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vendula started
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>>153232889
on it!
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:3
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Gorgeous Iva
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>>153232928
Elina is playing in 1 hour (real)
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First for Eva may be a thot, but shes a cute thot
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Go Vendy
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When will Choco Bitch require? At 40?

No offense to Novak, Ive just been watching a lot of WMBF porn
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Woodbridge is one of the worst commentators ever
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>>153233085
next olympic gold
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i'm getting nervous uncbros...
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do you think you could have fucked any of your parent's friends or friend's parents? i feel like i might have been able to slide my way into a couple of each, but that may be hubris talking
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what's the opposite of unc? nephew? neph?
neph is cookin
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Vendy gets the break back.
Come on girl
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carlos is just playing with his food now
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lad needs to stop playing and eat
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it's djover...
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shan't be watching this caveman win
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do it for her Nole
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>NoDick JockItchBitch
Lel
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cam vendula do it for your simps
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we finally have a good male tennis player, I can see the future
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>>153233620
Nice upskirt today
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dead general, dead sport
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djokobitch CRYING STATUS?
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>>153233643
Umm I'm fapping rn, calm down


To Carlos of course
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>djokobitch
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this just makes sinner look worse
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What rule change could make tennis more interesting
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>>153233708
>Dago is a fraud
Water is wet
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>>153233734
Girls lose a item of clothing everytime they lose a set
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if i lost that service game as djok i would have immediately offered a concede handshake and then announced my retirement from the sport
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>>153233734
Women must play in sexy lingerie
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>>153233666
you need to be snuffed out violently, homosexual brown tranny.
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that's okay vendula that's okay come on let's go regroup
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i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
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Here's how Federer can still win
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>>153233802
No you didnt cunt. Stop lying

>>153232109
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Stupid vendula give me elina
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>>153233840
hey!!
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>>153233765
>>153233771

Where are all those former anons that used to post here. Don't tell me they use Meta websites
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AUS open is so shit nobody cares enough to post, see you next open
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flawless jana
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UM
avanesyans match is listed as "cancelled"
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Losers on this site insulting Djokovic's ability make me absolutely guffaw with laughter.
As if any of you would stand a CHANCE against him even if he was drunk? LOL.
The lack of self awareness is STAGGERING.
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now its listed again as normal :thinking:
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>WOAH THERE FRIENDO
>did ya just LE CRITIQUE A WORLD CLASS ATHLETE
>you CAN'T LE HECKIN DO THAT unless you're a world class athlete too
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>>153233866
I think its because most people are asleep
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>>153233866
you are in the wrong thread.
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My wife's supposed hall pass is Carlos Alcatez. Should this make me mad?
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let's go unc
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cam vendroola cam cam
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Why is alcarez dressed like a 90s villain
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Glad Djokovic is going to lose, but he's still insanely good.
>>153233979
I guess not? He's spanish and pretty shredded, but he's got a pretty ugly grug face. Seems like a cool guy though.
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lol i just saw someone call novak, 'no-vax', because of his refusal of the covd vaccine
that's a funny little play on his name, haha
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>>153233979
he looks like every spanish person idk
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>>153233979
Who's your hall pass?
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>>153234021
i thought women love ugly grugs
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greg looks shocked that the crowd is against him for once
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whoever wins this game wins the match
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>>153234046
Your women don't have a choice.
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it's jokover
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gz carlos on your 1st ao
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Should Nadal start taking Rogaine or embrace it and go full Agassi? I say Rogaine.
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>>153234044
Sydney Sweeney
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>>153234108
basic choice. i can tell you have no personality.
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>>153234044
violet myers
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>>153233979
he looks like a jeet
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>>153234108
You have much better taste than she does. I don't think it should make you mad.
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>>153234108
Should have picked your wife's sister. Really get in her head.
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Bring it home vendy
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>>153234044
jana kovackova
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in my day a hall pass was what you had to carry to go take a piss during class time
are zoomers fucking each other in school toilets?
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>>153234044
Eva Lys
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come on unc i'm tired of hearing about this 25 crap just get it done
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pennis
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Come on vendy
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Joker will win this match. Mark my word.
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#Forever24
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try again next time unc you got a free pass to this final
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Carlos :)
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Is this guy going to be better than Federer....
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gg
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>>153234222
I'll take that bet.
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VENDULA!!!!!!!!!! :)
:)
:)
:)
:)
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Nadal seething...
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Vendy :)
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vendula :)
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Ching chong congratulations Carlos!
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Elina just in time for dinner. Don't make me throw up please
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Vendy :)

And congrats to Carlos as well
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Career Slam Carlos
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no time to rest avanesyan on court
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>>153234316
Fuck man, I thought the Aussies were overreacting with all the land acknowledgements. Holy shit it's obnoxious.
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The vax capital of the world, the last antiplague stronghold stands strong today.
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>>153234240
He already is
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>>>/wsg/6084292
her first main tour appearance
100.1% earned
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>20 minutes of land acknowledgements and KIA shills before you can even talk about Tennis
embarrassment of a country in going back to the US
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Alcaraz's absolute floor is 30 slams
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it's been a while < dis is avanesyan
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they need to get the heckler back out
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Unc is goated. Also, fuck KIA and abo land acknowledgements
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>>153234360
I'm just happy that she's finally back
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Alcaraz fatigue
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>>153234474
Yeah I hate to admit it, but Djok is goated.
As for the abo land acks you always have to do, how the fuck do you aussies manage to brain drain us so fucking hard? Is it just that you're bigger? Or that you've got better natural resources? Or are we somehow even more retarded than you?
Actually nvm, let's worry about tennis.
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Goddamn website not loading on tv :@ worked fine earlier
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Okay we're back, she's back, she didn't get broken. Why so many ! in Ostrava
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Elina is winning!
< me getting excited after 2 games
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ha
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Vendy :)
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>>153234578
Doubters btfo
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>>153234492
Fortunately I had the sound off when watching the stream as I always do. Even if that irritating cunt Koenig wasn't commentating this time there was still the Wally there. The early rounds with no commentary but with the audio were bliss, then you get the garbage of multiple camera angles (yes I really want to keep seeing the same morons in the crowd thank you), stats for nearly every point and the shitty director thinking he is in Hollywood.
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>>153234222
kys faggot
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AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHA AND DJOKOBITCH LOSES AGAIN
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>>153234633
>laughing at a geriatric
not cool man
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There's more exclamation points in Ostrava!!! than people in the stands. Dead quiet
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bonus iva2 pic
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Based Alcaraz, the Grug, continuing the legacy of Spanish tennis that Rafa left. We're lucky of having such winner hitting the records. ¡Vamos!
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>>153234624
That 21-23 run, peak vultureovic
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Grug will show why numbers mean nothing for Djoker when you could just statpad in the weakest era of all time
Even Mardy Fish would have over 20GS farming after 2017
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Cam on Elina!!
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Those Djokovic 25GS graphics stay in the drafts yet again
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>>153234648
Not vaxed takes its toll, he is slowly dying. By the age of 90 he will be dead.
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Elina cornering Vendula in the locker room between their matches and giving her turbo mono AIDS
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>>153234833
phwoar
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Damnit Elina I don't have time for another set, get it together
>>153234833
Cute boy butt
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>>153234833
fuck my fat chud life
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>>153234833
corr
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>>153234861
>Cute boy butt
ayo hol up
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Bitch ...
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Come on let's go!
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Did anybody screen record the music video channel 9 makes at the end of every aus open? I normally do but I missed it this year.
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Elina wtf I had a nice message typed out and you blow 4 match points...that's it..
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>>153235166
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I'm also annoyed because I'm waiting for bratfu v smol katie
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Elina :)

Feels good to finally be able to say that again..

*Kis-*.. I mean *hugs*
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lets go bratfu!
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Realistically, who can stop El Kabong?
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Vendy!!! :)
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>>153235166
Vukhov bros, will she cuck us?
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why does katie have to remember how to play tennis today of all days?
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bratfu :(
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I was told Lance Armstrong never cheated, that he just had an excellent team to help manage his bioactivity and recovery scientifically. Does this relate to modern tennis at all, mayhaps?
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Bratfu wtf losing to volynets the scrub who always gets bageled :(
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>>153236383
nah in tennis we're informed that our stars cheat but we let them get away with it regardless
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>>153235950
gorgeous
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original scribbles now, blast from the past from Ostrava!!!
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and Linda :(
maybe my hopes that she was going to break the top 100 this year were somewhat overstated because if there was ever a gatekeeper for that, it's Volynets
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>https://freestreams-live1a.pk/tennis-14/?id=bet11938850
vendy doubles, fixed cam only :c
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Vendy and Julie :)
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>10-1
fantastic day for vendula!!!
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>>153235950
i find red nail polish so offputting
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>>153235166
our lena would peg his arse
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>>153234848
kek took me a minute to realize diss post wasnt me
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>>153234467
corr good muscle tone

propa phwoarin' ain't i
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>>153233560
cute
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>>153232923
homegirl look like an alien
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Vendulie!!! :)
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>>153236420
That's all sports
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>I heard you guys were talking shit about me
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>>153239407
can tell when she older her tiddies garn droop like pancakes
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WTA
T
A
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>>153238970
i deliberately use phwoar rather than corr so as to lessen the risk someone thinks that i'm you
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>>153239468
Does Eva look like the kind of woman who won't be allowing that to happen and will fully take to the knife?
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>>153239530
wdym

i invented both
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>>153239550
did you fuck
i've been corring and phwoaring since you were in nappies
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dronefu vs sherrif starting soon
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Apologize
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tough draw for vendy
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>>153239654
As kittington would say, rancid
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>>153239564
kek diss wun made me chuckle
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>>153239742
Hope for a becky choke
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>>153239407
sexo
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they're bats :3
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>>153239985
i think it would surely be vendys best win by some distance
and first in a wta-level maindraw
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>>153240068
KEK
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Czech girl and couch, name a more iconic duo!
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>>153240251
uh oh!
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>>153240251
vendy :)
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Yep, it's over.
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>>153240270
that can't be real
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>>153240284
snapped today, unfortunately
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se acabo.
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>>153240297
when you can see the individual hairs its beyond over
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>>153240251
corr got me reminiscin bout alexis crystal on couches
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for me its niky 1823
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>>153240251
The guy on the left is trying to interview her foofoo i guess based on the phone angle
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>>153240270
He will just go the Pavel Durov route and get a super expensive hair system, when he's bothering it too much
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>>153240313
Why would any man cling to it like this? I got a sniff of heading that way 10 years ago and bought the clippers the following day, never looked back.
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nice tie break, full of moonballs and dropshots
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>ywn rub your shoulder on lena's boob in public
He's getting brazen
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>>153240572
Would you lick his cum, out of her pussy?
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>>153240596
I would suck his cum out of her bootyhole.


And then spit it in her face.


Tramp
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compassionate dronefu
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>>153240596
now why would you say something like that anon
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>>153240779
the black and red ribbons set the bats off nicely. I mean she still looks completely insane but she's at least making an effort with the Dracula vibe
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>>153239996
looking like Jeff Hardy
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i was thinking Prisacariu
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>>153240270
>>153240297
>>153240313
>not even 40 yet
Literally how? Does he secretly have aids or something he's not telling us about?
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>>153241173
roids are very hard on the body (and hairline)
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>>153240270
He must have slept with Rybakina or something.
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Well done Carlos.
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dronefu! huge win! well done!!! :D
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>>153241822
Awesome job.
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>>153241822
kek was that supposed to be a hug
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heh..heh... move aside maya.. heh...

there's a new sheriff in town!
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>>153241842
i think mayra was giving her "no thanks" vibes
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Well lads. It was fun.
Maybe not as fun as last AO but fun enough that I will be back again next year.
Make peace with /atp/. Stop watching the juniors. Play some tennis of your own.
Support local business. Remember the natives whos land youre on. Type your sentences out properly (kittington). Shower once a day.

Peace out, a cazzie.
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>>153241903
And don't eat the yellow snow!
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>>153241903
hooroo bruce
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>>153241903
see you in the winter olympics threads
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>>153241903

>Stop watching the juniors.
Fuck that

>Remember the natives whos land youre on
Double fuck that. Never was, never is
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images loading slowly for anyone else?
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Kazhaks look like THAT?
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boners4oliynykova
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>kader finally umpiring
>it's a match idc about
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>>153242267
Washe at the AO? I dont recall seeing him
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>>153240270
don't cry for him, he had prime eala
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He burnt brightly too quickly.
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what is next up on the tenny calendar?
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>>153242382
Next big event is WTA1000 Doha next week.
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>>153242382
emma wins a 250 soon
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>>153242382
Transylvania open just started
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>transyblahblah
cool anons watch ostrava
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>>153242382
comfy Transylvania and Cluj 250s
moody 500 in Dubai
little shit 125 in India
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>>153242461
transyblahblah and cluj is the same tournament lil bro
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>>153242455
why not both?!
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>>153242470
i watch all
i see all
i am all
(i have no life)
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>>153242455

There's Katie! And Brenda! And my favorite Vendy! They're all here!
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>>153242468
well shit
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rumour on TF is that there are shenanigans afoot in ostrava!!!
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>>153242513
>>153242527
corrr
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>>153242382
This is now the Wimbledon waiting room.
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>>153242544
tell me more about the foot part
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>>153242513
>>153242527
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#1 seed Emma vs future world #1 greet minnen. Big ash preparing to disappoint again. Zeynep Alex sexo match of the day
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>>153242468
For german speaking users, the live ranking site uses the old german name for Cluj (Klausenburg) which I didn't even know, but not for Ostrava (which would be Ostrau).
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>>153242573
something about the big czechs not wanting to play there
maybe they didn't want their feet filmed
will we see fruity sisters fruity feetsies tomorrow? maybe?????
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>former slam champ vulturing mickey mouse w75 shit
should emma consider this as well?
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>>153242637
emma would never
she is above this
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mental how good kenins arse.looks in short skirt but then look at face
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>>153240270

he could look fine if he just styled right way

bro shpuld just go bald, grow beard or at least stubble and maybe like change his clothes so he xdoesnt look like an old man

ita totally possible to look good bald if you dont style yourself like an old man

hes not ugliest dude in world

fink he could do it
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>>153242662
true, she wouldn't have even made the final and lost to the jazmin ortenzi anyway
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>>153241822
phwoar

more money to gun down russian mercenaries

"propa good diss" she must be finkin'
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>>153242703
she said in the post match interview that the electricity went out in kiev due to russian attacks and that she got stuck in the elevator and almost missed her transport to the tournament
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>>153242625
Big czechs like who?
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>>153242729
>elevator
>not stairs
dropped
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>>153242740
your noskovas, your muchovas, your vondrousovas, your krejcikovas, your bouzkovas, your siniakovas, your valentovas
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>>153242765
Ovas and outs
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>>153242765
don't really know why people are shocked that people who just played a slam don't wanna immediately travel far away to play a 250
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>>153242792
all the big romanians are playing cluj
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>>153242513
>>153242527
:)
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>>153242823
corr cristian
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>>153242857
phwoar
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>>153242857
finkin a career ending insemination imminent
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>>153242870
>POV: Oleksandra uses her new HD FPV drone
Oleksandra no!
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perfect vendy
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fwoar phinkin mite hafta blow myself up in oliynykova
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>>153242927
phwoar bit lewd dis wun
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>>153234669
Age of the grug
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>>153242857
Built for passionate lovemaking.
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> You have a bandage on your arm. Are you having any problems?
Nothing hurts anymore. It’s more of a precaution now. It’s nothing serious, you can play with it.
>Do you set any goals for the main draw as well?
My goal was to play the main draw here. Now I’ll just enjoy it without stress.

>Last season was a breakthrough one for you. Did you meet the goals you set for yourself?
The season definitely went well and with improving results I also set higher goals. Now my goal is to qualify for the qualifying draw of any Grand Slam. I would like to achieve that this year.
(she's just 70 points away from it now! literally a month in monastir and she's good to go - ed. note)

>Where would you most like to play?
I would definitely love to play at Wimbledon, which probably won’t surprise anyone. But even if I made it, for example, to the US Open, I would be very happy.
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>You’re from Havířov. Did you focus only on tennis from the start?
Not at all. I did about six sports and only when COVID-19 started did I decide to focus on tennis. I dropped all the other sports and started training not twice a week, but four times. The pandemic eventually pushed me to fully commit to tennis. I did things like golf, figure skating (! - ed. note) or artistic gymnastics, and those couldn’t be done at all. In the Czech Republic even tennis wasn’t allowed, but fortunately it was allowed in Poland. Since it’s close for us, I went to play there, and that’s why tennis won out. I think I also enjoyed tennis the most. We had a great group there and I spent whole days at the club.

>How do you manage to combine a tennis career with studies?
I don’t study online, but I try to attend school. I mainly go there to take tests, but I know that even Rybakina and other players went to school, so it’s possible. After six years at a grammar school I switched to a business academy, where the teachers are more accommodating and respect that I play top-level tennis. At the grammar school they unfortunately put a few obstacles in my way.
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>>153243133
>ugh! icky! i'd play in the us open i guess....
blessed vendula rightfully calling uso the worst slam
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(stolen from tf, except for editor's notes - these a mine)
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*are
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>>153243141
>gymnastic vendula
better stop my brain from making these lewd thoughts
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>>153243216
Wonder how many roadies she banged
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>>153243133
>I would definitely love to play at Wimbledon, which probably won’t surprise anyone
Come to us Vendy, we are ready!
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>>153243254
I was imagining Vendy on Dasha's vlog and skating with Natasha
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>>153243284
i've seen gymnastics webms me ol' brain went a completely different direction to you
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is dronefu her official anon nickname i don't wanna look up how to spell oliynykova every time
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>>153243391
Works for me
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1 anon is good enough for me
dronefu replay is up see you in 3 hours
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>>153242765
they're all scheduled for doha and dubai back to back. makes sense to take a short break before that double header of 1000s.
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>>153243254
you are now picturing leotard vendy
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>>153243627
nuh uh i'm picturing removing dronefu's piercings and gently kissing her on the forehead
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sherif is the boob with a grunt that takes place like a full second after she's served
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if she gets fatter i may have to call her oinkova tho
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>close eyes
>sounds like porn
might hafta mute this match
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they always cut away too soon i want a good webm of her serve
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>>153243746
>oinkova
for totally unrelated to my flag reasons, i think i'll be calling her that from now on
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>>153234474
You have to go back
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back to being /womfy/
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>>153242857
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>>153244190
me as the trophy
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>>153244190
>>153244250
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>>153244340
me inside the trophy
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>>153244399
She fidgets more than nadal
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>>153243303
Oh I knew exactly where you were going, I just decided to take the purer path on this occasion.
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>>153244477
Allah would not approve
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TONIGHT! (your time may vary)
badosa, big ash, joint, yastremska, olga, parks, tamara eala, sonmez, raducanu
other players are available
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,
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and dodin
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and zakhorva and chwalinska and and bucsa and kasatkina and ostapenko(?) and fruity 1 and fruity 2
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>>153244557
>raducanu
>player
Pick one
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tldr something for everyone
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zakharova*
spelling is difficult okay i only have 60 iq
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>>153244557
your post kinda reads like a brothel flyer
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>>153244647
only applies to dodin
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cheeky bugger
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>>153244731
That grin on her face at the end
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>>153243746
oinkova is funnier i like that one
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wouldn't mind seeing her in a headband
phwoar got myself corring now
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tennis banana viewing challenge:

find a banana eating player who takes more than one single bite of the banana before setting it down for later. you're looking for two consecutive bites or more. it's rarer than you think. there's like an unwritten rule of tennis banana consumption that says ONE bite per changeover.
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>>153245027
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>>153245056
>>153245066
suboptimal. mid-match bloat. one of her nine coaches should have warned her about this.
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sending my semen to drone strike her womb
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#droned
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watching linda vs volynets now. stat commentator man on. he confidently said linda is 5'11". i'm not sure i believe but he must have got that number somewhere as she doesn't list her height on the wta profile.
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>>153245027
funnily, could only find emma doing it
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>ksenia wins
>grabs her phone to call her mum to let her know
>"what... the... absolute... le... fuck!! typical fucking teenager goes straight to her fucking phone. absolute fucking state of modern girls. i hope she dies in a plane crash on the way to her next tournament"
fink i'll stay here. 4chan is somehow the nicest place on the internet these days.
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>>153245135
imagine how sweaty her socks are
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okay it took a while, but vendula only does one bite, so does iva
and i don't have any jana banana videos it seems
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i've seen ksenia kiss a banana. still no idea what that was about.
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to fink about it, it somewhat correlates with jana being into girls theory
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bratfu confirmed for single bite
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jarring contrast how fat nastyuchenkova is vs kesslers flat tits

>>153245135
thats not sweat thats piss
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corr woulda liked to grope kesslers ass in that skirt

phwoar
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hafta respect kessler for not getting botox despite having very thin lips
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badosa and krueger start at the same time whomst are we watching
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>>153245613
yeh not watching BRAP-pooer
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corr lamens alri

kinda girl you thought was lezzer but find out she wna shag your cock off wiv her robust build and lickable legs

she attacks you for semen extraction wivout consent
and you just kinda

go wiv it
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>>153245613
>big ash vs little sara
easy choice for me
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>>153245613
Paula for me
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>>153245668
CORRECT answer
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>>153245662
also correct but not really correct i don't want to be mean :3
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i want bucsa to beat kartal but i don't want to watch it happen i just want it quietly dealt with
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>>153245686
this but literally every single kartal match from now until she retires i want her to lose
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corr

bucsa

phwoar
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>>153245668
bruh all thr girls have identical eyebrows
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is dis the tournament with invisible balls
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katie volynets confirmed for single banana bite as well
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>>153245668
Who is this?
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>>153245712
carlos alcaraz
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>>153245710
phowar

coeur

phowar
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abu dhabi is starting
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>>153245719
bro, is that even a real word?
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abu dhabi is beginning
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>No major tenni for 4 months.
Grim.
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plenty of minor tennis tho

KEK
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cheering for sarah to even up the h2h score. problem though is that sarah's win was on clay. both losses on hard.
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darn, they started the stream after the coin toss :/
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>>153245734
that is one weirdly proportioned ball girl
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>>153245734
is that... lady diana?
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oh god it's this court. the worst color combination on tour.
>>153245732
evidently there is no h in this sara
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my goals diss swing?

see mirra fuck up agen

AND

have full on meltdown
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badosa just single bit a banana
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>>153245742
2026 mirra is STRONG MIND she just takes a set and a half to warm up now
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cam baddy
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>>153245329
surely janana eats banana we just don't get to see much of her changeovers
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this is not a convincing start miss badosa
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efremova mentioned
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Ksenia mentioned
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>>153245740
yep, practically unwatchable
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thats more convincing miss badosa
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>>153245772
Phwoar
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>>153245752
i only have countless water drinking janas. sometimes she adds pills, sometimes it's just plain water, sometimes it's some coloured water
but i don't think she ever eats anything during the matches
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>>153245779
probably why she gets all bratty then... she's hungry....
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they should dye the bananas black haha
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badosa...
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What the h*ck is she doing
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hope djokovic wins tonight
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wow ash get it together
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just 5 more games paula
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sara bejlek has taken a bite and a half of banana. inconclusive.
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>kartal is winning
>ash is losing
>badosa is losing
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Sasnovich losing it kek
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cam badosa win this and i'll give you the highest honour i can bestow
fapping to you tonight
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alright then what else is on
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Se acabo
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nuthin until joint then i guess for me
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Ashlyn is such a stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!!
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CAM badosa lets build the momentum
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Why are smaller WTA events so comfy bros? I’ve been watching for damn near a decade and I can’t figure it out. Slams are exciting but not nearly as fun to follow.
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forgot alcaraz fired his coach aye
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not sure if badosa was grabbing her thigh
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Ash :(
Sara :)
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sara :)
ash D:
>>153245869
i had a five minute think on this. i think it's because it's empty stands in some fuck off middle of nowhere but the results really do matter a lot to the players.
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CAM ON BUCSA FIGHT LIKE HELL
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maybe big ash isn't that big after all..?
i mean, ryba is 1cm shorter but looked huuuuge when they played
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live rank of 97 ash is almost out of the top 100
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cam badosa thats gotta be confidence inspiring
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or not
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i've never seen a dodin match....
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cristina with the choke artistry :(
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just double faults everything away
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>>153245668
The hoes want Alcaraz's cock so bad
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alright it's badover
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Excellent serving
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putting my life savings on fruity Brenda at 4/1
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badosa :/
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Paula :(
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>>153246046
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so dis is da infamous dodin.... bit ugly
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I'm Slam cazzie this is fucking boring
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tamara... nike girl..... don't disappoint me
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>>153246186
corr
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she's dressed less whorish than most players desu
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>>153246228
>>153246230
dominatrix vibes
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>>153246228
>>153246230
>>153246239
Corr
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>>153246235
this one here is probably the most timid looking mariella ever
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parry has some arms on her
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>>153245842
is that muguruza on the floor? doesn't look very flattering whoever it is
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>>153246256
>is that muguruza on the floor?
Very rude.
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>>153246228
>>153246230
>>153246239
>>153246243
o_o
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Why is platform stance so rare in women's tennis?
those who try it seems to be getting good power and consistency out of it, is it just a fashion thing?
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lel they almost accidentally kissed at the net i fink...
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oceane :(
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the worse her results, the more lewds we can expect, so this is good news
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>>153246391
the number of kisses on the cheeks depends on the region you are from, it's actually a pretty usual confusion
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>>153246379
>>153246391
kek

>>153246393
I was also thinking this
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when the fuck is are emma?
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>>153246413
several many bongs away
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parks hair looking stupid as always
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olga on soon
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olga on now
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Cam on Maya
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i do miss the quality of slam streams...
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i will be posting an iga in 1 minute you have been warned
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Maya :(

Shit day
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>>153245842
I like how diverse this picture is :)
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somewhat surprised that Eala has insane support and Tjen does not
maybe Indonesians don't care about tennis
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gingerbros.. rough start continues
>>153246517
she's less marketable lookswise and didn't had one really big moment like eala in miami last year yet.. But I think looks matter the most anyways
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>>153246514
>>153245842

slav - indian - caucasian - asian - american
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>>153246404
I always do two, I feel that's enough.
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yastremskas starting. wearing the piss yellow.
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>>153246391
Imagine there was another onlyfans girl and after they play they kiss on the mouth.
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Dasha out in R1 again - wonder how long it will be before she quits and just starts media work full time
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>>153246540
there are two (technically three) other players with OFs but you won't see them kissing each other (not that you'd particularly want to anyway)
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>>153246552
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>>153246517
>>153246526
Tjen looks aside, tennis is no longer popular in Indonesia
the lower and middle-class is broke and busy with their football while tennis' upper-class fanbase is shrinking ever since Widjaja's retirement
But she got solid support from Indo diaspora in AO last month
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name the players
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>>153246668
noskova and eala
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>>153246669
boooo fine i'll make it harder next time
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>>153246671
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>>153246668
wtf this is Noskova?
would not have guessed
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tamara is still in old nike... guess she's not sponsored
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>>153246682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Qxlo7oHfo
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or it might be newish....
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Olga :)
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>>153246668
>>153246685
Cute tomboy Noskova.
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Olga :)
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>>153246718
hmnmnmn
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>>153246718
blowjob signals
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why didn't iga wear this version? think she might've gained a few fans if she did (...probably not tho...)
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>Oleksandra Oliynykova will not take part in the traditional pre-match joint photo and will not shake hands with Hungarian player Anna Bondár because she participated in a Russian tournament in 2022
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>>153246476
my low poly waifu
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>>153246807
:o
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>To travel to russia in December 2022 and accept money funded by Gazprom is, from a moral standpoint, equivalent to playing a tournament in Nazi Germany in 1941 and being paid with jewelry taken from Jews murdered in Auschwitz and Treblinka.
this won't cause drama
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>>153246830
I suppose this answers the "will she shake hands with potato" question that was on my mind
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>>153246838
actually I think this was more of a "will Marta and friends shake hands with potato" question
it was obvious oliy wasn't going to
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>>153246830
yeah because that doesn't sound completely fucking insane or anything
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>>153246847
it's all about getting herself in the news innit
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>>153246830
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>>153246830
..starting to actually like her
i mean, we do joke about hohols taking things too extreme, but she's actually doing irl
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so are the hohols Nazis or what?
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who wants to bake? if i bake it will be a vendula edition not an oliynykova edition
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that'll do pig. that'll do.
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>>153246870
Vendy edition sounds good
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>>153246879
i'll, uh, prepare the oven. so to speak.
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>>153246850
To be fair to her, I think to her it's actually all about keeping the conflict visible in as many ways as possible for her - I don't doubt her sincerity at all. I do think she comes across as at least a bit shrill though. Maybe that's easy for me to say sat on my arse in England with the electricity and heating on.
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>>153246888
>>153246888
>>153246888
>>153246888
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>>153246881
lel
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>>153246668
I only know that's noskova as I've seen a few matches of hers from that era. She was scrawny.
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>>153246284
shes actually ugly

>>153246243
turbp-thot

yuck
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>>153246476
disgusting

like a man wearing a bra
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>>153246668
wow

noskova got FAT

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