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shiq chicken o neal
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>>154223918
Death to Petefag
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non pete thread LFG
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pete fag let yall win like a gentleman's sweep
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>>154222299
Tell me how my nuts taste petefaggot
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So, when can NBA teams start trading shit again during the playoffs?
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>>154223971
hes sleeping like you said, you stayed up late to make a thread and spammed to do so. you became the monster you swore to destroy
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>>154223967
you lost faggot. not only got your chain snatched but your dignity
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>>154223987

Fuck off faggot you lost. Take your L like a man
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>>154223996
????
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>>154223996
Mental illness
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reply to this post if u are petefag
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>>154223971
>he thinks everyone is petefag
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Ben Wallace owns shaq
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NBA regular season>playoffs. I might watch some game 7s but other than that i'll be in /wnba/. Now we're gonna have some brainlets judging players over 7 game series so it's time to dip.
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>>154223843
I don't like how out and open gays are with their gayness these days. It's not normal, Ivey is right, it's unrightouesness and should not be celebrated.
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>>154224029
L
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>>154224041
it's crazy too cause fudd and paige are always posting bible shit
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We (the Lakers) are getting 2018 LeBron Raymone James Sr. in this upcoming playoff series against the Houston Rockets.
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>>154224096
kek
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>>154224090
>2018 lebum
the guy who lost 4-0 to kd?
true
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>>154224102
>against kd and the gsw superteam
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>>154224096
>>154224101
my turn I guess.
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>>154223918
>non petefag thread
Thank you!
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>>154224113
>signature petefag screenshot
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>>154224112
maybe "tha goat" in his "best year ever" should've easily led his capable squad to victory instead of bein a lebitch and getting rekt
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Imagine simping for this jew like creature so hard
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THIS IS PETE COUNTRY
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Anti-petefag won. Not only did he win but he fucking rocked you with an uppercut from hell
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#istandwithpistolpete
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>petefag having his second meltdown today
This day just keeps getting better and better
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BABBs seething all day about petefag
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>>154224150
blunderskitz is the anti petefag.
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Pete rules.
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>>154224168
We are all anti-petefag
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>>154224168
Is the blunderskitz in the room with us?
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>we
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>Sadie Shit
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>>154224168
so blunderskitz and petefag is the new inceltic vs weapskitz?
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>>154224200
Petefag has a lotta haters here. We don't want to see Pistol Pete every time
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Pete made em so angry that they'd earlyfag every time. When we called them out on that, they resorted to spamming. Total Pete Victory.
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>>154224200
inceltic vs weapskitz was way worse. im 90% sure petefag isnt even in these threads half the time. hes been here for years and he rarely posts in threads he bakes to start with
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Pete sleeping and y’all are seething over him. He fucking won
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give me 5
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>>154224249
I’m pretty sure he only exists to make /nba/ threads. Nothing more nothing less. He was somehow the person that brought /nba/ over to sharty. Like dude was one of the first posters on that site
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I don't mind Pistol Pete generals here and there but I like that we're finally getting some variety. It was growing stale.
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>>154224258
>Pete sleeping
yeah, permanently
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>>154224266
Pete started baking more recently. before it was like every once in a while.
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>>154224266
yeah I thought he was one of those nba historian autists and we'd get a mix, but nope, just pete. boring. stale.
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>>154224249
>he rarely posts in threads he bakes to start with
back in 2023 I had a talk with him about how he felt about CC possibly passing Petes college scoring record. hes actually pretty chill.
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>>154224249
>he rarely posts in threads he bakes to start with
yeah right you missed his autistic meltdown in the last thread??
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>>154224318
meds
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damn she based
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>>154224318
seek mental help
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>>154224297
Hello I am OP I am trying to mix it up with classic players and teams to start making boring slow threads more active. Just look at other generals who do 4-5 threads a day meanwhile we have half the general boycotting whenever there's a Pistol Pete thread. Spamming the same player over and over nonstop is what kills generals
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>>154224265
We all thought the same until he got banned along with others during the noise war. That's when we found out he's been samefagging here all this while. After that, someone else realised petefag was also mealanon because they'd always appear and disappear together; when he reported mealanon's posts and got him banned, you'd never see petefag threads. That's why now you never see his meal posts.
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>>154224340
the nba is just dying. it has nothing to do with who bakes. the only thread /nba/ will boycott is the jewish person.
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>>154224330
>needed an extra year, a smaller ball, and a 3 pt line
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>>154224344
Mealanon got banned and pete threads still kept being made
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>>154224352
I boycott petefag threads. I am doing my part to end the petefag menace
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>>154224358
no he got his picture taken down the second time. the time mealanon did actually get banned he had 10 comments get deleted including the ones praising petefag. that's how we caught him. didn't see petefag post for exactly 3 days and as soon as the ban ended he was back going on a vengeance tour baking non-stop
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>>154224358
He just doesn't post meals anymore because he got exposed + scared to get banned
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>>154224357
tbf she also mogged in assists
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>>154224383
zach edey btfo
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>>154223918
Lakers Shaq would dominate Hakeem. Shaq in 2000 was the most ferocious player in league history and we will never see that kind of domination again
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fuck you, petefag.
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Lakers in 5
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2002 Sacramento vs 2007 Phoenix who wins
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>>154224404
why didn't he win with Orlando then?
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If the magic loses even to the embiid-less 76ers, they really need to rebuild. 4 frps for bane and they got worse, jesus.
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petefag here
i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt
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>>154224382
Mealanon is a half black zoomer, they dont know who pete is
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>>154224404
Nah Lakers Shaq was exposed by Big Ben
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Chet won
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>>154224624
That was the year Shaq got fat and ballooned up to 450lbs. 1998-2002 Shaq was unstoppable

>>154224530
He had just turned 25 and also played against Prime Jordan. He did beat Prime Jordan in 1995 but ran into Prime Hakeem later that year and got a lesson from Hakeem that fueled him to turn into Monster Shaq once he hit his prime
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>>154224552
Funny that Memphis realized they were the ones who had to rebuild even though on paper they have the better team. If I was looking to trade to a team and get multiple 1st round picks back, you always want to look for dog shit teams like Orlando, Minnesota, Knicks, etc. because the odds of them cashing out into a top pick like Detroit in 2003 is high
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>>154224557
I love a good Simpson reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIy_RXX_VLE
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Just insane stuff I catch him doing every game. You can't laser in on the warts and flaws that are part of being a rookie this hard, when hes also doing stuff that almost no other rookie in his class is doing.
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Nigga da best
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>each one exactly 1 minute apart
Does this schizo not realize we know it is him this whole time?
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retard alert
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>>154224704
You don't need to announce your presence, we already know it's you
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>>154224552
watch how the thread will be slow as usual by tomorrow because no one gives a shit about these play-in games
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I am petefag
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>>154224641
God dangit
Stop taking our Qweens
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Crazy 2 think if Shaq took his conditioning as serious as Jokic (not exactly a ridiculously high bar by NBA standards) he'd have won another championship or two and be the de facto best big man of the modern era
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https://youtu.be/Uo4fOvSk12o?t=14m19s
Wow he actually is a pretty good offball player. I never realized it because of the ways hes had to play in Lebron centric offenses where hes just surrounded by shooters or defenders and few playmakers
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Come get your t shirts boys to commemorate the victory
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>>154224799
If Shaq could make his free throws at a league average rate he'd be the all time leading scorer on a PPG basis and probably the best player of all time
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Da Heat are playing tonight for the 15th time a play-in game. Say something nice about them.
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>>154224726
Unpopular opinion but the playin is such a lousy format from a team's perspective. In the past, if you're in, you're in. But now you have to play extra games just to get it. By the time you reach the CF, you're more tired and injured than everyone else. The playin only benefits the jews who want more money and the unemployed fans who can't get enough games.
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Hmmm looks like the cloudfare thing was a global thing lol
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here we go
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>>154224887
What other 7 or 8 seed apart from the Heat recently reached the conference finals? Sure it sucks to be a 7 seed and have to play another game to lock it in but overall it was a good addition and it's just one or two games to make it so it's not a big deal
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>>154224726
Hornets are worth watching and have a legitimate shot at a surprise playoff run.
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>>154224930
... It's almost like you're contradicting yourself.
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5 days before OKC's historic repeat championship run starts
are we ready, /nba/?
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>>154224989
It successfully made two more teams not give up on the season in early march. We can't complain about tanking but criticize teams trying to get in.
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>>154224799
Or kobe just could have not choked
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Giannis, mpj, dybantsa, traore,
Nobody is stopping the nets next season
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Why is the NBA open about being full of lesbians but the MNBA isn't with gays
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>I'll get trade to the nets and you'll be the coach there.
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>>154225148
Redpill me on Atlanta
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>>154225213
It gave Tingus Pingus syphilis
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>>154225213
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>>154224641
The new generation of BAWBs all have mulatto girlfriends
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>>154225250
Reversed mutt's law
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>>154225260
Aren't you supposed to be spraying water outside, thaibro?
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>>154225306
Too old for that shit
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>>154225343
>Uma Musume
That stupid horse girl game really is everywhere...
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Joko is the real MVP. Real hoopers with the correct skin color know.
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Fucking clowns.
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>>154225544
in five years everyone will be thinking what the fuck were they smoking that year
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Coop is the real ROTY too.
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>>154225573
If pooper becomes generational this will be the new lebron vs melo ROTY unf debate in 20 years
>dem box score watchers stole it from him nigga fr *gets hair cut*
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New LeKING and nash just dropped
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>>154225738
jj reddit on suicide watch
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I'm glad nobody is falling for the wembust meme
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>>154225762
That Warriors record has to be an edit
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>>154225544
Based Stan knows what's up
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D Book gotta do it to 'em
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>>154225556
in 5 years we'll be talking about cooper flagg like he's greg oden
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>>154225749
Ayo, why is there another me?
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>>154225759
>Jokic has more 3rd place votes than Wemby has 2nd place votes
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>>154225878
they put him 3rd on their ballot to cancel out his 1st place votes. it's reddit style voting. it's why all websites changed from numeric voting to thumbs up thumbs down since they just voted 10 or 1.
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>>154225895
Didn't know voters can manipulate votes like that. Just adds another reason for me to hate media voting even more. I'd much rather the coaches vote them.
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>>154225223
What got this zesty yn so fired up
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What's a yn? Young nigga?
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>>154225931
This isn't the place for you, unc
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>>154225931
>t. Larry Bird fan
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MVP voting should be done by /nba/.
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>>154223918
I'm starting to think I might actually be mentally ill.
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>>154225802
I remember seeing Shaq flirting with Angel Reese and making a bunch of creepy ass jokes. Nigga, she looks like she could be your daughter.
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>>154225988
Don't be an incel, anon.
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She looks like Tracy McGrady if he trooned out
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what the fuck is going on with the captcha
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>>154226048
trannies added an 11 second invisible timer on top of the captcha to try and force people into buying passes (it wont work)
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>>154226048
Cloudfare broke down a few hours ago. I guess it's because of that
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Eurobasket bros.. /ourguy/ is going to North Carolina
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>>154226156
Then he's getting drafted by the Mavs.
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>>154226193
>stacking wiggers in Dallas
I trust the plan
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>>154226156
traveling
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What do you guys think Michael's secret stuff tastes like?
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tonight I will remind them
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>>154226451
that Pat Riley is trash
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>>154226451
Please, fucking destroy them.
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REMINDER
The introduction/popularization of the eurostep is what began the road to where we are now with travelling being called. Gather steps are bullshit.
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Just look how easily he gets to the rim here. He is SO fast that Wemby wasnt even ready for him. He just inexplicably misses, for reasons I can only assume are due to him moving too fast for him to understand how to adjust his touch. When a player drives this easily, you cant be too stuck up about their field goal percentages, especially as a 19 year old.

Rudy Gobert has a 73% field goal percentage on the season. You think thats because hes a better driver and finisher at the rim than Traore? Or is it simply that he has to do less complicated and physically taxing things, that require split second adjustments to put the ball in the basket at insane speeds, and angles than Traore?

This ability to drive is so rare, that I can't allow myself to care enough that hes missing shots where his speed gets him so open that he leaves defenders in the dust, or draws a foul.
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>>154226636
are you his cousin living in montreal or something? It's a bit weird to shill so hard for the "french" norris cole
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>>154226636
You get a year and a half to fix your issues causing a shit FG% as a rookie. If you don't make improvements year 2 you no longer get the benefit of the doubt. We've seen this story too many times now
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>>154226660
He has a new gimmick every month
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>>154226636
that's just 33 spacing well and making wemby hedge his defense
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Another one. Kornet isnt fast enough to contain him without fouling, so this shot effectively has no resistance by the time hes in the air, but it inexplicably misses. And I think it must be something to do with expected contact, altering his shot on the basis of expected contact. You'll see some player miss shots when they do that, but theres no contact. Either that, or that combined with not understanding best angles to essentially guide the ball in while moving as fast as he does. To me, im not worried about this, this is easily something that can be and should be fixed with reps. The fact that he even drives as frequently as he does is encouraging.
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>>154226741
>thats just 33 spacing well
>spaced at the freethrow line is "spacing well"
I guess the mid to late 2000 had zero spacing problems, since virtually every retarded big would simply space to the free throw line or the elbows
>against wemby who always rotates to the paint over the perimeter, because hes so long that he can recover over that distance easily, and also because its the right defensive basketball play
realistically speaking wemby probably trusted fox a bit more than he should of, because he didnt expect traore to beat fox as soon as he crossed the halfcourt, and thought fox would have been able to recover by then.
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>>154226660
It's best to just keep scrolling past his AI slop and don't even engage with him. 4Chan makes it easy to identify it's him with a Canadian flag. Eventually he'll head back to r3ddit where he belongs
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>>154224930
2023 Lakers were the #7 seed and beat Wolves in the play-in
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>>154226048
Just buy the pass, gentile.
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Trae Young pick and roll with AD and Sarr will be disgusting. Wizards are lowkey cooking.
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>>154223918
Parents really bring up the fact that they raised you, housed you, and fed you like they're heroes for doing it. That's literally the fuck bare minimum. If you think that it's such a burden, then don't have kids.
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>>154227414
It takes a lot of resources, a lot of time, a lot of energy and a lot of patience to raise kids...ontop of doing the normal functioning stuff that adults do on the daily. So they've got the right to feel like they should get some more credit or respect for that, because unless your kid ends up rich, intelligent and understanding in the future. You'll get no credit.

You're a retard but unfortunately your last sentence is correct. Just not rational. Hm. I wont explain further.
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Total rapshits takeover, cavs gettin swept and thats faxs
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>>154227619
Raptors going straight to the finals! Raptors vs lakers finals
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>>154227414
over 80% of negroes grow up without fathers
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Anyone on the heat tonight?
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Pinpoint Accurate Lob, against Wemby guarding at the rim.
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>>154227670
Heat are going to the ecf possibly the finals you can clock it
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>>154226451
BamGOD thread
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>20 more wins
>1000 less fans per game
what happened in Philly?
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>>154227619
See you in the ECF, ScottGOD
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The getting to the rim flashes are so good. But because of how he gets to the rim is dependent on such speed and craft, the finishes are either off balance, or rushed. Really banking on him figuring out some way to clean this up. My "hes 19 years old" cope is valid until hes 21 (age when Lebron first averaged 30, when Curry came into the league, when Jordan came into the league, and 1st real Kobe allstar year)
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there is no way Paige is actually a lesbo
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>>154227810
I hear WNBA players have to pretend to be gay to avoid getting bullied. A reverse closet, if you will.
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Amazing tight pass, ya'll agree? Or am I glazing? Unfortunate that his teammate just flubbed it. It was a near perfect placement pass, atleast looks like it to me. This is part of why I don't pay too much attention to raw assist numbers, especially for rookies who can be playing with other rookies who can do stuff like this (Don't get me wrong, Traore obviously flubs shots like these two, but the difference is that theyre often off of self created drives, which is why I'm so high on him) I used to care about potential assists, until I realized you can inflate that too by just dominating the ball, or dominating the touches and passing the ball as much as possible, even when youre not really creating advantages. Also grenades count as potential assists, so thats another thing. Passing is another one of those stats I feel like analytics still struggles to capture.
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Which "basketball god" is going to choke harder? What are the odds that neither one of these clowns guards each other the entire series?
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>>154227763
Look at Flagg's impact on the Mavs, anyone who thinks he deserves ROTY is retarded
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>>154227810
literally on vid munching muff
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Wembanyama out here whining about an MVP when he hasn't even won his first playoff game yet. He said that playing 65 games was on his "checklist". Man, that's a weak ass checklist. This game has fallen off so hard. Bunch of soft, sensitive clowns out here.
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>>154227885
nah u are
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>>154227854
We're celebrating guys for making a routine bounce pass now? I'm telling you, man, this league is cooked.
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damn new chaptcha is aids
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https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/202602260BRK.html
Perfect example of how a players boxscore can look bad, and yet have an amazing game. I came into this game expecting a sort of bad game, because the boxscore said traore was inefficient, and didnt generate that many assists. Instead, I saw him generate a bunch of good looks that his teammates were just unlucky to capitalize on, and despite the boxscore saying Egor was the better playmaker, Egor felt like a complete non factor for most of that game because hes simply less dynamic than Traore. Doesnt get downhill as easily, and traore was destroying the spurs later in the game, running into dribble handoff screen and getting deep in the paint for easy floaters. They started dropping hard on him, because he also generated the most amount of successful lobs on the team, and unfortunately it worked because the floater just wasn't going in this game. But its positive stuff to see how easily he would break down the defense and get into the paint easily, and that he could affect the defense so much that they guard to defend the lob over his floaters

I'll seriously have to go on the NBA site and watch how Egor got those 9 assists, because when I say he was a complete non factor this game, I'm serious. Got burned on defense multiple times. And was just doing nothing on offense. I have to assume he only got more assists because the players he passed to were more lucky at putting up shots.

Another flaw of egor, is that because hes just not that good of a ball handler, and has no sauce. He constantly picks up his dribble to throw slow two handed long passes, rarely does he pass out of a live dribble, or pass on the move. Its why the amount of nets fans I see on twitter hyping him as the best nets rookies tells me how little normie fans understand about ball.

I get that people see the 3 point shot and project off that, but thats silly
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Curry posing proudly with convicted rapist Eric Swalwell
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>>154227891
MVP is a regular season award, brainlet.
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>>154227956
He didnt screen and pass up shots for Steph
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https://www.nba.com/stats/events?CFID=&CFPARAMS=&ContextMeasure=AST&EndPeriod=0&EndRange=28800&GameID=0022500851&PlayerID=1642856&RangeType=0&Season=2025-26&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&StartPeriod=0&StartRange=0&TeamID=1610612751&flag=1&sct=plot&section=game

Yup. Right on the dot. Just wonder if anybody else notices it.
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derrick rose deservedly retaining his youngest mvp ever status
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>new captcha just in time to ruin the yins and the yoffs
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>>154227963
Why is this clown worried about winning a cheesy award instead of the upcoming playoffs?
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>>154227868
It would be funnier if KD lost but ultimately the series is irrelevant. Winner goes on to get swept by OKC. The interesting series are DEN/MIN, and the winner of that vs SA. These two series + WCF will be the best series in the whole playoffs.

For the East I can only see DET/BOS in the ECF, but I think the Hornets beat the Heat and give Detroit a good series. Cavs and Knicks are pretenders and I don't believe in them at all. Celtics probably win the East and lose the Finals in 5 or 6 games to whoever makes it out of the West.
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>>154227985
This is the same day the sharty hack happened to, weird timing.
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>>154227985
for real
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Realistically what are you supposed to do if someone as big as duren mushes you? its not like you can kick his ass but if you do nothing you're just a bitch
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>>154227918
How many of you are like this, and don't know ball?
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How is KD 36 and cant handle a double team still
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>>154228015
Jalen Duren ran when it came.
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>>154227996
Memories...this was around when I started following the NBA closely
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>>154227918
Nah that pass not that easy to pull off in traffic like that, too much can go wrong, you can even see wemby try and kick it but was too slow.
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>>154228017
You can just admit you weren't alive in the 90s. You weren't winning an MVP playing just 65 games. Lol.
>1990- Magic Johnson, 80 games
>1991- Michael Jordan, 82 games
>1992- Michael Jordan, 80 games
>1993- Charles Barkley, 76 games
>1994- Hakeem, 80 games
>1995- David Robinson, 81 games
>1996- Michael Jordan, 82 games
>1997- Karl Malone, 82 games
>1998- Michael Jordan, 82 games
Meanwhile this fool had to cheese dick his way to 65 games, sitting out the last two weeks for "bruised ribs". And Jokic won an MVP on a 48 win team. Not happening in the 90s. This soft, weak era cooked the league and there is probably no recovering.
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Basketball?
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>>154228052
>even back then the voters cucked mj out of winning 3 MVPs in a row
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Deadass fuck you adam silver. Can’t even watch the play in game. What are the best streaming sites bros
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What's everyone eating during the games? I have a pizza in the oven and some double stuf oreos for 'zert
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>>154228074
top streams dot info
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>>154228074
I use topstreamer dot info. It's HD and is the closest to live compared to other streams.
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>>154228081
>>154228086
Legends. Thank you
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>>154228074
https://streamed.pk/
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>>154228078
main course is hornies tears, dessert will be jew tears
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>>154228138
Based, we eatin good tonight
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>>154228081
>>154228086
>>154228124

I'm always wary of leaking the streams I use cause I just know this place is filled with glowies sniping streams for shits and giggles
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fuck amazon and fuck the captcha
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>>154228197
Captcha been fucking slow for me these last hours. Anyone else?
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>>154228213
Apparently it's a cloudflare thing
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Bam Adebayo the guy who scored the most points in recorded NBA history cant lose this game can he?
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>>154228213
they implemented a new captcha after the 2 antipete spammers had a meltdown last night
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>>154228078
Already stuffed most of my daily calories down my throat before 5 PM. Just sucking on some jolly ranchers now
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>5-minute ad break for timeout
This sport is extremely jewish
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Lamelo is the funniest player in the league, he's like Westbrick on steroids. Makes a great play then immediately does some dumb shit.
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>>154228169
I understand the feeling but the tennis thread has a link up 24/7 in the OP kek
>>154228213
Captcha went down for a couple of hours this morning and it has been fucked since it came back up
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This Mario World Castle Theme is kino based Charlotte
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bam getting 83 still pisses me off
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niggas need to win a tournament to win the grand prize of losing in the playoffs. the loser of the tournament gets the number one pick. humiliation ritual.
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This is some struggle hoops, its kino albeit
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reffies puttin their thumb on the scale already
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Zombie heat when?
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>>154228256
Both teams seems to pour their hearts into it, it's pretty fun to watch so far
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Won’t take long until all these commercials get stale this postseason
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didnt a woman get murdered in charlotte?
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These teams are boring af. When is Haligoat coming back?
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Why doesn't Bam just score 83 again?
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nooooo000 we're only losing because we don't have our meme commentator
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>>154228271
average charlotte experience
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Spo or Mazulla who is a better coach in 2026?
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charlotte has been shit ever since they traded away colin sexton the dawg
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I believe in the hornies
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Weapskitz gets BTFO tonight
Bad day for the cord
They even told gookmoot to fuck the website up in order to save face
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im off this shit. what the fuck is wrong with this website?
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What are some young or post rebuild rising star teams that may have a Grizzlies or kings level fall off? How both were hyped playoff teams and only 1-3 years later are in mediocre, rebuild or depression mode.

I’m going Atlanta Hawks
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this y'all ROTY?
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God dam Jaquez is ass
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>>154228310
he's great at bully balling his way to the rim no idea why he's settling for 3s
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just wait til the heat culture kicks in
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I’m sick of Pat Riley trying to cosplay as some mafioso don just because he runs an nba team in Miami. How about you actually go get a superstar you geriatric mutherfucked?
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Bam ded
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bam ded
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Dog shit Amazon streams audio is out of sync. The audio is a quarter second ahead of the action
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You now remember Norman Powell is an all star
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Tailbone exploded
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>>154228328
they are going for giannis
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Bro what the fuck
Eject Ball
Fake tough ass nigga
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>>154228169
Do to others as you would have them do to you, Juan
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well this offs are already cooked if the best player in the league is already hurt
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daaamn lamelo dirty as FUCK
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it's ogre
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>>154228342
Another asterisk year
Silvers league sucks
>>154228349
Lightskins are the worst
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>>154228349
should’ve been ejected
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>Bam
>Giannis
>Josh Okogie
>Embiid
Are bootyscratchers too fragile for the NBA?
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>>154228349
common foul
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>>154228073
Jordan didn't play in 94& most of 95, Barkley definitely deserved it in 93. Malone deserved his too. The person who got screwed out of MVP was Olajuwon in 95
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How do you not even review that?
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>>154228349
is this not reviewed? lol
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Bro how is that not even a flagrant?
That chimp needs to be locked up
And I hate the Heat

I’m even more amazed how all the faggot Miami players didn’t even defend their teammate
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hornets scripted to win this obviously
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This hornets team is fucking dirty as fuck
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>>154228366
LaMelo is the biggest star in this series so
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>>154228351
Isn't dominicia an island of lightskins
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>kon is 1-7
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Now you know why Beef Stew threw hands with them
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>>154228376
Def not
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>>154228373
They have a wife beater and a dude who has road rage
Their coach also looks like Myron Gaines
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lights are too bright for nipple
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Davion is a gamer. Dude always shows up for big games
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Honestly Kon is moving to me like hes injured.
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i miss terry rozier lads, he played for both teams
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Tyler Heero really is the proto Podz
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you know I think herro might be the big problem with the heat from like 3 different angles
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Thank god it game one and refs showing they already playing on an agenda
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>>154228032
Exactly. Surprised somebody else gets it. And unfortunately its a Canadian so people are just going to think I'm "samefagging"
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The Rookie of the Year everyone
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Tyler who?
Do you guys rate that little androgynous lesbian looking man?
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I don’t think Lamelo would like it if we went out and took Lonzo’s other fucking leg right? Right label? You dirty manbabY fuck.
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>>154228078
Ate some new skittles variant called "pop'd" basically just freeze dried skittles, shit was so good that I was honestly distracted for most of the first quarter
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based Lamelo

also whats up with his 3 pointer, its sow weird lol
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I used to watch NBA religiously in the 90s and 00s, this shit is unwatchable goyslop now. IDK how you guys tolerate this shit
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>>154228290
lowqey tho...sexton looks like a solid player no idea why hes been bounced around so much
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>>154228420
That’s not Cooper though
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>>154228441
we tune in to watch the real superstars
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This was a good game but now it’s just unserious
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>>154228349
Lock this fucking thug lamelo up
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>losing to the Heat without Bam on your home court
Lmao povery franchise
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>>154228239
Kek Lamelo really is being like that
Every time he starts feeling hot he goes full retard
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damn these teams suck
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good 1st half. playoff intensity just hits different
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game's on fire
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heat want to lose this they just dont want it to look like they want to lose
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horniebros....
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>>154228444
whoooosh
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>just realized da bulce didn't even enter play-in
>nyr
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>>154228493
Based Matas
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>Post season started
Why are we so slow?
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taylor rooks is so hot
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Havent been watching, was lamelo ejected?
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>>154228510
4chan is being retarded today
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LEMON
PEPPA
WANGZ
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>>154228510
I can't even post without a huge delay. Hiromoot obviously doesn't give a shit about this site and it's only gotten far worse since the hack
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>Bridges likes to punch women
>Ball is a fake thug faggot who can’t drive
This team is irredimible without Kon
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we all here to root for da heat right?
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HEAT CULTURE
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>>154228451
Yes superstars like glorified Toni Kukoc, glorified Ralph Sampson, glorified Vlade Divac, Temu Allen Iverson, and glorified Tyrus Thomas
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Imagine if Kon and Miller didn;t shit their pants tonight, Miami would be getting their back blown out
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>>154228552
I thought Charlotte was a streaky fun team
Turns out they’re just a bunch of fake thugs
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>>154228557
If Bam was in the game these kids would be getting slaughtered
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>>154228555
>>154228444
czech'd
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>>154228555
I'm just here for my guy, Scottie "the missing chromosome" Barnes
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Why the fuck wasn't Ware getting run all season? He's like their 3rd best player
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN BEES
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They gonna give kon roty for this stinker
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>>154223918
>Lemelo shot down BAM
I'm horny for the Hornets!
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Look at these 2 bums competing for the privilege of losing in the first round. I can't imagine a more cucked situation.
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>>154228565
Bam wasn't doing shit
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Ware is unironically being mishandled. He’d be a getting top 50 player hype if he was on the Celtics
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>>154228602
>Losing to the Pisstons
This is bait
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hornies makin ware look like wemby
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>There are non ball knowers who think that Kawhi is a good defender
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>>154228510
captcha is taking forever to load. and the current one already filtered out a lot of people who can't wait so they fucked off to other websites
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Charlotte Hornets I know y'all ain't going out SAD like this
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>>154228552
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Its possible that the Hornets are genuinely overrated and people got so analytics pilled that they took Net Rating and Win Margins or whatever too seriously. And no I'm not coming to this conclusion just off this game. I'm saying this also based off the fact that the Hornets have lost to like every good serious playoff team in the last stretch of the season. I think if they played a full season healthy, theyd be better...But by that, I mean, maybe the 6th or 7th seed. Somewhere around what the Raptors and Hawks are, and Orlando.

I admit that I could be getting ahead of myself and maybe this game just completely flips by the 4th quarter
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COBY
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Its Kalkbrenner time, he will take this game over and put Miami away
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>>154228641
they've won a shitload of games the 2nd half of the season, but it was almost all blowouts. all the close games they lost.
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>>154228641
its flippin yo
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THIS DOES NOT SLIP
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cam on hornies
keep memechucking
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>white players
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>HEAT CULTURE
LMAO
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Heat aren't winning a three point shooting contest. They needed Bam to feast in the paint.
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>Bam "it's over" Adebayo
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LMAO FUCKING BAWB SLIPPED
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If Bam was in they’d be up by 83 at least.
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> Kalkbrenner +13 in only 10 minutes of play
the kid is an under appreciated monster talent
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kon with -11
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My girl also did she has a lower back injury after her girls trip.

Should I be worried?
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>COBY
>>
If you thought the Hornets were a good team, you don't know shit about NBA basketball. Don't tell people you are a serious basketball fan. You just look at statistics and think you are some Goodwill Hunting autist. Dumb fuck you don't win basketball on a stat sheet. This is a garbage ass team that should be in the lottery. Most of the games they were winning after the new year were because the other team was tanking
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The Heat not sending in a goon to elbow Lamelo in the ribs the next time he goes to the basket is everything that's wrong with this faggot ass league
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>>154228673
he's just a 7'1" bawb and most teams don't have big centers so he can abuse midget squads like the heat
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>game turned into a meme chuck contest
Every fucking time
>>
COOOOOOOOBYYY
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>ball just blatantly took out one of the heats best players and got away with it completely
So funny
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Muggsy the goat
>>
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>>154228680
Uh people said the same thing about the Pacers last year and they made it to the Finals
If Charlotte gets in they could win a championship
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>>154228691
holy 3rd quarter
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>>154228682
I miss when Mason and Oakley would just level dudes and start fights because they hard fouled someone on the Knicks earlier
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>more playtime than anyone else
>6 points
kek
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>>154228698
what part of heat culture is this?
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Rip BAM, theres no justice in this stupid chud world
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>>154228702
Thanks for confirming you don't know shit about basketball and are retarded but we all knew that already
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Lights were too bright for Kon kneBAWBle
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>>154228682
This desu
I’m still befuddled that none of his teammates reacted
>>
I wonder what’s wrong with nipple lately. Is he permanently broken?
>>
thank god the spurs in the offs these offs be pure fucking ass i tell ya
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jaquez SUCKS
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>>154228718
Okay Shai Faggeous Alexcancer enjoy your mickey mouse ring from bald noseferatu
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>>154228716
bam should offer himself for the star player trade pat riley wishes for
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davion the only real one out there. normal powell is not a real all star lights too bright and the clippers were right
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>>154228705
intangibles
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>>154228750
powell has barely played but was fine when he was out there. JJJ and Larson are just more trusted by spo for whatever reason
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>Name is Pele
>Not a soccer player
>Not Brazilian
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take nipple out of the game already
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>>154228747
gordon gekko
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>>154228746
sorry I don't speak Zoomer
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>>154227598
>I deserve praise for doing the legal bare minimum
Don't have kids.
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memechucking is so boring
>>
Mitchell is HIM
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>>154228349
Always wondered why guys don't overtly just take out the best players like this more often when the "punishment" for it has proven to be virtually nonexistent. Olynyk tries to rip Love's arm off and ends his playoffs, gets 1 game suspension. Draymond is allowed to rupture/fracture 24 testicles with dick kicks for free but only when it reached #25 did he also get...a 1 game suspension. It's just so worth it
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>>154228774
No wonder you think the Hornets aren't good you think the league is still stuck in the 90s grandpa
Get your ass to bed
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Whats wrong with kon? hes ass
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DAVION COOKING LET'S GO
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>>154228777
I'm a simple guy, I see a Can'tnadian flag, I keep scrolling. Do not engage with the leafjeet
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DAVION HIM MITCHELL
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Davion Mitchell owns your poverty franchise
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Hornets bringing Kalkbrenner back in to stop the skid
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Davion > Donovan
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JAQUEZ SIBLINGS
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uh oh hornies where's your lead
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Kings really traded Davion Mitchell KWAB franchise
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heat devil magic again
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>>154228783
And the last one was Lebron. That is the only reason he got suspended.
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I want the hornets to win because everyone will seethe about what lamelo did. Will be super funny
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just tuned in, what happened to kon lol
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NORM HATERS SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Basketball Gods, please let the Heat win so we can trashtalk Windhorst
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>>154228822
natural shooting motion was so ridiculous nobody's gonna believe it in 10 years
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AMAZON STREAM

the audio is ahead of the game action so the announcer/crowd reacting is spoiling every shot
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Hornets paying tribute to 2018 Rockets :)
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>>154228836
he looks like he's day dreamin about cheesecake
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THE WIFEBEATER WITH THE AND 1
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>one player turning into a lemon in the most important game of the season
>lose
semen slurping sport
>>
davion mitchell's minihighlight showed him massively pushoff, then do some kind of harden stepback but then he hops after the stepback making it an ultratravel
this is the star of this game?
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>kneuppel
>0-6
>ball
>2-14
the state of memechuckers
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Bro wtf Davion, and wtf Charlotte are y'all so sorry you can’t end our season. Fuck Pat Riley I’m tired of being in playin hell
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>>154228848
there was never no marriage
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Get Moosa some more help
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>>154228857
That’s the thing. Those 2 guys have the most 3s in the NBA, and they are both shooting like shit. And they are still in the game. That to me says the team is legit
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blatant two handed shove aka tough playoff D
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>hornets losing a close game again

they're not there yet. but they're close
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Every fucking stream starts dying the last 3 minutes of a game. Probably because everyone starts watching at the end and overloads the servers

>>154228862
If you want to put hands on her, give her your last name
>>
mr. diabetes can only collect so many ORB
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>>154228871
mostly cause of diabate
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>>154228858
>cant lose against losers
>cant win against winners
welcome to ball purgatory, take the bull's seat next to the wizzies and hornies
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Where’s the French fag who randomly chose the hornets as a team ?

KWAB
>>
>>
just take the 2 pointer wtf are they doing
>>
HEAT CULTURE BROS
>>
wtf was that possession
go at them niggas
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Hornetbros.....the net rating.........it was supposed to be our year.......
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Ball ASS
Williams ASS
Nipple ASS

why can’t white bois ball?
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COME ON HEAT
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damn i guess defense really does beat offense, hornets offense juat inconspicuously died last 40 seconds
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LMAO WHY WOULD YOU FOUL KEK
>>
will journalist giving the roty to kon over cooper be regarded as one of the most retarded decisions ever?
>>
>blonde smirking CLT
>>
DO SOMETHING BALL
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>>154228787
>Cringe
This is a millennial board faggot. Go back to ticktac tindergram or whatever government brainwashing app you braindead retard watches all day
>>
BRANDON MILLER A FUCKING DAWG
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good shit miller
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>>154228926
your heat are about to lose lmao
>>
If the Heat choke this away….
>>
Damn, I just watched from the last 4 minute
KKK crapped the bed huh?
>>
>>
it's fucking over
>>
Herro is a cold ass white boy
>>
This isn't basketball this is just a glorified 3 point memechuck contest. Both these teams should be in the lottery. Garbage ass dog shit league
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>need a 3
Give it to Lamelo "The Clutch Factor" Ball
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God please make Miami lose this game and give us a top 5 pick I’m tired of this MID Culture
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>16-51
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HEAT CULTURE
>>
COBY
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
WE GOING TO OVERTIME
>>
heat are blowing it
>>
bulls let this demon go for nothing
>>
what was that dogshit play u have 11 seconds not .1 seconds
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do a kel el ware pick and pop
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COBY WHITE

ALSO SCREW THIS CAPTCHA
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>Hornets losing
kek faggot ass bandwagon pussies finally put in their place...AND we get to see Cryami get raped by Philly or Orlando, things are right in the world.
>>
WHAT A BEAST!
>>
how the fuck does he hit that shot... herro game winner
>>
NIGGA WTF
>>
AHAHAHAHAAH ANOTHER HEAT CHOKE (TM)
>>
THEY'RE GONNA RUIN MY BRACKET
>>
hornets heat game 7 is the best playoffs we're going to get for a few weeks
>>
>Tyler KWAB
>>
YOU ONLY NEEDED TWO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERRO
>>
not a
>Herro
>>
>zerro
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>>154228965
He wouldve been fouled mathlet
Fuck the slowass capcha for ruining this thread
>>
OVERTIME LET'S GO!!!
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why didn't herro drive when they were in the bonus
>>
Aura filled game which means the Blazers-Suns game is gonna be a stinker
>>
Please God just end this dogshit game already. I haven't watched much NBA this year and now I remember why
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yet another incredibly low iq play by herro. He really is the epitome of why the heat are stuck
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>HERRO FOR THR
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NO WAY CHARLOTTE LOSING
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THANK YOU COBY WHITE PLEASE END OUR FUCKING SEASON
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Play in games should not have OT and both teams should be eliminated :)
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>>154228994
aura farming, now they're gonna lose
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>>154228790
Kon, the greatest shooting rookie ever, vanished when his team needed him the most.
Now watch Kon still get ROTY LOL
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Rename that team the Miami Choke, lmao
>>
Uhhhh Heat Homos??
>>
wemby woulda blocked that
>>
>
>>
lamelo and friends might actually do it
>>
it's over, we're back: the game
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w/e hornets get bounced next game anyways
>>
This is wild. Bam scored 83 points and cant even get to the playoffs. Shades of Kobe.
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>erm ackshually the Hornets aren't a good team!
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Pete in my walls
>>
The hornies are gonna win this
>>
Davion a demon
>>
both teams are dogshit but somehow this is more entertaining than watching lequeen
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Your ROTY, Kon Nipple.
Hooper Flagg would never.
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thank you amazon
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Lamelo is 2-16 from 3 and still +19 kek
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>technical difficulties
t..thanks amazon
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Fucking lol
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HEAT SUCK DICK

>technical difficulties from amazon

THANKS BEZOS
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>technical difficulties
amazon prime is trash
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>last possession
>this shit pops up
Silver kill yourself and your product please
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>Prime
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>"Charlotte has been a great franchise, it's just been dormant"
>statistically has the fourth worst win loss record of any franchise
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Lamelo owns the shithole of Miami
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>technical difficulties
I guess its not just 4chan
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>Techincal Difficulties
kek amazon you retards
>>
We back
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>>154229074
...be in the post-season
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Joke of a sport
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Yo Skitz hop on Discord so we can laugh at you
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LMAOOOOO LAMELO
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just watch the highlights bro
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HEAT HATERS SUCK ON THIS
>>
oh jesus christ no wonder the heat lost. dirty ass melo took bam out the game. bamGOD only played 10 minutes. dirty dirty dirty
>>
>LaMelo travels
>LaMelo kills other players
>LaMelo crashes pedestrians
>Nothing happens
Is LaMelo the NBA poster boy?
HOLY SHIT HERRO WHAT A DUMB FUCK
>>
Ohnononono ball....
>>
real nailbitter
another overtime
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idk who is more retarded, lamelo or herro
>>
I have prime but I watch better stream
>>
2nd OT berhaps?
>>
lasmello ball single handedly throwing this 1
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>playoffs
>elimnation games
>sport so dead theres no thread for the games and its just in the general
>>
>decides your game with FTs
>>
why did he foul that was a clear miss
>>
I'm using Prime and it's working fine here
Must be American server thingy
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>>154228987
>>154228986
you faggots were saying? hahahaha
>>
>heat culture
>>
Hornets win
Lamelo is the most schizophrenic player in the league
>>
IT'S OVER HEAT BROS MASS SUICIDE TOMORROW IN FRONT OF KASEYA
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>>154229126
/thread
>>154229138
point at this guy and laugh
>>
HORNIES WIN

New
>>154229141
>>
WTF
>>
MY HORNIES
>>
>CRYAMI WEEP
KWAB
>>
lolheat
amazing game
>>
That's a kino finish
Good game
>>
OH NONONONONONO
>>
FUCK THE HEAT RIP BOZOS
>>
Heat suck dick. Jimmy Butler was too good for these bums
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>>154229124
REDEEMED
>>
>>
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
>>
WHAT THE FUCK SPO
YOU DUMB FUCKING CHINK YOU HAD A TIME OUT
KILL YOURSELF
>>
HERRO NO!
>>
>CRYAMI WEAP
>>154228680
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF KIILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
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>>154229138
heat sissy? you ok?
>>
"How'd you get this win?" By injuring Bam of course
>>
wow they took out their best player and won
craaazyyy
and needed miracle ball the whole way through
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>>154229180
I'm not even a Cryami fan...I just want to see the Charlotte Zoomers lose...can't wait for these faggots to get raped next game.
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>>154229187
>"How'd you get this win?"
By scoring more points of course.
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if bam played they would have blown out the hornets by 50 lol. howd that not even get a flagrant 1 no less 2? bam would have scored 90 on you fags
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Mark Williams owns these faggots.
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That was the first NBA game I've watched all season
I'm calling it the technical difficulties game also fuck this slow ass captcha
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detroit hornets is gonna be kino
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>>154229177
>needed to injure the other team's best player just to win by 1 in overtime to get to play a 2nd play in game
>zoomer gloats as if they won a championship
Everything wrong with the modern NBA fan right here
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>>154229306
I bet you thought Malice in the Palace was a terrible tragedy, right?
Physical violence is part of the NBA itself. Your 80 year old dementia ass needs to kick the bucket already. No one wants you here.
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What the fuck is going on with the site?
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>>154230277
Israel

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