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Canada Thread - Erotic Entrepreneurs Edition, Eh Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)20:58:11 No.34727567 [Reply]▶
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Post leads/ads and reviews. Include age, sex, and location
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25F in Ottawa-Gatineau area
Novelty Services:
Naughty Maid - I will clean your home while wearing lingerie, no top, or no clothes at all; you get to watch and interact a little
Stimulating Masseuse - I will arouse and relax you with a full body massage; I can be naked, too
Unconventional Fitness Trainer - I will motivate you to exercise with erotic rewards and "funishments"
Sexy Yoga Instructor - I will teach you dirty mindfulness and bodyfulness techniques through naked yoga sessions
Goddess/Domme - I will make you useful as my submissive by training you in how to worship me properly
Nyotaimori - I will be a pretty platter for your tasty treats; guests can touch my naked body and eat the snacks off me with their mouths
Pet - I will be your puppy, kitten, or vixen; you can train me to be man's best friend
Doll/Toy - I will be your plaything; you can dress me, undress me, get me to perform actions, and even make noises if you touch me in the right ways
I go all out, and you can go all in ;)
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Why do black women think this type of hair looks nice? It looks like cheap plastic, Id rather fuck a bald bitch or someone with a head wrap. And if someone was to pay to fuck a whore why would it be some ugly black bitch.
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>ASL
33/M/519 (but the northern half where nobody lives)
>Aboot me
White, 6'2", probably autistic, definitely fat, main interests are boomer/grandboomer music and Nintendo/Square Enix vidya, old people seem to like me for some reason
>Looking for
A lass who'd be up to chat, ideally not a total normie but still at least somewhat mentally stable (big ask, I know)
>Not looking for
I'm not against talking to dudes so long as it's nohomo, but to be completely honest I find it much harder to motivate myself to keep a conversation going with guys
>Contact
Discord: Moi.jpg
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>ASL
32, Male, Ontario
>About
Tall white man. Enjoy Photography, Nintendo/Sega games, and Sci-Fi on top of other standard shit like TV or Music.
>Looking for
Women to bond with. Dating if we can meet up in Toronto but otherwise trying to make more woman friends.
>Not looking for
Men
>Contact
Discord: sneakybeat
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>I'm not against talking to dudes so long as it's nohomo, but to be completely honest I find it much harder to motivate myself to keep a conversation going with guys
I get it man. Tried making male friends here before getting closer to my Server Bros which covered my dude quota and it just feels fucking weird. Male brain isn't built to bond with another man with 1 on 1 internet chats. I've met women with 1/4th as much in common with me as some dudes yet long chats with them feels 1000x more natural.
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34/male/Toronto area
>me
I'm White and I work for the railroad (in signalling. I don't drive the trains, although I do work on their remote control systems). I was working on a video game but I have decided to take the small-scoped-games pill and have set aside the original game I was working on and am going to make a much smaller and simpler version of it first. I like history, especially ancient Greek / Roman and Victorian age history, although I've lately been watching Gates of Kilikien's Chinese history series. Basically I'm a chud.
>looking for
Women to talk to, provided you either want to meet up in person or live very far away.
>not looking for
In all honesty I'll talk to anyone for at least one (1) conversation provided they aren't really obnoxious right out the gate.
>discord
whatamidoing0000
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The others get flooded too (I took a look through Australia's thread and it also had this problem) but not as fast or hard. I think the thread just being flat out started by prostitutes is a new low that the other countries haven't sunk to.
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35/m/403
looking for someone to have some fun with, play some video games, watch some movies, make out like teenagers relive the good times
discord: sneakymess. (with the period)
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This thread is awful but oh well
>>A/S/L
30/M/Canada QC
>>About Me
Physically, 6'1, short brown hair, beard, glasses, green eyes, average/skinny build. Mentally, I'm cursed with dysthymia, anxiety and low ambition. Otherwise I'm a nerdy hikineet who likes computers, retro vidya, TCGs, space, writing poetry, animals and many other things.
>>Looking For
Woman, around my age or younger than me, who I can connect with, either through hobbies, values or state of being. I want someone who I can be a shut-in with and just live a chill, comfortable life with little obligations. I don't care if you're weird. Let's just hold hands while we wait for the inevitable end of our pointless lives. A comforting and loyal presence.
>>Not Looking For
Highly political attitude, too much ambition in life, the desire to procreate, substance abuse (drugs, alcohol, cigarettes), tattoos, piercings, a history of sexual promiscuity (casual sex or absurdly high number of past relationships). I'm very straight edge, if you even feel "neutral" about any of these things, you're wasting your time adding me.
>>Discord
otomustam
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> asl
F 23 horny
> About me
I like to have fun, meet new friends and play while I'm horny with my pussy and ass
> Looking for
Someone to talk or have fun to have fun together, no, meetings only online.
> Not looking for
Bored ppls
> Contact
Telegram @Andrea557p
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>asl
22 m toronto bi
>interests
music, gaming, history, tv, movies, fitness, outdoors, travel
>looking for
girls, mtf, femboys, anyone that lives in the GTA, new friends, people to hangout with. open to more
>discord
jelqingjedi
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>ASL
26 M Edmonton 780
>Aboot me
White 6ft Muscley dad bod with tattos, 10 years of being a Dom, big into bdsm and other kinky stuff
>Looking for
Sub girl 18-35ish, its okay if you don't have experience I can teach you, just need to be willing to try new things and be a good girl.
>Not looking for
Men/trannies/cross
>Contact(burners, if I like you will send real ones)
Discord: snoppygdog_95697
Kik: SnopyyDog
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This is my first time on the thread. Not sure what I expected it to look like, but I don't think it was this. Here goes nothing!
>ASL
22, Male, Ontario
>Me
5'11 with brown eyes and matching sorta messy hair. I'm somewhat skinny, but have a pudge belly and butt. I like going on early morning walks, sometimes for amateur photography or to record my voice using my camera. My dorkier interests would be story-driven games, worldbuilding and tabletop stuff. I have pretty bad memory, so I record a lotta stuff via a series of personal notes
>Do want
To meet Canadians! I'm not overly picky. Most of the people I've gotten to know have been from other countries, so it would be nice to meet others from the same state as me
>No want
Please don't be creepy or pushy
>Contact
discord: coneycanine
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Hmu if u recognize chriskh167
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18 m van
8 inch teen dom down for any meetups but cant host myself
Kik: jonsnow9973
Tele: Y7CUW4Q85
Disc: hxnggooner_16654
Snap: s256682
Twt : @barry4598861212
Telegram: jonsnow2029
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>32/m/Sask
looking for girls who want to chat or voice, but I'm open to adding dudes who want to friend, especially if you want to trade, either 3d or 2d. Bonus points if you live near here
goldboyz01
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>asl
29, troon, GTA (covered in scars, oopsies!!)
>looking for
Troons and cool men/women chasers to be friends with or date or go get hotpot with, play vidya with, hang out with
>not looking for
People who are too normal or too much younger than me. Older is okay:)
I grew up on 4chan and am a weird stupid tranny:p looking for similar people!
Discord:
punishedangel2
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>ASL
24/M/613
>About/Looking for
NEET shut-in looking for friends! I don't go outside much bc I have nobody to go places with, but I would like to have a friend to do that with. Also a gaming friend would be nice (apex, minecraft, monster hunter, etc...). I'll be moving to the GTA in the fall so looking for friends there too. Also might get "kicked out" before then so if someone is looking for a roommate I can help pay rent so lmk!!
>Contact
hyakushiikii on discord
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>asl
23 mtf toronto
>interests
artsy films, classic lit, jrock, baking
>looking for
idk yet! talk to me, open to things :P help me get more hrt and ill love u forever
>not looking for
Complete fucking creeps
>Discord
daibanana123