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Day 1, Round 1: the New Season (too early)
Will be streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page

>Division One

Glamorgan v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/RMOLJxdR3bA

Hampshire v Essex
https://youtu.be/r-Rq7gziwH0

Leicestershire v Sussex
https://youtu.be/fyWd7DAyEwM

Somerset v Nottinghamshire
https://youtu.be/rSm5dcg9Lgs

Warwickshire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/TLSKvSYMAlc


>Division Two

Derbyshire v Worcestershire
https://youtu.be/gRkhHTMzENY

Durham v Kent
https://youtu.be/C3Ou2XwHHyA

Middlesex v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/etSmRe1htUw

Northamptonshire v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/-1p7OGOk_HI

welcome back countystreams lad

>glammy start delayed
reeeeeeeeeee

Have to say I've not been feeling very bothered about the start of season. The Ashes was a lot and then the meme20 came on top and I switched off, was feeling over-saturated with cricket and Englands cricket clown show. Then its felt very slow for Essex this off-season, it usually is, but it came on the back of what was a fairly disappointing season for Essex: crap in the white ball and a frustrating championship. I don't expect much for the champ. this year, Essex does have a strong side so should not be looking at relegation but it depends on absences and getting to firing on all cylinders again. Naturally the club will be focusing mostly on the white ball, but not convinced they'll really challenge their unless they've made a big improvement.

I've said it several years in a row now but; wouldn't it be interesting if they could organise a match between the County Champion and the Sheffield Shield Winner like they have the World Club Challenge in the Rugby League.

I thought that in previous years matches between WA and Surrey would be close, especially if played in England. But I reckon SA would roll over Notts rather embarrassingly easily.

>>154100866
Do we think both Root and Brook will be playing for Yorks?

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>>154101011
Not today.

>we're delighted to confirm that Joe Root & Harry Brook will be available for our County Championship game v Surrey on 15th May

>>154101011
root vs root
surely
no idea about brook hopefully not

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this is >our best chance to win a game this season i reckon
oh billy root is out too
kellaway and tribe pls perform well

>>154100963
Agreed, would be a nice spectacle, and increase interest in the county game a bit more
Could do the same thing for the white ball comps too, maybe some short of short international T20 comp that pits the winners of the main domestic tournos against each other

Raining in Southampton ffs

yh starting the season in the first week of april great idea fucking cretins

Think I'll watch Leics v Sussex.

Interesting to see Dan Lategan get the start for the Pears this season
Very highly rated prospect, I expect him to have a good season (although he might be more of a white-ball player, not sure)
At £4.5m in the fantasy cricket league, he's surely an absolute must-have

watching bards pears until glammy come on

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>>154100752
bblw for this feel?

>Woakes opens the bowling for Warks
>already had a 4 bashed off him

>>154101137
Good man yourself
Hope they sort the sound out on this shitty stream

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this bloke looks very unhealthy bard
sickly!

Haines looked good for Sussex last season and did good for the Lions, hopefully Fatty Key and McCum aren't lying and there is actually a hope for him or someone to replace Zakky C.

Already scored 2 4s off a couple of pies in his first over.

>>154101158
Hannon-Dalby, been a good bowler for Warks over the years, big loss for them I reckon.

>>154101158
make-a-wish mate, have some respect

Not really a fan of >us signing Olly Hannon-Dalby on an emergency 14-day loan because of the Swanepoel situation

Means the likes of Finch, Gibbon, Home, and Darley all don't get a look in

Yes, OHD is probably better than them, but the whole point of having a squad is that if one of the first XI misses out you've gotta give a chance to a younger lad

>>154101158
Emergency signing from Warwickshire, unfortunately they're very sickly in that neck of the woods. No green and pleasant land near Birmingham

the budget for these streams must be 50 quid

>>154101172
It's only for two weeks, he'll probably still play for them at some point this season. But he's fallen behind the likes of Bamber and Gilchrist in their pecking order, so they've loaned him to us to keep him match fit for a couple of games. Don't like the system at all, myself, but hopefully he'll contribute

>>154101186
Seeing as we're all watching for free with adblockers installed I guess that's still a £50 loss desu

1st wicket of 2026

Durham 12-1 (3.4)

McKinney
leg before wicket, bowled Stuurman
lbw

>>154101197
Honestly don't know why they signed Gilchrist or why he was on the Lions, didn't look anything special for Kent and Kent have had a dogshit fast-bowling line up for a few years, especially when like last season they lost both their overseas in the championship.

Yadvinder is absolutely shitting all over the bed btw the atm against Sussex, no wonder Worcs got rid of him. already 22 off 2 overs.

>>154101220
That will be the last wicket Kent take all season lol

>>154101220
Burns had gone before him but it was a run out kek

>>154101230
I guess they see him as a decent long-term prospect seeing as he's 25 and has a respectable average (32), but you'd have thought OHD would be ahead in the lineup

Hadn't seen that Yadvinger had been picked up by Leicestershire, that's interesting, assumed he'd just go back to the Birmingham league. He looked ok as a fill-in option (which is all he was, he was one of a few players we picked up as emergency signings when 3/4 of our bowlers were crocked) but a little out of his depth. Interesting that he's getting another chance, and in Div 1 too. Don't expect it to go well, but you never know

Haines looking even more aggressive than usual, really is trying to chase that opener spot ahead of ol creepy. Looking slightly reckless but has scored some nice shots, glad I chose this one for a neutral.

Activity at the Rose Bowl ALERT

GONE GOTTEM Hughes gone a good catch

>>154101251
well they cut short his bowling spell and put Green in and he takes a wicket in his first over, HINDU STRONGMINDS season is already over.

>>154101142
me on the left haha

Jamie Smith is already gone c Smith b Bamber for 9.

Always thought he was shit.

Slurry on the ropes love to see it

>>154101267
Probably the best up and coming opener, if they continue to ignore the likes of Sibley and Hameed
McKinney at Durham another option who I think they like the look of, but Haines has been more impressive in his career so far

>>154101306
Unfortunately most Hindus lack the mental strength to succeed in England
They just don't have the stones for it

>>154101322
He clearly has lots of talent, but has never proved that he's got the grit or staying power for the red ball game
I'd make the same argument about Bethell, although he did demonstrate it to an extent with his ton in the Ashes

>>154101344
Bethell passes the eye test more than any english batsmen in a long long time

>britanons talking passionately about cricket
>no zachy or sebbo shitting up the thread with off-topic posts
/cric/ is healing

>>154101350
Yeah potentially he has so much natural talent that it was the right decision to parachute him straight into the Test XI despite not having much experience in first-class cricket

Suppose that worked for the likes of Tendulkar, in the past, so it's not always a bad call

>>154101366
You seen that clip of root saying how he tried to get some county to sign bethell when he was 12 years old playing in Barbados?

>>154101375
Yeah saw that
Bit noncey desu
But Root's a good bat so I guess we can forgive those sort of foibles

Essex about to start batting at Hants

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>>154101357
HUZZAH

>>154101396
Abbott will rip through the depleted Essex batting lineup like a hot knife through butter

shit work called

Unfortunately this is pretty muscular start from Derbyshire in what I hoped would be bowler-friendly conditions
Relegation to the minor counties looms for the poor Pears

eating poo

>>154101418
YIKES took just four balls for this prediction to come true

it always rains in wales

could do with a wicky here bard mate

>>154101699
Yeah it's not been a great start, admittedly
Dropped catch and a couple of near-misses haven't helped
Long way to go yet, mind

Medingham then Bedingham is out cheaply
Feeling better about my decision to leave him out of my side now

>>154101699
GONE GOTTEM
TAYLOR FINALLY INTO HIS STRIDE
9 MORE WICKETS ABOUT TO FALL

Hampshire stream shat itself

Shit Tall Pauls gone. crap start to the season even though it’s an overcast day.

lancs could be on for a score of 900 here

>>154101357
>actual on topic discussion when certain attention whores aren't present
Funny that.

probably going to come back seething with a vengeance when he sees county is more appreciated than iplel

unironically eating poo

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still here
but me¿ know county cricket is on. KNOW that there are county cricketeering enthusiasts on cric. KNOW that I am a live and let live kinda fella & don’t want to RUIN the experience for others
but also KNOW that criccy isn’t quite mature about others enjoying IPL and t20
HELARSE!!
https://youtu.be/eFQoeX6HnP8

>>154102023
was talking bout shitjeet mate, youre harmless (though t20 isnt cricket and neither is the hundred)

Westley retired hurt and replaced by Critchley; was playing decently and now Sonny Baker has fucked him.

Bakers looked quite dangerous with his pace.

sucking

finna boutta ‘oo

nothing organic about bards county posts. all forced and contentless
just a clout chaser through and through

>>154101680
seems to have got worse

Michael Carberry spitting truths on the Hants stream.

yh things not going well for Essex

>>154102043
think he's banned, loads of his dogshit just got removed in the last thread, but usually she just puts on a new vpn and starts shitting the place up again.

>>154102301
zachy normally just resets his vpn when he gets banned, doesn't stop him for long

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>>154102043
>t20 isn’t cricket
you’re wrong
> hundred isn’t cricket
you’re correct

>>154102309
meds

First cricket sub in County Cricket: Noah Thain is going to come in for Tom Westley who retired injured, but will not be allowed to bowl.

>>154102340
isn't wrong at all

tabla x

shut up you mutt neek

zzzzra - ludisme

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Glamorgan Cricket
@GlamCricket
UPDATE: Toss at 3:45PM, play to start at 4:15pm!

fucking FINALLY

yorkshire win toss and bowl
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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CSK cookin’ lookin’ litty frfr

a tricky tricky period for our asa to open in today

christ yorkshire pilling on pressure here

just seen a white man and an African woman with a beautiful bouncing mixed raced child of flourishing joy
that could have been hiba and I

don't support Dorkshire at all
for me, it's Sussex

Sussex first, Glamorgan second
Dorkshire 9001

glammybros.....

just watched Nausicaa of the Valley of the wind for the 2nd time

in my mums 5 bedroom house
really should have children of my own by now

don't want chilldren
won't live long enough to look after them

I think I'd be a good dad unironically
somehow I still think I will have them

20mm max hangs keeps your swimmers in good virile health

Charlie Allison looks very good, had a good season last year as an opener although got moved around but has come out looking very strong as a middle order batsmen, like a slightly less reckless Harry Brook. Has been an important partnership with Critchley.

think I'll go speed dating in York
my broken ego can take it, never really had an ego in the first place
my mum needs grandchildren
also I finish work at 3pm, then go bouldering, and am pretty bored afterwards
need to have mini Zs

going to actively try to reproduce
woman are lucky in that regard they can just get a sperm donor
men can't get a womb donor

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>just seen why he saying Glamorgan second

it would be evil of me to deprive future offspring of the joys of bouldering

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shame you can't get a brain donor.

k-kellaway will save >us

>>154102971
?

36/4 currently

the world needs more of me
of my strand

>stumps for bad light when Critchley is 3 away from a century
>and in the middle of the over
bullshit.

Essex have recovered well though, 150 run partnership between Allison and Critchley takes them to 219/3, Hampshire looked to really have >us early on but really took the foot off.

kellaway WILL be the 1st welsh player since simon jones to represent england in test cricket

US and team zog blow up a bridge, while blowing up all main negotiators to end the conflict
US and Israel is basically Empire of Tolmekia in nausicaa, literally the bad guys

do you think they will pay cricket on the moon in our lifetime

https://youtu.be/xJFgpTp8PTc?si=sj0YGzdBPdGuvZE9

im going to the moon

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Roasties gonna roast

a decent little fightback from glammy on an otherwise terrible day

Pavement

>>154103391
are you ok fella
you spending a lot of time on that beach
you travelling around for a bit or working out there

>>154103427
Very good lad, not the same beach just another one. The island is quite large but have spotted a few Indian predators here which is unfortunate

>>154103450
good to hear
careful with them they'll fuck anything that moves
best local beer out there?

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Girls came sat next to me

I’ll fight every bong that comes to Thailand especially z-acky

yeah try it you fat sexpat neek
ill spin your jaw like a 2003 danish kaneria Googly

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coffee is being brewed. film is getting picked.

Zacky I swear to god you spend 5 minutes here you’re sitting in simitivej hospital
I’d end you, best stay in Birmingham

>>154103808
how you ding turkbro
what film you go for?
watching some super league, me
few beers cat sleeping next to me
peak comfy for a lonely single idiot

>>154103843
ill leave you looking for something to lean on

>>154103927
Nice, cock pics? Send to my personal dm

singaporebro did you chat to the ladies

Wish I did, unfortunately went for a piss then ran off
I’m a kiwi though, this is just whatever they give me
They were gagging for it tho trust

are you staying at hostels?
if so i bet these questions do your fucking head in
Where are you from?
Where are you travelling?

I’m here with my gf but willing to take pics of a ladyboys asshole if zachys interested

hope you both have a nice stay mate
singapore worth a trip?

>ass
foy

>>154104095
no but steven malay iykwim haha

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>>154103847
good to hear mate. at least someone is having fun.
yeah I'm alright.

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operation epic fury

>>154104095
Yeah mate Singapore is the best country in the world. Infinite jeets plus terrible cost of living

>>154104320
I keep reading it as “epic furry”

and that it was named by someone from Birmingham: https://youtu.be/KsBrDUAROb4?t=1399

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Hey semenslurpers
/hoc/ says hello
haha..take it easy gaybois

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Yeah, I'm a TV on the road
Yeah, I am getting obsolete
I'm taking off my pants
I'm getting out of this gumball machine

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reckon with post like these
>>154104972
>>154104563
>>154104124
>>154103927
>>154103164
>>154102997
>>154102946
>>154102903
/hoc/ might be onto something ngl fellas

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looking at midnight run before I doze off.

don't follow the county grig me
but it's lovely to see so many grig related posts today lads, hope you've all been enjoying it
/cric/ has been DOGSHIT for too long and you lads are the antidote x

>>154102946
Aren't you like 43 now? Lol. Lmao even.

Just a bit of advice Z man, you cant get women pregnant by cumming in men's arses

always assumed he was early 20s with the awkward and spastic style of posts.

bed looms
need to be fresh for bouldering on the morrow

>>154105126
often get mistaken as far younger than I am
welsh (black) doesn't crack

rotting body with a neurotic undeveloped mind of someone in their 20s. How dreadful.

what's your 20mm max hang chump?
youre basically dead

best not be talking shit about my zachy

dead man walking griplet

>>154105227
neath port talbot is unironically gods country

Childless homosexual midwit

Golf Playing Griplet from an irrelevant country

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWqDc9Cjo_T/

i don't know a great deal about womens cricket (or women in general iykwim haha) but i'd almost be willing to say that 3/3 is not a good start to an innings (for the batting team)

Dick gripping skinnyfat alcoholic

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kiwi appreciation post fellas
reply with something nice about them x

I'm glad they're not american

tabla x

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What type of woman would be attracted to this

lgm

yeah women prefer it when you spend your time making ai images of blogposters on /cric/ you fucking loser lmao

zachy didn't leave, he's just sitting in his bedsit, starting at the wall and seething about the dua lipa truthnuke

>>154106102
Bodied the peewee

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>yeah women prefer it when you spend your time making ai images of blogposters on /cric/ you fucking loser lmao

>convict hours

ODIs used to be fun

>>154106346
ohnonono suspect we won't see the convict post again for quite some time!

pathetic

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me¿ I don’t like to BODY or GOTTEM or HEEEM anyone
DONT care for calling anyone a SPAZ or FREAK or NEEP
https://youtu.be/cL3im0csvKo
plain x

>>154106346
kek is this real?

big afternoon of lawn mowing and beer drinking ahead

best part about drinking beer is telling everyone about it

what's the best part about mowing the lawn?

probably the smell

i was gonna say drinking the beer afterwards but you know what, i like your one, that's a good answer

>>154106929
Mowed them yesterday for the last time before summer, good thing too as its been pissing down all day. Beergun in hand though. Thanking for coming to my LAWNtalk.

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best part is order
then… smell x

*before winter

poor confused antipodean x

Who made beer the boss of summer?

um…the Sumerians

lawn: mowened
beer: in hand

FFO

sorry I don't really go here anymore you're gonna have to explain your acronyms

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liek the cut of yer jib fella ngl x

I don't like cricket

how long do you think the brits will keep their "love of county cricket" going for?

>>154107628
EkkkKkEKkk

so apparently we won by like 60 runs after being 3/3
lol

>>154107860
isnt it time Suzie called it a day?

>>154107867
yes. yes it is

fatguts can you please stick to /trek/ so we don't have to interact with your foul stench here thanks

this time next week we'll be mid way through the masters. that's very exciting

>>154107968
Nice mate what's your thesis?

>>154108341
rory

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>>154100767
Highlights from Day 1 of the new season:

>Division One

Glamorgan 99/4.
v Yorkshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c78xy08p08do
https://youtu.be/KDi9NXFL3_E

Hampshire
v Essex 219/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyzlzk7xzgo
https://youtu.be/2TaYNVh3ABg

Leicestershire 15/1.
v Sussex 361.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clygdn7eggwo
https://youtu.be/50lp6_JQmlo

Somerset 292/6.
v Nottinghamshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2803e24pgo
https://youtu.be/1RAVDUalsCw

Warwickshire
v Surrey 328.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c6262ly5p47o
https://youtu.be/tXxv-rwH7UM


>Division Two

Derbyshire 391/4.
v Worcestershire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3dzd0g91pgo
https://youtu.be/qYH1syvrKRI

Durham 335.
v Kent 50/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cj40x09wl71o
https://youtu.be/wcsp7LRk3T4

Middlesex 279/5.
v Gloucestershire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0e719d95xjo
https://youtu.be/JtofCCUigMA

Northamptonshire
v Lancashire 346/7.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cede0vxpv9do
https://youtu.be/_RrgXbIEDb0

holy shit there it is haha

>>154108424
love your work mate

Don't forget to turn your clocks back before bed tonight lads

technically a try saving tackle from gutho there

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https://youtu.be/jVAelzteOdI?si=bL6bdF6IdVeuwG_y

nostalgia song

You're a week late for changing the clocks mate

>>154108503
I use a sundial mate

imagine a world where the concept of time and days didnt exist

Don't forget to turn your sundial back before bed tonight lad

>>154108629
blame the cunts who discovered the solstices

the white ferns are unironically the team in world cricket who would have the best chance in an ashes series against australia
they'd still lose - but they have the best chance

>>154107968
kino

I think by definition, England need to be involved for it to be an Ashes series

New Zealand were involved in the last ashes series and we all saw how that turned out

I don't think that's true
Unless you're talking about the bazballbros, in which case no we haven't claimed them as New Zealanders for a long time

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>>154108424
>emilio gayyy

planning for lentil and spinach soup with sourdough bread for lunch x

>>154107517
>>154107393

GOTTEM
O
T
T
E
M

day 2 looms

Kent Kent Kent

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Blud really saw this pic and said "yep, this is the one"

imagine the pics that werent the one
haha nah, love you zachy please come home

when's real criccy? i'm bored.

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The Gold Standard™

County Cricket - Day 2 Streams:

Northamptonshire vs Lancashire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-MMFPSDKk

going to be a loooong season for glammy

first beveragino post lent

>>154109673
giv us a sip m8

reckon england should take a look at this anderson fella, taken 4 wickets already today

>>154109987
unironically shouldve come to aussie
probably wouldve got more overs out of him than wood

nice bowling attack you got there bard lmao. are they bowling with literal pears or something?

Not exactly an ideal start to division 2 life for Worcestershire

play for a draw pears

worcs should sign old manderson
he's about the right age for their usual imports, at least in pee20

Fair-weather Bard goes in hiding the moment things go wrong for Worcestershire

>>154109545
For the Pears too by the looks of things

>>154110044
No, they're using a regulation cricketing ball I think

>>154110123
Agreed, if they could have planned how the first four sessions of the season would go, this would NOT be it

>>154110242
Best we can hope for now
Derbyshire always going to be one of the better sides in the league desu

>154110354
He'd never leave Lancs

>154110689
Visiting the family for Easter so not having quite as much time for /cric/ posting unfortunately

>600 slop
worcs aren't that good but I'm tired of county pitches getting so flat. feels much worse since muh bazball

not a bad little comeback this from our glammy
(liv on cric cytube btw)

What the fuck is Westley doing, he must declare at lunch.

*tea

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>>154107628

Yh well done Westley, decide to ley Harmo stat pad after tea before declaring only for to lose the rest of the session to bad light.

I forgot “because the captain isn’t very good” as a reason for why Essex aren’t likely to challenge for the title this year.

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had a miller and a nap. I'll do some reading.

300 up for glammy
not bad from 20 odd for 4

hampshire wobblling

Just woke up

morning mate. what's the good word

turkbro you've taken a bit of a liking to that blair witch girl huh

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you haven't?

She retired from acting in 2008 and became a medical marijuana grower

>>154112558
Floccinaucinihilipilification

waiting for this car race to start

i might go to bed

>>154112984
Alri granddad

just woke up

That's unfortunate

4 u

>>154109148
update:
was delicious c

>>154116088
late lunch fella

walking around bunnings listening to bjork

>>154117115
saussy with onions and a spritz of t sauce thanks lad

im not your jamboy

snagboy

Just heard about Chinese Gooseberry. It's messed up what New Zealands did.

anyone else have really mixed feelings about cricket

>>154117669
crisp ESL

Might just kms. Cheers lad

hey happy easter lads

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YORKSHIRE will win the title this year

been hearing some rumblings around the mighty SOMERSET

Haven't golfed in ages
Might golf tomorrow

>the only way jam boy will visit india is through a VPN
sad really

>>154118458
SO true kek

>zachy leaves without saying goodbye, has now been months without a single word
>new "personality", "jam boy" appears
does this seem a little suspicious to anyone else?

Did zachy actually leave? I don't care enough to have been paying attention

>>154118595
we can only hope

*posts an intriguing blog post for everyone to enjoy*

what the fuck is this cunt always babbling about it's complete word salad

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Not looking good /npl/chuds

>>154118848
me when test cricket comes back haha

>>154118848
Me when zachy comes back to /cric/

>>154118848
me when someone hits a six and i'm umpiring the game

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me when my gay australian cousin drags me along to watch a "BBL" (whatever that stands for), but then it's cancelled and they play some test cricket instead

>>154118848
Z E S T Y .

drinking coffee in the morning engshitters could never
*whistles waltzing matilda*

>>154118848
>>154119411
LGM

>Lancashire captain James Anderson rolled back the years with a five-wicket haul at Wantage Road to put his side firmly in control of their Rothesay County Championship Division Two game against Northamptonshire.
is this anything?

Warriors play soon

>>154118848
rock and roll it for me thanks

going to drink 1 beer for every game the warriors win today

drinking a beer for every funny peewee post

>>154120749
>>154120832
enjoy your 0 beers iykwim

Bed looms

*exhales cloud of bong smoke*

shall not continue watching the warriors game

>>154121055
based changed his clock the wrong way last night

do you reckon supporting the wahs must be like what the english fans felt during the last ashes?

not a fan of this time changing business. it's already dark

>>154121679
Metcalf fucked everything up

>>154121679
business idea: the wahs play a test series against the english cricket team

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Cheteshwar Pujara farming against County frauds used to be my one of the favorite genre of cricket

morning champs

gm sir

am watching sicario before criccy

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Highlights from Day 2 of the new season:

>Division One

Glamorgan 302.
v Yorkshire 1/0.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c98mj816dr8o
https://youtu.be/77KUKQfZ8Wk

Hampshire 48/3.
v Essex 461/7dec.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c20dn0gqj85o
https://youtu.be/wVcshYL4lus

Leicestershire 245.
v Sussex 361. & 149/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1j7wjdr2y2o
https://youtu.be/RsqxVS_HuBo

Somerset 347.
v Nottinghamshire 218/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cwydky7vvx1o
https://youtu.be/G9MJbbi_QSY

Warwickshire 330/2.
v Surrey 328.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly68yg4n02o
https://youtu.be/QXyWT-oMfkQ


>Division Two

Derbyshire 625/8dec.
v Worcestershire 113/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy81k89m89vo
https://youtu.be/KeVILSganpA

Durham 335. & 83/2.
v Kent 197.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9qdx8qzrv4o
https://youtu.be/RAh_jMPXm5A

Middlesex 445/9dec.
v Gloucestershire 116/4.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdrm3rl0p5yo
https://youtu.be/qB6tT1mCq8o

Northamptonshire 215/9.
v Lancashire 384.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crk16kmy41xo
https://youtu.be/tdslAQy8Al4

There's no criccy on are you hallucinating

>>154122327
what does any of this mean haha

for me it's wine (red) and cheese

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/COUNTY/ Championship: Day 3, Round 1
Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page

>Division One

Glamorgan v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/6kg_vX4HZZU

Hampshire v Essex
https://youtu.be/ZWzyUVF10ak

Leicestershire v Sussex
https://youtu.be/ApPq_X2bglk

Somerset v Nottinghamshire
https://youtu.be/EqiGlzd1FYM

Warwickshire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/mnM9lNVZMIQ


>Division Two

Derbyshire v Worcestershire
https://youtu.be/hEvHa6rHBnQ

Durham v Kent
Not up? Fuck em

Middlesex v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/EzrDm1d9_VY

Northamptonshire v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/f0tB0zqj4CA


Day 2 highlights >>154122327

>>154122327
>>154122530
What in the flying fuck is going on in this general

Spectators have been told to stay away from Durham's Riverside ground at Chester-le-Street after it was hit by Storm Dave overnight.

The start of the third day's play in the County Championship Division Two match between Durham and Kent has been delayed.

A club statement said "damage has been caused within the venue" and fans have been advised to stay away.

Stormzy and Dave are english rappers mate

most storms have cool names love they just called this one dave

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glammy day 3 liv

lancs live now instead for auslad

convict hours

got no sweet treats right now so had a couple chewable gaviscon

finished my wine and my cheese now i will go to bed
when i wake up i will play golf

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pretty craycray ngl famalam innit

>>154121844
oh snap haha x

>>154116989
late reporting tbqh
finna ‘za today x

>miss first hour of Essex
>Hants have lost 4 wickets already
shit but also AHAHAHAHAHH

>retarded 40 year old fat Indian immigrant is also a plebbitor
>and is so retarded he reposts reddit after someone else has already posted them
pottery

he is risen. me¿ however, will remain horizontal. peace be with you champ x

Hampshire stream is appallingly shit

alright, i'm going bed - you can change off the lancs

Mulder getting his first wicket for Essex, some nice late swing.

more of a Scully man me