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Ducci names be like
>don't yell

>bbilan could unironically finish out of the top4

Mo Andrea isn't a ladies' name?

negru

>>154189122
godo

>>154189122
Most of the team's moral support (Twinkazzo) was lost when the situationship in the Middle East blew up

>Juventus have already agreed on terms with Jeremie Boga over long term contract; he’s keen on staying.
>€5m buy option clause from OGC Nice, available from June with Juventus planning to make it happen.
t.Jeremizio Bogano

>>154189177
The timing is curious he vanished around the same time as the first Iranian missiles hit tel aviv

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Vinny Italian raters could be here...

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Thoughts on the Gone Holm performance?

>>154189414
Arguably the best player on the pitch, could have had two assists and looked solid

>according to erik van haren (de telegraaf), ferrari is keeping an eye on the max situation.
>it's also being reported (but apparently, not by de telegraaf) that ferrari thinks it's possible that lewis might wanna retire after 2027. in this case, the most logical option would be promoting ollie to ferrari.
>but, max is also being seen as an option to team up with charles.
I would unironically support Ferrari if it happens

>>154189391
>tel aviv
more tel amuort amirite heh

>>154189140
What else does the industriousness of New Amsterdam have in store for us? The incorrect transliteration of "Don't traffic" passed off as a first name?

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based always rated you

/gif/idea spatial rocketbabey

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/k/ idea: F1 but with fighter jets

Serie Ace Combat

Crans Aviv

>ate chicken nuggets for the first time in my life
>they're slop
autists lied to me

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>meanwhile in /bundes/

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>The Italian court Tribunale di Milano has sentenced Luca Lucci, the former leader of AC Milan’s “Curva Sud” ultras, to 18 years and eight months in prison after finding him guilty of leading an international drug trafficking network.
why north italians are so wicked?

>>154189042
enjoy the never ending banter era and celebrating a top 4 so you can gather enough funds to prepare a transfer window to aim for a top 4 finish the following year kek, who knew strisciate could take provincialismo to such new heights.

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>On June 17, 2025, former Inter Milan Curva Nord leader Andrea Beretta was sentenced by a Milan judge to 10 years in prison for the murder of fellow ultra Antonio Bellocco
what the fuck is wrong with polentoni?

>>154191153
>>154191189
The city of Milan attracts filth like nothing else and promotes a distorted, criminal mindset that has been ruining, amont other things, Italian football for a long time

>>154191001
Tendies>>>>Nugs

>>154191169
>politely list the blights plaguing italian football and figc for at least twenty years

>"xG apology"
>"muh belgiuoco"
>"haha banter era"
>"ee strisciate"
>"provincialismo!"
>"muh never ending cycle of mediocrity, serves you right"
the true mark of an underdeveloped person
you're the reason why italy has a plethora of football podcasts that beat around the bush overanalyzing the smallest, meaningless detail without noticing the elephant in the room to realize how things just keep getting worse

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What the fuck did Kean mean by this

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Sleep tight /seriea/, MASSIVE day for [redacted] tomorrow

>Union Berlin have a woman coach
Who will be the first serie ass club to try this gimmick? My bets are on either Genoa or Venezia (assuming they’re promoted and in the league at some point)

>>154191701
American funds love this kind of bullshit, so it'll most likely be a club controlled by one of those golems

>>154191701
bbilan caretaker coach after allnegru

>>154191771
how could I have forgotten about Parma, they’ll find some enby with a pixie cut that writes serie a yaoi in her spare time once Cuestaball runs its course

>Watch a random episode of air crash investigation
>It’s an Africa episode
>The first officer went to the toilet
>The captain fell asleep in the cockpit
>The first officer couldn’t get back in
grim

>>154191395
he ain't beating the "negrus tongue my anus" allegations with that exchange

>>154191395
>"Mettiti la lingua in culo sennò te la metto io"
The Serie A yaoi is apparently already being written

>>154191843
Nvm the captain changed the door code and deliberately crashed it

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>>154191998
Captain America at it again

>>154192121
kek

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Ok, hear me out...

>>154191153
>Lucci
>North Italian
Anon, I...

>>154191189
>Andrea Beretta
he killed a ndranghetista boss, what was he thinking

>>154198763
He was hoping for a favourable on field review by Doveri at AVAR

>Jonathan Rowe is now valued at €50m by Bologna. The Italian club had bought him for 19.5 M€ from OM this summer. Premier League clubs are already on Rowe. [L’Equipe]
Remember it’s not about 3-5-2 vs 4-3-3, or wingers vs wingbacks in a vacuum, it’s about being able to scam vs not being able to scam. The rich prem clubs will easily spunk €40m+ on Jayden Olajide-Lennon, the tricky young English winger who found his feet at Sassuolo, but they’ll never do the same for Franchino’s cousin Paolo, the 26 year old Serie B journeyman wingback who got 10 goals and 12 assists at Torino in his first top flight season - the optics just aren’t there.

>>154199045
>>154199052
thanks for reminding me what junk to avoid on the telly duccio (even though you could have done it at a less ungodly hour than 7am on a sunday)

>>154199269
Chiellini please buy Franchinos cousin

>>154198763
>ultras
>thinking

>>154199269
>26 year old
sentenced to 5 years in primavera, then he might be ready for the first team

>>154196027
Y'know, even if >we end third, the chances of a 3rd place team getting handed the scudetto aren't null knowing Serie Ass' history

>>154199269
It's not a question of optics, EPL clubs have to field a certain amount of english players so those command a premium.

>>154191395
He wants to tongue his ass, what's so difficult to understand?

>>154200306
Can only happen if the first and second placed teams get caught heavily rigging tho

Thiago Motta fucking lost.
Allegri fucking won.

>>154191351
Shitalians literally have no idea what a chicken tender is

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Maradona.

>>154201222
wtf I love AI now?

>Crippa won the prestigious Paris Marathon
>we are going to farm medals at the race walking world championships

Convert to athletics

Do NOT get caught crippa walking on piru street

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How exactly was this not a pen for Atalanta?

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lmao

Late
I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Ruslan Malinovsky

>>154201422
The ball was stopped by the DNA™

>>154201324
>named Crippa
>is Ethiopian
...

BERARDI PEDOFILO
BERARDI PEDOFILO ALÈ
C'HAI GLI OCCHIALI DA SOLE
SI UN MORTO DEL CAZZO
BERARDI PEDOFILO ALÈ

The match hasn't even started and DAZN is already fucked

>Nesta Elphege
why is he called Nesta and more importantly who?

>>154202369
he's a big proponent of the nestorian credo

pavma pls do the needfull

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In honour of the Kelly clean sheet, I made a tart as brown as him using speculaas. First time making a braided lattice like this, hope it’s gud when it cools off

>>154202416
Duccio has made a pastiera for Easter, we'll make a neapolitan out of you yet

>>154202416
why do you shill for absolute garbage (not the taart)

>>154202416
The platonic friend might get insulted

>>154202416
what about spetteguless

>blockade hormuz in an attempt to unblock hormuz which wasnt blocked before your own jewish spergout
calcio moments for this feel?

>>154202657
Defender fucks up and passes to the opposition, then makes a red card in an attempt to recover?
Or attempted clearance that hits someone and ends up in the goal

>>154202657
dybala not renewing but actually yes but in reality not

I’m back and I must say frogland>pastaland
Sorry bros

>>154202740
We are all still waiting for Dybala to get unlocked

>>154202804
Malen will win the golden boot and we'll still be waiting

>Brobbey is 24
he looks like a Boko Haram fighter in his late 40s

>Beaten by a dozen youths, he dies in front of his partner and 11-year-old son. He had asked them not to throw bottles at the shop window.


no but you see we need more ahmeds for the NT goy

>>154203256
KWAB why are shitalians so weak

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You now remember Bram "Das Coomer" Nuytinck the Udinese legend

>game ending can't attack or pull out lantern bug
>Storage chests randomly despawned
Well that was fun

>spurs

negro moment

Danilo jumpscare

just saw Parma's goal, absolute state of Nabule's defense

>>154203956
What do you think they should have done?

Parma's culo this year will be generational, in due time it will be recognized and remembered as the most culo any team has ever profited from in a season.

Carlos Culo

considering this draw seals the title even more if I were Marotta I would fix the match to give Como 3 points and fuck over Milan.

>Nabule is 6 points away
cam on Buciano >we can get them

>>154204278
Let's not make cheese before we milk the cow

bblan missing out on the top 4 would be hilarious fra

>>154204440
With Allegri they will not

>The Zerby

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lmao they had to refball

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>>154204616
Friendly fire?

>>154204616
you wanted this >>154204724 to be given as a penalty? Lmao switch to badminton

>>154204724
I've seen enough: rigore paa Riomma

is there a Romolo Freuler out there?

>>154204920
No it's never a pen for me, but lesser handballs have turned into penalties therefore that should've been one as well

>>154204920
If it was De Ligt it would have been given

Content idea:

Natives vs. Immigrants football match.

The stakes:

If the natives win the game all the immigrants lose their legal residency as soon as the final whistle is blown and get deported out of the country right away from the stadium.

If the immigrants win they gain nationality and passports right away as soon as the final whistle is blown.

The head of state will be at the stadium and sign the decree making it official as soon as the game is finished.

The winning team will then lift the signed decree in celebration instead of a trophy.

>>154205410
>you fucked up before so you should keep fucking up and not fix your mistakes

>>154205440
Is this a new Mr. Jeest youtube video?

>>154205462
Mr. Yeast would wish he had this good content ideas.

Just absolutely love watching Rayan Cherki play, makes everything better. Every team playing the same way, blocking everything, matches grinding into bore-fests and then Cherki is so good in tiny tight spaces that he speeds it up or pings a pass or does something magic to open things up.

He could have been yours Grimolli...

>>154205457
Yes, I unironically think that. Changing the ruleset and the criteria for awarding handball penalties halfway through the season is the stupidest thing they could do.
I 10000% agree that they need to fix this issue but only starting from next season, otherwise you end up ruining the league by no longer awarding penalties that had previously been “incorrectly” given, which had already disadvantaged or benefited other teams.
By current season's standards, that's a clear penalty.

strait of sborrmuz is peak comedy

Tottenham Hormuz

>>154205602
Honestly, I don't see a world where he comes to Italy instead of going to Citeh lmfao

>>154205602
goding the future Arteta sfanculation so hard

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>>154205703
Literally show any French player this pic and they'll come

>>154205724
For younger players it might be better to show a pic of Pogba in a Jj kit tbqh

Business idea: if doddenham goes down >we should get gulu back

>>154205724
why would a foreign zoomer join a league where ndrangheta and camorra are speedrunning its deathbed? this isn't 1996 anymore

>>154205753
the idea of Gulu>>>>>>>>the player Gulu

>>154205764
literally perfect for my delusionposting

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Paterno Calcio - Milazzo, Serie D. On the mossy field of Falcone-Borsellino stadium with the Etna in the distance. None of this building from the base and belgiuco, this is pure, unvarnished calcio.

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>>154205931

>>154205764
based where do we sign

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You now remember Papu Gomez

>>154205931
>roofed grandstand
>pitch not made of clay from the Samnite Wars
>enough parking space for the duty ambulance
>locker rooms with electricity
How luxurious

sinner won

/ck/idea gehaktballen stroopwafel with hagelslag

>>154205998
his cough syrup, whatever happened there

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>>154200154

Jjust's own Shia LaBeouf scored a banger

>>154205607
I get your point, but they've changed the criteria for 2-3 matchdays now, since they had to humiliate themselves at open var for two weeks in a row.

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Predict the net increase/decrease of Pio's transfermarkt value after tonight

>Expected in the next days a crucial meeting between Claudio Ranieri and Gian Piero Gasperini to discuss their plans for AS Roma’s 2026/27. Several sources have a feeling that only one will remain at Roma from June… [Schira]
damn

Should have left Koopmeiners in Bergamo and pretended the deal never happened.

>>154206753
>ayo [+5mil on transfermarkt]
*smacks lips*
>hol up play [+10mil]
*wins a throw in*
>we mondialz n shieet [ten positive comments on the discussion and upwards adjustment of the contract]
*sneezes and snots toward the opponent's goal*
>cuz we wuz triplete mufuggas got damn [Adani and Trevisani cream themselves]
*cheers as a teammate earned a penalty kick*
>lemme take dis one coach [cheerleading intensifies with pieces about his determination amidst adversity]
*skies it*
>shieeeeet niggazzurros [+5mil on transfermarkt and 50k followers gained on betsson dot sport]

Iraniano haters real quite tonight

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>>154206944
Top kek

>Endrick being pushed out of Lyon
reminder that there are people ITT who don’t believe in the prophecy yet

ayo, hook a nigga up with a stream? mr eni has been busy

>>154207311
https://strmd.link/

total fabrefag death

>>154207336
based

Reminder that every single honest view Serie A gets from (you) is an endorsement that helps the negrazzurri parasites survive longer and ruin Italian football worse than at Zenica

>>154207334
no luck. Dem agcom niggas found out about /fmhy at last it seems

>>154207485
They finally figured out how to block things beyond the DNS block? If not, just set Cloudfalre or Quad9 as your DNS.

You shouldn't be using your ISP servers anyways

>Ambrosini seething at the Bastoni booing
kwab

>>154207541
AGCOM has been ordering Cloudflare to block streams within minutes of notifying them for months now, the CEO tweeted about it and announced he was gonna sue.

Were Di Marco's skills in his disappearing hairline and now he's shit?

Just checked DAZN main page out of curiosity. Is anyone really paying 47 euro monthly for serieass?

>>154207674
Every single building in Castellammare di Stabia is, many are paying this

Massa has to be the most loyal knight of the palace

greatest wingback in the world btw

ynr frapessi muttuidi swap rumors

incredibile defending from the Bastoni - Dimarco duo of wonders

Completely missing the ball with the sforbiciata and hitting Dumfries in the face is pretty funny

>>154207843
Wasn't that just about their familial DNA via the sister?

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this is going to be as much of a slurpfest as the Coppa Italia fixture isn't it

Inter's pressing is so tragic I'm actually wondering if they are this finished or if they want to perculate Milan

based dumfries

did he just make up a non existent offside?

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Watching Adriana Chechik stream Crimson Desert is more exciting than this so far tbqh. And somehow the game is less buggy than Serie A refereeing with these imagined offsides.

>Muriqi segna altri due gol, sale a quota 21 in questo campionato, e diventa il massimo marcatore della storia del Maiorca superando un certo Samuel Eto’o
Holy fuck lmfao

is inter this shit or is como this good?

Does Dimarco think this is CL final? Why is he playing so badly?

oh wow what a thrilling result....if this stays like that inter lead will be down to just 35 points

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>>154208031
>even when playing vidya she's willingly walking into a gangbang of percussions

I genuinely would like to see someone post a a certified picture with the kidnapped balls to know what happened to them

Kidnappingballbros... we are so back

>>154208088
Thoughts on Rayo Vallecano 3 - 0 AEK Athens?

thuram cant play with anyone other than lauti

>>154208113
He's just helping out pius by marking him so he gets used to it

>>154208111
was this match held at games of the mediterranean before a crowd of 100?

>>154208111
thoughts on shakhtar donetsk 3-0 az alkmaar?

respect to the lone Como fan that found the location of the dazn microphones and kept shouting obscenities when Bastoni got the ball so far.

Denzel can't win with these cats

>>154208157
Made me send hilarous ABKeesSmit memes to my AZ supporting colleague

Orbanbros... we lost

>>154208113
refer to my posts on here about how awful he is since his en avant guingamp days he had 9 goals and 6 of those were penalties

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will
il dimash
il bare
il basto
frattesi's exultation
pious expositus
manage to turn the match around, just as they did in the double-header against Bodo/Glimt?

Scudetto is secured, now its time to ruin Bbilan's chances of CL. Can't even be mad desu

borgo dio

>sommerd
how did a manlet like that ever make it to the top level?

these guys are tragic, entire defense just gets bypassed by claviculat

Reminder that Roma lost 5-2 against these guys

Inter is such a joke of a team. You have crosses that you practised at training and still concede

Bastoni and Dimarco in all their splendor kek

Love me some fukin' huff ball

goal of the flag right there, gg wp inda

>could hear the fans near the stairs to the locker room trash talking Bastoni
ihihih

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>mfw I field a back 5 but 2 of those can't defend

Udinese went unbeaten against Coomo and Atalanta, and even beat bbilan 3-0 away, get those guys in Yurop they'll save calcio

Based Thuram trying to help his brother out

>>154208302
Clachivular confirmed as >150 IQ

>>154208203
JD Vance is the Mick Jagger of elections

>>154208171
Writing the same post on /seriea/ and arsocca is such weird behaviour, why even use an anonymous board at that point?

>>154208313
>ynr super udinese with di natale, asamoah, handanovic, isla
>ynr bootleg super udinese with andrea sottil trying to meme them into italian leicester before deulofeu got injured and the whole thing fell apart after

>Ronaldinho barely speaking Italian in a U power work shoes ad
fever dream tier

Fabregas getting 2nd place in serie ass with some random serie b team and some homeless la massia rejects he found begging for food outside Milan central station

>>154208345
Chivu winning the scudetto is such a low point for serie a, maybe lower than missing the world cup 3 times

>>154208345
I have zero clue what that is kek and I don't even want to know where you're from.

>>154208406
This is such a reactionary take. For sure Pioli's Bbilan was way worse, first that comes to mind.

>>154208420
Pioli's team didn't need a North Korea tier apparatus to do their bidding, bank guarantees from the Cayman Islands to sign up for the league, Sauron as AIA’s conductor of draws for the fixtures, and a bunch of cowards who wet their nappies the moment they step outside the borders

>>154208419
https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1sjmodw/match_thread_como_vs_internazionale/oft37cj/
You're saying this isn't you?

>>154208419
>>154208420
I have a suspicion it’s people who bet and vent their frustration. No joke the threads look just like esport twitch chats when their bets don’t go their way.

>>154208404
he is playing with caqueret roma doesnt have a single midfielder whos better than him, both in terms of experience and talent

>>154208365
the only good udinese was the one with iaquinta di natale muntari

>>154208474
>30 // Torino // Juventino
Lmao

>>154208474
no lol, I've only ever used plebbit for porn and I don't have an account

my boy Jacobo finna dab on negrazzurri

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Every post is a bot dead Internet is real

Unpopular opinion: that Udinese team is undeservedly overrated because of FIFA and also because it took advantage of the low standard of Serie A in those years, when even Chievo, Livorno and Empoli managed to qualify for European competitions

scouting r/soccer for new shitposting talent Como-style

>Buttez

hahahahahaha Como is such a meme team

fabrica thoroughly exposed

based tikus heard my complaints and wants to stick it to me

based negram

>Kempf
>Buttez

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>>154208682

two RAMs were damaged during the AI generation of this brace

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I don't remember seeing this level of retarded defending so often

why are they blaming main kempf? Buttez was never getting to the ball before turam and if he doesn't try to control it turam still lobs it past the retard frog

>>154208700
dude build out of the back lmao

>>154208715
>why are they blaming main kempf
Because of that whimpy touch right before, if he hits it better the ball goes out for a throw in instead of into Thruam's feet.

Zielinski should have gotten a red, he was way late and just went through the opponent's leg to hit his knee.
Watch him score the winner with a long shot now.

>>154208700
The Neuer style of goalkeeping and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

can they stop inventing fouls where there are none?

Pio was on the field?

Didn't even realize Pio Esposito was on the field, his transfermarkt valuation won't like this.
t.guilleelpapa

dumfriessss

>coomo

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Based DD2 putting Jj in the CL spots.

only Como knows how they managed to lose this match lol

>>154208829
yeah I'm keeping my eyes on him, dude sounds like a regular of /seriea/

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Based Thuram doing fuck all whole season except this match

>>154208845
doesn't matter, fibreglass will still whinge like a retard in the interviews citing the worst excuses in the xG apologist's repertoire

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I've seen Dumfries score this far post header so many times for Oranje kek

Cristiano drumfaldo

>fast-paced tiki taka gimmick only to get fucked by the Thuram-Dumfries duo fed with crosses
Can't even judge Fabregas cause I saw the likes of Bayern and Farca get gotten by that last season desu

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Well well well

Three more setpiece habbenings and the hand of the Coomsday Clock will move to the fateful 11.59 pm

The Jj supporter "BadGoy1992"? Very 4chinz-coded username

Como has done nothing this half, will media pretend it was a Chivu tactical masterclass?

>it's yet another episode of the worse squad dominating but losing because they have more retarded players at the individual level and the better team can afford to get away with it at the domestic level
not a problem btw

>>154208955
chivu stole their mojo

>>154208962
Have you kept the receipt so you can get a refund for this match?

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>>154208975

>>154208975
the brown man whinges on

kek

>>154208903
Miriambros...

seeing Cesc sad is godium fuel

Como has broken its programming, they're making crosses and shooting on goal instead of passing and dribbling

did they just use var to correct a corner kick call in Inter's favor despite not being allowed to do so?

Denzel Seedorf

Fiberglass needs to find a set piece coach, wtf was that lol

who takes the blame

going to sleep

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Denzel Justus Morris Dumfries, I kneel.

>>154209150
er palazzo trying to keep the pesky lovable Como from winning

Giganegrus on set pieces are a modern day cheat code, Sborretti >we need this

>>154209148
>implying
possession cretins completely deny the existence of set-piece play anon, they are terrified of them

No more bully van de brapt

>take off Bastoni and Dimarco
>starting playing better and winning
Wow, I didn't know that

>bragging about scoring 4 against Como when you get subbed off
grim tbqh

>>154209210
> forgetting Esposito Pio in the list of the players subbed off
I see your narrative

What did jesus do to fiberglass

>>154209150
the iracy dome

if I were a ref I would demand compensation for the public opinion damage Massa causes every time he steps on a football pitch.

Half of Inter. including the bench, is on a yellow

>they fell for the coomo meme

>>154209411
It's allowed as long as they don't say 'nihao' and hurt their feelings

signor massa, please report to my burrow after the match

is that really a foul? He just kicked him in the thigh after shooting the ball

we hebben een serieus gaem

>manlet goalkeeprs

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*saves Jj's CL dreams*

is there one Como player that can score a header?

I'm gonna need Marotta to explain what his plan is because I'm very confused by this refereeing

>>154209503
yeah, but you have to take them to a gay bar to find out

>I'm gonna need Marotta to explain what his plan is because I'm very confused by this refereeing being all over the place.
t. GuillermoPapa

This dude is actually taking the piss

Alan Partridge: Guillermo Papa

50M for a GK and a CB an Como can fight for the title if this is still the state of Inter, Juve and Milan next season

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3 points earned on Como and total Fabregas death

>>154209604
Aren't they losing Paz to some sort of buyback clause with Real? Replacing him will be nigh impossible

>>154209604
If they get to European football they're gonna have to follow balance rules so not only they won't have 50M, they will have to sell a bunch.

>>154209604
Let's make it fair
500 gorillions to revamp the entire starting XI again and they can push for fourth place and a half

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Giganegru set piece meta will arrive at the Continassa very soon

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They're up

>>154209660
What the FUCK am I saving this file as?

>>154209681
>64.13%
Absolute CERTAINTY even though I have no idea how they pulled that numbed out when we're facing Pakistan-boosted Iraniano and the Ugandan civil war winners back-to-back

>>154209660
Which Anderlecht talento is that?

Sack Allegru
Hire Cesc

>>154209699
gatjit

>>154209713
>have no idea how they pulled that numbed out
Jj gets the Peter Magyar boost, he's a lifelong gobbo

>>154209728
Why would Cesc leave a solid and promising club like Como for a laughing stock like bbilan

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>>154209713
>Ugandan civil war

>>154209728
if only, you'd crash out in eighth place yet again and sell even the MilanLab umbrella stands

>>154209713
Zhegrova will be the one to save the team and bring it to the CL, an ancient Babylonian papyrus told me so

Did the Babylonians have papyrus, or were they still cuneiformmaxxing (Cunnyform hehe)

>>154209754
i dont think the commission is going to run an influence campaign for us desu

All clay no gays

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Como 3 : 4 Inter

>xG: 3.0 - 0.35
>xThreat: 1.27 - 0.97

>>154209647
just ask for a masia or another halal youth prospect, they have unlimited amounts of those and they are clearly already a step above 95% of serie a midfielders after playing in their B reams
>>154209659
Parma, Roma and Lazio did it before, why not Como?

Imagine not fighting back and winning like a trve champion

>>154210013
They should try to name that mentality, something like "Fino Alla Fine" or something idk

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>ynr Adzic

>>154209649
yes because nobody treats billionaires with an iron fist like UEFA does, they can just find a settlement agreement to sign so they have 2 or 3 years to fulfill all the parameters. Having to play CL matches at the Mapei would be enough of a humiliation ritual.

I saw Kayode do some insane shit yesterday, Baldini please save the NT full of bums and call up the players who have talent

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Napulebros...

Resident Evil - Milan Lab

>>154210794
isn’t that just resident evil 5

>>154209427
>Totti did it against juve
>Frattesi did it against milan
>Barella does it against como
videos that speak volumes

>Chivu: "Scudetto? No, I do like my colleagues who talk about the Champions goal. So we're happy that we're getting closer to the goal of qualifying for the Champions League"
come on now

Lmao Di Canio ranting about Lemao

>Tech company Just Like Me has launched an AI Jesus avatar users can talk to for $1.99 per minute
>The AI, based on The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie, can pray with users, speak multiple languages, and remember past conversations
This but I get to speak with mAurIzio about operazione Continassa

Wanna MarchAI when?

>>154210919
Kek

Dakota Johnson smoky voiced on-demand ASMR AI when?

>>154210919
>7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to play decently
t.Adrien Weskiot

>>154211829
Reminds me of the Drive one:
>You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

Now I want to watch it again fugg

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>same goals conceded as sfinter despite playing with Micio micio, post ACL bremerd and fucking Kelly as the best CBs
huh

SERIE A ROUND 33
>Friday 17th April 2026
18:30 US Sassuolo - Como
20:45 Inter - Cagliari

>Saturday 18th April 2026
15:00 Udinese - Parma
18:00 Napoli - S.S. Lazio
20:45 AS Roma - Atalanta

>Sunday 19th April 2026
12:30 Cremonese - Torino
15:00 Hellas Verona FC - AC Bbilan
18:00 Pisa - FC Genoa
20:45 Juventus - Bologna

>Monday 20th April 2026
20:45 Lecce - Fiorentina

Grosso has some tiny ass eyes

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New calcio god just dropped

Gianni Infantino or as I like to call him Gianni Bufalino is an InterGOD who supports and LOVES Donald J. Trump and disdains the antichrist also known as Pope Leo XIV

CD Colonia moscardo
Do they have gud ham?