>>153195834
can you make an AI video of Alaska in a wedding gown?

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Farting in the name of

Some of those that eat beans
Are the same that fart often
Some of those that eat beans
Are the same that fart often
Some of those that eat beans
Are the same that fart often
Some of those that eat beans
Are the same that fart often

Those who cried are justified
For smelling the farts, of the beans and rice

embarrasing

Why are you so obsessed with Colombians
>Argies so impressed they made up a theory
>brazilian teams stacked with colombians. They want to buy puerta from racing in spanish second division

>>153200706
This faggot waited for a new thread just to post this

How do I watch the Liga Futve, is it really on FIFA+ ?

Go Ahead Eagles vs Sporting Bragas

and I wonder why people have yankee flags filtered

You have everyone filtered

>>153201096
you made your point, I'll hit the drawing board and come back with something higher quality

>>153201115
For copalib you need an AIR filter! (canned laughter)

I have so many people filtered my own posts are filtered

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CBF divulga áudio do VAR do pênalti pedido pelo Flamengo contra o São Paulo:

Árbitro: “Pra mim, o contato não foi suficiente.”

VAR: “Pode seguir. Ele não muda a passada. O Arrascaeta bate na perna do jogador e mesmo assim conclui a jogada.”

Carlos Eugênio Simon, da ESPN, afirmou que não foi pênalti em Arrascaeta em São Paulo 2x1 Flamengo:

“Até há um possível toque bem fraquinho no Arrascaeta. Pra mim, isso não é pênalti. Arrascaeta conclui a jogada pra fora do gol, o Flamengo reclamou, o árbitro não marcou e o VAR não interveio. Pra mim, decisão correta da arbitragem.”

>>153201245
luciano who's 181cm looks shorter than pablo maia who's 178
alan franco who's 183cm looks shorter than both
how curious

why aren't brasilians making fun of how botafogo got scamed by anglojews? lol
Independiente made so much fun when racing went SA in the pre-meme pre-social-bulshit-media era.

>>153201550
Because most probably nothing will happen, in fact theres a big chance textor finds money to normalize the situation and we go back to normal

>>153201346
Pablo Maia looks a bit short in that pic

Alan Franco I think is 180 or 1,79
Sabinoberg is like 186

>>153201550
Nothing will happen
Laughing at Botafogo isn't funny
Not the first time a club from Brazil or even from Rio gets scammed by anglojews
A good number of botafoguenses are conformed with what's going on and happy they won what they won in 2024

>>153201550
>why aren't brasilians making fun of how botafogo got scamed by anglojews? lol
Because for the past 40 years no one remember botafogo as a good adversary
They see them as a "ah q pena aquele clube do RJ sempre perde"

Now I dont really think Botafogo will get fucked, Textor is the one getting fucked here and in USA. Botafogo can win in a lawsuit claiming they were victim and might win the control of the club

In contrary to vasco putfire actually has a decent administrative that could also put the club back into another decent SAF if Textor really does fail

One of the best threads ever

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>>153201662
Pedrinho is a snake

Btw look at what appeared to me without adblock. They know I hate caipiras and they put the city with most caipiras in the world (Sinop) to trigger me

Btw Rogerio Ceni was born in Sinop

>>153200706
Rage of the intestine

Dança, sol e mar guardarei no olhar o amor faz perder encontrar
Lambando estarei ao lembrar que este amor por um dia um instante foi rei

>>153201550
We probably are. I am just too busy to check
Also having "12 grandes" means there are always 3 to 4 ongoing train wrecks

>>153201681
You just wanted to drop this fun fact

Riestra is losing at home rn

>>153201710
no, I really hate caipiras. In fact Danielzinho last surname is Sertanejo something I learned yesterday

Any other fun facts /copalib/ might want to drop rn

>>153201722
Again, you just wanted to drop this fun fact

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Vik Är Världen

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>7 green flags in a row
that's two farts and a toot, not quite two and a half farts but it'll get you on the board

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>>153201733
Sao paulo used to be called palmeiras

>>153201761
Bahia didnt pay a single dime to the victims of the 2007 fatal accident in fonte nova

>>153201629
>>153201591
ok, Im just gonna monitor their relegation closely.

I dont really hate Flamengo as a club, because even though the press is on their side, the referee is actually not paid to make them win against Sao Paulo

Palmeiras on the other hand you can clearly see at least 3 games in past 2 years they paid referee to win the game

So I dont really hate Flamengo.

>>153200893
tachira v anzoategui here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HMV0nH4yqs
Get freetube. A tip from the /copalib tech staff.

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>>153201733
In the city of Parintins (Amazonas) there is a early festival where the entire city becomes divided by blue and red, representing two bovines with the respective colors, the rivalry is so strong that people refuse to use, or consume anything that has the color of its rival, including food, to avoid that many companies decided to make a blue version and a red version of its products, this includes Coca-Cola that has a "Blue coke" drink that appears exclusively only on that city and nowhere else in the world

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>>153201816
Local football team wears both colours, like Paraná Clube

>>153201808
beautiful stadium, what is the name of the stadium?
Right in the forest

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>>153201816
They are also the place where most of those giant carros alegoricos that move from Rio's carnival that you probably seen before are made before being shipped there
>>153201823
They do that when they cant be arsed to make two different products

>>153201733
Diego maradonas father was called diego maradona

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Now i ask you, why isnt porto alegre like this??
>>153201872
That you probably have seen before, they are made there and then shipped here****

>>153201733
Leonidas scored a goal barefoot against polan during 1938 world cup

>>153201889
Blue PT flags in RS

>>153201733
During 2010 wc, paraguayans spoke guarani to each other so that the spanish wouldnt know their tactics

>>153201953
you again. first the goalkeeper mono, now this. why?

>>153201953
It also happened in 1998 WC, and probably in 1986 WC against Mexico too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh6ph9rwUkE

>>153201733
The argentinians will never accept this, but our beans don't actually make you fart. We have carefully selected for non-farty bean cultivars over the course of many centuries and, coupling native washing techniques and some genetic engineering (for which we are some of the leading countries in agro-engineering expertise), we have successfully developed beans that won't make you gassy. In fact, ours is one of the least gassy cuisines in the world. It is, actually, all the gluten in the dirty argentinian wheat that will mess with digestion and make you farty. There is actually a huge Arjewtinian conspiracy to gaslight us and trick people into linking our country with farts when they are the fartful ones. I couldn't expect less from a country literally named after money (argent). The kikery has always been very explicit.

/copalib/ is a caprichoso general btw
>>153201910
I think that was a myth, but PT from RS is the only faction of PT that has a different flag to avoid association with Inter specifically (the star is yellow instead of white)

>>153201990
Search for Olívio Dutra, Tarso Gento and Raul Pont political campaigns

>>153201733
Pele played against zizinho in 1958
Zico played together with pele in 1979
Zico played with romario in 1989

>>153201733
Erik nilsson and alfred bickel played both the 1938 and 1950 world cups

>>153201733
Attendance was tie-break criterion in some editions of Brasileirão in the 70's

I'm starting to agree with the schizo, too many brazilian flags. It kinda ruins the vibe.

>17 green flags in a row
this isn't just farts, it's a whole big poop after beans for breakfast

Notice how the seething monkeys post about how tired they are of this and that instead of posting the fun facts, be less like them

>>153201886
wtf neymar's too

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I used to think that it was a retarded move to sign Paqueta for 40-50m euros but considering some of Flamengo major problems(like having a lot of 30y+ players in the main squad) it makes sense. Yesterday match was a great reminder of that. Jorginho is a very good player but he can't play most matches. The same goes to Arrascaeta.

>>153201853
estadio pueblo nuevo

>>153202127
Flamengo needs a 9 more than it needs Paquetá

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>the goyim not only thinks IQ is real but it can also be applied to animals

>>153202154
hey I saw this tweet too!

>>153202111
TIL Neymar's father is named Diego Maradona

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>>153201886
>Maradona father was named Maradona
>yet Maradona son is not Maradona Jr

>>153202140
Wtf chikaner
You managed to go unnoticed for weeks but now you revealed yourself
Kudos for the tactics update but now your cover is ruined

>weeks

Mano Menezes to Peru

uhh can I get a blue flag poster in here? I'm starting to feel unsafe and you know what they say about relaxing

>>153202231
>it's true
weird shit

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Whoa… stunning and brave.

>>153202231
>>153202240
you know what's weird? peru means turkey, but Turkey is a different country in Europe

>>153202232
gracias for the land goy

This is like scooby doo when the gang reveals the monster but instead its just chikaner again

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>trikaschizo when a real jew appears

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>he still thinks trikaschizo is real

>>153201733
Milos and a.nal played a libertadores match in miami during the 80s

its funny how thirdies see me behind so many posts i dont make
i check the archives for chikaner and more than half of them aren't me

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News channels in the US constantly try to get people to adopt shitbulls. There was a story not to long ago of a man eaten by an XL shitbull he was watching for a friend

ATENTOS! EL CRAQUE ARGENCHINO TABORDA SE VA COGIENDO LA ROMA

>>153201733
Maradona played 5 official matches for newells (not counting the friendly against vasco)

>>153202411
You certainly dont belong here. Get the fuck out rabbi schlomo.

he got a point some dude here will yell chikaner at any post that makes him upset, utterly mindbroken

>>153202428
kek brown triracial mongrel

This is what that blue and green flag that were mad that there arent more non south flags here wanted btw

>>153201733
1966 nt initally called 46 players. After a long time they cut the exceeding players.

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+3 points

>>153202475
kek quem são esse merdas

>>153202438
Your family line should've been destroyed in 1942.

>>153202475
where is hinestrosa?

>>153202491
>still believing that "event" was real.
is as real as "israel".

>>153202490
what team do you support?

>>153202518
Seu pai

>>153202475
>lucas piton
ugh

>>153202494
I think he wasn't registered in time to play

>>153202539
it's not that, he and brenner are in the bid already
he's being prepared to play madureira

>>153202512
If it wasn't, I so wish it was

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Can you be straight and support Vasco?

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que lindo ser de boca

>>153202603
WHOMST?

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>>153202580
I wish it will.

4 people you have to forgive:
1) Rogerio Ceni
2) Dorival Junior
3) Rodinei
4) Vanderlei Luxemburgo aka 4-1-4-1

>>153202603
>bored teenager in school notebook doodle tattoos

borré to river plei

Where can I find a goth big titty mommy dom in south america?

>>153202579
Hello chikaner, how is your ass

cauly, jogador que o Rogerio Ceni prometeu que seria novo 8 da seleção vai para algum time da série b da bélgica

>>153201733
A bolivian team called mariscal santa cruz won 1970 recopa, an official conmebol title.
That means only venezuelan clubs have never won official conmebol titles

>>153202242
I just checked every série a club, only Fluminense posted about this

>>153201733
Rosario and newells played a tie breaker in 1975 libertadores. Kempes helped central win.

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>>153202724
vou te mostrar o meu cauly aqui, rapaz

>>153202820
>>153202603
same girl if brazilian or argie
this is why we suffer
brazilians are cursed

woke up to the sound of pouring beans
and the fart would whisper and it'd smell like you

>>153201808
Looks like the whole season will be on youtube again, nice

Will Atletico Huila ever come back?

murió multicanais

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me gustan las peruanas

where is the vasco game gonna air?

>>153202804
We have plenty of fans in Espírito Santo.

>>153202924
sportv/premiere

so we're just gonna watch footy until we die? huh? is that the plan??

>>153202924
Why do you want to watch Vasco x Mirassol so badly?

>>153202887
I still remember retards happy because IDV will invest, and name a CEO, and whatnot lol

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>>153202951
Coritiba is the next one to be Huilaed

>>153202960
what happens if coritiba and IDV get to play suramericana or libertadores the same year.

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i could really go for a podrão right now

>monolão in january

>>153202996
The same who happened with Montevideo City Torque to play Sudamericana this year, City Group changing the club ownership for a fideicomiso structure (the club being managed by attorneys indepentendly from City Football Group)

>>153202960
why is she green
is she ok

>>153203057
latinx women eat this shit and then wonder why they weigh 180lbs at 27

>>153203057
lowkey kinda grim how i will never have a gf or have a grill look at me like that

>>153203100
i believe in you

>>153203094
they do get fat or """thicc""" but it's mainly because of alcohol and birth control pills

Vasco btw (?)

coutinho scored a goal and immediately passed out

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Hello I heard about this this is kino

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VASCO BTW

>>153203144
old age + vax

goooooal of progress

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>>153203144
philippe mortinho

>>153203154

Alaskas team

>>153201733
There is no proof boca ever won a final against river.

Vasco posters are suspiciously quiet

why are there so many teams without a main sponsor? did the betting bubble burst?

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Nota de Falecimento:

>>153203360
we would all be so lucky as to die such a heroic death

>>153203358
você faz muita pergunta, amigão
fica quietinho

https://x.com/FutPrimeBrasil/status/2017019236183392425
Diniz momento

>>153203350
I'm busy making miojo com salcisha

>>153203360
Valhalla is waiting for him.

>>153203358
assim como trikaschizo avisou, esse ano ou ano que vem teremos uma nova pandemia e as bets cancelarão o patrocinio alegando crise mundial

Teremos novamente a quebra da maioria dos clubes brasileiros

Cauly tem forçado nos bastidores para jogar no São Paulo. O meia do Bahia deixou claro à diretoria o desejo de atuar no Morumbi, vê com bons olhos o projeto tricolor e já sinalizou que toparia a mudança.

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>>153203232

belgrANUS scored

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trikaschizo predicted all of this

fuck a.nal

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>>153203382
pls let flamacaco go bankrupt
it will be extremely funny

my gf is very temperamental and tiresome, I'm thinking of being alone again with my quiet desperation and punhetas.

goaaal of progress again, 2-1 boston river

>>153203527
kek

>piton

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Vaskek btw

>>153203639
classic little exit

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>goal farts whenever the ball hits the net

>vasco

>>153203639
>gol contra
>this shit
Please someone make Diniz leave

>>153203655
olha o domínio desse camisa 6, o cara não escaneia em nenhum momento, o jogador brasileiro se recusa a evoluir
sem falar que ele é lateral esquerdo supostamente canhoto e domina de modo que seria impossível de passar com a esquerda
isso é culpa do diniz?

>>153203673
yes.

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Pls gib stream for Botafogo vs Cruzeiro. RojaDirecta, FuteMax, and FutbolLibre have let me down.

>>153203687
no. stay down.

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>>153203687
get a better futbol libre

A boston river goal right now would cause a massive chimpout in the stadium.
Please give them you're energy.

>>153203775
only 2 \o/ \o/
because my energy is on cruzeiro , i want botafogo to relegate.

>>153203788
based saf hater

>>153203639
tem torcedor do sao paulo q sente saudades da saidinha do diniz

e eu que sou louco

Mas voce e louco mesmo, a gente vai te botar em um manicômio canalha

blue flag posts are like getting a breeze of cold fresh air before the bean fart miasma overtakes again

chimp out incoming

>>153203807
But Cruzeiro is a SAFada tok

>>153203870
we are destroying one at a time. First the owned by anglo-"them"

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Mundial
Brasileiro
Copa do Brasil
Libertadores
Todos perdidos pro Corinthians
Prazer, Vaskek

progress champion, alaska celebrating tonight with an orgy

cala bouca e fica prunto

>>153203898
Champion of what

>>153204085
Of order

O Crespo adora time que propõe jogo e faz marcação alta

3x0 no Internacional e 2x1 no Flamengo em menos de 3 meses

Se o Vovjoda escalar um time ofensivo, toma 3 e é demitido no vestiário

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another year of irrelevance for my team if not fighting for relegation

>>153204189
What team?

>>153204189
humans do actually exist in the Peppa Pig universe, Queen Elizabeth and Santa Claus appear in sope episodes

>>153204206
unión

>>153204214
How do you know so much information about peppa pig

>>153204241
You gotta know what your wife enjoys

Gersoneca for Cuguloso:
0x1 vs Democrata
1x2 vs Galo
0x1 vs Botafogo

€27 million btw

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>>153204246
What do you mean by that

why is botafogo still allowed to exist

>>153204269
his wife is a child

>>153204261
Pedrinho BH é a pessoa mais estupida e demente da face da terra

Ninguem tem 4 bilhões e contrata Fagner, Alexandre Mattos, Fracássio, Gersoneca e o tanto de lixo que ele contratou, inclusive tomou golpe do Dudu

O Aleandre Matos é conhecido por toda Minas Gerais como o maior testa de ferro de traficantes do universo, cada jogador que ele vende ele lava 10% pro crime organizado

Kaio Jorge unico jogador bom do time dele em breve pedirá para se aposentar no Qatar ou na Arábia Saudita

Gersoneca é uma das maiores fraudes futebolisticas, o Zenit implorou para ele ir embora

i'm tired of trikaschizoslop

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>>153204269
You know what I mean, I ain't explaining shit

This might sound weird but i can literally smell how that dog smells like, when they are that small they all smell the same

/copalib/ has a strong stench of cachorro molhado

o cuguloso está em reconstrução, esse
resultado é normal

>>153204408
they aren't lol
this is almost the same team as last year and the same tactics too, but with a man who's too stupid to execute them

3x0
this team is falling on group stages

They all smell like burnt wet carpet

Or like hair but stronger
>>153204351
Do you just have a luva de goleiro do são paulo close to you at all times

>>153204500
I'm a big Rafael fan, the glove is even of his size

4x0
it has become a passeio

imagine being goleated by a team that won't exist next month

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>>153204408
Tite is a meme. They should remove him RIGHT NOW.

>>153204519
Do you fap with it?

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look at this shit
5x1 on the box
he barely even jump to make a header

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>VAI CORINTHI-ACKKKK!

>>153204789
the funny thing is that he was looking at the crowd.

dinizismo wasn't build in a day. but this is his season.

>>153202231
based

Apparently brasileirinho streams is now free to watch for spanish speaking niggas on kick

>>153205129
Except ecuador specifically for some reason

>>153205168
fuck them that's why

>>153205375
t-two alexsandros?

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>>153205375
>alexsandro twice

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>>153205388
>>153205389
Should be the other one, that site doesn't find some players for some reason, specially outside of yurop

>>153205375
O HEXA

You could also put Estevão in the middle with Raphinha, Casemiro and Bruno, and use Endrick and João Pedro on the box. That shit would be fun but weaker on defense of course. I like how there is no SHARTINHOS or Nerman either

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The team to win o Hexa

>>153205427
pov: you're watching a /b/ match in a /4cc/ stream

>>153201733
in 1979 there was a 4 team mini league from which 3 were relegated and 1 was saved
P L A T E N S E won the first place sending Chacarita, Atlanta and Gimnasia to the La B, gettin the nick name of el fantasma del descenso

>>153204337
Nao pode falar de futebol agora? tem q ficar postando foto de mulher pelada e falar de feijao?

Will Isabel post a video crying after Sao Paulo defeat the Peixeberg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd0HK21cVFo

Status: cansada

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Neymar: po sábado? Tem treino da King's League
se fode ai kkk

Treinadores injustiçados pela mídia corporativista e corrupta:

Zé Ricardo
Vagner Mancini
Geninho
Papai Joel
Marcelo Oliveira
Jorginho

Qualquer um desses está no nível do Dorival e do Filipe Luis

Bom dia
GOLEADAS SOFRIDAS NO SÉCULO :

51 - Vasco
40 - Flamengo
36 - Botafogo
33 - Atlético-MG
31 - Fluminense
31 - Santos
28 - Cruzeiro
27 - Grêmio
23 - Palmeiras
21 - Corinthians
20 - São Paulo
17 - Internacional

You now Remember Tiquinho Soares was memed as a 9 for Seleção just 1 year and 6 months ago

>>153205728
El torneo de la muerte

>>153207633
We shouldnt be so peude. The guy is doing good and there is no one doing well in the position, you try him.

>>153207604
É o imbrochavel, incomivel, ingoleavel

>>153207633
Seleção é momento, paizão

>>153207991
Quando Pablo Maia desarmava até pensamento em 2023-2024 vcs me xingavam pq eu falava q ele merecia ir pra seleção

Tachiano
Tiquinho Soares
Fagner
Cássio (Jandrei)
Sabino
Piton
Hugo Moura
Bilal

>>153208004
You nwver say who should go to selecao, you just criticize the people.who acrually get called up

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>>153207604
Why is inter so based?

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bom chia copalib

>>153208004
O Dorival levou e ele foi exposto, volante tem que jogar na Europa, os caras estão acostumados a sair da pressão do Chico do Mirassol, vai jogar contra o Luis Diaz ou Shulian e se peida todo

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Why do men wear these miçangas all the time now?

>>153208404
>now
Did you never go to the beach and buy shit there to look cool?

>>153205375
Endrick scores a few goals in a farmers league and people go craxy
Igor Jesus and Igor Thiago? Fuck them

>>153207633
He was the best 9 in Brazil until his injury in august 2023.
And he never recovered mentally from his fathers death

>>153207604
this data is bogus, 3-0 is not goleada as the experts in /copalib/ have settled

It's simple
>3x0
chocolate
>4x0
goleada
>4 or more goals scored, at least 3 goals of different
goleada, 4x1, 5x2...

>>153208517
Igor Jesus scored 2 goals at PL, the others were cup games against shitters
Igor Chiago is just a Alfonso Alves but he deserves a call
Abuelotti will just call Richarlison anyway

>5 green flags in a row
that was almost two farts, and it's only 9 in the morning

business idea: a /copalib/ themed roblox game

>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>153208528
Nao é mais fácil explicar pelo fato de que quase todo jogador mediano tem 1 ou 2 anos bons na carreira?

Tipo Wellington Rato jogou pra caralho no Patético-GO e no Sao Paulo. 2 anos de ótimo futebol e acabou

Alexsotan jogou pra caralho 2001-2002-2003 mas nunca foi nada além de uma faísca que durou 3 anos de ótimo futebol?

França fazia 40 gols por ano durante 3 anos (1999-2001) dps sumiu e nunca mais foi bom jogador

Alisson era cotado como volante titular da seleção até 2024. Ele jogou bem 2023 e 2024 apenas

Alessandro do Corinthians jogou 2 anos em alto nivel, melhor lateral direito do mundo, dps nunca mais jogou bem.

Recentemente tivemos vários exemplos no Flamengo e Palmeiras. Vizeu era o melhor centro avante da américa por 1 ano e meio, sumiu e aposentou aos 27 anos.
Raphael Veiga jogou igual Raí por 1 ano e meio.

Gustavo Scarpa era o novo Rivelino por 1 ano e 6 meses.

Mayke do Cruzeiro jogou 2 anos como melhor lateral do Brasil, dps virou um reserva de luxo do Igor Vinicius.

Caio Paulista jogou 1 ano como verdadeiro mistura de Roberto Carlos com Bale.

Nao adianta, todo jogador mediocre tem 1 a 2 anos bons na carreira e dps some

Ganso foi o Pelé canhoto de 2010 a 2011, dps nunca mais jogou nada

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>>153208404
>now

>>153209205
I wonder if he knew how to speak guarani

>>153209205
Maradona and Tite are completely different in pretty much every aspect
Also Maradona didn't buy these at Riachuelo

>>153209262
instead he bought from some stoner at the beach wow big difference totally not faggy anyway

>>153208404
>now
nigga you ever been outside, I bet there are less people wearing them now than when I was a teenager like 20 years ago

>>153209314
how many 60yo wore these stupid miçangas, Maradona was under 30

>>153209332
well then you should specify you're talking about old men

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>>153209332
have it ever crossed your mind that Maradona and Tite would be in the same age group? 'Dona is 2 years older

here's the coke fiend wearing a miçanga in 2019

Acabei de encontrar o John Textor aqui no Aeroporto. Falei sobre como era legal ver ele pessoalmente e que não queria ser o torcedor chato que fica incomodando na rua.

ai ele disse "the same you are doing now?” (igual você tá fazendo agora?)

fiquei sem reação e só respondi um "hã?" e ele ainda continuou me remedando "hã" hã"

fiquei tão chocado que dei as costas e sai de lá, e o pior é que ainda escutei ele rindo no fundo

slc, pior dia da minha vida

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plasticbros, I feel called out

>>153209373
wasn't this bitch a naciomal fan?

>>153209473
There’s no club in my barrio

>>153209497
Maradona? I thought he was a bostero or bichito idk

https://www.losandes.com.ar/deportes/dario-benedetto-tiene-nuevo-club-jugara-el-barcelona-n5978559

Dario Benedetto joins Barcelona
(Ecuador)

>>153209525
replied to the wrong post I meant gordaska

>chilling at work
>no news are good news
>sudden HR email
>it's just some bullshit seminar
these bitches exist only to annoy

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y las argenchinas, que opinan?

>>153209497
Progreso, the commie team
Or at least it is what she says
They won torneo de verano

>>153209262
Both leftists

Gremio still has the biggest breast size per capita.

>>153209762
Sorry lady, i have a girlfriend

Oblivion, from grimes, fear of the dark, from iron maiden and palmeiras anthem have basically the same idea behind it

I remeber when I enjoyed stuff like Iron Maiden
Turns out, it was shit

>>153209980
I thought bethesda had made oblivion

iron maiden, acdc, kiss, guns n roses, nirvana are baby's first rock band, can't imagine anyone over 16 enjoying these things
it's cool as fuck when you're a teen tho

>>153210124
do people seriosuly enjoy acdc? I thought it was just background noise for parties or something

>it is popular therefore it's bad
that explains why you support an equipo chico

but enough about Velez, Athletico, Peñarol, Botafogo and Millonarios

>>153210195
not because it's popular it's because it's literally just the same song over and over and over

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okay I have to admit this is a little ridiculous

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>Afleticos most expensive signing ever
Can he surpass craquis Arroyo, Gomez and Carbonero?

>>153210227
All songs are the same song over and over again
Music was solved ages ago. There are like 7 notes tops, there's like 7^7 combinations of notes before you start repeating

>>153210274
boomers would look you dead in the eye and say they don't make lyrics like that anymore

>>153210301
sure but acdc is really the same fucking song over and over, it's not 7^7 it's 1^1

I don't like that people like things

>>153210274
someone make the bean version I'm too tired

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I dont want to eat your beans and rice no more
I dont want I smell your stinky farts again

>>153210331
I thought ACDC was called like that because they did A-C-D-C chord progression

Brazilian lyrics:
>bunda bunda tcherecheche
>bunda bunda nessa vagabunda
>bunda imunda feijao com saracatunga
>bunda bunda tcherecheche
>sua piroca bem profunda

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Wow, that man looks so young!

>>153210369
the only kid in brasiu that doesn't know how to do embajadinhas

Guns n Roses is a band whose lyrics are about fucking women and niggers, vocalist was raped and he dress like a gay on stage

And we are supposed to believe this is not satanic or some type of CIA mind operation to spread schizophrenia

It's ok when tim maia does it (he was KGB)

Isabel Nascimento paid 600 reais to watch Taylor Swift
Plus 350 premium Uber from Santos to SP

>>153210124
i r8 Iron Maiden desu

>>153210398
tá duro dorme

creedence clearwater revival, now that's a band

Brazilian lyrics:
macaco cidadão, macaco cidadão
escorrega na banana e cai no chão

>>153210398
>Plus 350 premium Uber from Santos to SP
actually cheap, specially if it's ida and volta

>smokes pipe joint
I don't know the name of the band but it has a beagle flying on the cover, now that's a band, I think.

>>153210423
I remember it when i was in Nam bro

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>>153210423
It's funny how our parents glorify 70s and 80s but the only good bands that exist were born after 1989

Led Zeppelin is just like Coldplay with LSD

>>153210446
youtube algorithm slop
youre a NPC

I pay R$ 16,90 to watch Isabel Nascimento

>>153210461
If she opened an onlyfans she would make 100k per month
The pardos who work 14 hours a day would give 30 to 100 reais per month to her

>>153210477
delusional

>brazilians named their currency "real" to distinguish it from counterfeits

The MTGOW neet is like in some ways the early followers of Jesus
They dont destroy the system, they dont support it either.
They dont rebel, they dont accept it eitheir.

They dont promote anything destructive or bad; they dont pretend that "I work therefore I can do whaetever I want with muh money"

They keep prostitution low, drug abuse low, they dont give money to jews, etc. They are basically what early Christians were

>>153210459
you should have guessed that by the pipejoint

black and red color scheme = man team
black and white = gay team

>>153210532
you only say that because your team meets the random criteria you elaborated

>>153210532
flamengo is not a black and red team btw
they're black, red AND white, like san paolo