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>you know who
>you know what
>you know where
>you know why
>you know when (630et/330pt sunday)
>you know how (your team lost)
Lets get this party started.
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first for sexual assault
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Patriots beat 3 legit defenses on their way to the owl

Seahawks faced two retarded frauds.

Patriots finner rape
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The bridge is finally burned huh? What could be the reasoning?
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>>153293739
https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48?si=6Rp73EIyTkyIQa9Z
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pat trannies aren't liked by anyone GEG.
>Brady
>Belichick
>Every team in the league
>Normie ball watchers
>Hardcore fans
The worst part? You troons don't even get to be the chefs this year. You get to lose in a blowout to darnold and have to deal with the unearthly applause from every non tranny fan who is elated to find your worthless tranny team lost and fake faggot qb gets nothing.
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one of us
one of us
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Ryback locked the thread?
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Bucsbros we're Brady's favorite
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Go pats
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>>153293752
He realized after being thrown to the curb and playing with a soulful franchise who would let him play forever that the patriots where always a tranny team and he was the only thing making it work.

>0-3 in owls without Brady
>27th in playoff success without Brady
The pats existed to serve this man and without him they serve no purpose but to exist in purgatory.
Tom knows this and thinks, like any regular person, it would be best to move on from said troon infested franchise.

The worst part? The pats are oblivious to their fate. It could be the 2024 eagles in the owl and you'll still have some tranny spouting how they' beat the toxins and won a joke of a conference.
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>mfw when someone mentions Ryback
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Guess who?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/06/sports/former-jets-first-round-pick-darron-lee-charged-in-girlfriends-murder/
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>>153293851
>nigger
no way!
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Raiders Niners not being played in Mexico next season seems like a massive missed opportunity
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>>153293886
Word on the street is that 49ers will play in Mexico
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>four episode 49ers documentary
>half of it is just Tom Brady recounting memories of attending games as a kid
what an obnoxious self serving faggot
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>>153293886
Why would anyone pay to watch the Raiders lol
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>>153293851
Darron Lee killed Ryback?
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>>153293933
you left out: The GOAT.
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>>153293922
Unless they're going to play two international games they're playing the Rasms in Ausland
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>Ryback, despite being 1/3 Mexican, is know as The Great White Hope
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I have now filtered ryback
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>>153293798
hearty kek
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>Kiwi is going to turn up at the Rams-49ers game in Melbourne dressed as R.yback

SICK FUCK
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Sunday is just gonna be a repeat of 1986
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>>153294007
Yes goy put all your money on the seahawks
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>>153294007
so true!
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what are we supposed to talk about after the super bowl is over?
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>>153294044
Laugh at the fagtriots
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>>153294041
Im having indians over for owl party

Legit dont know if they are different castes so well see if it was worth it
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jamarcus russell
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Feel like pats are gonna come out in a jumbo package and just run down their throats
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run down this bussy
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you're not facing a backup QB this time fuckers
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>>153293798
This is fake isn’t it? I can’t find it on his instagram
Really wanted to believe
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>>153294044
The excellence of the Seahawks of course.
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>Sam darnoll supposed to turn into a pumpkin or some viqueer cope
>drake maye is the one that plays like shit
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>tom brady unfollows the pats but follows the Bucs and Raiders
I never noticed the pirate connection until now
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>>153294099
Thought op made it clear
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IT'S THE REAL NIGGAH HOURS

How you guys doing tonight?

The local news reporter I fell in love with has left the station, and I am devastated
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>>153294111
I’m about to start pounding shots and get shitfaced as soon as I’m done studying a little A&P
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>>153293957
Joe Montana or Steve Young?
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>>153294041
More Indian women, fewer clothes

Go Chiefs!
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>>153294118
Ryback
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>>153294118
Ryback
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I saw New Orleans quarterback Tyler Shough on his way to the Waste Management Open. It was weird that he drives a BMW SUV with his license plate SHOUGH, I was like huh no way. So I looked in his windshield he doesn't use that dark glass he's cool on his phone. I google him and yes its his face. If I am going to be brutal honest, I forgot who he was and thought he was Tyler Loop the kicker from Arizona not the Arizona QB haha good thing I didn't meet him IRL actually. I swear the NOQB was Rattler but I guess he got injured I stopped caring about NO a long time ago after Brees retired..
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do it for him
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>>153294124
>>153294125
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>>153294059
Are there any White women left that aren't like that? With the hands, the faces, the vocal fry, the male clothing?
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>>153294109
The reffies disagreed.
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>>153294129
Jerry Jones looks like hell
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>>153294126
we didn't ask.
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>>153293960
I know. I'm just saying the person who I heard this from heard this from someone who also said the Niners were playing in Australia before it was announced
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>>153293774
>>153293836
>being this mad
Hey man I get it, losing sucks, but just rest assured that both Patrick Mahomes AND Travis Kelce will be completely forgotten. No one will remember the queefs to make fun of how sure you all were you were the next dynasty.
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whats their team?
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Fernando GODoza's autism finna terrorize the AFCW for the next 20 years
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>>153294142
LAramos or Dallas Cowboyguesos
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>>153294142
raiders for sure
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>>153294129
Is he dying? Or just poor?
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>>153294147
Not straight lmao
>cuz he gay
>t. Bears fan
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>>153294126
I asked. Thanks for sharing
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>>153294157
I want her to fart in my face wearing that thing so the air stream is split in two and goes in both of my eyes at the same time.
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thank god the Chadhawks kicked the faggot rams out of the 'offs
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>>153294059
I make this but use a food processor so its more of a spread
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>>153294177
what team does she play for
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>>153294157
Ive fucked a lot of chinky pussy.
In the backpage days it was $120.
Now its $250.
Its the same pussy im just older.
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>>153294181
american 'athletes'
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>>153294173
>gay man loses beard
>goes to seattle
Like pottry
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wtf jeopardy has a Reddit account and are now doing NFL questions?
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ENOUGH WITH THE RYBACK SHIT
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Josh is the Ryback of the NFL
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I’m responsible for the majority of memes here. Bussy, ryback. I’m an integral part of /nfl/
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>>153294198
Yes
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>>153294206
Wrestling attracts the most autistic manchildren
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>>153294220
Thank you for your service
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>>153294189
what sport is this
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>>153294206
brodies having a ryback induced melty
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>>153294228
>you like krabby patties don't you
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>>153294124
>>153294125
What the
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>>153294234
I would slap my bitch if she made me that slop
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>>153294234
lol why doesn't she just cut his brake line
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>>153294253
i wouldnt let my daughter be "hispanic"
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>>153294234
Would hard and sweaty in a nice hotel room then ghost
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>>153294253
I can see her labia majora.
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>>153294234
this can't be real
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This general sucks ass in the year 2026. None of you are funny
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Humor and levity will be encouraged in The Darnoldreich.
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>>153294281
K keep me posted.
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>>153294281
I'm just here for the porn
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>>153293754
>si=
not clicking that
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>>153294281
True we've been waiting for the joke: you
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>>153294313
I'm thinking boxcars for the Patsfags.
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I'm betting on booty
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>>153294228
I want her to sit on me
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which version of Brittany is better?
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>>153294361
or this?
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>>153294361
>>153294366
top half of top, lower half of lower
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dick hammer was an olympian, an actor, a firefighter, a starting point guard for USC basketball, the marlboro man, and also sam d’arnolds grandpa
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>>153294383
Crazy how nobody knew how cool The Darnold was until us12's got a looksee.
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>>153294361
god i live itty bitty titties
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Do you want your bump music to be Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphys or Temple of the Dog and Heart?

Yeah, we're all rooting for the Seahawks.
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im on 2 different store brands of sleeping pills right now so i may be a little more candid than usual when i say all fat asian asses belong to me and you all need to just accept it. you understand if youve ever had them oolong plaps while they screech like an angry cockatoo
white women just cant compare to fucking a fat mochi ball who’s genetically predisposed to being a slave to white cock, if you dont know then dont try because it will consume your life.
and re the screeching: even the burger nips who dont speak a word of moon runes do that, its fucking crazy.
anyway go puckers
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>>153294428
I only know Temple of the Dog there but Alice In Chains is all I need convincing to root for the hawks
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>>153294433
This post is offtopic
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>>153294437
Heart is the Barracuda and Crazy on You band. Both sisters were fuckable until like 2010 too. Apparently they're from Seattle too.
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Mfw no one has posted about ryback in 21 posts
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>>153294472
Rybitch would never make a practice squad much less a n Owl
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>>153294428
>Yeah, we're all rooting for the Seahawks.
lol no we aren't. A Pats victory would be the funniest outcome. ryback or whatever
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>>153294428
speak for yourself
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The way jew england fans are behaving rn towards Brady is absolutely outrageous and despicable. The football gods hate insolence and they WILL punish your shit team for this behavior on Sundays
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>>153294488
>>153294494
Do you shitheads really wanna hear Rise Against on superbowl sunday?
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>>153294509
Nobody cares what you think of New England. If you hate us and think it's atrocious how we're acting with Tom Brady, it just means we're doing the right thing. Literal cuckold and Buccaneers Legend Tom Brady can have his statue relocated to Tampa.

You'll be pleased to know that, like the cuck he is, he bent the knee and cucked and wished for Kraft to win a 7th ring. He realized he fucked up and pissed off the one group of people that actually cares about him at this point and so he's now doing damage control leading into the owl to hedge his bets. Now if we do win he'll claim he supported us all along kek. What a sad loser.

And no, it won't count. He should have picked a side sooner. If we lose, whatever. If we win, Tom Brady is not a part of that celebration.
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>>153294509
I wonder how many patsfags here that are seething at Brady were the original "_____ induced melty" fags circa 10 years ago as they did with Brady what the statmutt did with Mahomes
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I've never thought about New England or frankly anywhere east of Boise.
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>>153294509
the forced push of this rated pg edgelord has practically made me stop caring about football
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Just realized ne wore their Israeli uniforms vs the 9/11 jets lmao
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>>153294263
It isn't, it's enagement ragebait.
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>>153294538
Boise is like your Boston
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The UK is making fun of you guys >>153294535
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>>153294537
Brady's ego was kept under control while he was in New England. He was focused and his life was in much better order. It was only once he left for Tampa that he "started to be himself," developed an ego, believed the hype, sniffed his own farts, and started becoming a terrible person.

He dove head first into social media since Bill never allowed it. He got publicly drunk. Wife neglected and became pregnant by another man. Family neglected. Lost a fifth of his fortune to a crypto scheme. Started shilling his pseudoscience health brands. Forced his quack doctor on his team. Nobody likes him as a commentator because he's boring. Botoxed his face up because he's insecure about getting old. Got sloppy and had a losing season and got retired by fucking Dak Prescott. The list just goes on and on of embarrassments and failures since he left. He's not the same person now. It's safe to say he was always like this but Bill kept him on a leash.
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>>153294570
Where's the lie?
All sports can be broken down like that which really shines a light on how pointless it all is. Unfortunately it doesn't end with sports.
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>>153294509
Why are Jew Englanders acting like hysterical women over a neutral comment? It was over before his career even ended
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>>153294590
The lie is, at least in regards to football fans specifically on this board, that we would watch black quarterbacks.

Black people positions: WR, RB, Punt Returner, Defense
White people positions: QB, OL, Kicker, Punter, Longsnapper
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The seahawks are losing aren't they
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>>153294576
You pat trannies know nothing of bradys elegance and goat status. Mahomes has all the respect and admiration of my chiefs and is our GOAT but you despicable fags can't last 1 fake owl appearance without sniffing your farts and thanking kraft.

You should be grateful since mahomes isn't gonna let fakers in next year and unlike greenbay which is always smug your level of smug isn't sustainable especially now that even Brady is coming out and stating your all a bunch of upstate liberal faggot trannies and always will be.
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>>153294609
Seahawks will win
Booty will get a td anyway
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>>153294608
There are fans of teams with black qbs in this very thread right now
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>>153294609
SNEEDhawks are winning (bigly)
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I'll beat my wife and her son if Seattle loses
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>>153294622
Better start limbering up then
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>>153294622
*my partner and xir xon
damn autocorrect
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>>153294609
>ownerless libcuck kwab team vs trumps buddy Kraft and the chosen people
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>>153294596
>I am a Patriot for life
-Tom Brady, September 10th, 2023

>I don't really have a dog in this fight
-Tom Brady, February 2026

>Go out and win 7 so we can match rings, Kraft
-Tom Brady, 3 days later
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>>153293828
nobody else would take him.
Absolutely hilarious malpractice. The GOAT, and teams kept rejecting him.
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>>153294610
I hope one day you have to deal with a similar situation with Mahomes and realize what a retard you were making this post. You're just a faggot who is jealous and assmad over New England because your dynasty died this year.

Be careful what you wish for. If you want an egomaniac former player from your franchise constantly giving you passive aggressive cold shoulder bullshit treatment, then I wish you nothing but that fate. I genuinely hope Mahomes treats the Chiefs fans and organization the same as Brady has in his post retirement.
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>>153294659
Bet you were one of those retards that said that Brady was just a game manager and that anyone could fill his shoes because of belichick plug and play system
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>>153294650
The entire thing made sense at the time. Even though I hate Brady now, that was the one time he happened to be right but nobody had any reason to believe he was right.

He looked like shit in 2019. Worst year of his career since 2002. It's why Bill wanted to keep the contracts year to year while Brady wanted long term security. What Brady was asking for was ludicrous from a contract perspective. No team would ever give him that at 42 unless they were specifically giving him a pure gift for his service to the team. As a business decision, it would have looked stupid to everyone.

That's why most teams passed on him. Nobody wants to give a 43 year QB a multiyear deal. It was a gamble. In retrospect, it looks stupid, but it took a team like the Bucs with generationally low self-esteem who really had nothing to lose and knew Jameis wasn't really going to get them to a Super Bowl to take on Brady. Because Brady came with a lot of demands too even though he publicly pretended like he was chill and humble.

There's a reason he wound up running that team and there's a reason that, even as a minority stake holder, he is pretending he has no impact on the Raiders when he's definitely involved in their decisions.
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>>153294702
You're such a newfag but I'm amused that you've repeatedly made it clear that you're a newfag. You're not even old enough to remember which side was making those arguments.
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>>153294712
Yeah okay but he also bought the ticket for Mr. Carroll's Wild Ride.
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In what world can the pats win this? Patsfags are already coping this is gonna be like Super Bowl 36 where the underdoggy pats beat the Greatest Show on Turf. The hawks are gonna rape the pats who had an easy schedule and barely beat a depleted Bumcos team
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>>153294735
It is the best I have ever felt about a Seahawk Owl going into the game. Darnold is playing better than Hasselbeck or Russ did before their Owls.
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>>153294735
>In what world can the pats win this?
This would be a lot more of an impactful question if you guys hadn't said it literally every step of the way these playoffs. You do also realize that, as Patriots fans, we've been on both sides of this coin, yeah?

>In what possible world can the 10-6 Giants beat the 16-0 Patriots? The Patriots already beat them in the regular season. This game is a lock.

These kind of absolute arguments just ring hollow and sound like insecurity to anyone who isn't a newfag. The Seahawks are also nowhere near as close to as dominant as the Greatest Show on Turf was, so the comparison is shit anyways. You guys are scared that the Patriots are going to show up for the Super Bowl in a big way.
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>the Patriots are going to show up for the Super Bowl in a big way.
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Close your eyes, daydream and Imagine the parallel universe where Seattle got Dak instead of Darnold
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And actually, now that I think about it, the season this most reminds me of is 2018. The postseason is playing out differently in that the Patriots vs Chiefs showdown was a lot more competitive, but people forget that everyone wrote the Patriots off that year too.

>Everyone thinks we suck, can't win any games. We'll see. It'll be fun.

I'm just now realizing that most people posting here are too newfag to even remember the 2018 season or the anti-Brady kiwi(not JFFM) who spent all year arguing that the Patriots would lose.
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>>153294773
I'd fucking hate it thanks.
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Pats are getting raped and gaped btw
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*calls a suspicious number of fouls on the Seahawks*
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Hope someone makes a screencap compilation of the fagtriots retarded posts with Brady's face in the background
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>>153294804
Do it yourself you lazy Mexican.

Oh no wait, please don't. Anything but that. I'll feel totally disgraced and humiliated if you make a compilation of my posts pointing out what an embarrassment Brady has been since he retired. Please don't share with the dozen anime nerds that inhabit these threads that I factually stated that Tom Brady was cuckolded by his wife who got fucked and impregnated by her martial arts instructor while they were married. Anything but that, please. It would be so humiliating.
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It's the start of the 3rd quarter, Hawks have deferred, the score is 21-3, Rashid Shaheed is returning the kickoff and, wouldn't you know it, in just a few exciting seconds Mike Tirico is announcing another score and this song plays us out....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZTo3iJng7U
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Sam Darnold is a central character in the Terminator franchise, envisioned as the human race's savior and the leader of the Resistance against the military computer network Skynet.
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>>153293752
we are so back
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Oh no, Brady bros...not like this. Turns out the spineless literal cuckold bent the knee to try to get back into our good graces. He also pathetically followed the Patriots today lmfao. He finally realized who butters his bread and cucked out. Too bad it's too late and if we win, he's not going to be part of it.
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>>153294833
>implying
This faggot showed his true colors and I have firmly closed the door on him. He tried to do his usual "You guys love me but I don't love you" bullshit and it backfired so hard that he bent the knee because he pissed off all of his old teammates and fans. Tommy is used to getting his way and having everyone worship the ground he walks on so he thought he could get away with it forever.

I only hope he fucks up with it just one more time so Kraft has a perfectly good reason to take down his statue and unretire his jersey. As for me, bye bye Tommy. Go enjoy your Bucs and Raiders fans.
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yeah ok, Hawks are still winning
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No one likes this pooperbowl
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>>153294609
Stop it! have some faith in Sammy Darnold. He's symbolically the Jets the Super Bowl this weekend
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people were mad when the seahawks went to the super bowl in 2005, the lost their minds when the seahawks won in 2013 and rejoiced in 2014 when the lost. for some reason its 2026 and they are still seething the seahawks are in the owl again

you cant explain the SDS
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>>153294532
You're getting annihilated on Sunday, and it will be as good as an 8th ring for Tom. It's actually embarrassing how insecure and ungrateful you faggots are after Tom carried your dogshit franchise to 6 championships and doubled the value of the team. The stadium should be renamed after him and he should be a minority owner of the Patriots, but turbokike epstein client Kraft and his even more zogged son wouldn't sell anything, so he moved on. Kraft is like a father to him so ofc he supports him but I can tell you with complete conviction that Tom Brady does not give one salty fuck about jew england, boston, the patriots or their fans. Beating you cucks in Gillette with the team he led to a Superbowl has to be a top 5 moment in his life. He got rid of his old bitchy post wall wife, got the kids, has a new model sucking his dick every week, is richer than he ever was as a player and has generational wealth for the rest of his life. Meanwhile you sad fucks are struggling to regain even a shred of relevance in the post Brady era, in a season where the entire AFC collapsed and you beat a literal practice squad QB in a blizzard in the AFCC to advance. You should be mortified at how you and the people around you are behaving. It's the kind of insolence that makes someone worthy of a horrible horrible death. Fortunately for you, all that will happen is a humiliating superbowl loss.

Brady hung 6 banners in your building. Learn to appreciate them, because you're NEVER getting another one without him

Fucking scumbag shitstain boston wiggerkikes
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>>153294878
Dawg, as a Pats fan, if you actually want the Seahawks to win, delete this post nephew. You are literally sending them cursed energy rn.

Why would you do that to the Seahawks?
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>>153294893
>implying I'm going to read another one of your incoherent anti-Boston rants
It's not the length, obviously. I'm fine with long posts. I just recognize you as that AB blowing unhinged lunatic that unironically loves Brady and hates Boston. I don't care what you think. Legitimately.
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>>153294532
You shitheads treated Treated the greatest quarterback of all time like a piece of shit the last couple of years and I'm going to enjoy why itching you get blown out in the Super Bowl this Sunday. Learn how to respect and cherish greatness you shithead
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>>153294937
>You shitheads treated Treated the greatest quarterback of all time like a piece of shit the last couple of years
It's the other way around. We honored him at every turn and tried to mend the bridge and he wasted all of his time snubbing the fanbase itself who was nothing but good to him. His anger should have been solely directed at management but he's had no issue being a faggot towards his former teammates and fans; the very people who made him and continue to make him to this day.

Brady should be just as grateful to New England as they are to him, but he wasn't. He chose to sour the relationship repeatedly and hold a grudge over it, not us.

It's very telling that his greatest fans on here are all apparently people who fucking hate New England. You can have him. Enjoy celebrating his 3 years on the Bucs or otherwise directly rooting for my team you retarded cuckold loser.
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Why have QB stats been down this year?
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>>153294833
This just reaffirms what I have been saying. He doesn't give a shit about anyone other than the people he personally worked with. Why would he care about anyone else on the franchise?
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its fascinating seeing how fragile patriots fans really are
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>>153294833
Pats win so bill and tom get pooped on and Kraft gets elevated
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>>153294981
chiefsissies dug their Brady jerseys out from the bottom of the closet this last week
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>>153294981
>It's fascinating seeing how much backbone patriots fans really have
FTFY
It's all the low self-esteem losers in this thread that insist we have to let Brady walk all over us and insult us or we're somehow disrespecting him.

>D-don't insult daddy Brady!!!
Kek
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>>153294976
We are reaching a very strange point in NFL history where its easier to develop defensive talent than offensive so more teams are coming out with good defenses and mid offenses
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>>153294997
>a very strange point
correction, defenses are finally adjusting to the bajillion rules that give the offense an advantage
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>>153294996
Ungrateful ape
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>>153294997
except for the part where people have been saying defense wins championships for the last 30 years more
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Brady won a sb without the pats
pats have never won a sb without him
makes you think
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>>153295019
Finner boutter
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>>153295012
The only ungrateful one in this situation is Brady. He thought he could endlessly snub New England and give them the cold shoulder and he found out real fast that that's not going to fly. Thus why he bent the knee, followed the Patriots, wished Kraft a victory and his 7th ring, and is just praying we somehow forget that he showed his true colors this week(as he has done for the past several years, but even the retards finally noticed he was being an asshole).

This situation is just hilarious. I have some brown Mexican crying at me repeatedly and trying to tell me how to feel about my own team's former QB and his conduct. You literally have no business in this dispute whatsoever.
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put your trip on holy shit dude
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>>153295019
Cool. Thanks for the Championship years where you were part of the teams who won. Part of, and not the entire thing, despite what QB worshiping casual retards would like to pretend. You were alright while you were here, but you're a massive faggot now and you can't stop being a dickhead towards us. Unfortunate, but just reality. Sorry about your wife getting knocked up right under your nose. Try not to blow the rest of your money on crypto scams and snake oil. Bye bye.
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>>153295051
>Implying I'm anything like pedosknee
But sure, I'll put a trip on.
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I put on for my trippy on on for my trippy
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>>153295073
>TheTB12Method(Getting Cuckolded By Your Wife)
Bro you like school on Sunday no class. Fix yourself
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>>153295078
It's just the truth. You guys have no problem cracking jokes about Mahomes and Josh Allen being cuckolds when their wives have remained faithful to them. Brady is an actual literal cuckold whose wife was impregnated by her martial arts instuctor. A martial arts instructor that his wife went on vacations with along with Brady's kids while she got fucked by him. This is not a joke or fan fiction. It actually happened.

So why is it okay to joke endlessly about other QBs being cuckolds who aren't but you're suddenly clutching your pearls because I'm making fun of an actual cuckold, Tom Brady?
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>>153294890
A Grand Unified Bootyblasted Theory of Why They're Mad at the Hawks?
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>>153294911
>I have no argument but I have to respond or else I'll lose face on an anonymous Somalian spear fishing board

Tl:dr Brady is the GOAT, patriots blow shit, everyone in Boston deserves to die in a nuclear apocalypse. Enjoy your L on Sunday
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hmm...i'm thinking a 3 TD assreaming sunday

don't worry cheatriots, plenty of capspace to squander next year then go 8-9
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>>153295094
Gisele is literally 50 years old, her child will have downs syndrome. Brady got her most fertile years, cucked her into raising another woman's child and will probably pump out 3 or 4 more kids with Instagram models in his golden years. Nobody even knows Gisele anymore except as Tom's blown out ex
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>>153294181
wtf is this
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>>153294997
Imo a lot of it comes down to a scarcity of top level offensive line talent compared to how good pass rushers are getting.
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>>153294181
is this scorigami???
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>>153295103
What argument do I have to respond to? "I hate Boston so fucking much you have to be grateful to Brady fuck you fuck you fuck you die in a fucking fire" isn't an argument. It's the unhinged ranting of a zealot and lunatic. If you had something worth responding to in that mess, I'd respond to it.

I also don't respond plenty of times. I just thought I'd let you know I recognize you in particular(you respond to me a fair bit just leaving unhinged walls of text about how you want me and everyone in Boston to die the most miserable deaths possible) and there's not really anything to say in response to that except "Okay, whatever"
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>>153294997
No, the meta is to draft fresh young def. NFL offenses are playing bad. Quarterbacks are playing bad. That's the issue. You have a league full of bad quarterbacks.
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>>153294133
throw dem 33's up n go to home depot for a nigga
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>>153294190
The Darnoldwaffen assembles.
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>completes a 4-13 to 13-4 turnaround
>pumps his seed inside a kween
>manages to keep both of his coordinators
>fixes tlaw
>makes buscs fags seethe with envy

he was the real COTY
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>>153295121
That's nice cope and all but it doesn't change that he is a literal cuckold whose wife was impregnated by another man. Even AB mocked him right to his face and knew Tommy was getting cucked before the news ever came out. You have to wonder if his children were already calling the karate guy "daddy" on those vacations. He's certainly their dad now.
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>>153294833
Falcons nation I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!
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I'm starting to believe this Brady hater is a Mahomo fanboy
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Let's talk about Boston and racist history
>100% white population (mostly irish)
>last to sign black baseball players because of asshole general managers
>busing desegregation
>bill russell death threats from his own fanbase
>allowing only white people to run on their marathons
let's not forget Patriots congratulating their infamous 1 million jersey to a troll
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>>153293933
Falcons nation lemme hear your SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL111!!!!!111!!!111!!!!!!!
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>>153295173
That's your mind trying to come up with copes because you hate how right I am about who Brady really is. Objectively speaking, Tom Brady is a cuckold and Mahomes isn't.

Mahomes will never surpass Brady in rings or eclipse him because he lost to him head to head twice and it's hard to wash that away. Also, his dynasty died this year so it's unlikely he wins a ring again for a long time, if ever again. He's firmly going into the basement for at least half a decade.

Still think I'm some secret Chiefs fan you fucking retard?
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>>153294433
Seahawks win. Brett Darnold coming for the MVP
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>>153295188
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They can't keep getting away with it
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All I can tell any of you is that Chinese pussy is by far the most succulent and tightest gash I've ever slammed. Plus the birds there don't nearly cake themselves in goy powder like nips, gooks or troons do. You won't know till you go to chinkland. Anyways, SheCawks are winning the owl 34-7 while Maye hurts his shoulder in 2nd quarter and Dobbs proceeds to throw 3 picks.
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>>153295188
>mahomes isn’t a cuckold
Fuck you for making me forget a line of defense.
And yes, obviously NTA considering my flag but you are a chiefs fan. Maybe even statmutt falseflagging
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>>153295305
*forge a line of defense
Fuck the chief loving jannies that get butthurt over this image
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>>153295305
Yes. I was referencing your stupid obvious joke and schizo conspiracy theory that she's secretly a hotwife based on her infinity and heart tattoo symbol. Which is very obviously just dumbshit slander over two common symbols whereas Brady ACTUALLY and undeniably got cuckolded by his wife who got impregnated by her martial arts instructor.

So on one hand, we have a schizo conspiracy theory that has 0 basis in reality. On the other, we have a confirmed story that is actually real.

I'm not some secret Chiefs fan or Mahomes fanboy just for acknowledging reality you fucking moron. Mahomes and the Chiefs will never be relevant again beyond MAYBE some wild card appearances down the road. No Chiefs fan would ever say something so disparaging even as a falseflag. They would say something that made them look good. 6-11, your star TE retiring, and your head coach who brought you all of that success in the first place being on the brink of retirement means the Chiefs are headed for long term irrelevance.
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>>153295188
Who Brady really is the only reason your team has ever won anything. You probably grew up in the early 2000s and have no recollection of how woeful the shitriots were before Bledsoe got knocked out. All your life you've drifted from championship to championship without ever having to go through a true rebuild. Now you know what it's like to suck again and you're so desperate to get back to where Brady left you that you're shoveling shit on his statue months after they put it up. Brady doesn't owe your city anything. You don't even represent a fucking city. New England is a region. Unfortunately it's also a region full of slobbering retard liberal cuckolds and second rate kike scumbags that couldn't hack it in NYC. Brady was never a Boston guy. He grew up in California. He hates your region and the people who live there, and I don't blame him. He emancipated himself from your organization successfully. There was no acrimonious divorce. Yet you're still acting like a bitter ex spouse just because your old husband didn't send you a fucking wedding gift and nominate your new fiancé for some bullshit award he doesn't deserve anyway. This is feminine behavior. You're all acting like a bunch of women. Brady is the one being stoical and mature. He's even trying to extend an olive branch just because of how bad a meltdown you losers are having right now. You're literally in the Superbowl and all you can talk about is some guy that retired 4 years ago. It's borderline deranged behavior. This whole ridiculous diaper shitting tantrum started because Brady (who doesn't even have a vote) said he thought Stafford was the MVP. That's literally it. You retards have been crashing out ever since. It's baffling and pathetic.
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Oh yeah. It’s statmutt seething and falseflagging. You’re not fooling anyone. Mahomes will never be the same after that injury
Go cry to the jannies you bitch
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For the life of me I'm still trying to figure out why Goodell and the league picked Bad Bunny to headline the SB halftime show. Especially with the culture shift going on in America. Look at this reel, not a single player can name a Bad Bunny song - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUZj9GQkR_z/
So what's the purpose?
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>>153294799
seahawks win
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>>153295338
>another "I HATE BOSTON SO FUCKING MUCH" wall of text
At least structure your rambles to be more readable.

>You probably grew up in the early 2000s
Wrong already

>Now you know what it's like to suck again
We're literally in the Super Bowl you fucking retard.

>Brady doesn't owe your city anything.
We don't owe him anything either. We've given him plenty. Continued respect is a two way street.

>Brady was never a Boston guy. He grew up in California. He hates your region and the people who live there
Cool, then the feeling is mutual. You guys have this really weird fucking retard opinion where you simultaneously want us to worship the ground Brady walks on but also repeatedly say he hates our guts and we should just accept that because we deserve it. You are unhinged and deranged. Not one person with a backbone would tolerate this kind of treatment and you're just throwing a hissy fit because you want to see New England grovel and lick Brady's boots and get spit on in return. Too bad. Brady isn't my king. If he has no respect for us, then I don't have respect for him either. Live with it you whiny shithead.

>This whole ridiculous diaper shitting tantrum started because Brady (who doesn't even have a vote) said he thought Stafford was the MVP.
This has literally nothing to do with it you retarded shithead. The only people who keep bringing up the MVP are Ramsfags. Nobody cares about your participation trophy media award.

Also lmfao at you trying to frame US as the bitter ex. We've been nothing but friendly to Brady up to this point DESPITE HIS ENDLESS, CONSTANT bitch behavior towards us. He is the one acting like a pouty bitter ex. Other NE fans and ex teammates have finally just caught onto it and told him to knock it off.
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Is there anything more embarrassing and pathetic than having to hope the most reddit team in all of pro sports does what yours couldn't? How is this thread any different than reddit?
>uhh you're trannies because uhh hey we say based now too!
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>goes quiet after being called out
Keeeeeeeek statmutt is seething
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My MVP ;)
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>>153295429
I'm still posting I just have nothing to say to your retarded schizo shit. I'm not statmutt. I don't care about the Chiefs. You're right that Mahomes is probably never recovering from that injury and they're never winning another ring. You're also just a massive retard because you still believe I'm a Chiefs fan.

You totally got me guys. I'm so deep in the falseflags now that I'm just openly shitting on my real team.
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>Shat Shartford
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>>153295450
Cool can't wait to see him playing on sunday!
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>>153293817
please share proof. I need a good laugh tonight.
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>>153295188
>>153295335
>>153295338
>>153295421
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>>153295485
>stand down diego
>i repeat
>stand down
mendoza really made you mexicans cocky lol
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>>153295520
Tf is this post meant to say
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>>153295559
Whatever retard filmed this did an excellent job making sure to miss literally every single moment of the action
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>>153294428
For me it's Queensryche and Soundgarden
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>>153295559
another stafford mvp coming next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnzTgUqQRaA
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>the rams and chargers are white o algo
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>>153294538
as an Idahoan... FUCK BOISE.
Also... FUCK SALT LAKE CITY.
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>>153295450
tbqh I've always liked matty and was glad he got a ring and now an mvp
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>>153293744
the only non-fraud defense they ""beat"" was the texans whose quarterback is the reason they didn't win by 20
the broncos may have been one of the worst 1 seeds in the history of the nfl
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>>153295667
>akshually the entire league sucks except for My Team that missed the playoffs because of epstein
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>>153295686
The team saying this the most this year was the Jaguars. They really do think that if they played anyone but the Bills that they would have raped everyone for some reason.
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>>153295102
Meant to say *patriots. Also posted the wrong image
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Whats THE bet for the super bowl lads?
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Word on the streets is Drake Maye will be playing the best game of his career in 2 days
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>>153295647
gonna be celebrating when you guys win it this Sunday
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What's the real reason behind the infamous Butler pick? I get the feeling there was some conspiracy afoot.

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TsRxd5tPL6U
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>>153295743
I'm locking in my final prediction for tomorrow. I think despite all of the complaining, it will be close and exciting.

Patriots 0-0 Seahawks
Patriots 3-0 Seahawks
Patriots 6-0 Seahawks
Patriots 6-7 Seahawks
Patriots 6-10 Seahawks Halftime
Patriots 13-10 Seahawks
Patriots 13-17 Seahawks
Patriots 16-17 Seahawks
Patriots 16-24 Seahawks End of 3rd Quarter
Patriots 22-24 Seahawks(missed 2pt conversion)
Patriots 25-24 Seahawks
Patriots 28-24 Seahawks
Darnold gets intercepted on the final 2 minute drill near mid-field
Patriots 28-24 Seahawks FINAL
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>>153295743
Seahawks -99.5 at -100
>>153295801
Pete Carroll is retarded, it's not that complicated.
>uhh well actually the stats say pass there because in 100 simulatio-
It was 1 yard just let the best running back in the league run it in you dopes.
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black box in israel says seahawks win
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Would you rather make 4 Super Bowls and lose like the Bills or never make it past the divisional round of the playoffs?
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>>153295879
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>And one lonely AP voter gave his all-important vote to Los Angeles Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert, who wasn’t even a finalist. Herbert had the fourth most interceptions in the league, a QBR in the 60s and a double-digit passer rating.
Is this real life?
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>>153295879
>Would you rather be known as the ultimate choke artist of all time, or a perennial playoff contender with good work ethic who just couldn't get all the pieces to fit at the same time.
Easy choice, desu.
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>>153295980
So you'd rather regularly place 8th in a tournament than 2nd? Interesting. Does that mean you view Josh Allen as better than Jim Kelly?
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>>153294135
>Druski called him Shit-Niggajigaboo and the whole NFL laughed
it's unironically over
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>>153295801
You're asking the wrong question. It's not "why did the pick happen," because that's easy. Bill preached situational football and Malcom drilled that play into his thick little skull.
The question should be, "why did the THROW happen?" The answer to that is that Pete Carroll is fucking stupid.
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>>153296007
That's a different question. I would rather BE Allen than Kelly.
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>>153296007
It's /spee/ home of the 400 pound couch sitter who sets a countdown clock for every two years until he can post "only golds matter" about sports he knows nothing about of course he'd rather have nothing to do with the championship round.
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Let’s go Seahawks! Fuck the Pats
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>>153296046
Ma'am, I weigh 300 lbs, I'm sitting in an armchair, and Cool Runnings makes me cry.
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>>153295450
>>153293717
What's the queue for QBs waiting for the HOF now? For all the old QBs at or near retirement age.
>1st Ballot
Ben Roethlisberger; 2x Super Bowl Champ, 7th all time passing, 6x Pro Bowl (2027)
Tom Brady; 7x Super Bowl Champ, 3x MVP, 6x All Pro, 15x Pro Bowl (2028)
Aaron Rodgers; Super Bowl Champ, 4x MVP, 4x All Pro, 10x Pro Bowl (N/A)
>Likely Inductees
Eli Manning; 2x Super Bowl Champ, Walter Payton, 4x Pro Bowler, now 11th in passing all time (2025)
Matthew Stafford; Super Bowl Champ, MVP, All Pro, 3x Pro Bowl, 6th all time passer (N/A)
>Edge Cases
Matt Ryan; MVP, All Pro, 9th all time passer, 4x Pro Bowl (2029)
Philip Rivers; CPOY, 8th all time passer, 8x Pro Bowl (2030)
Russell Wilson; Super Bowl Champ, Walter Payton, 10x Pro Bowl, 16th all time passing, 4th rushing (N/A)
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>>153296100
I think Rivers gets in.
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>>153296100
I really don't care anymore after what they did to Belichick. They made it clear that licking their ass comes before merit. Their rules are retarded anyways and the pipeline is going to get clogged with deserving inductees. I'll just decide for myself who belongs and who doesn't.

It just makes me sick because they did used to mean something. Now Jim Kelly and Drew Brees have been put on the same pedestal as Shedeur Sanders. It's really sad.
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>>153296016
I never asked "why did the pick happen" I was merely asking about the infamous play in general retard. The whole football watching world was as dumbfounded as Marshawn was when he knew he wasn't gettin the ball again on the 1 yard line. Carrol, Russ, and Bevell all colluded on something much more at stake.
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>>153295712
i'm not a jaguars fan, i do think they would have raped the patriots though
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>>153296100
Philip Rivers is probably the best qb to never make a superbowl. He's getting in 3rd or 4th ballot
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>>153295836
Russ called an audible to their goal line pass option. Brandon Browner called out the audible. The rest is history. It wasn't on Pete though he's a guy who will fall on the sword even as a leader.
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>>153296151
If you want to watch the season, you can see that the Seahawks often ran this play at the goal line and had really good success with it. There's a reason Belichick prepared for it and gave Malcolm the teaching point not to go the long way around, but to undercut the route inside. It's a play they knew the Seahawks ran at the goal line reasonably often.

No conspiracy really. Some people try to say that Carroll wanted Russ to have the SB MVP and so didn't want Marshawn to run it in, but I think they were just mixing it up and it didn't work out. If you get too predictable, even with Lynch, you can get your runs stuffed. Still probably better to run it there, but not as astronomically stupid of a decision as many people pretend it is.
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>>153296151
>I never asked "why did the pick happen"
You literally did. That's what the sentence "What's the real reason behind the infamous Butler pick?" means. That's why I said it was the wrong question.
>I was merely asking about the infamous play in general retard
Which is the question I answered in my post... not to mention the question Pete answered in the video you linked, so I really don't know what has you confused.
He tried to play the odds by using throws to get more plays instead of just being a man and pounding the rock.
It's simple.
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>>153296170
Nah. Bills and Pats traded close games and were roughly even teams. The Patriots' defense got a LOT better in the playoffs. Can pretty much guarantee the Patriots would have actually raped the Jaguars the same way the Texans got raped by them. But it's a what if scenario so we'll never know.

Still, the amount of people that pretend the Jaguars would have raped everyone is very high for some reason and those people are delusional.
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>>153296210
>Some people try to say that Carroll wanted Russ to have the SB MVP
Those aren't real opinions, just talking heads spewing shit. We all know what happened and it's exactly as you described above. Well said.
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>>153296192
>Russ called an audible to their goal line pass option.
That's contrary to what Marshawn claims. Marshawn claims it was called in the huddle and that it came from Pete.
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>>153296271
It was probably just a protection audible.
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>>153296236
>Can pretty much guarantee the Patriots would have actually raped the Jaguars the same way the Texans got raped by them.
this doesn't makes any sense though, the texans offense is the reason the pats beat them
the jaguars were a dropped pass away from beating the broncos by 30 on the road
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go seahawks
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>>153296286
Don't forget the game would be played in the same shitty conditions. Defense wins championships come winter, bud.
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>>153296100
I know it's not common to have consecutive years with QBs in the HOF class, but I think it's gonna be 4 or 5 years in a row.
Big Ben in 27
Brady in 28
Eli in 29 (He's waited long enough by that point)
Rodgers in 30
Stafford and Wilson will have to wait. Ryan and Rivers aren't making the cut.
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>>153296222
How else would you generally label that moment in NFL history? Jesus you're a ledhed. The infamous Butler pick is a way to describe the play in general rather than ask "how did Butler pick off the pass." Less people give a shit about what Butler did rather than what Carrol, Russ, and Bevell didn't do. Pete's full of shit in that clip I shared, which is why I shared it. To show how conniving he actually was. He lost the locker room after that play, the Seahawks impending dynasty was burned to the ground after that play.
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>>153296345
"What's the reason for the play call on the Butler pick."
It's literally that simple. The subject you are trying to get information about is the play call, not the pick, so don't ask about the pick.
> ledhed
*Lead
>Less people
*Fewer people
Stop fucking Thai ladyboys for two Goddamn seconds and do your English Duolingo lesson.
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No not like this
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>>153296386
My gawd you're an actual grammar queer. And no. The subject is not that simple. It's still discussed to this day, albeit because the Seahawks and Pats are back in the owl, but the open dialogue on why it happened will still be discussed 20, 30, possibly 40 years from now. It's almost on the cusp of folklore at this point. You're just a pedantic philistine who doesn't have the greater sense to provide concrete evidence to support your claim other than a webm of the play in action and you fail to realize how controversial the play sits on the minds of so many spectators and players who were on the field that day. But yeah thanks for sharing your worthless two cents.
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>>153296309
>Don't forget the game would be played in the same shitty conditions. Defense wins championships come winter, bud.
the jaguars quietly had one of the best run defenses of the past 20 years, i don't think bad weather would've favored the patriots by any metric with how they played there
i don't think the pats don't belong in the owl but this isn't the first nor last time the best team in a conference fails to make it there, this is one of those years to me
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>>153296478
I said exactly what I meant in my first post, and I answered all the questions honestly and succinctly throughout this chat. You even provided evidence against yourself in the clip of Pete.
You framed the question wrong. You know your framing is wrong, and now you're trying to deflect from the fact that your English is shitty.
You haven't added fucking ANYTHING to the debate except to say that the video YOU POSTED was untrue. Congrats. You're dumb as a brick.
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>>153296516
>Jags rush defense: 1455yds 13tds 3.9yd avg
>Texans rush defense: 1593yds 13tds 4.0yd avg
I'm not buying it.
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>>153296604
the jaguars run defense was noticeably better than the texans run defense, and the texans had one of the best defenses overall that i've ever seen
it's also why travon walker is a more valuable player than aiden hutchinson to anyone that knows a modicum of ball
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>Niners scheduled to play in Australia next year

Likely because is less of a trip to fly from California to Australia. Flat earthers BTFO
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>>153296788
>Chiefs @ Chargers in Sao Paolo this year
>Niners @ Rams in Melbourne next year
It's like poetry
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>>153296788
It's going to look like absolute ass in person. Ever see the NHL Stadium series? Tiny rink in a huge empty space? Like that but even shittier.
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>>153296807
I kind of like it when football games take place in stadiums not meant for football
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>>153296840
Sure, but there's a limit.
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The most amazing thing about the Super Bowl is the team that is favored is led by Sam Darnold.
This will be the easiest money ever made. The Shehawks have no shot.
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>>153296865
Ghosts... ghosts everywhere.
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>>153296865
I'm rooting for the Seahawks. I'm still so sick of the Patriots. The Broncos fucking blew it to make it a good guys vs good guys Owl.
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List of popular topics during the 2 week runup to the bowl:
>1. The hall of fame selection
>2. the halftime show
>3. Tom Brady saying he has no dog in the fight
>4. Shedeur Sanders
>5. >black HCs
>....
>896. The actual matchup

Worst Super Bowl week ever
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>>153296192
>a second year QB called an audible in the super bowl
That was Carroll trying to get cute with the play calling
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>>153296386
Thai ladyboys are fucking hot
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>>153295559
what’s with fat chicanos and fighting at football games?
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>>153296958
Poverty leads to heightened, violent stress responses. Simple psychology really.
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>>153296937
No they aren't. They're men.
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In case anyone is wondering how the Pats will win.
Put a Davis and a safety on Nigba. Play everyone else straight up man and force Darnold to beat you without his best weapon.
He can't.
GG EZ
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If Darnold wins it all Foles style I'll be happy. The guy deserves it.
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>>153297016
Congratulations to Cooper Kupp on another SB MVP
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>>153297016
why didnt other teams do that
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Man... seeing my hero have this throwing motion is depressing bros

https://x.com/i/status/2019821406289309782
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>>153297228
They don't have the defense the Pats have.
Gonzalez at corner and having a base and nickel defense that can shut down the run game with minimal help from DBs is a real weapon.
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>>153297319
There's a reason Doug Flutie was basically a god in the CFL, lol.
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>>153297211
Kupp in his prime would get locked down by Gonzalez. Kupp is no longer in his prime.
Marcus Jones can lock him down at this point.
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when dorknald and the sneedhawks lose tomorrow and go 9-8 next year with mostly the same team will people admit they were being extremely hyperbolic saying how "stacked" this team is?
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>mfw people think keeping Gonzalez is good.
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>>153293752
Fake news.
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I’m in the Bay Area thank god I was mostly able to avoid all the Super Bowl activities. I actually attended some of them for Super Bowl 50 and it was an overmarketed and sponsored shitfest.
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>>153293739
giving or receiving?
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>>153293717
I'm posting from the future. In a shocking twist, Stefon Diggs is super bowl MVP on Sunday after having the game of his life.
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If Stefon Diggs wins a ring is Josh Allen a certified cuckold?
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>>153297617
The ring is not necessary for that status.
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The Super Bowl should be played in cold weather. It's gonna drop below zero where I am.
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>>153297617
>Jish
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>Super Bowl LX
>Seahawks get their revenge
>Sam Darnald redeems himself from the Seeing ghost game And uplifts Jets Nation
>Tom Brady's legacy grows further even in retirement
>Patriots fans get humiliated And are left in shambles

Yeah this may be one of the best Super Bowls of all time. Feels good man
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>>153297424
>Kupp in his prime would get locked down
Not even a Lambsfag but you're delusional
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>>153297777
I just like seeing the Patriots lose. Gonna make a crab dip for the Owl just to piss off the Pats fans who will be there because west coast best coast.
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>the last team to have a Brady induced melty is the Patriots
Absolute cinema
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>>153297812
I will give you this much.
One of us is delusional.

I think we can both agree the the nearly 33 year old Kupp is going to be a non factor in the game.
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>>153297903
You said "in his prime" you retard. And he played a large role in the Rams win a couple of weeks ago
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>>153297850
You are going to hate how arrogant Pats fans are going to be after the Super Bowl.
If you thought things were bad before you ain't seen nothing yet.
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>>153297966
Oh no, I remember the Brady era. Pats fans are the fucking worst. Newfags who hate the Coofs don't know how fucking annoying Pats fans are.
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seattle vs new england?
there's no one for chuds to root for.
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>>153297945
What made you think I changed my mind about that?
Prime Kupp would have been locked down by Gonzalez.

Do you think an ancient Kupp is going to be a factor against him?
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Are the hawks free money for the W
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Brushing your teeth right after you poop is kinda nasty but i just did it anyways.
>>153298137
Yeah
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>>153297812
They ain't stopping kkkup and nigga
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>>153298137
How much are you willing to lose on the idea counting on Sam Darnold in a big game is a good idea?
If you are comfortable losing a great deal then go ahead. It is your money.
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>>153298303
Ryback...
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>>153298259
>counting on Sam Darnold in a big game is a good idea?
You mean TNF champion, 1 seed winner, and NFC champ Sam Darnold?
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>>153298352
Yeah the same guy who said he saw ghosts on the field because he was getting pass rushed a bit too much for his taste. The same guy who got passed the league around like a used whore, a whore no one values. The same guy who is a ginger, meaning he has no soul and will never go to heaven. That guy.
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>muh ghosts
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>>153298039
Did you start watching football 4 months ago
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>>153297902
It's crazy how he got bullied into supporting them lmao
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>>153298352
Yes if you think that is the individual you want to invest a large amount of money on then go ahead.
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>>153298423
No I was around for like the 3 seasons Kupp was good
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Surely the Giants will be good next season
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>>153298423
Do you think it is shocking I would think a solid reciever would be shut down by an elite DB?

The question becomes do you think I am wrong about Kupp being solid or Gonzalez being elite.
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>>153298452
>individual you want to invest a large amount of money on then go ahead.

Seattle sure did
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>>153298458
He had one all time year. 2 solid years. The rest were journeyman numbers.
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>>153298540
We will see how that works out for them.
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What situations has to happen for Seattle to lose tomorrow?
I'm just not seeing it
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>>153298629
Playing the Patriots.
Having Sam Darnold as your QB.
It isn't rocket science.
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>>153295377
To get liberals to watch the superbowl for da bad bunny epic anti trump ice show and then laugh at them when the patriots win
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>>153295743
Jake Bobo o .5 td
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>>153298629
Darnolds next win vs the Pats will be his first.
He used to be in the same division.

Darnold is what we called "solved" here.
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>>153298629
You can’t envision Sam Darnold melting down and throwing 4 picks?
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>>153298629
Milton Williams Christian Barmore Khyriss Tonga and Cory Durden shit on the center and right guard all game bull rushing them into immobile sams lap cutting the offense at the knees
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>>153298703
he cute
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>>153298757
The closest Darnold ever got to beating the Pats was 14 points.
The wheels come off the Shehawks train Sunday.
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>>153298688
>liberals
They support ICE, anon. You're thinking of Leftists and Libertarians who are anti ICE. Also, you're taking the word of some random shitposter on /sp/ as gospel. It's like still thinking all those politicians are innocent despite volumes of evidence they were going to the island to do more than 'juice deals'.
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NFL nick names are hilarious because you got stuff like…

007 (0 rings, 0 all pros, 7 OT Ls)
Mr TurnOverMan
If Man
Mr Almost
Mr Can’t beat Mahomes
Mr Charity MVP man
Rule Change Man

And they all belong to the same guy
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>>153298809
All heads of the same fag-hydra
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>>153298847
Only the Sith deal in absolutes, anon. Also, my Patties will be champions in less than 36 hours (:
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Are we just going to pretend like Shartnold didn't lead QBs in turnovers?
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>>153298846
Are you talking about Joe B?
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>>153293886
Mexico is already a very solid NFL market and doesn't need specific teams to ensure a sellout, no reason to give them a good team like the Niners when it will for sure sell out in a matchup between two shit teams.
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>>153298959
Anon, he is better than Brady and Mahomes now. Herbert, Stroud and Stidham are glorified backups tbqh and should be banned from the league.
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>>153298959
They are having trouble coming to grips they got to the super bowl despite having Darnold at QB not because they had Darnold at QB.

Midnight is coming and they are turning back into a pumpkin.
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>mfw the Browns
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Did the Vikings just match Seattle's offer and let Donald go or did they match Seattle's offer and try to pursue him?

I know it's funny to make jokes about the Vikings letting Sam Farnold go and now he's in the super bowl, but did Darnold actually want to stay in Minnesota?
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>>153298959
He's the only QB in the playoffs without a turnover lmao
>inb4 Stafford
He fell on his own fumble twice
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>>153299018
Herbert is on a cursed team it's not really his fault
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>>153299117
>stay in Minnesota
>Somalians
>shitty weather
>ICE

>go to Seattle
>liberals
>rains non stop
>homeless encampments everywhere

I honestly don't know which is worse.
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>>153299206
So he dindu nuffin?
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>>153299230
He doesn't have to live there.
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>>153298718
>rosters aren't 100% recycled every 3 years bro trust me
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What do we watch today?
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>>153299230
Both places are literally better than any red state shithole. Despite the 'no taxes' Florida and Texas teams struggle to win Super Bowls. The exception has been the Busc and only because they were the only ones wanting to pick up Brady.
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>>153299280
Women's College Gymnastics: California Golden Bears at Clemson Tigers
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Is 1000$ for Seattle to W ez money?

Or can drakes wifey make him a SB winning pregame meal
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>>153299230
Seattle rarely goes below 20 in temperature, it has beautiful nature, better neighborhoods, and is whiter. How is this even an argument.
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>>153299075
Oof omfg JFC ffs wtf
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>>153299355
Minneapolis is also an amazing place. Don't let the MSM make you think it isn't. The only downside of living there is the reality that the Vikings are cursed and will never win a Super Bowl much like Buffalo, Cleveland and Cinnci.
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>>153299300
I don't know bro. I worked in Seattle for a few years and the homeless were a nightmare. There were multiple times they had to close the freeway because some cracked out homeless person would set fires to their encampment under the freeway. And these weren't just some small encampment. It was almost a literal tent city underneath the freeway. And that was just me driving to work everyday. I lost count of how many times they would randomly come to my apartment and knock on my door and just stand there and do nothing.
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>green gay is actually filled with gay retards that vote against their national interests
LMAO
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>>153299391
Honestly a symptom of unchecked housing deregulation and the quiet takeover by Amazon of the area. I am just glad Seattle also made sure the Seahawks got everything they wanted.
https://www.thebiglead.com/seattle-stadium-deal-seahawks-sale-more-costly/
But again, why do the unhoused bother you in Seattle, but Dallas, Austin, Tampa, Miami, etc somehow always get a pass?
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>>153299424
Another amazing city and area, Green Bay is underrated and a prime example of the soullessness domes have in the modern NFL.
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>>153299117
Vikings offered 2 years 1 guaranteed with no guarantees after the first year but a similar per year value. Darnold was also told if he stayed he would he in a QB competiton with JJ during camp and split the reps to start camp
Seattle offered 3 years with about 1.5 guaranteed, and guaranteed him the QB1 job for at least week 1

The choice was very obvious to make, it was go be a starter on a great roster or be forced to earn the starting job again on a great roster with a risk of being a backup and having to start all over again
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>>153299430
I can only comment on places I've lived.
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>>153299277
Careful with that copium. It is highly addictive.

Darnold is the major reason they are losing the super bowl.
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>>153299485
JJ is the future. Trust the plan.
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>>153299487
But you didn't answer, why do the unhoused bother you so? Do you see the issues with cities over committing to businesses like the NFL and Amazon by letting them dodge all taxes and gobble up real estate as perhaps the reason people can't live in stable housing there? I was just putting together baskets last night to help the poor souls at Crossroads who will have to deal with the snow today and freezing temperatures tomorrow in Providence, a city with a surplus of unoccupied housing but an issue with homelessness. It's fucked and I am glad some of the NFL athletes at radio row this week were working on charities to help those poor souls.
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New England finner boutter
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As a white, 9th generation American, who should I root for tomorrow?
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>>153299618
Whomst ever you want. We are a land of choice and freedom!
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Is Maye throwing for under 100 yards a pretty sure thing?
What are some other interesting stats to look for?
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>>153299635
Are you Bradysknee? I've seen you before and you post like him
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Bussy
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>>153299694
Lil kupp succ
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>>153299568
Homeless become filthy parasites if they are unchecked.
Even in RI there are vast stretches of rural undeveloped land they can be released in.
That way they are out of sight out of mind.
Everyone benefits or at least does not lose ground.
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>Streameast and Crackstreams discussing a potential merger
It's unironically over for streaming services
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Imagine being the seahawks or patriots with the big game tommorrow and people are caring more about the half time show than you playing in it. Gotta be disheartening
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>>153299884
I don't think anyone cares about the half time show.
They have some America hating degenerate to do it.
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>>153299650
Virtual lock. Bet your game system on it (nobody here actually owns a house or even lives away from their parents)
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>>153299932
they care more about the controversy, Roger Goodell is a master at marketing and owning the chuds.
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>>153300001
Orrr you could just make it popular for tik tokers to fuck with them
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The homeless should be liquidated so we can spend our resources on those that can adapt to the changing world.
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there isn't a single soul on earth that gives a fuck about this super bowl outside of pats and seahawks fans
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The pats also have the nice weather to worry about it's going to be very warm compared to what they are use to playing in Boston this time of year
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How many pints/tds for maye and dornald?
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>>153300115
No one really cares about the topic when it really gets down to it. Everyone in Hollywood and politics will get a pass for it
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>>153299430
>takeover by Amazon
Is there anything, anything at all in the world, that the tech industry hasn’t ruined? I’m genuinely asking, becuase imo the tech industry is the worst plague ever inflicted on humanity
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If the pats win his wife will get a major cooking contract with PBS
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>>153300331
My Annie :)
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>>153300331
Based, hopefully she'll have Drake show up to taste her yummies as he shows off his ring. (:
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Why does darnold have zero bitches tho
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>>153300217
It's rotting San Fran, all the media people were commenting on it this week during the Super Bowl coverage. Yet, the tech industry seems to want it to happen for some reason. It's odd.
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>the Super Bowl is tomorrow
Wtf?!
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>>153300784
yumadtho
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>big leagued the team you won 6 rings with
>send ungrateful fanbase into a seethe
Tom Brady was always based
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Good morning, if you have any business to conduct before the official start of The Darnoldreich, today's your last day.
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Oh boo hoo you got banned from 4chinz!!! So sad!!!
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>>153301080
sounds like they made you a fall guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hkm5sEcmVY
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>>153301155
4chan has been shit since before Jessie Slaughter
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>>153301216
Deepest lore
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>>153301200
*buy a dog
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>The Chad New England
>vs
>The Virgin Seattle
You just know
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It's shit
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>>153301420
The only one I know is Green Day and they probably won't even be singing Basket Case
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Play clock at 5:00
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>>153301420
seems good to me except i never heard brandi or coco play before so no idea if they're good
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i hope you all are aware there is a very real chance the halftime show turns into an ICE protest and the game is rescheduled.

you saw the posts over the last few days of anons claiming bad bunny is staging something.
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>>153301584
its genius for goodell because it would be massive publicity and he could then make a “Super Bowl LX 2” and get double the ad revenue and ticket sales.
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>>153301584
>very real chance
Why are conservatives such pussies
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>>153300331
she has already done ads and/or is an official spokesperson for:
>jetblue
>Bush's baked beans
>Hellman mayo
>hello fresh
>Philadelphia cream cheese
>stop & shop
>dreamspa
>ambercrombie and fitch
>thayers body cream
>ninja

and that's just off the top of my head
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>>153301584
I miss being young and believing retarded stuff like this will happen. His "big plan" will amount to some flag or some sign being shown during a dance routine where his squad of homosexuals do something lame to support [current event] or [conservative position]. He's not going to start some riot or get the game rescheduled kek.
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>>153294361
This one >>153294366
Bimbos know their role in life. Being objects which as great for depositing semen, prolly the only based thing about the Mutt is that his woman knows she needs to be just that, a hole.
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>>153301745
or against [conservative position]* I meant
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>>153301738
If Blake loses this game she is going to be the bread winner and Blake will be spending some time in the cuck shed
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>>153296046
>erm well u see everyone where im posting is [le bad] but not me uh um
These are the worst posts on all of 4chan
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:/
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this is why he's coach of the year
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>>153302055
Sorta. It's a tossup whether the winner or loser of a game has more passing yards. But people definitely pass more when they're behind and they definitely pass a lot less in wet or snowy conditions.

There's a reason Drew Brees has half a dozen 5k yard seasons and went 7-9 in like 3 of them.
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why are super bowl ticket prices free falling?
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Well, I guess the pedosknee=janny theory is dead. His posts all just got nuked. Super Bowl in a day and he got banned. Oof. Maye might have a career night and he's going to miss shitposting about it kek.
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>>153302204
forgot my pic
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>>153302241
Those are seats in the nosebleeds
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Why does Ohio have two NFL teams? Cleaveland is stuck there due to litigation, but the Bengals should be moved to be a second Chicago team or to Louisville or St. Louis.
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42 Dugg
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>>153302391
Because Paul Brown was a subhuman from Ohio
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>>153302204
>>153302241
All the illegals are selling their tickets in fear of ICE
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>>153302391
>second Chicago team
But the Bears are moving to Gary
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Drake Maye will be a Super Bowl champion in 36 hours.
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>patsfags are spreading FUD over the snack-time show nobody cares about, begging for a deus ex machina to cancel the owl and spare them from humiliation
Nothing can stop The Darnoldreich.
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Patriots schedule:
Wk1: fired coach
Wk2: fired coach
Wk3: fired coach
Wk4: nfc south
Wk5: fired coach
Wk6: nfc south
Wk7: fired coach
Wk8: fired coach
Wk9: fired coach
Wk10: nfc south
Wk11: jets
Wk12: bengals
Wk13: fired HC
Wk15: fired HC
Wk16: fired HC
Wk17: jets
Wk18: fired HC

Wk 19: playoff chargers
Wk 20: CJ Stroud
Wk 21: Jarrett stidham
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>>153295335
>No Chiefs fan would ever say something so disparaging even as a falseflag.

You dumb retard. I say shit like this about my team all the time
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>>153302744
Pretty elite schedule, especially the playoffs.
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>>153302744
>fired coach
>fired coach
>fired coach
This was the schedule of the entire league, anon. Also, it hardly matters since they're in the SB now. If they beat the Seahawks, you'll just whine about that too.
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>>153302827
If your goal is to make your own team look good then that would make you a retard, retard.
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>>153302870
No it wasn’t this was a top 10 easiest schedule in the history of the sport
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>[Highlight] Nick Emmanwori’s mother, Justina, who is from Nigeria, doesn’t understand the hype around the Super Bowl: "Maybe this is something big that I don't know."
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>>153294141
>of how sure you all were you were the next dynasty.
They won 3 in 5, that's the textbook definition of a dynasty.
They'll be remembered alongside every other dynasty in NFL history, what kind of crack are you smoking? You sure you aren't the KC fan that methed up?
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>>153301479
>The only one I know is Green Day
that's one way to out yourself as an incel I guess
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>>153302932
Yes, it was. Your other point is irrelevant. The vast majority of teams in the league faced other teams whose coaches were fired. Half the league had fired coaches you retard.

Nobody cares about "Muh schedule" but the thickest of retards at this point. You could and did bring that up all playoffs but there's no teams in the way anymore. They won the AFC. The worst that can happen to them now is losing a Super Bowl that nobody thought they would ever be in.

You faggot retards talked so much fucking shit that now the Patriots fans have all the ammo and none of the risk. If they win, they get to gloat so hard. If they lose, who cares? They were never supposed to be there anyways according to you fags.
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frying wings, yay or nay?
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>>153302958
They were definitely a dynasty from 2019-2024. Just ignore him. They're definitively done now, though.
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Seahawk Derangement Syndrome
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>>153294170
this
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>>153293752
>>153294833
>Nonstop semen slurping over Brady's following status
the digital social media age of humanity truly is the worst showing we've had, this man misclicked while nostalgiascrolling the Pats insta and ya'll tards made it justification for whatever made up storyline you want for Brady in your head like hes an action figure mama gave you Christmas day
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>>153303070
>trying to steal a meme from the Patriots
Sad. Actually, now that I think about it, this is the 2nd meme that Seahawks fans have tried to steal from the Patriots.
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>>153303100
what was the alleged meme you are even babbling about though
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>>153302241
>>153302204
Scalpers with no intention of going buy tickets hoping they can get big returns. As they approach game day, the odds of managing to sell their tickets drops so they're forced to sell at a reduced price, lest they be stuck with an expensive ticket they will get literally zero value from.
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>tim bradley
>goog
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>>153302391
Every state with 8m+ whites has multiple NFL teams, usually because the states are financially successful enough to support more than one
>California: 12.8m
>Texas: 11.8m
>Florida: 11.4m
>New York: 10.3m
>Pennsylvania: 9.4m
>Ohio: 8.9m
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>>153303097
>i-it was just a misclick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh man look at this dude. Brady bent the knee after he realized how badly he fucked up(too late, asshole, we saw your true colors) and now this guy is trying to make excuses for him because he doesn't want to admit that Brady has no backbone and is just a soulless corporate shill now trying to protect his dollars.

Also, hilarious hypocrite
>Wow only idiots care about this stuff
>Listen, he misclicked. It's not real. It didn't happen because I'll feel emotionally sad if he refollowed the Patriots
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>>153303107
Quit b& evading faggot
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/
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>>153303152
>unfollows
>refollows in a few hours once he realized his names in TMZ articles written by the lowest barrier of entry to civilization

Thats you btw, you're swimming in that
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What's the bullshit reasoning for not inducting Bill Belichick?
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>>153303114
Patriots Derangement Syndrome is something Pats fans have been saying on here since the beginning of the playoffs. The other one was pic related.

Seahawks are just soulless and boring to the point where they have to steal memes from other people, even lame ones.
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Here's your 2027 Super Bowl
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>Jets get to either see the Pats win yet again or Darnold win
Lol
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>>153303194
Lurk moar faggot
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>>153303194
oh ok well this is my first time hearing this but since it has you so pressed you have my word i will never type it again
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shoutout to my nigga Joe Thuney, mogs the fuck out of that industry plant Penis Sewell.
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>>153303177
That's not what actually happened but it's funny that you think so. Brady unfollowed the Patriots a long time ago and people just forgot about it. Some media drama queen fag noticed it, and then Brady followed to fix it after he was embarrassed.

He didn't misclick. He intentionally did not follow them for years because he was mad at them. Brady has been doing these snubs and cold shoulder bullshit moves for a long time. People are just now noticing them because they're slow and stupid. The only people that still kiss his feet here are retards that can't read social cues for shit.

It's sad that a bunch of low self-esteem retards are going to forgive him and pretend he never meant to snub New England even though it was all obviously deliberate and he bent the knee after he realized the damage it was doing.
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>>153300040
this but also registered democrat voters
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>>153303282
Patsiefags are the biggest cucks in the league, all of you fags were rooting for the Bucs when Brady was there
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>>153293752
Brady is now in the business of making money.
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>>153303194
get over yourself faget
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I'm gonna be watching Kid Rock's All-American show tomorrow
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>>153303373
I’m going to tell your employer.
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>>153303211
>chargers
>postseason success
Lol. First year watching ball?
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The only thing eddie lacy is guilty of is enjoying bigmacs and tacobell.

"extreme" dui. Give me a fucking break.
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>>153303425
remember when steve keim caught one of these and the cardinals still kept him as gm

they had a literal falling down drunk as gm making personnel decisions involving hundreds of millions of dollars.
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>>153303390
tell me what?
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>>153303425
Lacy only like China food
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>>153303459
Your employee is an racist chud.
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>>153303344
Not all of us. I wished him well, but I was only concerned about my own team. I have the posts to prove it. I have always sided with Belichick. Tom Brady is a literal cuckold himself whose wife was impregnated by another man, so of course, the fans who blew him and followed him in Tampa were also cuckolds. Most of them were the bandwagoners who don't even live in New England.

And no, we're not the biggest cucks. If we were cucks, we would be going "Oh it's okay Tommy we still love you <3", but we don't take shit from anyone. Not even our HoF former QBs. It drives retards like you crazy that we have a backbone and you cry bitter, jealous tears all day about us winning.

We haven't even won the Super Bowl yet. We're just in it and you guys have still had the emotional meltdown of a menopausal rainbow haired karen. Kek.
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>>153303531
Didn't read
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>>153303194
The Pats have co-opted "we're all we got we're all we need" from the LoB kek
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>>153303457
No, I don't know anything about the cardinals. Who the hell does?
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>>153293836
the 2001-2004 pats defenses were stacked with hall of famers homie. idk if youre a zoomer or seething fan of another team but early brady was pretty pedestrian
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>>153303542
It can be hard to face the truth sometimes, I understand.
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>>153303592
Brady was outplayed in 38 by Delhomme lmao
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>>153303484
yeah I only hire based people
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>>153303616
Based on what?
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>>153303531
>we
>we're
>our
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>>153303630
how racist they are
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>>153303611
pussy only had 354 yards kwab
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New

>>153303646

>>153303646

>>153303646
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>Gruden told the jets to go fuck themselves
holy based
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>>153303638
Yes, you retard. I live in New England. I am quite literally "we" as I live here and am part of the fanbase. Moron.
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>>153303211
insallah

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