Atmosphere is based as fuck.

1 pineapple or an army of lemons

What the fuck is with the colors on some of these cameras? Why does Houston look like it's wearing blue?

>It actually is blue
Wow that's awful

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Sexo con Pam

>pineapple starting at qb
FML

Someone tell the cameramen to look up the definition of "White Balance"

we ain’t come to play SCHOOL

>3 and out on the first drive
It begins

Strong start DC!

Who put the David Fincher filter on?

ffs. throw it beyond the line to gain

LAND DRAGON

HOLY SHIT
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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sigh

>Using your challenge flag in the first 3 minutes of the game
That's a fucking choice

FEED THE SNAKE

>>154184576
it looked bad last year too, the hawks tendies game looked purple vs orange

the UFL has an official protein bar?

>>154184666
Pooston needs to just take the ass whipping and let DC cover.

>CP
uhhh

please do not shout out CP

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Just posting this early before the official second 3 and out.

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>"SHOUT OUT CP"

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>"they are trying nice easy throws"
>misses is by a mile

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>>154184706
OK real talk for a second: Does it feel like nobody in this league throws slants anymore?

please pull turndaballova and put Castronova in

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can't imagine any die hard terps fans are itching to see pineapple pequeño play again

How my Gamblers doin

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>>154184741
Nice to see that guy's still going. Is the Captain there?

>>154184746
Like 11 yards through 2 drives, gave up a land dragon. It's not looking good.

ESPN once again struggling with audio issues. This feels like it shouldn't be that hard.

Damn, crowd going crazy for a FG.

THATS MY KICKER

DC fucks ya!

HOLY SHIT

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>another one

>>154184757
fuck. I’m still all in

FOUR POINT KING

defenders offense is starting to sputter

>the ultimate football league
kill this commentator bro

I’m glad I rolled fendies as my team back in 2020.

>>154184792
They’re not called the Offenders.

i fucking hate this team

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This can't keep going like this. I refuse to believe the Arena guy is worse.

>>154184797
Same. knew nothing about any of these teams but saw Cardale Jones do that insane fumble slip into 20+ yard pass and I was hooked on Fendies ever since

>>154184749
The guy in the Navy uniform? Yeah, he’s here, just not in our section. He was over in the shade, but he gave us a salute.

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>>154184828

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has anyone made a gambas version of this? have a hunch that there will need to be many versions of it

If you put CJ Stroud as the Gamblers QB the score would still be the same kek.

>>154184835
That's it right there. God Damn. Good times

Wonder why DC is going so run heavy instead of RPO heavy like last year.

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>just throw it over the middle lol

That ref is quite interesting

FUCK that would've been a highlight reel catch

that was on the wr

Spring Football has more than one pineapple QB

>>154184907
GODDDAMMIT SHOULD'VE CAUGHT T HAT SHIT. FFFFFFUUCKCKKK

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MAJOR
BURNS

>>154184916
it's their fate

PIGGED

UNFATHOMABLE, AN ACTUAL HOUSTON FIRST DOWN

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I need a gambler tuddy
FUCK

GET THIS PINEAPPLE RETARD OFF THE FIELD

>live spread is DC -18.5
KWAB

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FOOMBLE

KWAB

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BASED shirtless guy

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>>154184749
He has arrived.

>>154184990
>>154184998
Reminder that foomblecat is a spring football meme.

what injury did Henderson suffer? he finished the game against the Stallions

these commentators jerking off the NFL and CFB is pissing me off

If DC played anyone other than St. Louis week 1, we'd be talking about them running the table and going back to back like the Stallions.

>>154185036
Broken finger I think.

>>154185036
torn bussy

You could put Tua in this game and the result would be the same

how stallions lost against tagovailoa brother is beyond me

>33% completion rate
>less than 1 yard per carry
Brutal

>>154185071
They didn't, they lost to Nolan Henderson with a broken finger.

>>154185069
You mean CJ Stroud

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Oh my god

PICK SIX

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>154185080
woah, that's unfortunate for the gamblers

OH BABY

>be DC
>win
kek

I knew this was going to be a slaughterfest but damn

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the suffering just never ends man

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>why the fuck you throwing it to me?
jej

>live spread is -26.5
lol

>>154185115
DC legit might hit the over by themselves. And they don't even look particularly impressive. Houston just looks lost.

>NFL NFL NFL HEY REMEMBER THIS ABOUT THE NFL?!?!?!?
kill these casters

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Bros, it’s literally right here.

>>154185133
The suffering ends when the team is dead and buried.

>>154185157
based

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>>154185157
haha badass.

>>154185157
Heard that shit gets heavy

>female refs

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After the pick 6.

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this team man...

HEY THIS GUY SACKED DREW BREES ONCE! OH MAN THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING!

>>154185260
i hate this nigga man

>>154185260
How many times have YOU sacked Drew Brees?

>2 natties
>2 owls
>1 chip
holy based

Two minute warning? just like NFL

>>154185306
Yeah, CFB has it now too.

>>154185306
they use a football too JUST LIKE THE NFL WHICH SOME GUYS PLAYED IN

>>154185313
and it's cringe

LOOKIT DA SCORE FUCK I AM SO HIGH

nigga looks like hes out of a cartoon

Wally

>>154185152
I caught him earlier saying
>new rule in the NFL this year
about no pubting over the 50. They really want to get into the league.

>>154185354
Taulia's performance gave him CTE

What's the McDonalds sign about?

>I don't know what a beer snake is
Throw him out of the stadium

>>154185368
i think its supposed to be a reference to the kicker McCrane

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TOP KEK! TOP FUCKING KEK TRICKERY!

BASED CELEBRATION
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM

w2c that lemon cape?

Bro.. that beer is like 16 dollars, at least drink it...

>>154185379
>briley
it's time to stop

pffft, my gamblers just have to score 28+ unanswered points and we'll be right back in the game...

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this is more brvtal than any tardians beatdown

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Way to keep those timeouts, Kevin. Veteran move.

There's zero chance Taulia plays in the 2nd half right?


....Right?

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>>154185197
Not really that heavy, but the ridges dig into your shoulder.

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JUST

Why is their mascot a Yuan Ti?

>>154185429
He probably will. They don't want the Arena guy to play.

....what the fuck that Slampig is here too!?!

What the hell why is she there again is she a UFL halftime groupie

so that woman just goes to every spring game now?

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Any anons at the game?

>>154185450
>>154185451
>>154185459
and shes wearing her Brahmas costume too lmfao

>>154185450
>>154185451
>>154185459
Kek

I can’t hear fuck all of this show, btw. Reverbed to all hell, can’t make anything out.

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this audio is horrible. you cant even hear the backing track at all

>>154185420
Why would you use a timeout when the other team scores every time you have the ball

>>154185481
I’m the anon posting the pics from the game, btw.

>>154185481
>>154185491
Wale warned us, at least.

>>154185431
>posting anime girl in the raped clown makeup
>pooston currently getting raped
It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

Well that was ass. Glad we're done with all of the halftime """shows"""" now

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poor kid just wanted to see football

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>>154185503
so who is responsible for the audio mixing? it sounds bad on the broadcast as well

>>154185530
That Ludacris one wasn't too bad if I'm honest.

>>154185530
theres still one left. stallions havent played at home yeah. gucci mane is supposed to do that one

>>154185481
Sounds like the Nelly concert.

>>154185503
Can you hear the ref reviews there? I was completely in the dark at the aviators game

>looking like the team to beat in this conference
but they eliminated conferences

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Hang it in the Lourve

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>I wont be adding to the beer snake
throw repole out

>DRINK DRINK DRINK
lmao

>>154185626
lmao

>>154185639
>hey there lil buddy

lol

Another flag?

When will this game be rerun? I missed a total booty blaster.

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game is getting pretty sloppy

>>154185792
chinamen on youtube will have the reupload within the day

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Please, throw another flag. I love it. It makes a booty blasting so much more fun to watch.

>31-0
you can do it houston

I wanted a pic of Rapole, but there were people in the way. Also, the Captain is standing right next to me now.

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>>154185847
not with taulia at qb

YOU ARE NOT STORMY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

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>Pam

>Taulia in
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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>>154185907
make it stop

Is this the first time they crossed the 50?

>>154185856
how's the weather? looks absolutely gorgeous on tv

no they crossed it earlier and then turned it over on downs

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how much worse could arena football man be?

wtf was the cameraman doing on that last play?

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UNFATHOMABLE

heyyyy my gamblers scored :)

>>154185934
Really nice, yeah. A little hot, but not oppressive or uncomfortable at all.

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>This game is not LITTY enough....
>It needs star power....
>JUCO star power....

Soon, overbros.

is the word Defenders painted in the endzone or is it an ESPN graphic?

>>154186050
Graphic. You can see it disappear a lot.

>CATCH THE FUCKING BALL
lmao

>>154186062
i was wondering because parts of it were missing at the very beginning of the game

>temu

uhhh..... Fendiebros....?

>>154186092
dont worry my team will find a way to squander this drive

is this the first double pineapple game?

its way too early for a 4th and 12 play

>>154186134
Not for this squad it's not.

>>154185994
jelly. mirin

Way to just throw it to nothing

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>>154186116
i cant remember any other double pineapple games

DC Fans easily the best in the league

Man I love these guys. Fuck DC though

Back to back flags jesus christ

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i think thats the guy that usually wears the chainmail

>>154186198
>>154186206
duality of man etc.

lol fuck my team and fuck my life

DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC

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D.C has been defended

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Does this make Birmingham worse, or St. Louis better in your eyes?

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I wish I lived close enough to actually go to one of these games... Energy looks amazing. Must be fun...

>>154186324
combatchickens are regular seasonbabbies.

>>154186339
same

>turndaballova might be the starter next week
please, no more

>back-to-back sacks
So like... is Luis Perez really just not available or something?

>>154186442
pretty sure the gamblers or any other team could trade for him if they really wanted to

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>>154186372
whoopsie

>>154186442
Gamblenecks really need to do something. Anything. Taulia is obviously not the guy and Nolan Henderson is out for several weeks at least. Make some trades, DO SOMETHING.

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house loses and goes bankrupt

>>154186502
we are doing something: nothing

>>154186521
kek

E Z
P Z

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Fellas?

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>>154186596

underdawgs it's over

OVERBROS, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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yeah this is not good. put in the arena football qb

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my gamblers

THEY KILLED THE SNEK

AIEEEEEEE

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>>154184703
>>154186620
I'm seein double, fourn Kornys!

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Talk about garbage time

time for 4th and 12 attempts

All this is doing is letting Taulia start next week

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Dean sounds so tired. He wants to know why they're even bothering to challenge this, the game is already over.

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lol that sigh from Blandino

Lmao brutal. TD taken back.

>coach pete rosed by taking a -37.5 live bet on themselves
based

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>>154186719
>guys just let the game end so we can get some sleep

Fuck it, go for 50 DC

DC better take the FG to cover the over by themselves.

White Mike sighting!

>WE WANT 50
>WE WANT 50
based

>>154186814
i missed it. the former Hilltopper that QB'd the fuckin Jets to a win over the Chiefs?

>>154186844
Nah, White Mike DiLiello, not Mike White.

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>>154186891
im selective dyslexic

Never let Taulia on the field again.

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taulia trying to injure himself so he doesnt have to start this thursday?

That was fun. GG. Battlehawks vs DC at Audi field next week is going to be insane.