>>154172402
>clay season
>starting a thread with the grass king instead of the clay king
Apologise to Casper Ruud

Yeah not sure about this OP image.

What an annoying grunt

>>154172402
A proper look of disgust for the worst part of the tour.

Motivation: 0

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All favorites so far. Demon?

>>154172657
Probably.
The meme run ends now.

so many rich pretentious frogs rock up to see vacherot

Never doubted VacheGOAT

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Geez, just because he lost to Sinner again doesn't mean he needs to change careers

semen slurpaur

de minfraud

>>154172534
Me playing halo 2 with the boys

>De Minaur hold serve challenge IMPOSSIBLE

>>154172500
wdym it's hilarious

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He's literally unbeatable

>>154173075
It’s one of my favourite images but this is hecking the start of clay season.

>>154173079
Still my goat

Vacherot needs shorts that fit

tired of seeing this guy's freakish legs

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>>154173245
Or no shorts

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Based Zverking can reach top5

>>154173354
He will be 4th easily.

The Vacheride ends here

Where the FUCK are Nick and Bernie to save Australian tennis
Rocket Rod must be rolling in his grave right now

>break points won: 3/13
Grim

Po popopopo popopopo

getting really tired of this weirdly proportioned Monegasque.
Will root for Alcaraz for the first time in my life tomorrow.

The Australian desert rat can't stand the power of the cow

He reminds me of Cilic.

Is Katyusha Boulterova there?

he is unbreakable.

The plot armour is too strong

You can’t break a rotten cow.

dropshot that fat cow

How does Demon have such poor rally tolerance on slow clay in cold night time conditions

>monegasque ultras
Um… sovl

Vacherot breaks here

disgusting, wasting almost 20 break points

De Minaur will want to win this game you have to feel.

He's gonna win this whole shit. Well certainly alcaraz can't stop him.

Smart play. You can’t fall to the ground in ro16 and the QF. Saving fall to the ground energy for the semi.

So primitive, in his ways.
We need a neandertal to handle him, Grug will step up.

Can't believe I napped through Fonsecarev but stayed awake for this shit

>>154173717
cope. grug can't handle this. it'll take sinnsation

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Fucking

Sasha with a C is the only player worth watching. He gives you hope and occassionally fulfils it. Way more human and interesting than the 2 roid robots.

So I guess the first Sinner/Alcaraz final of 2026 is booked

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grim

If he paid his taxes would he die?

>>154173752
>>154173746
Wild. Guy is going to have an epic fall-off

>>154173768
He'd be lucky to still be bumming around like Norrie when he's 30

Vacherot passes the eye test. He’s legit

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>>154177150
He's like 80% legs. He freaks me out too much to pass the eye test

I wanna swim in the lake that I grew up in wanna spend half the day high in boston common ground

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>>154173387
Isn't he, like, a diabetic 40 year old? I don't even know how he hasn't retired yet.

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Do you think Vacherot spent most of his life being compared to his way more successful cousin, and every time he does well it feels like sweet revenge?

Barcelona and Munich qualifiers start soon

>>154180135
>Cukier
Who's the cuckiest?

>>154180287

Well he is now officially better than his cousin ever was, that's for sure.

I forgot how early they begin

Really not sure about this system of having multiple important Masters matches with good players playing each other every day building up to a weekend climax. I think we should extend the tournament so we can have one match a day max, the top players don’t start playing until halfway through the tournament, and the tournament ends on Tuesday at 3AM.

>>154181848
Gaudenzi hire this man

When is Zverev going to discover shampoo and conditioner?

Belt on ass time

Shame about the clouds. MC looks best during blazing sunshine

>returning a gorillion meters behind the baseline

It’s zverover

I wish Zverev didn't look so down every single time something doesn't go well.

>tune in
>already over

Is the camera always this far away? I can’t see shit.

>>154182112
On this court yes, it's like they've never heard of zoom

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When did he move?

Fonz died for this

Don't let him bagel you, Alex!

s'not funny

Perhaps it never even began

Sky Sports Tennis just cut away to a golf press conference

Zverev is absolutely hopeless, sooner or later he will just stop trying to reach semifinals for just another spanking

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Welp. Time to mow the lawn

>>154178070
Why not today?

i feel sick watching zverev 'play' tennis

The only redeeming qualitiy of Zverev is always betting 10k against him in big matches, made me a wealthy man

Zverev's only hope is that Sinner falls asleep due to playing him the 4th Masters 1000 SF in a row

This is grim

>>154182245
Yes, but he would still only win one set kek

Bruh

Zverev bros, we still got time, Sascha is only turning 30 next year basically a spring chicken

We WON a game. Nobody can take that from US

Hopefully this means I get to watch Vachekino without it being 1AM

Zverev's grunting is getting more high pitched

Wake me up when Jannos Alcarinner

>>154182351
This won't change the starting time of the next match. It will still not start before 3:30 Pm local time

>>154182384
more Austrian

>>154182401
That's acceptable, the problem is when an inevitable outcome like Sinner winning gets dragged out to 3 sets. The most dreadful is when a player breaks serve to stay in the match only to get rekt in a deciding tiebreak

How about just holding every tournament in Monaco? All the top players "live" there anyway

>>154182435
Not the Americans and Alcaraz

>Zvrv

did this match need george russell?

>>154182493
1) who cares about the americans? let them compete in places like houston and college campuses lol
2) where does Lacaraz live?

>>154182351
>without it being 1AM
why would you live in Australia?

>>154182621
El Palmar

>>154182726
>le wife beater face

>>154182726
why does he put the headband over his ears

Zverev in 5

It's Time for another choke to lose the service game and match

That Federer Rolex ad with Bowie's Starman is pretty good

>>154182639
I wanna be like the tennis players and retire in Monaco one day, but it turns out Alcaraz's inspirational yacht advice has some further prerequisites than first thought

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>>154182726

>>154182758
(minutes)

RIP Zverev

Ok that was a good BH winner

Just like clockwork kek

>>154182722
>El Palmar
literally just gives me a bunch of mexican restaurants around.

>>154182749
it looks incredibly uncomfortable, even over-ear headphones make my ears ache

Today and tomorrow, Vacherot will stun the world. Sorry Sinncaraz normans

>>154182879
>even over-ear headphones make my ears ache
that's just autism

Sinner chads we march on

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>>154182897
Should Vacherot win the tournament, Sinner would still surpass Alcaraz with a whopping 10-point lead so I'd be okay with it.

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>:|

>>154182947
Don't post Emma here

>>154182918
>44% first serves won for Zverev
>75% second serves won for Sinner (at 154 km/h)
>>154182931
>28-55 under 9 shots
Fucking destroyed holy shit

>>154182947
He just saw a murderer

>>154182958
Aren't you the fat Ivafag?

>>154182947
best post itt

>>154182958
kek you funny mosche

>>154182947
>it's not cricket

Arsenal and Zverev choking, just an average Saturday

You know the other thread is filled with complete gooners

>>154173354
World's greatest grand slam finalist and Masters 1000 semifinalist kek

>>154182918
>>154182931
That is a DISGUSTING display by Sasha Zverev, and it's unfortunate we had that live on our network

This will probably be a pretty good match but I need to sleep
Shame they had to put the blowout first

>>154183303
No shit

>>154183303
it always has been. Why would it be any different today?

It is still insane how long it took to finally get a separate non coomer general going.

>commentators
I shall be watching on mute again

>>154182897
did you already go sleep or did you get to see him get broken in his second service game already?

>>154183508
Eyes still peeled for this shellacking

>>154182902
still salty about losing your empire to Britain?

>>154183522
are you still salty about losing your empire to the US?

what does this retardation have to do with tennis?

>>154183578
>are you still salty about losing your empire to the US?
no, it's much better being post empire without the chaos it invites

>what does this retardation have to do with tennis?
the tennis is over

>Outcaraz.

>>154183516
time to squeeze those peepers shut and dream of drinkin VBs on the beach

>technology

So many Polish flags.

>>154183741
Waszero

>>154183709
Yep, it's snooze time. Light out for ValcheROT

its over

>>154183813
WAKE UP!

>>154183360
Beyond disgusting showing even for Zverev. 44% won on first serve is parody levels of bad. Zero bps saved out of 4 and zero bps created. Won 7 points total on return the whole match on Monte Carlo clay. So beyond abysmal it will be hard to top with even worse showings in the future. But knowing Zverev he will find a way.

hotsauce alcachad

We're getting the first Sincaraz of the year.

old men getting destroyed by zoomers.

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Carlos was never going to lose with that new hairdo

>>154184111
remove the sponsors and repaint in heavy paint brush strokes and this could definitely be a modern painting in some slam stadium administrators hallway.

Sinner is in more impressive form; he will win 6-3 7-6

>>154184415
For me it's Alcaraz 2-1. He will start out strong and catch Sinner offguard in an early game. The second set will be mich closer and Sinner will start looking like the better player by the end of it. He evens the score, looks like he will gobup a break early. But chokes it and ultimately loses like 7-5.

>>154184415
Im gonna go with Alcaraz
Charlie has Sinner's number, especially on clay
He still hasnt found peace from last year's RG rustling

If Grug can make the game last for a while, he's got a chance.

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>>154184327
not exactly what you suggested but you got me lookin' at abstract clay court tennis art

>>154183303
I don’t even check it any more.

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bleh...

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>>154185201
do you know if they have this problem in the volleyball threads?
>>154185367
that's more like it

>>154185367
>Tf
AI picture 100%

>>154185367
>>154185436
>>154185755
jup exactly how I imagine all the slop at the RG event center looking like
>>154185367
this almost looks real. the players (especially top) is really good; the bottom's red is odd.
>>154184821
didnt the saudis do a cringe event recently where they did make a tennis court with a persian rug as the surface?

>>154184540
>Charlie has Sinner's number
he was like 3 math points down at 0-2 at RG last year kek
This year is sinners on clay

>>154186044
>that's a major buckbreaking that takes years and years to resolve
no way, thats not Sinner.
I totally agree though that Sinner's low stamina is a huge difference between the two.
If Alcaraz it has to be three set and long three sets. Which would be pretty kino.

Can we all agree that Sinner was fantastic today, while Alcaraz made a ton of uncharacteristic mistakes?

>>154186399
Aye

>>154186423
but how do we measure greatness?

>>154186845
Oh, fuck off. He sent a bunch of balls out for no reason. Never seen him this bad-

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BASED. we're back

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>>154187126

>>154186423
You like guys that win tie breaks? I like guys that don’t go to tiebreaks.

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>binner grug final

>>154186423
>Sampras
>Roddick
>McEnroe
They don't make 'em like they used to.

>>154186423
nadalbros???????????

zverev needs to rope

like no point him playing.if hes garn be such a spineless fucking loser all the time

like i knew before i checked the match was garn.be 6-1 sinner first set

i knew coz zverev is a spineless dickless turd

>>154183855
Saw the rest in bed after checking the score once more.

I think Alcachud fuck Vacherot over when he requested a replay of that GOATED slice which totally ruined Valentin's momentum. In AO he got away with le cramp timeout, now he abused the video review. Yes I seethe, justice for Jannik comes now

>>154188176
>Roddick
I don't think anybody misses him

What a day of homosexual sports. Tennis, cycling, dip in and out of a bit of soccer, finish up with the end of the Masters. Six beers in the fridge. Truly we are as kings.

>>154186423
No way chokerer is first in TB conversion

>>154199922
how much for a litre of petrol and the kid's baby formula?

>>154199922
good for you, mate. I have a maximum of 2 hours of Sinncaraz before I have to head to the airport for an 11 hour flight. I will literally arrive when its Monday and missed all of Sunday afternoon and evening.

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Odds are dead even lol

>>154199922
maximum comfy.
i dont drink though, but i can appreciate some sports escapism, i have to say

>>154200346
I do have to get a flight at 6pm as well to be fair (an intra-UK flight that somehow takes 1h45 despite me flying from France to here in 1h20 last week). Should see all of Sincaraz unless it’s a 3 set slurpfest

I think Sinner cleans up today, specially with the home crowd advantage.

Wasn't the final at 1pm last year?

Alcaraz in 3 or Sinner in 2 or Alcaraz in 2 or Sinner in 3.

You have to think both players will want to win today.

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SINNER!

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>Sincaraz final
the only match-up worth a dime nowadays

>post that is neither a reply nor will get any reply
sometimes these threads feel like the livestreaming sites' chatrooms.

>>154202178
Can I hug you?

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These reruns are killing me

>>154202233
yeah im enjoying this too.
>>154202209
Get the fuck away from me you homo

there are people still so obsessed with the Big 3 era that they now refuse to watch any modern tennis.
Even these Sinncaraz finals are not up to par for them.

>Windy conditions
Uh oh, who will this benefit?

>>154202349
Indian man with a runny nose on Tennis Channel is saying it benefits Sinner but I disagree, Sinner is best indoors and Alcaraz is known for doing well in windy conditions (against Djokovic at least)

>>154202293
Was there even a good Alcaner final last year?

>>154202390
Bro your Roland Garros?

>>154202388
Agreed, I guess if Carlos tries to play pinpoint shots they might drift out whereas Sinner's strokes will be flatter and more stable, but we'll see

>tax haven country has a national anthem
please

>>154202405
It all smears together for me. I only remember there was one really good one recently while the rest were meh

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>Sinner wearing green
>Carlos wearing blue
>On red clay

It's time.

>10-6 h2h for the Murcian

Sinnbros this is a must win for us

>Sinner asking for tissues
He's sick
It's so fucking over

Crowd seems to be more on Sinner's side, that must be a first

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Wtf

>>154202548
You can't make this up.

hmm yes they do seem to be equal in everything, but i feel like they're not showing one stat

>>154202542
monaco is partly italian and another one of the territories french dont know doesnt need to belong to France

Alcaraz will win easily uforntunately.

People always talk about Sinner trying to add variety as though it just means throwing in the odd dropshot or coming to the net every now and then but when you look at the way Grug beats him there's really more to it than that, Grug mixes up spins, height, and angles way more than Sinner does

You can easily see how awkward Sinner is on clay.

this ain't zverev lil bro

its over

Yep it's over
You could see Sinner already feeling the pressure and trying to go for too much

Eat that honky

>>154202619
>Grug mixes up spins, height, and angles way more than Sinner does
yup its insane how monotonous sinners playstyle is

Prime Sinnner doesn't even beat prime Murray/Fed on clay. The weakest of the big4 on the surface

Alcaraz gifting Sinner a game to keep the narrarive of the match alive, cringe.

Uh oh Sinner's back in it

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>>154202639
.

this ain't vacherot lil bro

>>154202619
woah did you see that sinner moonball to win the game though?
l

we are so back

Let him cook.

we're so fucking back

>>154202731
kek
>Sinner's an odd fellow but he does break back very well

>ynr that Fedal African exhibition that was windy af
This isn't as bad but moonballin could work here

I guess if there's one other thing Sinner has been trying to change up it's his return position, you'll see him alternate between deep and close multiple times in a game but I don't think that's necessarily a good idea
Grug on the other hand usually favours the deep return much more

>>154202747
Yes I suppose throwing in a few more mishits is something else he could learn from Grug

>>154202542
Italy is like 20km from where they're playing

reminder that sinner had a higher quality than Alcatraz in serve, return and backhand all tournament and they had equal forehand quality

>>154202407
Welp the dropshots aren't working if he's against the wind so there may be some merit to this

Alcaraz' hair is greying already.
What does it tell us?

>>154202847
he won't lose it

>>154202619
he's a much more limited player but you can still win plenty with only meme tier variety

>>154202548
nerds

poke her star?
but i hardly know her!

>>154202871
>meme tier variety
yeah, carlos has zero strategy and just does vibe variety cause too low IQ probably
>>154202847
im not seeing it.

>>154202890
KEK

Yeah I’m still watching the last 30k of the cycling desu

what faggot unironically says "inclement weather"?

>>154202953
>30k of the cycling
thats a second monitor event

sinner was almost becoming a servebot in the sunshine doubles and now he has an awful 1st in percentage
what happened

>>154203008
doesn't he always serve worse against carlos

>>154202918
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Sinner's variety, and Grug's tennis IQ is unironically very high and his shot selection has improved by leagues and bounds in the past three or four years

>>154203008
The strange thing is that it feels to me like Grug is the one struggling more with his first serve % even though he's at 60% and Sinner's at 47%

>>154202995
Got tv and got phone, and the phone is for 4channel

RUNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE my boy

kino fh

>Make Holger Great Again
Lol

rune aura

>>154202824
If you think about it going against the wind should mean more lift and less depth which should make them more effective

>>154203040
>I'm pretty sure he was talking about Sinner's variety, and Grug's tennis IQ is unironically very high and his shot selection has improved by leagues and bounds in the past three or four years

this

>>154203040
>Grug's tennis IQ is unironically very high
c'mon now. Grug has no high IQ in anything

>>154203083
a dude looking like jojo siwa can't have aura
ever

>>154203117
His anticipation, off-ball movement and court positioning are elite and as mentioned his shot selection has really improved
It doesn't matter if he can't do basic arithmetic or read at a third grade level

>>154203151
>his shot selection has really improved
i disagree. He hits out random shit 99% of the time.

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did somebody say aura?

I am once again asking why a back and forth match between Sinner and Alcaraz, with lots of breaks, break points, close drawn out games, feels so utterly meaningless and inconsequential when compared to a big 3 match the same thing would have felt like pygmies watching the gods doing battle in the skies of Valhalla.

>>154203138
he'd mog you

>>154203164
Not necessarily a result of poor shot selection but regardless the difference is night and day compared to a few years ago when he was even more unga bunga

>1st serve unlocked
It's over

>>154203181
dude he looks like prime justin bieber
his face too small for he got damn head

SNIPED

>>154203172
>feels so utterly meaningless and inconsequential when compared to a big 3 match the same thing would have felt like pygmies watching the gods doing battle in the skies of Valhalla.
cause you were delusional towards the big three while detached from these two.

>>154203172
we've had two instant classics with these two just last year

>>154203172
Personality

Alcaraz is grug
Sinner is robot

Not really interesting to watch them if you ask me

I find this dynamic entertaining

You have a guy with ski expertise skidding and grinding the baseline down. On the other hand, you have a guy who cannot fear because he cannot think, and it drives the other guy nuts. All those failed break points from Jank and Carlos just goes VAMOSH again and again.

It's like Homer and Bart, like Tom and Jerry

>>154203273
>Alcaraz is grug
>Sinner is robot
everyone hated novak yet he destroyed the other two (except nadal on clay).
thats not a good story line either

Lmfao Sinner's got the tailwind

Kinda broring match ngl

>>154203319
Djokovic has a fun personality. He used to be the explosive psycho, now he's the grizzled veteran.

You need a third guy. There’s never been a good duopoly.

It's clay of course it's boring

>>154203348
99% of fans hate pushers though and that was old novak

>>154203335
I think we perceive it as boring due to the bad weather and kinda dead crowd

player who loses today will beat the other in the RG final.

>>154203319
>everyone hated novak yet he destroyed the other two

is this bait? they were evenly matched for the majority of their rivalries.

>>154203352
The third guy is there watching the match

>>154203365
Now that's the spitting image of a boomer

>>154203365
Very problematic audience in general

sensing a 7-5

>>154203382
I'm sensing a thai vag breaker

>>154203382
Was right about to say this

>>154203360
Those 2012-2015 years I just think Murray and Djokovic pushing it around for 4 hours. Grim.

sinner's quality started dropping since he started grunting audibly a few months ago

this is such a slurper set

Oof couple of missed opportunities there

>>154203172
based oldfag looking back at the "good ol' days" (just like me)

>>154203382
>>154203433
Nope.

I know it's windy but they keep shanking it
fucking stop

Se acabo

This is sadder than watching Ruud

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IT'S NOT OUR FAULT

la diferencia

>>154203606
works for me

Is it just me or is this court kind of small, I feel like Grug would be standing deeper on return if he had the space

Shitty fucking weather

SINNER…

OH NO NO NO

Chokaraz

Sinner is the biggest choker of all time

SINNER HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

interesting

holy kwab

AlcaKWAB

>>154203711
lmao

Sorry I meant Alcaraz

>netchoke
>df

best in the world you say

great tiebreak

Fuck's sake Grug

alcaca

Outchoked
What about now Carlosbros?

the rare double bedshit

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>>154203703
I know Carlos choked too but that did not have to happen

SINNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Whoever wins the next set wins the match

Why couldnt sinners autism just slightly touch the ball over the net instead of slamming it into the net from a distance of 1 foot?

>>154203784
we dont say that until set three usually (or set 5 at slams)

>>154203810
Sinner never walks the distance with Alpaca

>Makes first serves
>wins tiebreak
maybe repeat that formula for set 2 you pale orange freak

they can't take the pressure of a final, their level regressed to round 1 qualified rando tier