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love this little nigga

mad we have lil bitches itt that sperg out about an established and recognised format 'not being proper cricket' when it's literally older than them

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Sorry Curtis but T20 ain’t cricket.

>ain't
fuck off back to your enclave and learn english d'shraywn

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huge fan of test
could take or leave other formats of the game
apart from t20 which i don't follow in any way

>apart from t20
based Zachy supporting The Hundred

4/11 players in the NZ u19 team are of Indian origin.

Me? I'm a peewee u19 lifelong ever since I saw their XI laced with Hindu /strongminds/

Don't think anyone was questioning your interest in youth teams Noncejeet

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Don't even need to prefix eng shitter with nonce because it's assumed by the "eng" part of eng shitter

NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN

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>>153208547

>>153208800
Nonce

>all the t20 slop customers
>not even bothering with the England match

because It's t17 mate

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huge fan of ODI
could take or leave other formats of the game
apart from test which i don't follow in any way

Curran got a hatty

SAM CURRAN HAS GOT A HATTRICK ON PETER SIDDLE'S BIRTHDAY

catherine ohara died lads

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>>153212269
who?

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Zen

>>153208547
if 4/11 players in the NZ u19 team are of Indian origin it'd be 7/11 iykwim haha

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England's greatest cricketer, Jos Buttler

Harry Brook has admitted other England players were present when he was "clocked" by a nightclub bouncer in New Zealand.
The England white-ball skipper told media last week he was out on his own in Wellington on 1 November, the evening before a one-day international.
But in a statement released on Friday, the Yorkshireman conceded others were with him and he lied to protect them "from being drawn into a situation".
The statement came after the Daily Telegraph reported, external that Brook and two of his team-mates, Jacob Bethell and Josh Tongue, could be subject to an investigation from the cricket regulator.

>>153214022
literally NO ONE cares about this other than the media

Australia vs pakistan t minus 12 bongs

Sophie Molineux

just took a massive modern reddit minimalism cricshitfo layout lads. give it a minute

>>153213997
I see that Jimmy "The Fraud" Anderson hid behind tests instead of playing the far better and intellectual format that is T20
Always knew there was something up with him

>eng shitters default position is deceit and lying to each other
Kek this really happened

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these edibles are the shit

https://youtu.be/_bGyx6uJeKQ?si=ghIfQBvnK3B7cdoI&t=5

that was pre-chin up zachy
based me redpilled him and now he has actual functional strength. he's almost dropped bouldering all together to push for 50 reps as well, which is very heartening to see

>chickened out of an on pitch challenge
>chickened out of an on court challenge
Functional eng shitter cowardice

WILL NEVER STOP bouldering
love it too much, even if I'm maybe not gifted at it. but that really doesn't matter

>>153214581
told you I will serve up the eggs and bacon in worksop. before maderia. if you are game

>>153214360
absolutely grim
wish I hadn't opened this link for 0.2 seconds

>>153214294
seen this posted a lot here
is it AI? or did zachy actually manage to get that big?

>“I don’t think there’s a drinking culture at all. We’re all old enough and grown up enough to be able to say no if we don’t want to drink, and grown up enough to be able to say yes if you do want a drink,” Brook said.

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corr

https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?si=DHH9He92F_GRsM5h

geese a great band live

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Imagine how much lesbian sex they'll be having tonight...

is losing to pakistan good prep for a world cup?

>>153215533
she's really not that good looking
not ugly
but in no world would she be considered hot

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>>153214810
>n-n-name any time and place
>names a time and place with pro facilities
>noooooo not there and then come to some grim as fuck mining town up norf
>scampers away to madeira
The Wealdstone raider of /cric/

>>153216990
saw an ad for the willow tv show she hosts on a stream and she looked better there than when tarted up

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>>153215533
No wonder eng shitters went bankrupt for our finest Indian, that is Bharatiyan, cotton and irresistibly seductive fashion
>>153216473
Good morning convict!

>>153216385
if amelias sister hadnt had a stroke, she'd be jess corr iykwim haha

Morning ausbros
Morning bongbros
Morning kiwibros
Morning dutchbro
Morning turkbro
…sebbo, britjeet

g'mornin'

>being awake this early on a Saturday
grimdies

>>153217357
Aus women’s final then Aus vs pakistan mateo

The only correct way to wake up is with the Hanuman Chalisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETFvQonfV8

>Pat Cummins has been ruled out of the 2026 T20 World Cup because of his back injury
convictbros.....

>>153217368
fucking hell

>new day blows in
>t20 still isn't cricket

>back injury
>convict
OH NONONO CATONINETAILSBROS

>>153217027
not coming to leicester
not because it's a shithole, but because it's too far away

also because it's a shithole tho

suppose a bit of both on reflection

beer belly and creatine belly are both objectively real

1 bong 40 bing till aus vs pak

love doing a poo in my nang gaff with my bathroom door wide open

*morning poo

even pakistan couldn't make me watch t20

cool so go bouldering or summit while we watch the game dickhead

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>corr love trekking 6 hours all the way down to susshit to tug on the ol' bank of mummy
>what? A little trip down to the top class sports uni of 'bro (not even in 'sta) REEEEEEEEEE
>scampers

to think this is the current "humour" of the isles that brought us the two ronnies

>>153218244
oh andrew
you have besmirched the great Windsor bloodline

>>153218244
as he said, not a particularly sweaty gentleman. complete exoneration imho

Im not at home and dont have a kayo account, anyone got access to a stream so I can see us get flogged again?

https://crichd.one/stream.php?id=ptvsp

seems ok so far

>Aussies will lose to Pakis again
embarassing

imagine the smell in that stadium

GWAN XAVIER LAD

>>153218474
Im not opening that shit on a phone again, my lord. Here's 20 ads but you cant escape ecks dee

>>153218502
kek try cricwatch.io

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talk me about of opening the Pakistan-australia t20 scorecard lads
not cricket after all

Shahibzada means Prince btw

dare break a twenty year long tradition of not opening a single t20 scorecard on the good laptop

>talk me

>>153218502
>he uses his phone without an ad blocker
ngmi la

the cunnyman can

gone GOTTEM

the kfc bucket is massive in pakistan

i bet you're watching it zachy

pakis are buckbreaking the abo-anglos

need a wicky

why didn't anyone inbox me about this game
anyway I wish I knew this was on I'm in sydney this weekend and would have bought tickets

can they turn down the crowd mics
sounds like a crowd recording for a Sims game

babar is going to go off and get revenge on Australia right now

Ba-bye Azam!

Ahahahahahaha
Babarmao

spin is king in pakistan bros don't forget

nice 50 big fish

why the FUCK is smacky not playing
he surely needs to find some form after bbl

zampa sucks arse

why did the curators only prepare the pitch between the popping creases

>>153218843
no smacky?
I'm outtie plus the thread is dead

>>153218848
not bad at cricket tho

pakistan are a strange team

Are Pakistan elite now?

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fr e-dog finna be dabbed on rn in chat ong

>>153218712
not watching it
watching /cric/ posts
that doesn't count as watching t20
won't be opening the scorecard

what I am struggling with is this- can I reconcile my belief in t20 being the opposite of cricket with wanting Pakistan to win
maybe I should want Pakistan to lose
something to ponder

>>153218719
>>153215533
Shalom

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Wealdstone raider might be twiglet leg's real dad. Explains his receeding hairline, addiction to and inability to handle alcohol, responsibility issues and aversion to l*ndon

hold on, this Pakistani batsman's name is also Usman

BAW GAWD HE'S TAKING OFF THE MASK!!!!! IS T- IS THAT KHAWAJA PLAYING FOR PAKISTAN?? OH ALLAH HE'S COLDER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW

>>153218244
Do you think M00T might have been at that same party?

>language has to use english words constantly due to a lack of vocabularic breadth

>>153219025
Its not like he was ever going to play another game for Australia.
>ynr that he announced his "retirement" from Test before the Sydney Test so that he had to get picked and get a big send off because muh paki
>ynr Moeen Ali announcing his retirement only after the Oval Test was over to not create a big deal.

animesan, have you played elin?

Nausicaä (Love Will Be Revealed) is the greatest song of the decade

where are Australia's real bowlers?
Retired from T20 or taking a vacation?

Lund before Wicket

bitch marsh is gone n gotten

LOL

where the fuck is smith? these idiots cannot play spin for shit

There must be a way to reconcile t20 being the opposite of cricket with wanting Pakistan to win this t20
Any pointers lads? I need a hero

That offside four from Inglis was beautiful. Shades of Damien Martyn, Ian Bell.

Umpires are actually giving LBWs today, especially the fat one.

fuck I hate cameron green

>every India match looks like a nationalist rally
>every Pakistan match looks like family friendly fun with half the people cheering on the other team

Why are they so different lmao

>Umpires are actually giving LBWs today,
so unlike umpires in Australia from 1995-2005

Stop with these globohomo zoomer ramps and hit the fucking ball>>153219226
>>153219246 Greens the only one doing this

absolutely moronic shot, that

are pozzies getting btfo as a way to silently protest t20 because they know it's not cricket and never will be?

kek

connolly is another cameron green and aaron hardie
allrounder from WA who can't bowl or bat
send him back to the big bash

/cric/ told me Cooper Connolly was elite

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pawg at the gym

that looks really heavy. she must be quite strong.

>>153219309
Muhammad from India or Muhammad from USA - both are muslims first

those gym leggings women are absolutely disgusting
not even gay but it's not a good look
I don't know who told a woman a fat arse in gym leggings looks good

and there'll do a pose on dating apps showing off their fat arse in skin tight leggings
it might be for you but it's not for me

doesn't do it for me
but each to their own

>Pakistan won by 90 runs
>PAK 198/5(20)
>AUS 108(15.4)
>absolute humiliation ritual

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>Pakistan win (or lose?) by 90 runs

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for Cooper Connelly's international career.

why has Brook lying about going to a nightclub hbeen headline news for 3 days? this is your sport?

>>153219595
because fuck all else has happened since then.

Australia can't be feeling good about claiming an elusive 2nd t20 memecup now

I reckon there must be a mathetical answer to 't20 is the polar opposite of cricket, but also I am glad Pakistan beat Australia at t20'
there must be a way to reconcile
deep mathematics. a bit like chess

apparently one of the most popular shows on the planet right now is about homosexuals playing ice hockey. the purest of tautologies, but poignant nonetheless.

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>beat convicts by 90 runs
>surrender to India, that is Bharat, by 90k cowards
Symmetry

'Even though it's the opposite of cricket, I am glad Pakistan have beaten Australia at the opposite of cricket' doesn't work. not going to cut it in a court of law or at the pearly gates, needs a lot of fine tuning

repetition is useful to create rhythm or to emphasise an idea, but you have neither. only sophomoric snark

lol zachy messed up his A-levels and is now trying to do phd tier mathematics

Zachy has to measure the thickness of his arms with planck length

>the polar opposite
such a thicko

/cric/ was started after moot visited little saint james

>born with unathletic welsh genetics
>meme uni degree
>can't understand /fa/ to save his life
>finds bouldering
>toothpick arms so plateaus at bouldering on level 3
>laptop thumbing job
>mum bankrolling his bedsit
>g-guys actually I like chess now
many such cases

pls stop bullying our boy, jealous neeks

>unathletic Welsh genes
https://youtube.com/shorts/PPZoRkI6Mds?si=TEij9v4roAc5mwRD
>meme uni degree
academia is a conformity test
>cant understand fashion to save his life
looking clean brah. you fashun bruh. nice new balances lmao pleb.
>finds bouldering
so glad I did. LOVE IT
>mum basically bankrolled his bedsit
isn't a studio flat you spastic

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isn't even a studio flat

oh I know you jelly

wish geese wasn't sold out in Leeds

>didn't deny living off his mam's stipend

>>153219709
>peewee
>using (real) sciectific terminlogy not related to farm livestock

might be from a wealthy background but ultimately I make my own way, day in day out. I don't rest on my laurels

time for a beer?
no not yet
15 minutes then beer

the sun is over the yardarm

I do 20mm max hangs so I deserve to high born and wealthy

With your neck?

maybe you should all start doing 20mm max hangs
then you might one day be high born and wealthy like me
past and future are more linked then you could ever understand

hope djokovic wins tomorrow

>>153219475
>>153219512
>>153219517
you are gay actually
your a fucking annoying little gay prick

I am not gay
have zero romantic interest in men
they have little to offer me body-wise as well
a cock? got one. not interested

variety is the spice of life as it were
I've got a cock. I carry a cock around all day
arguably there is already too many cocks in this mental sphere. don't need another

>drunk within 20 nunutes of starting drinking
Wew

https://youtu.be/SR2563NTFI4?si=ultgChAA6e6rszft

based

I'll fuck ol bingo wings up at chess

>>153220290
>The latest data from the Health Survey for England for 2024 suggests 24% of adults said they haven't drunk alcohol in the previous year
teetotal general, teetotal nation

i'm drinking a beer
i'm watching the football
then im watching boxing and the royal rumble
simple as

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>>153221162
this is connected to nobody going to the pub anymore and shagging
notifications on phone more important
it's why birth rates are in the gutter

>>153221275
deano my son

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tylwyth_Teg

bit of me in this

You're not welsh until you've been to the city arms for a pint of brains m8

zachy and glammylad are larpers, not actually welsh
it's basically the yank muh german heritage thing

born in st davids mate, before they knocked it down

>goes to DVLA website
>applies for new drivers license
>selects welsh / cymru from the little dropdown
wow I'm now exactly as welsh as glammylad lmao

does that work for passports too

>changing nationality on a driving licence to larp on /cric/
meds
then
bed

>>153222147
should be called surreylad because he's a tarq from surrey

grow up

Do you support creating a separate Welsh cricket team Zachy mate?

would be worse than uganda lmao

>PARSIQ (PRQ) has been rebranded to Reactive Network (REACT)
kek lads do NOT look up the recent reACK chart whatever you do
oh my days zachybros

ol bingo wings thumbs a laptop for a living
turns off the bad laptop at 5pm then fires up the good laptop for the evening for some nail biting the Chase action

>>153222454
yes

>ol bingo wings thumbs a laptop for a living
>implying ol toothpick arms doesn't

>muh implying
why you are you so weak and seething

are you a rentcuck?

you're the only one seething bedsit boy
remember to banish yourself from /cric/ like a good little gremlin from Mon-Fri btw

isn't a studio flat tubs
cant even rep bench 2 plate and acting like the big man fatty boy

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The 4 Bs of zachy

Baldering
Bumdering
Bedsitdering
Bardering

serious question:
why are people having a cry about that pakistan bowlsperson?
i watched some of his bowls and there's nothing illegal about his action at all

why he chuck?!?!

Chuckstralian Glenn McChucker

Chuckstralian chucker Glenn "Chucka" McChucker

Sneedstralian sneeder Glenn "Sneeda" McSneeder

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>>153230125

>>153221162
based

>>153230146
surely at the point they should just put India at 1 and forgo listing every city in the country

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Tea

>>153231884
looking good mate

>>153231914
Love rum and roast me

tennis then Aus vs pakistan

>>153231884
crisp vampire hunter

We polled 1,000 people (non of whom were shitskin mutts) and the results are in
T20 is NOT cricket

accidentally bought some square shaped pillow cases so now I am obliged to go out and buy some square pillows. fml.

>>153232019
same lad
it's those onions for me

>>153232255
nonce

>>153232249
how about returning them for rectangle pillow cases instead

>returning them
bit gauche

>he covers his bed in perishable unnecessary consumables
good goy

I cover my bed in cum every night
I am a very sexual woman

hi Phoebe

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>>153232265

https://youtu.be/pPAZJTfGQVI

bedsits have 0 stand-alone bedrooms
therefore my flat isn't a bedsit

do you reckon phoebe litchfield has ever given a footjob?

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>phoebe litchfield
>footjob
I really hope not. Probs a lezza anyway.

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High school cricketing legend chose baseball. Implications?

based because he yfo'd himself
you should take the hint

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>>153233184

was going to watch the non-cricket but ausfailia are so bad they've apparently already lost the non-series
shall be watching redditovic lose instead

australia V future australians. LITERALLY cannot lose.

the moon is a beauty tonight.

i've made my case against connolly, no need to belabour it. also these live a(i)ds are hilarious

>>153234621
he's made his own case against himself tbqhwy
as have every bowler bar zampa and the batsmen other than marsh and head

well bowled greeny
just end this shit

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Cam Green:
>can’t play Test cricket
>can’t play ODI
>can’t play IT20
Why is this twat worth 4 million again?

ahh yes, the indomitable WA cricket stock.

world beaters, I am told by some.

short a few fucking runs there

>2026
>getting shaDABBED on

Mad how just a few minutes ago Pakistan were going 10 an over

must be confusing for the teams when they wear the same colour

cam green is seething because he can't hit it off the square
dire player. should have stuck with being a high school bully desu. typical tarq phenotype as well

yeah, nice shot dickhead

is 16/3 good when chasing 200?

what are these deadshits doing? FUCKING SMACK IT

thoroughly not cricket
not a fan of certain man selling out his views on this just because its pakistan either

will be writing an email to QANTAS to let them know that due to this terrible performance by the australian cricket team and that I saw their logo on their shirt during it they will not be my preferred carrier from this time forward.

too right mate
for me it's £566 airways

Pozzies whatever you do DON’T look up Australias score against Pakistan

fortunately there are no major international tournaments involving international t20 starting in the next few days.

will the proper cricket ever start again?

>>153234967
it's the opposite of cricket

>>153235660
You could always watch South African domestic 4-day matches on YouTube.

cricket is a team sport played on the ground
bouldering is an individual hobby fiddled with on a wall

imagine spending everyday of your life crying about t20 online from your bedsit

>your
wrong, it's his mum's
>bedsit
wrong, it's his mum's flat

Salt already peppered off.

>Pakistan will boycott their game against India at the 2026 T20 World Cup. A post issued by the Government of Pakistan's official X account said the government had granted permission to the Pakistan team to travel to Sri Lanka for the tournament. However, it said that "the Pakistan cricket team shall not take the field in the match scheduled on 15 February 2026 against India".

>The statement did not specify a reason for that decision. The full post on X was as follows: "The Government of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan grants approval to the Pakistan Cricket Team to participate in the ICC World T20 2026, however, the Pakistan Cricket Team shall not take the field in the match scheduled on 15th February 2026 against India."

Indian Cricket Council seething

>>153236523
broadcastxirs... we lost

I think it's a good idea that all our political leaders are compromised paedos. Subscribe to know more.

>>153237156
They will be incensed at that match not going ahead.

>>153236523
Based.

>>153235987
has a stand-alone bedroom so isn't a bedsit you demented freak

No one is interesting in your dwelling you boring neek

in america they're called studios, not bedsits

that was a good game of cricket. I caught the post break part.

we're not in america
therefore it's a bedsit

bedsit is what I do for 10 minutes with after I wake up head in hands pondering my pathetic life

>blank cheque from mummy dearest
>opts for a bedsit in dork
biggest blunder since Szabo missed a mate in two against Reshevsky in the 1953 Candidates Tournament

it's a retirement community

just give us the fucking world cup

Hardly a surprise he'd fuck up property investment after he fucked up crypto investment is it really

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>spackers talk

>ICC warns PCB of consequences of boycotting India match
lmaooo sars instantly put on pooicide watch. leave test tours for your memebash shite and boycott tournament games because you want an easier flight schedule then seethe uncontrollably when someone else does the same. say it with me lads - CAN DISH IT OUT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT

Certain /weakmind/ noticeably quite on this one

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would be nice if we were to have national football league. I am going to bed.

>>153238617
bedsits have 0 stand-alone bedrooms

>>153239074
nah it was a good purchase

Bedsit is a one-roomed unit of accommodation typically consisting of combined bedroom and sitting room with cooking facilities.

My flat has multiple rooms.

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KP or Brook?

>>153238663
have you seen how much positive press York gets in the news lmao literally isn't a better place to buy in UK atm, clueless

how many times is this neek going to claim it's not [allegedly] a bed sit. the lady doth protest a little too much, methinks

>>153240802
Bedsit is a one-roomed unit of accommodation typically consisting of combined bedroom and sitting room with cooking facilities.

is australia elite at chasing in limited overs cricket?

Pakistan boycotting because the ICC removed Bangladesh instead of giving them a neutral venue when India got their Dubai stronghold last tournament... is based

It's only okay when India do it

>the convicts and eng shitters seethe in their powerless solidarity
Keep it coming x

icc admitted to rigging the groups to put pak and ind together 10 years ago and theyre still doing it
good bye cash cow :P

Convicts should also boycott. Mainly because they are fucking shit lol
>getting hammered by pakis
Howling

>>153239784
eternal seething shitters, serves them right and I personally am very happy they'll be taking a bath on their broadcasting revenue
serves them right for making tests play second fiddle to faggotslog
duplicitous and hypocritical cunts the lot of them

Small irrelevant country syndrome raging fiercely tonight. Small dogs bark the loudest

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I stand with Bangladesh

>Small dogs bark the loudest
you got that right you incessantly seething and raging, tiny little faggot kek
you don't even like cricket mate what are you doing here kek
diabolical how fucked in the head you are

*incoherently babbles a bunch of nonsense at strangers on the internet*

I just simply wouldn't bother posting in the cricketeering general if I didn't like the sport.
Seems like the kind of thing an unstable person would do is all.

some serious damage control going on here lol
>india is not mad about this at all sarr

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I don't like cricket
Oh no
I love it and the seethe it causes

>>153242393
youre kneeling davey

>I don't like cricket
we know mate that's why it's time to log off
not known for his IQ is he kek

India playing tomorrow so no doubt certain man will do his disappearance act again

bunch of bloody benchods the lot of ya

lads how do I soothe my seething testies

Afghanistan vs Scotland kino tonight

prefer hsgf bedslit iykwim haha

>>153242802
wank

mick you better not be the /tennis/ nonce

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>>153242467
Britzoloids won't like this post

fuck my bro just sent me some pics
he got sliced the fuck up by some people in Thailand
tried to rob him and when he didnt give them what they wanted they started hacking into him with a machete

dont go to SEA

based thais doing street justice against nonces

yeah bro, I was totally robbed... of a wild party with two 11 year old ladyboys

>>153245415
he just told me that he told them to fuck off
so hes a bit of an idiot

>the cute lego girl i follow has slowly turned into an insta thot thirst trap over the last 2 years
grim and grimmer

>>153236523
this is how i know Indians group is even more rigged then it initially seems to be
they knew Pakistan would not want to play India so they knew it would be an easy win for them

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>>153245548
its been known

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTwBqlsjxfL/

>>153245235
You are one of the tossers it applies to, so why don’t you fuck off.

we should jerk off together on discord

>mic'd up in the audience
bit much. they thinking everything is the big blouse league now?

>>153246030
just wait till they introduce micd up in the changing rooms

im micd up right now iykwim haha

warm ups are free on ICC TV

GONE GOTTEM
SCOTLAND GOING TO WIN IT ALL

Isn't it supposed to be summer in the southern hemisphere? How come no one is playing cricket

we're all too busy playing cricket to watch cricket so they give the pros a break

>>153246354
They are in South Africa
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/scores-fixtures
https://www.youtube.com/@cricketsatv

There's an Aussie One day at like 11:00PM our time

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the 2036 ashes preview

wonder who the best cricketer on /cric/ is since bard became top shagger

Will Hazlewood and Cummins ever play again?

>>153246518
Think there's at least one Aussie lad who played at a fairly decent standard, several levels above me

Anyway, with a bit of training I'm hoping to get to the top level I really deserve to be back

Unfortunately though I had to skip nets last night due to an extremely vicious hangover (15 pints on Saturday, was a long old day for a humble non-alcoholic like me)

>the last match of the group is India Vs Netherlands, India could forfeit that match if it would mean Pakistan would get knocked out

imagine the scenes kek

>>153246736
Could be the funniest World Cup ever

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Emilio Gay lol poor fella must've got a bad bullying in school
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilio_Gay

i love wanking

>>153245943
Neck yourself britzo

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>took yankjeet 9 hours to come up with a reply

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/articles/cedw74dy564o

>unathletic Welsh ge-ack

Geraint Thomas is the only athletic Welsh man alive

I'm not an unemployed weirdo unlike some people.

>>153246680
yeah i played at a high level but if youre playing 3s with the odd venture into 2s and 1s then youre probably a better current player than me
id still back my ability to keep out an over of top bowling but dunno if id have the fitness and timing to accumulate a century

>with a bit of training I'm hoping to get to the top level
your reactions have gone you coper
old men aren't front foot cutting anything over 65mph

going to need to see the fox ray weight transfer for his front foot cut shot

HOLY SHIT

>"Zachary Bowen of Sussex has been named in the Epstein files a total of 723 times" - Reuters

>>153250505
stupid cricket hating faggot kill yourself

took a few weeks holiday from /cric/

>>153252122
what did you do