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/mug/GODS...
its time.

>>153234793
format autist having a melty as we speak

>>153234793
bros is THIS DA OFFICIAL GAME THREAD??
WE IN THERE LET'S GO UNITED WE WILL KILL THE PEOPLE

BROS img onna put this shit on my OTHA COMPUTAH and hyave it on whilst i do da serious shits on my MAIN COMPUTAH

Manchester United make just one change as Matheus Cunha replaces the injured Patrick Dorgu. Joshua Zirkzee and Shea Lacey are among the substitutes.

Man Utd: Lammens, Dalot, Maguire, Martinez, Shaw, Casemiro, Mainoo, Diallo, Fernandes, Cunha, Mbeumo
>Subs: Bayindir, Heaven, Malacia, Mazraoui, Yoro, Ugarte, Lacey, Sesko, Zirkzee.

There's also one change for Fulham as Samuel Chukwueze replaces Kevin.

Fulham: Leno, Castagne, Andersen, Cuenca, Robinson, Berge, Iwobi, Wilson, Smith Rowe, Chukwueze, Jimenez
>Subs: Lecomte, Tete, Bassey, Sessegnon, Reed, Cairney, King, Kevin, Kusi-Asare

>>153234850
*spits*

BROS We in there or what??
>>153234882
stop. stop just stop

>>153234834
Now i figured out how to sit through movies and sports games, i just put it on my other screen and glance over from time to time because i'm not a moron droolin retard that can sit and watch an actual movie or entire game from start to end
Also, i am gonna watch Ronin to learn mor eabout France, the greatest country in Europe

>>153234929
game doesnt start for almost an hour and its not even an interesting one

we muggin baby it never stops!

>>153234938
it actually is an interesitng one, we're coming off the city win and we want to see how we continue this streak. a win would be amazing and really drive the point home that we're back
huge game given the context

croatia do you have aspbergers?

>>153235017
im a profou8ndly gifted highly sensitive person with supernova metabolism
i literally dont exist with you all on this planet. i'm a different species.

Looking forward to a veritable klenkfest today lads

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/mug/studs?
It's not a good season so far
Heck they could play CL next year

>>153235187
They could genuinely end the season top 3, would be the end of all /mug/kind

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Any koreans in Manchester? got yellow fever

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>zirkzee is a 3rd choice striker for a team that only has league matches left in the season

>>153235228
plenty of yellows in manchester
don't know what kind they are like

>>153235228
I saw a really cute Korean girl wearing a Man United shirt when I was at uni and it made me reconsider my /mug/ posting

>>153235228
Yea, they travel to watch United or City games sometimes with their boyfriends

>mason mount unavailable again
of course

What does Big Sesk need to do to start?

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lovely day for a /mug/

>>153235278
move to italy

>slabhead with time on the ball

this might be a problemo

>>153235281
When is she gonna open up a chaturbate account?

i like it when a central striker is actually a manlet like mbeumo, those are getting rarer nowadays

2-2 today

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damn

>>153234814
what the fuck?

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>>153235331
form is temporary, ass is permanent

GOOD FUCKEN BLOCK

Carrick will be crowned King of the North today.

>>153235278
cool it with the racism

>>153235343
visual representation of united slipping out of the CL spots

/mug/bros..

>>153234933
>i'm not a moron droolin retard that can sit and watch an actual movie or entire game from start to end
shit bait

>>153235365
what part of supernova metabolism, prfoundly gifted, hsp, and different species didn't u understand

>>153235365
desu i agree that any movie over 90 mins is too long

that was a pen

>>153235374
im a very, very special boy
that's why it literally hurts me, it's ofensive to me, to sit in this complete dead end of a "country"

thats era

what kind of behind the bussy challenge was that

Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"He got a touch on the ball.

"Initially, l thought he was offside but the linesman kept his flag down.

"Mbeumo will feel that he let Fulham off there."

>>153235365
you dont know who youre replying to do you
>>153235376
you can just pause it and have a 10 minute break

if united were from spain they would be called manchego united

It has been too long since we had a proper /mug/ i cant take it anymore

u gys have sound for thsi shit?? i dont have sound i cant hear nothin they haave sound for this??

Thought this was the kind of match Sesko would start in.

>>153235397
if they were from southern ireland theyd be called mantato united

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era?

>>153235402
i only have sound and visualise the image much more powerful that way and allows for full focus on the thread

lemon

>>153235405
its not a fa cup 3rd round game or a europa conference league match so its not the kind of match sesko will start in

>>153235411
miles outside the box
it is a foul though, possibly a red for denying a goalscoring opportunity

>>153235374
hasn't read the full thread and jumped the gun, egg FIRMLY on my face

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cant

mainoo's passes have been rubbish

>>153235387
just move to a better country like serbia albania or bosnia

>>153235411
Fullham player got the ball unfortunately

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mug sisters...

KEK

>>153235396
>you dont know who youre replying to do you
*frantically scrambles through my files of gimmick posters* unless that's a Chilean flag then no I do not

No Dorgu? Don't tell me there's another AFCON

IT'S TIME

LMAO

>easy pens at home
we're back

bruno to miss

gets the ball

Era

stop the count la

POITNS TO THE SPOT?? POINTS TO THE SPOT???

so he gives the no era and ignores the era

the fuck is this ref

just received an anonymous phone call about a Croatian trying to escape his country

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no era

never a pen

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game is gone

never ever a penal

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>>153235411
That wasn’t an era this is an era, kek

VAR is ruining the game tbhwy

blud was pulling shirts what the fuck are they checking

>>153235433
its ok bro
i wanted to get maple syrup here but its like a luxury
also my spirit animal, and also what i've concluded that i was in a paast life for sure, is the beaver
so canada is cool

>>153235461
>>153235463

kwaboty

>>153235438
banana lets that in

Woke nonsense, give me my fucking sport back

>Fulham dominating
>pen to United
classic

>>153235488
the shirt pulling was outside the box
the tackle inside the box was not a foul

>VAR giving free kicks now

game's gone

WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK

WTF DOES THAT MEAN WHATS THAT BOX THAT HE JUST DID WTF DOES THAT MEAN

finally 1-0

HAHAHAHAHA

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who needs a pen

classic goatmiro

CANCEL THE /MUG/
CANCEL THE KLENKFEST

fucking screaming, might as well have given the pen

all that to consneed anyway kek

OMFG GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO
WE IN THERE
FUCK NIGGER SHIT BITCH CUNT SLUT
WE IN THERE

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erm

RIGGED
should have been a corner kick

Just got back from my incelwalk
>United score
As it should be

mug monkeys cannot stop losing

what a joke shouldn’t even be a free kick OR a pen

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is uncemiro the most sovlfvl player currently?

>>153235528
belly button

Nice going Fulham

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>>153234793
over

How are manure allowed to have Mbamba, Casemiro and Slaphead on the same team? Is there no weight classes in this sport?

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kwab

>>153235281
step on the gas fulham

>award fake freekick instead of fake penalty to make it seem fair
New rig method dropped

>>153235552
klenk what a bongle

l miss /mug/

>>153235544

gonna miss these goals, >we already traded in mctominay's goals and now >we losing this shit

>>153235551
they also have twinks lisandro and amad

>>153235559
fergie back at the wheel

>>153235417
I LIKE TO LISTEN TO GAME SON THE RADIO IDEALLLY BUT I CANT RIGHT NOW
it feels like youre there it's so much better than this shit
it feels like you'r ethere cos u hear the crowd it's like you'r ethere on the radio w hen u listen on the radio
its 'like ur in the stadium

>>153235564
get ready for #BACKtominay in the summer

>>153235559
you were given some fake schizo meds

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>>153235544

>>153235537
No, incelmiro is a fag

>>153235586
pogba's a free agent

>>153235588
gave a pen for the tackle
was wrong
gave a free for something else

that's rig

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What's he doing now?

>>153235595
whats fred up to these days

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>>153235559
>New rig method dropped

>>153235606
bodied that freak

in a just world cuenca would've been double booked, what an absolute dogshit defender

>>153235603
he was the first player i knew of that used linkedin
he probably works for a bank or something now

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>>153235605
enjoying a comfy career.

something soulful about Dave watching matches outside on a 20 inch tv in bangladesh

>>153235603

hes in a better place

rip

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>>153235605
I watched his team the other day and he looks mega happy the whole 90mins

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The Premier League title is pretty much in the bag, mugbros

>>153235638
I blame you

>>153235638
cya next week

>>153235621
>>153235630
>he played for jose against ole in turkey
even though he signed for united under jose that somehow feels wrong

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>>153235638
See you later bro

>>153235638
see you in the shitty and spud match thread

>>153235635
for Villa

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>>153235603
why do white women do this

>>153235638
this but unironically but i'm too used to being here to leave

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>>153235638
see you next match thread, lad

>>153235635
Arsenal bottle job this season is gonna be one for the record books

Why are Mbueno and Shaw so fat?

>>153235638
>deleted
KWAB

>>153235638
uhhh...
bit rude

>>153235667
varane is a good-looking, intelligent, and a professional athlete. why wouldn't she?

>>153235638
klenk he deleted his comment like a little BONGLE

>>153235667
what name do brown timmies go bye?

>>153235630
I missed Fred a lot these past 2 seasons. Getting rid of him was as dumb as everything else United in that time.

>>153235681
N

>>153235696
bye bro

Carrickball is pretty gud

>>153235667
White men figured out that these jewed morons aren't worth the squeeze

insane run by amad

>>153235667
Varane is white,so is the kid

>>153235638
ABU commited suicide as soon as united score

>>153235711
Imagine playing players in their natural positions and adjusting tactics to suit their strengths

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What was the point of this transfer?

>>153235731
one of the few $x00,000 kickbacks for ten haag.

I fucking hate Fernandes and his ugly rat face

Will this Dalot fella ever be world class?

I think it's over for us /mug/-bros.

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>>153235744
why

>>153235730
they don't do that in portugal

>>153235731
Ask Yoro

>>153235754
no
he's basically only still here because he used to pal around with ronaldo who said he was some kind of mentality monster

who does lammens look like? he looks like someone

>>153235717
kek this one got me, hilarious

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Why does all of /sp/ always tune in to man u matches over any other?

>>153235776
Looks like Senne Lammens, who plays for Manchester United

>>153235768
I think they do, I just saw benfica midweek

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>>153235744

Iwobi, what a player

>>153235787
Other matches are rather dull desu, still think something can happen here

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>>153235787

Casemiro looks like he should be working in a "mediterranean" burger/kebab takeaway

>>153235789
Surely they were playing 3-4-3, at least?

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my lil hobbit is so MASSIVE for united with his distribution, always finding passes through the lines, warrior mentality, pure uncut sovl

>>153235787
irrelevant 14 should stop making threads if they arent going to even post in it

dont fink you shuld celebrate wins actuly

>>153235787
There are only three teams that generate traffic
Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United.

Casemiro and mbeumo look like they would be eating in a "mediterranean" burger/kebab takeaway

>>153235844
back to your containment thread

>>153235844
I know but why? Its boring

>>153235787

same reason the beebs does like 10x more united articles even though the comments are always whining about more and more united articles

people can't help themselves - why not follow the protagonist of football

>>153235852
shaw too

>>153235824
did mou pick a fight with the board while having a 31.9% win percentage in the league?

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>>153235844
>Arsenal, Liverpool

Is united finally back?

>2 other matches have red cards already

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give it a go fulham

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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>153235875
this is pretty dull should have watched one of the others by the sound of it

>>153235875
Palace just scored
Brentford just scored

How do i get as handsome as Carrick?

>>153235871
They’ve been uninspired so far

>>153235881
Amorizzy was such a cool dude

>>153235891
be from deepest darkest northumbria

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>>153235876

>>153235907
What does her butt smell like?

>>153235881
i don't want cheese on my burger, ruben, sorry, i know you want the extra 20p but i'm lactose intolerant

>>153235916
lynx africa

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Casemiro has more EPL goals than Saka this season

>>153235928
dont want saka or that other arsenal african playing for england in summer

>>153235916
Does it matter? I'd still eat it.

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>>153235928
Own goal has more goals than Saka

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>>153235844
only real difference between match threads on /sp/ is the speed of shitposting that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual match

>>153235883
I've got all 3 games on and this is the shittest

>>153235844
massive

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>>153235907
queen of /mug/

>>153235946
butt and scholes shook

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>>153235928
Unc still got it

Thread gone silent because ABUsisses just synchronised their suicides

>>153235991
commonwealth tour vibes if ykyk

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HALFTIME SLAGS/WAIFUS/ANYTHING?

>>153236047
jannies started 3-day banning slag posters

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>>153236047
everyone gone woke

sort of a 5-pronged square in midfield when cunha inverts

Hard to believe these are the same players.

>>153236082
more like a circle with five points and five straight sides.

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cant score

Cunha's first touch is bad. Bruno's also looking a bit slow and sore. Both are just off today or it'd be 2-nil or more.

>>153236047
everyone here's gay, anon

>>153236095

carrick at the wheel from the start is a title challenge - which speaks to how shit the league is and how much of a terrorist amorim was

shaw moment

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Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

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no Banana - no mug

>>153236141
get me a maccas with your winnings bro

>>153236141
oh dear. fulham are shite. at best they're getting 1

>>153236147
Score would be 2-1 Fullham with that clown in goal

>the other 2 matches are 1-1
uh oh unitedbros

>the state of /mug/

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i'm gonnna fucking cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumha

united crying out for sesko nobody wants to go in the box

THE BIGGEST CLUB IN ENGERLAND RETVRN
SOVL AND KINO ARE BACK

TOTAL YANITED VICTORY

good goal

>>153236141
m8...

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

United are box office

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>mug?
>read the t-shirt

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>>153235409
>southern ireland

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'kin state

i'm sold on carrick ball, to be frank

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what a kino player

ABUsisters... I don't feel so good

Why isn’t Sesko given any gametime? Imagine if Liverpool gave up on Wirtz as quick as United gave up on Sesko.

>>153236231
no this is michael, frank is at coventry

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>>153236233

look at what ABUs need to resort to posting

>>153236245
These people should be institutionalised

1000 years of Carrick

>>153236233
>>153236249
Such a disgusting celebration. Just stop.

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>>153236247

>>153236259
euthanised more like

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>>153234793
jover

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amorim when i meet you

cant believe that one fella is finally going to cut his hair in 2 weeks

CUNHAAAAA

>american webms

that should be premier league football sorted for next year

>>153236245
Liverpool fans are sick in the head

>exposed in the championship
>unstoppable in the prem
i love carrickball!

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>>153236263
meme one, no need to stop

>>153236280
How far behind is your stream?

>>153236273
cute :3 when posted by insta mums but sus on mongolian hat weaver forums

>>153236299
He's klenking himself silly

most dangerous, i'm afraid

offside

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>Cunha

fuck

It really is the most dangerous lead. Mind boggling.

however

FULL-HAM!!!!!!!!!
FULL-HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks off

He's off

>>153236325
>i thought i told you to shave those sideburns, lemmons!

aff

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offside?

THE status?

Take your time

fast AND effective

ON

It looks offside, but they're close enough to Liverpool that it might be onside.

took a break for a while. what the fuck is a klenk

look at the state of the goals conceded under carrick

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If it takes three fucking minutes, then it's not clear and obvious. Give the goal and move on. Utter woke NONSENSE

Looks offside

Why does VAR take british refs so long? NFL would be like 2 seconds

5-10cm tolerance innit

VASED

>>153236354
on planet retard maybe

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didn't panic

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shite

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ABUS IN THE MUD

>>153236356
New word for klok, which in itself was the new word for kek. We're also staring to say bongle now, instead of bitch. So KWAB is now klenk what a bongle! Hope this helps, anon :)

>>153236366
Brits are low IQ

/mug/gers flat on the canvas, no signs of life

/mug/bros......

state of that decision

There will never be another /mug/ ever again.

>arse cheeks onside
lucky it wasn't mbumo

Popped a load in my tenga, how's the game been?

the CGI didn't look offside lmao

RIGGED

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>>153236344

lmao farting on the var graphic

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soon

>>153236408
if it was mbuemo instead of amad he would have been on

how do they know how big his arse is?

do they have a model for every individual player?

farcical

>>153236408
cant score with your arm though

>>153236413
that annoying attention whore doesn't deserve to cut his hair

>>153236408
if i were fulham fan i'd be fuming desu

>>153236404
i recommend the stoya destroya instead brother

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>>153236408
>cheeeks

Big bully Licha

>>153236416
For the US WC they will have just that, apparently.

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/mug/gers looking like this rn (right now)

IM FEELING SESKYYYYY

gotta score that

Ben Tesco with a haircut you can set your watch to

Sesko is not it.

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>>153236401

>>153236427
jfc

i miss /mug/ bros...

>>153236417
But you can with your shoulder

egg with just salt and pepper on toast
i could eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

zirkzee is done at this club, isn't he?

>>153236448
He trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

why have city and arse given united confidence? it sucks.