>another zoomer vs boomer slopper

>>153229139
Both of them are fighting for history
Carlito as the youngest career Grand Slam Champion
Djokovic for his 25th
I'm hoping for a spicy match

Novax to end the zoomer meme

>>153229139
Let's go Alcatraz!!!! Today, I am spanish

>>153229316
Holy based

Carlos will do it for emma

Can't wait to learn the result of the match not until the morning because to watch it live would mean to essentially pull an all-nighter

Dubs for my dad Djo

Nolebros...

its hilarious how nafri and moorlike alcaraz looks

lets go sinner

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>>153225878
Our threads should be called /Adult Tennis/ and we should forget about the gender wars.
>>153230540
Fuck off bro, that ain't adult tennis.

>>153230540
kek absolute state of spain

>>153230540
jfc. it's clear all the western nations are controlled by people who share a single agenda and it's destruction and suffering.

>>153230698
triggered

Go Nonvaxxed GOATkovic!

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>>153230806
Do you still say triggered? How quaint.

why cant they play at a more convenient time?

>>153229316
>Catholic
I’m rooting Alcatraz too.

Where's the Novak drone gif

>>153230540
please be empathetic
these 20-30yo healthy men are all victims and we should be welcoming them in, as many as we can

>>153230698
just call this thread /tennis/atp/ to help with SEO kinda like flashscores does https://www.flashscore.com/tennis/atp-singles/

>>153230779
if that were true, wouldn't the western world have been destroyed a long time ago? why are they waiting so long and drawing it out? what's the point

>Roger Federer
Most likely Catholic
>Rafael Nadal
Catholic
>Jannik Sinner
Catholic
>Carlos Alcarez
Catholic
Why are all the tennis GOATs Catholic? Why can’t Protestants play tennis?

>>153230540
For me, it's the flamethrower and a plague doctor mask.

>>153231124
Loved the spirit of your initial post but I don't think we should concede non-goon discussion of WTA to the goon-nonces.

>>153231163
they cant appreciate the finer things in life

>>153231163
>Why can’t Protestants play tennis?
Maybe they needed more discipline, a better work ethic, you might say.

>>153230698
it would be nice to have somewhere to talk WTA. really the mods just need to take car of what's become of /tennis/

>>153231163
Catholics recognize the mother as a nurturing aspect and wisdom bringer like when eve ate the apple but protestants shun the feminine aspect because they interpret the Bible to demean women but the roman catholic church knows most of the Bible was stolen from pagan religions like the Egyptians who thought the masculine and feminine were pretty much the same. Not like trannies but just duality and thats why most protestants get angry when they don't get their way, so they create realities for themselves where the chances off conflict is lesser which is why they created the suburbs to move away from catholic and African pagan Brown people. So that's why they have better hand eye coordination because they're more in touch with reality.

>>153229297
>Novax to end the zoomer meme
It'll be 3:0 or 3:1 for grug. Slowvax has no energy because of his last match and has a hole in his foot, whereas grug just has to remember to drink some pickle juice. Not worth staying up late for this.

>>153230540
>self-hating

>>153230540
crazy

>>153231163
the religion of med browns doesn't interest me yank

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>>153231163

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Most tennis player, binner included, moved to posh wealthy monaco to not pay taxes, carlos stayed in his small town in murcia in his humble home close to his roots even tho he is prolly worth $100 mill. Based.

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>>153231623
>close to his roots

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this is nuts

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>>153231163
?

>>153231372
>has a hole in his foot
Kek, binner is more pathetic for losing to a grandpa with a huge blister on his foot

>>153230540
wish these bros would like try to make their own countries better instead of running away from their problems

kek hply shidd genuinely thought i was in /cum/its all offtopic

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>>153231680
brown moorberian rapebabies might attempt to be nationalist, it's good to remind them of how african they are

roof update? heard it's raining and crazy windy

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>>153231680
Don’t disrespect /cum/ like that

>>153231723
shes actually so overrated

shes not even hotter than eva lys

Just watched a replay of both semifinals. Zverev and Sinner need to murder pooicide each other. Grug in 3 unless he decides to be a nice guy and let Novak have a set.

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kek just realized tradcaths are cucked into acknowledging the HRE as the continuation of the roman empire

>>153230540
it's actually 600k
what this means is that they will be allowed to go to a better country in the schengen area so it's not only our problem,, but also they can bring their families here since 90% of them are latinos
oh well, the people vote socialism, that's what we get.

Melbourne update: it's extremely windy and cooling down strongly. No longer humid out there

>>153231601
yup. and the new pope held a lunch with trannies.

Aussies, any truth to this?
https://x.com/HBWonder/status/2017853436436615400
>Local TV coverage of the Boys Singles (with roof closed) said the roof will remain closed

>>153230875
enjoy your turbo cancer, boosterman

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>>153231945
Triggered

Novak spent his entire day on Instagram reposting people congratulating his wins and said the semis were almost like the final for him. That along with worse recovery and playing in horrible windy conditions. Not looking good

>>153231791
>he thinks they'll leave
kek

>this thread
On finals day no less.

>>153231962
Today was a recovery day anyway, you can do that while periodically checking insta, or paying someone to do it for you

As 4 seed, it was literally a coinflip whether he would face Sinner or Alcaraz first, beating Sinner is no small feat, and it was the best match of the tournament by far. If that had been the final, no one would have complained.

The roof is closed, and Alcaraz was worse off physically.

If you're trying to talk yourself into placing a bet, don't do it.

>>153231999
Too late, I put 80 cents on Carlos to take the first set 6-0 and another $3 on a 6-3 6-3 6-3 match. That rounds off yesterday's winnings nicely

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>>153231982
tennis finals with moorcatraz is one of the only days spanish flags show up to /sp/

>>153231962
What's not looking good is your chance with women

>>153232016
You're still seething because binner lost?

>>153231999
His motivation is the most important part and how are you even sure about the roof

so will alcatraz fake another cramp

Why the fuck do you idiots keep omitting "no girls allowed" in the OP
It's there for a reason

>pre-thread
brave of you to think there would be 500 posts before the match

I'm not Serbian but I need one of those Serbia GOAT flags

>>153232038
You can't sell your iPhone Pro to them if they stay poor in huts in Ethiopia. It's important to bring every single third world citizen to the first world and have them provided with free money from native citizen tax money so they can purchase your products and monthly subscriptions and make line go up.

>>153231061
>cATHOLIC
u must not have seen nay ofmy posts ever
ALCARAZ WILL KILL THIS DOPED NIGGER GYPSY YOKEL

go djo

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Kino inbound

I'm gonna fall asleep again

5 sets looms

What will the mandatory protestor's disruption be about this year?

>>153232111
they gonna do, probably to save the refugees

>>153232097
i can text you when someone gets to 2 sets if you want

I love watching tennis. I wish it was on TV all the time, instead of just during the AO.

>>153231977
phwoar eould shag her harris

>>153232038
"ITS NOT ROCK N ROLL ITS GENOCIDE"

as bowie said

corr she cute

>>153232049
umm its kinda in the name /ATP/

thats what that means

duh

>>153231163
rafa is a staunch atheist

this woman cant sing

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CLOSTERBOL
>CLOSTERBOL
CLOSTERBOL
>CLOSTERBOL
CLOSTERBOL
>CLOSTERBOL

start the damn match before i piss myself

>>153231977
he gave that up just to get beat by djokovic in the semi

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why must they be so cringe?

roof is going to be open it's over

why are 2 black desk hosts on my tennis television at the same time?

>>153232174
eubanks and monfils?

BET ALCARAZ ROOF WILL BE OPENING

>>153232167
God, she looks like shit. No idea who that is on the left.

>posted start time
>players still in the locker rooms stretching

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finally unbanned, bros. just in time

>>153232189
Looks like the cunt from Pearl Jam

>>153232173
Stupid decision desu. Will seem even more stupid if there's a delay to close the roof when the rain hits.

>>153232197
They don't want the old man to win.

>>153232189
>australian flag
The commentor said this guy won AO twice or something.

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ITS TIME

>>153232195
I haven't seen Eddie Veder in years but I wouldn't have guessed that was him.

They closing the roof or not?

>>153232206
Of course not, they need Alcaraz to win for financial reasons

If Djocker looses the first set he's not coming back. first set will decide

>>153232206
It's open

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I need you to trust me, /sp/.

One last time.

Doperbitch

uh oh, he's limping

I'm so tired. I'm going to fall asleep and wake up to see Carlos won in straight sets.

>>153232214
I BELEIVE

>>153232201
Holy shit. Is it Marat Safin? If I passed him on the street I wouldn't even recognise him. He doesn't look bad. Just way different.

>>153232214
I believe in you Nadal. Always have

>>153232216
Carlos is limping? It’s over already

>>153232214
Doperbitch

>>153232225
no, novaxx

>>153232214
he isn't going to win. he doesn't have the stamina to outlast grug anymore.

>>153232229
Er-hem >>153232146

>>153232231
Should have bet Alcaraz

>>153232225
no doperbitch is acting like he's coached to by the subhuman dinarid yokels
that's hwo they think they can sell the fact that they're the most doped nations on earth

>>153232235
It's so over lmao. We're done boomerbros

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>>153232214
I BELIEVE
TOTAL ZOOMER GENOCIDE

>>153232240
It's like 4 to 1 odds. What's the point of betting Alcaraz

>>153232248
based humble potatoe farmer

>>153232244
That's Novak

Are you ready to witness the old man retire? Lmao. Grugg in 3. 6-0, 6-0, 6-0.

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The most impressive thing about Djokovic's longevity is he's doing it while doing a bunch of pseudoscience nonsense. If he was actually smart about it he could be on top for another decade.

>>153232244
how can I achieve this hairline at age 38?

>>153232252
>he can't even spell potapova

watching this on cocaine xP

>>153232261
make a swiss black dick poster seethe on 4chan forever and harvest the energy from it

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>chasing
baka, they gonna get novak angry

doperbitch

Nole getting 25 :)

>>153232261
no gooning, lots of biotin

>>153232258
those spiral swirls in his chest hair are elite

>>153232272
It is happening wagmi

>>153232214
I believe. Rape the zoomers one more time GOAT

Starting now let's fuckin go

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>>153229139
I've slept 6 hours
Woke up at 5:30 am
Djokovic is at his sunset years
But I'm still watching if Alcaraz sweeps only for the prospect of Novakino
Chilezuela is with Nole

>>153232189
>>153232195
zoomers out.

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day of the pillow NOW. zoomGODS win.

What if Carlos tore his ACL in the first set. Would you celebrate Novak's 25th?

BOOMER VS ZOOMER

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QUICK PREDICT THE SCORELINE

>Nadal above Novak
Kino shot, did anyone screengrab?

NADAL IN THE HOUSE and looking old

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NADAL

>>153232295
Yes because the Court record is fictional

Novax is truly the greatest

>>153232214
One final zoomer (Alcaraz & Sinner) cuck and break.

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why do they keep showing some bald old man

>>153232299
6-4 7-5 6-4

Why does Nadal look so old? Even if his hair wasn't shit, he'd look 60.

LET'S GO ALCARAZ MURDER THE DOPERBITCH

Insane how alcaraz has excellent outfits every year while sinner chooses the most retarded colours

>>153232313
Sun

NoVaxx already overperforming.

>unc beats the two great hope zoomers
holy fuck how will zoomers every recover

Is Alcaraz strongmind, or just nomind?

>>153232313
too much sun exposure

Alcaraz is spraying his forehand again like all tournament. We won.

based Webber

Why is grug so ugly, he legit does not look european at all.
Now I know why south americans look so weird, all those spanish genes.

I love their cute blue water bottles

NoVaxx first unforced error. Lmao. Decline starts now.

it's over

it's ironic he didnt want to get a vax but does cell doping

>>153232327
He's from Spain so he doesn't have any Spanish genes

Medkit hater is back. LMAOing at your life.

>>153232327
>spanish
>european

>>153232313
>men don't hit the wa-
>hold my racquet
poor guy, he looks 70yo

>>153232299
Alcaraz wins in 3 sets
7-5, 6-4, 6-3

my mom is making me some rice
its my lifting day

>>153232336
why so many As

>>153232336
why doesn't he just shave it
genuinely would look better as Baldal than custodian ascend

Nole looks so pale

where is fedora and murray?

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>>153232318
cope

>>153232343
Cause he's an a-hole

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>>153232336
>SLAAAAAAM CHAMP

First time for me I have watched Alvarez play

The fact that Carlos didn't break immediately speaks volumes. Scared bitch.

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Who stole his hairline?

>>153232336
Hope the drug abuse in his youth was worth it!

Novak looking sharp... I'm worried grugbros...

g-grug bros Novak is too dialled in what do we do

I reckon whoever wins 3 sets first, wins the whole thing

>>153232359
he's rich. he can just hire servants to carry him around if his legs give out

Ive seen enough. Novax in 4 Im going to bed

Novaxx is having a much easier time serving tonight than he did against Zinner.
Its over for grug.

>>153232363
Lose gracefully

Did he just squat the bar in that montage

>>153232218
djokovic taking this. you'll wake up to miracles.

why isn't Fed there? Nadal's there

Carlos is more focused you can tell. NoVaxx should retire.

>>153232369
GO TO SLEEP LIL NIGA

>>153232336
His face looks so tense as if he could just relax it but he doesn't.

Dude almost lost a set to Hanffmam kek

hope its an epic 9-7 in the fifth

I always remember the champs turning it up for a final getting to that next level, haven't seen any of the zoomers do it yet

>>153232365
Astute tactical genius here

Still can't believe Sinner isn't here

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>pumping balls into his slot zone

>>153232385
Imagine how musetti feels

>>153232365
What makes you think so?

>>153232387
Who?

https://youtu.be/jm1uSgMRhlU

>this could've been djoker vs zverev

>>153232392
Thank god it wasn’t. So boring and predictable

This should've been Ruud vs Zverev

NoVaxx playing with no brain. Running after every ball depsite knowing grugg will make the point. NoVaxx wants to win but will have no energy after this set which he will lose lmao.

>>153232392
>this could've been choker vs chokerev

>let the old goatkovic play 3-4 hours less in the tournament so he can rest
>he saves enough energy to rape current generation's top talent right away
embarrassing, if he wins this entire thing alcatraz and colestebinner should be the ones to retire

I hate drop shots so much its unreal love from new zealand

Djoker looking the better player atm

Novak looks way better as expected

>>153232392
Honestly it's best for Zverev than he lost in the semis. If he lost to Novak here, he would an hero

Break him. Break him like a twig.
A TWIG

>>153232318
ANULO MUFA

The dropshots never get old

>>153232404
zoomers take time to warm up. boomers go in comfortable but burn out faster. novak has to break him fast or he will have no chance.

ATTA BOY NOVAK

Djokobitch is sweating like a pig

is drop shots all alcatraz knows?
Lol nice crutch

Rofl

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its carlover...

NOVAK
G O A T

lets gooooo

What happened to the humble serve and volley

happening?

Grug was just tactically dragging the game out on purpose to tire Novak out
Trust the plan

>grug

its ok grugbros roids didnt kick in yet

LOL

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what a fucking joke.

Novak is perfect on this court grug never looks comfortable

just ifnished my bowl of rice
my stream is intermitent anyone have the good shit? or maybe theinternet here is just garbage
ever since the Jewish people took away the mp3u8 trick, it's been shit watching sports

is it over grugbros?

Nosweat Holdagame

Just establish the line of scrimmage and run the ball

>>153232431
He destroyed trash shitalians.

LET'S FUCKIN GO ALACRAZ!!! KILL THIS DOPERBITCH ACTOR

>>153232421
>4-1 in 20 minutes
Something's odd...

>>153232439
Yes he needed to win the first set.

For me, it's one handed backhands.

Didn’t Roger win a cheeky Australian late in his career?

>>153232431
he'll never get this lucky again this is histone chance at 25

>>153232444
Nice trips but one of those Italians was going to beat him according his own words

yeah that's it I've had enough, can't stomach this homo sport
squash gang 4 lyfe

>zoomers

>>153232431
I mean if he beats Sinner and Alcaraz then he probably deserves it

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THIS MAN IS PUSHING 50

Fuck these zoomers man, this sport is dead

This is fucking embarrassing god damn

If I played tennis I would send the ball to the part of the court furthest away from the other guy. I would win every match.
I don't know how I'm the first person to think of that tactic.

G O A T

O

A

T

>playing boomer music

>>153232455
>going to
oh no no no

>2 Catholics (Roman/Orthodox) in the finals to overcome the Great Schism while the Sinner was eliminated in the semis.
Repent bros.

>>153232452
this

>>153232397
>if he wins this entire thing alcatraz and colestebinner should be the ones to retire
also this

>>153232446
Not really, one player's come out in rhythm and has their eye in while the other is off their rhythm right now. roof's also closed which gives novac's game a bigger edge and removes a bit of an edge from alcaraz's.

ITS HAPPENING BROS
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>>153232462
its an uncy unc world

>only bet -1.5 sets
should've put something on -2.5 smdh

>>153232466
tennis players are not smart
they play tennis all the time

djokoGOD?

>Next gen

Why can't they do it?

its funn how these dinarid monkeys that can't run a state somehow have the most advanced doping tech in the world

novakwinslol

>>153232469
eat shit zoomie

>>153232455
Ironically, that italian was Musetti

Come on, Grug, stop fucking around and finish grandpa.

>>153232466
>furthest away
?
just hit ace every time

please refrain from posting until my illegal stream catches up

Djoko got some good roids

damn rafa looks OLD

>>153232483
its gotta be some kind of Jewish connection. i read that these shit holes are all run by crypto Sephardim....no way these subhumans could create these doping programs

>>153232472
Saw a video yesterday of a black guy screaming at the tv because how there is a guy called sinner and there are all these 6's on the screen. Lmao. He said they don't even hide it no more.

The Cumback starts now

really shows the level difference between the big 3 in their prime and the new gen zoomers

>no chances projected to win against binner
>almost 50 50 against alcatraz
lool

lets go carlos lets go

>>153232493
he looked old 2 years before retirement AKA 2 years of refusal to retire

Why the fuck would they leave the roof partially open haha

>>153232491
>implying Alcaraz isn't on some either

>>153232431
Reminder that Alcaraz owes Djokovic royalties on his prize money for "borrowing" his service motion.

Sampras/Agassi put an end to all the boomers that came before him and they never won another title after they won theirs
Roger also did the same to Sampras and Agassi

If the zoomers allow Novax to win it will be the first irrefutable proof that the game has regressed

can Nole hold serve here?

Who's more white between these two

So, is (healthy) Musetti the best player on tour right now?

>Grug no happy, Grug young and fit, He many finger old and crippled, why Grug no winning
XD

if nole beats sinner and alcaraz
oh boy

>>153232498
>And Novak is already mindbreaking him at set 1
lol lmao

>>153232510
jannik

>>153232510
hispanics are white

>>153232469
you want them to play carti at the Aus open?

grug actually looking very bad, and given the zoomer weakmind he wont recover much later, its over

this is just a fraction of the power of being unvaxxed btw

>>153232514
We're going to need more space in the edit

Unc still got it

My GOAT Novaxxs makes history today

>>153232519
play dior, unc.

Fuck I love being right. Made a ton on the sinner win and will make plenty now. Never bet against Djokovic in a final here, he’s cruising.

>5-2
Here comes the hardest part.

>>153232532
massive choke incoming

>>153232521
Grug is too low iq to be weakmind. He doesn't even know he's playing the final

>>153232513
;)

>>153232504
Not the good stuff. You know he's got the best doctors. Better than sinner's even. Nadal probably gave it to him in the lockerroom.

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A Toast! To all Uncs ITT!

YES, Jim Courier's...new...career decision DID come as a surprise

Al-Carazbros, we’re in trouble.

>>153232495
Keked.

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>>153232540

>>153232510
If Dinarics are not white noone is

A quick 3 set victory then back to bed based

this is just cementing the fact that sinner should have been the 1 seed he should be in the finals.

>Now Novak is playing what Alcaraz what trying to at the start
Humilliation ritual

Need JCF to come back and tell Grug to hit the ball over the net

Alcaraz is an impulsive no-brainer loser, always has been.
Never forget RG23 and Paris24.

Just hope Nadal doesn't have to give the trophy to Novak or something. fucking humiliating ritual if so.

6-2...?

So what’s happening?

Is Carlos tired from his semi? Is djok out game planning him?

>mid game coaching
zoomie mind broken already

this is insane

>grug looking calm while getting rekt
>djoko looks confident from the start
did they switch their meds or? what the fuck is going on

amazing

>make your first aus final
>be playing 10 time champion but it's fine he's old now and you're no.1
>he comes out the gate playing like an 11 time champion
grug is shook

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>>153232540
...heh...

>>153232539
sinner's probably the only clean player in this entire thing
people that dope don't get busted for picograms of a 1960's steroid
do you even THINK ever??
he's just the most convenient fall guy, a lanky white guy. literally the biggest target on the planet in the political climate in 2026

Need a screencap of Rafa's face after Joker took that set.

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>>153232540
A toast!

What happened? Lol. I took a shit at 1:1. Did carlos got injured?

MY CHAMPION
MY GOAT
NOVAKGOD

It's actually over

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why don't he just do drop shots all the time?

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>>153232540

>13% points behind second serve
ffs grug

Sad performance from alcaraz