>>154147286
kaw is the law

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>His name is Silvers because he comes in second

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>>154147286
Billy!

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Please lord let it be that they just beat up on a bad Houston team.

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Crowd after anthem

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tonight's battlehawks helmets are clean

>>154147381
>chewsday footy
Were the Friday TV slots full?

At least it looks nice out

attendance not looking good

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Architect bros…

This stadium is too young for this

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Here we go battlebros. Please just shrek this dudes confidence

>>154147462
Oh god

DEM GAYDED

Please tackle properly hawkies

What if I just kill myself

Erm... Combatchickens....???

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>>154147469
It’s worse than Allen ISD

I know that Frisco isd uses this, but I’ve never been to a game here.

They have the digital distance marker, but it doesn’t seem to be working

It’s just the scripted plays r-right battle bros?

>>154147425
They only have one game Friday and it was Easter weekend, so they only had one game on each day.

Did they not watch any fucking film from last week? You can't just run man against these dudes every play.

>UFL kickers
LMAO

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>>154147493
please dont kill yourself

all right our secondary is SHIT

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>>154147526
Will wait for the 2nd half to decide

Fendie here, come on Battlebros you're way better than the Gaydes

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>>154147462
Jesus…

Damn, this Silvers kid SUCKS

>>154147565
What? Fuck the Battlehawks. I hate the Gaydes too for stealing our championship, but no way I’m ever rooting for St. Poois.

>>154147547
lmao nevermind no fucking reason to wait

>SILVER QBS

OOF

.....okay I've seen enough of Silvers. Trade this turd immediately

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>>154147462
Architect, you say? I may have had something to do with it…

>>154147610
>Trade
Nigga the UFL doesn't have a draft

Nice pick

GOD DAMNT IT BRO

>>154147628
Yes they do. And they have trades.

Chickens could use a real QB like Ta'amu

>two dropped picks on the same drive
THAT'S why they play defense

two dropped ints now. that would have been a great int by mosley

>>154147676
Cmon bro, no WR is making that catch

>>154147683
I'm here to be a hater

BATTLEKEKS are playing lazy as fuck today. Fendies were their Super Bowl.

got a 1st in the 1st quarter. This is progress

False start, everyone but the center

Silvers throws the ball really fucking high

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lol

HAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

He was not in the NZ, what the fuck are these reffies talking about?

there it is

KEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMN

>>154147806
He was clearly in the NZ, they've been jumping just a little bit off all drive. STL just finally caught them.

No betting odds?
No interviews annoying coaches and coordinators?
No owner acting like an ass on the side line?
This is unwatchable

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>>154147822

>>154147819
Bro, all he did was flinch, his hands didn’t even move.

>ZEBRA PUNCH

Nigga you are the tallest dude there, jump higher

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why are the battlehawks burning all their timeouts right here?

How do you get an illegal substitution out of a timeout jesus christ.

>>154147868
They think they get 3 per quarter.

>2nd TO of the drive
>12 players coming out of a TO
Lmao chickens

>>154147843
His head was across the ball, that's a NZ infraction.

>illegal formation after a time out
lol

Did Deano give up on the UFL? Every game thus far has only been Kevin

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you burned two time outs to kick a FG?

Well oiled machine those battlecucks

>>154147899
He's the head official, but I guess Mike does the TV shit.

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>>154147899
>Kevin
Who?

>>154147891
It really wasn’t, though. The view right down the line just showed him jolt a little. There were guys in their stances closer to the line than he was.

>>154147926
>Los Angeles
Why? There are no teams there

TWINS

>Peyton
That's a guy's name though...

How do you get spun that bad bro god damn

>WHATS THE PLAY!?

This feels like a very frustrating game for both teams

>Assault!
lmao

Way to blow up the hook and ladder, god damn

DOINK

>ran into his own teammate
Lol. Horribly executed

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>DOINK

DOINK

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Billy’s got a gun

a little too early to be breaking out the hook and ladder

>Reed with more yards that Williams, Penix, and Maye
I don't watch cfb, what went wrong? Why didn't he make it to the NFL?

>>154148087
Western Kentucky doesnt play the same level of talent that USC, Washington, and North Carolina does

Tuck that shirt in, retard

why didnt they just take the points?!

Fuck I thought he had one down there. Damn.

>cocks

>>154148087
Nothing went wrong, he ran a meme pass heavy offense against CUSA teams. He had 50 more attempts than Penix and barely 100 more yards. He had 100 more than Gayleb and fewer TDs.

>>154148131
>>154148177
Oh, ok. Still though, was he even picked up as a late rounder? Maybe it's a good reason I'm not an NFL GM, but I feel like someone would've at least taken a chance on him

>>154148194
he didnt get drafted. Bears picked him up as an undrafted free agent

>>154148220
Damn, that means he lost the QB battle to either Fields or Bagent. Grim

That shirt tackle from the last series was like a professional wrestling move, lmao. He swung the guy around and slammed him right into his teammate for the tackle.

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Have you ever won something at a game?

>>154148194
>Slow
>Not tall
>mediocre arm
>slow processor
>not consistent
>dogshit against anyone outside the joke conference
I wonder why he didn't get taken

>chickens out of TO's
Kek Peepole

>>154148259
No, but I once won a PS4 from my uncle’s work picnic.

>>154148275
Based company picnic

Guys I don't think it was just an overmatched Houston team.

was waiting for them to have ward throw the ball

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Lmao Battlecucks
>week 1
Flu game

Um..... u gonna do something, Battlehawks?

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>>154148282
yeah, Renegades look good this year

>Gaydes way up
>Go for 2 anyways because they don’t trust their kicker to even make an extra point
Special teams are always the Gaydes’ biggest weakness.

Losing McCarron and Bect really ruined this team, goddamn

Does Silvers think Cole is still a Hawk? Jesus christ.

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>>154148338
Funny you should mention that. The Cucks had some feelers out for a different familiar face at QB.

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>>154148291
No you guys just suck.

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>>154148365
We’re your Super Bowl. Savor it while it lasts, because we have an actual O-line now.

>brown nigger soda hot

>>154148383
>Beat a bottom feeder
>Lose your minds
Sounds about right.

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>>154148361
damn, seeing Nooch in the league again would have been fun. i think webm related was the last time he suited up

>>154148394
Oh, because you’re not getting absolutely ass blasted right now? You beat a squad that game Ta’amu no time in the pocket with two of his top targets out. Keep celebrating your Week 1 Super Bowl.

ayo he just got hit in the balls

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Battlecuck down!

Can you imagine if the Hawks had a single decent goal line play?

>>154148424
Damn, I didn’t know he was ever even with the Falcons.

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>>154148458
damn, i missed it. did someone punch him?

lmao

>>154148487
That’s like some 70s Raiders level dirtiness lol

lmao bro, what the fuck was #79 doing?

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>aviators play dallas next week

Left tackle flinched, that's a false start.

Gaydes...

>>154148522
Please become a juggernaut out of nowhere and obliterate them.

lmfao

Reed should arm punt here

Is Reed mic'd up or is he just really loud?

I NEED A FOOTBALLLLLL!

Why does nobody ever attempt the 4 point field goal. Literally a better shot vs a 4th and 21 with 5 seconds left

What a throw.

79 is a liability for this Gaydes team. Almost every problem with their line has been with him.

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>>154148550
here you go!

>>154148559
Brother isn't that like a 75 yard FG from there? Why would they try that?

>>154148559
Their kicker sucks. The literally elected to go for 2 earlier because he’s already missed an extra point.

THIS GAME STINKS

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>>154148477
iirc the Falcons signed him because Emory Jones concussed himself the previous preseason game

God that Stallions vs Gamblenecks game was so good

I swear I’m sitting next to a bunch of player’s wives

Is Reed eating skittles in the locker room?

>no halftime show
Aww

>>154148639
Figure out if they’re Gaydes or Hawks and if they’re Hawks, loudly shit talk them constantly and obnoxiously. Bonus points if you figure out what specific players they’re married to so you can pick on them exclusively. Where were you last game, btw? Did you not get tickets to that one?

>>154148635
it was beautiful spaghetti kino

>>154148683
It might be a bunch of 3rd teams here watching the game too. Obnoxious behavior and clogging the aisle despite just how empty this stadium is.

>>154148672
thank god. for how much this league is hemorrhaging money, a live concert for twelve people is a waste of money

Lol which teams did Silvers win an Owl with?

>>154148746
he didnt. im pretty sure they were talking about Proehl lol

>Silvers starting 2nd half
Fuck off Battlehawks. You can't be serious

>Saint Louis Battlepunts

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Pearson fucking sucks. He has sucked shit the entire time we have had him. Jesus christ. Worthless.

Hawks are dropping way too many passes

>>154148672
We had 8 guys hitting some drums.

>>154148601
Damn, so his last action was preseason? Wish they never would have axed the Draggies. He could have been a mainstay.

>white qbs

>>154148797
Yeah, preseason 2025. I believe they cut him after the game. The Broncos also signed him to their practice squad last year after Nix broke his ankle at the end of the playoff game vs Bills but i dont think he ever saw an action.
PICKED OFF

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PIGGED

>>154148787
caught a pick at least

What is wrong with this league. Why arent they following a script like the NFL, are they letting them run a legit shoot? So unprofessional

LMAO this nigga sucks

>Bronzes

>>154148930
he was like this with my roughnecks as well

>>154148963
I'm glad we decided to run back the fucking 2023 Roughnecks instead of the 2020 roughnecks. Very fun.

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Depression bird

>>154148672
It was only for the home openers.

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It’s working now

>>154148981
That means you totally collapse after the halfway point in the season.

Wait wait, why cant they punt?

My Fendies would BOOTYBLAST both these shitty teams

Ticky tack DPI for sure, but makeup for that missed hold.

the social media managers for all the teams are always inactive during the 3rd quarter of every game for some reason

>>154149014
What is?

THESE HAWKIES STINK

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>>154149021
We're speedrunning it and collapsing after the first game.

>>154149025
new rule this year. teams cant punt after crossing the 50 yd line

>>154149035
The line to gain feature in the sticks

>>154148672
still have DC's this weekend

FEDORA FEDORA FEDORA! M'LADY!!!!!!!!!

>>154149067
And Birmingham

>>154149014
The aviators had the same problem. Does your scoreboard also not have a spot for timeouts?

>>154148783
Someone get out the towel tantrum video, I’m phoneposting.

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>>154149093

damnit reed you're actually allowed to throw it again in this league

>>154149055
I love this tinkering silly stuff

Wonderful. I fucking love, LOVE, giving up 3rd and forever. It's like Donnie Abraham never fucking left.

>>154149108
He tossed that towel on there because the camera was injured

>>154149142
Shoulda gone to the stairs instead.

>>154149086
It’s a stadium used for hs football, so it does show that as it’s a custom graphic package

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Love post play penalties that they never show.

HAVE SOME COMPOSURE MEN!!!!!

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>>154149142
That actually predates the medical towel meme. Here’s an irl towel from 2024 Week 4 for your trouble, though.

>>154149165
it still bothers me to this day that they wouldnt let us see the replay of one of my roughnecks players getting an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for squirting one of the reffies with his water bottle

Jesus christ why would you do that you god damn retard

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>>154149185
nice. was that from the spaghetti rain game?

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>>154149187

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Billy is getting down with the boys

Kek
2026, the year of the Battlecucks

lookin like that game against the gamblers wasnt an aberration

Please just give Pratt or the CFL guy a drive.

Our DB have him a 1st down talkin smack

>>154149305
is pratt on the active roster?

>>154149209
Yeah, it was. The game where the shirtless Ponies fans thing started like your pic related. I’m still pissed that they wouldn’t let us punt before the delay. The mishandled snap on the first play after coming back for the safety cost DC the game in the end.

UNFATHOMABLE

WEW, NICE DIVE

THAT BOY FLEW

FINALLY THE ONLY TE HAS THE TD

>OPI challenge
lmao. I bet they get it despite it being awful

What’s Poops up to these days?

NICE PLAY

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HAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

UH OH

9 point drive classic hawks!

OH SHIT MCCARRON INCOMING

um.... Gaydies??

TYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Can't leave your white boy hanging

FENDIEBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

>Gaydes collapsing
NEVER DOUBT THE BATTLEHAWKS

Cardiac kaws are doing it again

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are they gonna do it again?

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>>154149522
2023 Cardiac Kaws was fun as shit

Why isnt butler in the nfl? He seems good enough to at least be a backup

>>154149561
He's very very hot and cold. And he doesn't play special teams.

hsbfg did you make a pass at Silvers' mom?

>>154149561
Steelers gave him a call after 2023, but I think they cut him for injuries or something before the preseason.

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I think they just choked away the game with that timeout. What the FUCK is that clock management

Wonder how teams are adjusting their midfield play calling to take advantage of the new rule. I don't mind it.

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>>154149601
Worry not cowboyfag, MY hawkies are unbeatable at fucking it up

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>>154149613
Nobody collapses more extraordinarily than the Renegades under pressure

That's some fucking refball.

>>154149583
My wife wouldn’t let me

Fire 96 for advanced chimping

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>>154149621
You were saying?

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nigga

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>>154149638
Refball is uncontrollable. Dont worry. Plenty of time. Can an anon post that horrible hook and ladder attempt and that Luis Perez last second pick from last year?

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>>154149656
Best I can do

DAGGER

That was a STRIKE

Honestly I haven't been impressed by the Dallas QB. Yes they're winning and he's got all them TDs but he looks very scattershot.

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Nvm. RENEGADES DYNASTY IMMINENT

>>154149679
Cope ass post

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Had to take Billy home guys

>>154149681
Be careful bro. Birmingham is the only team to win as the top team

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>>154149656
i dont have the hook and ladder play but i have the int vs the defenders

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>next game is kings

>>154149686
A little cope for sure, but I never got it with Perez either. Feels like the Dallas QBs get more hype than they deserve. Perkins is way better than this dude.

Game ending pick incoming

>>154149710
No see throwing it would require courage. Game ending slip incoming

>>154149693
I guess I have to start compiling for OUR Renegades
>>154149690
Red and blue. Its like poetry, it rhymes.
>>154149699
THE Spring King is a decent player.

>Sliding after a fucking 3 yard gain
You fucking suck

I thought the clock stopped after a 1st down?

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>multiple slides
you fucking cowards. You legitimately disgust me.

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>>154149726
i've got plenty of those

>>154149726
Forgot my image.
I will say, Battlehawks havent been as crazy fun to watch this year. DC hasnt lost any momentum it feels like, but I havent been able to sit down and comfortably watch a full game since columbus and orlando

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>>154149716

>>154149741
It's college rules, it stops while they set the ball/for 5 seconds.
>>154149710
I stand corrected

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OH WE ARE SO BACK

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>>154149752

>>154149693
I’m still furious that I missed this because they just NEEDED to get into their hour and a half block of niggerball pregame.