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GW22 looms in this strange, strange season of traps and uncertainty

I sold that UTTER FRAUDULENT SHITTER Cunha for that utter meme goalmerchant Bruno G, I have 1FT remaining and 0.9m itb. Rank 3m and something. Shit all round. Come and join the fun.

Should I sell Martinez?
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>>152996532
>Should I sell Martinez?
Villa's fixtures are good until the end of the season, but his points have been shit for 5 mil

Chelsea have a good run of fixtures but Sanchez has been a bit of a spaz

I've just gone for Kelleher, Verbruggen or Roefs and fuck it.
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I don't know if to play Semenyo for a 5 midfield or play Thiago for a front 3

Apparently Semenyo won't start against Utd and Thiago has Chelsea, although Brentford has a good record against Chelsea
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1 needs to go - get rid of Semenyo or Foden?
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Need a Liverpool midfielder for this weekend. Gravenberch or Szobo?
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5 city players lets fuckin go
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>>152997107
I think Semenyo is gonna be the better option over Foden. Cheaper too.
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>Cherki finally gets a chance at revenge
Easy Captain choice.
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>Haaland, Foden, Semenyo, O'reilly, Guehi
Would like to keep them for a week or two for the memes, but there will be lots of people doing that anyways and I don't like O'reilly
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I was considering getting rid of Watkins if he doesn't improve, but as Villa have now sold Malen.
Watkins cold be worth keeping
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Need to make a defensive transfer, but dunno whether to bring in Frimpong or Saliba
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Captain - Ekitike, Rogers or Haaland?
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>>152999459
Gabriel
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>>152999459
Wirtz
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>>152996592
Verbruggen and Roefs do wonder saves every match. They're also both due and assist because they have great distribution
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>>152999459
Wilslingz
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>>152999459
there's a non-zero chance that city win 11-0, so I'd cap Haaland
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For me it's Thiago(tc)
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>>153000716
For real? I think Schade has a higher chance to score tommorow but we will see.
I captained Gabriel. I dont think Haaland will have a fun time against united.
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Guehi still plays for Palace today right?
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Let's rock
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Might cap Gabriel or Rogers for a laugh
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It's a toss up between Rogers and Ekitike.
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>Squad value £100.4m
>In the bank £0.0m
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Forgot about the game but now I have assembled the greatest squad ever to grace this game.
Håland cucks need not apply. My rise from the ashes begins today.
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>>153005384
The squad in question. Find one flaw.
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>>153005393
trash midefield
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Cherki benched
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>>153005393
>Palmer (V)
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>>153005393
Watkins wont do shit against Everton and Gibbs White will unexpectedly score against Arsenal.
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>uzbek goat wrestler and another generic literally whomst half-caste at centre-half for city
mbumbogods..............
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>slabhead and argie manlet at centre-half for united
haalandgods...
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Well this is disappointing I did foden to rice and kept cherki but it financed me getting Gabriel back finally
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>>153002722
Guehi won't be starting for Palace
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Wonder how many had triple city plus semenyo and guehi
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Time to get rid of M Nunes. And every other City asset besides haaland. Pep roulette in full power.
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>>153005822
Haaland + Foden + Cherki/O'Reilly + Semenyo + Guehi was ~1.16% overall when I checked yesterday.
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>>153005846
Interesting. Probably the worst club to do it with because there's never going to be 5 nailed city players.
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I forgot about the early kick off again. Captain Ekitike it is.
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I think I benched Thiago for a 5 midfield and captained Gabriel

Watkins hattrick against whatever team Everton can put together and Gabriel goal, assist & clean sheet against Forest would be lovely
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>sold semenyo and kept cunha
yep, it's already over
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I can't remember what I did for the challenge thing
I did it last game week
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I'm finally starting WIlson, so the cunt will blank, get a red card and do his acl walking off
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FUCK OFF BRUNO COULD'VE HAD 5 RETURNS ALREADY RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Foden off
Great
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See. Now that City have Semenyo, it'll be Foden/Cherki rotation
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This week is going to be awful i bet
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>£15.1 million quid
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>>153007004
Foden, Cherki, Reindeer, Semenyo, Doku, Silva all rotated in a 4 man line. Add to that Marmoush, Savinho and Bobb later on, and it's fucking unreliable as shit.
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Back to Mbeumo & Fernandes then
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predictable
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>people actually went triple city

The state of it
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>>153007338
Triple? Some people are actually fiple
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>the absolute city of city
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>haaland off
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Thanks Haaland you fucking FRAUD
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>there are people who captained, even triple captained halaand
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is this the worst the league's quality has been in the past 15 years? it feels like it. maybe even longer.
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>apecucks
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after 3 weeks of riding Bruno G as my captain i switched back to the ogre.
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>>153007632
Are you once again in a state of JUST?
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Captaining Gabriel currently looks pretty good, lads
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Actually playing a 5 midfield and Semenyo blanks. Thiago on the bench will hattrick
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Was annoyed with Cunha coming on because it ruined my Dalot clean sheet (main team) and Mbeumo goal (draft team) but it's not worked out too badly overall I guess

Inshallah somebody else won't play and I can take their points too
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>>153005966
scratch that, im BACK
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>>153007849
Oh for fuck's sake, second assist ruled out
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>>153007853
ho ho ho
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>>153007901
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>decided to bench Haaland for this fixture
VINDICATED.
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>4 City players, only 2 started
>Dorgu thougheverbeit
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dorgu on my bench, great!
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>>153007592
Compared to what? United and Spurs got to the Europa League final last season despite nearly going down. Real Madrid would finish mid table desu
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I hate this game
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>>153008024
Compared to the league in other years, obviously, you fucking retard.
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Cheap defender Dorgu last on the bench = 15 points
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>>153007941
high test
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Hehe
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>>153008085
Yeah it was obviously much stronger when City and Liverpool were getting 100 points each every year
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Thiago.. Please don't score and just have a quiet 2 pointer game
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Haaland captains
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WIlson, let's fucking go. Score a goal
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Hope you held Wirtzling trough the hard times
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>>153008942
He won't be considered until gw27 onwards
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Started ELF for his penalty miss, benched for his goal.
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yeah this season is a write-off
guess i try again next season
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>>153009134
Wildcard, take hits and take risks on selection
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>sucka owners
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I hate Pep so fucking much
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>Liverpool concede
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RIP double Liverslip CS hopes and dreams
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>>153008072
>triple Lpool
>0 returns
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It's all up to you Gabriel (c)
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never doubted him
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>>153009816
Should've had 3 assists too but Cody Gakpo cant finish his fucking dinner
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>1 six pointer return out of 8
Arteta I need set pieces
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>>153008230
Thank fuck

Now please...

Gabriel (c) masterclass
Watkins hattrick, Rogers assists tomorrow
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Have 8 points. 20 from 2 on the bench :)
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Semenyo & Wilson 2 pointers
Thiago 2 points benched

What a waste of time
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I'll be fine as long as Woltememe scores 8 goals
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This is easily the weirdest fpl season of all time
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This is my worst ever week in FPL.

I NEED a Gabriel and Bruno masterclass
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>1st sub is Szoboszlai
>3rd is dorgu
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>>153009973
I think it's made it more entertaining desu, been a bit boring in recent years when you just stack your team with Salah and Haaland and that's pretty much all that matters. Much more fun when pretty much everyone has inconsistent form, means you have to pick them at the right time. Defcon has been a good leveller too
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Theres a faggot in the H2H who keeps copying my transfers and this week I got placed against them.
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Newcastle fixtures, not so good coming up after tomorrow
All the experts are now bringing in Bruno G
I'm getting rid for these fixtures
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>>153010318
I don't know what happens with the H2H
GW35 it goes to QF, SF, F play off
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>>153010439
Im top 6 in H2H rn but had a stinker this week so expecting a drop
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Arsenal no attempt on target yet. Losers
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>>153010787
should've conceded a penalty too
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>>153010854
Deranged
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>>153010941
Just a fact. Stop being personally affected by people pointing out unfavourable (or would this be favourable?) things about the team you cheer for on the telly mate, it's really weird.
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What an absolute holocaust of a day lads.
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>>153011002
alri shay la
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For the absolute love of god, Gabriel
Score or an assist at least
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Rice, the fraud
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Arsenal defenders getting away with one there
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Well, Gabriel (c) worked. But 10 points over Haaland is nothing
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>>153011989
Really got away with those 0 shots on target from Forest.
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Be lucky to hit 40 points this week. Hoping the average is shit.
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>>153012121
I'm at 40 points already, with Bruno G and Gordon to play :^)
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>>153012169
Fuck you
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I don't know what to do with Guehi
I don't really want 3 City
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>>153012300
Should have used the transfer window to end up with 5 Shitty players
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Glasner about to get Maresca'd/Amorim'd soon.
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>>153012300
Does it make you feel comfortable that i will conquer your land as a tourist for a weekend?

As a king I shall decide guehi needs to stay because pep has no better cb's but any and all attackers can go
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>33 points
>green arrow in every league

Lol wtf
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Challenge next week

+2 Points for every successful dribble past an opponent.

Who comes up with this shite?
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Triple captained Haaland lads that's me done
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Turns out I had Haaland captained after all and Gabriel was my Vice. I forgot to switch it last time I checked. And ofc...
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>>153018827
>÷1 celebration aura point
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>>153015863
Fuckin hell same on 35 except for my club league and the top 10% 24/25 league. Green arrow in top 1% though. Tells you what kind of game week it was
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>live GW rank: 10.3m
and I'm not unhappy about it, that's pretty decent considering how my season's going
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20 pts with Verbruggen, Senesi, Minteh and Rogers to play.

Grim.
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>29 points with only pickfraud left
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>>153031899
30 with Bruno and Garner yet to play + 2 pts from Calvert as a sub
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>>153010979
Are you referring to the Timber foul? Started outside the box. Imagine complaining about something you imagined in your head. Like I said, deranged.
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>>153008171
Didn't matter because I captained Ekitike and played Thiago. Fucking fraud produced x3XG and returned nothing.
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Palmer is due to have groin surgery ruling him out for the season (done now so he's fit for the World Cup)
Get him sold
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So, captaincy choices next week

Haaland home with Wolves
Thiago home with Forest
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>>153032601
>Haaland
absolutely not.
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>>153032345
>started outside the box
Oh boy, just wait til you learn what the rules are.

Hint: fouls arent determined by where they start, wog.
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>>153032345
A foul that starts outside the box but continues into the box is a penal thoughbeit.
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I have had Dubravlingz since gw1 because he is cheap but I never start him, and he usually outperforms whichever shithead fraud I choose instead. I will never learn.
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CAM ON WOLTEMEME SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS BEFORE YOU INEVITABLY GET SUBBED FOR WISSA

(In the time it took to get the captcha, Woltememe has been subbed off, alas)
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>>153033768
kwabtememe
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Please let's have a Watkins hattrick and Rogers assists
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>>153033969
I would prefer a tarkowski hat trick, clean sheet, dc points, assist and bonus points to top it off
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>>153032960
They are when it comes to penalty decisions you fucking retard
>>153033551
''The foul occurs at the point where contact is made. If contact occurs outside the penalty area and the player continues forward into the area, it's not a penalty. If contact continues into the penalty area, and that contact constitutes a foul, then a penalty would be awarded.''

Straight from the rulebook. The contact in the area wasn't enough to constitute a foul but the contact leading up to it was, hence why it was checked and cleared. Bless you for trying though.
ABAism is a mental disease.
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>>153034860
>They are when it comes to penalty decisions you fucking retard
This is the opposite of the truth, wog.

>If contact continues into the penalty area, and that contact constitutes a foul, then a penalty would be awarded.''
Your own fucking post proves that it should have been a penalty lmao. You Africans really do struggle with the English language, don't you?
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Rogers promises a lot, does fuck all

As for Watkins. He's a retard
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>>153034887
Except it isn't go watch another sport.
>Your own fucking post proves that it should have been a penalty lmao
Nice reading comprehension retard. Try reading it again. Very, very slowly.
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>>153035085
It literally says the words I said lol. Spastic African mong. Timber starts the pull outside the box, continues the pull onto the line of the box and therefore it's a penalty according to the laws of the game. If you're struggling still, next time you read the words try throwing little clicking noises and lip smacks between syllables.
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Barrychads we did it again
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>>153035270
Again read again very very carefully and very very slooooooowly
If you still can't figure it out then go back to school you spasticated chimpanzee.
Literally pants on head retarded lmao
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>>153035507
>Are you referring to the Timber foul? Started outside the box
>If contact continues into the penalty area, and that contact constitutes a foul, then a penalty would be awarded
Feel like Spongebob trying to talk to the Rock Bottom fish when I talk to Africans lol
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Please fuck off back to /epl/
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If only I captained Pickford instead of the ogre
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21 points on my bench

Watkins & Rogers = 4
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>27 Garner defcons
Holy fuck that must be the most this season. Tarkowski clutched up in the end too.
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I apologise and kneel, Pickfraud.
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>rice, bruno g, rogers and wilson blanks
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Villa 3rd, fixtures until the end of the season decent
Watkins @ 8.8 million, what a complete and utter waste of space
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>>153036234
Hey look, that's my midfield
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>>153035944
Not just of the season.
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>>153036234
You forgot Semenyo
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On the fixtures, there's only really one replacement for Watkins and I honestly can't believe that I'm actually considering it
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>>153037337
I AM NOT TAKING THE POODRO BAIT AGAIN
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>>153035531
You're ragebaiting. Refuse to believe anyone can be this stupid.
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>41 points for the week

Although shit both pickford & tarkowski saved me
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51 points, only my defenders (mukiele chalobah and double arse) and pickford delivered
>branthwaite back in training
>ndiaye and gueye finally done with afcon
triple ev is back on the menu
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I want to Captaim Haaland vs Wolves but I can just see another blank coming.
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>>153005613
Apologize
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>>153060622
I think Pep said that now that Marmoush is back Haaland can finally get a bit of rest because he is exhausted. So he might not even start. Keep an eye on that.
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>>153046496
I've taken the Troll Pedro pill for his next 5 games.

>>153060622
It'll have to be Haaland or Thiago for Captain
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>>153037337
Liam Delap?
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>>153060622
City and the Ape are washed.
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I am on a green arrow by a margin of 2 points
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>>153061961
Troll Pedro

Kroupi was an option as Bournemouth has good fixtures, but they're too low down the table

Calvert-Lewin in a few weeks is possible after Chelsea's 5 fixtures
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BIG TAV
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What another piss take of week
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another jammy win in my draft league
I can't keep getting away with
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>>153066914
16 goals all fucking gameweek
8 teams with clean sheets
i'm going 5 at the back from now on
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>>153065793
Based wee Tav.
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>>153065139
>Calvert-Lewin in a few weeks is possible after Chelsea's 5 fixtures
I really want to bring in DCL but he's made of glass.
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>>153067700
Motherfucker got injured. I just bought him.
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>>153067723
Leeds next 6 fixtures have Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa, City.. Then 29 until the end are good

6 million, so probably won't reach much higher in 6 weeks
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I'm fairly new to FPL so I wonder what happens to all those expensive players after they spend most of the season injured? For example, how much would Palmer cost next season based on everything so far?
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>>153060923
I think what he means is he may get subbed off from time to time now that Marmoush is available and/or resting him in cup competitions like he did against Leverkusen. Pep won't think the league is done so no way he doesn't start his strongest line up.
>>153060963
Prefer Thiago
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>>153075255
They're manually decided so could be the same or slightly less.
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>>153048558
I accept your concession, arsewog. Now keep your negro arsebanditry in its containment thread from now on when the rest of us are talking about FPL.
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Pythonanon, how's The Data?
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>>153080366
It broke last week somehow and I havent bothered fixing it cuz I ADHD'd my way into making a game instead. It still got a green arrow this week by just letting it ride though. It's definitely being carried by predicting the Wirtz uptick right on time.
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Wilson vs Brighton or Chalobah vs depleted Palace?
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>>153080425
What's your game about?
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>>153080664
Running one of those wee sidestreet restaurants in those crammed japanese streets (it's easy to get free japanese style assets)
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>starting quad Citeh this gw
It's so over
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>>153080695
Sounds comfy hope you enjoy making it.
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Wolves are definitely gonna turn over City

Who the fuck are Bodo / Glimt?
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>>153081994
I think he'll rest the Ape.
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>>153080060
Concession that you're a retard? Lol okay.
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I hate this game.
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I had a dream that Wolves won 5-0 against City
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>>153085152
Your concession was sufficient, arsewog. You can go back to your containment thread now.
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>>153090423
Inshallah brother.
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>Bruno G ded
reeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153094552
With Newcastle's fixtures, I swapped him for Fernandes the other day.
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Bump.
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>>153080489
Chalobah.
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Bump.
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Bruno F owners, are you playing him against Arsenal?
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>>153109672
Definitely. Hes a premium who shall not be benched. Always a chance of hauling no matter the opponent.

Having a hard time choosing a captain tho. Ekitike, Rice, Saka, Haaland. Even considering Gabriel or Fernandes. All could be decent choices yet all could blank as well. Such a weird feeling not having any clear favourite
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>>153110168
I feel Arsenal ManU has equal chances of being 4-0, 2-2 or 0-1.

City is very unreliable at the moment. Haaland might continue his draught or go full crazy and score 6 goals.

Liverpool might be suddenly getting better and ekitike has usually loads of top chances, but then again they might be completely outplayed by bmouth.
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>>153109672
He's playing as a 10 and Utd have every chance of scoring at Arsenal
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As for Captain

Haaland, Thiago or Tarkowski
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>>153091495
Still haven't learned to read yet I see. Kek, fucking spastic.
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>half a million transfers for arsenal away
I miss when casuals hated Bruno.
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Slowly losing interest in this shit season
1FT 1.4m ITB no idea what to actually do first response gets to choose
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>>153111553
Fake Bruno to Ndiaye. You're welcome.
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Dubravka or Pickfraud?
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Grealish out for 3 months
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>>153113502
kwab
He'll be fucking massive by the end of that.
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Should I rearrange the substitutes?
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TC Haaland?
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Start Minteh or Gakpo?
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TERRIFIED of all these rumours of Pep roulette, don't know what to do with the four Citeh players across my regular and draft sides

Should I still captain Haaland? Will he even play?

Is Nunes going to return?

Will both Cherki and Foden play, or just one of them, or neither?

I don't have a good answer for any of that
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need a total meme player to replace cunha, any suggestions? i was thinking gibbs-shite
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>>153120436
for me it's le fee
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Thoughts on the 'card?
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>>153120634
>Sanchez
But why? Chelsea is a middle of the road defence with a meh goalkeeper.
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>>153120654
Chelsea are fourth in goals conceded, joint second in clean sheets, and have an easy run of fixtures coming up

Planning to WC in a couple of weeks and I'll probably go for Sanchez then too, unless they turn to shit under Rosenior
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>>153120634
Looks pretty good to me overall, but there's a few I'm not sure about

>Foden
Half his points this season came from that purple patch between GW13 and GW16, he's only had one other return. You never know, maybe he's due a return, but I'd go for Fernandes as a more consistent point-scorer now he's back at 10

>Odegaard
Rice is cheaper and has double the amounts of points per game as Odegaard. He's more likely to get defcon points, seems to be more of a goal threat this year, and also gets assists from corners. Can't see Odegaard outscoring him now

>Darlow
Why not Dubravka, seeing as he actually plays?

>Dorgu
Might be wrong, but I predict he'll start getting benched again in 2-3 weeks, after United's run of tougher fixtures ends and they put someone like Cunha or Diallo in that AML spot instead

>Boly
Waste of a pick seeing as he never plays. For the same price you can have Gudmondsson who always starts when fit. A handful of good options at 3.9, 4.0, and 4.1 too

>Abdullahi
Again, waste of a pick, means you're very reliant on the starting XI. Mane only a slightly more expensive option and actually plays, but I'd personally ditch Ekitike (decent, but not sure he gets enough returns to justify his price) and get two strikers out of Thiago and Joao Pedro
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Who's more likely to do well this weekend, Rogers (Newcastle AWAY) or Wharton (Chelsea HOME)?
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starting barry over haaland ama
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Lazy PFL (Twitter account with a high record of accuracy) says that neither Haaland or Foden will start today

Got both of them in my team though because I've got three other non-starters on my bench (Cunha, Dewsbury-Hall, Gudmondsson), really should have played my wildcard this week ffs

Managed to change my captain to Thiago just in time, so now watch Haaland start and get 4 after all
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>>153120791
*FPL, obviously
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>>153120748
>>Foden
Selling Foden before playing bottom of the league just felt silly especially when he's been blanking for weeks
>>Odegaard
I refuse to accept that DMs have more attacking threat than CAMs now. Just because Rice is scoring more now doesn't mean he always will. That said I did go for Rice in the end and upgraded Boly to Alderete
>>Darlow
Downgrading Dubravka freed up the 0.1 I needed
>>Boly
>>Abdullahi
Again I literally had 0.0 it's lol
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>>153120817
>I refuse to accept that DMs have more attacking threat than CAMs now
The failure to accept this has cost me quite a lot of points this season I think. Refused to bring in the likes of Rice and Guimares for this reason, and paid the penalty

>Again I literally had 0.0
Well, like I say, I think it's risky to only have 12 starters (at least one of which is likely to be rotated, maybe more) in your squad, leaves you very exposed to injuries or suspensions. I think downgrading Foden, Odergaard, and/or Ekitke is probably your best bet to free up the money needed to strengthen your other positions, but it's up to you. Too late now anyway, I suppose
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>>153120791
City desperately need to start winning after their last 2 embarassing performances.

They will start.
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might be time to get rid of the ogre
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>>153120866
You're joking, right?

He's blanking at the moment, but who else is worth having except Thiago
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>>153120866
Get Saler Egyptian bro.
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>>153120918
Ekitike
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>>153120941
He did fuck all his last 2 games, another hit & miss. Now Salah's back, lets see if Liverpool struggle again
gw28 onwards maybe
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>>153120918
Sexy Sesko is gonna return Manure to their rightful throne
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>no xhaka
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The two anons in the /fpl/ top 10 who TC'd Haaland are not going to be happy.
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I fucked up
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could do with ruffles defending like 3 pens or something
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Bowen assist yay
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>There's never any leaks before early deadline this season, I won't bother checking
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bowen :)
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BOWEN GOAL
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I had Bowen when he wasn't doing anything
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It was Xhaka FC all along
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I sold Bowen for JP this week because I'm a gay retarded troon and I will kill myself over this game one day
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>2 Sunderland players in defence
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>>153121820
Yes. >>153121041
I'm happier now.
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>>153121911
>fodencucks
>apecucks
I love being alive.
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All the YouTube experts.. The data says back Haaland as Captain
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>easiest fixture of the year
damn
well I hope he doesn't get any minutes at all then
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how many?
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The Captain for next week has good options

Arsenal have Leeds
Man Utd home to Fulham
Chelsea home to West Ham
Sunderland home to Burnley
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>>153122124
Liverpool have Bournemouth
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>7 million KWABOTYs
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>>153122134
Liverpool have Bournemouth at 17:30 today sir.
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God I hope Haaland comes on for a couple of minutes
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>>153120778
Captained Caicedo and VC'd Garner for this gw, ama.
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Hopefully Thiago smashes a hat trick against Forest
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Haaland better score a brace when he comes on .

Fuck Guardiola!
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>>153122408
Which City player are you getting rid of?
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>>153122408
Good team, how are you 6 million?
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I can't wait until tomorrow to see if Troll Pedro can screw me over again
Must be insane bringing that fraud back
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Mukiele 4 points. I was gonna bench Timber.
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Semenyo, time to do something lad
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>>153122376
Inshallah brother.
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>>153122657
Can you play 4 though?
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Thank god I got rid of Nunes
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Haaland's a fraud
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It's over for apecucks.
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>>153122662
Nice one
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Literally everyone else in my for-money league has the ogre as captain, so I'm praying he comes on for 1 minute even though it'd fuck up my team a little bit too
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All I need now is Wilson to score a goal
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>ekitike benched
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I hate Slot so fucking much.
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Fodingz subbed on
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OGRE COMING ON
I REPEAT
OGRE COMING ON
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>>153123518
Nice one
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>>153123652
If he's tired and you're 2 up. Why would you bring him on
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>>153123897
Maybe some contract thing
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Fed up of Haaland
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Transferred out Nunes and Slobo. Nunes hauled and I'm fairly certain slobo will as well
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Mildly pleased that I've currently picked up about 10 points scratching around in the dirt
It's pathetic really
Fuck this game
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Sold van dyke this week btw
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This is easily the worst fpl season of all time right
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fml
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>>153123968
Oh how surprising
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>>153125448
same here. My pre-wildcard team has more points than my wildcard team
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Whoever this is, KWAB.
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adli essential
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>>153125933
KWAB
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Some pajeet that I'm up against in a cup, is in 29 leagues
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Who ever does the next fpl thread, put these in as a reminder

Double GW 26 or 27
Blank GW 31
Double GW 33
Blank GW 34
Double GW36
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>>153127400
Do we know whomstve to target on these weeks?
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Was hoping Haaland wouldnt play at all after seeing him benched. Ive got Fernandes as Vice Captain.
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I'm at by far my lowest overall rank since 2018/19 and my second lowest in 19 years of playing
Yes 19 years
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>>153128842
26/27 is I think Arsenal, Brentford, Wolves

GW31 - Arsenal, City - probably blank
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>>153123897
To troll /fpl/.
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I hope everyone listened to my Palmer advice
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>>153122565
Troll Pedro, let's fucking go

Also, Munoz is now back
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Please lets have goal and/or assist from Rogers
I want something before I dump him
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Thiago HAS to score two or three goals
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>>153142223
I'm gonna get 2 points from this fraud
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buendia blooter
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>Igor scores
>somehow there is two Brazilian Igors
When did all the Russians go to Brazil?
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See the problem is, if I stop autopilot Haaland (c) he's going to score a hattrick
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>>153142903
Even when you take a punt on Thiago who should be scoring against Forest, he does fuck all

Pointless
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Troll Pedro still being completely useless
Fuck this fraud
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>>153142890
Igor Thiago, Igor Jesus, Brighton Igor
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im thinking buying gibbs-shite wasn't wise
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thiagobros........ i dont feel so good....
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Thiago & Troll Pedro - DO FUCKING SOMETHING
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Pedro chads we win again
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B-but experts told me that (p)enzo is the way to go
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>>153143585
Oh shit it is, nvm
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I hope with all heart that Gordon gets a career-ending injury.
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20 points on my bench and Thiago completely ruining my week
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Thiago, what a fraud
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>brentfraud
It's over.
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>>153143763
They've got Villa next and probably beat them. Thiago scoring twice
You watch
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>chelshit defenders
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Thank you Spazchez wiping my clean sheet
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Richards my GOAT
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As soon as I get rid of Watkins, then cunt starts to score
Luckily, I replaced with Troll Pedro
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>>153143792
>*smirks in Reece James*
heh, nothing personnel
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To save my week I need a hat trick from the following people: Gabriel, Bruno, Saka and Rice.

I feel 9-3 is not such an unlikely thing to happen, or what?
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Gabriel or Fernandes as Captain next week
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On a pathetic 38 points but could have been 59 if I picked a different bench
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Is wildcarding this soon optimal
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>carrickball was the answer all along
i'm going to be fucking sick
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>>153147065
Just play them in their positions la
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In the H2H, it's looking like I'm gonna get beat by someone's dead team

They're gonna have 48
I'm currently 41 with a Tarkowski to go
21 points benched
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If I have a midfielder that didnt play will he ge replaced by my 1st overall substitute or my 1st midfielder substitute?
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>>153148127
>1st overall substitute
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>>153148160
That didnt happen for me last week. The 1st midfielder came on.
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TARKOWSKI OUT FOR LEEDS GAME

INJURED IN TRAINING
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>>153148939
Hope he has, as I wanna bring Munoz back in soon
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>>153148939
Please be true. Ive got Szoboszlai on the bench.
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YouTube experts all planning for next GW and they're still having Haaland as Captain
Not even considering the likes of Gabriel & Fernandes who have the better fixtures & form
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>>153148939
>timber first on my bench
I'm tired boss.
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Goals from outside the box should be worth an extra point
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>>152996532
>correctly predict the ogres downfall and sell
>hit 2 x 2 point captains in a row regardless
hate this fucking game so fucking much
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>>153148939
My bench is chalobah then cash, if it was the other way round id be ok with this
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29 pts this gw
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>>153163460
Sounds like something that'll be on the Challenge thing soon
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After Leeds, I'm thinking of getting rid of Rice
He's just not consistent enough for me
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>>153168223
I've got 21 points on my bench
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>>153168732
Scratch that. Arsenal have Brentford/Wolves in GW26.
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Wildcarded. Hate this game so fucking much lads.
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>own goal
>set piece

So these are the table toppers?
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r8 first draft of my wildcard pls lads?
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>>153171073
Like my team

Sanchez is a spaz. But they're good next 4 fixtures
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Tarkowski, I hate this guy. Defcon daddy is useless while I've had him

6 players with 1 point
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>>153148939
you are a big fat fucking liar you
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I'm thinking Penanj(c) until the end of the season lads.
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Dorgu out for weeks with hamstring injury
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>>153178029
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>>153178098
>>153178029
10 weeks out

I had him as my cheap benchable, but fucked me over scoring decent points
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Thought I was fucked in the H2H but the guy I faced ended with the exact same points

Feels good man
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That's Watkins minutes reduced again
Villa have signed Tammy Abraham
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Need a Chelsea midfielder. Don't have enough for Enzo, who's the next best option with 6.6m available?
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>>153179758
Ohnonono
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>>153179758
Probably have to be Estevao 6.4
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>>153179977
I don't think he's very nailed with 3 midweek games (one in PL). It's just Caicedo, Enzo and probably Neto.
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Timber showing as injured now
He's turning out to be another troll
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Tielemans out for 10 weeks

Start of Villa struggling
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I deluded myself into thinking that Evanilson will do great in the upcoming fixtures so I sold the snow ogre and now he is bound to score a hatty.
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That's it, I'm getting JPedz again
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how do i fill this dogru shaped void in my life
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>>153198823
A defender at the same price, Maguire
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Double GW26 / Blank GW31

If Arsenal beat Chelsea in League Cup

Arsenal play Brentford/Wolves
Wolves play Forest/Arsenal

If Chelsea beat Arsenal in League Cup

Chelsea play Leeds/Everton
Everton play Bournemouth/Chelsea
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Thank fuck I got rid of Watkins for Troll Pedro last week
Watkins injured with hamstring
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Bobb signed for Fulham
Wonder if that'll impact Wilson
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Who the fuck do we captain this week
>Haaland
Is fucking shit right now but 72% owned and Spurs are shit and surely he starts
>Bruno
I can't afford him
>Mbeumo
I have him but don't think he's captain material
>JP
Rotation risk this week I have heard
>Palmer
Can't play more than an hour even if he is now coming back and becoming an option again

Fuck it do I captain Gabriel?
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>>153210527
Gabriel or Mbeumo for a punt Captain. Haaland might score

If you've got Mateta, bench or get rid. He's not playing
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Xhaka out for minimum 3 weeks
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>>153210527
captain your keeper mashallah
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Troll Pedro's not gonna start. It'll be Delap
Not sure if to bench him
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Fodlingz confirmed (tc).
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>>153215490
Won't even start.
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Game wont let me transfer Stach in...
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>>153171073
Mines better ngl
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got drunk and hit my wildcard my team wasn't even that bad
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>>153217333
Alcohol causes rash decision making. Usually when I go on a binge, I completely forget about FPL and suddenly my rank is officially fucked and season over
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brought in and captained pedro, fuck it.
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>>153210527
Why can't you afford Bruno? Post team
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Fuck it I'm captaining Gabriel

>>153217425
I jumped the gun on Palmer and I own him, and I don't think it makes sense to sell him now as he's coming back into minutes and good fixtures.
I didn't have the funds to upgrade Bruno G to Bruno without having to hack some cash out of elsewhere and take a hit too, so went for Mbeumo instead
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start stach or andersen? the latter is the safer pick with defcons but I have a feeling stach will penetrate the arse
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Wildcard... Swap JP for wilson , Roefs for Pickford, wilson for.... I DONT KNOW!!!!? HELP ME!!! Anyone need transferring out? Raya was my keeper... J timber In??? AAAAAARGHHH
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>>153218876
Why do you even wildcard if you haven't a clue what you're going for? Seems kinda retarded to waste it just because, and then spend all week thinking who's the trendiest pick for this gameweek
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That's it snowape, you only have 5 more chances if you blank again
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I was gonna captain Troll Pedro for a punt, but as he'll probably be benched. It's Mbeumo
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>>153217601
Welp that's fair enough I guess. Could actually work out well for you, Fulham and United is a low scoring fixture usually.
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Barry hatty incoming lads, I can feel it
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Once again:
>sucka owners
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Rice really needs to do something. I'm only keeping him for the double gw.
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If Haaland does nothing again, then he's getting dropped for Liverpool
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>It's another I don't have any of those Arsenal players on my team episode
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i'm at the point where i hope they change the rules so that touching the goalkeeper at all is a freekick in the opposite direction during corners. so sick of having to play FPL based solely on who might be taking corners all because of Arteta.
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Thinking its time to get Kroupi unless bournemouth sign a striker last minute
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>Own goal has joined Gyokeres and Trossard on five goals at the top of the goalscoring league table for the Gunners.
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>>153220067
He should be benched for Liverpool regardless
>>153219858
>0 shots on goal from Neverton
>>153220126
Interesting cope considering the GK was only touched by Leeds players.
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>>153220253
Based terroristball. Arteta is a visionary.
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>>153220265
arsewog, please go back to where you came from. the post was made before the 2nd goal even happened, you retarded african.
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Rice does nothing week again
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>>153220277
Complain about how shit you're doing this GW or fuck off back to /epl/ you fucking cunt
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>>153220303
That's quite literally what I was doing arsewog. You're too fucking african to understand the post. You just see it as having something to do with Arsenal and your dumb African brain goes full "but I did have breakfast this morning?" mode. Now fuck off back to /epl/ or your other containment thread and leave this thread alone, you smelly cunt. You've never once talked about FPL your entire time here.
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>>153220277
Get the fuck out of this thread you simmering mongoloid, the goal came from a second phase and the keeper still wasn't touched.
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>joao pedo benched
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>/sp/ top 2 took hits for joão paedo
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>>153220472
Thankfully I second guessed myself and didn't captain the troll
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3 goals. 3 assists and fuck all for Rice
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rice a fraudulent shitter
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I kept Rice over Rogers because of his double
Fucking loser
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>>153120748
I knew I should've gone for Oretaard
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Tarkowski another loser
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>>153220472
>>153220548
>he doesn't know about the incoming JP double from the bench
NGMI
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Beto you fucking mong. That's my clean sheet gone
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BETO CHADS
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verbruggen was on a bp too
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>ndiaye on 11 DEFCONs
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Petrovic back on the radar GW25>
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Time for Spazchez to fuck up
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Green arrow by a margin of 3 points and zero goal contributions across my whole team
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>joao pedrophile

Took a -4 to get him in the team
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>>153221198
7 minutes and he fucks it
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>>153221198
KWAB
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chalobah clean sheet gone
why do i never consider bowen when he's 3rd most points for forwards
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3 more games and it really has to be time for Sanchez to go
He is driving me insane
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Every AI predicting a Chelsea clean sheet and recommending Chalobah + Sanchez
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>>153221526
I've had Sanchez all season. He's not good
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>>153221526
I actually got bummed out when I realised how many people use AI tools. Why even play at all then...
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>having chelshit ASSets with that hipster fraud on the wheel
ishygddt
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Sanchez really, really is a spaz
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Wasn't even considering it, but suddenly feel like doing a wild card. There's a bunch of shitters I would like to get rid of.
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FPL is pure luck. Chelsea conceding to this West Ham just shouldn't happen.
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>>153220355
arsewog the african seething over people talking about fpl as per usual lol
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Purchase price for Sanchez was 5 mil. 4.9 mil currently
I'll keep him for Wolves, but not Leeds, Burnley
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>haha lads look at Chelsea's upcoming fixtures! Make sure to stock up on their players!!
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>>153179758
Hope you didn't go through with this.
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Troll Pedro coming on second half
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>>153221911
Obviously you don't know Chelsea mate
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>>153222049
If he doesnt score a hattrick im fuming
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Start: Chalobah 0 points
Bench: Senesi 8 points
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>>153222118
Welcome to FPL. We fucking suck.
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>>153221947
I didnt get Enzo just to be a faggot contrarian, and it will turn out to be a good decision.
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Troll Pedro, score some fucking goals lad
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>buy defender in top 5 for fpl points
>they concede 2 in 1st half
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>>153222118
Why bench a defender against Wolves? Did you actually fall for the "Wolves are in "form" " meme and think the worst team in league magically became good?
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>>153222232
I can't play everyone. It was either bench Chalobah or Thiago
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>>153222313
Surely there was someone worse?
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NEVER IN DOUBT
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so back
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Great, now mongs will keep praising Rosenior because his substitutions...
Why not just start the better platers
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>>153222354
Gabriel, Timber, Chalobah
Rice, Fernandes, Semenyo, Mbeumo,
Thiago, Pedro, Haaland

Nope
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>jp is actually 30% EO
The shittiest header in the world rewarding bad players for a bad pick. What a game.
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>triple arse
>0g/a
>triple chelshit
>0g/a
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>>153222559
>He has Arsenal attackers in his team
Own Goal is their top scorer m8
>>
alri
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Why does Enzo keep getting stupid yellow cards?
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Thank you based penzo
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>>153222877
He's black
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>>153220880
G+A+3BPS, I'll take it.
>>153221914
Retard
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lmao @ VAR pussying out of triple red card check
>>153222442
Cope
I'm also coping because I didn't get him in
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be quiet arsewog. the humans are speaking.
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>>153222877
Argies have always been dirty players.
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You're no human, more like a fat little virgin slob
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>>153222668
>Arsenal attackers
I got two defenders and their dm because they were the biggest attacking threat
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>should've been sent off in the first 8 minutes for 4 yellow card offences
>Scores
How am I supposed to take this game seriously when points are decided by PGMOL above all else?
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You do have Wirtz AND Ekitike don't you?
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based
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>>153223896
Why yes, anon.
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>49 from 5
Based Flugo Wekitike
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Why didn't Szoboszlai get the assist?
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>>153225051
Woke nonsense if that's ever an assist.
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>>153225126
Fuck off I need points
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Why is this bald fraud insisting on playing Szoblingz at right back. I hate him so much.
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>>153225528
Around the start of the season they said that Szob can play in 3 or 4 different positions depending on what the team needs at any given moment. That is something that you always gotta be prepared for I guess.
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>>153225528
Le play your best player at rb man
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>>153225528
Everyone else is injured.
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save me mbumbo
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>>153217601
Based
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Mbeumo 2 goals coming up
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I finally dropped Haaland so he will score a hattrick today
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>>153235039
Inshallah brother.
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Come on, you fat arsed cretin. You're playing up front, score some goals
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Mbeumo can't play with Cunha
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And so my season long pattern of starting Cash in easy games for 2 points and benching him for difficult games and not getting his 8 points continues
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>>153235912
Wouldn't say Brentford is an easy fixture
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Shadebros...
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>he didn't triple captain Casemiro

Are you even trying?
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Brought in Mbeumo and now considering getting rid. He just can't play alongside Cunha
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>>153235967
Their away form is pretty poor and they've not scored too many
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>>153235746
>>153236054
Apologise
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New >>153236319
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>>153236244
Mbeumo does fuck all when Cunha is playing

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