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superbowl gon be litty

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mendozie =>_^=

Raiders will be a WC if they can put an oline together in free agency

I'm so drunk

>>153245955
me too bb

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>>153245955
drink some water

>>153245954
I don't think that's happening sorry

>>153245964
youre right
AFCCG at least

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>4chan prepare the Aditilazer

I must have done 500 mock draft simulations the last couple days. Owl can't come soon enough.

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Been on the Kubiak + Mendoza train since day one.

>>153245955
Same

>>153245964
FA with tons of cap space and the nepo baby is gone.

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ayo what's good blud

>>153245994
good linemen don't hit FA

>>153246023
literally 3 of the top ten FA this year are o lineman

>>153246019
It’s a shame the ramilia is killing each through ICE

Be honest
Not gonna watch the Superbowl
Seahawks win
Good for Darnold
I don't really needa see it tho

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>Jerry actually wasn't in the files

I'm still amazed.

>>153246042
Jerry's happy with the prostitutes in Texas he's on a first name basis with and have been for the last 30 years

If he gets a younger model it's vetted by the older one to be just as much of a cowboys fan that just wants payment.

I believe him when he says he just wanted to see what was happening at that one protest with the K

Mother…

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>>153246074

>>153246074
https://youtu.be/M6o1SEj02t0?si=55e_8wozRpo3Xp4Q

>>153245954
Brady knows that and will focus on fixing the oline this offseason. Kubiak will be bringing better coaching staff. Raiders are winning the division next season.

>>153245878
Why he miss an ez 44yarder

>>153245953
These faggot twatter/red*it posts always try and make the man seem like a sexual deviant, when these sluts will suck chrome off a trailer hitch for a rich accomplished White guy even if he's 40 years older, Dubai is a meme for a reason

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Hes literally me....

>>153246227
you took the bogpill?

>>153246227
>listening to cuck anthem


WHYYY

>>153246348
He got cucked

>>153246507
Woodbury..haha just kidding guys..

Go _______ !

Seahawks are repeating btw

Woman

whoa man

WHOOOOAAAA MAN

Bussy

>>153246042
why is it surprising, Jerry isn't Jewish

>>153245953
>waaahhh why isn't Bill fucking a 70 year old woman!

Rybacks are repeating btw

Does atlanta/georgia have a lot of latinxs? Im picking my nfl team based on demographics. Need a big latinx and black city

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>>153246723
Texans are your team Joao

>>153246728
I want to have sex with women.

>>153246765
>4chan incel whines for sex he'll never get

>>153246769
Many such cases

>>153246765
it isn't hard if you try

Ryback would never suck cock or eat dog shit.

I just realized "500 Days of Summer" is the ultimate black pill about women. Anyways, go Chiefs.

I'm sensing some animosity towards our beloved janitors in this thread.

What WRs do you think we can realistically get and what would you pay?

>>153246769
I will never get to have sex with my friends mom from high school and I'll never get over it. She was so fucking hot.

>>153246723
LA has alot of blacks and hispanics. Atlanta mostly has blacks.

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>he fell for the become a social outcast for cultists pedophiles meme

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can he do it?

mods=gods

>>153246919
I think the NFCE was for the taking this year. I think the Giants had the players to at least compete for the division. So yea, he absolutely could do it.

>>153246919
When a Jewish person like Dov speaks, the goyim listen.

>>153246919
Can a Harbaugh defense beat an offense ran by Jalen Hurts and new offensive coordinator cousin Louie that you happened to run into at the sandwich shop and said he just moved back to town and was looking for work? Probably but Jaxson will still manage to keep the games close.

I wish life had a fast forward button so I could just skip to the end and be free of this clown world.

>>153246919
They already booty blasted the iggles in their first meeting this season. He's going for total iggle death.

>>153245948
I’m sure smooth chest gyration has some sort of evolutionary advantage, but I can’t begin to guess what it is

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>>153246950
Check out this life hack

>>153246023
The bears revamped their o line last offseason

>>153246959
tried a few times and just ended up putting holes in the ceiling.

>>153246950
>ohhh im so sad i live in the richest most advanced civilization ever ugh!!!

White people are so soft

>>153246919
They’ll be good. They had a lot of close losses. If you take the giants win over, bears under and broncos under, easy money

>>153246971
rich for who?

>>153246971
We aren’t richer or more advanced than we were in the 90s. Just browner and gayer

>>153246974
>iphones, drones, and uber eats aren’t significant technological advancements
retard

>>153246983
hasn't made our lives better though, just turned us into atomized, more easily controllable cattle

>>153246988
those tech improved lives. it's social media that has fucked us

>>153246970
Are you sure you're not already dead and you're a ghost and the bullets are just going through you?

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Two intellectuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpW780Ubnw

>>153246983
all those inventions have unironically made life more intolerable than tolerable. Find a rope kike shill.

>>153247061
maher is a such a midwit, my vote goes to cte'd out marshawn

>>153247057
Ive long suspected that I died in a head on collision in high school, there is just no way that I managed to swerve out of the way in time.

>>153247061
the way that these liberals all have to pretend like Marshawn Lynch is some sort of profound intellectual will never not be funny.

>>153247089
That's funny because that stuff is supposed to get rid if your headaches but I guess killing you would make your headache go away. I found an old knock off Tylenol bottle that said pain relievers in my grandpas stuff once. It was pretty heavy, I opened it up and it was full of bullets.

Seahawks will rape Patriots, leaving the entire roster with torn aasholes dripping shit, blood and the cum of victory. And that will be OK....

>>153246919
Probably not in one year, but yes.

>>153247135
Lynch is the very embodiment of the ignorant nigger

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>>153245953
Total reddit post but I keked.

>>153247174
giwtwm

jamarcus russell

John Jamarcus McRussell

>>153245962
Hideous freak

Drake Maye is what McDaniels wanted from Tim Tebow. This is a big McDaniels vindication season

>>153247331
It's very reddit to hate Josh McDaniels. He's one of the top offensive masterminds in the game and hardly the first coordinator who isn't HC material. I'm waiting for Flores to flame out on his second coaching tenure and make him our permanent DC too.

I'm gonna make a cast iron pizza tonight, haven't decided on the sauce and toppings yet.

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>>153247427
Pineapple and anchovies. Piss everyone off

>>153247427
Yeah you have. Make your own sauce, crushed san marzanos, fresh garlic, fresh basil. Toppings are onion, green bell pepper, sliced mushrooms, crumbled sausage. Don't get breakfast sausage you nitwit.

>>153247442
Why is Kurt Angle eating such shit pizza?

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will the nfl salute our brave troops during the super bowl?

Invalidate the head coaching hires NOW!! They are all FUCKING WHITE MALES!!!!

>>153247442
I actually like both of those toppings. Check mate, Redditor

>>153247634
Wow, that's crazy, nobody saw that coming

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>the Tardinals really hired MIke LaFleur as their head coach

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>>153247634
Not an exaggeration to say that they've turned the Rams into a model franchise. Glad to see McVay recommit to coaching. I want to see him raise our new QB before he retires.

>>153247611

Excellence sorts itself out.

>>153246723
If you want them as two separate demos? LA or NY. If you want Afro-Latinos, the Miami Dolphins.

>>153247634
>>153247690
This. The signing means McVay is motivated. Hopefully Sneed and Sean kill this draft. Got multiple 1st and 3rd round picks, so should be a plentiful group of talent incoming

>>153246723
Way more than you would expect.

>>153247690
>before he retires.
Dude, McVay just turned 40. Why would he retire anytime soon?

Happy Groundhog Day!

>>153247757
He already flirted with taking a gap year and doing media. Idk what Seans motivation is. I would imagine he could have almost any HC job he wants.

>>153247784
he probably envisioned spending time traveling and spending time with his millions of dollars, hohol wife, and new kid, but then realized he'd be even mire miserable than he is working 18 hours a day

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>>153247757
He almost burned out the title defense year. Another coach literally saw his final press conference and called it a "cry for help." McVay had too much success too early, and needed to be reminded that it's the journey, not the destination.

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Ey I'm walkin here. Where's the gabagool? Forget about it!

>>153247840
damn, 49ers fans have been wanting to get rid of Jed York for a long time.

>>153247702
>NY
That sucks, most non white New Yorkers have to be Jets fan. Not my call that's just union rules. You can get a variance form but getting it approved is a real pain the kiester. It helps if you tell them you have an uncle Francesco or that you're actually Sicilian. Good luck friend , it'd be a real shame if you could pick any team in the league and you end up being a Jets fan, it'd be a real tragedy.

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https://youtu.be/PBwAxmrE194?si=kKsiinW1siV4zzZI

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>Bill Parcells is famously nicknamed "The Big Tuna"

>>153247840
He only got the job because he promised MacDonald and McVay would be sleeping with the fishes.

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SIX DAYS

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The worst part of the nuNFL is the NFC West being the best division in the league by leaps and bounds. The vast majority of the country does not give a shit about West Coast Football and in fact finds it repulsive.

nfl aint allowing no sam darniold to win the super bowl kek

>>153247908
7 days, today is Monday

>>153247920
Playin' Sunday tho

>>153247916
stop saying nfc west is nfc best
they’re all paper tigers

>>153247927
nfc east is nfc least

>>153247919
Too bad, no one likes the Kekriots

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>>153246919

>>153247916
Oh yeah because it’s SO much better when flyovers are successful. When the majority of fans left are drunk honkies from their two-stoplight towns, it’s a loss for the NFL. Sorry not sorry. Though it must be tough to not advance in the ‘yoffs when you’ve been locked in by a snowstorm.

>>153247919
He's going to win, get none of the credit, they're going to push that elite defenses are the new meta in the NFL and then make it seems like every team is focusing on making their defenses better and that's why qb play is getting worse. Because defenses are really good and teams are prioritizing spending on the defense.

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looks like team owners have stopped falling for the meme

>>153247925
Which is 7 days away.

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>>153246919
ynr the Giants bitchslapping the Eagles on TNF and Philly seething so hard over it that they played murderball against Cam Skattebo in the next matchup

Who's looking forward to Grammy winning artist Bad Bunny during the halftime show?

Mods you are retarded niggers

>proxy schizo continually says political offtopic ragebait
>you continue to ban everyone who responds to it
>but you can’t ban him
>end result is you help one guy to kill the discussion and amplify him even more

kill yourself mod nigger seriously you are a mouth breathing fucking retarded faggot. I’m going to Twitter, don’t bother apologizing to me as I won’t read it.

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>>153247927
>McVay Coaching Tree
Bengals HC Zac Taylor
Viking HC Kevin O'Connell
Cardinals HC Mike LaFleur
Jaguars HC Liam Coen (one year stint w/ Bucs, hired as their OC bc his time with Baker in LA)
>Shanahan Coaching Tree
Packers HC Matt LaFleur
Titans HC Robert Saleh
>Mike MacDonald Coaching Tree
Raiders HC Klint Kubiak (Former Shanahan OC)
>Playoff Resumes
McVay (1 Owl, 2 appearances, 3 NFCCG)
Shanahan (0 Owls, 2 appearances, 4 NFCCG)
Macdonald (? Owls, 1 appearance, 1 NFCCG)
>This postseason
NFC South winner defeated by Rams
NFC North winner defeated by Rams
NFC East winner defeated by Niners
Both West wild cards defeated by Seattle

>>153247982
yeah, and the league is doing better than ever

>>153247963
I don't remember that, I haven't watched a giants game probably since Daniel Jones was a rookie and Eli was still around. Maybe if they're playing my team I might watch but I look at it like my team is probably going to win and if they don't I don't want to watch them lose to the shitty giants. I don't bother watching the giants even in prime time because there's like a 99% chance the game will be shit.

>>153247957
The world's stopped falling for the meme desu

>>153247989
Maybe if other divisions pulled their weight it would be in a better spot. NFC North had 3 playoff teams last year and didn't win a single playoff game. And they all lost to three different teams (Eagles over Packers, Rams over Vikings, Commanders over Lions)

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Any news from my 'ders after we hired Daronte?

>>153247927
3/4 of the teams in the Divisional round were NFC West teams
NFC championship game were 2 NFC West teams

>>153248033
99 out of 100 people will see ‘ders and think Raiders. Lmao

>>153247977
He does it for free.

>>153247977
Be careful bro, you're violating global rules 3, 8, and probably 9. Somebody else breaking the rules doesn't make it ok for you to break them. Curiously enough I didn't actually see a rule saying posts on /sp/ need to be sports related. Strange.

>>153247982
>nfc South winner defeated by rams
The nfc south winner hadn8 wins with one coming from the Rams a few weeks prior. If the NFC west really isn't a paper tiger division then why aren't the Rams and 49ers in the superbowl?

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>>153248044
I'm the 1 in 100. I see ders, think of hurr durr and assume arizona

>>153245954
Raiders will keep being a fucking mess. They can't help but fire coaches after a year. Fuck 'em.

>>153248078
The Cardinals were 2-0
They ended 3-14

how far are we technologically from resurrecting zombie al davis to run the raiders front office again

>there are people ITT that pretend to be Rams fans
I refuse to believe you’re actually real. The Rams can’t even fill their stadium with fans

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>>153248112
>the exact moment the wheels fell off

>>153247407
>Joshie-boy

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>>153247956
>it's the defenses!

>>153248078
>>153248112

I think Lafleur will help win some games. He will get the most out of Harrison, Wilson and McBride. They drafted well last year (Nolan and that CB). Missing a QB, otherwise they could be sneaky. Too bad 49ers won’t trade Mac Jones inside the division because I think that’s a good fit for the Tards

>LOS ANGELES -- The Rams have signed head coach Sean McVay and general manager Les Snead to multiyear contract extensions, the team announced Monday.

Fuck. I really hate snead for fucking over kupp and the elite defense they had. These cheap bastards would rather gamble on new talent than keep the core pieces that made their team a success

>>153247977
Yeah, I've gotten 3 day vacations here from responding to pedoknees, curious. I guess just stop giving (You)s to these people.

oh no no

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc75305736/dyfi/intensity

>>153247961
Anon, today is Monday.

>>153248177
Davante was a clear upgrade from Kupp. But if Sneed really tried to get Kupp to retire that’s some bitch shit.

And to be fair, defense looked really promising for the first 10 weeks or so, and going back to the last 5-6 weeks of 2024-2025. It’s not Sneeds fault AD retired.

It’s time to go all in again.

>>153247977
They tried banning me for "complaining about 4chan" lmfao

>>153248196
>4.2
that's a nothing burger

>>153248177
Kupp was injured and washed as fuck. They had to get rid of him. There is such a thing as the salary cap, it's not about being "cheap" this isn't the MLB. Sneed is a god. He found Puka in the late rounds and drafted Verse. Puka is WAY better than Kupp and on a rookie contract.

>>153248230
but there have been like 40 quakes in the area since

Modern NFL quarterbacks suuuuuuuuuuck in the 2020s. When will this be a professional league again? It starts with college. Why are quarterbacks entering the league after only 1 or 2 starting seasons? Go back and look at college quarterbacks 15 years ago.... they actually started a lot games and pass for 3000 yard seasons for 3 or 4 years

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>>153248125
>I refuse to believe you're actually real

>>153248214
>>153248236

So are we going to pretend the Seahawks didnt beat the rams with half the team being former rams players?

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>>153248196
>12 hours after the Seahawks landed

>>153246723
It's the negro football league, the world is your oyster

I hope my Seahawks gear arrive in the mail before the game

>>153248255
colby parkinson, poona ford, nick vannett are former seahawks

The Seahawks will always be a forced soul fake plastic team with lifelong fans of 6 years consisting mainly of illegal immigrants.

>>153248255
Colby Parkinson and Poona Ford are former Seahawks who left in free agency, so it evens out. Trading for Ernest Jones who we sent to the Titans a few months earlier is the only one that feels like some snake behavior.

6 days and 5 hours until my Patriots cause a lot of anger across the nation. This really feels like the 2018 run in a lot of ways with everyone doubting us.

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>>153248299
O u kno he mad at the Hawks!

>>153248299
the seahawks have appeared in 20% of all super bowls in the last 20 years

im sorry you are so deep in flyover country you didnt know this

>>153248238
It starts in high school
>be smart Timmy
>can read defenses and has potential to be a solid NFL qb
>get snubbed by le athletic dual threat QB that the cheerleaders bite their lips over
>only because said dual threat QB has slightly better physical traits
get ready for a league where every team drafts a CJ Stroud or Jayden Daniels.

>>153248299
They really did appear out of nowhere

>>153248125
They are paid Kroenke shills, most plastic fanbase in the league

>>153248299
true

>>153248322
That's every fanbase. If the Jets somehow became good next season you'll see a bunch of Jets fans appear out of nowhere in this board I bet.

>>153248316
And the defining moment for the team’s history will always be the Malcolm Butler interception.

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>>153248255
Seattle won, because the NFL Jews knew that Jody Allen was gonna be selling the Seahawks after the season. So imagine the $$$$ the NFL and the owners are gonna make once the “Super Bowl Champion Seahawks” get sold.

Rams outplayed the Seahawks (more yards, yards per play, 1st downs, sacks). Kupp was short on the last drive too btw.

Rams aren’t far away. If Sam has even (1) turnover, Rams probably win this game. Don’t overthink it. Just add talent to the defense (mainly the secondary) and we will be back in the hunt next year

remember when the NFL blatantly rigged a Super Bowl to make sure the Steelers and Jerome Bettis got one in his hometown? Where the ref literally said that it keeps him up at night?

>>153248196
This is the equivalent of an inch of snow in Buffalo

>>153248396
Stafford is not having another season like this one. He's gonna be a year older and the back problems will get worse.

>>153248420
That’s what they said last year dumbass

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>>153248420
That's possible but historically unlikely

This is the best year the Raiders have had in the last two decades. Literally everything is going right for us. We are so fucking back.

Your team’s QB is replaced by two-time spiritually three-time league MVP, Lamar Jackson. How do you feel?

>>153248471
I'll be very happy no longer having to watch Stroud waste our defense.

Jets at Lions
Raiders at Saints
Cardinals at Browns
Titans at Giants

Last place playoffs who says no

>>153248454
Raiders are going to be in the AFCCG next season

>>153248317
It's not simply physical traits. You have to tell Timmy what a route is. You have to explain to Timmy what defensive packages are. You have to explain to Timmy what blocking assignments are so he doesn't die and you don't get fired. Im not saying he needs to call plays, but he needs to at least be able to understand what everyone on the field is supposed to be doing. Timmy is a fucking retard and you need to make him less of a retard to win games with him. Meanwhile Rommadawn Khaliif Jones shows up at practice and he's a fucking retard too, but he can run really fast. All you have to teach him is to drop back, count to 2 and run. Physical traits are a factor but really it's the easiest way to win games.

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>>153248471
i dont think lamar and shanahan would get along at all, he doesnt fit his style, and it would turn into a disaster

>>153248497
Yeah no chance with our Oline. They cannot let Nando play behind those bums.

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Rams have fans and you're mad about it

>>153248516
AI is so good now

>>153248507
Lucky for you Raiders have more than one pick in this draft and also have the second most cap space in the league going into this offseason.

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>>153248471
I'd feel smug because I knew he would always end up here. Not necessarily with my battle berds but maybe with the diapers(rip)

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>Rams outplayed the Seahawks (more yards, yards per play, 1st downs, sacks). Kupp was short on the last dr-AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK

>>153248542
If history(especially recent history) has shown us anything it's that the Raiders don't squander their draft picks and don't sign shitters from free agency

>>153247916
Anything that shuts up the east coast media's yapping and arrogance. Anything except the Rams doing well.

>>153248299
Rasms projection

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>Who needs the QB that won us 14 games? We got JJ McCarthy!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>153248608
McCarthy actually looked good in his last 4 games

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>yfw Dem Boyz win da owl in 2027

>>153248237
We get a lot of quakes every day most of which are too small to be felt. I literally live 10 miles away from the San Andreas fault

>>153248621
>Karls Green Slime
As a leftist, I am new to Jewish stereotypes. Can someone explain?

>>153248723
Big fan of the reading comprehension

Why would the Vikings regret letting Darnold go? It's not like he was great this year. He had a completely average season with some of the best weapons in the league at his disposal and a top defense. The Seahawks are winning with him filling the QB slot. He's not carrying that team.

Darnold is doing okay but he's basically the Brock Purdy of the Seahawks. A very average QB being elevated by a top roster. If they don't go all the way this year, it will be because of him. Darnold isn't a franchise QB and this year really wasn't any different. He just went from bad rosters with bad stats to an excellent roster and average stats.

>>153248732
Because they bet on fucking Mccarthy to replace him

>>153248729
Oh so it's just an exorcist reference? I didn't know if it was a specific thing as I've seen the stereotype that Jews vomit randomly to attack people.

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>Why would the Vikings regret letting Darnold go? It's not like he was great this year. He had a completely average season with some of the best weapons in the league at his disposal and a top defense. The Seahawks are winning with him filling the QB slot. He's not carrying that team.

>Darnold is doing okay but he's basically the Brock Purdy of the Seahawks. A very average QB being elevated by a top roster. If they don't go all the way this year, it will be because of him. Darnold isn't a franchise QB and this year really wasn't any different. He just went from bad rosters with bad stats to an excellent roster and average stats.

>>153247567
We will only see that at the TPUSA halftime show, where Erika Kirk will cackle maniacally and sacrifice 5 Romanian children.

>>153248746
Who cares? Darnold is a known commodity and he didn't do any better this year than any other year. He's just on a better team. His overall performance and stats this year are literally identical to his 2018 and 2019 seasons on the Jets.

People are acting like the Vikings let a hall of fame QB go and that Darnold is now elite and it's hilariously delusional. They weren't going to go all the way this year or any following years with Darnold at QB. Betting on McCarthy was unironically a better decision than keeping Darnold and trying to go all the way with him.

The Seahawks having the personnel to carry Darnold over the hump does not mean the Vikings also had that personnel. The Vikings already tried the formula of keeping an average guy around and building an elite team around him(Kirk Cousins) and accomplished nothing in it. Why would they do it for another 5+ years with Darnold who has now had almost a decade of showing who he is?

>>153248783
They are hyping him up because of PSD (Patriots Derangement Syndrome). They did the same thing with Stidham, Stroud, and even Herbie. In reality Darnold might still be that soft ass QB who will always be a Jet... or he won't. We get to find out this week!

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>>153248783
>The Vikings already tried the formula of keeping an average guy around and building an elite team around him(Kirk Cousins) and accomplished nothing in it.
So now theyre attempting the strategy of keeping a retarded zoomer around? Lmao.

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>>153248816
You've awakened the BEAST.

>>153248816
its not if the qb is average or not, its if he is relatively cheap. Rookic ontract qb's are cheap, and guys like darnold are gonna be cheaper than those top 10 guys

>>153248816
They tried a strategy of betting on trying to get a franchise QB, yes. The gamble failed. But that does not make it the wrong decision.

I just find it weird that people have created this narrative that Darnold was some major loss to the organization or that he's now a top QB when nothing has changed and he's the same guy he always was. Not the first time this narrative has been pushed but I don't get how people keep falling for it(Geno, Tannehill, Mac Jones, Darnold, Jimmy G, Daniel Jones, etc).

Wins are not a QB stat. Playing for a good team does not make you a good QB. Darnold is an average QB. If the Seahawks win this SB, it won't be because of him. If the Seahawks lose this SB, it will likely be because of him.

I’m black

>>153248871
Who cares. Plenty of black people post here. Two of our resident tripfags(Carmageddon and Bucme) are black.

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What an absolute dangeruss tweet

>>153248893
>FBI releases a pic of Epstein hugging Russ and an email of Russ discussing the specific ages of the children he's bringing to the island like Howard Lutnick did
Russ bros...

>>153248893
I believe him desu. Russ is a weirdo and a bit unlikable but he's not some blood sucking jewish pedophile

>>153248871
how come you guys dont like mayo but you do like every sauce made with mayo?

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>>153248869
>mfw reading your post

>>153248893
yes russ, youre rich, we know

Let's be honest, your face was blank reading it and you didn't even chuckle.

>>153248912
Vikings watch Fartnold put up 3 points in his first playoff start, so they made the very reasonable bet that they couldn't win a SB with him. It was not the wrong decision

>>153248893
It's so annoying when Satan calls you out of the blue and tries to sell you some aircraft or watercraft or recreational vehicle, like dude get a real job.

>>153248893
>Not TODAY satan!
Why is this so funny
What a weird thing to say kek
It's like he's openly admitting he's a lunatic that openly struggles with resisting the urge to interact with kiddy diddlers
Almost like pedosknee

In the midst of the Seahawks vs Patriots 2026 Super Bowl, I'm going to make the not outlandish, and absolutely based in the inevitable outcome of reality that the Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl next year.

why is the thread fucking locked

>>153248964
It's not, bro.

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where's he throwing

>>153248893
Satan BTFO

>>153248986
The real question is why did DJ stop running? Why is he jogging?

>>153248379
lol only retards on /sp/ still dwell on that 10 years later

get help lmao

>>153248931
>It was not the wrong decision
Lol. Vikings would have never won a superbowl with Darnold, they will never win a superbowl with anyone, but Darnold will win a superbowl and the Vikings will miss the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row.

>>153249000
>throwing for 40 yards when you only need 15
ben "based retard" johnson

>>153248871
Ayo wassup

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Me a cowboys fan can't believe Jerry Jones is not in the Epstein files

>>153249001
It's one of the most infamous NFL plays of all time. Of course people mention it. People think of it literally every time the Seahawks are in a goal line situation. There are certain plays/games that are immortal. Tuck rule, Malcolm Butler interception, 28-3, Miami Miracle, 13-3, 18-1, etc. Seahawks will never escape that play just like the Falcons will never escape 28-3 and being nervous when they get any kind of big lead.

>>153248732
>>153248783
KWAB

>>153249031
Jerry Jones is a goy

>>153249011
There's no reason not to throw for 40 yards if the option is open over 15 yards. You are a massive retard. Why would you make a longer field goal for your kicker in cold/icy conditions?

>>153249049
That area of the field didnt look open to me, in fact it look very well covered.

>>153249049
Gayleb hits like 5% of his deep passes lol

>>153249009
You're making a pretty giant assumption there. Vikings fans are going to have an awful lot of ammo laughing at you retards if the Seahawks lose. I've never seen people so cocky and arrogant over the outcome over a SB over a team that isn't even a 5 point favorite.

It's over I'm gonna kill myself after Super Bowl

>>153249115
Cool, have fun bro.

>>153249031
His name like Kraft might be under a black box.

>>153249115
Won't you have frozen to death by then?

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Im laughing at chicago when caleb naturally regresses and then the media starts blaming ben johnson for all their issues kek

>>153249036
lol nope /sp/ is literally the only place who still posts the webm daily

for 10 years you have been doing this

>>153249066
It was open. It was a bad route run by DJ and on top of that, he didn't actually sprint to where he was supposed to be to get the ball. 90% the receiver's fault there for taking way too wide of a crossing route and not actually sprinting in a game critical situation. If he does his job, that's either a W for the Bears or an incompletion at worst. 10% Caleb's fault for throwing slightly too far to the right.

I'm not going to keep arguing about this endlessly because I already destroyed the retard that endlessly keeps posting that webm and repeating his dipshit retard opinion over and over again(they should have dinked and dunked because a bad thing happened!!! 15 yards>40 yards!!) no matter how many times it's destroyed so there's really nothing left to say about it. He can continue being a retard and having a stupid opinion. It's not like he's going to change his mind or accept that he was wrong after losing the argument for the 11th time.

>>153249138
I can name about 20 different media networks who have aired that play in the last week.

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>>153249140
>reeee it's the receiver fault caleb is an inaccurate bitch and threw the ball right to a defender

>>153249159
OK do it

>>153249115
Join the Russian army

>>153249085
Eh, even if he loses he's already won more playoff games and comference championships than McCarthy ever will. So the only thing Vikings fans have to be happy about is that he played in a superbowl and didn't win one. Seems spiteful, a little pathetic honestly.

>>153249188
participation in the whites vs whites war is jewish

>>153249223
After how much shit you guys have talked, they would be justified in laughing at how cocky you were in believing Darnold was legit.

>>153249245
>they
You're not fooling anyone lol

>>153249138
It's the only play anyone remembers that involves the seahawks lmao

>>153249238
Are you guys white? I thought you were slavs.

>>153249085
NTA but really? i mean, really? vikings fans are going to laugh at us for making the SB? you sorry sons of whores would kill to be in a SB. lmao listen to this guy

>>153249278
Fail mary, we want the ball and we're going to score, beast quake, the list goes on....

Sham Putin

>>153246765
Sounds kinda gay bro

>>153247061
Wow, why is that one guys nose so big haha

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>can't lose the superbowl if you don't even make the playoffs

>>153249287
>NTA but really? i mean, really? vikings fans are going to laugh at us for making the SB?
Yes. I think they would laugh at you for losing after you guys felt so sure and confident that Darnold was the real deal and spent all of this time shitposting like he was elite only for him to disappoint you in the end.

I'm not a Vikings fan. It's funny that people assume that any time I comment on any other team that I must be a fan of that team. That other retard in this thread that keeps trying to blame Caleb Williams for the Bears losing to the Rams also thinks I'm a Bears fan.

Is it really that hard to envision everyone laughing at the Seahawks if they lose after all that talk of Darnold being a new man?

Jerry Jones is into adult black men, he's not a pedo

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>>153249392
I think Jeff would've satisfied Jeruh's peculiar appetites.

>>153249326
You sick fuck.

>>153247648
I don't believe you. I've tried anchovies and I have an open mind about these kind of things and I have come to the conclusion that it is a pure hipster topping and nobody actually likes it. It tastes like cheap, extremely salty cat food.

It's not even an acquired taste thing and it's not manly. It just tastes like cheap, poor quality food. There's no reason to put it on anything and there's a reason nobody buys it.

>>153249140
insane cope and seethe

>>153249389
thats a nice long cope post but the truth is sam darnold has improved. he is in the super bowl. why? because he went to a better organization. sam darnold made the sorry vikings organization better. the seahawks organization made sam darnold better.

he threw for 346 yds, 3 touchdowns, 0 interceptions or turnovers against the rams in the NFCCG. what more can one ask for

youve lost your marbles

>zero black coaches hired
>highest profile black coach in NFL history effectively fired

Nature is healing

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>>153249479
>Kaguya's Top Gal

>>153249469
didnt the vikings just fire their black gm?

>>153249479
Ghilly is def best girl of the two. What team does she support, lads?

>>153249455
>the truth is sam darnold has improved.
Wrong.

>he is in the super bowl. why? because he went to a better organization.
There you go. You just solved the puzzle for why Darnold "seems better" but actually isn't.

>sam darnold made the sorry vikings organization better. the seahawks organization made sam darnold better.
Kirk Cousins is objectively a better quarterback than Sam Darnold is and has done more for the Vikings than Darnold ever did.

>he threw for 346 yds, 3 touchdowns, 0 interceptions or turnovers against the rams in the NFCCG. what more can one ask for
Which is a one game sample. We have a lot of other games on record where he didn't play that well. And if he doesn't play well in the Super Bowl and loses them that game, I somehow doubt people are going to care very much about the one game he did play well in the Conference Championship.

Darnold is an average NFL QB. Nothing has changed. He's the same guy he was on the Jets. He has the same statlines and everything. He has a ridiculous amount of help right now and even has JSN, the #1 guy in the league, and the only thing that has gone up is his completion %. His only outlier year was when he played for the Vikings.

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>2 TDS, 0 INTS, 62% Comp, 92.5 RTG
>4 TDS, 5 INTs, 52% Comp, 65.9 RTG
He Won

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>>153248379
Sorry zoomer the defining moment will always be
>we want the ball we're gonna score

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Oh, hey caleb

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defend this

>Darnold takes teams from missing the playoffs to 1 seed contention
>anon gets mindbroken
Sammy make ya seethe?

>>153249551
I don’t think their tweet is conveying the message to us that they’re intending.

>>153249509
>wins 30 games in 2 seasons
>average
>We have a lot of other games on record where he didn't play that well
the seahawks lost 3 games all season by a combined 9pts.
>a lot

no its almost as if you just figured it out. yes all the other players around darnold has made it easier for him and allowed him to succeed. he didnt choke when he played for the vikings. its just a sorry organization with sorry personel. he could have stayed with them for 10 years and never win a playoff game. if the seahawks lose on sunday it wont be because of sam darnold. you are not very good at this and should retire

>>153249551
Easier to defend this than it is to defend the Vikings getting rod of Sam Darbold and keeping MaCarthy

Why do NFCNegro leadheads get cucked by coastGODS so often

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>>153249509
Slow your roll, pardner, there's always time to enjoy the full flavor, rugged consistency, and organizational elevation of The Darnold. Yes sir, no matter if it's the NFC's best, or the Jester Guild, The Darnold will be by your side on the way to better things.

>>153249590
it's actually funny that the only instances of overt racism I've ever experienced were trying to get a hooker. Understandable though since it's technically not allowed and better to paint with a broad brush to protect yourself

>>153249590
Um, excuse sir? What even is this post?

>>153249551
This was an odd year since almost half of the available positions were taken by coaches with HC experience (Stefanski, Harbaugh, McCarthy, Saleh). But zero taken is indefensible. Flores and Joseph are more qualified than Mike LaFleur and Jeff Hafley.

>>153249551
N

>>153249589
It's the difference between a court jester and a knight of the round table

>throws for over 4k yards
>wins 16 games

b-b-but he had a lot of bad games

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>>153249551
I voted for this

>not TODAY satan

>>153249612
A deli on the Upper East Side on Sunday morning.

I hope Travis wins the Man of the Year award, and he announces his retirement in his speech.

>>153249575
>wins are a QB stat
Absolute retard. So Stafford was dogshit on the Lions and he just got a lot better when he went to the Rams, right? That was just Stafford evolving that lined up with him moving to a better team.

Same thing with Goff. Magical transformation when he went to a shitty team and suddenly started losing. Incredible.

Darnold doesn't play defense you fucking idiot. Darnold has plenty of shit games all over his resume.

>if the seahawks lose on sunday it wont be because of sam darnold.
It is exceedingly likely that if the Seahawks lose on Sunday, Darnold is a major reason for it.

Trying to talk to you is a waste of time. I recognize you as that retard that was recently like "They shouldn't have penalized Woolen and should have just let them play, but no, I'm not saying they shouldn't have thrown the flag". You are a brickheaded dipshit retard.

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how can we get based lynn his superintendent job back?

>>153249658
This nigga at the J.G. Melon

>>153249502
Pedosknee is in the files

>>153249674
I mean, if I was I wouldn't dox myself.
>>153249670
Not very kosher.

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>*curses the bears less than a year after the last one wore off*

>>153249535
>literally the greatest moment in the history of the Super Bowl, if not top 3
>kek "it's actually a WC game"

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>>153249663
This is irrelevant; the sneedhawks are winning the owl.

>>153249663
why do you keep bringing up other people in an attempt to make your point? i said the seahawks organization made sam darnold better and you keep trying to pretend that isnt the case while agreeing with me at the same time. you are right he doesnt play defense just like he didnt when he played for the vikings and nor did he play o-line. its the most team sport there is, when you have a good team good things happen and in order to have a good team you need a good organization

congratulations you figured it out, the lions suck as an organization compared to the rams much like the vikings suck compared the the seahawks

sam darnold was not the problem at minnesota. theres a reason they have never won a SB and never will. its hilarious you think you are replying to the same people over and over when its like 20 different people pointing out what a moron you are

>>153249696
It's a big deal for the Patriots, but it was topped in the SB by the Falcons comeback and Foles shootout.

1 more week until your gay ass sport goes away for 7 months. Bye bye apesmash lovers. Funny how the toughest sport is settled by a twink kicking a ball

>>153249726
>It's a big deal for the Patriots, but not the Seahawks
It's mainly remembered as "Should've given the ball to Beast Mode"

>>153249630
Darnold's statline on the Jets in 2018:
4-9 record
57.7%CMP 220.4y/g 1.31TD/g 1.15INT/g

Darnold's statline on the Jets in 2019:
7-6 record
61.9%CMP 232.6y/g 1.46TD/g 1.00INT/g

Darnold's statline on the Seahawks in 2025:
14-3 record
67.7%CMP 238.1y/g 1.47TD/g .82INT/g

So Darnold being "reborn into a new and elite QB on the Seahawks" with a top defense and a top offense with JSN is worth *checks* 5.8%CMP, 5.5 yards per game, 0.01 more TDs per game and .18 fewer interceptions per game over playing for the Jets. What an incredible turnaround, truly unbelievable how much more work he did for the Seahawks organization compared to his time on the Jets. Surely that 14-3 record is all thanks to Darnold.

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>>153249739
Those stats are wildly better, are you incapable of understanding them?

>>153249725
Yes or no: you were the dipshit claiming that Woolen shouldn't have been penalized and the refs should have let them play.

Yes or no: Darnold is an average quarterback and the only reason he seems better at all is because he switched to an organization with better personnel. He has not improved in the slightest.

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>>153249751
>EPA by season

SBMVP Sammy got 'em SEETHING

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So are the Lions going to rework Goff's contract? imo their window is closing fast, with the division competition and their cheap talent from the Stafford trade needing to get paid.

>>153249756
yes, you are a total moron

>>153249726
The Malcolm Butler interception is iconic and a big deal to the entire league. It's one of the most talked about plays in NFL history. What the fuck are you even talking about you retard?