we're cooking TFC chads

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I CAN'T SCORE

>>153885958
who said this?

so who you guys genuinely wanna see in the NT that is new?

>>153886693
Lepaul

>>153884797
Hopital Lyonnais

>>153886693
Risser & Udol

You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 26
https://poal.me/50bd4h
https://poal.me/50bd4h
https://poal.me/50bd4h
https://poal.me/50bd4h

>>153886693
Udol. Zaïre-Emery right-back coz Koundé is sheit.

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jesus Martin Terrin got fucking shrek'd

>>153888323
he relaxed

>>153887617
lyon for me, CL spot is possible, lens winning ligue 1 is still very unlikely.

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>Le Havre overachieving again
I used to pray for times like this

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Anyone remember that guy?
I wonder what he's up to nowadays.

>>153896358
Welcome to QatarSC chtiloucasse.

>>153888323
>jusqu'ici, tout va bien

>>153888323
Cissé?

Endrick status?

>>153897859
fair

>>153897859
Could be great, still much too naive and lacking consistency

can poopsg win tonight?

>>153906972
looks like it so far

>>153906972
>>153908453
well they did

bump

Morokeks are such spineless fags holy shit

>>153917074
horrible way to win, but senegal bought it on themselves by being fucking uppity and leaving the pitch for no legit reason other than their feelings were hurt. You just can't decide to leave the pitch on your own. Senegal ruined the final.

>>153917500
When the game is rigged against you, the best move is to not play it

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Next matchday
Anything catching your interest, besides the obvious OL - ASM?

>>153921315
(and OM - LOSC)

>>153921315
Sell me on the current state of all these clubs.

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>>153921441
PSG will win no matter what
Lens had a tiny chance but blew it, now they're starting to lose games
OM start winning again despite their debatable performances and shit ambiance
OL won 16 games straight and are now on a downward spiral (partially because of a shitload of injuries)
Lille were stalling but they're picking up traction again
ASM are on fire, probably one of the best teams right now (they beat Lens and PSG recently)
Rennes are doing good again but I don't see them reaching CL spots this year
Strasbourg aka Chelsea B are good against good teams and shite against shite teams (the mercenary effect)
The bottom 3 are basically cooked, OGCN would deserve to be demoted but won't
The rest are your average L1 club I don't follow, you'll have to ask their fans

>>153921441
Addendum to
>>153921965
>Angers SCO
Doing a bit better than expected. They're pretty much safe from relegation which as the goal for the season. Technically overperforming sine they have the lowest budget in the league and had a true nightmare season not that long ago.
>Toulouse
Not doing bad at all either all things considered. They were firmly a yo-yo club nbot that long ago and are now a stable mid-table club. Their media team keep taking the piss.
>Lorient
Were promoted last year. Recently bought by an american investment group which seems to be working out so far.
>AJ Auxerre
One of the historical "small clubs", not currently doing too hot...
>Brest
Has a miracle season a few years ago, finishing second and playing in the UCL. Now back to earth but performing okay considering the low budget (third lowest in the league)
>OGC Nice
serious contender for KWAB of the season. Were consistently playing for european spots previously, currently struggling to stay out of the relegation zone.
>FC Metz
Currently holds the record for most ups and downs between Ligue 1 and 2. Looks to continue their generational run of not staying in the same league two seasons in a row.
>Paris FC
Either a success or a complete fail depending on who you ask. When they were promoted last year after being purchased by LVMH and suddenly acquiring the 4th largest budget in the league, they announced they were like any recently promoted club and would look to avoid relegation. In that regard, they're doing pretty well. But considering the fact that they are outclassed by Angers, Toulouse and Brest which combined make up two thirds of their budget, 13th out of 18 is not a great performance.
>Le Havre
Used to be the poster child of Ligue 2, now seem to be stable in Ligue 1, usually playing the relegation battle.
>Nantes
Years and years of mismanagement are catching up to them and they're going down, which they had coming.

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Name a more fun, likable footballer than Khvicha Kvaratshkelia and Vitinha. You can’t.

https://youtu.be/wVmMgFcVNUc
https://youtu.be/mJaV5vqhD6k

These guys are the /goodguys/ of world football.

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"Le dilemme Chevalier", kek...
Annoncez vos paris, les gars. J'pense qu'il le prendra, pour ma part.

>>153927945
niannian et samba sont pas digne de s’échauffer avec lloris, alors il peut bien prendre ce naze, on a pas mieux

>>153917500
they absolutely did, and i agree with you.
Problem is, the entire competition was rigged to hell for morocco, even against Tanzania there was a clearly pen that was never given and would have get them to E.T.
Then the fucking ball boys, some supporters, and morroccan players stealing the goalie's towels, and finding ways to cheat the finak without any repercussions? disallowed clear senegal goal, right before the bullshit pen?
In UEFA morrocco would have been already banned from competitions way before senegeleses decided to chimpout. African football was already shit, but they killed it beyond salvation.
And if the entire planet is calling you out for this, because that's the case right, you know you're done.

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/laliste/ dropped

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>>153928722
>Marcus Thuram

>>153928095
Felt for the hype of the AFCON pimped everywhere and got punished severely by the shameless turdworlder shitshow. The King really want that cup I suppose.

>>153928749
The new Giroud. But way worse.

>>153928757
he has nothing on Giroud, except the height.
At least Giroud knew how to play both 442 an 433 and doesn't behind the bullshit "not my position" excuse in the NT.

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semi KWAB right here, imagine getting overtaken by Brice Samba kek

>>153928053
kek
>>153928095
When everybody gets fucked over with weird decisions that are always in a favour of one certain team, what are you supposed to do when it's your turn? Just take it up the ass and not say anything? What happened after chelsea - barça from 2009? Nothing
Of course it's not sportsmanlike but giving a fake 3-0* win in a final by refusing to play is the best way for posterity to make people remember something fishy happened and it prevents that full credit is given to the team that won unfairly. When kids in 20 years look up footage of this game, they will find this bullshit and realize Morocco riggitini'd the tournament. It's also a very delicate situation for refs because whether or not they were paid, they know stopping the match is antithetical to the spirit of football, which is supposed to be won by scoring more goals, not through his own decision. In a final it's even more ridiculous and gives a bitter taste to the whole tournament. Stopping a game abruptly not only ruins the show for the thousands of fans who paid their ticket but risks provoking (or aggravating) riots in the stands
It would be an issue if it happened because of decisions that could be interpreted as caused by the ref's incompetence, but in this particular exceptional scenario I don't think it is. I just hope retards don't start doing it in cases where they feel they were wronged even though it's not the case, it should remain exceptional.
Also, thinking about it further, Senegal had nothing better to do because it was a last minute penalty, if Brahim scored it was over, Senegal had no option to continue fighting fair and square against the corruption
One more thing, all the fines that concerned the "towel war", against ball boys and players that took part in this bullshit, were dropped. This shit is 100% shady, like in what world is this acceptable? They fucking wrestled the substitute goalkeeper

>>153928765
Refering to 'pivot gang' 'support forward' meme players. Sure they are different.

Guise I can't decide if Olise is as good as advertised. Thoughts?

>>153928722
Zaire Emery, Thuram and Kolo Muani, the unholy trio
>>153928795
except Samba is good, and if Chevalier is a flop this season, it's normal he gets relegated to 3rd position

>>153928796
Kek the GK hunt by the ball boys wolf pack. Someone has the webm?

>>153928749
sucks in both NT and Club but still in the liste

>>153928805
Olise is not french, not even a little bit, I don't know how he's allowed to play for France, he's not even that good

>>153928859
>>153928859
for the same reason Le Normand somehow plays for spain

>>153928868
it's ridiculous for Le Normand but it's a whole farce for Olise
Le Normand at least lived in Spain for many years since 2016, while Olise wasn't born in France, never lived in France, doesn't have a single drop of French blood and doesn't speak French
the is the son of a purebred Nigerian dad and a purebred Algerian mother who also had the French nationality because of living on French soil for long enough, but later moved out to England
Olise only wanted to play for France because he liked the team when he was a kid (from his own words lol) he would've played for England if they were more succesful

>>153928859
mother is a french citizen

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>>153928911
are you a functionnal retard? I have to ask. Le Normand magically became "Spanish" when he was transfered to Sociedad; born in France, ethnic, Breton family, NOT EVEN BASQUE (*points Finger at the other opportunistic faggot, who's not even spanish basque, but french basque*) raised in France, played in breton club his entire life and started pro at Brest.
THEN he was transfered to sociedad, and magically became spanish in 2023, with no ethnical/racial connection to spain AT ALL whatsoever.
If you somehow think he is more legit than Olise, you're either a retard, baiting, or a chud.

Pick your poison. There are some controversial NT choices, but Le Normand is literally the worst case of them in modern Football without any competition.

>>153928992
I pointed out that it was ridiculous for Le Normand but if you think it's more "normal" for Olise then you are clearly the retard
think about it
>none of them have blood from the country they're playing for
>none of them were born on the soil of the country they're playing for
>none of them have inherited from the culture from their parents (do I have to explain it to you that algerians in France don't assimilate to the culture? Olise's mother is probably as english as she is french considering she now lives in England)
>Le Normand has a personal history with Spain because he has actually lived there for years, even if it's for football, thus he knows his shit about the country he's playing for and its culture
>Le Normand learnt the language by living inside this country, he is fluent
>Olise has NEVER lived in France, only visited during holidays and stayed there when playing for France's youth sections before he joined the A list
>Olise started learning the language because he started playing for France, he can barely speak it, his mother definitely did not speak to him in French when he was a kid (or else he would be much better)
Just like I said, if England had as much success as France, he would play for England. Olise is just a pathetic glory chasing mercenary who picked the strongest side he could. Le Normand is also a mercenary considering he joined Spain after realizing that it would be near impossible for him to join France but he's a lesser one because he has lived in Spain for very long now, probably likes the country for things other than football and has assimilated at least a bit into their culture. Let me repeat it: Olise has no french culture

>>153929086
at least olise only played for france and that includes the youth teams

>>153929110
He started with the U18 team in 2019, conveniently one year after France won the world cup. How odd, what a strange coincidence. Not the U15, not the U16 and not the U17 either
He didn't want to play for England and take part in the legacy of the 60 years of hurt, he grew up at a time when everybody was a fan of Zidane and Henry. The only thing he knows about France is the national team but I doubt he can name 15-20 french clubs. He's simply opportunistic, a mercenary

>>153929086
neither did i say it was normal for Olise, i said it made for sense for him to play for France than Le Normand for spain.

>>153928992
At this point, FIFA should just be transparent the same way World Rugby is and allow player naturalization based on where they play club.

>>153929176
>you want to play for the french national team ? Name every french club

>>153929663
PSG
OM de Marseille
Arsenal
Saint Etienne FC
FC Bordeaux Girondins
Racing Club de France
Monaco
Sporting Club Moncuq
>Clermont?
Stade Renoi
ASVEL
Racing Union Luxembourg
New Orleans Saints
OL (Olympique Lillois)
Stade Rochelais

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>>153929711
I want to punch you in the dick for greentexting Clermont.
CF63 is not dead (yet)!

...Also, you forgot
FC Guegnon
US Quevilly-Rouen Métropole
FC Sète 34
Expos de Montréal
Étoile filante d'Iracoubo

Let's see quenelles. Swissanon reporting?

no Sulc, not feeling confident lyon bros

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it's over

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>>153930113
Come on, now...

stop posting here there is a general thread

>>153930141
No brits, nor spaniards here. It's comfier

>>153930113
>Fofana 90'+5'

>>153929446
>i said it made for sense for him to play for France than Le Normand for spain
literally how?
>>153929663
I'm just pointing out how little he knows about France and french football too

>>153927706
Basé

the sport is unfair we have a shiton of injuried players and now a (legit) red card

>>153930298
Don't forget to vote Aulas, this sunday.

>>153930320
losing that too i'm afraid, i'd not voting for a macroniste even if the current mayor is bad

>>153930345
>i'd not voting for a macroniste even if the current mayor is bad
I respect that.

>>153928992
>Le Normand
>Breton
humiliation ritual

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>>153929845
>FC Gueugnon
Basé
CdL 2020 never4get
>>153929993
I came back from arbeit a bit late, looks like it's gonna be a shitshow

>>153930436
Fuck, that was just a joke.
Ultra-based swiss anon

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>>153930405
as paradoxical as it sounds, you could guess he's breton from his name because "Le [something]" names are almost always breton

>lyoff

C'est fini
>>153930556
That's an old pic desu I'm not sure where I put this scarf and it was starting to wear out
>>153930596
Indeed but that's very unfortunate
His family is probably the most shameful secret of the village

Putain retrouver Moreira sur le côté c'est quand même autre chose que les guignols qu'on a eu pendant sa blessure

lyon the new merdeseille, they don't deserve to play in the cl

>>153930910
lmao pathetic

lyon are humbert babbies

>>153930436
Uuurgh dont remind me that final

>>153931295
Ca ira anon c'est pas comme si le PSG avait pas remonté la pente après ça

>>153931490
Pas fô. Condoléances pour tes Gones. Vous êtes de plus en plus cuits physiquement gare à vous.

>>153931669
Je trouve que ça remonte, y'a des blessés qui reviennent. Fonsecaca est bon pour les plans de jeu mais catastrophique pour la gestion des matchs et de la forme, pas étonnant que ça ait été l'hécatombe. Les titu habituels rentrés en cours de match avaient déjà plus de gueule que les raccro, faut voir ce que ça va donner pour les dernières journées.
Pêh si on m'avait dit que le club serait placé comme il l'est en début de saison j'aurais signé de suite donc ça va

>>153931714
Jvous voyais dans le ventre mou. Vraiment surpris par le niveau de bcp de joueurs. On en a oublié fofana.

>>153931849
Ouais, pêh je me demande si Moreira est pas meilleur.
Et y'a toujours des abrutis qui oublient d'où vient le club et ne voient que la mauvaise série en oubliant le miracle avant ça et s'étant vus trop beaux.
Faut juste espérer que ça reprenne un rythme normal voilà tout, en attendant je suis content qu'on ait vu de beaux joueurs se révéler (Sulc, Moreira, Himbert), d'autres surprendre ou devenir prometteurs (Kluivert, Kango, Hamdani etc). C'est déjà plus que ce que promettait le début de saison.

>>153931897
Tachez de forcer Marseille à jouer les barrages de LDC et vous pourrez vous pignoler kek.

chelsea2 bros.....

Ligain frères on est mal

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Et merde....

BARCO BARCO BARCO BARCO

this little shitcunt is going to eliminate us at the world cup uh?

>>153932186
Idk but he really has a tête de con

>>153932280
sud amérouquin.

cursed.

Lille s'en bat les couilles.
Unai aura sa 4ème EL.

>>153932364
5? Omg

Ok, c'est mort. Merci d'avoir joué.

>>153932364
en même temps, j'avais aucun espoir pour lille. celta sont bons, mais lyon aurait pu faire mieux.

>>153932394
Villa était un solide favori mais c'est l'attitude neutre des Lillois qui me choque. Si j'étais supporter des Dogues ça me foutrait la rage de voir... rien.

>>153932430
mentally shattered by lens overperforming.

>>153932338
Quèque
>>153932394
Lyon en coupe = choqueurs éternels

Putain de branleurs, on leur file des places pour aller en coupe d'Europe mais si c'est pour faire cette merde, autant les donner à Nice ou à Marseille, EUX nous respecteraient dignement en jouant les matchs à fond....

>>153932481
Lyon depuis la retraite de Coupet = maîtres choqueurs.

>>153933597
*ba dum tss*

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who do we elect this sundays lads ?

>>153939514
la droite

>>153939604
so hittler

>>153939514
Nobody, Monsieur le Maire already won his reelection with a 70+% score.

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Friday 20/03

8.45pm CET
Lens - Angers

Saturday 21/03

5.pm CET
Toulouse - Lorient

7.pm CET
Auxerre - Brest

9.05pm CET
Nice - PSG

Sunday 22/03

3.pm CET
OL - Monaco

5.15pm CET
OM - LOSC
Paris FC - Le Havre
Rennes - Metz

MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CET
FOOTBALL CLUB DE NANTES - RACING CLUB DE STRASBOURG ALSACE

KWAB of the week standings:
1. OM (6x KWABs)
2. OL (5x KWABs)
2.PSG (5x KWABs)
3. Nice (3x KWABs)
4. Monaco (2x KWABs)
5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)
5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)
5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)
5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
5. Lens

>>153940670
Nice effort ASM but they can't make it, it's too late
Just wondering poll anon, do you avoid participating in these or do you simply hide your vote by editing the screencap? (nothing wrong with that btw)

REMERCIEZ LE PSG, BANDE DE FDP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefmKqtgeS8&t=90s

Lads surely Lens can't keep this momentum for so long. Like I don't want PSG to win but they've got unlimited money

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>>153932186
If Scaloni plays him in midfield instead of forcing him to play like a weird wingback like he did the one other time he called him up, and he puts Panichelli on the starting XI if Lautardo has one of his moments again, he will, i hope so.
Speaking of, here's the lineup.
+ Panichelli and
>mastantuono
Who are coming in for the next friendly in Africa.

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>>153942266
If PSG is still playing in UCL, maybe they can do it.
By the way, Lens will play PSG at home between the two legs of the quarterfinals of the UCL

>>153942240
jamais je n'aurais cru que cette grosse baltringue boucaque apparaisse sur mon noble 4chan.
Ce sera qui la prochaine fois ? Azed le bougnoule ? L'immigré (sic) Parisien ?

>>153942240
>>153943363
Les E-celeb foot me font honte. Dire que des attardés les font manger.

>>153943813
Si c'était seulement les e-celebs qui étaient débiles profonds dans le foot...

>>153944141
meh

>>153944141
>Deschamps veut pas prendre ça en edf

>>153944141
Très joli, mais pas assez noir de peau pour Dédé malheureusement.

>>153942240
je sais pas si t'es le youtubeur derrière ta vidéo à la con ou juste un shill mais dans tous les cas tu fais pitié à venir faire de la pub pour cette merde sur 4chan

>>153944141
Truffert mérite plus de venir en EDF que lui

>>153949586
T'es pas obligé de prendre ça pour de la pub. Vous cassez les couilles à être agressifs

>>153952086
>REMERCIEZ LE PSG, BANDE DE FDP
>Vous cassez les couilles à être agressifs

>>153952110
Désolé, j'ai surestimé la capacité de certains à comprendre le second degré quand j'ai tapé ça...

>>153952086
mets des guillemets ou les > si tu veux qu'on comprenne que c'est ironique

>>153944141
rip Angers-anon

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who else is missing?

>>153956658
No one for SCO?

>>153956658
Raï. Capelle(?)

>>153957164
Raï is now a "PFC" legend par procuration.

>>153956658
Rocheteau?

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>>153956658
>bourigeaud

Did ASM merge their football and swimming clubs?

>dribbles laterally past 4 opponents
>ends up further from goal than when first getting ball
>shitty back pass that places the team under threat
Classic Endrick

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Live from OL's defensive line

How can Sulc keep getting away with it?

Quel but de l'ASM O.o

GOLASIIIII!!

>>153967357
see >>153966842

>>153956658
there's no way only one of them is black AND IT'S A BRAZILIAN

>>153967415
N'Diefi doesn't look very Brazilian to me

ERA penal !
Cette fraude de Balogun kek

balogun has missed four pens and they sill let him take them

>>153967506
Era faute sur Endrick avant mais c'est l'OL donc jamais sifflé

>>153967522
VAR chads winning again.
Haaa? Rojo? Le.débile.

get this little faggot OUTTA HERE

Mais quel attardé la caricature d'Argensimian mdrrr

strasbourg mindbroke lyon.

8 matchs sans gagner depuis le match contre strasbourg

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>>153967765
Wonder if he's trying to beat a record for the number of reds, he seems to be on a mission

GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD

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>Les Verts (Saint-Étienne wins in Lyon)
KWABOTW?

>>153971475
fisl de pute de gauchiasses, comment peut on voter pour ces ennemis de la france.

>>153971571
bois de l'eau, ça va aller.

>>153971629
terroriste.

Salut. I want to give Ligue 1 a try and I'm open to suggestions of clubs to follow.

>>153971723
on ne signe pas ses propres postes, anon.

>>153971773
hehe, bien joué.

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Basé

>>153971879
FUCKING TRUCKED

>>153971571
parce que les ennemis sont carrément à droite non ? C'est pas joli à gauche mais tu me forceras jamais à voter pour les putes à patron, les putes à russes et les putes à ricains. (inb4 LFI et les putes à bougnoules, je sais, je sais, mais au moins ils ne veulent pas geler les salaires).

>>153971571
>aulas le gentil papy pas de tout un fils de pute d'arriviste réac qui ne connait rien à rien et dont le seul programme est d'hurler au wokisme
JE BAILLE TELLEMENT FORT.

>>153972405
"AAAAH ÇA SUFFIT!"

You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 27
https://poal.me/lw63m1
https://poal.me/lw63m1
https://poal.me/lw63m1
https://poal.me/lw63m1

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FOFANA IS GREAT AND WILL GIVE US THE LEAGUE! MERCI BEAUCOUP!

>>153973602
Seko Fofana kek. Enjoy Tugao bro.
Is there a guy to buy in liga Sagres Superbock? Asking for Luis Campos.

>>153973630
Yes, yes, buy Alan Varela and Pepe from us, in an exclusive double deal of 80M€

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>>153971731
Idk this season following Lens would've been cool for an external viewer, but I'm afraid that the meme will stop next season. What kind of football / atmosphere / level of power are you looking for?
>>153972405
Basé
Aulas is salty af, it's comical (picrel)
>>153973038
Voting today, AGAIN?

>>153973602
>Fofana
Which one of our 12 Fofanas? lmao

What an intense week of kwabing. Can't decide between OM, OL or Brest so I'll go for JMA

>>153973638
They are sheit I guess?

>>153973683
Portuguese and expensive? There's a very high chance yes

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this shizo looking ass should be Zidane's assistant, the new Guy Stephan

>>153973647
lmao why? it's not like there were any election fraud, why can't he take the L and move on kek?

>>153980452
Like most richfags I'm sure he honestly believes that he's better than everyone else, and that there's absolutely no chance that he would lose. These guys have not enough people telling them "no".

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did Deschamps ban him or something?

>>153980586
Hors PSG et sans surprise DD maintient avec une remarquable constance son total mépris de la Liguain pamplemousse. D'après les Lyonnais Il semble ignorer encore plus spécifiquement les joueurs de l'OL.

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>t'empêche de jouer pendant 2 semaines
>t'oblige à jouer un match tous les 3 jours ensuite
>te baise ta fin de saison
>te baise tes chances de remporter la coupe de France
>te baise ta course à la première place
>te baise ta course à la CL
mdr j'en peux plus, le PSG est vraiment un club de grosses salopes. J'aurais trop honte de supporter une telle mafia de bédouins.

>>153985705
Basés lensois pêh

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WTF is this ugly France kit for the next WC

>>153986318
Green one will sale like crazy.
>>153985705
>La Prince il parle pas à toi.

>>153985705
Lens qui veut empêcher la ligue 1 de briller en europe, tout ça pour passer pour des clowns en LDC la saison prochaine, que les LENSOIS AILLENT SE FAIRE ENCULER.

>>153991848
>Get paid for a product you end up not delivering
>sue the buyer anyway
How?

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>>153986318
Not that shit again.

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Lille is the most boring team right now.

>>153992336
Les parisiens qui font passer leurs décisions de merde comme un acte désintéressé favorable au reste de la ligue, sont peut être les plus grosses putes hypocrites existantes au monde mdr.
Je suis sûr que vous ne croyez même pas à vos propres conneries.

>>153999334
J'étais pas pour les reports ça fait que deplacer le problême. Si ça passe contre Liverpool le club se force à jouer 9 matchs en 27 jours. (Lyon le 19 avril-> PFC le 16 mai).

>>153985705
is it true that teh club installed CUP on Boulogne this year
literally 0 shame

>>153999802
NTA. Yes since August 2025.

The Official /laliste/ generator has dropped, do your best, or funniest lists:
https://www.lequipe.fr/special/selection/cm-2026

predictions lads?

nice cheeky of mboop

the softest red i've seen in a while

>>154005994
it doesn't need to be rough, all it takes is being a clear goal opportunity

brazil is so ass lmao

>>154006096
It's not even a foul

The absolute state of Brazil. Didn't saw them 90min for a long time. I am le shocked.

>>153973647
>What kind of football / atmosphere / level of power are you looking for?
I have a liking for clubs strongly identified to their communities and clubs with strong academies, but that's not a requirement. I don't care much about whether the teams are strong or not, and would rather steer clear from the obvious PSG/OL/OM bunch (even though I have nothing against them).

I had a great experience watching non-Bayern Bundesliga games and also following other minor leagues like the Eliteserien, so I figured I should give French football a try and get a feeling of what the league really is like. No high expectations for quality football, but I'd like to see something authentic.

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la troisième status?

>>154008517
still not confident about the defense, otherwise, solid perf. We could use cherki though, for some creativity and skills.

>>154007639
I invite you to join the SCO fanbase.
There's like 5 of us in the entire country.
When a japanese guy on twitter started supporting the club because he liked Boufal (who no longer even played here), it was so unusual to have a supporter outside of France, the club invited him to come watch a home game. Which we lost. Badly.
All our best known players were good in other clubs. Not in a cool "they train tomorrow's greats and do the heavy lifting so others can flourish" but in the "oh good, he's out of this dead-end team, now he can finally play up to his potential"
Our club owner is (allegedly) a fraudster and (allegedly) a sex pest.
We have the lowest stadium attendence rates in the league. When PSG and OM are in town, they're basically playing at home.
You WILL regret accepting the invitation.
It's a shit club but it's MY shit club and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>153896358
A bit sad tbqh

>>153928859
Should we give back Trezegoal then?

>>153928992
>racial
lol

>>153971571
Le mega tunnel dans ta mère après que tout mes associés lui soient passé dessus lmao

>>154008517
>Thuram still on the list
Maybe next time.

>>154014163
Basé but also bon courage pêh
>>154007639
Nantes would've been a great pick but they're likely to be sent to Ligue 2 next season

>>154018685
>Nantes
Could have said Auxerre too.
Who will also be in Ligue 2 next season.

>>154014231
tg le traitre. terroriste va.

>>154018649
this

>>154019257
Les mecs dans ton genre sont ceux qui cassent la gueule aux gens dans la rue parce qu'ils sont de la mauvaise couleur de peau ou qu'ils ont trop d'empathie pour leur prochain.
Faux chrétien va.

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Chelsea bros...

>>154029923
BoisVert L1's Pichichi inc.
Sad for him it's the second time

>>154030376
>6 pens out of 16 vs BoisVert's 5 out of 15
Only frauds topping the goalscoring table.
Who's gonna shoot pens in Strasbourg now?

>>154030436
Emegha was permabenched recently? Maybe him.

Senegalese flexing the trophy kek

>>154030557
Extrêmement basés amha

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What do "home" statistics represent for a referee? Games in Parc des Princes?

>>154030557
as they should, FUCK Morocco

>>154028542
mdr cet anon à 100% c'est juste un fragile qui fait le nazillon en ligne et sur JVC mais qui frôle les murs et baisse les yeux dans la rue dès qu'il croise un arabe.

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AURA

>>154034936
Quite a problematic attitude on the left

bumb

>>154014163
Sounds like a terrible time but I'm in. Can't promise to be a fan, but I'll be watching their games and see if I can learn a thing or two about the club. Thank you.
>>154018685
>>154018839
Ligue 2 is streamed for free on YouTube so it won't be a problem for me either. I'll watch both.

>page 8
Pas sous ma montre

our squad is unironically getting good, but i still don't think we pass the eye test

based Doué

is it me or the camera is absolutely atrocious?

THURAM SCORED?!!!!!!

>>154051754
It is

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>>153879819
>Troisième but inscrit par Marcus Thuram en trente-trois sélections avec les Bleus.

this is worse than dugarry or gignac

>>154051806
I'm sure current Gignac would fare better

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i dunno why, but Lucas Digne is going to be a key player at the World Cup, he's going to be elite on his flank.

Ekitike is high of his own farts. I even prefer Marcousse ffs.

>>154053143
Thauvin will replace them and bring >us the WC

>>154052561
I share my birthday with Digne. Same. Exact. Day.

>Doué already balding
jesus fucking christ.

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>Cherki saying "Inchallah" in French at the end of his interview, to act like he's integrated
fucking kek

controversial take, Margotton & Bixente are actually a comfy reporter duo

>>154053418
No one can top Roland & Larqué

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>>154053398
>si dieu veut bien sûr !

i like how Deschamps is keeping it discret about /laliste/ saying he can or cannot Kanté while we all know he'll call him

>>154053516
Is Kanté still worth it, or is he washed nowadays?
I don't follow the Arab league (who does?) so i wouldn't know his current level of performance.

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What in the heckin kek!!!! Hahahahahav

>>154060003
Surely this is a joke?

>>154060062
You better believe I picked that from La Provence hahahaha

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>zoumeurs
KWAB

>>154060003
looks like the mouth of a monster. fucking idiots.

>>154060003
>>154060062
>it's real
https://www.laprovence.com/article/om/41937498881363/om-le-club-va-devoiler-un-nouveau-logo

just for that, they'd deserve a KWABOTW

>>154056942
hes in the Turkish league chud

>>154060003
Looks pretty good

>>154060840
It's just another trick to boost sales and distract from shit performances

>>154060895
#Vente OM
Flamini inc

>>154060003
Le melting logo

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>Choose 7

KEK

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>>154061044

>>154060003
oMo?

>>154033986
Le mec qui cherche la baston avec les antifas et à finir mort lâché par ses zamis et les kisdés
Le mec qui s'entraîne tous les jours à la boxe pour défendre sa patrie jusqu’à la mort et qui cane sous les semelles du premier gauchiste venu.
Le mec qui a du merch d'Alain Soral et qui se fait lyncher par des types qui écoutent Manu Chao

>>154070893
>plus blanc que blanc

Bump against shitalian spam

>>154028542
>>154033986
>>154071076
terroristes

>>154077130
???

>>154077130
oh noooooo Jean-Gonzague called me a tewowist

>>154077130
>>154085012
Go to /pol/tards

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so what did you guys unironically think of Lacroix' performance? does he make the final squad in your books or nah?

>>154086078
Dunno is he more than another ''flavor of the month mid-table PL defender"? Valuable meme new players have always been forwards (Henry, Wiltord, Mbappe...)

>>154085668
/sp/ is a diversity friendly board

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>>154086078
Looks like Dédé misunderstood talks about "bleaching" the NT

>>154086345
Coquinou

>>153973647
>lens will stop next season
They dont have qatari money but Lensniggas are absolute fanatics, if they have to chose between funding endless n'gubus and paying rent, there's gonna be a squad of 50 n'gubus.

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>still no ligain tonight

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>>154094349
It's CL night, bro !
...Well, CL (F). And OL is playing against Wolfsburg, as usual.
Also GG Real

>>154094564
Fug my brain tricked me into thinking we're friday

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>>154095163
Those bitches are going overtime. You haven't missed much.

Ah bah, quand même...

>>154095194
lol, lmao even

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>Lille - Lens on saturday

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>>154100446
>ASM - OM on sunday

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Friday 03/04

8.45pm CET
PSG - Toulouse

Saturday 04/04

5.pm CET
Strasbourg - Nice

7.pm CET
Brest - Rennes

9.05pm CET
LOSC - Lens

Sunday 05/04

3.pm CET
Angers - OL

5.15pm CET
Le Havre - Auxerre
Lorient - Paris FC
Metz - Nantes

MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CET
ASSOCIATION SPORTIVE DE MONACO FOOTBALL CLUB - OLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE
KWAB of the week standings:
1. OM (6x KWABs)
2. OL (5x KWABs)
2.PSG (5x KWABs)
3. Nice (3x KWABs)
4. Monaco (2x KWABs)
5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)
5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)
5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)
5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
5. Lens (1x KWAB)
5. Jean-Michel Aulas (1x KWAB)

>>154082671
gôche = terroriste
simple.

>>154095194
il a raison.

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Imaginez gagner le dixième de ces sommes pendant 10 ans

>>154103742
Pourquoi ce qui me choque le plus est le changement de typo sur Samba ?
>Distraction
>Erreur du stagiaire
Nous ne saurons jamais

GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DEMBOUZ

>>154103922
On dirait qu"il essaie même pas kek

>>154103742
kek fucking WZE

Mdr Safonov et 1-1.

ET TU SAFONOV

>>154103038
When nazis call you terrorists you know you're on the right side of history

this goalie tho

>>154103742
Quand Doué et Barcola vont renégocier leurs contrats il va falloir lâcher du lest (hernandez)

>>154103966
Nougarro-ed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=337V5SR1h8Q

>>154103957
nazis are leftists = terrorists.
une gauchiasse ne sera jamais du bon coté de l'histoire. le gauchisme est une erreur, un dénigrement complet de la nature humaine, la haine de l'humain, c'est ce qui définit le gauchisme. le pire c'est que vous êtes trop cons pour vous en rendre compte.

>>154103959
It's okay it's only to lose

Stade Français 2 - Stade Toulousain 1

incroyable dembélé, avec qui il a fait un pacte?

>>154103983
T'as pas des cailloux à aller manger le 2 de QI ?
Le thème du thread c'est la Ligue 1, donc contribue intelligemment ou casse-toi.

Pousmane Bembéléeeeed

>>154103941
Jorges Mendes always wins.

>>154104015
j'ai posé ma pêche je suis calmé maintenant.

Bon match. J'aime bien le style du Tef.
Doué galère au milieu.

>>154103758
Ouais pareil pêh