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TUSKS UP

ehm i think the sabres deserved this thread, to be honest

To hab and hab nots

>>153251988
No, it doesn't. He doesn't re-sign, he gets traded for more, and better, assets next off-season.

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my shorks :(

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>>153251997
>Dabres

>>153252017
I'm sorry, I'll make sure the next thread is dabres related

why didn't Hutson make team USA?

dabres-niacs are getting too cocky
they will fall hard just like the caniacs

>>153251997
Worst franchise in the worst city in North America

>>153252038
I heard this is actually true.

>>153252038
clearly you've never been to st louis

>>153252029
thank you

>>153252038
>snes
>yotes
>teddies

>>153252035
they're actually good, unlike the caniacs

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lock the fugg in habs sis
no way these shitty milds get a point

>>153252064
1993 faggot. kys

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wish me luck

>>153252072
I really hate that English/French rule that GAYbeck has.

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>>153252071
>knock knock
>who's there
>ice
>ice who
>ice cold goalfield

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So this is the power of Finnish front office management?

>>153252072
you better post pulls

>>153252078
absolutely retarded post

>>153252087
nah, that's all of yours.

>>153252078
Would you prefer Spanish?

>>153252078
it's canada wide mon ami
french canadians live all over canada

>>153252081
Jokes on you, I approve of what ICE is doing and hope they do more of it.

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>>153252095
>mfw Canadians live in Canada

>>153252092
what do you even mean? can you even speak english?

>>153252082
>Loeb
That brings me back. I was in their cookie club.

>>153252036
>make vaguely religious gesture during game
>lose game
>decide the only option is to attack and dethrone god

>>153252093
No, and ICE is taking care of that for me as we speak.

>>153252078
soon indian will be added

>>153252072
I hope you get some cute hockey girl cards :)

>>153252101
My English when I'm drunk is better than yours when you have a cock in your mouth.

>>153252100
french canadians are canadians
the reason they're all over the place is because they colonized it first
banging hot indjans cuties and trading and shit

Kek, eat shit montreal. NO ONE scores a last minute goal on my Wilds two games in a row!

>>153252111
>brings up gay sex out of nowhere
very cool guy

>>153252111
What regional dialect?

>>153252115
>this is the fictional story grandpappy lablanc told him
kek

LETS GO HABS

>Yamamoto
Almost forgot about that little fella. How has he been for the Mammoth?

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>>153252117
fair
just watch the little one
he scores a lot during bonus /hoc/

>>153252124
What can I say, when /hoc/ thinks of (You), gay faggot sex comes up. Weird.

>>153252130
>yeah billy, 1776 we had machine gun raptors and shit
>'nam wuz tight af

>>153252115
You're all hosers to me. I'm not interested in the deepest lore behind all your flavors

Huomenta but the opposite

>Nylander returns
>scores in 30 seconds

Kneel

>>153252148
>snowy white-feather is still boiling about the British raping his injun great-grandma
kwab

>>153252033
He’s not in the Tkachuk clique. They want bad players that are friends with each other

>>153252156
He played last game

Wild PP in OT. OMG!

>>153252111
Least closeted rightwinger

>>153252033
he's half canadian
his dad doesn't have the burger citizenship

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>lafftards think they are good again because they have a 1 goal lead against the flamss

it's over
murder refs

>blose

overtime 3v3 should also have no penalties, death match style to force these fucking lazy retards to not end games in ties

>>153252167
ywnbaw, also she lost. get over it.

Blues are choking like the Bruins.
>It was 5-1.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

i'll take the garypoint

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*scores*

>>153252179
It should start with the goalies at their bench at faceoff and then have to rush to their creases

>>153252183
Gary is going to gift St Louis the first overall pick, isn't he...

>>153252167
Britta Curl mentioned

why is Gary so afraid of the habs power level? His striped minions are relentless

like a dozen missed calls

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remember this meme

>>153252180
No one cares poltard

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>>153252204
hon hon hon

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Another OT win for the Minnesota Wild!

ill remember this mild-niacs

>>153252206
(You) do. kwab

once again i bought a team usa jersey

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>>153252110
this must be a new thing, they didn't waste slots on chicks in my day

not pictured: the messier card because fuck messier

The laffs can afford to let this one go, but they better get going soon...

My penguins ):

>>153252204
disgusting language

>>153252224
>chicks in my day
When I was a kid, I thought Valerie Bure was a chick. I thought that was cool.

>>153252219
Copey was funnier

kwab at this being tavares' "accomplishment"

requesting footage of Bedard servicing the team to fire them up for pride night

>>153252224
>sert jarvis with the chicks

Im not watching laffs at lames im playing Roque trader

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>>153252237

>>153252233
jocelyn thibault was the girl goalie like manon rheaume

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epic statline

>>153252224
>not pictured: the messier card because fuck messier
based

>Blues followed the ruins stadium series script to a T.

>>153252235
That's nice. You still got raped tonight and are crying.

>>153252224
>nerd doesnt have Hentai cards

>The only woman to play in an NHL game is Manon Rhéaume, a goaltender who made history in 1992 by playing for the Tampa Bay Lightning in a preseason exhibition game, becoming the first woman to play in any of North America's major professional sports leagues. She signed a contract with the Lightning and played in two preseason games, facing NHL players and paving the way for future female athletes in professional hockey.
>preseason exhibition game
kek, they just LOVE to grasp at any straw.

>>153252254
Fuck that tournament. Taught Team Canada that winning every game 1-0 was possible

>>153252270
Preseason is still an important part of the NHL season.

holy shit wake up

>>153252270
Really paced the way for danica patrick and.......

TJ SOCHI.

>>153252277
Yeah, think of all that ticket, merch, concession, etc income gary would lose out on if they didn't have preseason for a fucking league that already plays 82+ games over 7 months.

I still defend and justify my trading of Celebrini before the season started in my fantasy hockey league.

manon played two games for my thundies :)

>>153252300
>games
games*

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Please Shorks

Get rid of the goalie trapezoid.
Get rid of the offsides dots and just go the face-off at center.
Get rid of the center line and have icing be only from the defensive zone.

>>153252310
Gary. Calm down.

can goalies take faceoffs?

>>153252310
>Get rid of the goalie trapezoid.
Won't happen, owners don't want to pay for injured goalies

>Get rid of the offsides dots and just go the face-off at center.
Yes

>Get rid of the center line and have icing be only from the defensive zone.
I think that would lead to a little too much dump and chase. They should just make it impossible to ice the puck if there's a defending skater on their side of centre. Icing once upon a time was created to increase offense but in practice it is currently decreasing it.

>>153252296
you already got your attention for this post

>>153252224
In some products it's the only thing with resale value because you'll have like Poulin's only rookie card in poverty-tier 2008 O-Pee-Chee, and even if the checklist has Stamkos or Tavares or someone like that, it's his 50th best card and probably worth five dollars

>>153252310
>Get rid of the goalie trapezoid.
I noticed the PWHL doesn't have the trapezoid. Do ladygoalies suck at playing the puck?

I'm starting to think Askarov isn't made to be an NHL goaltender.

>>153252337
Probably lack the strength needed to do it in full pads

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>>153252347
I really want to like him also. But jesus christ man.. 4 goals allowed on 10 shots?

>mild

>>153252337
>Do ladygoalies suck

Generally they lick

>>153252329
And I'll keep getting it. Cry about it.

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>canacuck seething about the Wild again
kwab. 1993. kys. etc.

Just fall over if you want a free tripping jt penalty against the hawks

>>153252347
You can't ever draft a goalie in the first round

>>153252224
you better have thrown that messier card in the trash

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>>153252369
False.

>>153252337
they play in some college rinks and NCAA doesn't have it either, so then you're going through the trouble of asking UMass Lowell to paint your stupid goalie lines for a rule that really has very little game impact

>>153252347
>6'3"
damn i was sure he was 6'1", just looks small in the net

that one mom looked young

So, is the ruins script going be recycled a second time tonight?

>>153252390
Moms used to be 12 or 13 back in the day.

>>153252366
or just wait for bedussy to start yapping at the refs about his femboy period cramps

>>153252224
That Roy card is based

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The Mammoth have mogged my Nuckies ever since Gary manifested them.

>>153252402
It all started in that goddamn pumpkin patch

>>153252399
Roy was retired by the same team twice...might even be a third someday.

>>153252402
If I were you, I'd pull the trigger if you end up with the 3rd pick as the last place team.

How is that not running the goulie?

>blackcawks
>it was 5-1

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>>153252352
That Rinzel goal was flat out unacceptable for an NHL caliber tender.
I really, really want him to be the guy but he's not improving, Ned is playing more consistently than him. You can only blame the defense for so long.

Attaboy Donato.

>>153252424
>love ICE
>Get'em
Absolutely BASED.

HAHAHAHA GARY STRIKES AGAIN IN BEANTOWN!!!

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I like how canucks fans think they will win the draft lottery when in reality this will just happen again

>>153252430
boston isn't playing tonight though.

The NHL and the Tampa bay lightning just took away 800,000 dollars from a charity donation cause a cancer survivor couldn't hit an extremely small target on live TV.

>>153252407
>>153252439
I'm well aware this is a complete cope, but I actually wouldn't mind if the Canucks didn't win the lottery. Picking first in a draft without a consensus 1st OA, as well as a retarded Swedish GM just seems too stressful.

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bought non-grated parmesan cheese and lost my cheese grater noooo

>>153252452
What do you expect from the sunbelt?

finally the losing streak is over

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

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finally the winning streak is continuing

>>153252472
>still in 3rd place
kwab

which canuck has the hottest mom?

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I'M BLUEG DA BU DI DA BU DAI

Refs tried to let the shorks in it. Too bad

>>153252482
Adam Foote

>>153252485
they were no match for gary's magnets today

Back in my day, the Olympics were hosted in one (1) city.

I really feel like we haven't properly respected Finnish people as the mysterious angels that they are. Do Europeans properly respect the Finnish people as a treasure? I haven't met one but I'm fairly certain they are very kind, intelligent people. They are mystical snow elves who play the mystical snow sport of Hockey. Please properly respect our Finnish posters on here who grace us with their presence.

>>153252452
don't forget baker mayfield's role in this

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can't believe he propositioned mack on the ice and we were denied

>Rantanen Dangles Through Jets For Nasty Goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahvc8gBplIQ

>>153252523
this is a heated rivalry

>anpoo plopp

>>153252518
do you mean swedes?
finns are alcoholic, autistic weirdos

>>153252529
sadly, it would be a friends to lovers deal, which is usually less fun. the actual heated rivalry was with smitty.

>>153252519
I hope he punched a few of the soon-to-be-dead leeches

What do the Leafs want for Matthews? My Blackhawks need him.

>>153252523
Couple of future Canucks right there.

>>153252523
why do they both have the same mouth shape and facial reactions?

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>>153252452
he simply should've wanted it more

>>153252538
That was very unkind slander you just posted. I meant Finns. What you describe as autism is their intelligence and unique wisdom. Their love of alcohol is because they have a strong curiosity about all things and their consumption is rooted in respecting all that the earth has to offer.

Please rescind your cruel characterization of the Finnish people and be kind to the Snow Elves. Respect the Finnish flag and Finnish posters, please. They are good at hockey and it makes sense that they play such a beautiful sport.

>>153252550
born in the same lab

Is there any modern player like PK Subban who just lets it rip from long range frequently? I know he was a bit of a meme but I love those shots.

>>153252549
Did you know the hawks have more regulation wins than the canucks

Wings are such fucking pussies

>>153252561
Darren Raddysh has 61 shots that are 90mph+. No one else has 40

Bedard is a gay little undersized homo who will never win anything because he's a liability on the ice.

I would literally stop watching hockey if the hawks got Matthews probably my least favorite player in the NHL. Just a totally empty point getter, no thanks

>>153252569
Apart from Shots Blocked by a Forward, I would assume the Canucks are last in any positive statistic.

Avs bootyshredded to pieces RIP
Wings win

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>muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh softpuuuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!!!!!

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>Asv baby raging

>>153252576
Yeah you need to have BIG STRONG MUSCLES if you want to play in the NHL. If only he was BLACK like an NFL player, if only he was a straight up BEAST. Could you imagine Ryan Reaves fucking your girlfriend?

for me? it's gibs0n

>>153252589
Gary. This isn't the blacked.com comment section. This is /hoc/.

Shutout for a shutout, simple as.

>>153252597
Bedard just doesn’t have the SIZE to play in the NHL. Imagine him in the locker room showers with a couple of BLACK BEASTS. You need to be BIG and TOUGH if you want to play in this league

>>153252605
Gary pls.

>>153252605
You don't have to say it that way.

>>153252528
It was against Luke Schenn, the reason to why the Winnipeg Jets will be forced to relocate in 15 years.

>>153252612
indeed, there are also white beasts

>>153252612
sorry I’m just ROCK HARD imagining that little homo twink Bedard getting spun like a top by some BEAST

Chicago should get Evander Kane to play with Bedard

Let's just agree to strike this thread from /hoc/ canon

>>153252424
lmao and then happened on their mexican appreciation night

>>153252640
Seconded, and I'll add every thread made before and after to the motion

20 year old Bedard has no chance. Everyone knows you have to be a physical BEAST to play in this league. Look at guys like Connor McDavid and Patrick Kane. They are straight up PHYSICAL SPECIMENS. They are pretty much BLACK in my mind. BLACK BEASTS that is

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>>153252642
the game is growing :)

sup bros casual from /nfl/ here. Trying to get into ice fight. Which team is the ROUGHEST and most BEASTLY. I want to watch strong men DOMINATE the competition.

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>>153252642
The Kings "Armenian Night" is still my favorite.

this gimmick has go away heat with me

I can’t wait to watch the US physically DOMINATE Canada at the Olympics. I don’t even care if we win , I just want to watch the Leafs get POUNDED HARD

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/hoc/ chads
we won back to back world /cric/ wars
now it seems we're under attack from /nfl/ and r/wwe
how do we rally up and swnd then home?

>>153252690
it's mlb

>>153252690
false flag attacks from /cric/, use your brain

>>153252674
Whyyyyyy don't you assskkkkk theeeeeee kidsattianimensquuuaaarrre.

Let them fight! What the hell is the refs problem?

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Hughes didn't cheer on any of the goals he got assist on, not even the OT winner. I'm getting worried he's already decided to not re-sign.

>>153252696
/mlb/ was never a threat baseball is for idiots
>>153252697
sheeiiiit they do speak english
shitposting hides their accents

>>153252708
>gets traded for even more next offseason
kek. keep seething softpusy wannabe faggot.

>>153252708
It's their job to score. Do you scream shout and cheer every time you do something right at work?

>>153252725
Yeah

>>153252717
Ok, pedo.

>>153252725
I've been known to slam my stick in frustration at work.

>>153252733
I recognize the throw your head back and roll your eyes thing a lot of these guys do because it's my signature move

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>>153252725
I prefer this move since my office is quiet.

>>153252725
Several of my co-workers unironically think like that. Boss just tells them "thank you for doing the work I hired and paid you to do" when they start to kvetch.

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>>153252717
I'm a Wild fan you retarded libshit.

>>153252754
that's a Dallas Stars hat.

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>Avs can't even score a single goal now
what the FUCK

>>153252770
Shit team

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The race for 1st in the Central is getting real interesting.

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>>153252778

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>January and February come around
>Some teams that were doing good just decide to start being complete dog shit
Why does this happen every season

>>153252814
It's a long season. The legit teams get their shit together in time for the playoffs while the frauds end up being first round upsets.

>>153252523
correction: mack propositioned bedard, but we were still denied.

>>153252708
going from raining jeet filled Vancouver to now being in a frozen wasteland surrounded by Somalians didnt cure his sadness

>>153252814
drugs wear off
a lot of pro /hoc/ anons are substance enabled frauds

drinkin beers

if Bedard made the Olympic team he could be having sleepovers with Celebrini

>>153252839
just pace yourself

>>153252754
no, you're a shithead dumb faggot eurotard who seethes about american hockey.

>>153252839
Go nuts!

>>153252839
just like my higgins

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What an absolute disaster of a conference.

>>153252846
Go out and protest some more you dumb fuck.

>>153252886
It's a tougher conference which makes it harder to get points.

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>pant turds

One of them driving a semi truck killed some teen hockey players again

>>153252856
i aint drivin

>>153252856
OUR higgies :)

The Panthers are now 8th in the Atlantic

>>153252953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G9-pWQyY3k

The Maple Leafs have 1 more win than the Golden Knights.

>>153252886
the west needs to add some SIZE if they want to win. You gotta be BIG to play hockey. Look at all the greats that have ever played the game. all physical BEASTS

>>153253003
Do you think the shitshow in the Pacific is going to be enough for the league to rethink how points are awarded

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>>153253009
No. Bettman is happy with the current point and playoff system. And he isn't the kind of person to admit failure.

I can’t wait to watch the Tkachuk brothers choreograph some epic fights during the Olympics. I get rock hard thinking about them pounding some euro sissies.
FREE BIRD!

>>153253028
What are you, gay?

>>153253036
You don't have to be gay to enjoy a heated rivalry

>>153253028
anon yuro /hoc/ has no fighting

>>153253040
kek

>>153253028
They'd get ejected instantly because we are playing with pussy IIHF rules.

>>153253028
Fighting is illegal in the olympics.

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>>153253044
Yes we do. Players just get thrown out of the game if they do it.

>>153253059
God the IHF are such pussies. Hockey should be about physically dominating your opponent. Rough, physical, passionate. Fuck the IHF

>>153253078
nah goons protect
they don't generate offense

>>153253092
tell that to this fucking cocksucker >>153252576

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Sometimes you just gotta be there for your bros, flamesbros.
A good buddy who had a tried and true laffs fan for a dad had lost him and this particular game was mentally fucking with him hard so I wanted to make sure when the laffs came to town it didn't crush him and we go no matter what, the op was a massive W
The Flames themselves? massive bums but who didn't already know that
anyways thank you for asking and for reading gg laffs it was an obvious w right from puck drop

who tf cares about fighting in the olympics as if that is what is making it illegitimate? Without russia just put a big fat asterisk on every medal.

jfc i hate slafbustky and the glaze around him just fuck off

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'evening /hoc/. as the Bruins and I are taking some time off at the moment I will instead promote my more geographically local team. GO... KOOKABURRAS !

>>153253139
This is a good point. It’s one of the many reasons I’ll be rooting against the US

>>153253078
Fuck of the IIHF for cutting out the retarded goons that can't actually play? Goons and pests are a plague on hockey. All they do is rack up penalties and suck the fun out of the game. If not for the salary cap many of these guys would be out of the league as teams move to maximize skill and the league would be better off for it.

>>153253139
r*sskies are druggies

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>>153253154
Whatever it takes to win.

>>153253153
I couldn’t agree with you more honestly. Thoughts on the US roster? I’m thinking it’s dogshit

>>153253133
you're a good friend and person bro

>>153253153
Rempe was fun for a couple weeks that's not so bad

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>Vancouver Canucks forward Filip Chytil exits game against Utah Mammoth with undisclosed injury

>>153253078
I too love heated rivalry uwu

>>153253154
>>153253157
And this is the 2 reasons to why Barkov will make sensational comeback 3 months earlier than expected.

He's a Russian and he plays for the Panthers who have cheated before.

>>153253186
stone cold said cte isn't real

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>>153253148
What the fuck

watching raw

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>>153253186

>>153252988
>>153252988
Good they need to miss the playoffs

>>153253167
Guerin is an inside man. He chose Brock Nelson over Tage Thompson last year

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mcdavid wrote a heartfelt player's tribune essay today (or yesterday if you are in the future):
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/connor-mcdavid-nhl-hockey-canada-edmonton-oilers

it's a library in philly for this jevon evans el grande americano match it's like a laffs game

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:(

>>153253245
I'm surprised he's literate.

>>153253256
KWAB

>>153253256
ILYSM

>>153253258
he did win the most academic player of the year award in junior

based gunther

>>153253256
I don’t understand why the hockey world is rooting against Bedard so much but then I remember the majority of people that are active on the internet are hollow bitter people

olympic womans curling starting in about 12 hours

>>153253273
who the fuck is rooting against bedard and let me know where they are so I can punch them in the face!

>>153253275
preggo nooticer

>>153253273
I don't think that's the meaning of the picture, but it was probably an inevitable meme for people to latch onto when there's an obvious comparison player with a more complete game and stronger presence.

>>153253275
Didn’t ask

>>153253288
you must be retarded because curling rules

>>153253264
In tough competition, I'm sure.
>>153253280
>player with a more complete game
Bedard is better than Celebrini in every advanced stat there is.

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he dead soon I bet

>>153253299
(You)

>>153253301
At least his brain will be.

>>153253280
I know that’s not the point of the meme lol, I’m talking about the way the two are compared.

Honestly I feel insane the way people talk about Celebrini and Bedard, they must be watching a different version of Celebrini than I am. They’re different players with different skill sets but to pretend like there’s any meaningful difference between the two in terms of how they’re playing currently and any potential ceiling they have just seems like not really based in material reality.


The reality is people hate the Blackhawks, they hate the city of a Chicago and they will always default to rooting against them. They’re going to have to deal with it here, in the not so distant future

>oba femi showing up out of nowhere to wreck the war raiders like local talent jobbers
kino

>>153253288
>and then i showed my stepmom my laptop to show her im fitting in

>>153253311
I agree comparing them is silly. They're obviously not the same kind of player. But I think there's an impression that Celebrini is more noticeable in action because of the '200-foot game' thing.
Maybe it's because he's slightly taller! A lot of hockey evaluations seem to be based on vibes and looking at numbers in isolation.

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>Read more about how these odds are calculated
No, no I don't think I will. No serious calculating machine predicts higher playoff chances than 0% for a team that are losing their next game and predicts 0% before that game.

>n-no you can't compare these two guys that are born one year apart b-because...
Lmao the cope. Celebrini mogs Bedard in every single way and that has become obvious to general public.

>>153253327
>stepmom
based dad teaching his son how to share

celebrini and bedard are good friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTwDhW7EezM

Bring the WHA back

>>153253344
Imagine being mogged by your friend

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>>153253344

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hory shet

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Since Grier traded for an injured Kiefer Sherwood Forest, the Sharks are 2-2-1 and has dropped out of the playoffs.

>>153253372
Leafs fans don't just have too much money, they're obviously brain dead too.

holy fuck liv's tiny shorts

>>153253404
can you see her balls and penis?

>>153253382
what's their record since mack pissed off the wrong etsy witch by liking kai trump on instagram?

>>153253407
wtf

>>153253410
answer the question tranny, it's not that hard

>>153253416
oh i see your confusion, you have your feds mixed up kwab

>>153253382
damn did he borrow those lips from crosby

>>153253416
you seem to have things mixed up like your own gender

>>153253422
>>153253428
Why can't you tannies just answer if you can see the other trannies cock and balls? Or is xhe like (You) two and thinks having an ax wound makes you a woman?

the hell's a tannie

>>153253437
brownoids are easily confused by typos

>>153253447
is your brownoid boogeyman in the room rn bud

>>153253461
Naw, but the brown tranny is replying to me itt. Why? Do you think there is a mild fan hiding under my chair?

>>153253465
>do you think
i think you need to take your meds desu

>>153253468
so you don't think

Did y2j come back yet

>>153253473
what

>>153253477
I bet you say that a lot

>>153253482
what

>>153253476
nope

its was like wiping like a sharpie tip after laying that crushing marner

>>153253487
Did anything cool happen besides that huge nig

>>153253498
liv's berries and twig fell out

>>153253500
So the usual