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future TdF champion edition
>Current and upcoming road races
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
>Velodrama league code:
51196855
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Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite (1.Pro)
Schoten - Schoten
130.3km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs-we/2026/startlist
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs-we/2026/result/live
Streams:
https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Proximus
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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 2
La Garnache - Les Sables-d'Olonne
153.6km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/star tlist
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-1-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-2/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 3
Basauri - Basauri
152.8km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/start list
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -2-gc
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -3/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
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Scheldeprijs (1.Pro)
Terneuzen - Schoten
205.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs/2026/startlist
Roadbook:
https://www.politie.be/5350/sites/5350/files/media/file/2026-04/202604 8-I.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs/2026/result/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza
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poor lad got cagied by doctor car
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Landa DNS
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landa finished and was like "it's okay boss, i went down but i'm still good to continue and look for more opportunities the next days", and then he took a look at the stage result and Seixas' climbing performance and then he was like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4
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>>154151054
we live in Belgium with the ladies
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>competitive Continental team requires at least $350,000–$500,000 for the first year
If we all do a whip around and lean heavily on swiss bert's offshore clients and rusberts oligarchs connections, we could get a /cyc/ conti team up and running. Get into a couple 1.1's, maybe a 2.1. Surprisingly affordable. Wonder why more don't exist. Pro tour is 20x the cost mind.
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31 Dylan Groenewegen
31 Jasper Philipsen
25 Jordi Meeus
17 Matteo Moschetti
15 Pavel Bittner
13 Tim Merlier
12 Steffen De Schuyteneer
9 Stanisław Aniołkowski
7 Milan Fretin
5 Oded Kogut
5 Tom Crabbe
4 Tim Torn Teutenberg
4 Timothy Dupont
2 Edward Theuns
2 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
2 Jelle Vermoote
2 Laurence Pithie
1 Simon Dehairs
1 Dušan Rajović
1 Emilien Jeannière
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Hugo Hofstetter
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Robin Froidevaux
1 Emīls Liepiņš
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Ben Oliver
1 Đorđe Đurić
1 Tim Marsman
1 Bert Van Lerberghe
1 Jens Verbrugghe
1 Pierre Thierry
1 Noah Vandenbranden
1 Niklas Larsen
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4 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Matteo Moschetti Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer
>frfr on god
>>using pedals
>MVDF
>Quick Rundown
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My big question is the travel expenses but I guess it depends on where you're racing. One hand, shipping bikes and related equipment is fairly cheap with some risk. But then you need plenty of spares, nutrition products etc. So a race in Greece can't just be that cheap. If it's a centrally based team like Belgium or France I guess that reduces cost because there are many local races. But if you're a conti team you'd want to take advantage of racing in cool locations. If I stumble on a cache of a few million, I'd definitely like to try it for a few seasons. Licence itself is 15k plus a 30k bank guarantee that's required for wage disputes. First year set up and costs is about the cost of an average 4 bedroom house in the UK. not that much all things considered. And with sponsors the layout is even less.
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Then you have teams like Dukla Banska Bystrica, the ex-con team from Guam or the rapist the from Team Universe who during one calendar team start in 30 different countries (SEA, Sudaka, Africa, etc.).
My guess it's money laundering scheme.
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kinda lame
gonna watch the chess instead
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>>154152161
WADA finally caught him
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what if Seixas chutes
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Big Tom'd.
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it just their kit for this season
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>ynr Bertollo
I haven't seen his profiles in MONTHS
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miss his historic race recaps tbqh
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found a fake Pogacar
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and another right after
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>>154152630
GC
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Best cycling nation in the world
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1.pro merchant vs. monument winner
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who's this geriatric looking old man
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french cycling went from:
démare in the guaranteed ciclamino chasing down the breakaway to sprint for a stage win and finishing 8th, handing the jersey to ackerman who had just been beaten by damiano cima
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this
we are so bacque
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was Pogacar thàt bad at 19? Holy dopes
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
SCHELDEPRIJS
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Saint Paul needs to be added. He is a white pill. In times of extreme demoralisation, he's the answer to the arabian scourge, the yugo vampire. He's here to reclaim the sport. If he dares leave his team I will personally handle business.
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>>154153616
Found one of the few runners with a dumber hairdo than Pogacar now has.
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His family are part of a cult. He's definately got a few screws loose. What is notable is his nice guy persona. It's a marker of sociopaths. Nothing wrong with being a sociopath, just be yourself. It's clear that he gets very agitated especially by visma and especially especially by Jorgenson.
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>What is notable is his nice guy persona. It's a marker of sociopaths.
when you watch some of the vlogs, you can see his mask drop: he constantly makes fun at the expense of others. It's subtle but it is there. I don't buy the nice guy act. And his alien performance? Impossible. Oh and the fact that his director sportif is a known doper...
The moment the news camera's are on him though, he changes into this timid, unnaturally humble and friendly character. Fake as fuck. He enjoys dominating everyone and understands he has to act like a nice guy or else people will really start to hate him lol.
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The worst case of it was the giro where Pellizarri attacked on the mountain stage, would have won the stage if greedy cunt didn't do a last KM alien performance. Would have been massive for Italy and Pellizarri because they didn't have a stage at that point. Poogacar had like 4 stages by then. Perfect situation to show you're a nice guy, as many great riders would have. Even Lance gave stages on the regular, including Ventoux.
Afterwards, he's overly nice because Pellizzari had a photo taken with him when he was like 11. He gives him his jersey and glasses, cringe as fuck. Pretty arrogant too, that's the sort of thing you do for fans, not a fellow rider. I hate him so much, I hate fakery more than anything in people.
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>schizo hours
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>11W between best and worst aero bike
glad to know shaving your legs makes a bigger difference than what bike you are riding
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peaking too early
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Dr. Adrian Rotunno (Medical Director): >“Unfortunately Isaac del Toro suffered a crash on stage 3 of Itzulia Basque Country and was forced to withdraw.
>“He has a right thigh muscle tear, and several related abrasions. He will undergo further examination as a precaution under supervision of team medical staff.”
https://x.com/TeamEmiratesUAE/status/2041955781080150481
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Roubaix fever is so much worse than Omloop fever
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>unskippable family event that was planned months ago is on sunday
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I told you this before (or another Dane). Simply ask if you can turn on the tv for a second (permanently), they won't deny. Other thankful men will join you in order to escape the women. Works every time for me.
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>unskippable family event on sunday
Same. I'm slightly tempted to pay for a streaming subscription and a big data plan for the phone to have at least that reliably ready. But if the race turned out shit or said event turned out short I'd regret it.
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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 3
Avrillé - Sainte-Suzanne-et-Chammes
199km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/star tlist
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-2-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-3/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Galdakao - Galdakao
167.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/start list
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -3-gc
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -4/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
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>I told you this before (or another Dane). Simply ask if you can turn on the tv for a second (permanently), they won't deny. Other thankful men will join you in order to escape the women. Works every time for me.
so true. In our family it's usually grandma who asks to turn on de koers. It has a calming effect on her
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UAE's Roubaix squad:
Pogacar
Bjerg
Molano
Morgado
Oliveira
Politt
Vermeersch
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>"What Tadej does actually goes a step further than being demotivating," said Naesen
>"Demotivating would be a rider who is very good – you can’t drop him and he beats you in the sprint," he elaborated. But Pogačar's ability "takes away all hope; the difference is simply that big.”
>“We used to sometimes talk about a peloton at two speeds; now there are three," Naesen said, adding: “He is a 10-star rider whom even they [Van der Poel and Van Aert] can’t even dream of keeping up with if the course is a bit tougher.”
I get what he's saying but it's not like Naesen had that many chances without Pog either.
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The size of this team. Mads is one of the smaller ones. Also ynr SKA (and he's only 31)
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we live in France
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>>154162052
what are they gonna do with these money afterward?
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I've heard of this. It's very suspect and give me major scam red flags. You can subscribe monthly to offset your carbon, so just spending a base amount or a personalised calculated amount for your despicable actions of existing in modern society. You can also purchase 'carbon credits' for every ton of carbon you supposedly produce.
>high-compliance EU permits reaching around €74.80/tonne ($80+), while voluntary nature-based credits often range from $5–$30/tonne, and engineered removals exceed $100–$1,000/tonne
So it seems his event is probably not law I'd assume, and instead the yogurt knitting organisers want the participants to voluntarily pay for carbon credits. The money is meant to go to various 'carbon capture' like forestry but with everything like this, you can be assured it's pissed away, pocketed, goes through various stages of admin and only a small portion is actually useful. Just another way they deindustrialized britain and cut off it's bollocks.
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>All race participants will be required to wear oxygen masks during the race. All exhaled carbon dioxide during competition will be added to the total carbon compenstation bill.
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we live in Basque country
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who the hell is this lad
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It was on discovery now it's on HBO player. And now it doesn't let you rewind the stream properly like you can on discovery. So basically it's moved to another retarded site and I get no more content but the player is worse. I think I'm getting fucked in the ass over this shit.
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A bunch of sports so I don't have to faff around with streams and I can watching it on mobile and TV. But the ads are just so awful. Considering cancelling but stream stress is also just a faff. Hate the buffering, moving to another stream because it's dead etc. Also quality is too.
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Okay, 60 euro a YEAR for literally everything. That's damn good, like a daddylive pro. Thanks. UK are seething because the use of firesticks and piracy to watch league football, but that's their own fault for allowing 2 expensive services to split games between them, meaning it's 80 quid a month to watch every game legally.
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Do you use a IPTV? Is there one you recommend?
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I think they are all pretty much the same. My uncle got mine for me don't even know the name of it. My mate has one from another provider which is an identical format. Has all channels, all tv shows, all films. Anything new comes out it's added within a couple of days.
Inventor should get a knighthood.
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https://www.iptv-chill.com
Going to try this, 7 day trial too. Greedy fuckers getting what's coming to them, more power to the noble content pirates.
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>Also ynr SKA
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Ta, I'll give it a go. Didn't considering it getting shut down, I'll go shorter for plans. Also need to see whether my ISP blocks it but they refund for that anyway.
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berts i need recommendations for summer vacation spots
so if you have hidden gems around EVROPA i would very much like to hear them (historical museums are a BIG plus)
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extremely random. watching a crossfit show and redneck meathead american shows his most listened to podcast
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Hype videos for the TdF tourists have already dropped
https://youtu.be/-HEvZn244Ig
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Some of the earliest mentions on /cyc/:
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>Attaque de Widar
>Seixas (born in 2006) follows
>>132321313 (2023-06-03)
>Seixas is amazing for his age
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>Who cares about those frauds AYUSO and MARTINEZ and MORGADO. It's time to hop on the next hypetrain, let's go Paul SEIXAS.
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Then the hype really started building
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Ghent and Bruges both have a great museum for classical painting if you're into that. In Roeselare (close to Bruges) is the famous KOERS museum. Also close to a lot of WW1 museums and graveyards if war interests you. West/East Flanders (aka original Flanders) is the place to be in Belgium. Avoid Antwerp and Brussels, you can go to northern africa for the same feel but with better weather.
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There are loads. HMS Belfast is extremely good too, used to go often. The science museum is really fun, natural history museum is brilliant. I don't think I've been to the British Museum but I've heard it brilliant. Imperial War museum is a very good shout. Also the Cutty Sark and the Golden Hind is one of my favourites. https://www.goldenhinde.co.uk. And just 50 meters from that, there's a medieval prison attraction/museum called The Clink which is also really interesting and fun. Those two are next to a bit of a plaza and riverside restaurants. Tower of London is fantastic too.
In terms of museums and attractions I don't think you can beat london. There's a bunch of ghost tours too which are goofy but seem really fun. And depending how long you intended stay you could consider a 2 or 3 day stay in Edinburgh which is also magnificent, the Castle is fantastic, Arthurs Seat is great especially at night and it's full of cute chink tourists in short skirts. Scottish history is fascinating and I think the contrast of London and Edinburgh would be a good experience. Robert the Bruce, William Wallace, John Comyn being killed in a church.
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come to Traunsee, beautiful for cycling and food
>historical museums are a BIG plus
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What's worse is they refused to make poogacar into a vampire and then said he was a child so I can't generate images of him, which is really an own in itself. This is the other one, pile of shit but I suspect it's because it's the free version. Might learn to use photoshop, always wanted to learn.
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>How else do you pay for a villa in Antwerp, a house in Spain, a GT3 RS and a gold digger?
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>reign of terror
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I guess it kinda got the gist? You can guess the prompt by reading between the lines. Image generation has a loooong way to go.
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First tour should always be free of expectation. Go and have some fun. Get in some breaks, arse around meeting riders in the peloton. If you feel it, go for a stage. They probably will have expectations but I disagree, especially as a French kid. His best move would be losing 30 minutes by stage 5. There's something magical about a strong rider who isn't in GC. Feels like the world is their oyster. 4th in GC is irrelevant. Maybe he gets podium but what's the point. Dude still wears a nappy. Let him enjoy it.
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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 4 (Final)
Brûlon - Le Mans
179.5km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/star tlist
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-3-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-4/live
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https://cyclingtiz.live/
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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 5
Eibar - Eibar
176.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/start list
GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -4-gc
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -5/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
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I was thinking what if he chutes and doesn't get injured but he's out of the race. Kinda like last year but with 100km to go. What an anti climax after all the hype.
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>"The velodrome and the Olympic Museum were barely affected by the fire," he said.
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>Seixas, however, did that day in France. We were still recovering from the shock of how he had massacred Lenny Martinez, Matteo Jorgenson and Jan Christen on the Saint-Romain-de-Lerps climb, when we had to get hold of the oxygen machine again to absorb the shock of how well he was going downhill. And when that shock had subsided, artificial breath was again needed, as we had to deal with how he continued to distance the trio on the long, straight and flat roads in the end.
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> Pederson: not in form
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> Dewulf: never had a result in roubaix
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>>Lipo vs Sexass
Why is Onley forgotten? You know, the dude who is two years younger than Lipowitz and fought toe to toe at the tour on his second showing, at one of the worst teams in the peloton. Neither will be top dogs I don't think, that's Sexias but Onley is on par in terms of potential with Lipowitz.
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>Sergi Darder
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I think I recall him getting injured or ill earlier in the season? Looks like my boy sticky ricky is off to a poor start too. I hold hope that these are riders who peak once or twice a season instead of all season aliens.
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Soon Germanbros we will have the next /ULLE/. The wait is over
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Spanish Rai strikes again.
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Please pay attention, his parents names are Emmanuell and Emmanuelle
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because this is the white jersey at the tdf. you can look up their ages yourself
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Crowd fund his salary. I'd give a 20 quid monthly sub for the duration of his contract at Decathlon. I'm sure many others would too. Decathlon better put their money where their mouth is. Call yourself a super team and you've got the generational talent emerging, they are obliged to keep him at all costs.
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I was thinking they've got a mark against the team so riders simply don't entertain their offers. Mix of nationalities. Lacks an real leaders other than Martinez. Sprinters are garbage tier. Results this year aren't terrible but it's nothing like they once were. Don't see the point in them. I know it's italian based but such varied nationalities and so few riders who can get any meaningful results. Pack filler slop team funded by soulless clueless arabs. Literally no point. Give the licence to someone else.
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What do you mean, cycling is also for big boys.
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how would pic related ruin paris roubaix?
>throws a stroopwafel juice box in front of van aert's wheels on the Arenberg
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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 6 (Final)
Goizper-Antzuola - Bergara
135.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/start list
GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -5-gc
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -6/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
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>Gouvenou: "The time limit is still 8%, but we’ve still set a rule. If a rider falls too far behind, we give ourselves the right to overtake them. Because a few years ago we had a buffoon who wanted to ride Paris–Roubaix just for social media"]
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Paul Seixas wins the general classification of Itzulia Basque Country 2026 (2.UWT). After 18 years, 9 months and 25 days, a French rider won a ProTour/World Tour stage race and the curse is finally over.
During this time, no French rider won any of the 264 consecutive ProTour/World Tour stage races, won instead by 110 different non-French riders of 26 different nationalities from 5 different continents.
At the age of 19 years, 6 months and 18 days, Paul Seixas also becomes the youngest ever winner of one of the seven prestigious one-week stage race, as well as the youngest ever winner of a ProTour/World Tour stage race. An era of French cycling history is over today, and a new one begins.
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