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/heem/ - heem edition 02/04/26(Wed)13:00:46 No.153261727 NEWS
>Ciryl Gane vs Alex Pereira at 327 leak
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/khamzat-chimaev/khamzat-chimaev-and-ciryl-gane-train-in-the-middle-east-because-real-recognize-real-per-surging-pfl-star/
Pouya Rahmani and Khamzat are training with Gane for his fight. Pouya says Gane is fighting *on the same card as Azamat Murzakanov* which is UFC 327 in April. Gane vs Pereira was rumored for 327 a month ago.
>Other news
All fighters with upcoming matches plan to win their next fight by knockout, submission or decision - bjpenn.com
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:04:46 No.153261736 >Gane is training wrestling
>for a pereira fight
He may he more retarded than we thought
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:05:45 No.153261739 we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWMpHWC1qh8
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:05:52 No.153261740 first for luke
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:09:09 No.153261746 >>153261736
He's training with Azamat. The Bahrain team is in Dubai in the same place as khamzat... Very bad for Pereira... Gane can kill him any way he wants... Poor pereddit
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:10:16 No.153261750 >>153261746
Brutal 48-47 competitive decision incoming
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:11:26 No.153261754 MANEL KAPE IS MY FAVOURITE FIGHTER.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:15:01 No.153261764 >>153261750
I wish. A long fight would be fun to watch. But Pereira's chin is just gone. He's got lucky fighting meme fighters for his last few fights. I'd say round 3 he gets knocked out.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:17:01 No.153261767 >>153261764
>pereira’s chin is gone
Luckily his brainstem is fresh and untouched
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:17:06 No.153261768 >>153261754
thats terrence crawford b
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:23:41 No.153261788 >>153261739
Thank you local heems poster.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:30:39 No.153261813 Not trying to hate on volk but land down under is a bad walkout song and a dulls the crowd even his home crowd. It should play after he wins only
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:37:34 No.153261833 >>153261727
wait so they are stripping aspinal????
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:38:50 No.153261840 >>153261767
>Lucky his brain stem is fresh and untouched
Not for long..
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:43:01 No.153261849 >>153261833
Last month it was leaked that it was for a vacant title. That was before anyone thought it was real. I bet it’s interim. But they could push to strip him since tom is offering zero estimates into how long until it’s healed. He only has a syndrome that can’t be measured other than him saying he is seeing better
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:59:43 No.153261902 >>153261833
It wouldn’t surprise me, Dana doesn’t like Tom that much. It would be like Jiri/Jamahal where he’s promised a title shot once healthy
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:06:41 No.153261923 Joe rogan in an empty dark room with no doors, tied to a chair. his eye are sealed shut and he can only use his mouth and his hands to feed himself the unseasoned grilled beef that randomly materialezes every now and then in a plate infront of him. He is deeply scared and dreaded. Always worrying if the beef is poisoned or if his traeger grill got stolen or worse; used by someone else..
Joe rogan sleeps and later woken up by something slapping his face repeatedly and in a steady motion. Joe rogan is frightened. he can't use his hands to identify the object but he can feel the soft texture and long, cylindrical shape that is slappin his face. Joe rogan yells with a shaky voice "who's there!?". A voice in the room responds "it's me you blockbuster, you like my big hawlg?".
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:14:17 No.153261939 Little St James Fight Island
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:16:15 No.153261946 I just woke up and I'm going to eat a double cheeseburger, I feel my prime kicking in
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:16:58 No.153261951 Kek andy asspiss suicide imminent
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:22:50 No.153261974 >poatan heems gone
>aspinall submits poatan
>gone suicides
tomchads we won again
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:23:55 No.153261980 Schaub was saying he would've kicked Tai Tuivasa's ass in his day on The Fighter and the Kid. And do you know what? I'm inclined to agree with him.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:27:06 No.153261988 yeah I'd pick Schaub then and now honestly, Tay Tumtum is a fat sack of useless shit
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:29:11 No.153261995 >>153261988
Schaub just signed with DAZN so expect fireworks
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:33:23 No.153262014 >>153261736
Yes gane has the size to drown pereddit as it is. Now it will be even worse for pereira sadly
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:41:22 No.153262055 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:46:58 No.153262071 >>153261995
based, finally ThicccDADDY has returned to combat sports!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:58:18 No.153262104 Hello
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:10:11 No.153262153 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:13:08 No.153262164 >>153262055
Nah fake news. If you would have watched the K.O. Memoirs you’d know he killed an opponent in the cage in his early amateur mma days, then the dead opponents son got kidnapped by the French mafia and his mom (the widow who Gane was also fucking, along with the female detective ) then gane had to kill the mafia and save the son to make it right.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:16:31 No.153262173 [Sad News]
Jean Silva and Mauricio Ruffy have broken up.
"I'm not going to be the one to expose anything... Jean and Ruffy doesn't exist anymore. It only existed in my head." - Jean Silva
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2018841074991833348
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:24:08 No.153262220 >black
>raped
>gay
>alcoholic
>dead brother
>crippled
like bruh pick a struggle jon lmao
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:30:19 No.153262241 >>153262220
Crippled?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:31:23 No.153262250 Holy FUCK I can't believe Ruffy would betray the Fighting Nerds like that what the hell
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:33:43 No.153262259 Ruffy introduced jean's Mrs to his long johnson
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:36:44 No.153262267 >>153262241
he has severe arthritis and needs a hip replacement
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:40:31 No.153262282 >>153261980
Tai would have cold heemed him like big country, sad to say. Schaub should have ignored Joe and went to light heavyweight
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:43:53 No.153262301 >>153262267
Taken one too many back shots I fear
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:44:34 No.153262303 Ticktock
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:45:21 No.153262305 >>153262282
Roy is leagues about Tai
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:49:48 No.153262316 >>153262173
This guy is like an woman
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:50:04 No.153262318 >>153262307
Jonnyboners…..
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:51:14 No.153262324 >>153262282
Schaub is three times the athletic Tai is. Schaub would fucking embarass Tai on on the feet with speed and could take Tai down at will. Really showing your ass hear, man. Grow up.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:54:49 No.153262337 >>153262305
Tai is figuratively Roy's Austrailian cousin
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:55:20 No.153262340 Levels.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:59:22 No.153262356 >>153262340
send him 2-3 years dagestan
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:00:45 No.153262361 Tom Aspinall sacrificed almost 3 years of his prime to beg for a fight that was never going to happen. Openly pleaded for a boxing promoter to pay him a living wage before getting blinded and retired by a guy Jon Jones submitted in two minutes.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:06:09 No.153262381 >>153262361
Oh yeah? Jon Jones is gay
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:06:56 No.153262385 >>153262381
White boys is piggies for BBC.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:07:19 No.153262392 >>153262361
What else was he meant to do? He fought twice while Jon was sitting out
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:12:03 No.153262412 Rape isn’t funny
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:15:19 No.153262420 >>153262392
Tomala was asking to be raped when xhe wore xer DDPs to the press conference.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:22:26 No.153262445 gane shouldn't even be allowed to fight considering he lost to volkov, the cheating little bitch. nigger filth
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:22:50 No.153262448 >>153262392
He fought once.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:24:31 No.153262453 >>153262445
Gane fought and won with a broken foot
Keep seething 0 champstralia
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:25:55 No.153262459 >>153262453
>current Australian champs
1
>current whatever backwater slav shithole you come from champs
0
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:27:06 No.153262464 >>153262445
Gane beat Volkov
>inb4 b-b-b-but-
Judges scored it for Gane. Any other take is just reality denial and seething.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:27:37 No.153262466 >>153262448
Pavlovich, Blaydes
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:28:01 No.153262468 >>153262420
Hi guys I'm a little knew to heem and I have no idea what this post means. Can someone ellxplain
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:30:13 No.153262471 >>153262468
It roughly translates to "Mom deleted my porn folder and I'm upset."
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:31:14 No.153262476 >>153262468
It’s untreated mental illness from a Pakistani immigrant
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:31:44 No.153262479 >>153262464
> and my heckin sport is REAL and not WWE!!!!
> btw i cant wait for
> the next omalley title run
> chama title run, since in this totally legit sport there's NO REASON to have an ahnk 3!!
> and my totally real, skill based topouria justin main event!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:32:36 No.153262481 >>153262464
the blackest, niggerest, coaliest, brimstone, nigger filth hands typed this pedophilic post
>*rapes your mum*
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:33:46 No.153262487 >>153262459
Balkanovski will never be Australian
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:34:16 No.153262488 >>153262445
poor mad broke little reddit bitch..
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:34:38 No.153262491 >>153262479
You are a blithering idiot.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:35:43 No.153262494 >>153262481
You guys always toss around pedophile as an insult like you aren't actively lusting after children.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:35:56 No.153262496 >>153262468
Timmy turd lumps squatted and squirted in xer dirty diaper panties for Ganedaddy to glide in and gape xer chocolate cavern
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:38:32 No.153262509 >>153262487
Unless you’re aboriginal, your family migrated there or were banished to Australia
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:39:10 No.153262511 >>153262445
when you think about it, not only volkov exposed the many holes in Gane's striking by dropping him, but also his lack of power
pillowfisted BUM didnt even wooble volkov in eight rounds
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:41:27 No.153262521 >>153262487
>slavs are so ashamed of slavland they would rather jump ship and move to any other country possible
Volk carries an Australian flag to the ring :)
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:41:36 No.153262522 >>153262267
One step closer to vehicular suicide in I-25
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:47:20 No.153262541 >>153262479
The sport part is when the timer starts and before it ends. Sport doesn’t = tournament. A 1 on 1 basketball game outside is a sport lol
If they really gave a fuck about O’Malley they wouldn’t have given him Merab at the sphere. They already told Merab after the O’Malley yadong fight that he gets the yan trilogy next.
By your own rules, ank shouldn’t get a rematch because he’s 3 wins in his last 6 matches and got heemed in the first round kek
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:51:10 No.153262563 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:51:22 No.153262568 >>153262552
Factual post
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:53:52 No.153262577 >muh journalists
oh no
>*checks flag*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:56:07 No.153262592 >>153262552
in many ways, convincingly beating volkov over the course of 5 rounds and then reinforcing it with another 3 round decision is far more impressive than landing a fluke sub
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:56:22 No.153262594 Reminder that the guy who was calling Aaron Pico a stud is also an unironic Ganefag
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:57:49 No.153262605 Aaron Pico is a stud, whatever do you mean? He looks like he jumped out of a card from Girl Talk
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:59:05 No.153262615 Ganedaddy got the Tomala 'cord SQUEALING
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:59:59 No.153262620 >>153262615
Hey man hows life
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:00:10 No.153262622 Kody Steele.
Aaron Pico.
Tallison Texeira.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:01:21 No.153262631 oh no he's posting his collection of screenshots
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:02:05 No.153262633 >>153262173
>>153262303
same energy
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:02:25 No.153262637 >>153262563
nothing but a groupthink ritual you're a part of
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:03:46 No.153262648 >>153262622
Holy shit this is the funniest post I have ever seen lmao
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:03:51 No.153262649 This is what your crush sees in her fantasies.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:03:58 No.153262650 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:05:47 No.153262659 >>153262620
Pretty good, playing some WoW
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:05:59 No.153262660 Stud
2. Informal: a young man thought to be very active sexually or regarded as a good sexual partner
That's Pico.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:07:23 No.153262669 I've seen all of Tallison’s fights. I get it. You have to trust the eye test. It doesn't matter if you're fighting in the UFC or in the Moroccan regionals—good technique and physical attributes are just as visible. I call out prospects on pretty much every single card and a supermajority of them deliver. Tallison is for real.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:09:57 No.153262686 I've seen ALL of Joilton Lutterbach's fights.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:10:33 No.153262690 If pico has anyone in his life that loves him he'd never fight again
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:12:04 No.153262699 >>153262669
Quality pasta
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:16:33 No.153262728 Nothing has been the same since Lutterbach pulled out.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:17:12 No.153262735 The quality of discussion on other generals is much higher than it is on /heem/
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:17:37 No.153262739 usman nurmagomedov is fighting this weekend and literally no one knows
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:20:27 No.153262762 >>153262739
So you're nobody b? You're just a non-person? Cool, I guess.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:20:38 No.153262765 >>153262552
Turdmala would have folded with 2 broken feet and given up in the first
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:20:43 No.153262767 >>153262739
Don’t put yourself down man
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:23:16 No.153262785 Dear ALL MMA Promotors: More MMA is not better. No one cares anymore. Better MMA is better, Please fix your product. Thanks in advance.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:24:29 No.153262791 >>153262739
this is why we follow the ufc. nobody cares about the big fish over in the small pond. the people want to gather at the lake.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:29:53 No.153262818 WE will never follow THEM.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:29:59 No.153262819 poosman is "undefeated" and still worse than umnar
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:30:42 No.153262823 Musaev’s entire career is just heeming other brazzas now
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:31:03 No.153262825 >>153262633
desu if you don't flop in UFC you're just memeing yourself
vet move is to eyepoke on (((accident))) first round (increases win rate to 74%) then flop to get a five minute breather any time you feel your cup get touched
also if they grab the fence you have to immediately let go and scream about it, don't just try to fight through it
rules are cosmetic unless you bitch and moan so much it becomes embarrassing and the ref HAS to do something just to get you to fight again
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:31:29 No.153262831 >>153262823
damn he's got some bounce to those tits
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:32:18 No.153262834 He dug his own grave by choosing to use the world ''literally''.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:32:33 No.153262836 >>153262825
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:33:06 No.153262838 >>153262735
t. Tallison Teixeira's biggest fan
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:33:47 No.153262842 >>153262831
Shamilk moosaev
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:37:18 No.153262862 >>153262838
>t. Tallison Teixeira's biggest fan
what's it like?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:37:27 No.153262865 >>153262735
Oh for sure b but I disagree. Respectfully
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:38:16 No.153262871 cheap people give me the niggard ick
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:39:44 No.153262884 >>153262563
>>153262552
>17 seconds clip of a 3 rounder
>Zero ground control showcased
>Zero damage inflicted
It is universally agreed that Gane not only lost this fight but also the story by attempting panic wrassling after Volkov dropped him.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:39:57 No.153262886 >>153262862
It's a hard life but it's rewarding when I see my boy struggle with ancient fatasses
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:40:10 No.153262888 Fresh Usdaddy trvke
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:41:22 No.153262897 >>153262739
I dont know who that is.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:42:00 No.153262905 >>153262888
Says the biggest kwab shitter, he would unironically get mauled by pimbitch
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:42:09 No.153262907 >>153262888
Is it suddenly wring because a guy with a fluffy hat said it
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:42:21 No.153262909 PFL Dubai: Nurmagomedov vs. Davis Full Fight Card
Usman Nurmagomedov vs. Alfie Davis
Ramazan Kuramagomedov vs. Shamil Musaev
Abdoul Abdouraguimov vs. Kendly St. Louis
Jesus Pinedo vs. Salamat Isbulaev
Pouya Rahmani vs. Karl Williams
Amru Magomedov vs. Kolton Englund
Taylor Lapilus vs. Kasum Kasumov
Renat Khavalov vs. Edgars Skrīvers
Amin Ayoub vs. Makkasharip Zaynukov
Denise Kielholtz vs. Antonia Silvaneide
Luke Trainer vs. Rob Wilkinson
Khabib Nabiev vs. Ahmed Sami
Haider Khan vs. Jhony Gregory
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:43:51 No.153262914 >>153262884
>so here is an even shorter clip of gane tanking some spinny shit
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:43:54 No.153262915 >>153262888
usman hasn't finished a fight since he fought benson henderson
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:45:21 No.153262931 Where's Noah!!?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:45:51 No.153262934 >>153262929
Smart picks.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:46:41 No.153262948 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:46:50 No.153262949 >>153262929
30% of /heem/ is us oldheads b
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:46:56 No.153262952 I'm worried for Usman Nurmagomedov because Alfie Davis has dynamite in his hands
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:47:35 No.153262957 >>153262909
WE will be watching this.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:49:02 No.153262972 >>153262948
vociferous knockdown
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:49:15 No.153262974 >>153262929
Paddy won the story.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:49:31 No.153262976 >>153262952
Piggy Davis is ripe for an oinkin’
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:50:41 No.153262983 >>153262976
Alfie Davis has heat in south florida? What did he do to y'all
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:51:08 No.153262991 >>153262957
we'll be too busy discussing BKFC KNUCKLEMANIA VI i'm afraid
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:51:32 No.153262993 >>153262915
Usdaddy never misses.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:51:48 No.153262995 >>153262888
talmbout?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:52:43 No.153262998 >Steroids are HARAM.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:55:26 No.153263013 >>153262993
Ilia Topuria has finished 15 of his 17 fights.
Usman Nurmagomedov has finished 14 of his 20 fights.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:57:08 No.153263021 >>153263013
At lightweight?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:58:20 No.153263028 >>153263013
Yeah duh, there is a reason Topuria is world champion and a multi-millionaire and just one unemployed homosexual here is spamming about Usman.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:58:43 No.153263031 u sit on 4chan and fantasize/seethe anonymously about people who don't even know u exist while they go about living their lives and doing things
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:59:44 No.153263037 >>153263028
I think he's just making you seethe bro. Work your brain out
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:59:46 No.153263038 >>153263019
>>153263031
Combat sports.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:00:06 No.153263043 >>153263031
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:00:23 No.153263044 >volk three months after islam knocked him out
>max cutting back down to 145
>38 year old gaethje
lucky guy
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:00:45 No.153263047 >>153263038
Uh oh we found an autistic seether
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:00:48 No.153263048 >>153263037
That's what you think?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:01:22 No.153263052 >>153262884
2 rounds to 1 for gane (7 - 1 in both fights) Entire third round was a neutral position and volkov stuck defending a sub attempt.
And to think Gane beat him with 3 broken toes from the first kick of the fight. Truly chilling… Tomala could never…
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:01:40 No.153263055 >>153263031
Usdaddy got the porkedcord squirting sadly
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:04:03 No.153263069 >>153263055
wow that belt looks like shit
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:07:42 No.153263088 >>153263069
We will strip Clitia’s chastity belt.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:08:22 No.153263091 Usdaddy vs Umdaddy, who wins?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:08:51 No.153263094 >Paul Hughes - Decision - Unanimous
>Paul Hughes - Decision - Majority
>Alexander Shabily - Decision - Unanimous
>Brent Primus - Overturned to No Contest - Overturned Reason:
Nurmagomedov Positive Drug Test
>Benson Henderson - Rear Naked Choke
>Patricky Pitbull - Decision - Unanimous
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:10:33 No.153263106 >>153263094
This says a lot about the most recent 6 fights of Usman Nurmagomedov and their results.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:11:09 No.153263109 The decision is mightier than the TKO.
Ganedaddy understood this, Tomala couldn’t.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:12:47 No.153263128 a decision win is the same as heeming
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:13:57 No.153263142 Ilia Negative Wife Test
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:14:05 No.153263144 Usdaddy is a mogger.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:16:22 No.153263164 >>153263128
Umar is most likely the most skillful brazza in the game, his only flaw is his lack of 5 round experience, he should ask for a fight night main event next time
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:16:35 No.153263165 >>153262552
Not only did Gane beat Volkov twice, but he also beat the two other fighters who simulated him (Lewis and Aspinall). Really goes on to show you that levels are, in fact, a part of the game.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:17:53 No.153263178 >>153263144
is that what we're calling them these days
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:19:47 No.153263196 >gassing a desicionating pfl champion
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:19:55 No.153263199 >>153262948
Someone needs to teach paddy a peak out
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:21:29 No.153263214 >>153263164
he's had one and it was a fucking snoozer
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:24:13 No.153263240 >>153263214
It was a technical masterclass, something your cazzie peabrain is incapable of appreciating
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:25:18 No.153263251 You guys have no idea how shit poosman is. The guy shouldn't pass a blind man's eye test
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:26:06 No.153263265 Kamaru Usman destroyed his knees from bouncing on it vociferious crazy style
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:26:38 No.153263268 >>153263240
>2 guys refusing to do anything
>one of them wins on points because the country that paid for the show wanted him to win
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:28:46 No.153263287 >>153263268
Average strickgaped “fight”
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:29:14 No.153263290 Merab prolapsed Pigmar's hand
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:30:05 No.153263300 >>153263287
how much do you think the country of houston paid for a strickland headliner
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:30:41 No.153263308 >>153263287
what about when he beat the fuck out of the dog botherer
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:34:37 No.153263338 >>153263308
I had 48-47 for Daddysanya
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:36:05 No.153263350 WE had it 50-45 for Lopes
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:37:42 No.153263361 >>153263350
Read that at the urinal earlier, felt inspired.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:41:09 No.153263393 controversial early stoppages are the only legitimate wins. in these cases, a fighter has brought the referee to a point of fear and panic. if the closest observer is afraid you may be about to kill or severely injure your opponent, you have won.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:44:57 No.153263421 Clitia’s wife wouldn’t’ve left if he looked like this
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:47:05 No.153263447 it's only a real heem if you heem your opponent and continue trying to hit him after the ref stops the fight and then start fighting the ref because he's being a little bitch about your heemin'. otherwise how can we be sure that was a real heem if you can just hit the switch and stop when the ref waddles overs and screeches "STOP"
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:54:09 No.153263509 Usdaddy won the feet battle.
https://men.wikifeet.com/Usman_Nurmagomedov
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:02:22 No.153263577 bro you're literally gay
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:06:57 No.153263610 >>153263393
what does that say about late stoppages then?
that even though you actually heemed and are beating on a corpse you just look so pathetic it doesn't count?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:07:31 No.153263616 ariel helwani is absolute dogshit
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:09:29 No.153263638 >>153263421
It was the tattoos. Tattoos are very bitch coded.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:10:07 No.153263644 >>153262929
Paddy was -230 implying a roughly 70% chance to win. You would expect people to pick paddy at a 70% clip
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:11:25 No.153263661 >>153262739
Do you mean Said? Is Usman his real name?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:13:07 No.153263670 just heard that Usman and Makhachev were fighting this weekend
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:13:12 No.153263672 so is PFL just Bellator now or what
no more tournaments?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:13:54 No.153263677 >>153263644
shh heem doesn't understand that
they just see is or isn't
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:15:04 No.153263688 >>153262929
lmao
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:18:08 No.153263708 oh the magic betting lines it's just a gauge of where degenerate gamblers are losing their money
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:20:03 No.153263720 >>153263708
that argument may work for closing lines but opening are purely based off of simulations
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:26:53 No.153263792 >>153263720
simulations my ass it's based on dreidel spins
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:28:45 No.153263811 what's next for patricia r pimblett
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:31:06 No.153263842 Now let's see Usdaddy’s Nurmagochadov’s feet. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness. Oh, my God!
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:31:34 No.153263848 ussyman
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:31:41 No.153263849 amru magomedov fight week
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:32:31 No.153263857 >>153262929
he would've won but gaethje knew britoids can't handle eyepokes
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:46:46 No.153263975 >>153263849
that guy is
>a pedophile
>obsessed with conor mcgregor
>mentally ill
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:50:58 No.153264015 >conor mcgregor
that's how you know it's a newfag redditor who got a link from his troon cord
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:51:42 No.153264023 pussyman nurmagomedov
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:52:57 No.153264030 i like ufc
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:53:54 No.153264035 >>153264023
Nurmingemedov was right there you’re not good at these
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:55:55 No.153264051 >>153264035
shut up gaylord
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:57:53 No.153264068 >>153264035
But that wasn't funny dumbass
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:04:17 No.153264138 >>153264030
human cockfighting!
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:06:27 No.153264159 >>153264068
Neither is Clozapig oinking while raping its dead mommy but it still does it.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:09:43 No.153264197 >>153264159
Excellent post.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:10:02 No.153264203 Dishonest post.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:10:14 No.153264204 UFC Island House
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:13:11 No.153264237 call your congressman and tell them you want mixed martial arts banned
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:14:07 No.153264249 >>153264237
Nah fuck that
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:14:27 No.153264252 My pornstar name will be galactic throat
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:16:03 No.153264266 >takes drag from cigarette
>blows smoke in your face
What do you do?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:17:43 No.153264277 >tfw my gf actually did it
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:18:18 No.153264283 >>153264266
Hey don't do that man
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:19:29 No.153264295 >>153264266
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:21:07 No.153264313 is aljamain sterling the greatest fighter of all time?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:22:38 No.153264330 >>153264266
takes your cigarette and use it to light my own
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:26:02 No.153264372 >>153264266
Spit directly in your eyes and follow it up with a rip to the liver when your hands move up
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:34:05 No.153264459 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:35:38 No.153264483 the problem with movsar is he's lazy and always out of shape
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:36:51 No.153264497 >>153264459
*pulls out in you’re path*
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:39:31 No.153264524 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:41:13 No.153264543 >bong tries to avoid thinking about degenerate sexual shit for 5 minutes challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Kill yourself at your earliest convenience
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:41:48 No.153264549 Pigloev's bussy got FRIGHTENED of BEASTpuria's BBC I fear
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:44:02 No.153264564 >>153262318
>bones was molested as a kid
that might explain a lot of things
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:44:51 No.153264572 >>153264549
He was scared of the stench from Clitia’s botched bottom surgery
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:44:55 No.153264573 >>153264513
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:45:15 No.153264575 >>153264513
Ohhh he clipped him
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:46:01 No.153264581 AGPkalaev experienced xher first sissypigasm when xher daddy hit xher piggy bank just right
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:46:57 No.153264587 Ilia would give that cringe little rich fag a blue collar beat down nuff said
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:47:21 No.153264592 >>153264573
Erdaddy still got ya boiminge moist huh
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:50:32 No.153264621 >>153264581
we all do the ankalaev shuffle here
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:53:36 No.153264645 >>153264592
sfl niggas be the craziest
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:54:14 No.153264649 arman is simply not that guy
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:54:56 No.153264656 >>153264649
Yep
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:00:57 No.153264693 Two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:02:17 No.153264709 fighters breaking and getting manually put back into the position always feels wrong
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:05:16 No.153264745 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:12:12 No.153264816 >>153264745
I'm not reading this shit
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:12:43 No.153264819 >>153264745
I read all of that
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:15:24 No.153264852 Kurtis Campbell vs Danny Silva
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:15:53 No.153264857 jre mma show with shamil gaziev
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:18:03 No.153264880 Michael Page vs Sam Patterson
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:19:04 No.153264888 Luke Riley vs Michael Aswell
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:19:37 No.153264894 >>153264626
Why’d you sign your post at the end?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:21:15 No.153264906 >>153264852
The People's main event
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:21:29 No.153264910 >>153264894
posterity
and don't you make a posterior joke you god damned faggot
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:21:55 No.153264914 Shaqueme Rock vs Abdul-Kareem al-Selwady
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:24:36 No.153264947 >>153264894
Huh?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:25:12 No.153264956 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:27:48 No.153264984 >>153264956
insane that all of them finish prime gsp in 1 round
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:29:26 No.153264998 >>153264956
Crazy that Pisslam is begging to fight #10 Usman dude has got no balls
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:29:43 No.153265002 >>153264947
>huh?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:33:47 No.153265054 Right well uh, anyway...
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:34:31 No.153265068 >>153265002
The hand attached to that arm has been used to sexually stimulate the genitals of male to female transsexuals.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:36:34 No.153265093 >>153265068
Turn that monitor on my friend, you're looking at your own reflection again I'm afraid.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:41:10 No.153265138 >>153265109
We don't sign our posts here
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:41:32 No.153265146 >>153265093
The person in this image >>153265002 openly admits to having sexual relations with male to female transsexual individuals, with a particular preference for blacks. These are things she told us herself.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:42:45 No.153265161 >>153262173
Ruffy saved Silva from committing suicide.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:44:18 No.153265180 >>153265161
why do the shitting turds want to kill themselves so bad
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:44:46 No.153265183 >>153264956
>belal alongside the US flag
racist
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:45:39 No.153265198 >>153265180
life's tough over here, anon. everyone wants to commit suicide
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:46:14 No.153265206 >>153265161
Yeah I can't believe he would betray him like this
>>
Andrew “Armpiggy” Tyler Thompson
02/04/26(Wed)21:47:12 No.153265219 >>153265138
My dead daddy signed his name in spunk on my birth control bussy
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:50:23 No.153265242 Nah. We don’t follow them. And never will.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:50:35 No.153265244 >>153265161
if I'm not mistaken Ruffy recently just lost a brother because of the same issue. Volk hooked up with him since they have the same sponsors and helped the him out.
Ruffy is very thankful because of that and greatly admires Volk as a man.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:53:59 No.153265270 We follow them here.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:55:10 No.153265287 They own us.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:56:05 No.153265297 >convince your childhood friend to not kill himself and start practicing martial arts
>he still turns on you because he's a raped bitch
Damn why is life so tough
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:57:06 No.153265307 They say jump, we say how high?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:57:51 No.153265313 >>153265244
ruffy himself said in an interview this week he was finna commit suicide if his wife couldn't get pregnant
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:59:25 No.153265330 >>153265287
We HAVE to stop them…but what if we can’t? They’re already too powerful and we’re just their subservient goypiggy slaves…uuuigghhhh….*squirts clitty*…..
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:00:46 No.153265342 >>153265330
Factual.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:05:12 No.153265378 Victoria Lee shot herself in the fucking head.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:07:32 No.153265400 >>153265378
thats not funny at all is it
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:07:41 No.153265402 >>153265378
Real one
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:09:54 No.153265424 >>153265400
No but it is true.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:12:26 No.153265441 >Lone'er Kavannagh is fighting Brandon Moreno off a loss
>Charles Johnson, the guy who beat Kavannagh, is filling in cor Kavannagh now
???
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:13:34 No.153265454 >>153265441
loner is better
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:19:47 No.153265527 usually enjoy mid apex cards but saturday is one of the worst ever on paper
>three wmma fights
>boring ass jailton
>boring ass albazi
>boring ass bautista
also veritenikov vs price is one of the lowest level ufc fights in the last decade. both guys are ass
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:20:49 No.153265534 >>153265527
You’ll watch anyway!
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:24:53 No.153265566 >>153265534
I'll be too busy actually having a life.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:27:46 No.153265587 >>153265534
i'll be in the apex
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:31:14 No.153265612 I'll be in a VIP suite of the apex having wild sex
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:33:57 No.153265630 >>153265612
With hunter campbell
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:35:49 No.153265642 it's literally a good card and you will all be apologizing
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:38:04 No.153265661 Nigger
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:38:36 No.153265664 >>153265642
Aaron Pico
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:41:54 No.153265689 Dustin Jacoby vs Julius Walker
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:42:45 No.153265700 >>153265642
>sygula vs cachoeira
low level wmma
>gafurov vs wiklacz
semi interesting
>wang vs moura
wmma
>varitennikov vs price
neither will be in ufc this time next year
>said vs basharat
could be good
>brasil vs souza
low level wmma, combined 5-6 ufc
>morono vs donchenko
sanctioned murder
>jacoby vs walker
walker is horrible
>matsumoto vs basharat
prob good fight but 90% goes distance
>olek vs barriault
sanctioned murder
>almeida vs kuniev
extremely boring low volume heavyweight slop
>albazi vs gooch
albazi makes every fight boring
>bautista vs vinicius
good fight
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:44:12 No.153265711 >effortposting on /heem/
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:47:55 No.153265744 appreciate the effortpost.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:48:10 No.153265747 >hanging out on /heem/
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:48:54 No.153265751 >>153265700
ppv level worth watching to not worth watching ratio
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:48:56 No.153265752 >>153265700
Jailton finna get cut if he pulls lay n pray shit again. He'll take fatniev down and fuck him up
Cap this
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:52:25 No.153265780 >>153265751
wtf does this mean
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:54:24 No.153265798 >>153264626
Don't forge Clozapig's mom's posts.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:56:23 No.153265817 >>153265798
Isn't that bitch dead? Lmao she aint posting much of anything.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:01:34 No.153265883 from each poster according to his ability to each poster according to his need
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:06:14 No.153265949 mma was never good
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:25:23 No.153266188 >>153265949
*stomps your face*
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:27:49 No.153266213 im dripping
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:32:54 No.153266266 >>153266252
why couldnt lopes do this to volk
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:33:17 No.153266275 >>153266213
A bad omen follows merab
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:33:27 No.153266278 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:35:36 No.153266302 >>153266278
gay jon is so desperate to shuck and jive for dirty diaper donny one last time
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:36:59 No.153266312 >>153266302
hey, pedos and sociopaths gotta stick together in this world, right?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:37:45 No.153266319 >>153266278
incredible writing from the ufc. i never saw this coming.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:38:39 No.153266326 Colby ruined Poly for other men.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:40:56 No.153266339 Arthritis does explain the eye pokes tho
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:41:03 No.153266342 >>153266312
>le heckin sociopath!
he's a closet faggot who got molested and he tries to drown it out with drugs/alcohol and phoney religion
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:42:26 No.153266355 >>153266342
turn on your monitor
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:42:27 No.153266356 >>153266213
With diarrhoea, yeah
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:43:01 No.153266361 A BLACK MAN CAN'T DRINK?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:43:21 No.153266371 we're officially close enough to the white house card to ask: what fights will be on it?
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:45:01 No.153266390 >>153266356
just how shit is umar
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:45:18 No.153266394 >>153266371
Gaethje/Ilia
Merab/Yan III
Jones/Gaziev
Harrison/Nunes
Dern/Some bitch
Elliott/Horiguchi
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:45:21 No.153266396 GOAT Jondaddy:
>legacy already secured, wants to put on one last show for the fans despite suffering debilitating injuries.
Tomala AGPinall:
>never won a title fight, retired over a boo boo
I know who I support.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:50:09 No.153266442 >>153266371
me vs you
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:50:19 No.153266445 >>153266390
Umdaddy was robbed and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
>>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:52:10 No.153266462 >>153266445
You can see the fear in Umar's eyes if I were a judge I'd give it to Merab.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:07:33 No.153266615 If Umar beat Merab on damage, Volk beat Islam on damage.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:08:43 No.153266631 >>153266371
card won't happen
will end up being in vegas
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:16:49 No.153266719 To the victor, belongs the spoils.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:19:47 No.153266756 >>153266719
winner takes it all
loser has to fall
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:23:02 No.153266789 >>153266615
Islam Makhachev knocked out Alexander Volkanovski.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:29:18 No.153266862 >>153266789
No he didnt
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:29:54 No.153266866 >>153266756
Prime Paul Wright (The Giant) mogs basically every wrestler ever. WWE ruined him.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:30:11 No.153266869 IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRKYxRLqpfI
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:30:17 No.153266874 >>153266866
gayest post of the thread
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:31:06 No.153266877 >>153266874
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:31:57 No.153266885 >>153266874
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:34:20 No.153266905 >>153266874
Yep you just posted it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:35:09 No.153266912 https://x.com/MMAJunkie/status/2019111841541083500?s=20
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:36:01 No.153266918 Arlosky is pretty handsome he has that apex predator aesthetic to him
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:38:13 No.153266938 >>153266862
Yeah I did
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:39:14 No.153266947 >everyone picking max to beat charles
shartles is going to drag max down and submit him like he did to gamrot
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:39:45 No.153266952 >>153266874
*chokeslams you*
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:40:52 No.153266963 >>153266615
I'll take that trade desu
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:47:34 No.153267040 Ilia really did come in like the Spaniard in gladiator and heemed everyone and rode off into the sunset life really does imitate art and it's beautiful
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:48:02 No.153267046 >>153266947
Max actually has ok takedown defense and is a coconut head so Chuck is getting TKOd in the 4th
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:49:59 No.153267069 >>153267040
You never saw Chirstopher Columbus get schooled by the Jelq boys now did you?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:52:39 No.153267093 >>153267046
Max's chin is not what it used to be. Ilia heemed him, garth dropped him, even pillowfisted volk had him badly hurt multiple times
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:55:16 No.153267117 >>153267093
Ilia could heem a adult gorilla too be fair but being rocked by poolk is inexcusable
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:55:32 No.153267119 >>153267046
>max has ok takedown defense
topuria took him down both times easily
who else has even tried to take max down in the last decade? ortega? edgar?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:59:49 No.153267163 >>153267119
Topuria could take down a full grown grizzly bear too be fair
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:00:47 No.153267170 max's chin will still be better than charles especially since ilia murdered him
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:03:32 No.153267196 >>153267170
Post a webm of that absolute sledge hammer of a right that rocked max before the devastating hook
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:03:44 No.153267199 charles is turboflushed but he is still my boy
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:04:19 No.153267208 >>153267163
Too bad Ilsams an Kodiak Bear!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:04:51 No.153267217 >>153267117
Volk rocks his opponent in nearly every fight
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:06:12 No.153267231 >>153267170
Charles has always fought with a suspect chin tho. He's like garth where he always gets hurt but can fight through it. Max doesn't have topuria headshot dead power
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:08:56 No.153267263 >>153267217
Look I just don't like anything about volk from his boring fighting style to his mundane personality
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:09:47 No.153267274 >>153267263
>bro he cooks freakin' cheese burgers!!!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:09:53 No.153267276 I dislike volk because he is boring and filled with parasites
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:10:56 No.153267291 Volk got cancer because he refused to boil his steak. RIP.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:12:21 No.153267305 >>153267274
holy shiet brudda he put the wanch dwessing on the waygu burger what a cool man
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:13:56 No.153267326 >>153266390
shit enough.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:20:12 No.153267391 we demand a team toronto
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:22:25 No.153267418 >poosman niggermedov
>finishing anyone in the bottom 15 of the ufc
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:24:55 No.153267453 I get that we still hate Khabib here but there's a point where it just becomes delusion
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:25:04 No.153267457 Here
Everyone
Ehates
Mvolk
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:27:34 No.153267493 >>153263849
>Amru, Gadzhi, Shamil, Movlid, Marat
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:31:06 No.153267543 Giddy up
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:34:17 No.153267585 fazza I will not fight tony, instead...fazza..you die
khabib....no
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:35:46 No.153267598 we will remind them
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:37:23 No.153267617 >>153267598
my boy leech...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:37:36 No.153267621 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:37:42 No.153267622 >>153267598
Ilia has anvil's for hands ivy league school's should be doing a thesis on him
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:42:51 No.153267685 >>153267621
Ilia really had such Goku aura it's insane he never once turned down a fight hunter Campbell and co brought to him because he is a Saiyan
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:42:59 No.153267688 >>153267621
it turns out zalal is the second best fighter of all time who heems volk
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:44:08 No.153267715 >>153267391
Coaches: GSP, Rory MacDonald
Arjan Bhullar
Tanner Boser, Misha Cirkunov
John Makdessi
Hakeem Dawodu, Tristan Connelly
Felicia Spencer, Julia Budd
can't think of any other canadian ufc washout shiters
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:45:08 No.153267728 >“I have a three-year-old baby boy,” Jones said. “I want to use what I’ve got left in my hips to play with his ass.”
what did Jon mean by this?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:46:47 No.153267741 >>153267728
the cycle of abuse continues...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:50:16 No.153267787 >>153267715
in pfl, you are drafted to a team
it does not correspond with your country of birth
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:53:09 No.153267830 GFL London legend Benson Henderson
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:56:06 No.153267876 where my la niggas at
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:01:59 No.153267991 the hobbiton horror urijah farmer
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:03:00 No.153268002 Dana unironically should be gifted a medal of honor for giving virgin losers some entertainment on Saturday nights
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:07:36 No.153268058 >>153267728
hasbulla?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:08:20 No.153268069 holy shit. hasbulla was raped by jon?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:17:18 No.153268181 >>153266869
Lucrative Chads stay winning
Broke reddit bitches stay seething
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:20:39 No.153268224 oh that fight? yeah im not feelin it bruv. finna take a duvet day today innit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:23:55 No.153268262 >>153268224
Only three I take like 20 kek#paidthecosytobeaboss
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:25:46 No.153268292 >John Pork
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:34:30 No.153268410 >>153268292
should be a muslim jak tbf
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:35:05 No.153268420 can tom aspinall win another fight?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:35:25 No.153268428 I cont see
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:36:18 No.153268441 what is arthritus anyway?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:37:46 No.153268462 aah me FOOKIN labia
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:39:50 No.153268491 >>153268441
when your bones start fusing together and you go from 206 bones to one giant bone
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:39:58 No.153268493 I wish I looked like Jamahal Hill
-Ian Garry
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:42:54 No.153268526 >>153268491
damn thats frigged
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:47:56 No.153268576 The white house card is aging like milk with these Epstein files released if I was Dana an co I would call it off and play moral high ground to win over reddit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:49:09 No.153268593 jon jones throws every strike with hatred
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:52:31 No.153268632 PO lil jon jon with his arfritis, has to sit to pee now
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:01:46 No.153268743 They passed around Hasbullah like an fuckable football. Ive seen the videos first hand.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:03:16 No.153268764 And he was like abababababa the hole time
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:07:45 No.153268820 Hasbulla was most definitely hurled betwixt moishe cock while Jon Jones giggled like a girl, high off his jewish handlers treats. My god, I become a scare.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:08:11 No.153268825 imainge lifting hasbulla up by your cock and running him face first full speed into a wall
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:08:46 No.153268833 >>153268825
nigga thats gay af
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:08:53 No.153268835 the state of this thread
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:09:47 No.153268845 why dont jones use the funny n word?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:11:38 No.153268871 please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers alexander volkanovski
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:12:16 No.153268882 literally who
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:13:15 No.153268892 >>153268882
tampa bay lightning goalie
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:15:27 No.153268920 >>153268892
what the hell
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:17:51 No.153268949 THE Makwan Amirkhani???
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:19:16 No.153268968 fairly underrated and then underwhelming many such cases
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:21:43 No.153269000 just caught myself in an armbar and don't know how to escape it's fully locked in
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:23:04 No.153269012 It's heem or be heemed out there but I'm going no contest
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:27:10 No.153269038 wagwan mashayoshi
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:33:31 No.153269102 >>153268833
I agree, if I was to have a moment with Hasbulla I'd throw him off a local dam
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:42:19 No.153269180 Oh for me? Me myself pearsonaly? I would kick Hasbullah "This is Sparda" style into a port a potty reservoir and tehn take an fat lactose shit on him!! Respectfully
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:43:59 No.153269194 >>153269180
I respect strong milk tolerance in my heems of Hasbulla! I want to blast four boiled eggs worth of farts into his face and send him blindly squealing over a serious ledge
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:54:05 No.153269269 >>153269038
wha gwan ma breda, seen?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:09:11 No.153269380 max won the first two fights
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:20:24 No.153269478 >>153269380
did you watch them both 49 times to come to that conclusion?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:23:55 No.153269507 >>153269478
i've never watched a volkanovski fight, i've just heard that max won
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:27:35 No.153269540 Nina D
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:30:19 No.153269562 >>153269507
It's an interesting fact that Max won the first fight with Volk and Volk actually beat the shit out of Islam their first fight. Begs the question just how much of a fraud is Pisslam?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:31:02 No.153269569 what are the implications of justin gaethje getting thicker and thicker every fight?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:32:10 No.153269577 Max won all three fights
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:34:34 No.153269605 >>153269577
Not the ones against Volkanovaki that's for damn sure brudder HH
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:35:43 No.153269613 Oh so fishing with Bryce the movie just dropped on Guru's jewtube 1 hr ago, probably already demonitized
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:40:56 No.153269647 you're brave enough to admit volk lost the max fights, but are you brave enough to admit that volk has never won a fight?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:48:00 No.153269690 raping dana white - the movie
by frsncis ngsnnou age 58
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:50:56 No.153269696 me to bo nickal haters
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:57:21 No.153269732 >>153269696
you get kneed to the liver and quit?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:58:08 No.153269739 >>153269732
yeah
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:01:28 No.153269758 >>153269739
respect
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:03:07 No.153269763 >>153269758
honestly?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:03:11 No.153269766 >>153269613
Oh my god no one fucking cares
Stop being homosexual
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Sneed
02/05/26(Thu)05:03:38 No.153269769 They couldn't even catch any fish? Poser, fake fisherman bro
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:04:19 No.153269774 >>153269763
yeah
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:05:29 No.153269781 Only Payton Talbott can make pulling a wedgie out of your own ass this aesthetically pleasing
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:06:06 No.153269782 >bo... is... hurt....
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Sneed
02/05/26(Thu)05:06:55 No.153269790 Spammy, go ahead and incinerate that gay homosexual faggot immedietly
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:08:02 No.153269795 Bautista vs Olivera
North vs South
Enlightment vs Ignorance
Tuco vs Gus
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:12:17 No.153269808 gane vs pereira ufc 327 april miami
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:17:42 No.153269835 say his name
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:25:56 No.153269871 Followed. In. Full.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:28:13 No.153269884 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:30:16 No.153269894 >>153269835
shawn "the faggot" omally
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:33:47 No.153269922 the ufc makes its prospects take a dive to prove their commitment to the company
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:45:35 No.153269978 Skrrrrrr
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:51:30 No.153270007 should i grow a bear or
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:53:27 No.153270015 >>153269894
if he was a fag he wouldn't have such a smokeshow for a wife
checkmate bitch
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:57:15 No.153270039 >>153270007
You should bet on your fights to end in draws
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:04:44 No.153270071 >20 hour thread
dead general
dead sport
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:06:10 No.153270081 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:07:11 No.153270087 >>153270071
Dead gay nigger sport
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:10:43 No.153270101 >>153270081
she's not even hot and she's probably making 5x her UFC pay to post shitty semi-nudes
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:12:54 No.153270109 alexander volkanovski killed mma
and that's a good thing
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:13:04 No.153270110 >>153270101
>semi-nudes
she's a full on whore now
sextapes and all
bitch had so much hype coming into ufc
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:23:12 No.153270151 why did he do it? he had a family
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:25:41 No.153270164 >>153270110
I remember some people on this very board hyping her up as the next wmma prospect. I never did, thank god but I know for a fact some people here did.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:26:01 No.153270165 >>153270151
cannot wait for this bald manlet to get brutally heemed by jean silva (another bald manlet) and forced into retirement
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:26:10 No.153270166 Alexander of Ilia
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:28:54 No.153270180 >>153270164
she was a huge favorite in maybe her first or second ufc fight and won but took a ton of damage against some wmma shitter. had a huge cut over her eyebrow. you knew she wasn't good after that
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:37:03 No.153270216 >>153270166
sir charles of gamrot
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:00:50 No.153270291 vinicius getting exposed by bautista
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:02:15 No.153270294 Alex the Baddie
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:06:20 No.153270310 the vociferous one vinicius oliveira
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:13:41 No.153270337 every ranked fighter should get a belt a fraction of the size of the real belt (rank 5 = 1/5th size) (rank 9 = 1/9th size)
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:22:21 No.153270361 >>153270337
I think this idea is just stupid enough to be retarded
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:26:59 No.153270378 >>153270361
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:31:10 No.153270390 >>153270378
wow bapa
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:31:34 No.153270393 >picksfags taking kuniev
CONFIRMED jailton will kill this fat fuck
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:37:16 No.153270413 Upcoming schedule a bit grim lads ngl
326 is a weak event for a numbered card
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:47:13 No.153270439 Joilton Lutterbach
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)08:23:41 No.153270535 >>153270413
paramount era starting soft...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)08:38:25 No.153270586 MINDSET OF A CHAMPION
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)08:44:30 No.153270602 >Hey you guys! If I lost to Peter Yan pofcourse I'd kill myself
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:03:52 No.153270657 Merab pulled up like Jimmy neutron
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:27:07 No.153270718 BEAST
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:36:57 No.153270735 How many current or former champs were finnish?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:37:04 No.153270736 dookie dan is so fucking dogshit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:38:26 No.153270740 Business idea: WMMA except they just pretend to fight for a bit then get naked and have sex...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:44:27 No.153270752 >>153270736
he's no ariel helwani
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:44:59 No.153270754 >>153270740
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:54:48 No.153271133 >>153270740
I'm not one to simp for wmma but Jojua has a fantastic set of tits
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