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Deadline Day Edition

>Saturday 31st January
Brighton & Hove Albion 1- 1 Everton
Leeds United 0 - 4 Arsenal
Wolverhampton Wanderers 0 - 2 AFC Bournemouth
Chelsea 3 - 2 West Ham United
Liverpool 4 - 1 Newcastle United

>Sunday 1st February
Aston Villa 0-1 Brentford
Manchester United 3-2 Fulham
Nottingham Forest 1-1 Crystal Palace
Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Manchester City

>Monday 2nd February
Sunderland vs Burnley (8:00pm)
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Anime
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Is for paedophiles
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Blacked
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>>153239604
>>153239604
>>153239604

Already a thread.

MODS OP IS SPAMMING/FLOODING THE CATALOGUE
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I love /trans/ lads
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>>153248349
Erm based I will be using this thank you anon
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prefect anon is going to FREAK
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>>153248368
MODS HE'S SPAMMING THIS GIF
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this is the thread
>>153248368
this anon is OBSESSED with trannies
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Totternam are 14th
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I miss the old SSN before they started hiring more DEI slags
Club Foot by Kasabian
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>>153248411
you're here
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Someone's vexed
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WHAT A FUCKING BORING DEADLINE DAY SOMEONE MAKE SOME FUCKING SIGNINGS
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hey i'm new to /epl/
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>>153248415
I still remember seeing the dildo guy's tweet being retweeted onto my timeline before he did it. Truly a magical time.
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>>153248349
Thanks for making this thread, OP. Didn't see another one in the catalog.
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Gary Cotterill needs to rope
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>>153248349
>Mateta transfer called off
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wat happened to mcneil he was good at bumley
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>>153248519
>he was good at bumley
He got 1 G/A in an entire season once
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All in here

>>153239604
>>153239604
>>153239604
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>>153248415
>I miss the old SSN before they started hiring more DEI slags
>Club Foot by Kasabian
they used to have that over hyped Kate abdo
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>>153248529
Yeah but the entire team were shit that season
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>>153248538
is everything ok pal?
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>>153248538
Nah we'll stay here and discuss football. You can stick to your characterfaggotry over there x
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this thread is dead and will prolly get deleted soon cuz its like a duplicate or whatever anyways move here
>>153248538
>>153248538
>>153248538
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>>153248555
as has long been established, duplicates don't get deleted anymore.
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>>153248553
done him
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>David spamming his thread here
>no new replies in his thread while he's posting here
Kek. Glad Tonali didn't go to Arsenal, he wouldn't start and Arsenal don't deserve him
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>>153248587
tonali is overrated lmao
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>ricardo pepi didn't go to fulham
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Tonali is shite la
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>Done deal: Strand Larsen joins Crystal Palace
if mateta really will be out for months due to required surgery then it makes sense they went ahead with it
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>>153248611
Is he getting benched for the rest of the season then?
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For the good of the integrity of the sport they should stop Serie A players from coming to the prem and lowering the standard
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>>153248611
Damn that's actually a decent signing
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>>153248611
so who have wolves got now
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>>153248549
desu you’re legit gay if you wouldn’t
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>>153248638
Yes
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>>153248638
they wanted adam armstrong but that was part of a chain of transfers that might not have gone ahead
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>>153248641
>desu you’re legit gay if you wouldn’t
saying a walled slag is over hyped doesn't mean i wouldn't
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>>153248639
kek it's just tradition atp
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>>153248638
They just signed Armstrong from Southampton. Clearly preparing for life in the Champ which 2bh is a pretty smart tactic. Don't wanna end up like Leicester or the other perma-champ teams
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£20m for Dwight Mcneil is insane
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>>153248675
mint
thought armstrong was a lot older than 28 desu
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>>153248684
>dunkingonjanny.jpg

Blatant ban evasion
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>Chelsea will have completed around 11 deals with Strasbourg by the end of the transfer window.
How is this even legal?
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>>153248697
whoa chill out schizo, stick to your own flopped threads so the non-degenerates can have some peace
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>>153248686
10 million for him being English
10 million for him being a Prem player
0 million for his ability
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>>153248706
It's a Chelsea and City world
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>>153248662
So you’re gay then
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>Kalvin Phillips is stil a Man City player
Wew
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>>153248751
gay for saying I'd shag Kate abwog? Yeah I guess
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>>153248751
so you're a simp then
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>>153248753
https://www.sufc.co.uk/news/2026/february/02/kalvin-phillips-signs/

>this has actually happened in the year 2026
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ynr when city paid 45mil pounds for kalvin Phillips
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>>153248779
He's still on Man City's books though. Seems like a lifetime ago he signed.
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>>153248781
I know, I'm just saying it's remarkable he's gone to Blades.
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Palace sign Strand Larsen

Mateta not going anywhere because of his dodgy knee
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>>153248779
Xhaka and Phillips will do wonders
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>>153248779
His stamina must be wrecked
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>>153248684
KEK David do be brown though
Just like most manure customers
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Why didn't Manchester United get European football this season?
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>>153248798
>Palace finally have depth for 1 position
>Only because Milan found his knee is plastic
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>>153248829
Because they didn't draw any of the Welsh clubs in the cups.
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>>153248829
It's okay, a lack of European football will surely help them go on a good cup run.
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>>153248829
like glastonbury or the ashes, they take a year off sometimes
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did palace try selling an old motor to milan knowing that the entire underside is being held together by rust
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>>153248840
but....
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>>153248845
Do they not understand that Serie A clubs do exactly this all the time.
They can smell the scam a mile away because they are the masters of it
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>>153248852
>Discarding the FA cup

ABU
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From the Sheff Utd website:
>In recent seasons Phillips, nicknamed the Yorkshire Pirlo, has enjoyed loan spells in the Premier League at West Ham United and Ipswich Town.
Did Pirlo get signed by Juventus and sat on the bench there for four years?
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>>153248845
that's not nice to say about french people
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>>153248866
I'm tired and unironically read that as "The Yorkshire Pudding"
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Lily Phillips can sit on my sofa
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>>153248874
that would probably be a better nickname after four years of sitting about.
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>>153248866
The yorkshire pirlo? first time hearing that, must be a Leeds name
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someone just made a /comfy/ + /epl/ thread
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>>153248891
more like /autism/ + /autism/
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looking forward to seeing him play against arsenal tomorrow
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>>153248891
I made it. Not a competitor to /epl/. Just wanted a place to have a slower moving chat with anons about epl.
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>>153248888
>>153248888
>>153248888
>>153248888
based comfy quads
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>>153248908
take your fucking meds
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>>153248891
fair enough this place is full of weird baiting schizo freakazoids anyways, i might just go there instead
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>>153248902
Anon.....
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I completely forgot Burnley exists
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>>153248890
it was
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>>153248866
He's not even the half cast Perillo
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Why are you shitting up the comfy thread? I stated clearly that it's not a replacement for this thread
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>>153248908
sinking like a stone in a catalogue near you
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Other thread is filled with anime and schizo posting. This is the thread.
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the "comfy" thread seems to be a containment thread for the biggest schizos
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6 /epl/s lads that's insane
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dave there have to be better ways to spend 14 hours in your cramped bangladeshi call centre than bumping your threads until all hours of the night (stop only to impotently report posts and roll over to masturbate (he calls it gooning))
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>>153248965
hasidic david has a desperate need to be OP. he made the last thread after manure were getting the piss taken out of them
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>>153248971
fucking hell that's hilarious
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>>153248971
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I'M HOWLING
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>Done deal: Sheffield Wednesday have signed Zimbabwean midfielder, Marvelous Nakamba, on a free transfer, a deal until the end of the season after he departed Luton Town.
I think they should wait until he's good enough to lift Wednesday off the bottom of the table before they start praising him.
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going to watch sunderland burnley?
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>>153248993
Kek. Incredible he was once on the books of Villa.
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>>153248474
>>153248467
>>153248411
Kwab
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fair price for these 3?
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>>153248995
>watching parkerball

might go for a nice long hot bath
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>>153249021
Slowly getting whiter, palace bros...
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>For his similar style of play, Phillips was given the nickname "Yorkshire Pirlo" by Leeds fans in homage to Andrea Pirlo.[103][104] Pirlo himself has labelled Phillips a "bit of a regista",[105]
Why don't they nickname him the "bit of a regista" instead? The Italian Phillips said so.
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>>153249021
100m seems reasonable
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>>153249018
dave is going to be vexxxed by this, you know he planned his evening around reporting posts til the wee hours
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any reason to watch sunderland or bumley?
burnley arent interesting anymore to me
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>>153249051
tighten up the relegation battle innit
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>>153249057
Ok guess i will watch to see Scott Parker get kwabbed
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it's >our time now
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>>153249051
>anymore
They haven't been interesting for many years. Only thing of any note will be Scott Parker lasting the season.
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Shay Lacey 2 goals vs West Brom u21s
Bright futures for the Young Devils!
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>>153249047
kirdblt
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Shay Lacey gets his hattrick! 3-1
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Okonkwo (OG)
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>>153249457
you what
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>>153248753
>>153248781
Daily reminder he's on £150k/pw and still has 3 years left on his deal with City
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BREAKING: Foreign owned megacorp interested in signing random foreigner
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Did I miss any late /trans/ madness?
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>>153250090
Yes. I took her home late at night and didn't find out until one of us whipped a cock out and it wasn't me.
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No new CM for my United :(
Ugarkek sub for the rest of the season it is
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Not a fan of this baggie jeans trend
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>Dwight McNeil move from Everton to Crystal Palace off. Deal sheet submitted in time + 26yo #EFC winger completed medical. But after Mateta sale collapsed #CPFC changed terms from £20m purchase to loan with buy obligation & then pulled out
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>>153250185
They tried to scam TWO clubs in one day?
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>>153250162
these niggas looking like me when i was 9 years old and decided to try on my dad's trousers
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OI LIVERSISSY NO! PACK IT IN!
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>>153249773
Yeah and what
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>>153249773
Random foreigner don't go
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>>153250185
lel what the fuck is parish doing
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Good window lads. Dare I say it, a cheeky play-offs appearance?
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Did the disasi deal collapse or is it still being negotiated somehow?
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>>153250523
>… and Axel Disasi’s move from Chelsea to West Ham is belatedly confirmed. It’s a loan deal for the 27-year-old French centre-back, which was widely expected to go through today, and it has. The London Stadium fax machine (or modern equivalent) is in perfect working order.
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>>153249021
2 pakis and a fatty, ffs palace have some respect
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>>153250557
glad to see >we left the most important business right to the last second and got the unwanted cutoffs from local rivals
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Get rid of the January transfer window.
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>>153250557
Dude should be rusty as fuck
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>>153250818
>rusty as fuck
perfect for The Irons™
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wtf i forgot chelsea actually released sterling
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Hugo is the new Romario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FN4AGq2VA0
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>>153250835
End of an era
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>>153250257
English teams used to have English players in them
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my boy sanchy isn't in epstein files :D
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that's an expensive jacket
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>>153253400
that's weird. was just on my spanish duolingo and that was one of the sentences
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Why are there 9 epl threads in the catalog?
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>>153253859
There's 5, you missed the slashes. To answer your actual question: severe autism.
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>From embarrassing tifos to the groundbreaking AFTV, Arsenal’s supporters are increasingly regarded as undignified weirdos
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>>153253859
Someone once posted "Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney", and a certain someone has never recovered from it.
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>Harvey Elliott is expected to stay at Aston Villa for the remainder of the campaign after failing to find an agreement on a return to Liverpool.

>Club sources say there had been no progress or recent discussions on the removal of the 10-game obligation that exists in the deal for Elliott, which indicates that Villa need to pay a permanent fee between £30-35m to sign the 22-year-old permanently.

>If Villa wished to end the agreement they would have to pay to a termination fee, while Liverpool did not want to recall Elliott. As it stands, the situation remains the same, with Elliott staying until the end of the campaign.
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>>153253859
it needs to be more so we can get the mods' attention to start banning duplicate threads. assuming the mods even exist on this godforsaken outer-board anymore, that is
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>>153253887
>football's flat earthers
kek pretty accurate, imagine what they will come out with if they bottle it again
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Is this actually embarrassing for Arsenal? Come on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gU277dBf8I
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>>153253936
disaster all round
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>>153253887
ya the biggest embarrassment is Starmer
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>>153253887
Bizarre article. Football is an emotional game, every football fan overcelebrates their team winning and has a meltdown when their team loses. Then usually you get on with your life for the rest of the week until the next match, but of course you're not going to see that if you're only looking at online fan forums and Youtube channels which are specifically made to discuss football and nothing else.
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>>153254002
it accurately describes how arsenal customers are seen nothing bizarre about it
they are called cringe fc for a reason
maybe it hit too close to home for you?
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>>153253887
https://archive.is/pGsZh

>Arteta is the LinkedIn manager, like a more handsome Spanish version of Jake Humphrey. At the Emirates there is psychobabble in big letters along the corridors: “This is our time.” On another wall is written: “Our non-negotiables: discipline, leadership, dominate, compete.”

lmao spot on
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>>153253887
This applies to every club in the top 6
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>>153254049
>top 6
Slop 6*
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>>153254013
It's no different to any other fanbase. Liverpool were running away with the league last season and you could still see online posts saying Van Dijk and Salah were finished or that Konate was dogshit. Then you have a club like Real Madrid, who are objectively the most successful football club in history, and their fans still think there are conspiracies against their team.

Plus the whole "I'm an X fan, but I'm definitely not like all those other X fans" is an embarrassing position to take in general. It's just pure clout chasing. Most people who aren't idiots recognise that you don't tar entire groups with the same brush.
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>>153253887
>Fans of other clubs looked on with derision as Arsenal appropriated tifos (their reputation has barely recovered from the shame of the little cannon unveiled for the Champions League semi-final against Paris St-Germain last season), the brass band and the anthem North London Forever, which was adopted way back in the mists of time in, er, 2022. The “Ashburton Ultras” try to bring a European flavour to the Emirates. It feels inauthentic because it is. The sad thing is that Arsenal has a history of its own, but acts as if it wants somebody else’s.
lmao brutal but accurate
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>>153254060
just because other clubs have cringe youtubers or will moan about refs having it out for them doesn't stop cringe fc being exceptionally cringe
you are comparing clubs with a limp to a club without any legs
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>>153254065
>(their reputation has barely recovered from the shame of the little cannon unveiled for the Champions League semi-final against Paris St-Germain last season)
I'd forgotten how bad that was. I don't like the Holmesdale Fanatics whatsoever but at least their tifos have effort put into them.
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>>153254112
i turned to my wife when i saw that 'tifo' and said "no way these cunts are winning this tie now" and she nodded her head in agreement
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>>153254075
Even if we accept that Arsenal have the worst fanbase in football, context is just as important as content when it comes to media literacy. Why do you think this article was released now? Arsenal have had a good weekend in terms of results, it looks like they're champions elect and they are in a strong position for the other 3 competitions too. Some football fans of other clubs are struggling to come to terms with the fact that Arsenal will win the league, I would assume a lot of these are Man U fans who are coming to the realisation that soon they will be the new big club with an embarrassing title drought that everyone laughs at. Many of these fans would have been those that jumped on the bandwagon during the Fergie/Wenger days, so Arsenal in particular are a source of their hatred (over Man U's traditional rivals like Liverpool, City or Leeds).

And articles like this are just profiting off traffic from people who like to spend their free time seething about Arsenal, not really any different from the reactionary youtube content they are trying to mock. You'd expect this content from a random fan rambling online, but not an established media outlet like the Telegraph. Ultimately you have to accept that this is the state of modern "journalism", but it's still sad.
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Insipid pet peeve of mine is when people use the term “big” or “small” to describe a club specifically when arguing about which club is “bigger”. Such an abstract descriptor are you talking about achievements or popularity or arbitrarily ascribing a weighed value to both of the former in an attempt to mathematize statements. Like you’re an adult find more accurate words to explain what you’re thinking. It always reminds me of that creepy or wet gym copypasta in how nonsensical those adjectives are.
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Don't celebrate goals
Don't get upset over losses
It's weird
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>>153254156
>they will be the new big club with an embarrassing title drought that everyone laughs at.
This incorrectly assumes that isn't already the case.
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>>153254156
>media literacy
does your boyfriend know you're on 4chan?
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Meanwhile mention the actually-embarrassing state of the Yid Army and get banned
Protected species even on 4chan
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>>153254176
cool it with the antisemitism
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>>153254176
I hit the button every time you type the word solely to make you seethe.
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>>153254216
based shit stirrer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNmxddPMU8Y
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>>153253887
>‘I married into the Jewish community – there are certain doors I can't follow my children through’
George Chesterton is content to be the outsider in his family
right so he's a not so secret yid then
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>>153254040
>undignified weirdos
>football's flat earthers
is the article writing about aw?
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>>153254168
It also incorrectly assumes that Arsenal are a big club.
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>>153254326
>flag
every time
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>>153254216
dave how does it feel impotently reporting posts all day for weeks on end? fulfilling i'm sure
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>>153253887
Arsenal fans are probably the most passive I've ever met. They are rarely serious people. Chelsea, Villa, and especially Liverpool and United fans are way too serious will probably throttle you if you mention haysel or moyes or something.
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>>153253859
there should be some built in mechanic on 4chan where if you create ten flopped threads in a row you are prevented from making a new thread. It turns the board into a clutter, it kills an existing thread just so a new flop can sink like a stone in the catalogue
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ordered some Christmas decorations 80% off, just a short ten month wait to put them up!
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Arsenal have won the PL this season so feel free to type whatever bile you wish about us.
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>>153253887
That tifo wasn't even from the fans, was it? I think the fans had something else but the club blocked it and came up with that one themselves?
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>>153254457
yes it's just bile from fans of loser clubs
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looks like his dubbed anime has unlocked the word 'bile'
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>>153254476
Well, no. It's from your own club. But the fans aren't to blame for it. Or maybe they are because I don't know what the original was supposed to be and why it was blocked in the first place.
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>>153254484
yes and you've got how much more bile to spread about Arsenal?
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Which one of you was this
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>cheeky bit of banter in the newspapers (from one of their own no less) calling them flat earthers
>the lads have a giggle
>better reply to everyone with the word bile to show how not bothered i am
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Not being funny but if Arsenal are flat-earthers, why do they refuse to play the ball on the ground?
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If you think bile is an uncommon or unusual word then you are thick as pigshit and your opinions are worthless.
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I haven't seen the word "pigshit" for many years. Or "bile".
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you haven't seen a vagina for years either, pussy
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>>153254542
what other words and phrases do you think we say?
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>>153253952
God only knows
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>more talking about Arsenal
i'm okay with that since we've won the Premier this season
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just counting my chickens lads
why no they haven't hatched yet, why do you ask?
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how about you count all the PLs your team is gonna win this season? oh wait, i'll do it for you. ZERO
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>"Thought of Tonali doing the same as Isak was enough for Howe to meet with him. He admitted that he cannot commit his long term future to the club. Arsenal,despite making no attempt to sign him in January, have already indicated he would be a potential player of interest" -Luke Edwards
>Cuckcastle
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>>153254691
>trusting anything Luke Edwards says after the summer shitshow
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Arseanal love getting cucked and fucked by Manchester United. It's in their genes.
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>>153254499
That's Pearsey for you
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>>153253887
>Arteta is the LinkedIn manager, like a more handsome Spanish version of Jake Humphrey.
kek mad accurate
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>>153254216
Based
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>>153253859
Someone said "scousaar" and it was an instant hit. After, a seething Liverpool fan has tried their hardest to deflect onto every other fanbase. E.g. muh arsewog, muh dave, muh did army.
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>>153255159
>scousaar
Kek
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>>153254156
>reactionary youtube content they are trying to mock
you mean "reactive".
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>>153254798
pigged up landwhale
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>>153255215
Thick cunts who watch football constantly accuse each other of being “reactionary” when they mean reactive it’s hilarious. Can’t even quickly google the meaning of words
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>>153255215
that word doesnt sound right either desu
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>>153255390
i would just say react youtube channels i think
reactionary is hilariously wrong for someone taking time out of their day to lecture us on media literacy though kek
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>>153255215
don't be so reactionary with definitions
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i still think Arsenal will bottle it, probably 90% chance they bottle it
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over a 1000 comments now from the flat earth society seething
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>>153255415
>from the flat earth society
to be fair you would want to publicly distance yourself if you were compared to gooners too
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>>153255405
If either City or Villa were very good atm I’d agree, but even when Arsenal fuck up the other teams aren’t performing consistently enough to capitalise on it.
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Got in a traffic accident last night lads. Some lady tboned my car on the driver side and I miraculously dont have a scratch on me. Finkin I should buy a lottery ticket
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>>153255630
at least say you are thinking of putting $20 on chelsea tonight so we can pretend you arent just /int/ blog posting
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>>153255633
report him anyway just to be safe!
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>>153255633
Forgot they were playing today tbf. Might just have to put a cheeky tenner down, ty m8
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Virgin Trans Dyke the Man Mounter
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>>153255812
wtf gay lol
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Anyone who says 'tifo' is a wanker
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imagine if arsenal win the league before united post ferguson do, how embarrassing
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cheeky win tonight (to and night) for ro'
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>>153255927
what do you call them
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>>153254176
It's David, he's a spurs sympathiser and he's a Y
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>>153254415
bodied him
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>>153255812
Klenk
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>>153255955
flags banners etc not some poncey italian word popularised by yanks on social media from 2016-present
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>Wayne Trooney still has xer seething months later
More thin skinned than these telegraph arsenal fans
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>>153255992
doesnt mean the same thing
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>>153255812
Zesty player
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ANOTHER flopped dave thread
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>>153255966
matchy is up
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Full strength chelsea vs weak arsenal. Damn. Merino and saka out for at least s few months.
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>>153255962
>>153255977
>>153256056
Shut the fuck up nobody likes you liversissy
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>>153255812
so gay
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kek he replied what a worked little crossdresser
Idk if i want chelsea or arsenal to lose more
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>>153255812
Kekd and Jotad
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Walk on!
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Mantroony melty, the flopped thread got to him KEK
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>>153256279
The Transfield Library needs to import more saars
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>>153256318
>transfield
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>>153256304
Comprehensive David Dilation
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>>153256336
Comprehensive Liversissy Troon out
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Jesus fucking christ i just found out Jude has an app, the JB5 app
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>>153256345
Klenk Jotad that freak
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>>153256351
OMG STFU LIVERSISSY STOP SAMEFAGGING
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Hi, 1st time posting here and I have a question. Who is Liversissy and why is he such an insufferable freak?
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>>153256336
klenk you know he's upset when he copies this
shades of Wayne Trooney
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>>153256381
He just got really mad because of "Transfield" and "Scousaars" and has been spamming the board ever since. Feel bad for the little runt.
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Flop thread after flop thread, must hurt to be rejected on /sp/
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>>153256279
why do they always look like this
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>>153256336
Comprehensive ABUGod Victory.
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>>153256409
Klenk bet liversissy is dilating in his 42% grave rn absolutely bodied that freak
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>>153256416
Well Liverpool IS the gay AND brown capital of the world :3
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>>153256409
Yup that's why David is having a meltdown live on /sp/
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>>153256222
>>153256444
Based trips. Can't believe Jotad preferred killing himself over having to step foot in Liverpool again.

Hope Chelsea win tonight GGCFC!
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I hate to say it but Liversissy is on the ropes rn
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>>153256450
his mood crashing like a plane in munich
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>>153256468
Or like a scousaar into a closed gate KLENK
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>>153256468
Think it's because of the realisation that Arsenal will win a Prem title before manure have post Ferguson KEK leave him with that
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>>153256466
Xhe hasn't been this butthurt since the dad entering her room event
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>>153255934
>imagine if arsenal win the league before united post ferguson do, how embarrassing
THAT PART
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>>153256474
Why didnt they just stop pushing...
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>>153256468
Kek manure players burning in hell
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>>153256499
Scousers aren't known for their high intelligence
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dave so eager to create another flop of a thread that sinks like a stone in the catalogue that he's stop masturbating long enough to spam in what had been a gangbusters of a thread to get us ever closer to bump limit (or 390 posts for him)
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>>153256499
>Man United 99 treble winning dubs
>scousers being crushed

Kek
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>>153256514
Kek
if we both left it would be one schizo rambling to himself while everyone is watching the arsenal match
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>>153256514
Try not to cry liversissy we're just having some footy banter
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>>153256499
Horrible HORRIBLE little bastards them scousers
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david letting the brits down when it comes to banter, he's got the patter of a lonely yank
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Liversissy on suicide watch
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>>153256564
Klenk
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>>153256514
>>153256527
Samefag
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just dawned on me that the library is closing soon so he needs to make his newest flop of a thread asap
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>>153256672
the emirates made you think of the library?
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>>153256672
Why is Anfield closing?
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>>153256693
subconsciously drew inspiration from the based chelsea supporters
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>>153256722
Kek it do be a library
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>lahndahn club vs lahndahn club
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ITT: one man talking to himself about his favourite club while a hockey fan shuts him up
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>>153256896
Kys liversissy
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>>153256923
Put that fag firmly in his place
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>transfield
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Absolute state of these two black london clubs. PL doing everything they can to help them in the league too. Fucking grim.
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>>153257207
Kek you've done it again
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I don't know what's more surprising, that arsenal didn't turn up for the semi final, or chelsea actually trying to win but couldn't even get past a sleepy arsenal team.
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>>153257810
i know its not a big cup but that was just utter slop
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>>153257810
neither of those are a surprise. you might be dim
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>>153257810
Arsenal were already 1 goal up, they didn't need to turn up.
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Why were Chelsea playing for a 0-0 draw today?
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Todd Boehly (rent boys club owner) was best friends with Epstein (child sex predator pimp).
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7011575/2026/01/31/todd-boehly-epstein-chelsea-lakers-dodgers/
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LITERALLY EVERYONE: I reckon Chelsea should try to actually do something here.

GARY NEVILLE: God Arsenal are terrible aren’t they?
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>>153258050
Both are right
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>>153255665
This did not work out in my favor.
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>>153258204
you'll be cursing you survived the crash after watching that shite i imagine
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So instead of watching football, David was being a spastic in here?
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Say what you want about female pundits, but the woman on ITV was literally the only one who seemed to realise at half-time that Chelsea were a goal down and Arsenal didn't need to get out of second gear.
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So instead of watching football, Liversissy was being a homo in here?
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>>153255812
Instant classic
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>>153258523
Many such cases
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>>153258250
rattled him with this one
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>>153258523
Afraid so
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>>153258250
He'll be talking to himself the rest of the night too, as it were.
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What a horrible night to be a homeless transexual from manchester.
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>>153258752
we dont give updates on our nights here
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>>153258774
Bodied that freak
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Kai Havertz, who has been injured for almost a year, now has the same open-play goals as Erling Haaland in 2026.
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>>153258752
that part
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Apparently Cole Palmer has a groin injury that is affecting his ability to play football, but he doesn't want to get surgery because it would rule him out for the World Cup. Does this thick cunt not realise he would be jeopardising his own country by trying to force his way into the team while he's not fully fit (not that he'd play ahead of Rodgers, Bellingham or Foden anyway).
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>>153258877
based if true
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>>153255812
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>Mykhailo Mudryk received a 1-month toxicity ban on FACEIT after squabbling with Polish players during CS games.
>Mudryk was mocking the volyn massacre in the chat where around 120.000 poles were massacred by ukrainian nazi collaborators during ww2
ynr mudkip
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Lads what color is rojunior? Reply to this post to start the actual anticharacterposter thread in the morning bc its late and Im confused and also drunk and American. These different states possibly (definitely/maybe even unified) related

Pretty sure my captcha was jew star vs muzzy moon so do with that what you will

Come on you blades
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>>153260193
Hello Liversissy
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Did I just daydream Cole Palmer’s 2023-2024 season?
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What does he even do
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Can't stop to talk now, I've got a squad to manage.

Y'see, managing Chelsea FC is a lot like eating a delicious orange.
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>>153254415
Upsetting retards is funny. You wouldn't get it.
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Reincarnation of a legend
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has this been the most uneventful trans in recent memory
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>>153261096
It's because of the new CBA m8
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>jwu
>arsenal is going for the treble
holy shitto
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Why do the media treat Liverpool players with kids gloves? They've done it all season with Wirtz, they've been making excuses about Isak not having a proper pre-season training (despite that being entirely his fault for skipping training while he was at Newcastle), now they've pushed out this damage control piece about Harvey Elliot. If two different managers don't fancy him then he's probably not very good.
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>>153258877
>almost a year,
It was like 4 months, wasn't it? I'm pretty sure he played against United at the start of the season.
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>>153261590
Yep: https://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=96629
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>>153261532
>They've done it all season with Wirtz
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>>153261602
>11th Jan
About 5 months then. I thought he was back in December but maybe he just didn't play.

>>153261603
That Lahm article did look bad at the time though.
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Ex-England and Liverpool footballer Andy Carroll faces trial for breaching non-molestation order against TOWIE star ex-wife Billi Mucklow
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who wins the PFA players of the year this year if Arsenal win the PL? we already know their front players are average
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>>153261640
Gabriel or Rice.
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If arsenal with the PL they'll have done so before Manchester Dilated post-Alex Ferguson
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>>153261649
that little nigga Rice? that will put him at Kante level, at Keane level
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>>153261640
Has it always been a player from the league winning team?
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>>153261656
arsenal would be a bigger club than tran u
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>>153261703
No: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PFA_Players%27_Player_of_the_Year

Salah last one to win it without winning the title in 2021/22
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>>153261714
In that case Haaland might still have a chance if he starts firing again. I can see him getting 30-32 goals if City starts taking things seriously to try and stop Arsenal. Rice and Gabriel are good shouts but I don't know if they've been in the media's eye as much and I genuinely do think the players get swayed by media just as much as the average person.
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>>153261640
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>>153261752
Owen Goal
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>>153261096
The financial rules have ruined the January window. Sky must be fuming literally no one gives a fuck about deadline day anymore
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>>153261532
Elliott is 5’7, slow and weak. It really doesn’t matter how talented he was at the youth level, he’d still struggle in English football.
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The 20 highest-graded passers in the Premier League this season
(1/2)
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(2/2)
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>>153261846
>>153261851
yanks love their stat slop
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Disliked Harvey Elliott ever since he insulted are Harry, hope he continues to suffer
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>>153261639
Why are Liverpool players such grim bastards
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Brennan Johnson got 18 goals last season. Why did Spurs sell him?
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>>153261096
>>153261807
from my point of view, there shouldn't be a winter window
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>>153262263
new manager didnt fancy him, seen as behind kudus and kulusevski for his position, hes a bit of a tap in merchant not really impacting the game otherwise
that being said i dont think they should have in the winter with all the injuries
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>>153262289
sterling was a tap in merchant and he was the best player in the league at his peak. ronaldo was also a tap in merchant at madrid
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>>153262298
Sterling was regularly scoring worldies at his peak. The disrespect that get puts on his name by Chelshit and Shartsnal fans is too much
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>>153261639
do you really need a court order not to molest people in the UK? that seems like it should be the default
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>Pep Guardiola on ICE: “Look what happened in the United States of America,” Guardiola said, gesturing throughout. “Renée Good and Alex Pretti have been killed. Imagine if he worked for the NHS and five, six [agents] threw him on the grass and fired ten shots at him. Tell me, how can you defend that”
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>>153262643
least libtarded catalonian
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>>153262643
lol @ him thinking bring the NHS into the argument is an insta-win
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>>153262298
Sterling was an excellent footballer you mong
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>>153261640
Gabriel probably, Haaland if he gets his head out of his arse hes been shite for 2 months, nobody has stood out this year, been a season of absolutely shite football
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>>153261640
wirtz
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>Pep Guardiola not expected to renew deal at Man City that expires in 2027 as uncertainty hangs over whether he sees out final year. Report on the #MCFC transition and why the January window has offered encouragement that there is life after Guardiola.
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OMFG SHUT UP LIVERSISSY
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>A Premier League player complained to his club that he has been put on the front of the Match-day programme during the Rainbow Laces period for the 2nd year in a row.
>The player was concerned he was being accused of being gay.
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>>153262534
Sterling only gets abuse from Liverscum such as you
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>All 36 matches across the Championship, League One and League Two are scheduled to start one minute late this weekend.
>It is to raise awareness for the Every Minute Matters campaign, a partnership between EFL sponsor Sky Bet and the British Heart Foundation (BHF) to illustrate the importance of speed when performing life-saving CPR.
In case anyone notices the same and wonders
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>>153262950
Horrible bastards they are
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>>153263005
dont championship, league 1 and league 2 just start when they fancy it anyway
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makes one ponder
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>>153263060
>having to go back to original Mou to shit on Arsescum
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>>153263084
those are their most recent league cup finals
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Whys the thread so slow?
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hype
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>>153263194
severals anons are still in a coma from last nights display whilst more still swore to never watch another second of football again
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>>153263060
Carling Cup was wengers kryptonite. Only domestic trophy he didn't win.
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>>153263194
Liversissy is on best behaviour because the mods have banned a large percentage of his VPNs.
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>>153263210
buzzing love an indy exclusive
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Jimmy Hill's chin
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what next for the boys?
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>>153263347
>0.7%
*laughingcryingemoji*
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Arsenal:
>16 wins, 5 draw, 3 losses
>CL last 16
>in Caramac Cup final
>still in FA Cup
>"winning the quad"

Man City:
>14 wins, 5 draws, 5 losses
>CL last 16
>in Caramac Cup final
>still in FA Cup
>"finished! shit! bald fraud"

weird
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>>153263768
city not in the league cup final yet thoughbeit but its a good point
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>>153263768
who are you quoting
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>BREAKING: Swindon Town have been kicked out of the EFL Trophy for fielding ineligible players and other aggravating factors

>Luton Town will take their place in the quarters and will face Plymouth in the competition.
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What was the bombshell Liverpool news?
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>>153264097
Isa and Konate are engaged
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Should the Caraboa Cup be scrapped? Theres already the FA Cup.
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>>153263768
As much as it'd be absolutely insufferable I think arsenal win everything this season. Everyone else looks shit, right across Europe.
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>>153264227
The prize money is too much for clubs to ignore.
I mean if City wins this the prize money alone will pay for nearly a day and a half of Erling Haaland's wages (not including bonuses)
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Poocastle are genuinely pathetic
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Eddie how is a terrible manager
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Saudi plaything vs UAE plaything is so one sided.
Dread to think how many Arab Sheikhs are booking English rose Dubai ports potties right now to celebrate or cope with their loss.
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GB meltdown tonight
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At what point do we admit that Haaland is the problem with City?
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shut up. just stop posting. you know that any post is just a lie and cancer. just stop. just end it. stop
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>Murphy at left wing back
Eddie Meme has lost the plot
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>>153264227
France have already gotten rid of their 2nd cup competition and we should probably get rid of ours too. But the lower division teams get extra money out of it and the PL teams know they can just play the kids/benchwarmers for the first few rounds and then start trying if it becomes a realistic possibility of silverware. So there's not a strong incentive to scrap it by any of the parties involved.
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>Guardiola told to 'focus on football' as Jewish leaders object to comments
Both parties involved are concerned with the number 115.
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>>153264868
Wonder if they'll demand free tickets like they did with the Villa game.
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the geordies calling in to talksport are not happy
they all want howe out
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>>153263768
do liverpool now
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>>153263915
ME
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>>153265624
sure
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Should the Premier League be called to testify in front of burger politicians to explain their connections to Epstein?
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What happened to Walter Marder
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>>153266133
anon...
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>>153266227
I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
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>>153262945
poof
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Alex Ferguson was in the Epstein files KEK
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>>153266521
What did Arsene Wenger mean by this?
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>>153266227
wtf how deep does this go
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>Pep Guardiola: "We're going to travel to London [for the @Carabao_Cup final], they [Arsenal] will wait for us there; all the time we have to travel. Never [the opposition] travel to the North of England [for a Final]..." [via @SkyFootball]
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>>153266576
what a cry baby
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>https://hayters.com/guardiola-calls-for-rule-change-ahead-of-carabao-cup-final/

>Guardiola said after the game: “Why should [Guehi] not play?

>“Why not? We pay his salary, we hire him, he’s our player. Why should he not play?

>“I said to the club they have to ask (for the rules to be changed), definitely.

>“I don’t understand the reason why he cannot play in the final in March when he’s been here for a long time.

>“Of course we’re going to ask for him to play because it’s pure logic.”
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>>153266705
He's right
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>>153266572
Is the first season good? I don't trust those shilled industry awards. I liked the Tinker Tailor film
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>>153266754
It's not bad at all. Production value is a bit cheap maybe but story wise and acting wise I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Pep got 'em frothing again
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>>153266754
It's absolute garbage.
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>>153266572
A bit gay, not as good as S1.
Watchable
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>>153266705
The rules are stupid. Semenyo should not be allowed to play in the final either.
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>>153267015
Why not?
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>>153267105
Because most of the rounds of this competition took place before January, when Semenyo was representing another club in the competition.
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>>153267306
Why does that mean he shouldn't play
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>>153267313
Because within the scope of the Carabao Cup, he is more of a Bournemouth player than he is a Man City player.
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>>153267359
That doesn't mean he shouldn't play for his new club.
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>>153267398
yeah it does
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>>153267398
It makes no sense for Semenyo to show up for two rounds and pick up a medal. City are welcome to play him in the league, FA Cup or latter half of the CL instead.
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>>153267586
If Bournemouth were in the final instead of Arsenal, you think he should be able to play for them in the final because they registered him at the start of the cup even though he isn't their player? Given that he is "more a Bournemouth player" now according to you.
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my man united finally play at saturday at last
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Michael Carrick has won Premier League Manager of the Month for January!

To be announced next week
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>>153268809
Also, a Man United player has won Player of the Week for 4 weeks in a row!

They are BACK and I (homosexual liverpool lifelong) am shitting my knickers.
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David wears knickers? No surprise there for the tranny from Manny
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>>153262263
should have kept him

british lad
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simp society
Funny how football twitter, NFL twitter start simping for TV hosts like Kay Adams, Laura Woods and Kate Abdo not 10 years ago, but now when they're old
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>>153268842
AYO THIS LIVERPOOL FAN WEARS KNICKERS

ZESTYYYYY FAN BASE
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>>153269899
that part
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>>153266832
that spuds draw really got to him. what a bald bitch lol
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>>153270656
The real Y Army is going after him now
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>>153270661
fucking hell he's all over the place. didn't even know guehi would be cup tied before he got the chequebook out
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>>153270674
but have you seen him WHIP em in? he really WHIPS em in good n proper. oh my god I feel light headed just watching Are Deckers absolutely WHIP them into the box
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Is Sir Keir of the Highness Starmer gonna be transferred to Prison FC on free?
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>>153270661
At least you can take this Yid Army seriously. The other one literally cannot organise a protest even during a home match. It's beyond a joke
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the one anon obsessed with how well attended spurs fan protests are is the weirdest poster in /epl/ and there are a lot of weird posters
just a bizarre little gimmick/obsession
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>>153270843
Mandelson might go down but starmer won’t even resign. We will have to VOTE our way out of this.
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>>153270884
Meanwhile your (and it was you) incel rant about Rice was normal
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>>153271038
genuine schizophrenia
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>BREAKING: The EFL will not change its rules to allow Marc Guehi to play for Manchester City in the Carabao Cup final
but flat earth sisters...the conspiracy against us...
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>>153271136
poop's allegedly only here for ~4 more months, why make a big deal out of this.
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>>153271136
Discrimination against Guehi, innit
Disgustin
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>>153271136
>Changing rules mid-competition
Not happening
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Pep is pro-Palestine yet gets the red carpet rolled out for him at matches away to Spurs
Every single Spurs fan would give him oral
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>>153271467
This post sounds hysterical but what I heard is that a select portion of Spurs fans were hoping that "their" team would lose to Pep's Man City when they came to visit.
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Reminder that Mikel Arteta was named in the Epstein files
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>Gary Neville 'left fed up' after a string of glamorous women keep showing up at his door on Manchester's 'millionaire's row' after it became an influencer hotspot
Doesn't like outsiders being near him, see.
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>>153271473
Unluckily for you this is easily proven as false
Only one instance of Arteta and it's someone else
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>>153271504
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>AHHHHHHH HELP ME CARABAO!!!
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>>153271565
who did liverpool crash out to, again?
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>>153271633
Liverpool C were knocked out by Crystal Palace. If you recall they also battered Baldiola in a final last May
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fly abroad once on a whim to catch some traditional thursday champions league action only for there to be no games shame on you, fly abroad twice on a whim to catch some traditional thursday champions league action only for there to be no games shame on me
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Spurs legend Pep "Josep" Guardiola becoming a Klopp tribute act for his final outing as a Premier League manager is very fitting
The gayest 'rivalry' in English football history
>>
Rosenior rapidly looks like, how you say, a worthless stupid prick who should not have been given the Chelsea job
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>Rosenior complaining that the arsenal players put his team off in pre match training which caused them to lose the game

KEK
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>>153271926
5atb for 90+ minutes when they needed 2 goals is definitely not the reason they lost
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>>153271958
they only needed 1 goal didnt they, was 3-2
at least to get extra time/penalties
i was listening to cundy talk about it and he was saying the tactic was to just stay in the game for 60 minutes then try and get 1 back when palmer and that came on rather than going for it and getting battered like newcastle were
he was trying to be too clever and ended up boring everyone to death and looking a fool
just not a son of brexit ball is he with that dumb french name and other characteristics left unmentioned
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>>153271683
Cope. Liverpool get battered by Palace every time.
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Thinking about Connor Fagley getting bodied by Martinelli. Absolutely Jota'd the bitch.
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its a bit weird to me that there doesn't seem to be a common design for Bayern Munich's home kit over the years but then again that league needs all the variety it can get.
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>>153271926
who was he so passionately shouting at even?
there seems to be no response from anyone when he kept saying "stay in your fucken half!!!"
probably no one really paid any attention to him and he was doing it just for the sake of the cameras being on him which made this even more embarrassing.
>>153272081
i actually believe he had the right approach, if he went full throttle from minute 1 they would've 100% conceded a set piece/ counter attack early on and that would have killed their game.
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Arsenal cheating again to the surprise of nobody
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>>153272081
>they only needed 1 goal didnt they, was 3-2
>at least to get extra time/penalties
Well yeah so they needed 2 mate
But even if they 'needed' 1 to hope on pens they were so intensely defensive it's unreal
1 shot on target and it was from 30 yards
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>>153272130
KLENK the Liverpool Diving club was SEETHING that day
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if a club's main chant is "caaaaaaam aaaaaaaaaan you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds" its shit.
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>Leicester City have been docked six points by the English Football League for breaching financial rules.

>The deduction will be applied immediately meaning the Foxes fall from 17th to 20th in the Championship and are only outside the relegation zone on goal difference.

>It comes after Leicester were charged by the Premier League last season for a profit and sustainability (PSR) breach in the three years up to 2023-24.

JUST
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>>153272722
kino double relegation coming

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