>Not Looking For
Anyone under the age of 25, short term arrangements, pressure to rush into living together, unstable behavior, impulsive, or chaotic situations, disrespect toward my boundaries, my children, or my widowhood, “Go with the flow” or no plan dynamics.
>About Me / Expectations:
I’m a widowed single mom living independently in my own home. I’m not looking to rush into living with anyone, and I’m very intentional about safety, compatibility, and stability especially because I have children. I value consistency, emotional maturity, and clear communication. It’s important to me that there is complete transparency from the very first conversation, no secrets, no guessing games, and no mixed signals. I’m not interested in drama, impulsive situations, or unsafe dynamics. I prefer slow, honest, and straightforward discussions before anything practical is considered, and I’m selective about who I allow into my home and my life. If you value patience, structure, mutual respect, and intentionality, we’re more likely to align.
>Interests
I like dark, awkward humor (Nathan For You), and I’m into indie horror games like Fears to Fathom. I love atmospheric, surreal storytelling like Twin Peaks and The X-Files are forever favorites. I also enjoy thrifting, decorating my home, occasional gaming, creating music playlists, and quiet nights in just as much as the occasional outing. I prefer structure and intention over chaos.
>Discord
thriftypleaseplanet

>>34746883
Did you convince/trick some guy into knocking you up and then murder him?

>>34746883
whats a 30 y/o widow doing on 4chan, aan no less

>>34747833
Why do you need to comment dumbshit? If it doesn’t align just read and move on.

>>34745076
can we see some ass

>>34747893
Well don't copy paste your ad in every thread dumb shit. Just read the thread and move on

>>34746883
pretty sure this is that delusional entitled cunt who will block you for not immediately doxing yourself at the beginning of the conversation.

>>34745076
why post an ad like this without providing contact info

>>34747893
but she's right lol. you are a 30 year old mother posting an ad on a forum with cock rate threads. no one you are looking for will read your wants here. be an adult, get your shit together, and get on a dating app or something and meet someone normal.