First for Canucks rule, laffs drool.

Seeing Buffalo's barn completely filled up by frogs genuinely pisses me off.

>>153226786
yeah, ill have a water, please

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TUSKS UP

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Obligatory Dabres gif. This gif will appear in every /hoc/ thread until our Dabres run out of gas in the playoffs.

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real wet noodle contest at rogers arena right now

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>>153226803
get the ottawa treatment dabs

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>>153226803
pluerer

>>153226805
coming right up, sir!

>>153226803
those red sweaters are the sabres alternates from 2000-2006

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>>153226803

>>153226803
maybe there's a big french diaspora in buffalo

I'm going to take a marner. Anyone need anything?

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>>153226827
it's MA'AM!

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>>153226812
Need to replace the lucario with Mamoswine

>>153226803
sounds like a buffalo problem to me

>ok were putting a hockey team in montreal, we just need a name...
>how about canadians? get it? haha because its in canada
>,,,
>,,,
>thats retarded but ok. at least we can give them a cool nickname though, what do you suggest?
>well they live there, so how about the hab-
>get the fuck out

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>>153226803
I know that feel. Rogers Arena is currently plagued by Ontarian immigrants.

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>>153226840
>>153226818
>>153226823
Canadians are based and always welcome in Buffalo

>>153226845
flams should be voltorb because they keep self destructing

>>153226845
These are terrible.

>>153226783
>>153226800
Wow, Buckeyes are really that imposing? It must also help that they're very competitive and winning championships here and there to push pro teams out.

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>>153226858

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>>153226858
>me on the right

>>153226842
mind passing me some dudewipes

Habs stands for husbands and boyfriends

>>153226860
JEN

>>153226814
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>153226858
>dead head
>hurrrrrr durrrrrr I love taking acid and looking at the sky
Go away junkie

>>153226899
good to know

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>>153226845
I like these ones more

>>153226912
fag

>>153226851
canadiens and habitants predate canada
it was the denomination of the rarly french settlers

>>153226922
Yup. That's the stuff.

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The Rangers are the only NHL team without a mascot. I think that should change.

Yeah, give me a white Russian and a burger.

>>153226937
they should be pigeons

>>153226937
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
is it AI?

>>153226922
>brock
JEN

>>153226953
Looks like a baby capybara.

>>153226937
>webm is a giant rat
yeah that would work as their mascot, given that new york is kinda famous for those

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>>153226858
>mfw

>>153226858
No they aren't, shut the hell up.

>>153226937
The way they got their name "rangers" is retarded as fuck. Some dude name Tex owned them and thought it was funny to say Tex's Rangers. Fucking reddit humor.

>>153226940
you want pickles as well?

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>>153226977
>Tex's Rangers

>>153226858
good choice
>https://youtu.be/c_WpX9s2_rQ?si=ekeGsegLzMfHNFw4

>>153226963
>>153226953
I was wrong, it's a lowland paca. Similar thing though.

>>153226988
not enough drugs in my house for this shit

>>153226979
Yes. Why wouldn't you want pickles on your burger?

>>153226803
Habs fans like to invade away barns before you need to sign a second mortgage to afford tickets at the Bell Center

>>153227000
It's just a question to weed out terrorists.

>>153227000
i dont like pickle

>>153227000
some real weirdos come to this bar

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>>153226985
Also came up with the nickname Habs

>>153226988
DUDE IM GOING TO MAINLINE SOME HEROINE AND LISTEN TO SOME DEAD ITS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE MAN

>>153227048
This is why no one likes you, bro.

i love having dill pickles with a tuna sandwich

LICK HER MACKI!!!!!!!!

>lick her maki

>>153227053
IM GOING TO PUT ROOFIES UP MY BUTT AND PASS OUT WHILE THE DEAD PLAYS MAN PEACE AND LOVE BRO

mcleod went down pretty easy, REF

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>>153227027

>losing to a team trying to tank
grim

Steve WILL Dangle

>>153227059
+1

more of a corn chowder guy myself

>>153227048
then you put some music on for k/hoc

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blues tie it

seriously, stop playing video game music when someone is out of the box

>>153227087
I like the nod to Nirvana that the Kraken do.

>>153227072
There's only one team that is losing on purpose

>>153227069
That doesn't even make sense. You're supposed to put roofies on the roof. It's in the name for fuck's sake.

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>>153227086
is he really the best canadian goalie?

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>>153227087
thats just the avs right

>laffs

>>153227086
i actually don't know if this image has been altered

that's what you get for diving, pal

>>153227069
roofies are for chicks at the club

>>153227086
didnt realize guys could have such a horse face

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>>153227103
>laffs
and dabs do it too

>>153227087
>penalty ends
>CUM HISTORIA

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>>153227083
gonna have to go with clam myself but damn I love a good chowdah

>laffs

teddy blueger the human Booger

>>153227120
all history is cum history

>>153227092
Kraken must be such a zoomer faggot organization. Everything is Nirvana. They should play "I'm gonna break my rusty caaaaage" when they get out of the penalty box. Be creative with other Seattle bands other than Nirvana.

>>153227084
https://youtu.be/6p-lDYPR2P8?si=8w5RqTwJBgoG0jlv

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>>153227130
wasnt lincoln a major lesbian?

>>153227103
krakheads play a bit of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6IbZv4ltIA

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>>153227121
>new england clam chowder
is that the red or the white

>>153227121
yum

>>153227107
It clearly has. Someone has thicken his neck.

>>153227092
I hate Nirvana so much. Cobain would be a troon if he didn't kill himself.

my laffies are doing it! just gotta not accidentally score for another 27 more minutes :-)

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Whose future is more grim: Pettersson or Matthews?

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>>153227148
i played this on colecovision at my grandma's house

>>153227139
yet no sound garden or pearl jam

>>153227175
they should trade for a guy named jeremy

connor garland is a goddamn gnome

>>153227175
Why would they? lol

>>153227172
>colecovision
Still have it and the atari attachments

>>153227114
No one is bringing livestock to a club. They would get underfoot way to easy.

we LOVE ref puck here

>>153227175
IT'S STEVEN FLOWE

>>153227180
how long until swayman's contract expires?

>BTFO all the Seattle area bands
https://youtu.be/Vtpgj9CQvJo

Why don't Seattle play some of their other great artists? I wanna hear Baby got back or Thrift Shop when they score.

>>153227162
He would've died from an overdose eventually if he hadn't killed himself. He just had that personality.

>>153227139
plastic team

>>153227140
not bad
>https://youtu.be/NsKF-IhR_mI?si=VhUO6RalRXtLdkPO

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>>153227201
>I've been forgotten

YOUR JACKIES

I just know the laffs will land McKenna somehow

>>153227153
new england is the white, manhattan is the red. they're both good but the red kind is kind of pointless

>>153227202
i think he had chronic pain from a fucked up spine

>>153227201
they really should blast some fall of troy at their games

>>153227217
STONE FREE

>>153227201
>Thrift Shop

They would have if they had managed some SIDE DEALS

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This album is better than anything Nirvana or Grohl ever did

>>153227232
remember when the >laffs had good goaltending?

>>153227217
He was born there, but wasn't really a musician there.

>>153227247
No

>>153227217
how was this country able to just pump out guys like this, now we make youtube video game reviewers

>>153227219
Our Jackies :)

Montrelel

>>153227224
>have scoliosis
>guitar strap aggravates it

Should have been a drummer/keyboardist

>>153227221
I don’t know about McKenna. He was a little bitch at the WJC and chasing the money in the NCAA leaves a bad taste.

>>153227253
belfour was aight

i’m just not gonna watch my oilies get buttfucked by quinnesota and friends i’m sorry

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>>153227000
I like pickles but not on a burger

>>153227289
On the side for sure though.

i like pickles on my beyond burger

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>>153227141
Bedsy rip during garbage time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BycRfHfGB1A

Everyone knows about ketchup chips, but Dill Pickled flavoured chips are a unique Canadian delicacy as well.

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>>153227295
Definitely

>>153227305
he's a bust but occasionally he'll look impressive

>>153227167
Equal until one gets traded. Matthews probably edges. Everybody was pretending he would catch Ovi and Gretz for a long time but nobody actually thought Pettershit was the next Backis or sedin

Greaves :(
Our Jackies :(

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teds vs blues is a lot of fun :)

>>153227260
our jackies :(

>>153227311
I live on the St. Lawrence, so I've had pickle chips since forever, but ketchup chips are new to me and I just threw up a little thinking about them.

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When the Kraken enters the ice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prij-gGXITk
>When Kraken score a late equalizer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM
>When the Kraken win a game they were down in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4
>When the Kraken get a penalty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU
>When the Kraken gets out of the penalty box:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0
>When the Kraken gets into a fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs

>max dummy
>moron rielly
>ryan nothing-happens

Any others?

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>>153227305

What is with all these tie games?

>>153227332
Every game is fun with my friends on /hoc/ :)

>>153227343
Thanks for the playlist, Sweden. Manowar is cool

>>153227348
Gary doesn't want us to switch over to UFC 325

when ricky calls them dressed all over chips, do americans know what flavor he is talking about?

>>153227346
>latvian goaltending

>>153227345
>willy nolander

SSSCCCCAAAARRRRR

Myers is a plug and should be euthanized.

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>>153227371
No

gavin mckenna, get ready to learn vancouvinese

>>153227366
i promised myself i would never watch ufc again after last week
but i wanna see my guy bsd one last time

>nucks

Our Jackies take the lead back!

>>153227392
he'll sign up for mandarin this semester

>>153227358
Yes, they are. I'm still waiting for a hockey team to enter the ice to Warriors of the World.

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>>153227389
he's an executioners wet dream

>>153227419
kek

>>153227396
I think Hooker is going to heem him

>>153227408
binnington is so fucking terrible

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Binnington please get the fuck off my team

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>>153227419

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>>153227419
You posted the shopped version

>Lekkerimäki scar
>Willander scar
The future is here folks!

>laffs

>>153227443
hell yeah, add in cootes when he's ready and the nuckies are golden, not to mention whatever high pick they get in the draft

there's a guy on the blues named divorceky that's sad :(

>>153227436
he belongs in the ahl

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The Sabres power play is boiled ass

>laffs are losing to the worst fucking team this season
Holy shit. Did they just give up? Are they trying to tank?

hutson sux

>>153227463
yet they traded fraser away for nothing

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>>153227459
our guy sucked balls
went to ahl
came back to the nhl fresh
now he wins games for us as our 1G

>>153227463
If they tank too much, they lose their first round picks in 2027 and 2028.

>>153227472
>nothing
Carlo is the man, chud.

>>153227463
please finish higher than bottom 5 tho

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>>153227454

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>>153227389
Jeff Marek has shilled for the Leafs to get Myers all week because he's a righty.

>>153227501
The laffs having to give up the 6th pick would be funnier than all of the previous 1st round exits.

taking penalties is bad

>>153227521
yeah they're making playoffs

>>153227512
>finish 4th last
>two teams below them win the lotteries to push them to 6th

>>153227513
that's why you should give them instead of take them

Go Habs Go (Back to Quebec)

>>153227538
habs going to minnesota next

>>153227538
rude

>>153227548
I hope they don't die

>>153227548
belt-to-ass there too

the h stands for honk actually

Looks like thousands of habs fans there, all with keys that could scratch one car each in Buffalo.

haha "dwayne jetski" LMAO

>>153227563
Lots of Sabres fans there wearing their old Starter brand third jerseys their grandparent got them for Christmas one year.

>>153227436
You have bigger problems than Binnington. Jim Montgomery is just like every other dumbass North American head coach where relationships and politics are more important than skill. In no universe should Sundqvist play more minutes than Berggren in 2026. Sundqvist is a third liner at best at this point. Berggren should never leave the top six.

This should be obvious to anyone who's ever watched those two players play more than 1 shift.

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You can't even be mad when Sid and Geno win another Stanley this year, two of the best to ever do it

My penguins (:

>>153227608
>where relationships and politics are more important than skill
You can have all the skill in the world, but without heart it doesn't matter.
Look at all the Swedish superstars like Nylander or Pettersson. Great talent but no effort or heart at all, they don't love the game the way champions do.

>>153227621
why didn't he marry a good finnish girl? his parents must be disappointed

>>153227608
Berggren is a soft pusy and bottoms for somali aids patients. Stop shilling that faggot you retarded swedecuck.

>>153227621
wow they look so happy together

>>153227621
she looks happy

>>153227608
It's obvious he never recovered from alcoholism

>>153227621
she really loves him (his money)

marner came out like soft serve ice cream this time

>>153227633
>>153227637
all women dream of finnish bulls

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>>153227629
I agree that you have to have heart too. Nylander have more heart than Mitch the Bitch but still played less.

>>153227650
he's gonna have to sign a one year deal somewhere shitty to build his value

>>153227657
at first I read this as "finnish butts"

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>YA YA YA YA YA

>>153227657
>>153227673
finnish busts*

>>153227683
oh ya eh?

>>153227687
JEN

>>153227608
Binnington is just another example of that. Any GM but Doug Armstrong would have booted him off the team. You shouldn't have to score 5-6 goals to win games.

>>153227657
never happened

if i had nhl money i would go for someone 10-12 years older that would be mommy domme

>>153227721
explains jagr

>moron rielly ded

LMAO

Will Finland ever recover from Kakko?

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>>153227747
Finland hasn't had to recover from anything for two years now.

>>153227763
asterisk cup

>>153227687
>>153227673
>>153227657
>french buuuuuuuuuuuuts

stars scaaaaaaaaaaar

my starsies!

>>153227763
why would a russian make up for finns busting

>>153227763
the olympics ushered in a new era of finnish dominance

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et le buuut!

>>153227776
You’re confused between the two Florida teams. Panthers wins are legitimate.

>>153227793
barkov is a good tampere boy. he even saunas nude

we're back!

>>153227777
Checked. There's going to be buuuuts incoming.

>>153227799
nope. like saying the dodgers wins are legitimate.

>>153227763
Barkov is Russian dood. He just hates Putin

>>153227798
His boyfriend looks exactly like him

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>burger top scorer not on the olympic team

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>>153227813
Well if you really want to dig into it, then the last truly authentic NHL season was all the way back in 1993.

knights play soon

>>153227849
That tracks. NHL 94 was the last good hockey video game too

>>153227820
our boyfriend. it's a polycule.

>>153227807
welcome back jagr!

you guys watching the scotties, right?

>>153227843
our team is poorly build :(

>>153227900
would be a very funny joke if he plays in the olympics and does well

now that the dust has settled...should kyle beach's name be removed from the cup?

>>153227900
jen

wyjo scaaaaaar
tied with modano now

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kinda weird that /heem/ is allowed to post trannies

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
COLE CAUFIELD AGAIN

>>153227900
Is that real?

le butt!

The Mammoths are mindbroken from the collapse last game. Their season is over. It's the Coyotes all over again. Different cover, same content. They'll get relocated in 15-20 years.

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OLEEEE OLE OLE
OLEEEEE OOOLEEEEE

I can't think of someone more deserving of a slapper to the back of the head on Montreal than Matheson.

>>153227918
he only plays well under pressure

>>153228000
i like him so much
and he's also very fluent in french
>>153228000

Gary time in Maine

>>153227970
they're still decent and will probably make playoffs. they have better facilities than the nucks

>both teams have played a pretty solid defensive game
Yeah, because both Leafs and Canucks offense stinks. When two shit teams play each other it's very often a tight defensive game

MY MAMMOTH ARE BOUNCING BACK!

jackies are barely hanging on :(

>>153228018
which teams?

>>153228022
>>153228036
How long was Cooley suppose to be gone?

Props to the Tkachuck clique not allowing the best American player to go to the Olympics. I hope the habs win it all this year

>>153228046
maine and providence

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may I present to you the teams able to afford Panarin should they so choose to trade for and sign him

>>153228045
I hope Lundestrom scores an EN

oompa loompas aren't allowed in the olypicos tho

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>>153228063
Panarin to the Flames

>>153228063
the breadman is coming back to columbus

refs

>>153228070
Yeah because Olympic hockey is all about physicality. So sick of you mutts. Go watch football where you can jack off about how strong and black they all are. Fucking faggot

>>153228081
he's their key to unlocking a playoff run this season

>>153228063
I don't understand why hockey media shills Panarin to the Kings so much. What do they have to give in return except their best defenseman Clarke? And why would he want to go to a playoff bubble team with even worse center depth than the Rangers?

Just like my Islanders

>yells something incoherent
>points emphatically at the center ice
>game over

>>153228115
they correctly assume that panarin wants to live and play in a big city

/hoc/'s Jackies :D

garytime soon!!!

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oopsie :)

I'm also confused about the people who say Washington as if the known anti-Putin Panarin want's to play with pro-Putin Ovechkin.

>>153228069
MARCHMENT

>>153228070
but italians are competing

>not going 6v4
it's like they don't want to win

>>153228115
Lol at you thinking Bread cares about winning. He just wants warm weather and millions to blow

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>>153228115
well unless he's willing to take a fat paycut, he is in no position to be picky about where he is going if he is going to contractmaxx

>>153228057
nice

QUICK: whose your pick to score the OT winner in Toronto VS Vancouver?
>Hronek

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bud1

>>153228146
The Jackies are red hot!

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>>153228156
>millions to blow

WOAW WHAT A COINCIDENCE THE NET COMES OFF IT'S MOORINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF HEAVY BUFFALO PRESSURE AGAIN

>>153228178
lewd

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could you imagine the tkachuk’s fucking your girlfriend? They are straight up BEASTS!

>>153228171
>laffs OT
the nucks will somehow win this

>>153228128
And not win a Stanley Cup? And pay high taxes? Fridgeman said that he wants 50 million and it's up to the teams to design that offer however they want. So it's obvious about the money and he'll get most money if he goes to Seattle where there's no state income tax.

>>153228171
i hope karlsson so all the youngin's get involved on the scoreboard

>>153227843
>Jason Robertson
>Cole Caufield
>Adam Fox
>Alex DeBrincat
>Lane Hutson
>Alex Tuch

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HABITANTS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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VICTOIRE

>>153228192
it aint LA. it's fucking seattle lol.

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
200 feet goal by Kapanen

We are straight up going to MAN HANDLE those puny leaves with our BIG MUTT COCKs

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>Mother fuckers saved my post on a google doc

>>153228199
kek the team usa snubs have a pretty good chance at beating the picked usa team if they went head-to-head

streak's ded boys

>>153228192
I always think he was on the last niggercawk cup team but I think I just switched timelines again tbqh

this would be a fun atlantic division final

my dabres :(
GG Habs you guys have a good team :)

I wish there were more black people that played hockey, imagine how good we would be

>>153228219
Wtf even is this guy?

>>153228207
What is really the difference? Except it rains more in Seattle and you won't get the chance to be around degenerate celebrities.

I would heem the fuck out of any Quebequeer right now.

>>153228234
y-you too

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>>153228239
Too low iq

>>153228250
you wouldn't do jacques shit

>>153228234
Good game to you too. Your team is also strong and we split the series 2-2.

>>153228241
guy who lost to bud and mitch

>>153228239
Kevin "Weeksie" Weekes

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>>153228250