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EUROPA LEAGUE QUARTER-FINAL
>Thursday 16th April 2026
21:00 Aston Villa - Bologna (3-1)
CONFERENCE LEAGUE QUARTER-FINAL
>Thursday 16th April 2026
21:00 Fiorentina - Crystal Palace (0-3)
SERIE A ROUND 33
>Friday 17th April 2026
18:30 US Sassuolo - Como
20:45 Inter - Cagliari
>Saturday 18th April 2026
15:00 Udinese - Parma
18:00 Napoli - S.S. Lazio
20:45 AS Roma - Atalanta
>Sunday 19th April 2026
12:30 Cremonese - Torino
15:00 Hellas Verona FC - AC Bbilan
18:00 Pisa - FC Genoa
20:45 Juventus - Bologna
>Monday 20th April 2026
20:45 Lecce - Fiorentina
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Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local tummybrothel and stay Hormuzpilled
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Pragmunny
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Craniometry of Jacques Moretti: changing a flat surname to a truncated one doesn't change his ethnicity; the subject is Italian, not French, a particularly pigmented, mountain-bred Mediterranean-Danarian with a southern grin, somewhere between Spalletti and Italian/Di Carlo.
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What's the evolutionary impetus behind feeling a strong need to racemix?
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Cancerman is up
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Post a player you'd like to do this to.
Hard mode: not Barella or Leao
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Juventus plan an ambitious transfer market and these are some of the names that interest them:
- Robert Lewandowski.
- Leon Goretzka.
- Bernardo Silva.
- Alisson.
- Darwin Núñez.
- Kim Min-Jae.
- Riccardo Calafiori.
Not everyone at Juventus is convinced that Muharemović is a "top club" defender. #Juventus
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>a team with Lookman, Ruggeri, Nico Gonzalez and Molina is going to play the UCL final in your lifetime
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>>154227254
He already did his job on the first leg, all he had to do for this one was being a press dog and he did just that.
>>154227511
The thing with Nico is that Cholo plays him as a fullback and his job is to just stay on the box blocking shots, sometimes running around like a headless chicken until he can pass the ball to someone who knows how to play football.
Also Musso, Musso is also going to that final.
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Why is my novia so beautiful la /seriea/?
Let me know in the comments, down below.
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Romanistii at least online ones are special, if not very retarded.
The club brings long term project coach well known to build strong foundations and work well to develop young talents even when the same guy is known to have the PR of a turd, and now Romanistii want the club to change the manager, yet again, because the guy keeps whining because he can't properly compete for UCL spots and silverware without proper transfers for a competitive and deep squad.
It's as if the Roma was angling for the scudetto every single year Gasperini spent building Atalanta from the ground up.
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Jj plays next week I think
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this is me absolutely not testing the new captcha
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>Sandro Mazzola: "Inter's Italian players still get me thrilled, even though we failed to qualify for the World Cup and that's a huge disappointment. Not so much for me, I've played in and watched so many tournaments, but for my grandchildren, who can't dream the way the kids of the past did. This time we were a bit unlucky, especially with our defender... I don’t understand this about Bastoni: why is everyone picking on him? What did he do that was so bad? Everyone makes mistakes; players on every team do, but only Inter players face this kind of relentless criticism. The only thing I can tell him is: keep your head up and get back on track right away."
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Testing, notifying everyone that Elle’s new show is up and that they’re pink and that flat chests = best chests.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I'm 100000% sure trying to rebuild Spalletti's riomma from 10 years ago will help >us win relevant trophies, absolutely nothing and I repeat nothing will go terribly wrong
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A Lazarus Pit’d Nainggolan would unironically fix Jj.
Which kind of begs the question: who was the better player between Vidal and Nainggolan?
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>>154231803
Vidal was actually pretty skillful. Nainggolan was just knuckleheaded agression. First played for Juve, Bayern, Barcelona. The other for Roma, Inter, Cagliari. That should give you a hint about their quality.
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wtf
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>>154232574
most ego-stroked footballer ever, not even TSU was this flagrant, sat on an undeserved starting spot in buyern and germany for years because he’ll have their senatori start a revolt if he doesn’t get what he wants
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Med student diagnosis?
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>>154232899
But dude, muh sweeper keeper role-defining style
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>>154234210
you don't enjoy anything, do you? even shitposting must be a burden for you
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tonight's buncha teams are piss shits
Patetico might actually win it for real (inb4 real madrid) this year
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>>154234321
no, I'm pretty sure you try it by habit now, not enjoyment
>>154234404
I know, let me feed it a bit
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>>154234641
More like the retard price increase since being unable to do mercato is a prerequisite if you want to join jJ's board
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Look I'm just saying that it's literally impossible that the greatest goalkeeper of all time Gigi Puffon could possibly have conceded 4 whole pears in a Champions League final, I don't care how much you insist, fine I'm going to Google it right now just to prove you wro-
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Arsene Wenger
Getting rid of the away goals rule
How do you compensate for playing the second leg away?
And if the match is tied at after 90 minutes that means an even bigger advantage for the team playing at home in the second leg
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Most errors leading to an opposition goal in the UCL knockout stage matches since Manuel Neuer made his debut in the competition (2007/08):
• 10 – Manuel Neuer
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• 3 – André Onana, David Alaba, Iker Casillac, Keylor Navas, Loris Karius, Petr Čech, Vicente Guaita, Łukasz Piszczek
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Sleep tight /seriewatnou/
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>>154225757
>>Thursday 16th April 2026
>21:00 Aston Villa - Bologna (3-1)
>>Thursday 16th April 2026
>21:00 Fiorentina - Crystal Palace (0-3)
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>bossnia's new job is so gruelling that he only has time to think about Juventus FC come midnight
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They were pointing out that he's a paedophilic warlord and not an exemplary character worthy of emulation.
Of course they will scream Baal! Baal! but if they took a moment for self reflection and introspection they'll know it's "Allah"*
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Nadia is interista!
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>Italy: adding insult to injury, Euro 2032 at risk. Stadium concerns mount; six crucial months ahead. FIGC must soon submit the five venues that will host the tournament’s matches and at present only the Juventus Stadium is ready. With no substantial guarantees for the future, the possibility that UEFA could revoke the bid is not far-fetched.
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>dude just pass back to the keeper
>and inside the six yard box
>and with a direct back pass toward the goalmouth
>with no opponent near you
in an footy academy that isn't run by and for the well-connected, this would have been punished with a number of wedgies
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meant to reply to >>154240365
im just retarded all-around today
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Battoclitti
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Which is the scared marmot?
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Belgio #1's reply to this?!
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>>154240678
Interista, muslim and policewoman but she also has some flaws
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>>154241084
>1 Million musolinocoins
Nothingburger
Fortunately the investigation hasn't leaked any more wiretaps to the press, otherwise those living north of Florence are in for a rough time
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>>154241418
anyway there was no need for Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commisso_%27ndrina
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Jj
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Business ideas : printing non-injury prone players
printing new stadiums
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Intrasting
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It's up
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the greekposter looks like THAT?!
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BELGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we might be getting a greek meme after all
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wtf I will download your mod
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>>154243641
Why is Chiellini posing with Josh Brolin's manlet cousin?
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>>154243708
it's Resident Evil 5's coop mode obviously
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*releases on July 9*
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>>154245226
What is it about a (((certain))) class of Italian coaches that insists on squatting? Is this what they're teaching at the Coverciano?
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>>154245382
the 'street shitter' drill is just one of the highly specialized training techniques that have been effectively implemented at Coverciano over the past twenty years
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Yes but that was before they went bald not the othe way around
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>Elkann is among the potential buyers of Botafogo (Financial Times)
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jimbo wales can't believe it
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>>154246206
as much as this should be illegal, it would be a huge advantage if you’re smart about it and scout outside the Brazilian Serie A. Other Sudaca leagues and BR lower divisions sell their players for peanuts. B Teams are ridiculously OP if you’re smart but the only club that uses them well is Brighton, Chelsea find good players for Strasbourg but they end up throwing them away to make room for the ones they buy for the main club.
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>The name of a new American prospect has appeared on the radar of Juventus CEO Damien Comolli and sporting director Ottolini. The player who has caught the Bianconeri’s attention is Michael Lavaughn Robinson, left winger of D.C. United, and could join the team next summer
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>NEW: Alessandro Bastoni and Barcelona already have an AGREEMENT. The LaLiga side now need to match #Inter’s demands in order for the defender to join them.
>Barcelona would want to insert one or two players as counterparts into the deal.
I can't lie man, if Marmotta actually gets like 50 millies and a good player in counterpart this might be the deal of the century, those guys play with a back 4 and he shits himself when having to defend lmfao
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>>154250763
Cancelo-Bastoni-Araujo-Koundé with a high line, I'm not even joking I think that Openda could score a hattie against this if he just starts running from the midfield
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That or Van der Ven from them but I rate the baby talento
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bwoah that's a good discount
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>>154250791
Van De Ven is impressive, but also super reliant on his pace because he can’t really defend if you look where he actually comes flying in from. Doesn’t help that his hamstrings are made out of speculaas either.
Not to mention his sister and mother are very likely to be the same person, considering his background. And he thinks he’s hot shit, do you want that attitude around your club?
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>>154250895
I don't know why but I feel like he could do pretty well under Spalletti if he stops being very injury prone, pace merchant in defence could put some speed in the build up especially in a 3atb. Knowing this club he'd probably spend his time at the JMedical though.
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no foreigners pls. more italian players ty
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it's that time of the year again
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You could sell your crypto stash and save Ternana from bankruptcy, you could have a coffee with Claudia Rizzo and tell her about the ngubu talents you scouted in Serie D and the Bulgarian striker from your FM save that you swear is the next Bojinov. But you won’t.
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>Zaniolo to Jj rumor
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Serie A is basically Eredivisie/Primeira Liga now. Just a farm country where the likes of Pioli, Gasperini, Italiano try to grow a decent crop of players to sell to the lords of Spain and England. Juventus players dream of playing for Real Betis and West Ham nowadays.
But it's a hard life; just to stay afloat the allenatores have to keep hiring farmhands; balkan/african journeymen in their late twenties/early thirties - but this also prevents player development.
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why did ranieri make this mess public, with gasp you do have some chances to make it to the champions league next year : inter will change players, milan wil probably still have max +cl football , napoli same or maybe conte to the NT, como might have financial fairplay..., juve will be a big problem but still
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>>154252985
it’s unironically smarter to side Gasp and just let him run a dictatorship, the skeleton of a good team is already there even with the inconsistent results. it’d be a bad idea to blow it all up and go for an inferior coach