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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:28:22 No.153186592 >>153186563
Easily.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:34:19 No.153186605 Semifinals would have been more interesting with Alcaraz vs Djoko & Zverev vs Sinner
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:34:25 No.153186606 We're in the Sincaraz era folks. This is the new normal. A washed geriatric is the only other player, half of the top 20 either sucks or is perpetually injured or both. Hope everyone enjoys the faggot PR Heated Rivalry redux for the foreseeable future
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:44:38 No.153186628 Congrats to GOATkovic on another record!
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:45:52 No.153186634 >>153186606
It's going to be this for at least the rest of this decade. Maybe longer if we're unlucky and no nuzoomers emerge. Already 2 full years of only sincaraz winning GSs. Depressing.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:46:30 No.153186638 >>153186628
This is so pathetic.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:47:44 No.153186644 >>153186638
not him but cry
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:52:15 No.153186660 >>153186634
I'm not a fan of US players generally but Learner Tien seems like a nuzoomer prodigy who will start upsetting the balance this year. His beatdown of Medvedev and then near beatdown of Zverev clearly had them both rattled
>>153186628
Novaxx clearly paid off Musetti just to get this record off Federer. Musetti even shares the same agent with him. He's so petty
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:53:32 No.153186665 >>153186660
He'd've had it already if y'all hadn't deported him in '22.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:54:26 No.153186669 >>153186665
He shouldn't have presented false documents to customs. You get deported from any country for doing that. He's lucky he's even allowed to enter the country still.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:54:32 No.153186670 >>153186660
Yeah Tien is the only one so far who looks promising. If there's going to be an elite few winning everything it really needs to be 3 imo to make it more interesting, then a few that can disrupt the balance sometimes (Murray, Wawrinka)
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:54:37 No.153186672 >>153186665
>He'd've
kek
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:55:49 No.153186678 >>153186644
History will always remember him as a fraud and never as a goat.
>>153186665
Periodic and important reminder that Djokovic could have avoided all this rigamarole by simply getting vaccinated like 97%+ of his tennis player peers have.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)11:59:38 No.153186692 >>153186678
He pointlessly missed tournaments in other countries over it too. It wasn't just us denying him. He's just a fucking idiot. Incredibly talented but not a smart guy.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:00:33 No.153186693 >>153186678
History will always remember Fraud as the biggest choke artist in all of sports and Ned as a clay merchant + bald. Nole legacy is secured, we're only fighting our own demons atp
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:02:21 No.153186696 - defaulted from 1 grand slam
- couldn't play 2 others
- another was just shut down
- still won the most anyway
Truly the greatest
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:06:22 No.153186707 oh my days
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:08:56 No.153186713 >writes half the torah to defend """his goat"""
Lmao. Fed bros just know.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:09:41 No.153186716 >>153186692
>Miami Open
I guess he was good with having won it 6 times.
>Novak Djokovic regained the ATP No. 1 ranking from Alcaraz at the end of the tournament, despite having been unable to enter the United States due to being unvaccinated for COVID-19
He really does nothing except win, huh.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:10:12 No.153186719 >>153186693
Nole is the biggest vulture in sports history that's how he'll be remembered.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:12:43 No.153186729 >>153186716
He was denied entry to Indian Wells 23 and US Open 22 because of his poor health decisions. He's also about to get dumpstered by Sinner later this week and then fake an injury in the second set as he always does to preserve his fragile ego, so enjoy that
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:13:01 No.153186730 Saar look my holy goat just keeps winning saar
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:14:47 No.153186735 >>153186729
It's funny you think he's going to even step on court
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:15:31 No.153186741 >>153186735
kek good point
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:15:55 No.153186744 kek Novak's chances of winning the tournament just dipped on Polymarket
>>153186719
Either he's a retard for willingly missing tournaments because of the vaccine or he statpadded the shit out of them. It can't be both
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:18:54 No.153186756 >>153186729
>>153186735
>>153186741
Novak is no faker. Blisters are a debilitating injury that could threaten not just his career but even his post-tennis life. You'll see just how serious they are when he releases the MRIs.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:20:52 No.153186762 >>153186756
Kek.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:21:11 No.153186767 >>153186672
>He'd've
It's a pretty economical use of letters imma let it slide.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:22:34 No.153186775 >>153186729
Barred from the country in March, won the US Open in August. All that after Australia already let him back and he won it that year too? Seems kind of silly to look back on those times.
'23 was actually a really good season for him now that I look at it. 3 majors and the ATP finals.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:22:38 No.153186777 >>153186756
>blister MRIs
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:26:48 No.153186794 >zero good matches so far
Semis and fina better deliver
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:26:51 No.153186795 >>153186744
You'd have to be insane to bet on him winning after seeing him get smacked around by Musetti today like it was nothing
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:26:57 No.153186796 >>153186606
Still much better than Novak stat padding gs against tsitsipas, kyrgios, medvedev, ruud, berrettini
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:29:10 No.153186808 >>153186713
You're a fan of player who choked 3 separate times to one player.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:30:27 No.153186813 >>153186719
You can't vulture when you couldn't even play 4 slams
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:31:28 No.153186815 >>153186730
Pajeets are huge fans of either Fraud or Novaxx. Who are you even fooling
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:38:29 No.153186838 >>153186796
Is it? I think it's slightly worse. All those players were much better and not washed like they are now. Bullshit Russian, Sissy, and KryGOAT used to be actual players. And you're forgetting players like Thiem. Plus at least those players played...Everyone gets injured now
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:40:04 No.153186848 Grand Slams won against other big 3 members in the final
Djokovic 8-16
Nadal 11-11
Federer 4-16
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:40:07 No.153186849 So you're telling he managed to get not one but two injured opponents back to back
What could it mean /sp/ bros???
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:42:02 No.153186857 >>153186848
what stands out is that djokovic and nadal were much better at their best slams than federer at his
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:47:52 No.153186886 >>153186808
I'm a fan of the goat.
>>153186815
There is a difference if people from all over the world support the goat or if only indians are calling you the goat saar.
>>153186857
Don't make post the graph.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:50:20 No.153186896 >>153186886
sir do not post the graph
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:57:38 No.153186923 >>153186848
Nadal was a fucking warrior and I respect the hell out of him. He never had a "Mickey Mouse" era in his career unlike Fed and Djoker. Certainly the hardest road of the big 3, even if he was a bit of a clay court merchant.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:59:49 No.153186939 >>153186886
The GOAT can't be a choke artist, that's non-negotiable sorry. 40-15 is just as much of Fraud's legacy as his aesthetics at this point
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:00:56 No.153186943 >>153186923
I still remember watching the AO 2022 final between Nadal and Mevedev, where Nadal came back from 2-0 to win and lost 5kg of body weight from the 5hr 24m match. The match ended at almost 2AM local time. Nadal had to sit down during the trophy ceremony or he was going to fall over. I've never seen anyone fight as hard as Nadal.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:07:09 No.153186973 >>153186943
There was that period of time before he retired where he was losing matches and was all "now is not the time to give it my all, if I am to die on court it will be at Roland Garros" and then he just lamely rolled over to Zverev in the first round
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:07:16 No.153186974 >>153186886
Not really, pajeets are everywhere online and are especially dedicated to the Fraud cause. The biggest Fred fans I still see in twitter debates are all Indian. For Novaxx, his dedicated NoleFam seem to consist mostly of Balkans although the famous pajeet PavyG is very powerful. Either way, trying to go pajeet for pajeet is a funny but futile exercise
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:10:04 No.153186984 >>153186678
>History
*Liberal publications
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:10:41 No.153186988 >>153186848
>>153186923
7 of those wins came at RG lmao. Shameless clay vulturing
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:40:28 No.153187113 Federer is the GOAT and the biggest underachiever because of his massive choke artistry. He should be sitting at 30 Slams and the Vulture at 12.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:43:15 No.153187124 This AO was boring asl
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:45:34 No.153187131 >>153187113
you're a rare fed fan who at least acknowledges the choking
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:47:52 No.153187145 >>153187131
How can it even be denied is beyond me. Even Agassi joked about it when he told Fed "can you for once get over the finish line?"
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)13:48:05 No.153187150 >>153187124
Tien and Zverev was a bright spot. And I'm really interested in the Zverev - Alcaraz semi.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:18:29 No.153187291 >>153186796
truth
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:21:09 No.153187300 >>153187150
Zverev vs Tien was also my peak. Wawrinka vs Gea was also excellent seeing all the loud drunk French fans get shut down, also just legitimately high level tennis
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:22:20 No.153187309 >>153186678
>>153186692
FAGS
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:32:38 No.153187370 Imagine hating the guaranteed Sinncaraz kino we'll get for the next 3-5 years. Do you really want to go back to the weak era we just got out of? A two-man rivalry has always been a lynchpin in tennis history and a guarantor of great matches. Anyone calling Sinncaraz "slop" needs their head adjusted. It's the only guarantee of kino we have in the entire ATP right now. Nothing else, no other player or rivalry, comes even close to guaranteeing the same levels of entertainment. This is the best timeline and best outcome. Cheer up lads seriously
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:33:21 No.153187371 I was lowk vibin with the fit of the tournament but then literally nothing happened since the 3rd round and since then it’s giving flop
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:36:20 No.153187386 >>153187370
True, imagine wanting to see random shitters getting destroyed by Sinner/Grug. But I think people are just clamoring for a few players who can sort of challenge them. There are no Murrays, Wawrinkas, Delpos, or even someone like Tsonga around. It's just the elite 2 that make almost everyone else look like challenger tier players.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:38:08 No.153187391 >>153187370
exactly, there's still no good second 2nd level like 2000s-2010s but it is a lot better than the 6 years of pre sinnercaz. It'd be perfect with some zoning players who can cause an upset but I'll take this instead of Ruud and Tsitsipas wasting everyone's time making finals.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:41:26 No.153187398 >>153187370
this but unironically.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:43:17 No.153187404 >>153187386
The sport needs dominance. We need a champion or champion rivalry to generate great excitement. Example, I was a Rublev Stan and I got so sick of him losing to random ass people that now I actively root against him. I take comfort in the fact that it would take tennis from another planet to shake Grug or Sinner, and in that case I'm watching a real spectacle and probably won't care (later) that they're losing.
>>153187391
A second level of real players would be good. There's some hovering potential in the background. A few more years and there'll be a shake-up, there almost always is.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:46:35 No.153187422 >>153187404
there should be, but it will be terrible for the sport if we hit another lost gen stage and it takes another generation to produce that. Then you'd be riding on Sinnercaz staying fit and hungry for another decade to save the sport. They'd also get all the main records, but that will happen eventually anyway.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:53:26 No.153187454 >>153187370
This era is weaker. At least the 2020-24 era had challengers to Djokovic that actually had real talent like Medvedev, Zverev, Tsitsipas, Nadal and Theim.
This era is dogshit outside of Sinner and Alcaraz. De Manure and Poosetti are the only real challengers under 27 in the top ten are they are clearly never going to be at Zverev/Med level. It makes things dull
Federer/Baldal only lasted a year and a half before the rise of Djokovic which added to the lore of the other two. This Sincaraz shit has gone on for two years with no end in sight. Sinner's game is just as boring as Djoker's. We need a third or fourth HOF talent to make this watchable before the finals. Also, wouldn't hurt having a Del Potro in the mix.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:56:09 No.153187462 >>153187422
There's no way either Sinner or Alcaraz are touching twenty slams. Sinner has fitness issues and Alcaraz is 6 foot who will fall off after he turns 27. They're both soft and will fold like lawn chairs when a 21/22 year old starts out working them.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)14:57:04 No.153187465 >>153187370
Ok, then you're not a tennis fan. You're just a Sincaraz fan lmao. There's no point in watching/caring about tennis when it's solely through the prism of them. The part that made the Big 3 era so great wasn't just the Big 3, it was variety and quality of players all around them that made watching the three of them go through slams fun. I don't enjoy watching Sinner mash his way shitters and Alcaraz do his grug gimmick for the millionth time before dispatching bugs. It's not worth it for the potential of one good match between the two
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:01:19 No.153187487 I watched this incredible Dimitrov/Almagro match from AO 2012 and wondered where the game has gone looking at today's AO. You could find so many of these matches all the time during slams but now most of the players just get injured before they could even attempt to play fun matches
https://youtu.be/FIfetHWINPo
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:03:27 No.153187497 Renember when people thought Rune was gonna be part of the New big 3 with Sinner and Alcaraz
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:04:30 No.153187503 >>153187462
>There's no way either Sinner or Alcaraz are touching twenty slams.
They said the same about Nadal and Djokovic. They said the same about Federer after his 2013 injuries. But yes some of that is inflated because of the meme generation, no reason Sinnercaz can't do it. But I wasn't talking about them specifically, just that eventually someone will set a new record.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:04:53 No.153187506 >>153187497
>people thought
Rune thought*
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:07:59 No.153187523 >>153187503
Nobody will set a new record because you will need to set it in your 30s and top players will lose their hunger by then. It's almost impossible to replicate the aura of Federer/Nadal/Djokovic again. All three leveled up to out duel each other. It was an arms race. You remove one of them and the other two become complacent. There was definitely hatred towards Djokovic too. His dark energy forced the other two to push themselves well into their 30s cause they both couldn't stand the Djoker. It was a true rivalry.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:09:59 No.153187532 >>153187391
Ruud was mid but peak Sissy was fun to watch
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:13:43 No.153187547 >>153187391
You mean eight years. 2016 and 17 were shit eras, too. 2016-19 were much worse years than 2020-24. You just don't want to admit that Federer/Nadal vultured slams, too.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:16:29 No.153187564 >>
Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:17:25 No.153187575 What now? Will /atp/ watch San Diego and Quimper challengers until Friday?
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:18:57 No.153187584 >>153187575
tennis kind of dies after the AO for a while desu
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:20:11 No.153187589 >>153187575
Kubmans in the doubles semifinals
Maybe Rinky and Bernie in the San Diego Challenger if I wake up early enough (unlikely)
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:20:51 No.153187593 Alcaraz is the only player who has a shot of getting to 25 slams. Sinner is too old and not fit enough. Alcaraz is playing on another level and has no weak surfaces now. He's 100% focused and locked in. He could pull it off.
The truth is there is only one big one and one Murray level talent. Alcaraz is on the level of big 3.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:21:00 No.153187596 >>153187584
I am talking about tonight and tomorrow.
I like this part of the season now, clay is arriving
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:28:24 No.153187631 >>
Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:29:35 No.153187639 >>153187596
Will be fun to see if Sinner snatches his first big title in the surface this year.
Ruud, Rune, Draper, Rublev, Teitsipas are all finished. He must deliver
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:30:19 No.153187644 >>153187523
Sinnercaz won't lose their hunger if they're battling each other. If you removed one of the big 3 they wouldn't get complacent either, they'd keep battling the other. We saw this and Djokovic still swept the zoomers with both of them gone because there was a target to reach.
>>153187547
I don't think 2016-19 were as pathetic, but that's mostly because you had big 3 there while not at their peak, still excellent for the majority of the time. Plus you had the players who weren't completely pathetic like Wawrinka, Murray, Berdych, Nishikori, Cilic, Thiem etc. So 2020 onwards had a lower level top tier and lower level second tier.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:30:48 No.153187649 >>153187631
At least Sinner was leading his one
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:31:25 No.153187656 >>153187631
While sinner is a cheating dopey drug head, his picture is edited. NoVaxx is the most unfair player.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:33:35 No.153187666 >>153187649
??? Binner was 2 sets down to Dimi
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:35:54 No.153187673 >>153187666
I think he was trolling, Satan.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:36:41 No.153187679 >>153187404
I agree. I want whoever challenges them to actually earn his wins. Not because Sinner had diarrhea or something
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:37:09 No.153187681 >>153187666
Fucking loser, he will lose AO final to Alcaraz too. You just see
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:37:58 No.153187685 >>153187681
i really hope not.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:38:06 No.153187687 >>153187644
You only say Med/Zverev/Sissy are lower cause it helps the Djoker is a fraud narrative. All three were highly talented, but could not finish Nadal or Djoker off. Just one time.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:38:56 No.153187695 >>153187462
>>153187593
>Sinner has fitness issues
Let's remember that Djokovic also had huge fitness issues early on in his career. Not saying Sinner will win as much in his 30s as Djokovic but that fitness thing is definitely fixable to some degree.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:39:59 No.153187703 >>
Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:42:19 No.153187717 >>153187695
Not at Sinner's height and length. Djokovic was 23 years old when he figured it out which makes sense cause that is when you hit your physical peak. Sinner is just tall, goofy bastard. He will break down in his late 20s.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:44:47 No.153187733 This slam is a must win for Sinner.
If he loses it to Carlos, he will feel deflected, and 4 slams at nearly 25yo just isn't good enough. No one will ever replicate Djokovic in slam titles past 30yo, harder to beat than Rafa 14 in RG.
I think Sinner doesn't reach Sampras number if he loses here.
I see Carlos ending above 20, win or lose here.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:45:05 No.153187738 >>153187687
I'm saying that because they are. Jesus Christ Medvedev couldn't beat a Nadal who could barely move in that AO final, there's no excuse for that. Zverev has won fewer slam matches against top 10 players than fucking Baghdatis and the closest he came was the worst mens final ever played. They had their moments but they're a step down from the guys who actually beat big 3 before they were old men.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:48:39 No.153187762 >>153187733
deflated*
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:51:49 No.153187785 What of Djoker's record are untouchable? It has to be his weeks at 1, finals and semi finals appearances in grand slams. The next top talent will need perfect luck and sustained health to have a shot.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:56:49 No.153187821 >>153187738
Cilic and nishikori barely did anything. Theim won a meme slam. Medvedev, Zverev and Sissy were more talented than them. They were bigger, stronger and just as fluid.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)15:57:20 No.153187831 >>153187465
>no true tennis fan fallacy
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:01:25 No.153187860 >>153187821
Big5>big2
Simple as that.
10/15 years ago, n°3 was a big 3 member, n°4 Murray, n°5 Wawrinka, n°6 Del Potro.
Today's n3 equals n7 back in the day
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:13:44 No.153187931 >no men’s bennis tomorrow
what the fuck do we watch now
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:16:12 No.153187946 >>153187487
2012 AOnjust unsurpassbel: Murray llodra and berdych Nadal also peak
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:18:31 No.153187958 >>153187860
I prefer a duo or trio rivalry to anything bigger desu
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:21:07 No.153187977 >>153187958
3+2 was elite
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:43:30 No.153188158 If Alcaraz beats Sinner in the final, it will mind break sinner. He will no longer have a preferable court. honestly, think Alcaraz has leveled up since going bald. He has turned into a bot.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)16:48:13 No.153188200 >>
Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)17:23:57 No.153188446 >>153188158
Sinner has installed the new Windows update. Alcaraz has figured out that two rocks banged together makes fire. Who will win?
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)17:29:13 No.153188485 >>
Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)17:37:37 No.153188547 >>153186692
He pwned your nation like not even any military power ever could. He stood up to your fascist policies while your nation bent over and accepted COVID camps. You are the last anon who should ever opine on this.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)17:38:54 No.153188552 >>153188446
lofl
>>153186283
...and he'd fail every doping test because look at his cartoonish muscles
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Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)12:35:06 No.153188524▶
>>153186348
It's called the self-confidence of knowing you're the GOAT. And it's called dealing with a hostile media with an agenda.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)17:39:50 No.153188556 There's no way he can shithouse his way to a win against Sinner is there
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)17:47:55 No.153188610 >>153188556
Course not.
Only chance he has is literally Sinner getting somehow injured, but at that point, I think the police should get involved.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:18:49 No.153188849 >>153188547
you'll have a hard time getting people to trust your definition of fascist when you endorse ICE retards shooting citizens in the face
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:18:50 No.153188850 >>153188485
sounds like it will be his destiny to win 0 sets in the semis as well
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:22:23 No.153188880 >>153188547
>COVID camps
I love this meme
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:24:50 No.153188909 >>153188849
Show where I did that.
IDGAF citizen or not - when it comes to LE encounters, FA and you'll FO. Only the dumb and deranged don't know this.
Your nation is bending over for hordes of subhumans so you're the last anon to be taken serious on matters of national sovereignty.
Now that you see you're not up to my level in any way, you can quit "debating" me with talking points you ingest from propaganda.
Come on, Djokovic! Get that upset win!
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:25:51 No.153188917 >>153188880
One example of thousands for yo9u. Now shut your mouth.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-59486285
Joker will win title #25!
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:26:41 No.153188927 >>153188850
KEK
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:27:23 No.153188936 >>153188880
watch out for them FEMA camps brother
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:35:40 No.153189001 I can't wait for casuals to leave
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:36:10 No.153189010 >>153188909
>you can quit "debating" me with talking points you ingest from propaganda.
kek
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:38:36 No.153189038 >>153189001
One can only dream of contributing the cogent tennis commentary you do here. Examples?
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:43:41 No.153189081 >>153189038
Anything is better than people shitposting about politics in a tennis thread. Montpellier is coming up in a few weeks. Will Fils actually have anything to show after being off tour for so long? Stan will be in it as will Ugo, who did really good in Adelaide just before AO.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)18:45:26 No.153189097 Don't tread on me!
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)19:37:23 No.153189507 Guys, it's not her fault for being a sore loser and violent maniac, it's the camera's for seeing it and yours for watching it.
>Coco Gauff criticizes lack of privacy at Australian Open after racket smash caught on camera
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7001272/2026/01/27/coco-gauff-racket-smash-australian-open-cameras/
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)19:43:31 No.153189555 >>153189507
>violent maniac
Would you call novax this for smashing his racket? Personally I would.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)19:45:26 No.153189570 guys I just realized I'm only 21 sets away from winning Wimbledon
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)19:56:32 No.153189708 >>153189507
i don't even like gauff but almost every top competitor has smashed a raquet before. don't get why this is such a big deal
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)19:59:08 No.153189753 >>153189708
Because she's black and it validates the racist trait of blacks acting like angry apes. Do better.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)19:59:22 No.153189756 >>153189555
Every player smashes racquets like a child ocasionally. it's seen as normal behaviour, it's a tennis thing
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)20:24:42 No.153190231 >>153189555
>>153189708
>>153189756
she beat that ramp like it was a rival gang member. that's why it's being made a big deal. have you watched it?
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)20:34:35 No.153190414 >>
Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)20:49:12 No.153190741 >>153190231
you're making me defend gauff but i don't think it's much worse than something like this gif. excuse the shit quality but it's the first one i could think of. i unironcially agree that not every place needs to be filled with cameras but on the other hand i'm also glad a proud black pusher queen is out
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:09:52 No.153191048 >>153189708
it isn't a big deal. virtually everyone is praising her for how she handled it and diverting to the "why is the AO putting cameras everywhere" narrarive, likely because they're hyperaware of what the good rabbi here >>153189753 brought up.
in Gauff's case, she basically never does shit like this, so the whole thing feels really artificial.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:11:12 No.153191069 >>153189507
>>153190231
eh it's basically like other anons are saying. not to say it's a good thing but racket smashing is really common in tennis, whether at the pro level, clubs, schools, municipal courts, wherever. the two aces on my high school team were both racket smashers, one of them would sometimes actually break them, strings and all, when he took tough losses in tournaments. but outside of tennis they were genuinely very decent dudes
also in his post-match conference yesterday, the GOAT himself Novak took the side of Gauff when someone asked him about some women players being frustrated at the increasing presence of cameras at AO and the tourney seemingly turning into a reality TV show
>Yeah, I saw I mean with what happened with Coco and her after her match... and look I emphathize with her. I mean I know what it feels like to break a racket and I've done it a few times in my career. So, I know how it is to be frustrated, particularly after a match where you underperform, and I agree with her.
>You know, it's really sad that you know you can't basically move away anywhere and hide and you know, what do you call that... fume out your frustration, your anger, in a way that won't be captured by a camera. But we live in a society in times where content is everything. So it's a deeper discussion.
>You know I guess it's really hard for me to see the trend changing in the opposite direction, meaning we take out cameras. As you see it's only going to be as it is or even more cameras. I mean I'm surprised we don't have cameras while we're taking shower. I mean that's probably the next step. I'm against it. I think there should always be a limit and kind of a borderline where "okay this is our space".
he then goes on to mention the commercial aspect of it and how it's hard for him to see it going backwards, so it's probably just something that we have to accept. though obviously he's against it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOoRC1J2-3o&t=550s
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:18:29 No.153191187 >>153191069
Even GOATs can err. The camera was in a public space, not a locker room. And she didn't break any rule - she showed everyone who she is, not just with the vicious beating but with the lack of accountability afterward. Laugh at it, tell people to eff off, cry, whatever, but don't blame the camera.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:28:02 No.153191401 >>153191187
Next year at all majors: camera-free tantrum rooms for players to visit between sets or after matches, so the tender viewing public doesn't have to be assaulted by public displays of competition-related emotion. I'm sure Wimbledon is already working on it.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:30:28 No.153191454 >clutching at pearls after a racquet smash
kek
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:31:26 No.153191474 >>153189507
>Ermergerd! A tennis player broke a racquet! The horror is too much to bear!
Players smash racquets all the time you fucking retard, and always have done. No one gives a shit. They have literal fistfights in ice hockey and it's celebrated FFS
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:40:02 No.153191640 >>153189507
she's right
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:43:09 No.153191706 >>153190231
>>153191069
I'm one of two people I know of in a medium city's extremely active tennis community who has ever smashed a racket and it haunts me as the worst moment in my entire tennis career. It's a moment you never live down unless you become known for it, and then people become less inclined to want to play with you. Don't become a racket smasher if you can avoid it.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:48:01 No.153191823 >>153191706
why would you destroy a racquet? It's such a low iq/impulse move.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)21:51:29 No.153191899 Who here /comfy/?
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)22:02:52 No.153192220 >>153189570
Based Sebi
I believe in you
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)22:05:57 No.153192398 >>153191823
I've been tempted to do it. You're very focused and tense for an hour or something and then you lose and all this frustrating shit needs to go somewhere. Rackets have a convenient handle you're already gripping, and they're your personal property.
I've never actually done it, because 40 euros are a lot of money to me, but a pro can afford to destroy their expensive gear no problem.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)22:18:57 No.153192779 >>153191706
>>153191823
it's not for me (I'm more of the Nadal autism type), but Carlos has a good point >>153192398. the top pros probably have zero financial inhibitions about smashing their rackets because to them it's just disposable gear. it's basically like an ordinary person stomping an aluminum can out of anger. most of the racket smashers I've met IRL were from very well-off families so it seems to check out anecdotally
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)23:30:12 No.153193764 >>
Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:11:50 No.153194186 >>153193764
complete embarassment for Sinner if he loses. he'd better hope he can find his serve again after yesterday.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:19:04 No.153194261 holy fuck how embarassing that shelton said all that shit before the sinner match
fucking smooth brain pinhead moron
bro got sexually assaulted
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:25:14 No.153194326 >>153194261
What did he say?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:35:47 No.153194474 >>153191706
i don't trust people who don't ever take things out on inanimate objects, it immediately makes me see them as total posers who don't want anything deeply or care about anything significant.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:37:11 No.153194490 >>153193764
you'd be insane not to throw your monthly pay at djokovic as sinner could collapse at any moment
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:37:53 No.153194499 >>153194326
just that stuff bout how he was better now
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:49:01 No.153194635 >it’s a foid only episode
Need better writers
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)00:54:07 No.153194700 >>153191474
There you are again, the most unhinged and hateful anon ITT. Seek help.
>>153191454
>>153191640
you misunderstand. IDGAF about decorum, unless it's verbally abusing an official like Serena, Connors, McEnroe did. i'm revolted by her homicidal like rage. show me someone else who smashed a racket to that extreme.
>>153191640
Like her, you state an opinion without justification
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)01:46:36 No.153195261 >One racket smash = violent maniac
Kek insane levels of pearl clutching.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)01:48:08 No.153195277 Also
>All this foid talk
See what happens when you leave the important stuff out of the OP, Serbia?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)01:53:33 No.153195341 >>153194635
why is zoomer language so braindead
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)01:56:38 No.153195382 >>153195261
that term means offended. I'm revolted. She's a beast. i've smashed a golf club on the ground in frustration, but I didn't use it to beat the ground in repeatedly an unhinged rage like I was doing a 187 as Cuckoo Gauff did.
you know i'm right but you're either trolling or a lib who can't criticize certain athletes.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:15:11 No.153195546 >>153194700
>show me someone else who smashed a racket to that extreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoiKbORE81I
the first three are beatdowns bashing the racket against the ground multiple times
>AO 2021 vs Zverev
>Rome 2019 vs Nadal
>ATP Cup 2020 vs Medvedev
Djokovic was in his 30s in all of the clips shown (earliest is the one vs Nadal). he did it when he was younger too, e.g. vs Monfils at Davis Cup 2010. makes one question if he's really the GOAT, with that "revolting homicidal like rage"
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:17:02 No.153195563 >>153195382
>I'm revolted. She's a beast. i've smashed a golf club on the ground in frustration,
Why, cause she smashed it more than two or three times? It's the fucking same thing you did. Local club tennis doesn't even approach the same level of stakes as her situation.
>Muh politics
Boggles me absolute bollocks. This is a tennis thread, champ.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:17:16 No.153195566 grug bros...the wife beater might serve us off the court
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:20:52 No.153195586 >>153195546
>to that extreme
Do all of you lack reading comprehension? Show me one other tennis player that did exactly what Cuckoo did. You can't. QED. Goodbye.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:21:53 No.153195591 >>153195566
Coco beat the ramp far worse than Sascha beat a person.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:24:18 No.153195611 >>153195566
night match? novax is SAVED
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:30:12 No.153195674 >>153195586
>Show me one other tennis player that did exactly what Cuckoo did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thm2gs9sYyE
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)02:50:47 No.153195848 >>153195674
Nice. He wins, 8 to Cuckoo's 7. You found the one exception. And he's a man. And he didn't blame cameras. Point stands.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)03:03:28 No.153195980 >>
Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)03:06:11 No.153196003 kek admire this man's ability to double down despite getting BTFO
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)03:30:10 No.153196152 >>153195848
>8 to Cuckoo's 7. You found the one exception.
if it's just number of strikes you're looking for, Zverev also did as many
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7VMii4UN3A&t=320s
pretty sure this was in ATP Cup 2020, lots of national pride on the line there
also there are multiple instances of players who smashed 3+ rackets in sequence, I remember at least Baghdatis and Bublik in particular
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:04:23 No.153196283 >>153196003
did any of them blame cameras or did they do what any of us would do and admit the obvious, that we were pissed?
>>153196152
ty for info. still, no victim narratives from them.
hmm?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:11:00 No.153196304 >>153191474
hockey is a sport for the uncivilized lower classes
tennis is above this kind of behavior
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:15:53 No.153196322 >>153194499
he clearly is, but Sinner is a particularly bad matchup for him, and just because he improved doesn't mean Sinner and Alcaraz stopped improving in the meantime. those two are just on a completely different plateau
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:16:13 No.153196324 >poosetti
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:18:51 No.153196331 >>153193764
Your book has dogshit odds. Stop using that book. Massive juice
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:19:46 No.153196337 >>153196304
school these simps
>>153196324
bro he looked really good. like was there a ball he couldn't get to?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:20:04 No.153196338 Fuck yeah Kubmans let's fuckin go
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:21:36 No.153196344 >>153196337
yeah the two between his thighs
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:38:56 No.153196420 >>153196283
>did any of them blame cameras or did they do what any of us would do and admit the obvious, that we were pissed?
Those were on court where there is no expectation of privacy. Very different scenario. A few others have come out in agreement with her about privacy. Its obvious she was pissed but she's explaining why she tried to hide it - it's bad representation. She wasn't able to which leads her to bring up privacy. Not sure what your hang up here is.
Plus, no one that initially responded to you thought it was a big deal either. So yeah, BTFO.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:41:06 No.153196425 >>153196420
Simps are DQed from this debate. Plenty worldwide are bothered by it.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:46:08 No.153196456 >>153196425
>Simps
This isn't /tennis/ thoubeit
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:51:04 No.153196482 how does one man get so lucky
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)04:56:45 No.153196513 Big chimpout at the end of the boys doubles. Anyone else see it?
Ibraimi/kose vs bolivar idarraga/reddy..
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:00:52 No.153196533 >>153196482
Aura
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:07:08 No.153196564 >>153196513
everyone here will say its NBD. deniers.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:16:02 No.153196597 >>153196482
>This is the """goat"""
Reminder that he only got his Olympic gold because Sinner was too busy throatfucking Anna
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:22:13 No.153196619 >>153196482
Stan saved the slam
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:30:29 No.153196651 >>153196482
Did you think "first he takes your legs, then he takes your soul" came from nowhere?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:35:05 No.153196670 >>153195980
fuck yee
nibba has a weird ass face
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)05:44:33 No.153196712 >>153195341
Gen A is worse, spiralling levels of dopamine addiction and an inability to converse irl. We're racing towards Idiocracy at lightning speed.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)07:46:06 No.153197181 A whole fucking day of nothing
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)07:46:15 No.153197182 >>153186628
> high win rate
> few titles
Is my idol Fed the biggest choker ever...
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:17:38 No.153197513 >>153196482
How is this luck? He didn't win the slam. Ultimately doesn't matter at all. That USO was garbage all the way
>>153196597
He was throat fucking clostebol you mean
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:19:00 No.153197519 Who wins a slam first, France, England or Germany?
For me it's England, Draper wins RG 2027
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:22:43 No.153197541 I see 3.20 for Zverev and I think it's easy money, what do you think?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:23:42 No.153197550 >>153197541
Alcaraz looks pretty strong.
I don't think it's a good enough odd.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:28:48 No.153197574 >>153197550
I don't know dude, I watched all his games so far and I think the german got thiis, but I will wait I guess
My guess is Sinner faces Zverev in the finals and Sinner wins.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:29:34 No.153197578 >>153197513
its not luck to only play 8 sets before a major semi final at the end of the year?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:42:34 No.153197635 >>153197574
>I think the german got thiis
I guess you never have seen Zverev in big matches
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:44:36 No.153197651 >>153197519
I could see Mpetshi servebotting a Wimbledon somehow
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:54:10 No.153197686 The possible finals
>Djokovic-Zverev
Another epic Zverev choke job and one of the most undeserved wins ever
>Sinner-Zverev
Another beating for Sasha, he doesn't have to choke, he will have no chance at all
>Djokovic-Alcaraz
Novak loses another Slam final to Carlos
>Sinner-Alcaraz
An epic five sets final
I think as a tennis fan it's a very simple choice
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)09:55:14 No.153197690 >>153197686
yes
djokovic-zverev it is then
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)10:02:53 No.153197735 >>153197686
djoko-zverev lmao
I want to see ChokeGod in action for one last time
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)10:05:54 No.153197751 >>153197686
>>Djokovic-Zverev
NoVaxx vs a woman beater. No thanks.
>>Sinner-Zverev
Dopey cheating drug head vs a woman beater. No thanks.
>>Djokovic-Alcaraz
NoVaxx vs grugg. Yes the old man should get humiliated.
>>Sinner-Alcaraz
Dopey cheating drug head vs grugg. No thanks.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)10:07:11 No.153197756 >>153197751
>NoVaxx
>NoVaxx
get over it weirdo
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)10:08:38 No.153197764 >>153197756
No it's a stain on his career that wil forever stay.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)10:09:18 No.153197768 >>153197764
it's a stain on australia
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)11:29:25 No.153198073 >>153194635
>ASU
i dont get it
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)11:35:04 No.153198097 >>
Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)11:39:35 No.153198117 >>153198097
Based Vinolas
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)11:53:16 No.153198181 Alcaraz in 3
Sinner in 3
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)12:05:41 No.153198267 >>153198181
Wrong. Alcaraz in 4. Sinner in 3.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)12:14:30 No.153198345 >>153198267
This
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)12:23:32 No.153198383 Alcaraz in 4
Djokovic in 2
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)12:31:48 No.153198424 >>153197686
>Sinner-Alcaraz
>An epic five sets final
They've played 3 finals. 1 great, 1 good and 1 shit.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)12:40:24 No.153198472 >>153196482
>>153196619
Reminder Dan Evans had match point on Stan earlier in that tournament. 1 point away from that tournament being a complete disaster.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)12:52:01 No.153198528 Nah, Zverev has been playing real nice. Beat Cerundolo like he was a girlfriend and then, even though Tien took a set, the QF match wasn't even close. I think Sasha will make it hard. 5 setter for sure.
I'm also saying right now that Sinner will have two easy sets before his liver mysteriously explodes.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:02:27 No.153198579 novak in 0
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:07:22 No.153198597 >>153196513
I didn't realize they showed the boy's matches
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:09:42 No.153198610 >/ATP/
>discussing ITF organized tournaments
fuck off back to /tennis/
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:13:28 No.153198628 brehs, covid rules are back
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:14:24 No.153198636 >>153198597
kek
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:38:43 No.153198730 >>153198628
Australians are always four years behind everyone else baka
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:41:15 No.153198740 >>153198383
Djokovic in 0*
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:45:29 No.153198765 >>153198628
They never stopped, Australia is the only country in the world that has still mandatory vaccination rules
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:46:45 No.153198772 >>153198383
Alcaraz in the sheets
Djokovic in the streets
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)13:55:57 No.153198843 >>153198383
>>153198579
kek
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:06:33 No.153198906 >>153198579
>>153198740
worth it to witness the greatest vulture in history
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:10:59 No.153198932 >>153198628
We need guns.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:20:17 No.153198980 >>153198528
I agree, but he's still Zverev so he'll probably choke a set he should have won and still lose in 4 anyway. He shouldn't even have gone to 4 vs Tien.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:25:51 No.153199008 >>153198765
Fake news. Even healthcare workers don't need to be vaccinated.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:26:47 No.153199010 I think the better bet is to predict whether Djokovic gets bageled or breadsticked in one of the sets
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:31:33 No.153199034 >>153199010
Has Sinner had a single bagel this AO? I don't think so.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)14:34:02 No.153199042 6:0, 6:2, 6:1 for the dopey cheating drug head sinner against NoVaxx.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:12:18 No.153199186 >>
Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:14:52 No.153199194 >/atp/ when it's the 120122th Sinncaraz final
No it's not "good for the sport". It's like every every cup final in football being Real Madrid vs Bayern München, 7 times per year.
The problem is the parity in top 20 ATP is so ass even if Sinnlingz or Alcabab are having a shit day and KWABing hard they will still win because the likes of FAA and Demonhour can't utilize it. Just one time I wish Sinner and Alcaraz both called in sick to a slam so we could get a Zverev - Fritz final or something.
Prime John Isner would be rank 3 if he played today in the KWAB era.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:34:31 No.153199279 >>153199186
Absolutely grim. I've noticed we haven't had many 5 setters deep into slams lately but I didn't realize it was this bad. I think AO 26 specifically has some of the shortest average match time in long time.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:38:17 No.153199297 >>153199194
They've played 3 finals (soon to be 4). I don't think it's that tiring yet. I would save my complaining for some time next year if it still looks like they'll easily waltz into every final. It's also hard to imagine something like Fritz vs Zverev being much better because we've all seen the level of tennis displayed at USO 2020. Even more grim was it when someone like Ruud was shitting up finals with his presence.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:39:30 No.153199303 >>153199194
>120122th Sinncaraz final
calm down
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:44:44 No.153199334 Is there a realistic prospect that can become a real challenge to Sincaraz in the next few years? Fonseca's clearly not it.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:46:59 No.153199346 >>153199194
Nah, they can keep winning until one or multiple players get good enough to join them. Hoping they both can't play so we get mickey mouse slams no one takes seriously is the worst possible outcome.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:54:27 No.153199405 >>153199334
It's Fonseca. Give him time.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)15:55:25 No.153199417 >>153199297
>They've played 3 finals (soon to be 4).
Counting everything it's 8 soon to be 9.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:04:37 No.153199479 Walkovic I call him
Walkovic
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:06:51 No.153199497 >>153199405
Rich kid from a billionaire CEO father. He'll never have the real hunger he needs.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:14:01 No.153199554 >>153199194
I'll bet if you replaced Sinner and Alcaraz with Federer and Nadal you'd shut the fuck up real quick.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:14:29 No.153199558 >>153197764
You're funny. Sick in the head and evil, but funny.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:17:09 No.153199585 >>153199405
Fonseca's back is snapped up. Tien is showing promise, but it's most likely he'll be a perennial challenger like Zverev than an actual threat to the new two. I've got a couple sleepers I'm hoping become regulars like Wu and Shang, but nobody on tour shows any signs of a significant breakthrough.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:17:36 No.153199588 Emma cuckitini’s sacked another one
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:17:39 No.153199589 Did anyone beat a ramp like it was a rival gang member after the women's semis? No? Just Cuckoo Gruff, I guess. Don't make her mad, guys.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:18:14 No.153199596 >>153199405
extremely rare switzerland W
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:19:36 No.153199613 >>153199497
His father isn't a billionaire and Jpeg does very good despite having a real billionaire father
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:21:05 No.153199626 >>153199497
You've no idea what you're talking about.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:30:27 No.153199704 I just shaved by balls and anus, will order some food later for the tennis
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:08:16 No.153200007 >>153199585
>Wu and Shang
Twice as injury-prone as Fonz and half as talented
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:13:21 No.153200049 hopin' sinner get injured tonight and zverev beat alcorth
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:14:21 No.153200058 >>153199186
people are too tired
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:16:45 No.153200082 >>153196322
>he clearly is
well CLEARLY the only reason he said it was to express his confidence in competing wiv sinner
which is bullshidd
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:26:58 No.153200157 >>153199186
Very important post I will stop complaining about five set slop. Clearly the real issue is 4 set slop.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:31:26 No.153200202 >>153198932
Remember Bondi Beach, you anti-semetic terrorist.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:37:40 No.153200244 >>153200202
semitic*
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:47:52 No.153200323 >>153200244
semitic languages dont write vowels so "smtc" is standard and any insertion of vowels is permitted kek
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:50:21 No.153200349 >>153199613
His dad was CEO of a Brazilian venture capitalist firm. Even if he didn't own it he was managing accounts that probably were close to a billion.
So Fonseca grew up like a spoiled billionaire brat and has 0 drive.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:04:27 No.153200428 He grew up in the murder capital of the world though.
He got that dog in him, as the young folk say.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:06:51 No.153200450 So what do you think Novax will put in Binner's food to make sure he gets a walkover tomorrow
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:07:42 No.153200456 Any Brazilian anon here? Is his accent considered weird sounding in Brazil? Sounds much closer to Portugal's accent than the average Brazilian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw9C0XTfwFA
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:11:24 No.153200491 >>153200450
spicy indian food will do.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:11:42 No.153200494 >>153200349
Sounds like a similar level of wealth that the GOAT grew up with..
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:14:40 No.153200520 >>153200456
Portuguese sounds like fucking serbian or something
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:15:08 No.153200525 >>153187497
I still think Shelton can get there
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:20:03 No.153200579 >>153187497
Fluctuating form is just the norm. Players that can hold their spot in the top 10 are all genetic and/or mental freaks
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:29:05 No.153200639 >>153200202
>Remember Bondi Beach
Sorry I forgot.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:39:45 No.153200728 >>153200639
consider yourself reported to governmental agencies on human decency and just being a good person.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:43:24 No.153200761 >>153200579
>Benoit Paire
>Bernard fucking Tomic
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:54:36 No.153200843 guys its time to go to bed to get a full +8 hours rest before the Zverev Alcaraz match.
And no screen time before bed since it affects your brain.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:55:37 No.153200856 >>
Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:02:33 No.153200907 >>153200843
Im not waking up early to watch Zverev choke in 5
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:04:25 No.153200915 >>153200907
>to watch Zverev choke in 5
objective peak tennis kino of the year
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:12:45 No.153200969 >>153200907
Actually if it does go to 5 I might actually wake up just in time to see the end
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:26:26 No.153201080 >>153200761
More entertaining than Moutet
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:31:22 No.153201120 >>153200843
I will order food now, only need six hours of sleep anyways. Maybe take a nap between the two matches. Alcaraz won't need more than three and a half hours to beat Zverev
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:35:04 No.153201160 >>153201120
> I will order food now
What are we getting? Enough to share with the rest of the class?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:36:14 No.153201171 >>153200843
I'll just watch the start of the match and give up after Zverev goes down 3-0 in set 1.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:40:52 No.153201224 >>153201171
this mentality is why America is failing economically
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:52:27 No.153201315 >>153200915
see what we've been reduced to
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:20:02 No.153201506 >>153199417
Was obviously only talking about slams.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:30:49 No.153201602 >>153198628
Its stupid petty war etiquette, not covid.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:33:02 No.153201614 >>153201602
>stupid petty war etiquette
Do you want voldemort to get the ring to destroy them all? You can't handshake with the enemy.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:41:58 No.153201692 >>153201160
It was just greek food, grillteller (don't know the english word for it) and fries
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:43:56 No.153201711 >>153201602
>>153201614
>>153198628
its hilarious because only women do this
(I could not name you one male ukrainian tennis player though desu)
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:46:58 No.153201744 >>153201224
Europe just signed a trade deal to bring in infinity Indians. No need to worry about America
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:57:00 No.153201825 Has Gauff apologized publicly to her racket and to the cameras?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:05:50 No.153201880 >>153199194
>i wish the two most exciting and athletic players in the sport would call in sick so the two most boring players in the top 10 could take their place
they've both had their chances in major finals in the past 2 years, and demonstrated why they aren't making it there more often.
>>153199554
honestly it was kind of cool when the Big 4 dominance was broken up by a DelPo or a Wawrinka, but anyone saying we need more like the USO Cilic/Nishikori final is 'avin a laff
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:11:37 No.153201916 Predict how many games Novaxx wins
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:17:32 No.153201971 >>153201916
I say he'll have one "close" set so 9 in total
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:31:29 No.153202112 >expect Sincaraz
>get Zverovic
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:56:01 No.153202375 >>153202112
imagine the collective butthurt if after the lucky breaks Djokovic has had in this tournament it's Zverev he has to beat for #25
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)22:02:39 No.153202459 >>153201711
Imagine just trying to play your sport and some butthurt politics brained tournament organizer says you can't shake hands at the end of a match. Watch me shake hands and hug them. Try and stop me.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)22:40:01 No.153202788 >>153202459
it's not the organizer's decision. the notice is just trying to do an end-run around the fans booing if they assumed the non-handshake was due to personal animosity rather than the political meme it actually is, which is what happened to Andreeva in the RO16.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)23:03:35 No.153202998 >>153200856
corr propa good kittingtonshire diss wun
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)23:11:30 No.153203069 >>153202112
Novax is going to get triple bageled.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)23:44:15 No.153203283 >>153203069
Not unless Sinner shows up limping on the court after someone just happened to hit him with their car last night (by accident), securing walkover #3
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)01:00:09 No.153203887 No-ACKs Coastovic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)01:48:03 No.153204220 Dubs and zverev wins
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)01:52:02 No.153204243 >>153202459
>>153202788
It isn't because the AO prevented it, Svitolina refused to do it herself.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)01:54:23 No.153204256 non-dubs abd djokovic gets walkover
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)02:13:01 No.153204404 Coco's racket is now out of intensive care and listed as stable. It should press charges.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)02:28:35 No.153204575 Players breaking rackets is such a non-issue why are tennis ""fans"" such whiny faggots
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)02:32:47 No.153204617 >>153204256
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)02:38:01 No.153204683 >>153204575
Simping
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)02:39:32 No.153204699 How are you guys doing? Are you well? :)
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:04:09 No.153204929 Today the Zverevolution starts
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:30:02 No.153205182 >>153204575
Shouldn’t you be getting ready Novak?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:40:10 No.153205277 VAMOS CARLITOS
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:43:39 No.153205306 Carlos :)
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:44:53 No.153205318 >>153204575
we like to pretend we're more civilized than such behavior
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:46:15 No.153205331 >>153204699
based happy man
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:48:38 No.153205354 If double digits Zverev in 3
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:49:39 No.153205358 If singles Zverev in 4
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:52:33 No.153205386 >>153204575
best to let the schizo chew on something
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:55:36 No.153205404 Zverev has a defeated cuck demeanor.
I don't like what I see.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:56:45 No.153205411 Man bun vs cave man
I'm hearing Coco's racket has hired Ben Crump.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:00:29 No.153205425 >>153205404
First time watching him play?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:00:37 No.153205426 Zed looking good bros
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:01:35 No.153205433 I just hope all of the quarter finalists have fun today!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:03:48 No.153205445 >>153205425
No kek.
Don't know what I was expecting
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:09:13 No.153205479 Yeah, I'm thinking this is peak Zverev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:09:17 No.153205482 >>153205433
hhappy hhapy joy joyy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:11:57 No.153205501 Hot, lively conditions, ball is flying, Carlos has yet to really find his range off the ground but is serving pretty well so neither player is really making inroads on return
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:14:44 No.153205515 If my post has a nine digit code then the match will be between 3 to fight sets
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:15:10 No.153205519 This line technology is cap
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:16:01 No.153205524 >>153186578
Have serve bots ever been cool?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:16:38 No.153205528 >>153205524
Isner was pretty cool
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:18:02 No.153205534 zev please defeat this prehistoric mexican. please!!!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:18:11 No.153205535 >>153205528
Isner would have been the GOAT on 90s grass. He missed his era.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:20:23 No.153205556 >>153205535
Needed a 90s level volley for that
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:23:47 No.153205581 can big z beat sinner
i'd like a non sincaraz final but only if z has a chance to actually win and not get btfod
>>153205524
some are
i liked raonic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:24:14 No.153205585 >>153205556
They don't even practice volleys like that anymore. It's like a primitive moveset now.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:24:22 No.153205587 >>153205501
we need to get you on the mic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:24:38 No.153205589 Alcaraz is frusrated
That means he's going to lose
Bet the house on Zverking
You heard it here first
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:25:44 No.153205597 >>153205589
And by bet on Zverev I mean bet on him to lose
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:25:45 No.153205598 classic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:25:49 No.153205599 He's finished
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:25:56 No.153205601 Good night /pennis/
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:26:27 No.153205603 KEK zverev never charge
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:26:30 No.153205605 Choker of women and slams
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:27:36 No.153205616 It's over.
GGs.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:29:10 No.153205625 We literally can’t stop winning
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:29:25 No.153205628 What are the odds on Zverev winning now? Good value?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:30:02 No.153205633 What makes Sincaraz so much less exciting than Fedal?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:30:06 No.153205634 Sam querrey looks like a guy who enjoys feet pics
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:31:01 No.153205646 >>153205633
they're too good
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:31:07 No.153205648 >>153205633
Contrast of play style isn’t as extreme
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:31:18 No.153205650 >>153205628
He has no chance. 20-1 odds would still be a bad bet.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:31:26 No.153205654 Grug doesn't look very gruggish anymore, he looks like a chad now, no wonder emma fell in love...
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:33:48 No.153205672 >>153205633
Nadal owned Federer until the twilight of his career. He was like 23-9 at one point. Sinner-Alcaraz could go either way on any surface
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:34:22 No.153205676 if he gets broken i'm turning it off
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:34:39 No.153205677 Finished work early to watch this now looks like alcaraz has already taken control
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:35:04 No.153205682 >>153205672
Oh you said less exciting. Retard. It’s a better rivalry but 85 IQs don’t appreciate it because they’re both young and don’t have 15 grand slams each
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:37:55 No.153205706 >>153205682
Federer vs Djokovic was a better rivalry because Federer genuinely hated Djokovic.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:38:55 No.153205714 >>153205633
weaker field, makes their finals meetings too predictable, people get bored of the inevitablility
Fedal needed a third and sometimes a fourth to break up the monotony and bring more excitement.
>>153205672
he means narratively, Anon. obviously the matches are quality. Serena/Maria was similarly lopsided but it was still a good rivalry.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:39:17 No.153205718 Zverev is struggling to control the ball because his strings are too loose so he can't take full cuts, Carlos will really want to make the most of this before Zverev's racquets come back restrung
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:40:43 No.153205729 >>153205718
Business idea - make a racquet with little knobs that you can twist to adjust the strings like on a guitar
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:41:54 No.153205739 >>153205706
I always thought that was overblown and Federer just thought Djokovic was some nuisance when he was wanting to beat Nadal
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:44:18 No.153205764 >>153205633
alcaraz and sinner are too ugly genetically
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:44:20 No.153205765 >>153205672
Those numbers being the disparity on clay make it read a lot less interesting than it was
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:45:01 No.153205770 >>153205729
Why? Coco's just going to smash it anyway.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:46:11 No.153205784 >>153205739
Federer was a posh cunt who hated Eastern Europeans with a pulse. Glad Djokovic buried his GOAT claim.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:46:20 No.153205785 >>153205770
I've never heard of an ATP player called Coco, perhaps you should ask /tennis/ if they know who you're talking about
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:46:20 No.153205786 >>153205718
This is a shit match so far, but interesting tactically. The daytime conditions are favoring Alcaraz, even more so because Zed's strings aren't properly calibrated, so he's trying to play slowly while his racquet gets restrung, minimizing time spent playing with improper strings, which is why he got a time violation. If he gets a boost from fixing the strings, maybe this could stay competitive.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:47:45 No.153205802 can you guys stop talking about le big 3, we do that shit when there's no match on
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:47:45 No.153205803 >muh strings
this is what you sound like
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:48:42 No.153205811 >>153205785
good point. i'll stop.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:49:14 No.153205818 >>153205803
Let the man cope
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:50:38 No.153205829 >>153205784
So much seethe didn’t he marry a slav?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:50:50 No.153205831 Just turned the match on. Who here pulling an /allnighter/?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:51:55 No.153205843 Any tennis player who wasn't retarded would already have a few rackets in his bag with different string tensions.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:52:42 No.153205847 >>153205829
Aren't they from the same country?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:52:52 No.153205848 Zverev vs. Djokovic All Slav Final. Let’s go.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:53:47 No.153205855 alcaraz is on now
fuck hes a cool customer when hes winning
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:54:22 No.153205861 >>153205847
Born in Czechoslovakia
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:54:23 No.153205862 >>153205718
>>153205786
Why does a professional tennis player not have multiple racquets strung to different ratings in case the conditions change or are different to what he expected? Or is even his tightest is too loose for the occasion?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:56:50 No.153205877 h-he's fast
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:57:07 No.153205879 >>153205831
I wanna see my GOAT especially because he may not have that many matches left but
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:57:43 No.153205881 Someone please teach Lleyton how to pronounce Zverev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:57:52 No.153205883 >>153205879
Sinner has a long career ahead of him
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:58:38 No.153205888 Was there a delay?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:58:54 No.153205891 >>153205881
Rusty says what he wants
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:59:06 No.153205892 >>153205831
pacific time here, i'm pulling a normal evening
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:59:28 No.153205899 >>153205881
za-vee-rev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:00:02 No.153205905 >>153205888
Yeah, racquet needed to be restrung.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:01:14 No.153205908 >>153205831
Wish I could, but I've got work tomorrow. My work involves college girls but I'm too awkward to find out how to shag them.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:02:21 No.153205917 >>153205908
youll be happy to hear the answer will involve finding the line where flirting turns into sexual harassment
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:02:31 No.153205920 >>153205908
do americans use the word shag like brits?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:02:37 No.153205921 i thought they carried like 6 rackets with them in their bag, why didnt he just use one of those?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:02:57 No.153205923 So this is the power of properly strung racquets...
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:03:27 No.153205928 AIEEEEEE JCF TASKETE
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:04:25 No.153205933 hope
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:04:40 No.153205934 >>153205831
Work from home chad here. You bet.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:06:25 No.153205937 Zed bros we are back
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:06:51 No.153205940 ROID MONKEY BROKEN
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:08:13 No.153205945 RacketGate incoming
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:09:59 No.153205951 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:10:39 No.153205954 Zverev in 4
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:10:55 No.153205957 If Diabeetus makes it, can we start talking about another Big Three?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:11:10 No.153205960 >>153205951
do you sell these anywhere?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:11:39 No.153205965 I knew I should have bet on zeverev when he lost first set.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:11:54 No.153205967 >>153205633
Federer and Nadal had styles of play, strategies, it was rewarding to watch. Alcaraz just does random shit until he suddenly decides to hit a winner and watching it you’re just like, well if you could do that why didn’t you do it ten shots ago. Why don’t you do it every point? It’s impossible to pay attention to an Alcaraz match, he’s frictionless to the viewing eye like soap.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:13:00 No.153205972 Will the monkey ever win AO?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:13:40 No.153205980 >>153205972
Too adhd
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:14:17 No.153205982 >>153205920
course mate innit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:14:38 No.153205984 >>153205920
the same ones who use "gobsmacked" and they should be deported
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:15:17 No.153205987 >>153205633
fedal had novak + a few others that would sometimes win or at least gets close
sincaraz are too far above everyone else
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:15:21 No.153205988 >>153205972
Maybe not. Like, neither loves the hard court, but Binner is still way better at it than Grug.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:15:59 No.153205993 >>153205920
shagged = tired
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:17:08 No.153205997 >>153205920
only ones who've seen austin powers
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:17:27 No.153205999 has there ever been a webm'd rally where the players just smack it at each other as hard as they can?
optimally with as little movement around the court as possible, just two dudes having a slug off
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:18:52 No.153206003 >>153205999
Late career agassi. No webm.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:19:26 No.153206007 >>153205917
These days that line isn't far past 'hello'
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:20:41 No.153206010 Lmao Shitrev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:20:53 No.153206012 >>153206003
Kino ballstriking
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:20:54 No.153206013 That was USO vs Thiem tier choking
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:21:00 No.153206015 >>153206007
are you flirting with me
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:21:04 No.153206016 >juberebu
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:21:55 No.153206020 Dopiner goes down tonite
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:22:04 No.153206022 what a loser man
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:22:08 No.153206023 Zverev slam shittery is so back
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:22:34 No.153206027 Alcaraz is so doped it's actually insane. Disgrace to the sport, desu this sport has long ago been destroyed by dope already.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:23:39 No.153206032 >>153206027
source
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:23:51 No.153206034 Only Restovic can beat Alcaholic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:24:26 No.153206043 Nadal/Djokovic/Alcaraz dope + sport protecting them might've been the most effective destruction of a sport I've witnessed.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:25:10 No.153206048 El sietecinco warming up
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:27:02 No.153206057 praying for a sinner injury
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:27:10 No.153206058 I have no choice but to root for Cro Magnon so this ends soon and I watch Nonvaxxed GOATkovic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:27:26 No.153206060 Grug was better with Ferrero training him, just saying.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:27:47 No.153206065 >>153206043
>Djokovic
>protected
Jarppi I....
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:28:35 No.153206069 Novax just has to win one of the first two sets. Sinner’s body will fail him.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:29:03 No.153206071 well it's over
another boring match
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:29:36 No.153206073 The difference in accumulation (or lack) of fatigue between the players is hilarious. They really shouldn't have made it so obvious with this "project".
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:29:52 No.153206076 >>153206065
The doping results have been buried with the MRI scan
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:32:49 No.153206094 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:33:12 No.153206097 Zverev isn’t going down without a FIGHT
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:33:57 No.153206098 >Alcaraz is Catholic
We’re rooting Alcaraz, bros.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:34:10 No.153206101 >>153206069
>just
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:34:19 No.153206102 I really wonder what goes on in the head of you people when you watch this, or Nadal, or Djokovic when he wasn't 38, like is your minds really that weak that it would be too painful to see the obvious reality. Compared to literally every other tennis player in history, these individuals are not humans.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:36:42 No.153206118 >>153206102
Some players just have the IT factor and right training regime. Tennis players didn't think about it that much before 2000s. Just look at Agassi.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:37:00 No.153206120 >>153206102
>he thinks only the top guys are the ones doping
you're actually just naive
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:39:25 No.153206130 who's the bigger KWAB on tour, Zverev or de Minaur?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:41:07 No.153206144 >>153206120
I wasn't talking about other players, why bring them up and avoid answering why there is a such a chasm between these 3 players to everybody else in history?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:42:36 No.153206153 >>153206120
Like, in all seriousness, everybody knows that the pros have a medical staff pumping them full of literally anything they can find that the people doing the tests hasn't caught up with yet.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:43:45 No.153206165 >>153206118
> IT factor
Of course it is a burger.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:45:37 No.153206179 >>153206130
zverev because he gets further then chokes harder
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:46:01 No.153206182 >>153206144
>avoid answering the question
>didn't ask a question
Anyway, even in the eras before doping the best players from the newest generation are always better than the previous best players for a large variety of factors. Not sure what your point is.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:46:06 No.153206184 zverev's approach shots are so shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:46:56 No.153206192 cool time to turn this off another waste your time match
this AO has been dogshit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:47:00 No.153206193 Welp might as well sleep some more
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:47:21 No.153206196 It's Zverover
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:47:28 No.153206199 >it was 5-2
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:48:00 No.153206204 >>153206184
Yes completely retarded
>>153206130
Zverev easily. He actually has weapons but he’s dogshit. Demon has nothing and overachieves.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:48:41 No.153206209 Since 2005 3 players destroy the sport with absurd athletic advantage and completely inhuman behaviour, so the response is that of course literally everyone takes everything and always has. Just embarrassing.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:49:00 No.153206210 Stay until the bitter end, you cowards!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:51:07 No.153206224 Alcarath smile is so forced, but nonetheless what a clutch mental monster on the level of GOATkovic.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:51:13 No.153206227 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:51:15 No.153206228 >>153206210
no i don't think i will
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:51:17 No.153206229 Zverev is going to be 30 soon and has nothing to show for it
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:51:34 No.153206232 My apologies, I didn't realize you were mentally ill.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:51:39 No.153206234 >Tickets for tonight's semi final down to $1300 near the front from $2000 yesterday, or $2300 at the very front
Scummo Ticketmaster strikes again
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:52:19 No.153206240 >up 5-2
>lose the set anyway
pitiful. WTA tier performance
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:52:31 No.153206243 dont tell me you actually doubted him
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:53:42 No.153206247 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:54:31 No.153206248 What year does grug win the CYGS
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:55:41 No.153206254 >>153206043
big foe and shelton are stronger than any of them yet havent achieved anything in a major
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:55:59 No.153206255 >>153206243
i'm gay now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:56:06 No.153206257 >>153206153
Arguably, if you're not doing everything possible that hasn't been banned that could give you a performance edge (medical, diet, technological, or otherwise) you don't care enough about being competitive.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:56:10 No.153206259 Sinner having to play 2 of the 3 dope destroyers of the sport, while wheezing and cramping (smth which obviously would never happen on Alcaraz dope) to try to win this tournament, doesn't seem quite fair.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:56:30 No.153206262 >>153206229
Easily the greatest player to never win a major (yet).
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:57:15 No.153206267 what a choke
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:57:37 No.153206274 >>153206262
Berdych was better
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:57:39 No.153206275 >>153206254
Are you doing a parody of a dumb Murican with this?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:58:08 No.153206279 >>153206262
He has 5 top 10 wins in slams lol
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:58:18 No.153206281 you god damn bum zverev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:58:28 No.153206283 didn't know diabetes affects the mind like this jesus christ
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:58:28 No.153206284 >>153206262
What about Tim?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:58:29 No.153206285 Who will be remembered as the biggest choker and disappointment of the Millenial gen? Ruud, Tsitsipas, Fritz or Zverev?
inb4 Meddy, he mightve choked the worst slam final ever but atleast he won one
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:58:45 No.153206287 Sincaraz stomping on a human face, forever
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:59:48 No.153206292 >>153206285
at least zverev has a gold medal
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:00:20 No.153206296 >>153206285
It’s got to be zverev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:01:13 No.153206301 >>153206285
its zev for me. he should have 5 slams. what a headcase retard
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:01:53 No.153206304 weakmind kraut KWAB
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:02:19 No.153206305 Grug playing so fearless, the doper has no chance in the finals
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:02:23 No.153206307 >>153206285
achievement/rank-wise Shitz is objectively the worse, up until the first M1000 win of his career Ruud was worst
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:03:02 No.153206312 Why is shortzmanlet there?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:04:37 No.153206320 >>153206285
z
ruud i don't even know how he made so many finals
fritz & tsitsi just aren't at the level
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:07:59 No.153206339 >>153206275
how many majors have your countrymen won? yeah thats what i thought
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:08:48 No.153206343 >>153206301
Crazy how so many shitters made slam finals 2020-2024 yet zverev made only 2. What a massive chance missed.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:10:12 No.153206347 The updated program for Alcaraz after Wimbledon 2025 really worked out, base was a gigadoper and he somehow started averaging 10% harder hitting and now there isn't even a semblance of fatigue, or even sweat. Impressive.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:12:17 No.153206353 >>153206339
It's sad when reality is even worse than parody. Well, burger gonna burger.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:19:02 No.153206381 how many bongs until nowalkover playing?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:22:23 No.153206395 zverevcucks
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:23:04 No.153206398 Injuredcaraz
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:23:07 No.153206399 CRAMP ALERT
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:23:37 No.153206402 >Cramparaz
Oh no no no no no
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:24:52 No.153206409 why dont these niggas just eat some pickles lmao
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:24:55 No.153206410 CLOSE THE ROOF
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:25:01 No.153206411 If Zverev fumbles slaying this cramping man I’ll be impressed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:25:03 No.153206412 the curse is working
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:25:28 No.153206414 >>153206285
>>153206301
>>153206343
yea it's gotta be Zverev by far, nobody is close. even if you overlook his slam final chokes (one huge and one moderate), almost all his SF losses are egregious
>AO 2020 vs Thiem - goes up a set then loses the next 3, including two TB losses
>RG 2021 vs Tsitsipas - loses 5th set after coming back from 0-2
>USO 2021 vs Djokovic - loses 5th set after coming back from 1-2
>RG 2022 vs Nadal - plays at an exceptionally high level for a good while then all his ankle ligaments blow up
>RG 2023 vs Ruud - gets demolished in 3 sets, including a bagel to finish it
>AO 2024 vs Medvedev - leads 2-0 then loses in 5 sets after losing two TBs
dude should legitimately have at least 4-6 slams just based off his talent/skillset. yet somehow he has 0
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:25:29 No.153206415 RIP grug is dead another free AO for Binner. Luckiest player of all time
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:26:22 No.153206421 Zverev is so shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:26:47 No.153206422 that foot dragging movement is crazy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:27:59 No.153206426 Lmao Zverev calling out the MTO for cramping hax, Jim too
The fix is in
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:28:08 No.153206427 Man, that's hard to watch. Can't believe Zverev is even choking against a cripple. It shouldn't be possible.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:28:13 No.153206428 >absoluter Schwachsinn
Yeah he's right, MTO for cramps is bullshit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:28:24 No.153206430 Alcaraz getting golden treatment just like sinner lol
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:28:34 No.153206433 Adversity farming
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:28:46 No.153206434 He's reciting a Hitler speech. Unacceptable.
Meanwhile, Alcaraz asked the female physio for a third leg massage.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:29:22 No.153206437 >>153206428
unironically true
should be treated no different to tiredness
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:29:30 No.153206439 what's he saying German bros
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:29:49 No.153206442 What a mental midget
Instead of focusing on how to bean an injured opponent he’s bitching to the supervisor
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:29:52 No.153206443 >Carlos milking the clock
>"B-But Sinner"
Lol. Lmao even. Hope you don't think they're equally as rigged
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:29:52 No.153206444 ok but what if it's not cramps
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:30:51 No.153206449 Somehow a 38 year old Djokovic is in the best physical shape of the 4 remaining players
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:30:52 No.153206450 Imagine getting to massage his juicy thighs
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:31:05 No.153206451 >>153206444
Then he should retire.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:31:46 No.153206453 >>153206449
zverev is in good shape tbf
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:32:05 No.153206455 Why is /tennis/ the hetero thread and /atp/ is the gay thread?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:32:17 No.153206457 Oh it’s over
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:33:47 No.153206464 why the fuck was he given that medical TO
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:35:08 No.153206467 Alcaraz earnings total - endorsements and prize money - is $40MM. He'll be fine.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:35:13 No.153206468 Zverev in 5 just like I thought
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:35:27 No.153206469 the only interesting thing about this AO have been the injuries and the heat
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:35:29 No.153206470 How is it possible for a cripple to dictate play
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:36:01 No.153206471 anything but sincaraz final is dogshit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:37:47 No.153206481 >>153206469
And the 187 on a racket
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:37:56 No.153206484 zverev is actually going to lose this set el em ay oh
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:37:59 No.153206485 >inb4 zverev chokes as always and loses to a cripple
happened to medvedev when nadal's body died on him in the aus open. zverev is weakmind and can piss anything no matter how secured away.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:38:30 No.153206489 Fingers crossed we get crampbowl final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:38:50 No.153206490 SI SE PUEDE
SI SE PUEDE
SI SE PUEDE
SI SE PUEDE
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:39:42 No.153206493 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:40:17 No.153206496 >>153206471
anything but djokverev final is cringe
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:40:21 No.153206497 I wonder what he does with his easy money, betting on Zverev kwab
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:40:28 No.153206499 grug is locked tf in
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:40:33 No.153206500 >Sinner vs Alcaraz Final
>they agree to a wheelchair game
Kek
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:40:52 No.153206503 do you guys remember that time an anon asked who out of Ruud, Tsitsipas, Fritz, or Zverev was the biggest choker?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:41:30 No.153206506 this fucking guy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:41:57 No.153206510 >I have the whole court to myself
>I'm going to smash it to...
>...
>... Carlos, there you are!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:42:19 No.153206512 >>153206500
>the winner gets to challenge the wheelchair singles champion for the belt
kino
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:42:53 No.153206516 i can't believe what i'm watching
said no one ever
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:43:00 No.153206517 he doesnt even have to hit it hard just fucking make the guy run fucking retard
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:43:10 No.153206519 Is Zverev trying to lose on purpose?!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:43:42 No.153206521 >Djoker 11th incoming
You love to see the seas part like that.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:44:01 No.153206522 It's time to lock at the Lindemann tattoo and fuck his girlfriend
Zverev the eternal cuck
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:44:45 No.153206527 >>153206517
b-but what if he hits it back
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:44:51 No.153206528 here we go, the big moment, the tiebreak. will zverev hit it to the injured opponent or will he make him run
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:45:06 No.153206529 >>153204617
corr anudda good kittingtonshire
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:45:40 No.153206531 This nigga and his patchy ass beard. Fuck you
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:46:47 No.153206535 This has to go to a fourth right
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:47:20 No.153206541 >>153206496
here for the tennis not the personalities
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:47:43 No.153206542 >>153206535
Shitverev is a choker of epic proportions
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:48:06 No.153206544 only been half watcjing the match but
honestly
the way zverev lost the first and then fucked the second
and now struggling against someone subject to a novak-walkover-voodoo curse
just...
hafta be said
what a
FUCKING
gutless shidder
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:49:06 No.153206550 >the ravaged bodies of every fucking zoomer
how?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:49:11 No.153206551 >>153206541
no you're not
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:49:30 No.153206553 >>153206522
imagine the venereal diseas on that wenchois
can smell the pussy stank from here
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:49:56 No.153206556 >>153206551
>
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:50:11 No.153206558 How do you just cramp like just drink some gatorade nigga lmao
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:50:37 No.153206562 took him a while but he realized he could just drop shot
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:50:57 No.153206565 >Carloss Alcramp
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:51:31 No.153206568 why are the bri'ish commentators so biased toward Zverev?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:51:47 No.153206570 Zverev from here
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:51:55 No.153206571 we don't know for sure if he's cramping or actually injured
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:52:17 No.153206576 >>153206568
Because Alcaraz is unbelievably unlikeable, who can blame them
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:52:34 No.153206577 >>153206570
Unironically possible , he's the fittest guy on tour. As much of a choker as he is
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:52:48 No.153206578 >>153206568
Because no one actually likes that grunting moor cheat
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:52:56 No.153206579 >>153206571
nvm i saw him drink pickle juice
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:52:56 No.153206580 Only Djokovic can win the slam without losing a set now.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:10 No.153206582 >>153206541
too bad, you could use one
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:34 No.153206585 >>153206580
You mean without winning a set kek
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:38 No.153206586 The fuck is happening to Raz
I only have Flashscore and he keeps taking timeouts
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:47 No.153206587 Nice free slam for Binner, this shit is so sad man I'd rather grug get the career grand slam than the doper get 3 in a row farming against washed Novaxx and " Zverev "
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:47 No.153206588 But honestly, it's so annoying that zoomers have such shit endurance and get easily injured in tennis. It isn't the case in other sports through, why is that?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:51 No.153206589 >>153206558
kem good post diss
>>153206571
fink just cramping. drinking the pickle juice
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:53:57 No.153206590 >>153206585
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:54:14 No.153206593 >cramping in 28C "heat"
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:54:37 No.153206597 I bet $400 on Alcaraz 3-0 and now I can't afford to pay my rent Jesus fucking Christ
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:54:38 No.153206598 >>153206550
he survived a literal war zone as a child. he carries within him a winning combination of mental and physical toughness few can match. he stood up to an entire nation and gave up millions to uphold his principles. one example of many.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:54:47 No.153206601 As if he didn’t take toilet break wtf, grug is 0 intelligence confirmed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:54:50 No.153206603 >>153206586
quad cramps, drinking pickle juice
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:54:53 No.153206604 >>153206568
Bongs love to suck german dicks
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:55:06 No.153206607 >>153206587
you really fink sinner isnt garn drop too bro?
you fink these are just "accidents"?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:55:15 No.153206608 >>153206585
He won the first 3 round 3-0, then walkover, ret, 0 sets lost officially
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:55:45 No.153206610 i don't particularly like him but z winning here would be very funny
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:55:54 No.153206611 >>153206580
He lost two already
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:56:15 No.153206615 Is he right?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:56:22 No.153206616 >>153206604
this actually makes the most sense
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:56:32 No.153206618 >>153206593
Playing this type of tennis in the sun would feel like mid 30s
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:57:00 No.153206624 Can z put up a fight against sinner though
if not then him winning here is pointless
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:57:16 No.153206625 >>153206607
Binner has the night match and he has the true devil luck, he's cruising the rest of the tournament. 3 AOs in a row incoming
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:57:41 No.153206628 >>153206618
Zverev seems fine
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:57:43 No.153206629 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:01 No.153206630 why are zoomers so fucking frail
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:04 No.153206631 still dont believe carloth losin diss kek
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:14 No.153206633 >>153206615
Yes.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:27 No.153206634 Grug cramps, sinner will be limping by the second set, novax wins again.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:44 No.153206636 >>153206615
If Alcaraz wasn't such a faggot, he would slap the crying bitch after the match
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:47 No.153206637 >>153206624
he couldn't break a crippled Grug's serve, twice. zero chance against a healthy Sinner
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:58:53 No.153206638 Why dodn't alcaraz went to the toilet between sets.
Is he the ultimate performative male? Is he really cramping?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:02 No.153206640 >>153206629
finally he showed his magic juice
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:16 No.153206642 >>153206615
Yes but they would protect him too if he tried
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:26 No.153206643 >>153206629
Los steroidos
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:37 No.153206645 >>153206638
It's an obvious issue he has.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:45 No.153206646 >>153206618
When the diabetic can do it no excuses for Alcabitch
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:50 No.153206647 >>153206634
Novaxx isn't beating Zverev even if Binner dies on the court you guys overrate this washed geriatric's form so badly
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)06:59:58 No.153206649 .>>153206625
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:00:08 No.153206651 >>153206615
They said on the broadcast that you're not allowed to get a medical timeout for cramps. The chair umpire shouldn't have called it.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:00:18 No.153206652 >>153206615
Jim Courier on the Australian commentary said it was absolute bullshit and not allowed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:00:35 No.153206656 genuinely pathetic alcaraz barely walkand zverev strugling to puthim to bed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:00:42 No.153206658 >>153206615
zverev is the single most protected retard on the entire tour, the shit he's pulled off and also on the court only to get a suspended suspension. he should really keep quite about favouritism.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:00:45 No.153206659 >>153206638
You think he's cramping because of diarrhea?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:01:19 No.153206664 >>153206656
This is a free win now for Zverev and he can't finish it, pathetic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:01:21 No.153206665 >>153206649
Will never forget that devilish smile.
Really showed his true colours there, I understand that he was 2 sets down, and was very relieved, but still not a good look
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:09 No.153206671 >>153206658
Bitch take
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:20 No.153206672 how do you cramp in 85 degees
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:22 No.153206673 >>153206659
No, but maybe it would get better after 10 minutes of rest or something
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:24 No.153206674 >vamos
We’re back
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:25 No.153206675 >>153206647
Zverev isn’t even beating a Djokovic in an induced coma
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:26 No.153206677 cant fucking believe it
GUTLESS
GUTLESS
GUTLESS
FUCKING SHITTER
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:02:32 No.153206680 carlitoth in 5, maybe even in 4
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:03:19 No.153206687 >>153206665
Dumb dumb, ist AI manipulated
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:03:22 No.153206688 >>153206672
Alcaraz can't handle his nerves.
He already cramped big time against Djokovic in RG23
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:03:28 No.153206689 >>153206615
true but maybe if he won anything of value he'd be protected too
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:03:33 No.153206690 >>153206629
bro drinkin piss
and it's working
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:03:38 No.153206691 >>153206675
You didn't see the Musetti match if you think that. Djokovic looked like he was ready to be put into the retirement home
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:03:53 No.153206693 >>153206680
He’s not winning moving like he is
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:04:06 No.153206694 I'm a Djokovic fan and I'd 100% much rather face Carlos in the final over Zverev if by some miracle he somehow beats Sinner (not happening). At least if he lost to grug it wouldn't be embarrassing but there's more than a 50% he gets outplayed by Zverev at his geriatric age and breaking his perfect AO final streak and losing to the wife beater would be the worst thing to ever happen since the COVID debacle
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:04:38 No.153206696 >>153206629
>una EPO por favor
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:04:38 No.153206697 >>153206690
It's not working, he can still barely move. He's also not eligible for any more medical timeouts now. He's completely fucked unless Zverev chokes which is still very possible
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:05:10 No.153206701 That’s the first point Zverev actually made him run
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:05:40 No.153206703 >>153206697
It takes time to kick in
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:05:40 No.153206704 >>153206693
it's getting better
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:06:02 No.153206707 >>153206701
He's such a smoothbrain
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:06:04 No.153206708 >>153206697
but you're not gonna argue with the piss part, huh
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:06:14 No.153206710 >>153206693
I'm old enough to remember Zverev losing to a much bigger handicapped Thiem, that some people still believe in Zverev, astonishing
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:06:16 No.153206711 Carlos will retire at 2-2 3-0 to Zverking, like a pussy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:07:09 No.153206713 How long does it take to recover from a cramp? An hour?
Alcaraz has about as long since he won two sets already
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:07:10 No.153206714 >>153206711
I can feel the retirement coming in the next two games when Zverev gets the break and Alcaraz finally realizes its over
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:07:13 No.153206715 >>153206691
He was moving, but the UEs were unprecedented and weird
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:07:38 No.153206718 >>153206711
Your hate for Alcaraz is really cringe
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:07:48 No.153206720 >>153206703
>>153206704
Not soon enough you will see
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:08:09 No.153206723 >>153206711
Based
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:08:13 No.153206724 >>153206312
assisting fed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:08:21 No.153206726 Zverev is playing equally as passive as a penguin Alcarath
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:08:26 No.153206727 >Grug +160 odds
Should I do it? Do they refund it if he quits?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:08:34 No.153206728 Ive eaten several meals, had numerous drinks, and listened to many songs, all while working, as i've watched this curious match.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:08:52 No.153206729 >>153206665
This confirms if we had circulated this image around fb & twitter boomers & normies would take it as fact
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:09:03 No.153206730 >>153206715
He was too aggressive and Musetti gave him zero rhythm after he dialled it back. Physically he’s fine.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:09:23 No.153206733 >>153206726
He's barely making Alcaraz run, Zverev arguably doesn't deserve this win
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:10:00 No.153206739 >>153206729
I saw it live, he was standing exactly like that
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:10:06 No.153206740 >>153206726
alcaraz did the same thing in cincinnati
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:11:10 No.153206744 This has got to be the worst AO in a long ass time
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:11:33 No.153206747 >>153206597
I CASHED OUT FOR $20 AND NOW HE'S GOING TO WIN ANYWAY? FUCK THIS NIGSPIC
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:11:36 No.153206748 This is what happens when you give kids under 25 too much steroids. They break down and get injured quicker because they become addicted and it fucks up their natural production. That also go bald. Happened to Nadal but he was able to farm 10 more clay slams to stat relevant.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:11:51 No.153206749 kek yall havin a laff
so obvi carloth will recover at some point and slap zverev last set
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:12:29 No.153206753 >>153206671
no wishing people manned up and didn't behave like precious little divas over stupid shit is what men do.
zverev would have multiple slams by now if he wasn't such a mental midget.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:12:32 No.153206756 astounding that zverev can choke this much
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:12:34 No.153206758 >>153206729
Portubro is just mentally challenged
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:13:29 No.153206767 >>153206726
fucking moron
really fucked it not pushing it kore
like i dont get it
alcroth barelty walking
LIKE HOE FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO BREAK A NIBBA ON ONE LEG
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:13:36 No.153206769 >>153206753
What stupid shit?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:06 No.153206774 why do we have to hear the retarded old fuck john mcenroe
just die off already jesus
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:20 No.153206775 >>153206439
i watch on mute cause russian vk streamers cant stfu
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:23 No.153206777 How is Zverev unable to break him
>>153206739
Correct, except he had a different facial expression
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:29 No.153206778 gutless fucking shitbag
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:41 No.153206779 50% Alcatraz barely worse than a 100% Zverev, really makes you think
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:46 No.153206781 Sinner will slap both of these bitches in the final anyways
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:14:56 No.153206786 Zverev is 100% going to choke this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:15:02 No.153206787 this sport is not for me
all players are gay
all matches are injury
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:15:33 No.153206791 so so embarassing
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:15:38 No.153206793 >>153206781
Giannik Sinnitini will lose to Djokovic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:16:06 No.153206796 he won it but that was a pathetic point from zverev at 30-30
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:16:16 No.153206803 >>153206787
Watch hockey better endurance, stronger and these guys aren't cocksuckers that struggle because of a few cramps
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:16:40 No.153206807 Zverev has no power in his shots, he lowkey injured too
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:17:18 No.153206813 >>153206793
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:18:10 No.153206817 >>153206807
No that’s just him being an idiot pusher
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:18:19 No.153206818 Sinner will hope it gets to a fifth
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:18:45 No.153206822 Can they immediately test the pickle juice or is this all just rigged?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:19:01 No.153206824 Rooted for Zverev in the 2024 RG final. I thought I learned my mistake then but I find myself rooting for him again, despite currently losing to a disabled caveman
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:20:13 No.153206833 if zverev cant win now, he should truly be forced to an hero
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:20:17 No.153206834 >>153206822
>pickle juice tests positive for copium
It's ogre.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:20:32 No.153206836 >>153206813
terrible reaction webm btw
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:20:46 No.153206838 It’s over
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:20:47 No.153206839 >2 whores front row talking while Alcaraz trying to serve
i am seething
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:20:59 No.153206842 Vamos Carlos. Retire and get the fuck off the court so we can watch the real finals.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:21:23 No.153206844 Is Zverev injured or something? How do you fuck up this badly?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:21:59 No.153206847 Zverev's playing like he's trying to lose
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:22:17 No.153206850 >>153206844
He just needs more time
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:22:22 No.153206851 >>153206813
kys faggot
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:22:38 No.153206853 I guess it makes sense a rapist would be a gutless choker.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:22:39 No.153206854 >>153206824
He once said australians love him more than people here do, he might be right
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:16 No.153206857 Idk why but based on his head, alcarazs body should be way more hairy.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:17 No.153206858 Ok I’m going to sleep
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:17 No.153206859 pathetic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:34 No.153206861 >>153206854
I don't even love Zverev, I just loathe Alcaraz, he is far too arrogant and leans on his team too much
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:40 No.153206862 giving him time to recover by playing so badly
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:45 No.153206863 Zverev hits it right to grug lmao it’s just like Fritz and Nadal again
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:23:56 No.153206866 Will Zverev become an hero live on court when he loses?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:24:07 No.153206868 Yeah I'm thinking Grug in 4
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:24:25 No.153206871 >>153206836
I think it's funny, but I will not post it anymore
>>153206851
Nah, who will fuck your mommy then, my little cuck?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:24:36 No.153206872 Zverev playing the long game and extending this match so Grug suffers a career ending injury.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:25:33 No.153206876 >>153206866
german code of honor demands it desu
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:26:27 No.153206879 I can’t believe Zverev isn’t going to break him this set
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:26:30 No.153206880 >the time when you could lose is when you're winning - rod laver
Bravo genius
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:27:18 No.153206885 >>153206880
tennis quotes are all god awful
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:27:57 No.153206887 When you watch a match this pathetic, don't be you just wish one of them retire? Have some respect for the game and give time to real champions.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:28:23 No.153206889 >>153206880
Art of Waresque
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:28:28 No.153206890 Business idea: power walking tennis
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:29:13 No.153206896 Zverev could choke the 5th but he’ll win it this time unfortunately
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:30:35 No.153206904 >>153206887
Both of them actually, simultaneously
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:31:04 No.153206907 >>153206887
both so petty they'd rather just try and tire each other out for Novak
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:31:12 No.153206908 fuck me being zverev must be a humiliation to live through
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:31:14 No.153206909 >>153206887
Yeah this is an incredibly low energy match. Rybakina vs Pegula was the same last night. They're all playing like there's a carbon monoxide leak in the arena or something
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:32:18 No.153206915 In last year's AO Djokovic rightly quit in the semis cause he knew he was injured and it would get ugly. Grug should do the same.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:32:20 No.153206916 Sinner doesn't have to worry about the heat anymore, he basically has the trophy in the bag
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:32:34 No.153206918 >>153206896
>5th
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:33:12 No.153206921 Looks like a practice match.
Nail in the coffin in Zverev's career if he can't win against this cripple
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:34:42 No.153206929 fings will fall into place
novak will be AO champion 2026
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:35:08 No.153206933 >>153206916
Lack of heat benefits Djoker. He can also play with a match delay if it goes on too late.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:35:36 No.153206936 I hope Zverev breaks now, I want to watch Novak's farewell song on time
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:35:39 No.153206937 Zverev is holding easily, grug is struggling and hitting errors. Why do people think grug will win this.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:36:54 No.153206948 >>153206937
Because he’s playing the biggest choker in 21st century sports
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:37:10 No.153206952 >>153206933
We really haven't seen Djokovic put to the test in the later part of this tournament because of the walkovers. It's very likely Sinner would fold him like a cheap suit if Musetti is any indication.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:38:55 No.153206960 >>153206937
Okay, for new tennis fans like you. Zverev is famous for his chokes, in the USO final he was 2-0 leading a player called Thiem, despite Thiem not even to move anymore, he came back and beat Sascha's ass. It was his biggest, but not only choke
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:39:19 No.153206963 embarrassing zverev is taking so long to finish this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:39:28 No.153206964 Zverev won't even take this to 5.
He can't do shit on Alcatraz' serve.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:40:03 No.153206970 Alcaraz is such an egotistical prick, this is why it's impossible to support him. Federer and Nadal were never this much of a faggot
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:40:33 No.153206973 Really Zverev needs to win this or he’ll realise his career is actually over.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:40:53 No.153206976 >0-30 again
>can’t break
JUST
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:41:04 No.153206977 HE'S SO FUCKING PATHETIC
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:41:33 No.153206980 How do you lose 4 points straight like this on two different return games??
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:41:34 No.153206981 how bad is zverev when he can't even beat an injured guy?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:41:39 No.153206983 Zverev is such a loser dude. Garbage FH, garbage return, garbage volleys. Can't break any injured opponent. He's 100% going to choke
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:41:50 No.153206985 carlos looks halfway recovered
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:42:05 No.153206986 Please can on of theses faggots finally get a break, I'm tired and want to see the devils favorite son, Jannik Sinner
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:42:15 No.153206988 >>153206970
You mean the constant looking for the crowd for approval?
Makes me sick as well, so self gratifying
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:42:26 No.153206989 regardless of outcome, alcaraz has the moral victory
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:42:48 No.153206990 You all are making fun of him but NoVaxx could never play like this stable against grugg.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:43:05 No.153206991 >>153206981
He's getting bald as well
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:43:48 No.153206995 >>153206988
Yes, unfortunately the crowd is giving it to him. Djokovic does the same thing, both are insufferable egotists
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:44:15 No.153206997 >>153206991
a fate worse than death
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:44:54 No.153206999 djok literally getting another major
based as fuck
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:45:05 No.153207000 >>153206970
Federer was a massive egotiscal faggot, like one of the worst?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:45:27 No.153207001 >>153206990
Novak is almost 50, young Djoko would rape the spanish monkey
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:45:37 No.153207003 >>153206989
>t. Brendon McCullum
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:45:39 No.153207004 >>153206995
He does a bit, almost all do nowadays.
Alcaraz is one if not the wort though.
Sinner is probably the one that most approaches zero in this regard these days.
Federer and Nadal literally never did it.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:45:39 No.153207005 >>153206985
It’s why he should have broken him this set so he could still play him injured in the 5th. Carlos is going to be ready for the 5th set after a bathroom break
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:46:06 No.153207008 >>153206999
Stop trying to jinx him, he's losing to Binner easy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:46:15 No.153207009 I have a feeling Sascha will be up 40-0 and lose the match in 4 sets.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:46:18 No.153207010 >have to choose between supporting z or bog
rough
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:46:26 No.153207011 >>153206999
he's going down in 3
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:47:14 No.153207015 >>153207010
I remember when she was pretty
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:47:15 No.153207016 >>153207005
yeah he wasn't clinical at all
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:47:16 No.153207017 >>153207010
bogging should be classified as a mental health issue
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:47:39 No.153207018 >>153207004
Baldal used to ask for praise from the crowd all the time but that's not the only definition of egoism. Federer would shit on his opponents in post-games and was one of the worst sore losers ever
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:47:56 No.153207019 >>153207010
only asians are allowed to bog themselves
white women look like zombies
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:48:05 No.153207022 it's ogre
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:48:13 No.153207023 >unable to break a one legged manlet
I’ve never seen a more dawgless player
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:48:15 No.153207024 Why doesn't Zverev just beat the crap out of the ref?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:48:53 No.153207025 I hate the australian audience.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:49:25 No.153207027 Finally one kino play fro Zverev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:49:27 No.153207028 >>153207018
I respectfully disagree
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:49:28 No.153207029 >>153207025
They're not even mostly Australian here, lots of Germs and Spanish
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:49:37 No.153207030 >>153207004
>Federer and Nadal literally never did it.
the fuck is wrong with you
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:49:55 No.153207033 Federer Mr. I don't read books and favorite babe Pam Anderson
What a class act
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:00 No.153207034 >>153207024
hes pinky promised not to abuse women anymore
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:28 No.153207037 >>153207027
True, took him long though
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:42 No.153207039 >>153207010
she looks more and more fucked every year it's so sad man
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:42 No.153207040 >>153207024
Zverev should treat the ref like a cannibal corpse song
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:49 No.153207041 >>153207029
holy subhuman cope
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:57 No.153207042 Zverev should just retire from tennis if he loses this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:59 No.153207043 >>153207030
He has some parasozial problems, ignore the idiot
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:50:59 No.153207044 This entire match has been a fever dream
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:51:00 No.153207045 kek what a kwab
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:51:11 No.153207046 Yup it's over for Chokerev. Retire
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:51:12 No.153207047 australians are all queer
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:51:21 No.153207049 >>153207041
Are you even watching the broadcast? There's so many german and spanish flags in the audience
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:51:24 No.153207050 KEEEEEEEEEEK
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:52:17 No.153207054 Shiterev is only in this match because of his serve and grug injury
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:52:17 No.153207056 >>153207049
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:52:26 No.153207057 djok and carlito are the most annoying because they're always mean mugging the crowd like it's against them. At least djok has a basis for that even though they still aren't most of the time, carlito has been the favourite son since day one.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:52:28 No.153207058 >>153207049
those are aussies
a german would never wave a german flag
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:52:53 No.153207061 >>153207041
australians don't give a fuck about tennis unless it's an australian playing at a match (which is rare)
guarantee the crowd is at least 50% tourists
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:53:16 No.153207065 This is like a choke off duet for the ages.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:53:20 No.153207066 >>153207058
we don't do that in germany
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:53:35 No.153207068 >match is in australia
>all the ball boys are brown
Make it make sense
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:53:55 No.153207069 zverev's serve sounds are funny
just a quiet little
>rrah
>yiiah
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:54:03 No.153207071 Fonseca could beat both these players.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:54:04 No.153207072 >>153207056
Tennis isn't even popular in Australia, planeloads of yuros fly in for this shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:54:27 No.153207075 >>153207068
the sun burns their skin brown
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:54:54 No.153207077 A match for the ages, no doubt
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:55:03 No.153207078 Grug is done
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:55:26 No.153207080 How long now until Grug retires?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:55:28 No.153207081 It's Alcarover
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:55:38 No.153207084 >>153199186
a third one!!!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:55:56 No.153207086 Fairs wife beater
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:55:57 No.153207087 >>153207071
Why he doesn't do it then???
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:56:01 No.153207088 this is the first time IN THE TOURNAMENT there's a 5th set????? wtf man
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:56:15 No.153207090 >>153207080
THANK YOU
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:56:50 No.153207094 >>153207088
yeah really crap AO, so many 5 set matches in 24 and 25
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:56:56 No.153207097 How the fuck is this match competitive?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:56:59 No.153207098 >it’s another sinverev final
Grim
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:05 No.153207099 >>153207088
No
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:08 No.153207100 >>153207068
Victoria is a godless shithole, the California or Portland of Australia
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:09 No.153207101 Finally a 5 set match. All players must suffer.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:18 No.153207104 Cramps = roid fatigue
It happened to Nadal all the time in the 10s
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:25 No.153207105 >>153207087
He's waiting for the right moment.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:30 No.153207106 oh god not another set of this anemic shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:57:36 No.153207107 >>153207098
Binner is the luckiest player ever
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:58:09 No.153207111 >>153207088
nah just this court
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:58:18 No.153207112 >>153207077
>A match taking ages, no doubt
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:58:27 No.153207113 >>153207100
So much jelly from other states that can't pull major events
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:58:57 No.153207116 >>153207088
>>153207094
First time on Rod laver arena*
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:59:28 No.153207118 I get USO 2020 flashbacks, for all the newfags.
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPIC CHOKE
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:59:41 No.153207120 >>153207058
>Deutschland Deutschland über ...
>gets arrested
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)07:59:46 No.153207121 >>153207100
not a big patriot are you?
i should report you to the lack of proper patriotism department.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:00:06 No.153207124 >>153207104
You can see the same when dopey cheating drug head sinner is shaking.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:00:25 No.153207126 Grug is back
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:00:47 No.153207127 >>153207120
literally.
can you please now move your 60k troops out our country? bit occupying desu
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:00:47 No.153207128 Luckily I don’t work on fridays.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:01:02 No.153207129 >>153207120
meanwhile I play Kanye's Heil Hitler
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:01:36 No.153207131 >>153207127
3 more years of Trump, pretty much guaranteed it happens before the end
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:01:44 No.153207133 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:01:48 No.153207135 >>153207128
Luckily I don’t work
>>153207129
black music is peak nu german so legal
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:03:36 No.153207141 The age of the german has started...
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:03:39 No.153207143 se acabo
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:03:47 No.153207144 >he celebrates 9/11
Awk
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:03:49 No.153207145 Grug should retire. He doesn't want to rack up a losing record to Sinner.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:03:49 No.153207146 Based Zverev, never doubted him
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:03:56 No.153207147 alcawashed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:04:27 No.153207152 >>153207133
Zesty nibba wearing a thong
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:04:35 No.153207153 >>153207144
lmao
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:04:37 No.153207155 watch zverev lose this somehow
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:04:53 No.153207158 I told you zverev would win but you morons said it wouldn’t happen
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:05:01 No.153207160 >>153207129
You've just said the most famous Hitler phrase there is
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:05:08 No.153207161 >>153207144
wtf is 11/9?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:05:32 No.153207164 >>153207144
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:05:49 No.153207167 >>153206880
Smartest convict
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:05:52 No.153207168 >>153207158
Can he go all way?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:06:07 No.153207169 >>153207161
the logical way to write dates
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:06:12 No.153207170 Grug is FINISHED!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:06:29 No.153207172 Am I high or did the announcer just say "no more nigger to face"?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:06:30 No.153207173 >>153207158
The ump could say game set and match zverev and I still would think he will somehow bottle it
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:06:33 No.153207174 >>153207160
kek
classic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:06:45 No.153207178 Yeah it's over for grug. Sad, a other free slam for the doper
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:07:10 No.153207180 >>153207172
Sometimes it just slips out you know.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:07:17 No.153207184 >>153207168
the way*
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:07:35 No.153207186 ok hes actually hitting winners now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:08:40 No.153207191 AO was Nadal's worst slam, too. Maybe harder to dope in those conditions.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:09:04 No.153207193 Alcaraz needs just one more mto
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:09:13 No.153207194 >>153207178
He will cramp and novax will win. Seriously, he’s looked ill every match.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:09:18 No.153207196 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:09:50 No.153207199 >>153207196
kek
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:10:09 No.153207201 So it's time to get breakfast, either when I'm back Zverev finally won or he does the chokey thing. I will be back for Sinner on time anyway
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:10:15 No.153207202 >>153207191
Explain Sinner then.
Know doper and the only one he is missing is Roland Garros
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:10:19 No.153207204 >>153207191
>Maybe harder to dope in those conditions.
doesn't explain sinner
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:10:26 No.153207207 >>153207194
Sinner is a dopey cheating drug head but we alpine just look ill all the time.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:10:30 No.153207208 >>153207193
He's not getting one, he's already has his allottment
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:10:43 No.153207211 >>153207194
This isn't happening. It's a night match. Doper is luckier than Novaxx. And even if by the 1% chance Novaxx wins, he's unironically losing to Chokerev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:13:34 No.153207225 >>153207211
No way, Djokovic defeats Zverev in the final if they both get there.
Zverev would have zero belief, and choke as many times needed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:13:59 No.153207227 Nolebros, I'd rather he lose to Binner than the 60-65% chance he loses to Zverev in the final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:15:05 No.153207232 >>153207211
Djokovic wont fuck around like last year if he has the opportunity. He will do everything he can to mind fuck Zverev in the final. Zverev will choke and bitch and take runner up again.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:15:05 No.153207233 Nice of Zverev to wait until Grug's got his legs back to start trying again
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:15:10 No.153207234 Knowing Djoker's luck Sinner will cramp too
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:15:20 No.153207236 >>153207225
Novaxx is playing worse than when he was injured in 2017-2018. He's already lost to Zverev before on HC conditions when he wasn't washed. There's absolutely a good chance he loses lol
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:16:44 No.153207243 Once and for all NoVaxx will not win.
Sinner is a dopey cheating drug head and has the establishment on his side.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:17:16 No.153207244 >>153207236
When has Zverev ever beaten a prime Djokovic on hard court? Zverev wasn't even a pro in 2015.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:17:31 No.153207245 >>153207232
He will bungle it. Other fans don't understand but Novaxx is actually bad at statpadding/winning when he should. It's happened so many times even when he should have won like at the Olympics
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:18:24 No.153207251 Why does the crowd keep chanting U S A U S A U S A
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:18:28 No.153207252 The choke is in.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:18:33 No.153207253 >>153207244
I didn't say prime. I said not washed. Happened in the Olympics and ATP finals
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:18:34 No.153207254 Zverev bottling it
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:19:36 No.153207259 >>153207251
They think it's the US Open
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:19:48 No.153207262 >>153207251
It was the americans that defeated the nazis.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:19:49 No.153207263 This is embarrassing
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:19:49 No.153207264 kwabrev will kwabrev and make this entire thing a waste of time i just know it
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:19:56 No.153207265 >>153207244
2011-2015 Djokovic would make Zeverv look like Raonic out there.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:21:00 No.153207266 >>153207251
it's actually "you ese" at Carlos
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:21:12 No.153207267 >>153207251
All the Americans got knocked out due to being too shit, so they have nobody left to cheer for
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:21:12 No.153207268 Grug smash!!!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:21:23 No.153207271 CHOKEREV IS BACK BABY
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:21:42 No.153207272 Probably the worst 5 hour match ever
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:22:16 No.153207277 >>153207272
So many bad matches in this year's AO, disappointing
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:22:31 No.153207279 can this mong serve faster?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:23:00 No.153207282 >>153207272
How long was the Zverev-Thiem USO final? That was easily one of the worst tennis matches of all time
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:24:43 No.153207288 >>153207251
Reminding you pozzies who your daddy is
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:24:55 No.153207289 >>153207272
Federer vs Djoker 2019 Wimbledon was pretty shit until some dumb twat signaled one point away and turned it into the greatest choke job in tennis history.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:25:56 No.153207294 >>153207288
Shouldn't they be shouting CHINA then?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:26:00 No.153207295 Zverev wins zverev wins
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:27:07 No.153207298 >>153207282
4:05
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:27:22 No.153207299 So I'm back what did I miss? are theses faggots still blocking the court? Getting even more exhausted for Sinner to flush them in the final. But now it's, enough of this pathetic display of tennis. I want to see Sinner supremacy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:27:28 No.153207301 one thing i give z credit for is not yelling or gesturing like a spastic after every decent point
i hate that shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:27:40 No.153207302 Germanic supremacy
Sinner vs Zverev final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:28:22 No.153207305 What was a more impressive comeback? Zverev today or Novak two days ago?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:28:29 No.153207306 >>153207302
if sinner is german (he is) zverev is russian
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:28:40 No.153207310 Can Z beat the druggist?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:29:47 No.153207319 >>153207302
Excatly, send me some Portuguese bitches to suck my fat german sausage
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:29:51 No.153207320 >>153207289
Bravo on NoVaxx beating an already retired federer.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:30:01 No.153207324 KWABcaraz
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:30:47 No.153207329 zverev could barely beat a cripple
thats how weak mind he is
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:32:01 No.153207332 >Zverev is FURIOUS at Alcaraz taking a medical timeout for what he thinks is cramp, says him and Sinner get ‘protected’. "It's unbelievable that he gets treated for cramps, it’s BS. You are protecting these two guys all the time.”
You just know the woman beater posts here.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:32:17 No.153207335 grug is starting to piss me off
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:32:27 No.153207337 the crowd is eaasily impressed
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:32:57 No.153207340 >>153207320
Federer went on to play two more years after that pathetic blunder to save face.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:33:02 No.153207341 Guys we are at 900 replies and NOT on page 2 anymore
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:33:46 No.153207342 >>153207289
Nah the only shit set was the one Djokovic threw
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:33:49 No.153207343 Grug status?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:34:52 No.153207346 >>153207341
This match doesn't deserve another thread.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:01 No.153207348 >>153207320
How do Fraud fans think he could ever be the GOAT when he's the biggest choker ever
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:16 No.153207352 >>153207340
And? Mentally and physically he was alreaey retired. He literally stayed arounf for his fans and for the sake of the sport.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:26 No.153207355 Grug needed to just go for it when he was two points away in the third.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:31 No.153207357 >>153207346
Ok, but what about the next match?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:34 No.153207358 >>153207346
This
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:57 No.153207359 >>153207348
Impressive, very nice, let's see Murray's stats
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:13 No.153207360 kino
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:16 No.153207361 Holy moly guacamole
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:24 No.153207363 >>153207348
He also has won more than those two after saving match point. The duality of fedora.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:42 No.153207364 GRUG BACK! GRUG BACK!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:42 No.153207365 grugbros we still got aura
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:51 No.153207368 calm down
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:36:57 No.153207369 >Big 3 fags still arguing
this era is over
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:37:18 No.153207372 uh oh memerev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:37:33 No.153207374 >>153207352
Class
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:37:43 No.153207377 >>153207363
It's not close to as wide a gap the choking points though
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:38:07 No.153207378 >>153207352
sure
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:39:18 No.153207383 strongminderev?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:39:24 No.153207384 female sexoooo
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:39:25 No.153207385 In Zverev's defense, playing against an injured player has gotta be really hard. I remember the 2014 AO final where Nadal's body had completely fallen apart, but Wawrinka still gifted him a set, and even got broken back once in the 4th. You're used to a particular pace and your opponent playing particular shots, and when that all gets upended, it can be hard to find a rhythm again.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:39:26 No.153207386 hes not even in pain anymore this guy is such a bitch
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:39:47 No.153207387 If you would only read this thread, you would think Alcafag got the rebreak
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:40:34 No.153207391 Huge hold
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:40:47 No.153207395 Props unironically think Zverev would lose to Novak when he's playing like this lol
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:41:13 No.153207399 Based seagull
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:41:56 No.153207402 If this match gets beyond 5 hours, Sinner will not even break a sweat in the final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:42:32 No.153207406 When does the Sinner match start?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:42:48 No.153207407 >>153207402
what about if it's 4:90
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:42:48 No.153207408 Tennis used to be fun. Come back GOATerer
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:43:07 No.153207414 Zverev is hanging on against an injured opponent. Kek.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:44:08 No.153207420 >>153207408
He already won the best part of the AO, that tiebreaker against Ruud.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:44:11 No.153207422 This is such an exhilarating match I can’t watch
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:44:18 No.153207423 >>153207406
after this game
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:45:17 No.153207429 >>153207407
Lets make it more interesting... 4:99
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:46:16 No.153207437 >>153207414
Grug has recovered
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:46:30 No.153207438 this does slip
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:46:33 No.153207439 Lmao the woman beater is really choking it.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:46:57 No.153207443 Alcaraz is fine already.
Zverev lost his window, smooth sailing from the Murcian now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:48:12 No.153207448 >>153207420
Unironically just reaffirmed what tennis is utterly lacking in a post-GOATerer world
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:48:18 No.153207449 Grug just went to hard against Demon (he didn't have to). He's lucky that he's playing against Chokerev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:48:31 No.153207451 Fairs Memerev he isn't choking
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:49:37 No.153207455 S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:50:19 No.153207457 kek choking back on the menu
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:51:04 No.153207463 >IM STILL INJURED PLEASE BELIEVE ME
lol zoomer faggots have to manufacture storylines because they're so pathetic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:51:24 No.153207464 >grug wins but gets mega cramps/gassed
>sinner rapes him in 3 sets
worst outcome
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:51:42 No.153207466 I just woke up and wow I did not expect this result
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:52:24 No.153207470 >runs across the entire court
>fake limps after
I hate zoomer faggot subhumans so much its unreal
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:53:22 No.153207472 Grug’s breakpoints are shocking
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:53:34 No.153207473 grug is choking now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:53:48 No.153207476 So it's time to brush my teeth. I feel dirty just watching these ugly bums, playing such shit. It's already top 10 longest AO matches ever, just dreadful
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:54:20 No.153207478 novaxx has called in a favour from Powerful Figures to keep the players warm up area at 40C to tire sinner out
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:54:22 No.153207479 >>153207470
this
and trying to le rev up the crowd
despicable
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:54:45 No.153207480 Kino winner feom Zedking.
This shot ended Grug's mental
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:54:45 No.153207481 Kino
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:55:06 No.153207484 Sinner will destroy either of them anyway
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:55:12 No.153207487 >>153207479
His revving up the crowd is the most obnoxious faggot shit imaginable. What a foul player
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:55:19 No.153207488 Holy fawking shit Memerev clutch demigod FH fairs
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:55:26 No.153207489 >>153207438
>>153207443
>>153207439
Doubters hahahaha
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:55:46 No.153207493 >>153207476
>doesn't let foam on her tits
She's bad at her job
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:56:32 No.153207500 >>153207476
Don’t brush your teeth like that
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:56:57 No.153207502 This match is NOT over
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:57:52 No.153207506 This fifth set might be the highest quality set of the tournament
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:58:06 No.153207507 carlos just hit the worst dropper ever and still won the point
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:00:12 No.153207513 Dude I normally don't care about the crowd baiting at all but Carlos is genuinely pushing it at this point
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:00:16 No.153207514 >>153207506
>>153207507
Kek
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:00:24 No.153207515 Time for one last choke Zvebros
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:00:27 No.153207516 A 4th slam final for Zverev.
I wonder who reached the most finals without ever winning a title
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:01:28 No.153207520 IT'S STARTING
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:01:58 No.153207521 So this is the fifth longest Australian Open match ever, it replaces Rafael Nadal - Verdasco 2009
Let's see how long it will go on
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:02:00 No.153207522 >>153207516
Murray, easily.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:02:01 No.153207523 >>153207513
it's pissing me off
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:02:09 No.153207525 It feels like Zverev doesn't want to win sometimes
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:02:34 No.153207527 grugbros...can we...
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:03:02 No.153207532 it will go under the radar but carlos is choking too
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:03:08 No.153207533 Zverev looks more injured than Lacaraz right now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:04:37 No.153207540 CHOKEREV BROS WHERE WE AT
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:04:57 No.153207546 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:04:58 No.153207547 Why is Alcaraz slowly celebrating towards the crowd with a contrived look
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:03 No.153207549 oh my god
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:07 No.153207550 lolololol
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:08 No.153207551 FUCKING RETIRE
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:16 No.153207556 Not like this Z..
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:36 No.153207559 >>153207547
Cause he know he has won this match.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:38 No.153207560 mental midget
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:46 No.153207562 So it happened AGAIN
We can blame diabetes we can blame pending court cases…
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:05:50 No.153207564 >chokerev
Didn't see that coming
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:06:03 No.153207565 Zverev the eternal cuck
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:06:50 No.153207572 We break here
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:07:10 No.153207573 LMAO it's Zvover
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:07:22 No.153207574 if he loses this immediate retirement or suicide are the only options
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:07:38 No.153207576 BRO THIS IS JUST LIKE GOJO VS SUKUNA HOLY SHIT
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:07:46 No.153207577 In five minutes this shitshow is already longer than the Nadal - Medvedev final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:07:53 No.153207578 >>153207574
>if
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:08:57 No.153207585 >>153207577
Alcaraz wants to make it the longest ever.
What's the record?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:09:09 No.153207587 It has been a kino 5th set
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:09:26 No.153207590 >>153207513
Carlos is the single most obnoxious player on the tour right now. Faggot of mammoth proportions
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:09:34 No.153207591 okay carlos is pissing me off i hope steroiderr rapes him with 3 bagels
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:09:45 No.153207593 Finish the cuck, I want to see my boy Jannik
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:09:56 No.153207595 >>153207585
5h53m you should know which match
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:00 No.153207597 Fucking kino tennis
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:27 No.153207599 for sure thought the fix was in when they showed the Alcaraz 59-0 up 2 sets stat but Zverev is an all time choke artist
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:29 No.153207600 he literally did the
>its over
possibly the most raped man of all time
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:34 No.153207603 >>153207595
The longest ever was the 2012 final?
What a coincidence that the longest was precisely in a final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:41 No.153207605 Pathetic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:42 No.153207606 if zverev holds here, i give him a 10% chance to win the tb
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:43 No.153207607 Just sipped on pickle juice ama
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:47 No.153207608 >>153207585
The final 2012, Five hours, 53 minutes
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:10:53 No.153207609 Grugg just knows how to use the audience. Woman beater can't handle the pressure and the cheering against him.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:12:03 No.153207617 >>153207609
Yeah he doesn’t feed off of it like djok can
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:12:14 No.153207619 >>153207609
The audience is almost as obnoxious as Carlos, embarrassing
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:12:14 No.153207620 No matter who wins, he will be completely spend on Sunday
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:13:31 No.153207624 >>153207619
We’ve had MANY worse audiences than this. Especially at the USO or RG when involving countrymen or fedal.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:13:45 No.153207625 >>153207607
How does it affect cum flavor?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:13:46 No.153207626 If the tiebreak ends 16-14 it could be the longest match ever here
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:13:59 No.153207627 Sinner already knows it's another free slam after dealing with the old man in 2:30 tops
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:14:23 No.153207628 In Top 3 longest Australian Open matches now.
Too bad we have a super tiebreake now, or this shitshow would never end :^
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:14:29 No.153207629 >>153207158
how you feeling now m8
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:14:39 No.153207632 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:14:47 No.153207634 >>153207624
This is pretty bad by Australian standards, only Kyrgios/Kokk games are worse
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:02 No.153207635 Zverev should be drafted after this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:30 No.153207637 THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF ALEXANDER ZVEREV LMAOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:43 No.153207642 >>153207629
I heard a gunshot
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:47 No.153207645 He did it, he won the 2026 Australian Open
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:57 No.153207647 how does he get to that and hit such a hot return after this long
insane
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:58 No.153207648 lmao, what a shitshow
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:15:59 No.153207650 i think that's it, zverev has had a decent career but it's time to call it quits
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:16:13 No.153207652 RETIRE
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:16:26 No.153207653 fuck me yeah fall over ilke you won the slam you dumb cunt now get raped by sinner
pathetic
what a shit tournament
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:02 No.153207658 Carlos is one match away from the career grand slam.
He’s 22.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:06 No.153207659 VAMOS
KWABOTY
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:08 No.153207660 >>153207620
You'd think so, but remember when Alcaraz won his first major title at the USO, he played 3 five setters in a row leading into the final, including a 5 hour quarterfinal against Sinner. I think once Carlos sleeps off his cramps he'll be fine.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:30 No.153207664 Tennis KWABOTY 2026 already locked up
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:32 No.153207666 Worst Zverev humiliation since he was raped in straights(bagel included) by Ruud in 23 RG semi
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:34 No.153207667 >>153207653
Carlos is such a self-congratulatory faggot, prepare to get spanked by Sinner you illiterate caveman
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:34 No.153207668 >>153207628
never forget what they took from us
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:17:55 No.153207670 Zverev suicide watch list
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:18:02 No.153207671 Don't think I can even be bothered watching the final honestly
Even if it's a good match I just cbf seeing this matchup for the millionth time in 3 years
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:18:39 No.153207677 >>153207660
yeah i think he'll be fine physically, he recovered fully by the middle of the fifth. if sinner wins it won't be because of that
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:18:40 No.153207678 >>153207658
One match is a lot, specially in these stages. Let's hope he gets Sinner
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:00 No.153207681 utterly pathetic and raped
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:12 No.153207682 I can't think of anything more pathetic than being a tennis fan in 2026, you guys have been raped for 21 years and still come back for more.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:36 No.153207683 Now it's time for Binner to nuke Novaxx sadly
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:44 No.153207685 >Zverev was raped on a warm Victorian evening in the summer of 2026
your reply?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:49 No.153207686 2 whatever sets, 2 shit sets. 1 kino set. Good enough. Mental giant Alcaraz. Zverev fucks it up yet again, terrible choker.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:54 No.153207689 Germany needed thisnein now more than ever.
He destroyed the nation's dream.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:19:59 No.153207690 If Sinner didn't exist this would have been the final and everyone would wank Alcaraz off for how strong he is for beating this shitter Zverev in the final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:20:08 No.153207691 I want a camera filming the Z racket smash NOW
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:20:14 No.153207693 >>153207158
kys Nigger
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:20:30 No.153207698 >>153207667
Seething, watch djokovic take out the doper
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:20:32 No.153207699 >>153207487
>>153207513
Surely it becomes hindrance when he whips up the crowd every single fucking point
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:21:09 No.153207702 >>153207689
Zverev is at fault for the German economy
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:21:16 No.153207703 >>153207689
Actually we don't like him much
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:21:29 No.153207706 >>153207690
...and they didn't even have to close the roof for him!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:21:32 No.153207707 >>153207699
refs are cowards, they only called out sabalenkas cum moans for the first time this tournament and that was only once
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:21:54 No.153207709 How natural would you describe Alcaraz' athleticism after over 5 hours of tennis and cramping for 3 of those?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:21:56 No.153207710 >>153207685
KWAB
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:22:24 No.153207712 >>153207677
Sinner will make him run much more than Zverev did today
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:22:57 No.153207717 Carlos winning his 7th and the career grand slam
Jannik winning his 5th slam and AO threepeat
Novak winning his 25th slam and 11th AO at age 38
Which outcome is most kino?
Which would be the most kino?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:23:24 No.153207721 >>153207698
Imagine thinking he’s not going to retire in the second set just like he did last year
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:24:04 No.153207724 Please do not forget to include the all important "no girls allowed" line in the next thread's OP
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:24:14 No.153207725 such kino match
sad that we're following it with an old man being beaten up for 3 sets
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:24:18 No.153207726 >>153207709
He played shit, so quite normal. If Zverev wasn't such a cuck, he wouldn't be in the final now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:24:26 No.153207728 Fuck man I just wanted to see the crowd to lose
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:24:44 No.153207730 bro alcaraz is deadass like gojo bruh he reverse techniques and recovers immediately he's legit goated bruh
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:24:56 No.153207731 >>153207717
Sinner winning is the only good outcome
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:25:02 No.153207732 >>153207717
25
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:25:18 No.153207735 >>153207717
Nukes on Melbourne
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:25:26 No.153207738 >>153207717
Carlos defeating Sinner in 5 for the career grand slam but Novak winning for the seethe
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:25:51 No.153207741 BELIEVE!!!
=)
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:26:34 No.153207751 >>153207730
stop
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:27:07 No.153207757 The worst part is now Nole is going to lose in straights and Binner is going to kill grug in the finals
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:27:09 No.153207758 Why did I get baited into rooting for zverev again? That was even worse than the RG final loss
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:27:11 No.153207759 I switched off at the perfect time kek
obviously alcatraz injury was fake at that point
it's just tiring so many people in the crowd are pussies and don't hurl insults at him for the obvious theatrics
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:27:28 No.153207765 Here’s how Draper can win on Sunday
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:28:41 No.153207776 >>153207717
Sinner wins, anything else is the bad ending
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:29:42 No.153207784 >>153207757
Maybe it’s what Novaxx needs to finally realize it’s time to hang up the racket and stop pretending 25 is possible
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:30:17 No.153207790 >>153207757
All thats good though
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:33:14 No.153207803 Good night!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:33:25 No.153207805 >>153207717
Whichever makes people seethe the most, which is also the outcome I'll be rooting for.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:35:20 No.153207814 Make a new thread now bums
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:37:51 No.153207829 >>153207735
>t.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:39:57 No.153207843 I'm baking
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:40:18 No.153207845 >>153207717
Sinner needs to save tennis
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:42:01 No.153207853 I'm drinking a cappuccino
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:44:40 No.153207870 >>153207853
Posh fuckhead
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:44:58 No.153207872 I'm an alcoholic
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:46:43 No.153207880 MAKE THE FUCKING THREAD ALREADY
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:46:49 No.153207881 >>153207717
novak
>>153207735
or this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:46:55 No.153207882 >>153207872
>t. Zverev
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:49:28 No.153207888 The best part is all the newfags here, getting shocked to the core by another Zverev choke
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:50:09 No.153207889 >>153207888
There aren't any newfags in this thread everyone is aware
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:52:22 No.153207909 Lazy fucks.
NEW
>>153207902
>>153207902
>>153207902
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:52:58 No.153207916 >>153207888
>newfags on 4chan in 2026, on a tennis thread about a semi-final
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)09:53:18 No.153207919 >>153207888
Just sad cause this win could’ve set his career in a totally different direction
Doomed forever now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)10:14:33 No.153208037 >>153207853
Get a job you lazy dago
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)10:15:33 No.153208043 >>153207872
Get a job bruce
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:19:31 No.153210005 Old Novak should have blood transfusion time out
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