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SERIE A ROUND 23
>Friday, 30th January 2026
20:45 S.S. Lazio 3-2 FC Genoa

>Saturday, 31st January 2026
15:00 Pisa 1-3 US Sassuolo
18:00 Napoli 2-1 Fiorentina
20:45 Cagliari 4-0 Hellas Verona FC

>Sunday, 1st February 2026
12:30 Torino 1-0 Lecce
15:00 Como 0-0 Atalanta
18:00 Cremonese 0-2 Inter *
20:45 Parma - Juventus

>Monday, 2nd February 2026
20:45 Udinese - AS Roma

>Tuesday, 3rd February 2026
20:45 Bologna - AC Milan

Reminder to keep it comfy, drink water, and eat some muffins
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negru
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nihao
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The most powerful man in the world was an InterGOD? Keeeeek bbilanisti humiliated once again
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Ahhhhh shit I got got by this glowie edition
>>153238363
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cant blame audero too much for the gole.

was a cheeky shot that went right and then turned left. wicked swerve
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>>153238383
Lol sure they can have him. A criminal for a criminal club
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>>153238422
Mhm? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trials_and_allegations_involving_Silvio_Berlusconi#Allegations
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Allegrations
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>>153238345
I thought he was a Juve fan
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>>153238451
kek
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Here for your scheduled twinkazzo melty
>>153238363
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>>153238484
No >we just funded his island project so >we could blackmail every billionaire and politician and have >us sign SMS for free in 2026
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>>153238435
All allegations so yeah nice try I guess?
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>>153238525
Literally the case for Epstein too though
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holy shid
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>>153238537
Here is your (You)
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>>153238597
Shouldn't you have given him a fire extinguisher? I assume you'd have plenty just in case a fire breaks out
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fireworks
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>sfinter fans trying to kill Audero
Wow ban them
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What happened? I was rummaging through the Transfermarkt free transfer bin list for my club
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>>153238643
a swiss bottle girl had seen enough of audero
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>>153238643
inter fans threw fireworks at audero and esploded on him almost.
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>>153238676
What if it was milan fans trying to get inter fans banned and get points deducted
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>>153238689
sounds like swiss commie behaviour for sure
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Normally this should result in stopping the match and a forfeit loss for inter
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>>153238676
I'm sure the ref will write every detail of the happening in his report so that Inter can face consequences of the deliberate act
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>>153238710
No those are expert into getting people killed in a fire
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>>153238713
And then, if the rules were enforced, how would the negrazzurri paupers be able to repay their billion debt?
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ynr darmian
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>>153238791
he been permaded so long
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The more things change, the more they stay the same
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>>153238735
Earning it on the pitch as Milan does every week
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>serie-a.ru
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Just like you swiss (kosovar) twinkazzo, there are russian Serie Ass fans too
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>>153238889
calm your glowie tits
there was a time, back when your kosovar ancestors still lived in trees, when russia was part of the world and happened to like our football league.
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Seems like I hit a nerve there
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>>153238912
But Serie A didn't exist in the 19th century?
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They're getting banned, right?
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>>153239085
Who?
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>>153239098
The criminals who just assaulted a goalkeeper. The society who allowed them to attend the game should also get a points deduction.
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>>153239098
Crans-Montana fireposters, a 41st victim has been claimed today, have some respect ffs
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>>153239085
mistakes were clearly made but no one is at fault
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>Gosens to Nottingham Sborrest
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Nabule got some huezilian cp transfer
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>>153239259
Based Jeffrinho
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You now remember Gio
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>>153239114
That is what is supposed to happen according to the rules and the law. Similar things have happened in Italy in the past with no consequence for anyone, though.
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Just been reminded that Locatelli still is a Jj player
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New Grimolli is up and he's looking more and move like the devil
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>>153239324
Wait we're playing tonight? lmao
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>>153239336
Some say the greatest teams play on sundays
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tikus shoulda scored that bastoni cross earlier.

zerbi quite the blooter on post
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>>153239297
What 6 months of polsci does to a person
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forza inder
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>>153239373
I daren't imagine the demented mind of someone that completes an entire degree
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Calcio implications of trump not liking queenz
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>>153239373
Being smart, looking good and enjoying life
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>>153239297
how many more exams for the classic "I have to get a buzzcut even though I am an emancipated woman" episode?
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*lands*
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>>153239455
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>smart
The fact that it's unable to read or write like an educated human being begs to differ
>looking good
Lole
>enjoying life
The amount of complaining and taking out its frustrations on others paints a different picture
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>Frattesi had given the green light to Lazio, who had worked with his agent Riso to reach an agreement on the contractual terms. It was Inter who blocked the deal, preferring to sell him elsewhere, namely to the Premier League, for purely financial reasons.
why would the marmott do this to >us?
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>>153239531
How many snots did Lazio offer?
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HERE WE GO STREFEZZA TO PARMA transition to the big leagues proved to much for the diminutive inverted winger
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>Beppe Riso
Who can stop him?
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>>153239531
Lotirchio is openly against Gravina, who is Team Marotta all the way
You do the math
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>>153239571
is there light in his eyes, or is it just void?
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>>153239587
I'm afeared he has been diagnosed with the PolSci stare...
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>>153239571
Link up with Nicolo Fagioli when?
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Como against Atalanta today:

>Highest single-match xG by one team without scoring across Europe's top 5 leagues over the last four seasons (5.24)

>Most big chances by one team without scoring in a single match across Europe's top 5 leagues in our entire database (11)

>Most shots attempted by one team without scoring in a single Serie A match over the last four seasons (28)
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Told by the letter to phone the jury duty service tonight. I phone them tonight and the pre-recorded message says they might phone me tomorrow to confirm/reject.

WHY IS IT SO COMPLICATED JUST LET ME KNOW FFS AS SOON AS I SEE A BROWN OR BLACK THEY’LL BE FACING THE NOOSE GUILTY OR NOT (good evening sirs, I’ve had a good weekend despite being quite ill)
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>Fun and games re Mateta Milan deal. As reported on @talkSPORT sources in Italy suggesting they are carrying out extra medical checks on his knee. Others saying they may not proceed as Nkunku is staying. CPFC seem relaxed about the situation.
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>iCarly
Didn’t Sballet strip his captaincy away because he was cancering? I can’t imagine that would go well
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>>153239633
what's the easiest way to be rejected as a member of the jury in the yookay? openly declare that you have always been a fan of sunny weather?
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>>153239161
He looks amused
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I haven't checked lately but surely milik should be about ready to return, so need to worry about grimolli failing to sign any striker, milik is basically a new signing
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>>153239571
Irene and her saffron
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>>153239445
his center forward can't get past their two fullback or something like that
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David hasn't hit the target in any of his warm-up shots, not looking gud
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>Juventus Head of Football Giorgio Chiellini denies links with Mauro Icardi: “It was just an idea, the deal will not happen”. Icardi was offered to Juventus but no bid, talks or anything advanced.
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Warm-up snots on target
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xWUPSoT
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I thought it was a shitpost but we're actually playing
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>Both Huijsen and Muharemovic are in Poorma tonight for Kenan
Cute
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>>153239911
Can't believe Grimtoli split them up, blud should be locked in jail
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I now remember the unmemorable Monaco game
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Concord-esque finish
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>wasting two great chances like that
Kill me
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Already two Concordeao moments
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40m for this midget btw
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The midget is starting to piss me off honestly
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It's not his height, it's the net that isn't PlayMobil-friendly
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Excuse my Italian eh but gesù cristaccio stiamo facendo di tutto per non segnare
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surely zhingarova will get some minutes against mighty parma tonight
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You just know Twinkazzo grew up playing with PlayMobil instead of Lego
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Is Terry Boga on the bench or he couldn't be called up?
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Opinions on sofia isella?
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Gleigol
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*brems*
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>>153240084
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I'm always happy when he scores a header. It feels like hope is back on the menu, idk
It'll be short-lived I'm sure but Juventus is back at least for now
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Holy header
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going to sleep
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>>153240084
I'm more of a Efisia Calabrone appreciator
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Holy fuck a corner gole, based Bremer
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>>153240135
Sleep tight fra
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Now imagine just imagine how many headers Icardi is going to score from corners for >us haha
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>Cambiaso gifting it to Poorma
Kill him
Rape him
Edit the Epstein files to put his name on them
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>Al Ittihad in talks to sign Youssef En-Nesyri
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>>153240146
taxpayer money paid for this
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Who scores is gay
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WHY
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>>153239701
Not pledge allegiance to the grand mufti Sadiq Khan
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Lock-down-telli
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Anything but playing Zingarova
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>>153240139
>https://youtu.be/5tQxB-ojgLw?t=2m39s
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Pledge allegiance to THIS
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the AIA hitman has started its job
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>>153240240
He spams tackles so much every single match lmao, no wonder he's topping this stat
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What the fuck are these yellow cards lmfao
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tackletelli
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>stream dying right before the VAR check
wtf what are they hiding
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>>153240306
The hitman in the yellow shirt came with a specific mission tonight
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Mandala keita
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Calcio.
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nicoclussi
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I'd like a second goal if possible. It's okay if we can't have one but at least let's defend the door keeping it unviolated
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>>153240416
:)
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MUTTUIDI
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>>153240422
I asked, I received!
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book this second goal piece of shit AIA negru
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Holy fuck, what a gole, I kneel
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1 Muttuidi extension please
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Sballet please ask to statpad
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Renewed + armband + he makes the signings + picks the lineup
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Oh right, we got David up there
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Jjust shitalian players must hate DiGreg for some reason
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Invite Huijsen and Muharemovic more often lol
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This Mandela giganegru is gonna be a fucking pain to play against
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>Yildiz has the shits and asked to get subbed in the 2nd half
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Being able to type out "Muharemovic" without typos is a red flag and should put you on a watchlist tbqh
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Conceicao should look at *any* direction before passing
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Deynis Huseinbasić and Diedrik Meijerhuisen
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>>153240438
Dildiz wants to be part of the black posse so much.
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Jjvengers.png
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Salvinibros...
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They tried to kill him because of his DNA...
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But let's tune in to the referees' room at the Tardini stadium
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>>153240704
He survived because of his DNA :)
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It seems that the doj hired polsci students/graduates to redact the files
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OOOOO WESTON MCKENNIE
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>>153240602
Id smash her head with a hammer
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>>153240741
sadly it will not help to make her face 3D
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KELLY INTERVIEW IS UP
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Cambiaso has to be stopped honestly
Honestly
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Oh god, I'm gonna kurp...
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Cambiaso found in the files 37437732289 times
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kek
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Roundhouse kick Cambiaso
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crookednosebiaso
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>Cumbiaso
Possibly the worst player of all time
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How will this affect his Man City transfer
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Is he gonna allow it?
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BREMERZINHOOOOO
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Meme match lmao
Kill Cumbiaso btw
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Punished "Jonathan" David

An iceman denied of his goal
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Cue eight minutes to find the right frame in order to disallow it
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What the fuck were they checking for lmao
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1 hattrick please!
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Imagine if Bremer out of all players becomes the one to score a Jj hattie in Serie Ass after all these years
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any good RWs on the market haha (no)
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>>153240957
Imagine if openda could do that
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>>153240957
heel goal, the goalkeeper loses five points
la tedesca starts again from midfield
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UOMO DI GHIACCIO
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Stellar-cold CALCIO.
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ALIENS BTFO
ICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN
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Iceman with a gole and an assist
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Why didn't Cuesta park the bus this match lol
Not that I'm complaining of course
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>>153241073
His daddy Mikel would have spanked him if he did
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>>153241073
Parma should be 12th minimum with this squad lel, he’s a terrible coach
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If Locatelli were even slightly intelligent, he would get himself booked now so that he could serve his suspension against Lazio
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>>153241094
I'd say Mikel would spank him for not parking it, it's literally >our main weakness
Park the bus, let Pellegrino do some runs and that's it, at worst you come out with 1 point
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>>153241073
spanish coaches are useless.
just because they throw their young lads into eighteen possession drills a week with plasma transfusions, they think they can apply this mentality wherever they go and style on everybody with muh 70% possession ratings.
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>>153241166
Anon Cuesta is literally the opposite of such Spanish mentality, he's a terrorist through and through. That's why this match feels so odd, he went full retard against a team that is good at dealing against high pressing
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Openda's highlight so far has been getting a new haircut
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Finally I can tell Openda and Muttuidi apart
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refund policy on opendass?
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Imagine scoring five goals in the same match
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I would've screamed if he scored that
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>>153241183
>Cuesta favours structured ball possession, utilizing all 11 players including the goalkeeper to create numerical advantages, with technical full-backs capable of moving centrally during attacking transitions, rapid advances up the pitch and organised pressing
>The Spaniard's preferred formations are 4-3-3, 4-3-2-1 and 3-4-3. The presence of wingers and wide players (who can also operate as attacking midfielders) is therefore essential
>His teams are always looking to apply high pressing and immediate recovery, to try and recover the ball quickly after losing it, applying coordinated pressure, plus building from the back play which always starts with the defenders, through short passes and movements designed to avoid the opposition's pressing
>He has had the opportunity to observe Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta closely, with whom he has established an excellent relationship
even discarding tonight's game, he doesn't sound too different from the rest to me
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>no zingaro 2 again
he can't be THAT bad
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>>153241342
I think we bought an impressive package lol
I'm expecting Comolli to spend the entire summer trying to offload it
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>>153241342
If he's still not properly matchfit after all these months, idk how much Overwatch 2 he has been playing in his spare time but it's way too much
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PANDA PANDA PANDA
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NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS NEGRUS
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>gets the ICE approved haircut
>scores
:)
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Five goals scored by the same team huh
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Goal called off because his big brain was offside
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3 points as per usual, thank you very much!
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BANG BANG BANG, PULL MY POINTS GAINER
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Oh well, still a very good performance
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>>153241422
still waiting for the other belgio to find someone to kurp though
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>>153241421
Subhuman but it's about Andrea Cambiaso
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Kurp the changeling
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>>153241517
As I stare into the eyes of the own gole
FIGC, I see them reaching for my soul
I cannot erupt, I must concede
I cannot erupt, I must fuck up
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What a difference a fit and playing Bremer makes
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Business idea: good players
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McKennie: “Spalletti is one of a kind. I've never had a coach like him in my career. Incredibly strong. I'm happy, even Bremer is happy. Everyone is happy to work with him.”

Kalulu : “Spalletti is unique? Who said this? Bremer and McKennie? Wow. True that we play well, especially the results are going well too. Playing well and that's it isn't enough at this club. We're very happy, we have fun on the field"

POSITION AS A FREE FULL-BACK - "I like that the choice is mine. Obviously I have directives, but then it depends on me, when I want to stay low and when instead high. This makes you think at every moment of the game. I like this freedom a lot, then at a defensive level I do my part too. The more you play, the better you feel"

IN WHAT SPALLETTI HAS BEEN BETTER - "On the field we're all at ease, we can give our best. We're in the positions that let us express our football the best"
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Did you know that cambiaso was in Bridger-Teton National forest on the 27th of August of 2021
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Spalletti: “ We don’t want Icardi!”
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Lole
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>>153241880
Cheerleading moment
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Roma are interested in Ronaldo he might terminates his contract with al nassr
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>Hiljemark will be Pisa's next coach
Wtf
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>>153241947
i cant see gasperseethi going along with that
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>Jjust will attempt to sign Sorloth
t.Di Marziuani
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>>153242047
Bullshit but I believe it
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Snorloth edit already in the works
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Alexander Slakoth
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Renault Kangoo would be so good under Spalletti
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>>153242072
Yeah sounds like a Dimarziata but I rate him, Sborroth - Nico Nico Douga swap mkay
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Moussa diaby to inter here we seethe
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>Luciano Spalletti to Sky: “You need a player with certain characteristics like Kolo Muani to raise the level”.
Funniest bit ever, he already did it for Hojlund and Balogun, he’s 100% gone in the summer if the clowns don’t find a striker in the next 24 hrs
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Well well well, would you look at that
Parliamentary inquiry + CODACONS investigation when?
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>>153242043
I don’t think Ronaldo would want to play for roma it will be harder to reach 1000 goals maybe he goes to turkey or moves to another club here we will see rn he’s seething and wants to terminate his contract
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>>153242122
The funny thing is how Kolo Muani wants to come too, PissG are literally just blocking the deal since the summer
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Predict where exactly Bremer’s knees will explode
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>>153238345
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>>153242163
It’s actually Spuds, PSG is ok with it
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>>153242173
My king, I wish I could go back time and visit your island
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Randal & Jj - A forbidden love
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>>153242116
spuds just jumped in with a huge offer
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Little saint james = mottiano pleb
Zorro Ranch = Alegriano patrician
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>Jeremy Jacquet to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for June 2026, as revealed. Understand fee is €60m plus €10m add-ons to Rennes. Jeremy has agreed personal terms with #LFC. Agreement done for summer 2026 for one of the most talented CBs in the world.
How are players that aren't even known enough to be on La Liste going for €60m lmao
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Jeremy Jacquet Cravatta
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>>153242274
>One season in Ligue 2 on loan, six months in Ligue 1 at Rennes, and he cost €60 million (potentially €70 million).
Everything's fine.
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Take off your pants and Jacquet
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sky calcio clebbe - il senza jacquet
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>>153242274
as things stand, the world of football burns through talent on an annual basis with ever-worsening momentum
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Jeremy Jacket & Pierre Pants
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What happens if Kalulu gets [redacted]?
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>The 8 matches with Tudor on the bench: 12 points (average 1.50) and 9 goals scored (average 1.12)
>The 14 matches with Spalletti on the bench: 30 points (average 2.14) and 27 goals scored (average 1.92)
4 of those 12 goals scored by Tudor's Jjust were against Inter btw, hope he never gets to coach >us again
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>>153243178
umm but dildiz gols o algo
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Oh on no no no
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>>153243311
As if more proof was need that money, or a PolSci education, can't lead to good taste
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>>153243388
regardless of money, the faggot has never been capable of leading anyway
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>>153243603
Who is the Saar Lewis of Calcio?
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>>153243613
Paolo Montero
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Amplifico mufa
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/OurGirl/ cooked
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>>153245261
looks like pressure clamps, not piercings, she was in pain every second she wore that 'dress', reminds me of pic related though

had to cook all afternoon and missed the game, but it seems the lads adapted to buciano, good things to come
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Do NOT look up where chappelle Roan when to summer camp and who donated a lot of money to that institution
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With Milan hardly buying anyone, all the strikers injured and Shitlegri planning to play RLC as striker vs Bologna I think we will probably lose to either Bologna or the match after that and we will go down on the table
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Good morning!

>Mateta update: Crystal Palace are also waiting for news. As of now, they have not yet received any feedback from Milan. Strand Larsen is also on standby at the moment it’s a domino deal, and Palace are waiting for answers. Let’s see what happens.
Magnus Dalpiez has arrived in Milano in order to complete his move from FC Bayern to AC Milan on loan with option to buy.
>Milan, the future of the spear: Gimenez will start in the summer, Füllkrug in suspense. The investment for Gimenez has not been repaid and the club is oriented towards evaluating possible future offers. Füllkrug at 5M could be a deal, maybe as an escort bomber

Also business idea: Askatasuna but for /seriea/nons in bologna or napoli
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Mat & ETA secret nationalistic polsci movement
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Andrea Cambiaso is Jeffrey Epstein's illegitimate son
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Facundo Pablo Expósito
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February new game releases include:
Nioh 3 - Feb 6
Romeo is a Dead Man - Feb 11
Mario Tennis Fever - Feb 12
High on Life 2 - Feb 13
Reanimal - Feb 13
Resident Evil Requiem - Feb 27
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Zaragoza is the calciomarket colpaccio of january
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>dating the armenian bert garchanova
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Well well well
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>>153246562
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>Samuel Iling-Junior to PisaSC! The former Juventus player arrives on loan until June [Di Marzio]
I’m the only man on earth who still rates him but v happy to see him back in the league he belongs in
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>>153246585
wew
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>Lazio offered Inter €30 million for Davide Frattesi, but the Nerazzurri turned them down.
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>>153245261
This is disgusting
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>Jjust trying to hijack the Mateta deal
COMOLLI NO
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Hakuna Mateta
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>>153245261
Pitpusy

>>153246615
What is? Eating a meal? A succulent Missourian meal?
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Notepad++ official statement is up
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>Firecracker on Audero, the hooligan guarded in hospital is a Inter fan from San Marino
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https://x.com/MarathonTheGame/status/2018021530673016852
I gotta say the Marathon aesthetics and soundtrack are great
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>>153246659
ZedChads keep winning
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I don't like Jj being good, can you guys go back to banter era?
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>>153246724
Grimolli is trying his best to achieve this
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>>153246724
Beating relegation shitters =/= being good, give >us two/three years and two non schizo mercatos to become good
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*signs Mauro icardi*
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>>153246663
there will certainly be consequences in terms of penalty points for those who allowed the ultras to enter the stadium (Cremonese)
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>>153246652
I actually like her music despite my reservations, she’s got a great voice but what an awful role model for young girls.

>>153246663
Absolute dickhead behaviour that should be condemned by any fan group.
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>>153246813
>one retard throws a firework
>this is somehow the fault of an entire club and fanbase

No
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>>153246845
Ultras arent the fanbase, they never are, never will.
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>>153246845
Now do migrants
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>>153246835
Pink marmot Club is an absolute banger
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>In the final hours of the transfer window, Juventus have received no feedback from Tottenham regarding Kolo Muani, and the trail remains stalled.
>Mateta is NOT a current option: the player is headed toward Milan, and Juventus's interest can be considered outdated.
>No room either for Sørloth, with Atletico Madrid opposed to sales, especially loans.
It’s over
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>The target is either Kolo Muani or (You)
>Can you play as a centre-forward?
>Then only Kolo Munai.
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>Matette to bbilan deal is OFF
COMOLLI WAKE UP
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>>153247010
>lumpy giganigga with a mush knee
comolli what? that's a clear pass lmao
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>>153247016
the mush knee is an obvious excuse from bbilan's board, they don't want to pay the agent commissions
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>>153246998
if I say yes do I get the same contract as Vlahovic and as many minutes?
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>>153246845
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but usually the rulebook applies to 19 out of 20 Serie A teams just like that
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>With Mateta out of the picture Milan will now push for the signing of Partizan Belgrade sensation Andrej Kostic
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>american player Nina Hartley to Parma
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>AC Milan is pleased to announce the signing of Yahya Idrissi, who will be part of the Milan Futuro Project, dedicated to the growth and development of youth talents.
AC Milan is delighted to announce the permanent signing of Alphadjo Cissè from Hellas Verona. The midfielder, born in 2006, with continue his loan spell at US Catanzaro until the end of the season.
>Dalpiaz at Casa Milan to sign firMilan Futuro.
Future?
Secured.
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>>153247090
Gilfchads keep winning
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>ruganz to fiocretina
hope the eggplants are ready to book travel arrangements for the stadiums of the upcoming serie b season
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>>153247090
Nina Hartley taught how to pull hair and eat pusy
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>First doping case ahead of the Olympics: the Italian biathlete Rebecca Passler who tested positive for letrozole, an aromatase inhibitor, during an out-of-competition control. The Italian athlete - ANSA learns - will be suspended.
uh oh
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USS Catanzaro
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>>153247414
/Ourgirl/ Auchentaller would never, we won blondekings.
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>>153247051
But enough about jewe
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Amplifico mufa
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................the mercato closes in 3 hours? What the fuck are [redacted] and [redacted] doing to fix my club's situation?!
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>signing a 6'3 slovenian 16 year old to replace romagnoli next season
fuck it, we ball
>>153246604
>30m
maybe 30 lira, I doubt he'll ever break the 20m barrier after muriqi.
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They're kinda cooking, at least with the music and visuals
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>>153247678
Yeah I've been listening to >>153246673 most of this afternoon, the temptation to fall for this meme is very very high
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He looks like the type of Swede that tries to lure underage grills to his hotel rooms at League of Legends tournaments
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>“Go back and play Morrowind and tell me that’s the game you want to play again.”

The former Bethesda veteran doubled down, adding that many fans would likely cringe if they actually played it today, casting doubt on whether the Morrowind title should be remastered at all.
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>JUST IN: Jean-Philippe Mateta to undergo knee surgery; expected out for 3-4 months.
LOL
EPL clubs think (you) are goyim cattle and will happily sell you lemons for €40m+tip
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>Dušan Vlahović remains a target for June, but recent talks have raised concerns at Casa Milan over agent commissions.
How can I become an agent?
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By having at least a semblance of charisma to try and win players over to sign for your agency. A dead end for (You) then.
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>>153247800
no anon you don't understand, it's an obvious excuse from bbilan's board to avoid agent commissions :^)
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>>153247826
>charisma
If you would know ;^)
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>Milan will not intervene in the market for the defender. A loan deal was offered to Gatti but Juventus said no.
Juventus: we were telling you about a Mateta possibility, which however won't be pursued. They were eager to catch him from Milan when they heared the Rossoneri moved on. Therefore, Juve's transfer window might be closed.
>Palermo is accelerating for EURO 2032: the feasibility study carried out by Populous for the new Barbera stadium has been submitted
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>Milan will not intervene in the market for the defender. A loan deal was offered to Gatti but Juventus said no
Fucking retards it was the only chance to offload this shitter
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Does bbilan have a type?
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>>153248035
They always did
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SOON.
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Emil Holm: “Juventus has been my dream since I was a child.”
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>>153248055
Why would the tram interrupt the commute of this oboe player
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>>153248195
No Swedish player has ever said that before!
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>>153248250
>74 caps and 9 goals in one day
Kulusevski was really underrated
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I don't know Emil is just one of those names
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>Big Z out for the season
FUcK
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Total Furlani Victory
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>>153248560
>Big Z
Who?
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>>153248599
Zanoli
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>>153248524
God, I hate udimerda so fucking much
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>>153248250
Nordahl > Ibra > Hamrin > Ekdal > Kulusevski > Mellberg
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https://x.com/pmasher/status/2018097975042638088
Limited EditionMarathon themed Dualsense sense
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>>153248702
>Limited EditionMarathon themed Dualsense when*
had a brainfart lole
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>>153248702
>>153248709
It literally exists?
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>>153248722
Oh shid how did I miss it
Could've looked better tho
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Samson Option but for vidyaslopfags
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I miss GULU so fucking much it's unreal
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*points at (You)*
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>>153248849
That's a very unfortunate pose to hit if you have such a massive forehead
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>>153248722
Kinda cringe, it looks like they slapped a couple of decals on it they've downloaded off the internet (art theft joke inside)
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To:
From: Jeffrey Epstein
25. Oct. 2014, 3am

Andrea Cambiaso, nice person, should invite him soon
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>>153248722
My hands are too sweaty, those decals will decompose in 5 years
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cam on apudinegru
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*gets shipped back to Sborrogna after rotting on the bench*
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>he who must not be drawn to pisa
hmm
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Is Holm O'Driscolls an obligation
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>>153248992
option, Joao Marathon is a dry loan
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n'egru
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>Rugani is almost 32
wtf impossible
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>>153248524
I don’t think there’s any person who wants pellegrini out of this squad more than me
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>>153248992
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New uuuuuuh Minecraft expansion is up?
https://x.com/Minecraft/status/2018380915244663086
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>>153249098
Just heard angry screams from across the North Sea
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>>153248524
Where are the italians?
>>
Montenegrin Timothee Chalamet to Jj is also up
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>>153249110
They are taking care of mr. TIM and keeping the stadiums half empty
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>>153249110
Bullied away by Lennon Miller (Caledonian Bvll)
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>>153248981
>people believe some kid in sweden was a jj fan
We really live in post-truth era thanks to populist leaders and ai
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>>153249134
Bruh I thought there was something tying his hair or so
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>>153249145
if socdem leaders truly loved you, they would have taught you not to doxx yourself on the internet
what thong are you wearing tonight?
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homil elm
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>>153249134
>whole pr team and nobody tells him to shave that thing off and get a normal haircut
Wouldnt be possible in the berlusconi era
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>>153249167
He has one of those very gay wavy metal hair bands, also the styling at the front is terrible
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>le no taste twinkazzo criticizing other people's looks again
When will it learn?
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>>153249184
Assuming that you can grow facial hair (big if), do you shave with a straight razor?
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>>153249210
Deep down inside, he's Chilly
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https://x.com/gigipodda/status/2011417657715650673
Yes yes dear very nice deary
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>>153249210
Here is your (You)
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>AC Milan's January (Purchase and contract signing)
Yanis Messaoudi
Magnus Dalpiaz
Alphadjo Cissè
Yahya Idrissi
Mike Maignan
Malick Cissè
Mattia Cappelletti
Aron Babaj
Jacopo Sardo
Niclas Füllkrug
Thomas Martini
Alessandro Bianchi

>The players who left AC Milan
Diego Sia to Mirandés (loan)
Matteo Duțu to București (Permanent basis)
Vittorio Magni to Cesena (Permanent basis)
Seger Ibrahimović to Ajax (Loan with an option to buy)
Kevin Zeroli to Juve Stabia (Loan)
Divock Origi (End of contract)
>>
"For every Origi who leaves, there are four who arrive" (ancient Lumbard proverb)
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>OFFICIAL: Inter is the only club in Serie A that has not competed a permanent First Team signing during the January 2026 transfer window.
How come?
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>OFFICIAL: Switzerland is the only country in Western Europe that has not mandated annual fire department inspections for restaurants, bars, clubs and other hospitality venues.
How come?
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>>153249378
didnt they buy the fake gwen from serie b that >we were after
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>>153249378
no need to strengthen the team in winter when there's a former club executive who suspiciously fixes the calendar list every time.
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>>153249402
Yes, Yanis Massolin. But "We really live in post-truth era thanks to populist leaders and ai" so the truth doesn't matter to some.
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>Yanis mussolini
What is greco up to now
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Lmao he is embarrassing himself again
>>
>People with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) tend to distort or embellish their life narratives more than the general population, though it's more complex than simply "making things up."
>- Grandiose self-narratives: People with NPD often construct inflated stories about their achievements, relationships, or abilities. They might exaggerate accomplishments, claim connections to important people, or reframe failures as successes. This isn't always conscious lying, they may genuinely believe their distorted version due to their fragile self-esteem requiring constant inflation.
>- Confabulation vs. deception: Some engage in deliberate lying to maintain their image, while others experience something closer to confabulation, they've told the story so many times with embellishments that they've internalized the false version. Their need to maintain a grandiose self-image is so intense that reality gets filtered through that lens.
>- Defensive distortion: When confronted with failures or criticism, people with NPD often rewrite events to protect their ego. A job loss becomes "I quit because they didn't deserve me," or relationship problems become entirely the other person's fault.
>- When confronted with falsehoods: People with NPD typically respond in predictable defensive patterns. They may deny outright, become hostile and attack the confronter's credibility, deflect by changing the subject or bringing up others' flaws, or double down with additional fabrications. Some experience "narcissistic rage", an intense angry reaction to having their self-image threatened. They rarely acknowledge discrepancies, as doing so would require tolerating the shame they work to avoid.
There it goes again with its "predictable defensive patterns".

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a PolSci student to admit it's wrong.
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god I wish this dutch faggot and the other swiss faggot could get HIV together already and leave this place for a honeymoon
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>that papiro
Oh he's maad maad
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Mmmh, looks like /seriea/'s #1 twink feels threatened by /seriea/'s #2 twink
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keklenkamp
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Malen finally helped for a gole
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How many more minutes before the inevitable atmospheric disturbance?
>>
>>
doner-lyen malen

what were they thinking?
>>
How do hunchbacks rate 8lini first transfer window?
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>>153249645
7-/10 for first team, should've signed the two subs earlier this session but it's okay
Potentially 8/10 for the next gen
>>
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primavera wonderkid Angelo Mangiante is going to score a brace and win it for Roma
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Pisilli
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Everything is set for a spectacular Roma comeback
1-2 at 90+3'
>>
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I can't believe it's not Atta
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Mohammed Atta
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gg Roma equalized. Just one goal left now
>>
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Why did Zaniolo do that
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holy hell shrimp
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death to shrimpy
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I can´t believe udinegru held the fort, today they were white.
>>
Another successful injection of 3 extra points of advantage.
>>
Name a better feeling than gaining points you didn't expect to gain.
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>>153249919
>>153249918
Pointsearnedposting CHADS
>>
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>>153249929
Imagine not losing that Casteddu game...
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Having one game less than the rest of the league is a sign of insecurity.
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>magnus effect is the physical effect behind folha seca fk
til thanks Gotti
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In Rome people only know the Magnus Tranquillus effect
>>
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>>153249929
>2nd best attack in the league
>4th best defense in the league
>all of this in just 2 months
MY coach
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I-is Muttuidi becoming whiter?
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Sleep tight /seriemuttuidi/
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I watched all 15 seconds of that btw
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HUGE opportunity for more points-earning with the Nabule - Riomma match, too bad >we will lose against Strazio
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>>153250085
Those points lost against Casteddu will weight heavy with the dogshit calendar we're having this month tbf
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>>153250095
That's why fielding the PlayStation 7 team against Galatasaray will be crucial for a top4 placement
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Not gud, not terrible
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>>153250095
That retarded draw against Lecce too, ideally >we should only drop points in 1 out of the 3 games left this month but I wonder if I'm not just being too optimistic at this point
>>
>>
>The fell for the Europa league meme
I’ve had it with these niggers. Either you concentrate on one or the other. You being a poorfuck team makes you ineligible for both. When are they going to learn this fucking lesson
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I’m crying Grimtoli will take over al nassr as sporting director if jorge jesus, ronaldo, semedo and simao all leave in next 24h
>>
>>
Mercato?
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‼Juventus’ Next Gen and U16 winter mercato arrivals:

•Adin Licina (permanent from Bayern Munich)
•Justin Oboavwoduo (permanent from Man City)
•Gabriele Mulazzi (on loan from Sion)
•Teoman Gunduz (permanent from Triestina)
•Leonardo Cerri (returned from Bari)

Under 16s:
•Esad Deniz (permanent from Ajax)
•Fortunato Krediet (permanent from Feyenoord)
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>>153251094
>Fortunato Krediet
I expected him to be browner tbqh
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>>153250095
eh it’s an understandable loss, pisadog parked a fat ass bus and we didn’t have the right players to break it down. roma and nabule will slip up too, hopefully we just coefficientmaxx and everyone gets their spot though, total football friendship billions must smile
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The Radical Left wants to talk about everything except what’s happening in Switzerland—it’s a disgrace! They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets of the people who live there. A total disaster! Thousands and thousands of people are doing it, and the Fake News Media refuses to report the facts. It’s been legal for years, can you believe it? They have the white wine, they have the garlic, and they have your pets on the dinner plate. Very sick!
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>>153246663
A total disaster in Italy! An Inter Milan "fan" attacked great goalkeeper Emil Audero with fireworks—then blew off three of his own fingers like a complete amateur. Truly SAD! He wanted to be a tough guy, but now he can’t even perform the famous Italian mano a borsa gesture.
If you can’t do the gesture, you don't have the culture! He’s a low-energy loser who can’t represent the beautiful Italian way anymore. If you can’t use your hands for the gesture, you should be DEPORTED immediately. Get him out! #ItalyFirst #NoHooligans #SAD
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>>153238345
my goats.
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Gm sirs. Busy day ahead, I’m feeling better but I still have a blocked ear from
congestion. I need a fellow Inter bvll to throw a firecracker at me to unblock it me thinks.

Also, Jonathan Pine bros we lost by a lot! I’m not sure how I’ll cope without seeing Camila in her serving cunt outfits.
>>
Good morning!

No real news.
Also back in the office
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Gm
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>>153253586
Did you ever get pink sock'd?
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He's gonna cause an heartbreak, isn't he
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>>153253586
What happens to De Winter at the end of March? Does he become De Spring?
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>>153253724
Good post
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>The Interior Minister bans Inter fans from traveling to away matches until March 23.
Based Meloni Government
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The Milanior Minister
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>>153248868
What do you think of Paolo Negro
Never met.
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>AC Milan, when it comes to matters related to health, has historically always been very cautious and meticulous. From Biabiany to Cissokho, passing through Pubill and Boniface, AC Milan has dug deep every time it faced situations that were not entirely clear. For Mateta, three different doctors voted "no". They detected an evident problem with the cartilage, which will force him to undergo surgery: immediately, with a 3-4 month recovery, or in the summer, with a more invasive operation and much longer recovery times. Something Juventus and also other Premier League clubs were ready to ignore. The Rossoneri are clearly setting a new standard in the industry.
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BallBreaking news: Milan fans' narcissism has broken more records and more equipment at MilanLab
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>>153254368
But Roma and Fiorentina's fans are banned for the rest of the season?
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>>153254973
but wait, there's a punchline too
for the Milan derby, which will take place during the ban, the supporters of the unplayable honest ones will be allowed into the stadium because "there is no fan movement"
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>the Rossoneri are clearly setting a new standard in the industry.
Is this a slush funds reference?
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New mystery nigga is up
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Turco renewal news are up
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>>
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let's go milan chuds!
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do the needful bofogna
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It will be a hard game. Lets hope for a point
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>>153256213
It won't be a problem for Milan: it's Tuesday evening, an important match and the competition's anthem will fire up the players as it starts playing
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Ruben wtf...
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when iz dey having Ruben Stimulus-Check score?
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Yellow for diving??
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS
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is bologna even trying?
>>
GIORGIO was right once again
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Getting a golden punticino against this corazzata Vincenziana would basically equal winning the coppa italia against 2023-2024 atalanta with a lower eccellenza-tier team, a miracolozzo so to speak
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cmon orsolini score an gole
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huge foul there
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NNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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holy fwark TOTAL GIORGIO VICTORY
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go to hell iraniano
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>Bologna 10th with Sassuolo and Casteddu just 2 points behind
Lole Mottard magic is gone and now both Shitaliano and Sartori are getting exposed
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How's the right flank donig tonight?
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>>153256665
Kek motta is so shit his fans have to claim other managers' achievements
>>
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Italiamo raters suspiciously quiet tonight
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>Italiano raters
As real as interbros
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yo, bofogna can´t defend fo shit
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and they can´t shoot either lmao
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Why is Puligod always broken are >we turning him into Pato with the Milan Lab experiments?
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Jashari and Füllkrug in
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Pioli spotted
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>goatfana starts
>easy 3-0 win
It’s literally that simple
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Fülle...
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Ferrari = AC Milan (Elkann and the Agnelli are MilanGODS)
Also they never cheated
Also they never were shitalian that's for sfinter and palestienntus aka the McLaren and Caterham of Serei Assasss
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>>153257329
What about Allegris scudettos that he won with jj?
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>>153257372
The fuck do I care about Palestinentus
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Wtf...
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WE
WUZ
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>>153257329
Whitepill me on Ferrari do they actually have a chance this year
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>>153257449
No and they never will, the moment they kicked Ross Brawn out and let shitalians run the team they became a glorified Minardi.
All the best engineers now live in England and want to work for any of the other teams who have their factories there, nobody wants to move to Shitaly with your local Gennaros and Emilios ruining everything with their mismanagement and laziness
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Since Elkann became owner of the FIAT/Stellantis group Ferrari havent even cut off their dry streak, in fact, the year Elkann and the Agnellis took control of the company is the same year Sebastian Vettel binned the title in Germany and allowed Hamilton to do a victory lap for the rest of the calendar.
It was also the same year the FIA found out Ferrari were using engines with an illegal oil burning system that allowed them to get more power out of their mixture and the cars became noticeably worse once the investigation started some weeks before Singapore.
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>>153257430
I look like this and say this
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Good evening /seriea/. Rabionko quickly establishing hismelf as one of bbilan MVPs

Replayan Mankind Divided and I'm really suprised by how much more I am enjoying it now than when it came out. Superb comfy kino vidya.

Friendly reminder for all resident interbros that we have coppa game tomorrow
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Comfy victory for once
Frustrating that we never seem to be able to break the 3-0 deadlock though

Now watch us choke vs Pisa this friday
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>>153257329
>Also they never cheated
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>>153257850
Only poorfags want to win by more than 1-0
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>analbanian reading comprehension
Lole
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>>153257922
Agnelli cheated
2011/12 was stolen from Milan by Agnelli's Jewe and his referees
Berlusconi is a MilanGOD
Agnelli and Elkann = JEWErats
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>>153257945
That post was about Ferrari you dumb copper thief (and they did cheat a lot, see pic related)
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>>153257118
Nah, always an injury prone player
https://www.transfermarkt.com/christian-pulisic/verletzungen/spieler/315779

Oly thing Puli and Pato have in common are that their surnames both beginning with P
That's it

Pato was like 10x the player
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>>153257959
And he said that Agnelli and Elkann were MilanGODS
That's what I was responding to, you aspie
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>>153258007
because they are, all richfags in Italy are MilanGODS
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https://x.com/marathonthegame/status/2018766111404441735
That scope design is pretty trash desu
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>>153258012
No
Milan is an antisemitic club
Fuck the jews and all other desert goblins
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>>153258066
this and fuck albania
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>bbilan is an antisemitic club
Is it?
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>AC Epstein
>Antisemitic
Lole
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>>153258093
>Epstein didnt see the potential to win a scudetto after a few years

he wasnt that smart me thinks
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God I love Allnegru, every time you think calcio is ready to eulogize him he survives like Rasputin
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>>153258181
>one last dance
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bbilanfags are so low iq it's not even funny
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Vannaccibros...
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Incredible how *it* manages to have a lower IQ than the Swissbanian
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Does bbilan attract those who are retarded and blind to the intricacies of calcio in the first place? Or is it the supporting of bbilan that someone retarded and blind to the intricacies of calcio?
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>>153259338
>>153259338
>>153259338
>>153259338
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