quit gooning and help me find true love

>>34738424
>where do i find a japanese salaryman type guy?
i'm not an expert, but i guess in japan

>>34738455
yeah clearly... but im a broke shut-in :( if i cant go to japan, and i dont speak japanese, what are my options? i can use a translator and join japanese servers i guess? and speak VERY primitively. but this guy... i dont think he would BE in discord servers. how am i supposed to find my chronically offline soulmate if i can't travel to his home country...

>>34738483
Get sex trafficked into a yakuza ran club perhaps

>>34738483
You can find them in Japan, speaking Japanese and nothing else

>>34738501
omg like in the hit video game series yakuza?? waow... can i get trafficked into majima-san's club

>>34738502
when all else fails i can just speak english with a heavy japanese accent and hope my handsome wageslave understands

>>34738424
Why are you even interested in this particular archetype in particular ? What is it that you're seeking in such a partner

I'm 24 and an Asian American. All I do is work, go to the gym, cook and eat dinner, shower, and go to sleep at like 9pm. I did play videogames/watch anime, but that was mostly in college. My salary isn't too bad. I can give you a lavender marriage adjacent experience, with like... A so-so allowance. We can even have separate rooms. You just have to be pretty for the few moments I do see you, and preferably not be the most evil wasian and/or korean to ever exist.

>>34738589
She is looking for money, like every woman

>>34738616
Well what if this was someone rich that also happened to be a nerd

>>34738424
nigga said "hobbyslave" has to be ragebait

>>34738651
not to mention
>not an indian larping as an asian
Like your dumbass can be racist against brown people all you want but geographically, India is in Asia. Americans stay catching the retarded at geography allegations, it’s embarrassing honestly.

>>34738424
i've met a couple of them in VRChat, unironically my favourite kind of people.
"late 20s salaryman that may throw himself off a building any day but he's still chill" is an amazing archetype.
that being said, they don't ever actually speak english, so yeah. unlucky.

>>34738701
ALSO there's a niche for japanese vtubers that do erotic audio, the public for that is almost entirely that kind of person unironically.
not very asexual though.

ok i cant tag you guys because it thinks im spamming so ill quote your comments

"why are you interested in this archetype in particular"
it's a long story... ill drop my discord if anyone has tips on finding one of these elusive guys

"im 24 and an asian american. all i do is..."
no i want true love not a lavender marriage

"she is looking for money, like every woman"
false, im the rich one lol. id date a broke guy or even one in debt if he fit this description. i dont care about money, looks, height (as long as he isnt shorter than me, im 150cm) etc, just as long as he fits the description

"well what if this was someone rich who also happened to be a nerd"
i wouldn't date him, i don't care about money and i wouldn't date a nerd

"said 'hobbyslave', has to be ragebait"
nope!

"india is in asia"
im aware india is in asia! time for an english lesson. words have denotations and connotations, asian has a denotation (a literal meaning) of someone from asia but a connotation (a commonly understood cultural meaning) of an east asian. when someone says asian, they mean east asian, and we all know that they mean east asian!

"i've met a couple of them in vrchat" where the hell do you meet them tell me NOW i downloaded that vrchat translation app. vrchat is kind of nerd shit but not for asian people as far as im concerned... especially when they dont use otaku avatars. WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

same guy
i could catch so many salarymen holy but they wouldnt be asexual so not my type of guy

MY POST IS NOT SPAM LET ME SEND IT :(

>>34738873
>where
unfortunately i've run into most of them by coincidence. there's a few worlds where normies hang out like in language exchange places but thats probably not a good place to look, usually its just in specific japanese worlds i cant remember rn.
most of them i got introduced to when i met a japanese person at a bar world, Midnight Bar, they're a NSFW vtuber so a lot of her friends happened to be that type of person
literally one of the only japanese person i met in that place though.

just have godly luck i guess idk

plus it'd be kind of hard to catch one of these, from my experience they log on very rarely. only "nerds" would be in vrchat a bunch.

>>34738881
loser salaryman with no life or hobbies drools everywhere
unfortunately being into a vtuber is kind of?? nerd shit even though its normalized there... and especially an nsfw one...
but i believe that my dream salaryman lies in wait somewhere
hes dreaming of his shut-in asian american girl
my luck has been pretty shit recently so i might be due for a blessing. thank you

>>34738905
i believe in you, girl with extremely weird taste in men
godspeed o7

There are a lot of rich girls on /soc/ or they're all lying.

>>34738907
I LOVE YOU BASED ANON

>>34738930
the other ones are lying, i dont believe any girl on 4chan is real especially the conservative ones... but the trannies are prob real lol. my family is rich (so i get to spend a lot more than other people) and im likely going to inherit a lot of money, im a sick shut-in unemployed online schooler though so i dont have any personal money right now, but when i graduate im aiming for the top!!! gonna make my own fortune hehe

>>34738873
okay actually i'll bite, is there any chance you could actually explain what's got you interested in this archetype? is this going to be a lot more boring than it actually sounds?

>>34738948
i hope this isn't too boring...

i'm not attracted to nerds or feminine guys at all, but i'm also not attracted to super masculine guys. i'm into average guys. average looks, average height, average intelligence, average income, average everything. i like them as boring and uninteresting as possible. the kind of guy that's always been overlooked by everyone, the kind of guy that most think is replaceable. because to me... they're the most interesting kind of guy out there. because to me... i could never replace him.

think about it! i mean, you could find whatever guy you wanted anywhere, but a guy like that? come on. now, if this guy was passionate about anything, even a family member, i always lose interest... i don't like guys who have an interest in anything, or have preferences about ANYTHING. yes, even music. yes, even having a genuine favorite color or favorite food or favorite anything! i'm not into that at all, and especially not nerds or geeks of any kind. i like normal, apathetic guys, who can't bring themselves to care about anything. i like guys who eat, sleep, work, maybe drink? and that's all. they don't look forward to anything, don't have any hopes or dreams... they were all crushed years ago. that's my kind of guy.

when they don't look forward to anything, when they put everyone to sleep at the morning meeting, when they get ignored by everyone walking by... that's the kind of guy that i like. i know that everyone thinks that a woman would never go for a guy like that, that we all want 6'7" muscly alpha chads with a 12" cock and a 7 figure salary... it's not true. i'd be content living in a shitty apartment with my handsome salaryman for the rest of my life.

people can get better jobs. people can work out. these days, people can even get surgery. but the one thing that people cannot do is change. deep down, we'll always be the same, won't we? and if marriage is meant to be until death do us part, then i'd like my salaryman.

>>34739062
then why did you come to 4chan? the part of the internet where you would be the least likely to find someone like that

>>34739071
silly goose! i know they wouldn't be on here, and my guy certainly wouldn't be.

i'm asking where i could find him, since people on 4chan know stuff like that.

>>34739075
well a lot of the seemingly normal salarymen are into idols and vtubers as they use those to cope with loneliness so you would want a "normal" guy who also wouldn't have a coping mechanism for his loneliness?

>>34739062
huh. so its not even an "i can fix him" sort of deal... honestly i think your best choice is literally going out to bars or something, i guess people dont really start conversations with random ass people in bars but i do and it usually goes well. except for the part that people so often feel like they literally have no interests or hobbies.
go get in them post-work friday bar hangouts i guess, but that also feels unlikely
it still feels like your best chance is unironically serendipity

>i know that everyone thinks that a woman would never go for a guy like that
no gender isnt a thing here, its more like that just sounds like a boring person to me. idk if i cant form a conversation with someone about something i kind of struggle getting close to them.

i still lowkey respect it though? there's something in there. it doesnt make sense but there's something.

>>34739077
I could tolerate a coping mechanism but I wouldn’t tolerate one that’s both parasocial and weeb shit lmao

>>34738424
Japan

>>34739111
then you're gonna have a REAL tough time with a japanese salaryman

>>34739082
>huh. so it’s not
OF COURSE IT’S NOT. “i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can love him how he is.

>best chance is unironically serendipity
born to stay a shut-in forced to travel to Japan to find my soulmate passed out drunk on the streets

>sounds like a boring person
i get that but im such a yapper like. i used to work at a nursing home and id ask the residents questions about their lives because id be genuinely interested. and even if we don’t talk… we could just hang out you know? spam stickers at each other. just be together. he would listen to me talk… it sounds peaceful.

>lowkey respect it
THANK YOU THANK YOU. based anon.

>doesn’t make sense but there’s something
i get that a lot i think it’s just my untreatable schizophrenia. Thank you though it was fun writing that

>>34739116
real men thug it out. or go off the deep end and get institutionalized idk that’s what I did

>>34738424
>I want a man with no strange interests, obsessions, or weird kinks
>like the japanese
sorry op. I tick a lot of those boxes but I like gardening and hitting girls

>>34739137
too bad so sad.
gardening = hobby, bad
hitting girls = ideal man would be too jaded to care enough to hit me

i'm right here ! but i'm 35 years old and i can't guarantee i'll be interested. if you're okay with that and want to try you can add me on discord: sigh__._

>>34739148
wait is this real are you real like are you actually a japanese salaryman that fits this description or are you farting around

>>34739160
i'm not japanese, everything else is accurate. i'm literally an empty shell of a person

>>34739165
ok amazing... what race and nationality... i promise im nice im just like mildly racist but if i like you i might make an exception

>>34739176
nah sorry this already sounds like an inconvenience. good luck though.

4chan is 300% more likely to help you if you sent a picture of your tits with a timestamp. Your tits plus a piece of paper with today's date would be a huge motivator for someone to help you out.

>>34739177
lmfao owned

>>34739062
i don't think you're going to find your guy anon because you don't actually like a guy, you like this idea you've created in your head. someone with no passions or interests who just works and drinks is someone who wants to kill themselves. and even if they didn't, what would you do with them? sit around? not talk? if they took up any kind of passion you'd lose interest. it doesn't make sense, so you won't find it.

>>34739177
okay so youre indian got it

>>34739193
h-h-h-hell nah im not about that kind of life

>>34739194
not even owned dude hes just salty hes not a good race

"don't actually like a guy... you like this idea you've...."
how am i supposed to like a guy instead of an idea if i dont talk to any guys. of course i like this idea, everyone has a type.

"...is someone who wants to kill themselves"
even better, i would be there for him

"sit around? not talk?"
of course. if he wanted to talk then we would, if he didn't want to talk then we wouldn't. spending time together is fine...

"if they took up any kind of passion you'd lose interest"
exactly... but a guy like the type i described likely wouldn't do that. my true soulmate, my true prince charming... he wouldn't. because his soul is absolutely crushed.

>>34739193
op could only send you dickpicks retard

>>34739221
4channies when they realize cis women who arent sluts actually use this site (im just a chronically online loser)

>>34739203
You don't have to put your face or anything personally identifying in the picture. I don't think there's anyone you know irl that'll be able to identify you by your nipples.

Every time I see someone under 20 post in this fucking board I want to gouge my eyes out, stop being an attention whore in this god forsaken shithole and go outside into the real world before it's too fucking late, being a meme internet person is not worth years of lost experiences.

>>34739236
im not sending my nipples dude shut the fuck up

>>34739244
im asian in the midwest you fucking retard, nobody goes for asian girls here. and none of the men around me are my type. ive tried living "in the real world" and it's not for me. so maybe before you assume shit about people on here, you should be more mindful. calling ME an attention whore when you're on here flaming ME for all your little 4chan buddies to see and suck you off for being such a good little norm enforcer. like shut the fuck up oh my god

>>34739249
You don't have to post tits. You can post your ass or your feet. Idk you can be creative if you want. Why would we believe that you're even a girl if you don't post any proof?

>>34739254
go post in the girlfailure thread instead of taking up a whole fucking thread dedicated to your oh so tragic love problem you retard, all you have to do is create a throwaway discord account, post it and say you're a girl and you'll have 43 fucking desperate retards adding you and feeding your incessant need for attention.

>>34739276
holy ragebait... thats so flawed, heres a few reasons why
femboys.
not even just femboys, a convincingly feminine looking guy could dress and pose like a girl
for feet, guys can have feminine looking feet, and girls can have masculine looking feet.
either way youre clearly just looking for nudes, and women are more than their bodies. im also not gullible or a slut, nor am i desperate to prove my gender to random men on 4chan. hope this helps!

>>34739281
did you fucking read the post YOU retard. people "take up whole fucking threads" for dumber shit, this is /soc/. it's all about this kind of shit. sorry im not a gooner like every other person on here but this IS a social board, where people will post this kind of thing. im also not using this post to vent. im also not your average "girlfailure," im ALSO not into any of those "43 fucking retards" and i dont WANT random men to be completely honest, especially if that requires lying about who i am (because when i'm honest about myself instead of being generic fembait, i don't get any dms). i want a guy im actually into, and this post is about that kind of guy. im asking where to find him. but if you actually read the post (first mistake), you'd know all of that. hope this helps!

>>34739285
No, I'm trying to tell you the general culture of this website and board. People don't want to help some random person online that's statistically more likely to be a guy catfishing or trolling or larping as a girl. If you're not willing to do a bare minimum task to give a small amount of legitimacy to your post, people aren't willing to help you.

Of course femboys or whatever can catfish with their ass or feet or whatever. That's at least a small amount of effort that filters out some of the trolls. Put in any effort at all to proof you're a girl or proof that you actually want a Japanese salaryman, then people will actually want to help you. Hope this helps!

>>34739292
and if you scrolled up, you would see the people actually trying to help me until you and your dumbfuck friend derailed this thread with your goonslop. if you dont want to believe that women can exist on 4chan, thats not my problem. deal with it. im not posting my nudes just to gain your approval. hope this helps!

>>34739299
Okay like two people made a half assed attempt in the last four hours this thread has been up. The rest have been people telling calling you a tranny or a man. Congratulations!
Post tits or get no useful help.

>>34739311
"two people" and theres clearly more than that. nobody was even doubting my gender or bringing it into question at all (they were taking my statements at face value) until you and your dumbfuck buddy came along. scroll up and you'll see that

im not gonna respond to any more of these troll comments because i've tried to be logical in disproving your hate and you don't seem to be open to new ideas that counter your own, so unless you have an actual serious contribution that relates to the original topic of the post i'm just going to ignore it. stop derailing my thread plz lol

>>34739319
Post tits or gtfo. Lurk moar. Damn, this site has really gone to the shitter since it was sold to Epst**n. Young hoes really don't know the ancient texts.

>>34738424
Don't you have small animals to torture or dogs to boil alive? Trash to litter? Kill yourself, slit eye bugnigger

>>34739334
my 17 year old self would cringe at "tits or gtfo" but now I see it was essential to keeping this whole place slightly tolerable, always listen to your elders kids.

op post your discord so i can show you my cock, im not what you are looking for at all but if you cant find what you are looking for at least you can take the chance and goon a bit with disgusting 4channers like me

>>34738424
What if I'm almost none of that except I live in Japan?

>>34738616
Discord?

yeah fuck this place i'm gonna try IRL for a girlfriend

>>34739723
im not looking for you then sigh, if he doesn't fit this description then he's not my type

>>34740090
Honestly, I'm not extremely sure how to feel about this. On one hand, I felt a bit of hope when I read your first message, but then I kept wondering if you were the real deal, if you wouldn't change your mind on a wim. But if you're actually into someone like me then let me know.

All my life I've felt invisible. During my school years, I mostly scored average grades and only had a few friends. I always had trouble forming friendships past surface level interactions. I mostly struggled to find common ground with my peers because unlike most people I hadn't salient 'passions' I liked sharing around. I just have a mild interest in some things, and that's enough for me. I tried several activities but ended up dropping post of them after a few months/years, never really sticking to anything. In this world, I constantly feel alienated by everything. Everyone is doing something while I'm simply drifitng away. The worst part is, even though I sometimes lurk through places like 4chan and occasionally comment, I feel like I don't belong more there than I would at an average party in which everyone is having fun just chatting and drinking around. Most of my days just consist of waking up, skiping breakfast because I couldn't bring myself out of bed earlier, going to college, studying there, going back home, wasting time away mindlesly on some random activity until it's time for me to go to sleep. I despair at the notion that this is all life will have to offer to me. I'm not sure love could even fix this. Speaking of that, I was always told by everyone that things would 'happen naturally', but naturally... nothing happens. Or at least nothing happened ever since I rejected that girl in high school who didn't fit my standards (she was too loud and obnoxious for me, not respectful enough). And... I guess that's pretty much it. Oh and in terms of appearance I'm pretty much just an average white western european male, if that matters.

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Why are straight American women so annoying and bland

What the fuck even is this thread? Why does it have so many responses? I read through only the first few comments by OP and I'm agitated as FUCK with how pick me and not like other girls attention whore it all is. Not to mention the men that are orbiting that are all clearly in their 30s and 40s just because OP wrote 18F in the initial post. You all need to take a moment and self reflect.

>>34740527
i just wanted to help op find their weird fetish guy :(

>>34740536
Don't put a sad face you're making me feel like an asshole bitch

>>34740527
i just wanted to help op find their weird fetish guy, also i am a mean and a fucked up individual haha >:)

as the resident asian guy chaser on the board let me just say

lower your standards or get wiped out, most guys here are kinda broke so you probably won't find your dream guy. just settle for less

>>34740545
You disgust me(im 18F Asian btw)

>>34740548
hey ;)

>>34738424
>SO! you guys are going to help me!
How fucking obnoxious. You're gonna die alone

>>34738424
What constitutes a nerd to you? Does he need to be asian and an actual salaryman?

>>34740548
Submissive whore ready to serve I see

>>34740499
Get the fuck out of here you redditor lying niggers. Nothing wholesome in your zoomoid trannycel jew cocksucking server

>>34740822
>Look at me, I'm such a le chaddy daddy dom, I'm so dommy and need a submissive baby girl because I'm so chaddy despite coming to 4chan to try and get my dick wet instead of pulling real girls irl
You should kill yourself as well

>>34738424
>SO! You guys are going to help me while I eat my boiled dog ramen and stab cockroaches with a toothpick
You should put on some gloves and handle heavy Chinese factory machinery NOW

>>34740439
message me?? maybe???
dc: mahorohamasaki

>>34740803
anyone who likes non normie stuff, this can be anything from video games to comics to even anime type things. or even dnd, reading fiction, etc.

and yeah desu

>>34744484
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY DESU I TYPED DESU WHAT THE FUCK

>>34744487
OH MY GOD IM TYPING TO BE HONEST NOT DESU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

nona... if you get a cute asian guy BUT he doesnt meet your standards, send him over to me...
melancholicrabbit on discord...

>>34744511
oh i know plenty of cute Asian guys that don’t meet my standards do you want tips on where to get one?

>>34744492
newfag detected
desu is auto changed to desu along with other stuff and has been for years because of normies

>>34744515
yes please!!! i found a cute one but its always nice to network... thank you nona <3

>>34738424
Los Angeles or some shit.

>>34738424
45yo man here. i don't care about your preferences; i am just going to rape you. it's okay if you're also a 45yo man.

>>34738483
Get off the internet and find a non-Wall Street finance or accounting guy. Only a small minority of them are weird or exciting, most are just boring guys that work too much.

>>34745267
please I wish unfortunately I do not and will not leave my house and probably will not for AT LEAST a few years

>>34738424
Indians are asian you dumb can't.
Asia goes From Israel to Japan, retarded whore.