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SEA: The Mariners are close to acquiring Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals, multiple sources told The Athletic’s Katie Woo
WBC: Austin Wells will play for the Dominican Republic in the WBC
FA: Avisaíl García, who hasn’t played since being released by the Marlins in 2024, announced his retirement on Monday
CLE: Guardians re-signed LHP Kolby Allard to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training
LAA: Angels signed 3B Yoan Moncada to a one-year, $ 4 million deal
BAL: Orioles acquired 3B Bryan Ramos from the White Sox for cash considerations
ARI: John Gambadoro of 98.7 FM in Phoenix confirms that the Diamondbacks have expressed interest in free agent first baseman Carlos Santana
CIN: Jeff Passan of ESPN reports that the Reds have reached an agreement to reunite with free agent third baseman Eugenio Suárez on a one-year, $15 million contract
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doyers
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First for Gallen!
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>>153251681
who wore it better
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What goes on in Panama?
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>>153251693
30 run blowouts
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>>153251693
tax evasion
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>>153251690
>>153251681
Yankees were infinitely more raped. Jays may have choked but the Yankees didn’t even show up.
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>>153251693
Transportation
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>>153251693
some chilean on a flagless board showed everyone this song from panama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Q17EsvN5M
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Jfc end this fucking game already!
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>>153251693
About tree fiddy! kek.
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>>153251693
I call it Bananama.
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Where is the baybaw link?
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Thoughts on the Marlins' chances for next season?
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Eyyyy I’m fuckin sex traffickin little girls ova hea
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i imagine panama is like the flintstones except everythings made out of coconuts instead of dinosaur bones
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I GOT A MULE
HER NAME IS SAL
FORTY MILES ON THE PANAMA CANAL
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>>153251693
Nothing to see here move along goym
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>>153251729
mlbwebcast
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>>153251742
Jews rape kids? wtf since when
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>>153251755
Oh I was hoping youtube :(
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>all these walks
at this point, the Mexican team would score runs just standing there in the batter's box
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>>153251742
looks like he has a clown wig haphazardly glued to his head
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>>153251755
>>153251769
Nevermind, it's on my boomer cable subscription :D
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I imagine Panama to be entirely canal with houses built on the edges, everyone has huge container ships sail through their backyards constantly. They survive off scraps thrown overboard by passing sailors.
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>>153251748
I love American traditional music
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>naming your country after a Van Halen song
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>>153251781
That's how it works, my parents took a cruise there.
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>best bunter of a generation
I wish that dane was here to see this
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>>153251729
wait theres baybaw on?
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Brendan Donovan is now official, but I accidentally posted in NFL so pretend my post has a pic of him in a Mariners uniform.
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>>153251742
Steve Cohen named in the files too
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>>153251824
donovan is a good alabama boy. hes not going to like living in a (((progressive))) city. i expect him to have a down year as he fights those demonic forces
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>>153251840
He'll fit right in brother -HH
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>these are 10/10s in Panama
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>>153251828
>>153251742
oy vey
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>>153251874
>tee hee we are cute young girls who want to explore this heckin beautiful wor- ARGHGH STOP PELASEHUDH MOMMY PLEASE SAVE MEEANRGHHGHGHGH
i don't get it
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There's been worse chokes, /mlb/ has short attention spans. Doesn't help this genny hates leafs. Still proud of my team. Gonna run it back and make ya seethe some more. Also Joe is finally getting a statue, so that's pretty cool.
>in be4 blow gays kek
>in be4 they had it in the bag
>in be4 ernieclementenjoyingbaseballbyslidingintohomeplatewhilesmiling.jpg
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>>153251907
Does it somehow get worse than choking in the bottom of the ninth of game 7 of the World Series? To a guy that hit seven home runs all year and under 60 his entire career?
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>>153251907
what are you still on about?
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>>153251907
it wasnt even the worst choke of the playoffs last season
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yea Kekering's throw was pretty bad
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>>153251907
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>153251907
No rational person believes Jays Doyers was a choke. Yanks Doggies 5th inning however...
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Caribbean baseball is major league. Expect their stats to be incorporated into official MLB stats soon
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>it's the baseball episode of ds9
fucking based, thank you h and i
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>>153252009
Barger getting doubled off at second wasn't not a choke
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Panama comeback starts now
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>>153251907
joe carter is a baseball terrorist and I hope you get cancer
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>>153252118
This but unironically.
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can you guys pick me up an o-m-cheese burger? kthxbai
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guys we still meeting up for some stickball in the alley after school tomorrow?
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blow gays kek
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>>153252185
i can't, i have to go to the dentist
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thought they had it in the bag kek
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kek
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Nobody’s signing Framber because he is black.
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>>153252187
love that throw to third
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>>153251907
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>>153252147
I went to applebee's for lunch the other day and saw this monstrosity on the menu. the burger already has cheese on it. why is it sitting in a pool of more cheese?
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O CAN'T WIN NADA
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>>153252260
Same reason why you get both shredded cheese and queso sauce on your burrito. Cheese good.
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>>153252260
if you're a fucking communist faggot just say so
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there they go again
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>>153252250
Can't trust a bean bandit named Framber, simple as.
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>MLB teams flee cash-strapped FanDuel Sports Network for MLB’s broadcast group

>At least six baseball clubs that were partnered with Main Street last year — the Cincinnati Reds, Kansas City Royals, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, and St. Louis Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays — announced Monday that they will let MLB itself oversee production and distribution of their telecasts.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7010724/2026/02/02/mlb-broadcast-fanduel-sports-network-exodus/

RIP in pieces, RSNs
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blow gays kek
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>>153252147
Americans eat out of troughs
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all it takes is one single leaf post and the same drooling autists start sperging out every single time
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>>153252323
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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>>153252269
>>153252271
there's such a thing as too much cheese on a burger.
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>>153252323
>no more bally bar
thank fuck
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>>153252346
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>>153252351
this is scientifically true (if you are a homosexual)
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>>153252323
Do MLB broadcasts display odds like Bally did?
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>>153252323
Good, fuck gambling. I hope crypto goes to 0 just to watch these sites burn to the ground.
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>>153252351
>cameraman recoils in horror
kek
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>>153252368
based
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>>153252371
he got 6th and 7th degree burns
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cheese?
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tillamook's
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Proud Dominicano :)
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>>153252444
pepperchecked
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>>153252147
i imagine they advertise it like
>THEY PUT THE BURGER ON THE CHEESE RIGHT WHEN THEY BRING IT OUT TO YOU
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>>153252445
lel wut
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>>153252445
Does he even speak Spanish?
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>>153252494
i know beaner-looking mexicans who can't speak a lick of it. it's funny
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Panama is making a comeback.
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11-4
better luck next time panama
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Stanton elbows
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>>153252568
oh how the mighty have fallen
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>>153252445
He was one of the only fucking players on the RailRiders who didn't have a reggaeton walk up song and then I come to learn that he's Dominican too
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Imagine hating the WBC
The B stands for Based
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>>153252466
it's worse than you could imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojCUpnvdJfg
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>>153252568
volpebros... I dont feel too good....
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>>153252620
they even say it in the ad...
>too much cheese
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>>153252147
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>>153252670
>One ejaculating burger please
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>>153252730
i'm right here, what's up?
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>>153252741
holy shit, a talking cheeseburger
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>>153252693
I hate how every food advertisement has to have 15 shots of people cramming it down their throats. It's disgusting.
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>>153252787
How would you know they're enjoying it if you didn't see it?
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>>153252787
We need that webm.
You know the one.
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cram this bussy
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>>153252865
*crams ya*
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everyone have sex with me RIGHT THIS INSTANT
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>>153252945
source?
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>>153252947
source this bussy
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Muncy is the glue guy of this Dodgers baseball era. I really hope they renew him so he can retire in LA.
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>>153252620
KEK KEKKUMS
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I really wanna have sex with that girl that was knitting at the Red Sox game I bet she has a hairy pussy and would let me cum inside
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>>153252568
Buncha bums right here
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>>153252787
that webm had like two shots. i saw it
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gn, I need to sleep on this trade I think I'll like it in the morning
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I finished making all the MLB teams in Super Mega Baseball. I'm playing Blue Jays vs Mets right now. Can't wait for spring training.
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>>153253190
Kisses you goodnight
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>>153253227
blue jays vs mets would be a pretty fun WS
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>>153253237
*crams ya*
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>>153253449
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>>153252261
He's one of the reasons I'm glad the Blow Gays lost. It was some real cornball shit.
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Anyway, gm Mariners nation.
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>>153253722
it's 2 am on a tuesday dawg
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>>153253733
Exactly, gm.
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>>153252670
I am vomit
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>>153253778
I hope you murder the blue jays if you ever play them again gn
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>>153253733
chewsday innit?
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>>153253818
Based. Me too.
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mister!
ownie!
where's the fa signee we were promised?
peffter!
grifter!
promised only nonroster invitees!
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Thread is too slow we need nu
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Good morning all.
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>SEA: The Mariners are close to acquiring Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals, multiple sources told The Athletic’s Katie Woo

Donovan to Seattle for three lottery tickets. It's gonna be a loooooooong season.
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>>153251693
Anal stuff
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>>153254128
Sorry, meant canal stuff
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>black catchers
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I’ve had it with these mother f#$&!n birds, on this mother f#$&!n bat!
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Give us nu
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They have nu they just don’t want US tonhave nu
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OH WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE SIGN FRAMBER VALDEZ?
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>>153254134
Yes?
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>>153254265
No cripples
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why does mexico have 2 teams in the caribbean series
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rockies
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>>153254283
One is Team USA.
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>>153254283
Because Venezuela backed out of the the tournament last minute, so 2nd Mexican team are taking their spot for being hosts.
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Dominicanos fear the mexichads
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>DominicANOs
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I can smell the bean farts starting
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>>153254676
keep us posted
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>>153254676
How can you smelt it before you have dealt it?
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Give us P. Ness
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>>153251874
Are these the Dutch women that went missing years ago? The theory is that they got lost, dehydrated, and were eaten by wild animals.
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>>153252009
I'm not a Doyerpaco, but the Jays choked the entire World Series away. How many opportunities throughout the entire series they had to put the Dodgers away? Like several times.
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>>153252445
This is why the WBC is more of a joke than international soccer because every team is full of mercenaries.
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>>153254745
he's not good enough to even be on usa's bench, so he has to play somewhere
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>>153254734
Idk why but I read a bunch of stuff about famous animal attacks the other night before bed. Like the dingo baby case, and some kid who was allegedly attacked by a mountain lion but people believe he was actually kidnapped and killed, and that tiger that ate that Mexican guy and attacked those two jeets at the San Fransisco zoo. They made a shit load of money off that and one of them died at age 24 kek. Can you imagine surviving a tiger attack at age 20 and then being dead four years later?
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the reason the WBC has become a joke is because American insurance companies have put their thumbs on the scale because winning a meme tournament has become just that important for national pride
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>>153254734
Yeah, given how their bones turned up. There's also another theory that they were killed by a tour guide and the police helped cover it up.
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>>153254745
baseball is too hard and too little countries play it. The talent pool just isn't big enough.
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>>153254745
>because every team is full of mercenaries.
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>>153254806
This post speaks volumes about whatever country this is supposed to be
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thoughts?
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>>153254827
>thoughts?
I was just thinking what if his name was Derek Jeeter and instead of being the hall of fame shortstop for the New York Yankees he was some kinda Indian guy?
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>>153254827
I;m thinking about thos beans
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>>153254827
if anyone bets on the dodgers missing the playoffs they might make a shitload of money just saying
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>>153254734
Their camera was recovered and extra pictures were taken of the jungle about a week after they went missing. It's pretty creepy
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>>153254881
>going hiking into a jungle
these europeans have no comprehension of how untouched and vast our wilderness is. the amount of predatory animals that will just slaughter you is unmatched.
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>>153254827
sneks gonna sneak up on ya
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gm
full time colt/cole with brendan flyover for ben who I liked and jurrange/tai who I am not attached to and some comp draft picks.... it's a fine trade and the team is probably better than last year now.
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>>153254912
Gay mets lad
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>>153254827
poodres kek
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>>153254827
28 soon.
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>>153254827
This is fake af they don’t even add up to 100%
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>>153254745
WBC is reddit
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>>153255129
So it’s based?
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This just in, soulless husk proclaims everything he dislikes as reddit. We will keep you updated as the story breaks. Back to you Rob.
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We ALL love Reddit!!
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>>153255167
this but unironically
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>>153255129
Don’t do a balk please!
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>>153255129
disliking the wbc is reddit
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>the first wbc game is canada losing to itself
kino, reminds me of when the maple leafs lost to their own zamboni driver
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The WBC is ebaumsworld.
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WBC is a myth.
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>>153255240
>laffs
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>>153254827
my pirates :)
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WBC has its kino moments like when Canada beat the shit out of Mexico
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>>153254827
>3 of the top 4 teams in the NLE
uhh NL Comedy Central bros i dont feel so good..
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>>153254827
Why are people predicting the Barves to be so good? Positive regression? How often does that pan out? They didnt make major additions or anything.
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>>153255544
a full season of acuna adds 30 wins
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>acuna
ngl forgot about this lil nigga
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OUR DIVISION IS GOOD
DONT LOOK AT THE RESULTS LOOK AT THE ODDS
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Uhhh NL Least bros? How should we spin this
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embiggen deez nutz
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>ben rortvedt dfa'd by the resd to make room for geno
hope he lands somewhere and gets some playing time. he was surprisingly clutch for us in September and early October.
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Source: Keith Hernandez has agreed to a new contract with SNY.
>t. Bunbunmaru Sports
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>>153255879
Marlins and Nats holding us down
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Keith coming back to SNY
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>>153255879
Gay Barves injuries
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>>153255983
>>153255943

>having to have MLB broadcast your games cuz your broadcasts are so unprofitable
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Jackson Kowar, RHP, claimed off waivers by the Minnesota Twins.
>t. Me, I'm reporting this one
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>>153255879
FAGGets kek!
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>>153254077
Some good names on this one
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>>153255879
you are an FAGGet kek!!
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>>153256109
>>153256285
You rang?
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>>153256352
kek...KEK!!!
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Fuck
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ok, this is epic
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>>153256352
KEK
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>>153256566
bro took a dna test and flunked it lmao
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>>153256352
>faggett
>mobile gaybears
I'm starting to think there might be a higher power pulling the strings here
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>>153255939
PLEASE PICK HIM UP AGAIN, DOGGIE DOOS
t. MY FEELINGS
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>>153256352
FAGget kekaroo!!!
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>>153256611
I hope Hal does Uma Musume night.
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kekiniarooodini!!!
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Panama sucks bros, Mexico is beating them again after just a few hours sleep.
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Hall of Fame Mets Legend Carlos Beltran
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Kyle Tucker's bussy is wider than Phil Cuzzi's strike zone, IYKWIM
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>>153257063
They're erecting a statue of him at Citi Field taking thay Wainright slop for strike 3.
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That was then and this is now
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Call me Kekina now...
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It's cold. It's dark. The snow is frozen solid and has been here for years and years, it seems. And there's no baseball.
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hahahahaha!!!! Kek!!! LOL LULZ!!!!
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>>153257220
it's almost 80 degrees here in february
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the lean roberts era has begun
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>>153257495
graterol says he lost 15 pounds
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>>153257516
it's over
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>>153257495
he gave tucker 60M while being sober???
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>>153257495
He’s got black man AIDS lol
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>>153257684
HELLLL YEAH
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>>153257495
>still black
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>>153257381
Kino sovl.
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>>153257495
he got AIDS from mookie
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>>153254827
>Twins over the Tigers
That seems weird.
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my barber fucked up my cut and I look like a busta it’s so over for me
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>Former MLB pitcher Pat Mahomes has been arrested for parole violation.

I hope he can clean up his act, for the sake of his kids.
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>>153257935
Manfred and Goodell should blacklist Patrick, who is obviously enabling his father.
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>>153257935
He’s a fag for backing out of the John Rocker fight that buck is scared of getting broken.
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>>153254827
Think it’s time to put a cheeky fiver on the fish
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>>153254827
Brendan Flyover gonna put my M's on top!
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aroldis chapman is NOT BRITISH

sanity has prevailed
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>>153254827
Don't know how the Jints are above the Pads, but SF being in the playoffs would be good for baseball.
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>>153258058
Onna chewsday innit?
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So what’s the date that the qualifying offer penalty no longer applies? Feb 15? That’s the day someone signs Framber, don’t think anyone wants to give up the draft pick if they don’t have to.
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>>153258089
their starting pitching is better
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Seattle is flyover
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>>153258154
Gallen will be signed on Gallentines Day btw
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>>153258169
They’re only known for suicides lol. Complete irrelevant to the culture and history of America. Spiritual black hole
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>>153258169
Agreed
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Why are expansion teams, like the Mariners, so soulless?
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>>153258169
BREAKING
Bunbunmaru Sports can share exclusively this photo clearly showing an aircraft on the ground. Seattle is not flyover.
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>>153257495
based teetotaler
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>>153257978
That was fake
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>>153258262
My 3.5 bros will not stand for this
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>birthplace of Boeing
>flyover
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>>153258303
Not my heckin wholesome arms manufacturino ;-;
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It doesn’t even register to most baseball fans that the Mariners have never won a pennant let alone World Series. They don’t get trolled for their futility because it’s not on anyone’s radar. They have to make up rivalries out of thin air because of how shallow and fleeting support for their team is. Completely and totally irrelevant, just like the city of Seattle
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>>153258334
Ohtani is on the board of several arms companies and nobody bothers him about it.
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Bro is workshopping his essay about hating Seattle on /mlb/ and I bet he’s never even been there kek
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>>153258403
hes not in the epstein files so hes one of the good guys
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Cubbies :)
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>>153258507
You sick sonofabitch
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>>153258507
Delete this
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>>153251742
>randy levine
>>153251828
>steve cohen

What dirty birds (((they))) are.
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>>153258504
ohtani's name was redacted
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>>153258529
>What dirty birds (((they))) are.
Don't forget NY Giants co-owner (((Steve Tisch))) was also mentioned several times in the Epstein letters. NY is overrun with (((them))).
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>>153258507
um... mods?
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Is (((>>>/pol/))) leaking again? Been a rough couple days for them.
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>>153258609
why? did something happen?
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>>153258654
revealed that /pol/ was reinstated on 4ch after moot met with epstein
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>>153258708
thanks m8. i wasn't being sarcastic at all
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>>153258719
Apparently Epstein also pushed for activision to put micro transactions in black ops 2 in an email with the ceo of activision. Wtf even is this gay earth anymore?
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>>153258719
:(
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>>153258782
Meant for >>153258708
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>>153258719
we use s/ round these parts
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Get ‘im RC
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>>153258812
but he wasnt being sarcastic so I think the correct nomenclature would be =/= /s
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Would you rather:

Make 1m a year pitching in the KBO for a 10 year career and having sex with Korean girls but you never make the major leagues
OR
Make 50k a year for 9 years grinding through the minors to get one cup of coffee due to injury at 32 years old and then immediately wash out of the sport the next season. You’re poor and spent your entire life in small minor league towns riding the bus, but at least you can tell your grandkids about the two weeks and 5 innings you spent in the majors. Also in this scenario your wife is fat, you met her at the Waffle House near the motel.
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>>153258873
I choose bbw sex always
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>>153258873
I would pick KBO just to get fat off their fried chicken and be the token fat white monkey player
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>>153258873
no bugs plz
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>>153258873
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>>153258873
A
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>>153258873
aanyong hasayo
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It would be funny if the Yankees fired Randy Levine for being in the Epstein files. But it's jew york city. The Yankees fired Ronan Tynan for making one little harmless joke about jewish women --

--- "The real estate agent said to the tenor, "Don't worry they are not Red Sox fans," according to the apartment-hunter, Dr. Gabrielle Gold-von Simson.

--- To which Tynan replied, "I don't care about that, as long as they are not Jewish," Gabrielle Gold-von Simson told NBC New York.

--- "Why is that?" asked a flabbergasted Gold-von Simson of the singer.

--- Tynan replied that Jewish ladies had been looking at the apartment before and they were "scary," according to Gold-von Simson.

But jews are a protected class in NYC. The jew Randy Levine will not get fired for being a pedophile. But Ronan Tynan can get fired for making a little harmless joke about jewish women.
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>>153259004
and das a good ting, mane
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>>153259004
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Bro is mad that the Jewish president of the New York Yankees might not be fired or charged while the gentile actual president of the United States is laughing in his face about it all
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baybaw
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Extremely boring Offseason.....
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>>153259092
you fagit

this girl has more testosterone flowing in her veins than you

surrender your testicles as you no longer need them
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baybaw
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>>153259124
i would strike you out on two pitches you little bitch baby
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>>153259124
bunt homer
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baybaw
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>>153259197

has this been confirmed?
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dwight's ox
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>>153259212
Oh we up bayin our baws winky
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>>153259252

bro put your balls away this is a family board
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>>153259256
Please accept my dearest baybawligies
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it's "beisbol"
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>>153259212
yes mexico is playing puerto rico right now
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>>153259291
beised
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USA will never win a WBC title any time, any where, any place.
being the "inventors" of the sport doesn't mean that baseball is coming home.
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fagama kek
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>>153259354
it ain't gonna be some latin country
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Bet my 401k on Djibouti winning it all in 2026
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>>153259423
shut up, faggot
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>>153259449
We don’t sign our posts here
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I'm gay.
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>>153259518
we all are, buddy
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Gonna be a fun 90 loss season for the White Sox this year.

Signed,
White Sox fan
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>Venezuela won't play for obvious reasons
>Puerto Rico losing players because of insurance bullshit
>Japan loses Roki and Ohtani won't pitch
>US has basically all of the MVPs, All-Star and CY winners on their roster

Something tells me this WBC isn't going to be as kino as the last one
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>>153259525
dwight's ox makin' moves
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>>153259563
DR is really good too
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>>153259577
the showboats will get knocked out by a meme team like netherlands or korea
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VALDEZ OR GALLON SIGNING ELIAS DON'T FUCK US GIOLITO WILL NOT PUT US OVER THE EDGE TO COMPETE
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>>153259602
Remember when the Korean team was somewhat good and nearly won 2009
>get buck broken by Ichiro and never recover
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>>153259602
I’m sorry do the jappyknees and Americans not showboat? Or did you arrive to this general from 1952?
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>>153259124
sawfbaw
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>>153259648
you'll remember my post when I'm right
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>>153259741
You didn’t answer the question
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>>153259525
>90 loss
Still missing another starter
Reunion with Bassitt?
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>>153259765
I wasn't alive in 1952
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blow gays kek
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>>153259563
We (Mexico) will win it
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GU? (gallen update)
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>>153259806
As long as the US loses I’ll be happy
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>>153259806
>>153259816
are any of your doyers playing for mexico?
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>>153259824
I’m not a dodgers fan and I’m not mexican
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I made really good enchiladas to celebrate the official end of stove season for my Mariners.
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The postseason really IS a crapshoot. Look at The Dodgers. Back-to-back WS losses to back-to-back WS wins.

Just make it to the playoffs and you’ll win eventually.
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>>153259872
>Just make it to the playoffs and you’ll win eventually.
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>>153259924
Some crapshoots or crappier than others
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>>153259924
I have a good feeling about next time.
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>>153259924
At least you made it to the world series...
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>>153259950
I wanna fuck that mouse. Have its eyes bulge and pop out of its skull
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>>153259924
50 top keks!!!
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Since when was contact a key part of winning a championship? I thought it was all run prevention (pitching + fielding).
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>>153259968
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>>153260007
do you guys know every state by shape?
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>>153260007
kek lol oh no!!
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>>153260048
of course. don't you?
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>>153259950
I do this.
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>>153260061
Make it to the World Series? No you don’t!
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>>153259972
>put the ball in play and watch the Yankees beat themselves
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>>153260066
Jamie, pull up game 5 inning 5 again
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Why do ppl hate Michael Rubin so much
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>>153260070
Cole is still pointing to this day.
>>153260064
Yankees legend Javier Vazquez mentioned.
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embiggen this bussy
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I’m Jewish
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>>153258873
I hate Koreans and would not have sex with them even if it were my only option.
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For me, it's Sandy Koufax
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>>153260115
Is 4chan just one big mossad operation? Be honest for once
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>>153260048
Yes unless it's the rectangles Colorado or Wyoming but nobody lives in Wyoming
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>>153259872
>anno domimi 2026
>believing that load of bullshit
"The postseason is le crapshoot" is a loser's lament. The best built team wins.The problem is that too many general managers build numbers on paper when they should be building from instinct.
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>>153260113
cromulent post this
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>>153260199
no.
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Why is it called baseball the bases aren’t even the most important thing in the sport it’s the ball. It should be called ballball.
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>>153260263
sloppy job mossad
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Is Vinnie our guy? Haha weed number haha sex number.
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>>153260291
I call it homeplateball
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>>153260318
Nice.
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>>153260327
Nice.
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>>153260318
Nice
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I’m dying

This is one of the funniest graphics I’ve ever seen
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>>153259467
that's not how you sign anything, faggot
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>>153257220
>It's cold. It's dark. The snow is frozen solid and has been here for years and years, it seems.
When winter first begins to bite
and stones crack in the frosty night,
when pools are black and trees are bare,
'tis evil in the Wild to fare.[
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>>153260335
Bullshit he’s directly descended from King Arthur. His great great great great great grandpa fought at Agincourt, his grandpa died at Dunkirk. I’ve seen Aroldis down the local chippy on the regular when living in London, what a lad! So British he shits the queen. This is bullshit.
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>>153260341
You gotta let Recker into your heart an shole
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>>153260458
lmao what a faggot
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doyerabomino gonna have a melty
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February is the least kino/sovl month but then you have March which is one of the kinest months
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when is nu tho
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>>153260554
It’s on the horizon
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>>153260554
February is the worst month for sports.

No baseball.

One football game, the Super Bowl, which is usually anticlimactic and more about the commercials and food than the game.

Mid-season NBA, which is the worst time of the season, you’re already a couple months in so everyone knows the good teams already and the players already stopped caring until the playoffs. It’s when you realize 82 games is entirely too long for a basketball season.


And NHL which is a completely dead sport with absolutely no aura.
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People actually watch the NBA?
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>>153260609
Two Americas as they say
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>>153260583
Go Sabres
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>>153260511
why are they like this?
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>be me
>sitting at desk poastan
>feel fart coming on
>stand up
>pull pants down
>squat down
>cup hand
>put cupped hand over asshole
>le fart.gif
>bring and to face and take a big whiff
>smells like shit
>mfw
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>>153260661
People actually wear pants?
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>>153260661
we call that an autobuttercup
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>>153260583
I was going to call you a retard but after I thought on it I just want to say I’m incredibly thankful that you don’t watch hockey
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Anthony
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Banda
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FREAKIN’
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no… NO!!!!
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lauren shehadi
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yea… YEA!!!
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>>153260661
I've never cupcaked myself
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>>153260661
Did it smell like doggiedoos kek?
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Anal sex with Taryn Hatcher
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>Part of the Seidler lawsuit was dismissed
I have to imagine this means they found a buyer and will no longer need to dispute who controls the team
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Good morning everyone.
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>https://x.com/i/status/2018929733388701863

Looks like my Chadres going to be sold too. I wonder who....
>Netflix possibility

Bunch of fuck you money, in exchange of becoming soulless and probably woke af.... Hmmm.... Eh, why not. #yolo.
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>>153261577
Your posts read like the diary of an insane person, 2hu dadspie.
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>>153261609
more like a moron
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>>153261627
That’s not very nice
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>>153261627
wtf is your problem?
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>>153261577
>>Netflix possibility
the hollywood poodres....
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>>153261627
hey man leave her alone
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>>153261627
arsehole
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>>153261627
Peff! collar this rat!!
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>>153259647
Two of Japan's wins were by the skin of their teeth. If things went just a little different we could have had a different unique winner for every tournament and already been more than halfway to as much variety as the so-called "world's game"
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>he's already in Arizona
he literally had a 1 week offseason where he went to hawaii and that's it, kek
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autisms a gahdamn super power I'll tell you hwat
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expansion?
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>>153261843
he's here for the golftahni
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>>153261843
>>153261872
So he’s a Chinese guy or something?
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>>153261843
doesn't he ever spend time with his wife
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>>153261979
she's got decoy to keep her company
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>>153261981
You just know
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>>153262028
He’s the one fuckin the dog tho. Which is unamerican. His dog should at home fucking his wife like god intended.
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Dec. 12: Dodgers claim OF Mike Siani
Jan. 13: Dodgers sign Ibañez
Jan. 21: Dodgers DFA Siani
Feb. 3: Dodgers DFA Ibañez
Feb. 3: Dodgers claim Siani
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>>153261627
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collar 'em!
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>>153261577
The RokuTV Padres
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>>153259057
Brian Cashman is not jewish. He is Irish.
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>rings
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>>153262344
His name ain't Cashstien but it ain't McCashman either
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Cashstrapped bros rise up
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877-CASH-MAN
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>>153260661
One day
You're gonna think it's another fart
And you'll cup your hand around your asshole
But shit will come out
Tons of it
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>>153262344
Cashman is not the President of Yankees, Randy Levine is.
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My dad is President of the Yankees... you wouldn't know him he lives in Florida.
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Are you guys as excited for Gallentines Day as I am :)
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>>153260583
>not following UFC in 2015+11
Year round sport. Once you follow /heems/ you never have to worry about dead sports times of year
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>>153260048
Yes. About 45 states have unique shapes. Easy to learn growing up here
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>>153262746
I refuse to watch UFC because those guys are basically enslaved and get paid a pittance for brain damage
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>>153262746
>4 years since the last good card
not for me faggit
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Guys, Tillamook is on Pat Mcafee.
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>>153262746
For me, it's Merab.
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>>153262951
big if true
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>>153263081
It's true, look at his shirt.
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>>153254827
Pittsburgh and SF above AZ and SD is some wild shit. ATL and NYM both are overrated too, I highly doubt NL East sends 3 teams to the playoffs
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american cheese
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#NeverStopGrinding
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the new york mets
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picked this up recently
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Elly de la GOAT areback
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>>153263419
>eating cheese not advertised on Fred Warners chest
couldn't be me
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>>153263451
Very based, I still remember watching him connect on homers in AZ that year
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>just got to LA
>looking like it's going to be 90 degrees
>winter
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>>153252147
>>153252351
>>153252670
>>153252693
>>153252749
I wish a swift death to American cuisine
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>>153263580
nah we're the best
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>>153263580
cheeseburgers are the world's greatest invention
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>>153263590
If I ever see someone's burger bun pop like a zit in a restaurant I'm getting a refund
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>>153262746
>>153262764
/box/ >>>> /heem/
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intbboafu,ddhaipfmc
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nope naw no notta were not doing this. Baybaw in 10 days talk about FA signings
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>>153252693
>Melted cheese on a burger? Disgusting, americans are so gross!
>Erm no amerifat, it's called raclette and its swiss and cultured
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>>153263712
do Europeans really not eat cheeseburgers?
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>https://x.com/i/status/2019097262014480630

>Yellowbrick road between Chelsea FC owner or Everton FC owner owning Chadres

A bidding war, oh my.....~
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>>153263712
Call it raclette, queso fundido, etc., melted cheese as a condiment is nasty unless you have a mechanism to keep it melted a la fondue.
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>>153263757
Dan Friedkin was born in San Diego, so hopefully he wins.
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>>153252693
This looks disgusting. I bet the first bite is good then the cheese cools down and it’s just saturated with grease
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>>153252670
I love molten hot face burning cheese flying everywhere when I take a bite
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>>153252693
WOULD. stop being a bitchass
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>that one guy still having a melty over that o-m-cheeseburger
Leave my country or change your VPN, but still kill yourself after either way.
Andre Ethier
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>>153252693
the fries look good
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What are you guys having for lunch? For me it's a humble bowl of melted cheese
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>>153252693
please use this webm for nu OP
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don't be gay and don't be a bitch ass ho and you'll be good
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Welcome to bitch castle. This is where I live . Cry about it :)
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>>153263780
>>153263757
Bought and immediately moved to Austin btw.
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*slaps you on the ass at 1B after you run out a grounder and reach on an error*
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>Roki Sasaki is headlining a proposed trade package for the Dodgers to land Tarik Skubal, per
@bleacherreport
Bros...
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pfma
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>>153264120
lmao bitch ass ho
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>>153264199
nope, keep sasaki
>>
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>>153264441
nope, football is gay
>>
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>>153264199
I know its just nonsense but if the Dodgers were actually already looking to trade Roki then i would want nothing to do with him.
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>>153264109
The gay gods run this joint, homieo
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>>153264625
Not even gay tho.
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>>153264199
Roki for Skubal in itself is an overpay lmao
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i just now realized sasaki and yamamoto are 2 different people
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>>153264199
Why would anyone want this mental midget on their baseball squadron
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>>153264199
secretweaponbros......
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>>153264743
I'm still not convinced
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>>153264743
There is only one.
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>>153251907
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>153260661
can't you just casually waft it like a normal person
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i went to the beach this morning. saw some waves and assntitties. not bad!
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>>153264625
We ain't even boys tho
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>>153263062
Jesús Christ. Worse graphics than vice city on the PS2 and even worse gameplay than 25.
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Sasaki isn’t even good enough to feed to the dogs.
>>
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>>153264199
The Tigers don't need Sasaki.
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>>153264125
Texas has such an unbalanced fanbase between the two teams they already have, no chance a third team would be successful.
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>>153265467
If Manfred wasn't a pussy, he'd fold pooston after 2017.
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>>153265384
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>>153265084
BLUE JAYS WIN THE 2026 WORLD SERIES ON A WALKOFF INSIDE THE PARK HOMERUN BY ERNIE CLEMENT
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>TEO IS AT THE TRACK
>AT THE WALL
>HE DROPS IT, HE TRIES TO PICK IT UP
>HE DROPPED IT AGAIN
>ERNIE ROUNDS THIRD, THE THROW IS MADE, ITS NOT IN TIME
>THE GAME IS OVERRRRR
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oh fuck oh shit nu in a few
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FIVE HUNDRED!!!!
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>>153265467
We're elevating the el paso chihuahuas too.
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if nu doesn't have the o-m-cheeseburger webm I'm going to be very disappointed
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