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Mental elves edition

Kyren Wilson vs Wu Yize is live at Ally Pally, all square at the mid session interval (2-2), seeking to reach the final of this years Masters against John Higgins.

Final starts at 1pm Sunday (British time)

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Yasmine
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>>153013153
WHERE'S THE SUBJECT GOING?!
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If he had bottle, he would be Wew Yize.
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Why does kyren always polish his rod until it squeaks?
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>>153013720
dont we all?
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YIZE
I CAN BOOGIE
BUT I NEED A CERTAIN SONG

On a side note, fuck webp.
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Anime.

This is a depiction of refs trying to remove Kyle's tears from Ally Pally if he loses the match, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
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Yize is a disgrace. He should be sent to a work camp
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>>153013918
>I can boogie, boogie boogie, Xiao Guodong
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There's nothing about Kyren's game that is easy on the eye is there?
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>>153013906
Well, I don't do it as violently as he does it.
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ARE YOU WITH ME DOCTOR WU?
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This "Wuuuuuuu" shit is literally Shootout-tier. John Higgins personally had a go at someone in the crowd earlier today for yelling out while he was walking around the table in between shots, and in this match we've got whole swarms of people shouting "woooooo" every few shots. It's just such a massive double standard.
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>>153014642
I like it, it's about time the crowds did something other than GWAN
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>>153014642
this type of chicanery would never happen at the Mattioli Arena
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Woooooooooooooooooowooooooooo
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>>153014642
It's just Deanos and darts fans unfortunately. Just be grateful they don't all shout out 6-7 when someone reaches 67.
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>>153014642
gotta be the remnant chav aura in the Ally Pally from three weeks ago.
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>>153014642
It's already tiresome
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Joe Perry is still very amateurish on the comms. I wont be happy if he gets a look in at the final in any capacity.
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HEY JOE
WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT MIC IN YOUR HAND
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Pizza or pasta? What do lads prefer?
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>>153015214
Never heard of either of them
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>>153015214
Why, are you preparing dinner for a lad?
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>>153015337
>>153015383
sorry it was a /brit/ post that accidentally went to this thread
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Where were you when higgy swatted jeb
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Now that was a based shot. I would have put Kyren back in and made him have another go. I wouldn't even have realised that with the brown on the cushion, the balls were more favourable for me, and that's before Woooooooooooo Yize actually potted that red.
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I haven't washed for two days and just stuck my fingers under my foreskin and sniffed and it smells like an OXO cube

Cmon cryren crush this wu yize and these wooing cunts who don't even like him
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>Oh, he can't pot the black! Or the yellow!
>The blue is right there and I was expecting him to go for it anyway
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I get the feeling the Chinese snooker coaches have been teaching players specifically to overcome zest. All the YCPs now can pot anything from anywhere, then miss the next shot. It's not always a great way to win a match, but it'll overcome any zesty position.
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Yize's got style and he's got class but most of all he's got love(ly) technique
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>>153016122
He used to have brilliant hair too, but he seems to have abandoned his anime arc.
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>>153016013
Excellent post in the previous thread
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WU YIZCIDER
Or alternatively, Kyren Wilcider
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GWAN KYREN
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> all you want in a final frame decider is a chance

Nope. You want to win it.
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>Pot success is 87% for both players
John Higgins is going to eat the winner of this alive.
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Yize you FUCKING RETARD
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Just reflected how much I've been enjoying watching the masters this year
Just reflected no Murphy on Comms this year
Hmmm
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So when's Ronnie on?
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>>153016837
April in the WC
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Can't wait for kyrens boring post match drivel
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>tfw no "Wooooo" in the final against John Higgins
>tfw Riggins won't chimp out and attack someone in the crowd for making "woooo" noises
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Whoopi Goldberg in the crowd cheering for Kiran
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3 threads going...
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>>153016895
He'll mention value for money mark my words.
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>>153017145
Where's the third thread going?!
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Put it to bed.
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>>153016895
I've been really enjoying his interviews in the actual studio. Those interviews provide a lot of insight into how things feel behind the scenes. The ones by the table with Rob Walker, admittedly, are not as interesting.
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>>153017285
I find him charming.
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>>153017237
straight to page 10 during the coming handegg spam
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Wu will rue the rouge ball that went askew.
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Who actually is called their nickname for nothing? My vote would go to Mark Selby. As much as I like him he's not the funniest man and doesn't deserve his nickname. I'd like Hazel after an interview to say "They call him the Jester from Leicester for nothing."
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>>153017479
There will definitely be a player nicknamed "The Chinese Menace" or "The Chinese Potting Star" whose nickname was just given to them by Barry Hearn because they didn't have one already.
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>>153017616
Ding is The Dragon purely for being Chinese. He was born in the year of the rabbit for Christ sake.
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>>153017479
It's not for nothing; it's because it rhymes.
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>>153017479
Selby should change his nickname to Mark "the sad clown" Selby
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Kyrens tears say more than words ever could.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great Jester from Leicester is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am The Jester from Leicester."
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>>153018377
this cunt crying again?
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>>153018497
only 12-13 times on camera per year.
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>page 8
bedtime bump
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>>153024275
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>>153018442
perfect
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>>153018497
>>153018658
the propaganda has been relentless
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>>153017616
"The Yellow Peril"
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>>153017479
Mark Williams is the real jester
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>both threads survived the spam
/sp/ is dead for real
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>>153031013
Both threads were being bumped through the whole night, to be fair.
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>Wrong thread incident part deux
Oh no
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>Krylel v Higgins
such a bleh final
the Masters always disappoints
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GWAN THE PLAYERS
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h i p s
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>>153014642
shootout? more like shoutout
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I've wondered more than once if John's eyesight is failing him.
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You will move to this one, won’t you?
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>>153045685
We have to now
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>>153045781
Make the call, son.
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>last 4 winners are Kryen, Shorn, Rpmmie and Jedd
why do people like the Masters again?
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>>153046847
It's such an incredible atmosphere of whooping GWANners, Deanos and wideboys, in an absolutely unbelievable venue (if you're a wasp).
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MONDAY - Championship League Group 5

>Mark Selby
>Zhao Xintong
>Neil Robertson
>Wu Yize
>Kyren Wilson (maybe he'll withdraw?)
>Xiao Guodong
>Stuart Bingham

best CL group ever?
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>Kyren only needs to win UK Championship to get the triple crown
Wew.

>>153052818
Finally some real snooker.
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>>153052818
It's bo5 btw, in case you were interested in watching.
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>Kryin actually did it
Wew, I fell asleep during the 13th frame or something
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>>153046847
I watched the masters and I didn't enjoy it.
I can't really put my finger on it.
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2026 WSF Junior/Women's Snooker Championships - Day 1, Table 1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBcJY2OpX4U
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I liked Kyren, then I switched to not liking him. But I can't articulate exactly why.
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>>153060400
he went from unlikely champion --> ego tripping whiner
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>I missed the back to back zesturies
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WOO
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>no Desi, Tina or Ania
sort it out Barry
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GWAN SELBER
GWAN XIAO
GWAN WOO
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The Championship League. Home
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Lethal Ethan is BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBcJY2OpX4U
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Lel well in
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>>153061538
>that carpet
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>>153061538
>lad called Wallace Wong
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N A T A L I A

>>153061764
I don't think even Mr Rob would want to touch that disgusting carpet

>>153062039
nothing wong with that! (hehe)
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>>153062911
WST honouring its NATO allies I see.
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GWAN GNOLL
GWAN XI(NTONG/AO)

>>153062911
>I don't think even Mr Rob would want to touch that disgusting carpet
You don't understand art. It's avant-garde.
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About to watch Ronnie against Wakelin at the last Saudi Masters.
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>>153062911
That carpet shows years of marks left while playing snooker, thought you would have more respect for paTina.
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>>153062039
>Wallace "Trousers" Wong
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>>153063479
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lelby is getting WOO'd (bad)
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>>153063656
NOW he can play.
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>Neil Waywardson
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uhm Barry, this is unwatchable. I need my daily dose of cute refs
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>>153063656
He is self wooing now
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>>153063675
>>153064036
I kneel (not to be confused with Neyul)
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>>153064036
>>153064215
And yet, the Zester wins with a zestury.
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aw poor woo with his little baby chimp face
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>>153064251
Mattioli arena? More like the Century Farming arena
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cider between Neyul and Sexy Oli coming up
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T I S M C I D E R
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!bingtong!
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>>153064285
>Apparently these Snooker tournaments were going on, right? and uhh someone kept winning 'em.
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>Oli Lines was woke up this morning by Marcel
hehehehe
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>>153064441
kek
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B a l l r u n
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h
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m
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>>153065034
Fortunately for literally everyone but Bing, luck isn't enough to win every match, when your opponent is a better player.
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>>153039144
He said he gets tired because he's usually in bed by 9pm. I think I remember him playing noticably worse at night a few times now but it's hard to tell if this is just excuses.
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>>153064527
>touching ball
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Lelby v Xintong tomorrow at 11am
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>>153065885
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GWAN MINK
GWAN NG
GWAN SELBS
GWAN WE WUZ
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Lovely fluke from Tong
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Was hoping to catch Grădinari live.
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>>153078806
To evaluate her skill as a ref, of course.
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Neyul establishing dominance
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>>153078825
No, her son.
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Neil heading out of the Championshit League.
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Guodong against Yize it is, then.
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>>153078875
>>153078906
I'm seeing double here, 4 Romanias!
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>>153079008
Cherish the moment.
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>>153079008
For me, it's Andorra.
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GWAN LITERALLY WU
GWAN ZHAO

>Selby wins three matches in a row yesterday
>loses two matches in a row today
Typical nu-Selby.
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>>153064527
you just KNOW that Marclel has a stable of young ref boys that he personally ""trains""
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>>153079182
>whitewashes bing with almost three consecutive zenturies
Mr Zelby's wild ride
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>>153079780
Now this is potracing!
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Any streams of the ongoing snooker ?
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>>153079881
Official streams for both tables are on these channels:
https://www.youtube.com/@MatchroomPool1/streams
https://www.youtube.com/@MatchroomMultiSport/streams
Next matches start in 30 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/@WPBSA
WSF Junior/Womens Championships, if you want something to watch while >waiting. They're playing now.
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>>153079939
Thank you. How do you guys always find streams anyway ?I can't seem to ever find anything.
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>>153079954
These are official streams, so it's easy.
For tournaments that don't have them, we search. In most cases there is at least something. Lately I've been using this site someone had posted. Not everyone likes it, because it has Russian commentary, but I always mute my streams anyway, so it's not a problem. They have pretty much every event. And can't really be taken down, because it's in Russia.
https://snooker-live.ru/
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>>153080013
Thanks very much Janusz.
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>>153080088
You're welcome, Jean.
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GWAN DONG
GWAN WEEEE
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GWAN ZHAO
GWAN XIAO
GWAN SELBO
SORRY WOO
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>>153080877
>Lelby vs Xintong final
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clean it up brushjannies
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I really can't tell the chinese players apart, except for Ding.
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And the Jester whitewashes again.

>>153081169
Not yet.
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GWAN MARK
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Xiao gave us a nice little zesting, but in the end he was whitewashed too.
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Selby has big cock energy.
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Selby v Xintong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbUYnCvjMWc
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GO ON THE ZESTER
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>75 - 61
das extremely it mane
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D O U B L E

>>153081744
Wrong! This man is deceased
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Zhao may have telekinetic powers
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wew what a break
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I think we're getting a glass of the traditional Chinese lemon cider tonight.
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>>153082353
about that...
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>>153082459
Well, we got some lemons instead, better get to it.
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And for today's main dish:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiism-Li57s
Ng playing right now.

GO ON THE YOUNG HONGKONGESE PLAYER (F)
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>>153082561
Ng getting zested and bested by Anna Snuka
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Group 6:
>Zhao Xintong
>Wu Yeezy
>Zhang Anda
>Xiao Guodong
>Jak Jones
>Jak Lisowski
>Oli Lines
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Will Mark become the Champion of the Championship League (Invitational) for the third time in a row?

>>153082591
Yet she won. Never in doubt.

>>153082832
Finally a good one. Most of the ones you've been posting are completely random. But the "player's face on the table while the opponent is potting" ones are the best.
They nicely depict that utterly helpless despair and regret. The "It's Over" of snooker, so to speak.
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Baggiebro...
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>>153083772
conversely: Canarybros... :)
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>>153083522
>Most of the ones you've been posting are completely random.
You don't understand art. It's avant-garde.
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>>153084402
I get your vision. This one in particular is inspired. >>153080031
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>>153084422
Many thanks.
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>>153083522
>Will Mark become the Champion of the Championship League (Invitational) for the third time in a row?
I'd be surprised if he didn't. His proficiency on these Rasson meme tables + Leicester buff make him near unbeatable.
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>>153083772
>>153083789
Yeah, absolutely awful that was, a shocker really. We're going down at the moment.
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>>153085669
It was reminiscent of the final days of Manning at Norwich, both the players and the fans. And thats your *new* manager. Need us both to stay up to reunite with Cardiff next season
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>>153084459
>pic
And Then There Were None (But The Ball Jannie)
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>>153085778
Yeah, the squad is absolute pony and our form is terrible, we're in free fall at the moment, see you again in a few weeks!
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>Mink 3rd in the group behind two younger YTPs
I can't keep up with all these YoungThaiProspects
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gwan !xindong!
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T-Time for the Tongback
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GWAN THE YCPs

>>153091376
A week without a 147 just wouldn't feel right.
Of course, he lost the match.
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>another 147
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>>153091538
Looks like you got there first so I'll just post mine for posterity's sake.
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>>153091704
Posteriors sake*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOa2zI4fi8
Ng and Mink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYm0NwZpuaI
Not started yet, so not sure, but it should be Bai.

GO ON THE GIRLS
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Please recommend me a positively entertaining best-of-11 match from this season.
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>>153092119
Higgins vs Xintong or Higgins vs Trump from this years Masters were sweet if you didn't see them.
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>>153092188
Bless you!
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>>153092117
>Man Yan So
>is actually a woman
heh


>>153092119
Willo vs Selby, CoC
Higgins vs Judd, Masters
Selby vs Zhao, Intl Champs
Murphy vs Higgins, UKs
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>>153091725
And there I was thinking the joke didn't need to be spelled out for this ASStute /147/ crowd.
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was that another 147, by wu?
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>>153092593
Yes
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heh, Oli has had two maximums against him today
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>>153092652
the (whipping) boy
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>>153092593
A match without a 147 just wouldn't feel right.
Of course, he won the match.
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>>153092676
i heard someone say something similar once
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GWAN WINGCHAIRMAN MAOS
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>Ng whitewashed Mink
Mink bros...
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Moя ccылкa дo cих пop oтoбpaжaeтcя. :з
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Wrong thread…
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Observe.
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>>153093196
I cannot quite figure out what he was trying to do in the first place
why the backspin
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>>153093196
I hope the kubol got a thorough cleaning after rolling on that heinous carpet
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Hope all four YCPs will be in the top 5 tomorrow.

>>153092985
No, this is the right now.

>>153093275
It looks to me like he's trying to hit the red on the left and using the spin to make up for not having the right angle available. But that's retarded in itself, because if he managed, he would surely leave one or more of the other four reds for easy potting.

>>153093282
>
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>>153092866
lost to phoemphul also
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>8.4% of all 147s in professional snooker have been made in the past 7 months
>9.7% of all 147s in professional snooker have been made in the championship league
>2.1% of all 147s in professional snooker have been made in the championship league in the past 7 months
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>>153093196
>>153093275
It looks to me like he was trying some kind of masse shot, where the ball would go forwards but spin back so much that it reversed. But why do that when you can just bounce off the cushion and go backwards that way instead?
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>>153096195
careful mate or you'll have Dave Hendon out of a job
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>>153093196
Relative of Karl Boyes the pool player?
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>>153096321
He might be trying to hit on the extreme right side if the kubol, as he looks at it, and it makes it look like he's striking lower on the kubol than he actually is. It could be some funky masse swerve to get the right angle to come off one cushion, past the right of the black ball, with the extreme right spin widening the angle and hitting the reds on the right of the table.
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>>153096195
Just another proof of the League's superiority.

>>153097093
A relative of all the boys, it seems.
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>>153092985
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only two WangBros remain...
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N G C I D E R

GWAN NG
GWAN XIAO
GWAN TONG

>>153100646
On Yeeah.
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>Changler Bingyu has pulled out of the German Masters
Hm..
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>>153098888
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>>153100987
>N G C I D E R
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>>153101048
Mental Gnelf strikes again.

>>153101178
I didn't notice the prestige of the event raised even further.
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>>153092232
>Higgins vs Judd, Masters
It satisfied my request.
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Sorry to blogpost but this year I'm planning that every book I read is from a different country, none of them being in the Anglosphere.
I've started reading "Beer in the Snooker Club" by the Egyptian writer Waguih Ghali, I'll not lie, I'm reading it for the title alone, but already it's had
>brushy
>carpets
>armchairs
So it's looking to be a good choice.
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Ng won, but there was no Ngcider in the end.

>Xiao out of the top 5
Nooo, I wanted all four YCPs in.

>>153101565
Ah, Egypt, the Home of Snooker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
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>>153101631
>waiting for Wael Talaat
Actually, there's some countries I'm currently struggling to decide what book, Poland being a prime example. Should I read more Olga Tokarczuk, Bruno Schulz, or Stanisław Lem?
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>>153101673
Sapkowski's "Narrenturm". It's a trilogy, but you can always read the other two books later.
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>>153101051
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GWAN WHEEZY
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XintongWinsLol
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GWAN THE YCPS
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Wu v Zhao then.
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GO ON ZHAO
GO ON WOO
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>>153102740
with Dominic Dale on comms. this is overwhelmingly prestigious.
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I don't think escaping snookers is Jizzy's strong point
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>>153102815
Literally WC final decider level.
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Dom really enjoyed hearing the word "starfish."
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>>153102854
Now for the zest
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>>153102900
Already all good things in the first frame.
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>>153102898
that was a Ken tier off mic laugh
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>that red with a position to blue
>positioning to the last red as well
Nice.
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Zhao made a maxi vs Jak Jones, so that's three in this group, all made by YCPs.
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Wew, what a break by Wu. Memes aside, this was a magnificent frame.
And Wu's plant should find its way into the shots of the season compilation.

>>153102981
Lel, didn't know about that one.
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>>153102988
Indeed, it had everything you'd want from the first frame of the most important final of the year so far.

>Lel, didn't know about that one.
Me neither i just now checked the tournament page, when i turned the match on Tong was already on his way to a second century.
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>>153102919
Maybe Bill Burr learned it from Ken.
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>>153103005
And now a century as well.
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>>153103108
>tfw have to play on friday and saturday
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HOWEVER
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more like zestong
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time for some bowls
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>Fintong
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WOOOOOO
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*wins*
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>waitign for're snooker
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>>153102854
>Championship League Snooker Invitational
If it's an invitational, does that mean there are no ranking points?
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>>153103330
Another day of the League and WSF tomorrow.

>>153103651
Yes, there are Championship League (Invitational) and Championship League (Ranking), two different tournaments, and of course the former is non-ranking.
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Tong has pulled out of tomorrow's group
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>>153104197
>Xu Si
>Jimmy Robertson
>Jak Jones
>Lei Peifan
>Zhang Anda
>Ryan Day
>Jack Lisowski
Lame. At least there's Zhang. Si and Pie are alright too.
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>>153104214
>At least there's Zhang. Si and Pie are alright too.
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>>153104379
Reminds me.
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They used to award £147k for a maximum at the smelly Cruce. Now journeymen make them every day. Not my sport anymore.
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>>153109424
bye then
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They should make the pockets even smaller. As in change table dimensions to make them smaller. Too many potters about nowadays., too many flukes.
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>>153109455
Well that would make everything better but it's never going to happen.

>barry carrying on about entertainment value, "The more centuries the better"
>shitter players who can't survive with tight pockets (half of the current tour) whining about how it isn't fair

anyway back to >waiting for le maximum merchant Xu Si to make a 147 on these pool tables
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>>153109455
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Today, January 23rd, is very literally a HUGE day for snooker.
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>>153110308
>Women's and Junior finals both start at the same time
but hwhy
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>>153101673
>waiting for Wael Talaat
I'm afraid he died a year or two ago. You'll be waiting for a while.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wael_Talaat
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>>153103841
I'm seeing double! Four Championship Leagues!

...Which one is more prestigious? I assume the ranking one, since those will be the players nobody wanted to invite.
>>
GWAN THE YCPs
GWAN THE GIRLS
GWAN THE JUNIORS

>>153110616
>I'm seeing double! Four Championship Leagues!
I wish. They would be called the Quadruple Crown.

>Which one is more prestigious?
That's like comparing which star is hotter. Both are at the top, that's all we need to know.
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Bai is destroying her fellow woman as per usual
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>>153110941
Bai = Hendry
Ng = Jimmy White
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the YUP takeover continues
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>>153111397
The blue-and-yellow plague...
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>how many inches please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA8btsxHHUY
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GWAN PIE
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GO ON THE MIGHTY MOUSE
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The second most exciting player on the tour.
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Jegga stole my cue.
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>>153112753
Jedd has always been eager to feel another fella's cue
>>
>>
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>>153112753
what is story here? Chinese looks annoyed.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56es7hCzvJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvUBbWxalE
Another day of the prestigious WSF. No women or juniors today. Only real men playing the real man's sport.

>>153118734
No idea, but he doesn't really look annoyed to me. It seems like a follow-up to something they already talked about before. Either it wasn't shown, or I missed it.
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>>153119582
It looks as if he was already using one of Zhang's cues, at the end Zhang takes them both back with him. Jegg must've wanted to try out an authentic YCP cue.
>>
GWAN ZHANG
GWAN LEI

>>153120799
Perhaps. The video is still available on the channel, so we could investigate this. If we wanted to.
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>Jak v Jeg
>de Gay v Suzy
dire
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I spent 5 hours fixing my dad's 20-year-old PC. Half of my favourite day of the week is gone.

GWANDA
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>Robertson (Jimmy) topping the group
just Group 7 thigns
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>YCP final
And it looks like a 3-0.

GWAN SUSHI
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Panda status: no longer endangered
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The Tong maximum was very pretty.
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here's your World Number 1 (f) bro
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>>153129050
>>153129056
>no posts for nearly 3 hours
>suddenly two posts 30 seconds apart
>for no reason, as there's no snooker on
Why does this happen so often?
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>>153129126
bong anon and I just got off work at the same time, please stop questioning things
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>>153129232
>work on Saturday

>>153135821
Love to see it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFgoBrleC9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsXU0uRLldQ
Day 2 of the highly esteemed WSF Snooker Championships.
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>>153140128
>no stream for Hugill's table

GWAN HUGILLMATIC
GWAN THE YOUNGMONGOLIANPROSPECTS
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>Israel Pertman (a)
>from Israel
Bravo, Kojima!

>>153140795
No stream for Latvia's brave Kalnins either. But there's one for Ochoiski.
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>>153140841
bloody french
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>Wu Yize has withdrawn from the German Masters on medical grounds
>Bingyu has visa issues
Germany fears the YCP
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Peter Devl: IN!

now, it's gwan Dikme
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Latvia's future GOAT Nikita Bazilevics.
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>>153145398
D E C I D E R vs the oldest looking teenager in recorded history
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Dark Austria bros...
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>>153147873
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>Luke Pinches
Is he related to are Barry?

>>153147873
What snooker does to a boy.

>>153148631
There are many more Austria's braves.
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>it's another Baipat in a 5-star hotel episode
I believe anon was correct with his theory that she is financed by the Thai government to be an influencer
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>Rpdmey scheduled to play at 3pm local tomorrow
>still not pulled out of the Deutsche Meisters
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>>153151610
he'll withdraw at 8:12am after his morning rooon and not one second earlier.
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>>153151610
>>153151891
He's playing on Tuesday though, not tomorrow. A lot of time to roon away.
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>>153152723
>He's playing on Tuesday though, not tomorrow. A lot of time to roon away.

>quali match on Tuesday
wat
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>>153153256
Yes, there's a lot of "held over to main arena" matches, so they need nearly two days to finish the qualifiers. The actual matches start at 20:00 (local time) on Tuesday.
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>>153148740
One was MKUltrad the other was made to watch Mork matches from an early age. Which is more damaging?

>>153149559
>Luke Pinches (born 7 August 2000) is an English snooker player. He is the son of snooker professional Barry Pinches.
>He played his father in a professional qualifying event on 16 May 2018.[1]
>Barry Pinches won the match 4–1.

>>153151610
>The Masters? No thanks. give me the German Masters, the more prestigious of the two.
Baized?
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>>153155752
>He played his father in a professional qualifying event on 16 May 2018.[1]
I was joking, but now I remember that. I think we didn't have a thread then after the WC final, because I can't find it in the archive.
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>>153150801
Oh Chinaman in the baize, what is your wisdom?
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>>153157122
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>>153151281
Many hotels in TL also offer free stays to influencers in exchange for posting photos.
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Morning lads, how are we? Only match that looks interesting today is Milkman/Krying. These qualifiers are always strange.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baI7IGlOeQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgI1qMcTzuk
Go on the players.
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We did it, Hakoddit! Next stop: one million.
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>>153168067
>Polebro is over a quarter of all the Hako listens in the world
I have a few songs on YouTube with under 1,000 views that I've probably listened to maybe 50 times, but this is a whole other level.
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>>153167345
>Only match that looks interesting today is Milkman/Krying
Blorky v Dark Mavis?
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>>153168067
How come last fm has multiple Hakos? The English version of her name has a lot more listeners.
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>>153168067
>100,000
Nicee.
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>>153167345
>4-0 mid session
He might actually fall off tour, that Welsh Open win + home nations bonus money completely killed his hunger it seems.
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>>153168381
>>153168793
>>153168887
I noticed this after posting and before having to leave. There are casuals who have metadata of their mp3s in romaji, so she has two pages, one for "山崎ハコ" and one for "Hako Yamasaki". The latter has around 10 times more listeners, but a similar number of listens. Yes, filthy casuls.
So the total number of listens is actually 800k and I need another 100k to reach 25%. More, in fact, because I'm also contributing to the total number. Well, better get to it.
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Time for milk
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>no ciders
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>>153169840
>only two matches in the evening session
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>>153170012
Still, Williams on the main table should be watchable
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>>153170120
Willo + Tina = tha sounds good
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>>153170764
And McAnus!
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>>153170764
If you watch the game, you don't see Tina.
But if you watch Tina, you'll see the whole game...
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>back home
>the only snooker left for me is Wakelin v Ishpreet
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>>153172532
speaking of Chadhaha:
https://www.wst.tv/news/2026/january/25/singh-chadha-puts-controller-aside-in-snooker-pursuit/
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>>153171028
Had to settle for Russian Alan, I wonder if he has his own touchscreen alanysis screen.

>>153171397
very allegorical... really makes one think.

>>153172532
>>153172743
Gamers once again proving to be the most poweful race on the planet
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>>153172743
>"I am fairly confident that I will stay on hopefully."
I will absolutely stay on, I hope, maybe, please god...

>"The 29-year-old"
Snooker sucks youth out of another victim.

>>153172788
>Gamers once again proving to be the most poweful race on the planet
True, Neil just qualified to the main event without even trying, literally.
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TUESDAY - German Masters

>Qual Round 3 (bo9)
>09:00
John Higgins v Jamie Jones
Judd Trump v Cheung Kawaii
Si Jiahui v Fan Zhengyi (that's a tongue-twister!)
Xiao Dugong v Robbie Williams

>14:00
Mark Selby v Liu Hongyu
Gary Wilson v Scott Donaldsunn))
Zhao Xintong v Jiang Jun
Rpmmie v Long Zehuang

>Round 2 (bo9)
>19:00
Kryen Wilson v Anthony McGill
Jordan Brown v Jak Jones
Shaun Murphy v Julien Leglerg
Elliot Slessor v Ishpreet Singh
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>>153175272
My 5'3 ass going to Europe be like
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GWAN THE YCPs
GWAN KAWAII
GWAN RIGGY
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D O N G T U R Y

Also, Desi on Xiao's table.
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Xiao goes on. The Boy, of course, too.
And Si. Higgs building a break for 5-1 currently, but maybe he's planning something.
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No, he would never rig a match (in the qualifiers).
Rig: INs

GWAN KEKBY
GWAN GNELF
GWAN SCOTT
GWAN THE YCPs (minus Liu)
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>>153177156
Strange.. I thought that anon gave her a career ending pregnancy.

>>153177919
He's saving it for the final (again) as per Syndicate commands
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>>153172788
>Had to settle for Russian Alan, I wonder if he has his own touchscreen alanysis screen.
I sacrificed on the stream quality to have McAnus on comms. 480p Alan > 720p Ivan
>>153176286
Heh
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GO ON RONNY
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GWAN RUNOLDO
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>Mark Sentury
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>>153178367
Were watching on sportsplus? It's down for me rn, think the gov jannies have blocked it.
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>skips all UK events but UK Championship
>attends all non-UK events but Wuhan Open
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>>153178425
Was watching on livetv.sx
sportsplus still up for me
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>>153178441
His hatred of Bwitish crowds and Ali Carter is fuelling him

>>153178483
Hm must be my ISP

>that lelby exhibition black
wew
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GWAN LONG AVERAGE SHOT TIME ZEHUANG
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>>
>it's a Ronnie's tip is damaged episode
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>>153178697
>>it's a Ronnie's tip is damaged episode
Love it when old pop stars only play the hits.
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Scotty does well, unfortunately for Gnelf.
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>>153179020
do you think after a defeat Gnelf looks himself in the mirror and quietly whispers to himself 'you've been Gnelfed!' and has a wry little chuckle
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>5-2 the closest match
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Gwanthony, JB, and The Clerk
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tony on the big table
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>99
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>>153180291
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>>153179126
It's happening again
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>>153181144
it's the new 6-2
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>>153181144
>>153181168
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>McKill
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when's Blobbins
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Kubol fuming ヽ(°ω°)ノ
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>>153181580
if he's conscious, he's fuming
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>>153181568
>waiting for the Hawk and the Mouse

>>153181682
No table punch? I am disappoint
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>Gnlelf
>Slelssor
>Loldan
>McLol
>Lelercq
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tantric lapping with Ania
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>>153180527
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M O U S E M A X I
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>>153186017
What the hell, I haven't even launched the stream yet.
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>break of 50+
>blork
>lose frame
>repeat
That's our Larry Hopkins.
But Zhang is in a good form today. Very nice break just now. Amazing positioning.
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Blorko: S E T T L E D
(Thanks to a fluke, obviously.)
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chasing the frauleins
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>>153181934
>blobby
>killo

>>153186079
H-He's fast! In spite of his little legs.
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The Mouse crawls on.

>147 by Zhang in frame 1.
>It was the fifth max of his career and the 239th in pro snooker.
>It is the 22nd this season.

>>153186631
>killo
Still not over.
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It's over.
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>wake up
>Blorb lost
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>wake up
>in-form Neil won
>another 147
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The Juddernaut CANNOT be stopped
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>>153187788
Trump ist Trumpf.
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Haha time for mr lemons
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selby stream anyone?
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>>153189197
for me it's the pigman and sunn))
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>excellent long pot
>go in off
heh, a classic.

>>153189333
the russians have it now

>>153189357
I reckon Stu Bingz wakes up in a cold sweat thinking about that 5-0 UKs comeback
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>>153189390
>the russians have it now
thanks dude
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Xu Si, black ball anastasiacider and the frame.
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im watching on huya dot com at the moment
does anyone know how to get rid of the chat box on the site though?
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>both lelby and gwannie playing like absolute arse
You VILL watch Ali Carter vs Xu Si and you VILL be happy
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ah the dreaded double snooker
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selbois we're gettin slaughtered here
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>losing to a guy literally called Suzy
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Pink committing seppuku
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>Sharter choking on home turf
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2024 Snppker Shppt Put Winner Tom Ford status: IN
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some closer matches at last
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Nooooo, Zhao...

GWAN THE PRANKSTER
GWAN THE CAPTAIN
GWAN SCOTTO
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O'Nonononono...
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Mark Selby, one more.
>>
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>make your grand return to snooker among the plebeians
>lose to your arch-nemesis Sharty
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MIDNIGHT (in Germany) CIDER
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>losing to the Chinese Martin O'Donnell
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Si is finished.
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One for the purists this
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>
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Major league zest
>>
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Mark treating us good tonight
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This one is brutal.
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William "Mark" Lemons has gone too far this time
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>>153193981
One of the toughest i've ever seen to get out of
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Xu Si.Exe has stopped working
>>
>>
he must be stopped
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lmao
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Lmao, ended with a kubol.
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>that ending
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>>153194084
>>153194088
The proper way to end an hour+ long cider
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Times you acted like Gnelf?
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GWAN ZHANG

>>153194982
>at school when I was 8
>teacher taking attendance
>remember I didn't do my homework
>hide under the desk and pretend I'm absent
>"let the lemons hit the baize" starts playing
Mark Selby, one, nothing wrong with me.
>>
Today I shall be mostly gwanning Neyul
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Zhang, no...
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Could have Robbo v Robbo in the next round.
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>>153198249
who will job the hardest?
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GWAN MORK
GWAN SUSHI
GWAN CHADHA
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>>153199018
is that a Tina?
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>>153199126
nein
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>>153199018
>>153199044
Two QTs
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>Bobbins
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>4-0
>4-0
>4-0
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>>153199235
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>>153199292
>5-0
>5-0
>5-0
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>>153198884
>0/3
>literally none of them won a frame
>got 201 points in 15 frames between them
>no 50+ break
We're back!
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>>153199682
hopefully most people had a day ticket
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>>153199133
Stern Tina?
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>>153200264
ja bitte!
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GWAN THE YCPs
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>Neyul is the only Are Guy left
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>>153202321
*laughs in Chinese*
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cryin - shorn
rob owl
xiudd - xiao
sharter - shtuart
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>>153203044
Could have been much worse. All my hope is now in Xiao, and depending on a coin toss he could just be able to beat Jebb.
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>>153202618
yeah, I'm thinking the era of Chinese domination is here to stay
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>>153203123
>one great Chinese player
>one okay Strayan player
>six barely decent boring English players
Yep, it's literally over.
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I'm in a very weird position where I'm missing all the games due to work and then just wake up to random results that always seem to be complete batterings. Is it a good tournament so far?
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>no morning session
It's a bit more over than I thought in my previous post.

Fortunately, there's WSF.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYeUn8RR7FM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLHGz7a7m4E
Our long lost boy Dean Young is playing.

>>153207544
Very few good matches. Bleak especially in comparison to the last groups of the prestigious Championship League (Invitational), that unironically had some of the best matches this season.
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>>153207544
It's grim tbqh, same as the masters. The Pendulum sends it's regards.

>>153207894
GWAN PLAYBOI, HUGELYILL, and YOUNG GARGOOLS

>waiting for the CL winners group
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Kyren's record against Morph is so bad lmao
>>
GWAN UHHHHH KYLE I GUESS

>>153208668
>waiting for the CL winners group
Oh yes. In the meantime there are also some events for huge pricks and then for Belgian women too.
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>>153209467
Fellow honorable Sirss....
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All good sirss, do the needful.
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>>153209573
He already has 23 points and the third frame has just started. Shorn in shornmbles.

>>153209642
When the opponent is Murphy, you don't even need to ask.
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>>153209724
Thanks for reminding how evil murphy sir is Polbro, but still its 0-4.
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>>153210171
He finally won one. Now it's really over for Murphy.
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if he was an Asian man working in a pharmacy, he'd be Korean Pillman
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>>153210675
Unfortunately, he's an English snooker player, so his name is Kome Killmeson.
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>5-1
>5-1

>>153209561
>for Belgian women too
>in Bruges
a fucking fairytale tournament? Men could never.
>>
GO ON THE BOYINS
>>
Any streams ?
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>>153212012
https://livetv.sx/enx/allupcomingsports/29/
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>>153212151
Thank you my friend.
>>
Gwan Robertson
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>>153212420
You may not like it, but this is what Peak Robertson looks like.
>>
GWAN XIAO
GWAN N00L

>>153212408
>https://snooker-live.ru/
And one from Russia with love. Has both tables in pretty good quality. You may want to mute the Russian commentary though.

>>153212420
Heh.
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You just KNOW
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>>153213029
The real president of China
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>ynr the 6 table setup
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>>153213383
>6
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>>153013153
when did koyren get so chunky? he's starting to look like me
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Finally a more traditional table.
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Easy for Neil.
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>5-1
>5-1
>5-1
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>Neil "Fuck the Snooker" Robertson is our last hope
Good thing the WSF finals are tomorrow and on Sunday.
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>>153213858
>Neil "Fuck the Snooker" Robertson is our last hope
Keep up mate, I told you that a day ago
>>
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barry can I have some snoox?
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>>153217075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEbXLK5D5k4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lVU6hiqUI8
Say no more. Table 1 even has commentary. In English.
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>Ryan Davies v Wang Xinbo
>Stuart Carrington v Hammad Miah
Mamma mia!
>>
GWAN NEEL
>>
>>153218865
Miah with the chance to knock out 2/3 of the Wang boys
>>
desidesidesi
>>
GWAN ROBBO
>>
Neil has been looking a bit rough recently. Maybe it's the arena lighting.
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I want to punch Shaun Murphy in his fat pig face.
Thank you and have a nice afternoon.
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Grim tournament
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>>153219755
Thank you Artem, very cool!
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>the city state of Australia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgiQlD0NyRs
The REAL afternoon session.
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>>153220408
>ast: 36.9
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W A N G C I D E R
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>Wang v Mamma Mia
Tomorrow at 13:00 (ZEST) or 12:00 (UST (Usual Snooker Time)).
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>tfw can't even gwan the roof tonight because there's no chance that a German venue will be structurally suspect
>>
GO ON THE BOY

>>153222202
Well, it's in Germany, so at least you can always hope that the pipe with Zyklon B bursts.
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do saudis even like anything but divegrass?
>>>/pw/19797920
riyadh masters tier audience
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>get home
>Nlel lost
>now only Judd Barter
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Who is ref at the carter v trump match?
She's scary but her tids must be out of this world.
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>>153223364
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>6-1
>4-0
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>>153223959
sorry for my ignorance, but what was this tweet initially referencing?
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>>153223997
himself
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>>153224054
haha, i feel this isnt the real answer though
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Trump is finished.
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Turns out Trump isn't finished just yet.
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the worst of finals
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>>153225392
It would be even worse, if uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>153225392
Shorn v Rpmmie would be worse
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