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>>154242399
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Hull FC v St Helens
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.50-1.45
>Round 8 of the Super League from MKM Stadium

Storm by 32
Dolphins by 8

EZPZ.

>>154242379
honestly should be benched for that poothetic effort, if I had to score there for the /nrl/ family I'm running that cunt over with my fatrell mass, don't care if I end up with a DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD post cause I'm dead on the field, I'm scoring every day of the week

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Guys I started to watch Mr Inbetween, do you know it? It's a show from Australia about a sort of gangster guy.

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>>154243209
yeah m8 the main actor and the most famous one in the show does the the weekly fox promos for each round of footy

>>154243226
but the dude in your pic is not the main guy, he is a side character who kidnaps the main guy in one episode.
that's a great episode btw.

>Guys I started to watch Mr Inbetween
>he is a side character who kidnaps the main guy in one episode
lonely night m8, you could just talk footy you'd probably get serious attention instead of this vpn shit

>>154243298
what do you mean vpn shit, i am 100% germ.

>>154242399
bellyache will LITERALLY eat the heads of the poorm players they lose this game, while I tip poorm would be funny to see so go faders
THE vs pedref, even mt druitt cunts can tip this one and thats saying something
almost the weekend, we got this family

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>>154243209

Which one of you guys forgot to put the Broncos on Thursday or Friday night

>>154246046
https://youtu.be/AhnZEmnuzgM

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The Bubblehead Era 2026-2026
>An AFL-endorsed helmet company has backtracked on its claims of "superior protection against concussion" and the league is now also facing a complaint lodged with the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) on the matter.
>After the ABC reported on GameGear's headgear, the company removed from its website promotional claims about its ability to protect players from concussion.
>Another claim, that the helmet's force reduction reduced "the risk of concussion" when compared to other headgear, has also been removed.
>The GameGear headgear is being sold for $215 while its efficacy is still being studied, in a move that has been branded as "potentially dangerous" by leading sports neuroscientist Alan Pearce.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-17/afl-backed-helmet-gamegear-pulls-concussion-protection-claims/106572742

>>154246355
jake really should be wearing his power band bracelet too

Pooders
Poothers

EZPZ

Canberra 13+
Penrith 13+

>>154246355
The NRL can fix this from happening again by only allowing NRL approved equipment, otherwise it’s a legal issue

>>154246685
I dont think theres any reason to stop a player from using it but NRL should jhst make a statement saying that they dont think theres any proven benefit (to protect themselves)

>NRL teams will be allowed to retain gambling sponsors until their deals expire, meaning their logos will continue to be displayed on jerseys until at least the end of the 2028 season.
>Sydney Roosters, Penrith, Wests Tigers, Newcastle and the Dolphins all have sports betting brands displayed on the back of their jumpers – an advertising space that NRL teams sell for as much as $750,000 a season – while another eight teams have corporate partnerships with betting agencies.
>The federal government’s grandfathering of the bans would allow teams with continuing agreements with betting operators to see them out.
>The concession does not just apply to the NRL, but it is the only major Australian sports code in which teams still have gambling sponsorships on their playing attire.

>>154246685
There's a difference between approval and endorsement. They approve long lasting mascara in the NRLW but you don't see PVL in Maybelline commercials.

>>154247229
>ynr the winfield cup
>ynr the rothmans medal

A PVL Maybelline ad would be based

How much money is there in professional sport without gambling, i wonder.

potential of two slurpers tonight
raiders
panthers

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>>154246355
he got smashed in the face last night and had to be sent off for a HIA and had to be stitched up all the while looking like a silly billy, not cool man

>>154247759
So much so they have to cut the salary cap and disband the nrLw altogether thus forcing vlandys to sell the rights to multiple channels and streaming platforms LMAO

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>>154246355
Comes out chest out guns blazing that this miracle headwear is
SAFE & EFFECTIVE turns out it isn’t so safe or effective as first thought have to walk back comments
hmmm I’ve seen this before……..

>>154249431
jake is solely responsible for numerous manly kids childhood CTE

>getting pretty overcast in Sydney
Comfy night of pies and footy on tv looms

Should try a lentil pie, better than meat

Forgot your vpn there Irish

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my waidies feasting tonite xo

>reminder
threadsperg / st merge coomer / dudd / waidies poster….
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/150754548/deleted/deleted/page/1/

>another reminder
threadsperg / st merge coomer / dudd / waidies poster….
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/149936957/deleted/deleted/page/1/

i just did a farded

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>>154249962
>>154249969

>he didn’t deny it

>>154249824
pies played last night champ

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I’d try a bowl

>>154249873
cute girl
might save it and post it in the future when the raiders play

Do Victorians refer to real magpies as “pies”?

As a Queenslander (superior to all others) i dont even think about other states

>Nathan Cleary has been ruled out of tonight's clash with The Dolphins due to a rectal prolapse, he's expected to be sidelined for 4-6 weeks

Just wondering because in Sydney the Western Suburbs team was called the “maggies” not the “pies” and the bird is called a “maggie” not a “pie”, so maybe Victorians call the bird a “pie” for logical consistency or is that asking too much

>>154250268
Western Suburbs Magpies smoke Winfield. Collingwood Magpies smoke cock
>t. The ghost of Tommy Raudonikis

>Sheep graziers are warned that cold temperatures and southwesterly winds are expected during Friday night and Saturday morning. Areas likely to be affected include the Snowy Mountains forecast district and parts of the Southern Tablelands and Australian Capital Territory forecast districts. There is a risk of losses of lambs and sheep exposed to these conditions.

Munster rocking that your mate from schools older brother who still lives at home but is cool and is working on an old premier in the shed mullet and moustache

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Now imagine it’s a dirt floor and nowhere near as well lit up, all the signs and shit are old and rusty or partially damaged, and there’s a small collection of random hubcaps in the corner

working on cars is a boomer pasttime
>yeah bro let me just fiddle with my tesla
>blows up

Lads, are you supposed to "have a conversation" with the girl you're dating to confirm exclusivity after you've been seeing her a while? And until you have that conversation, you are supposed to assume she is definitely seeing other men as well?

>>154250430
>And until you have that conversation, you are supposed to assume she is definitely seeing other men as well?
You can. But don’t tell her that whatever you do

footy soon lads

>>154250377
Yeah kinda but also genx. It gets tricky once the cars have computers in them.

>>154250449
Why not?

>>154250497
If she isn’t she might become angry

>>154250497
If it’s right or wrong or inbetween, she will be pissed off

CLAP

FOOOOOTTTYYYYY
*claps*
HOOOOOOOOOOO

storm already look low energy
raiders 13+

CLAP!

>>154250377
I'll fiddle with your bum hole you little fairy

>>154250574

yeah I noticed that too, why did they run out looking so flat.

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raiders finna have a bad time tonight

GREEN MACHINE

>two flag cuties in black

Canberra really does have the ugliest stadium in the NRL.

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>no flag gf

pooders big pack already bullying poorms smaller pack

>>154250598
You did the one in the back dirty with that screenshot kek

>>154250596
youknowhesright.jpg

kek
THE WHEELS HAVE COME OFF ALREADY

SAVE ME BUNKER

KEKEKEKE YOU FUCKING SPASTIC CUNT

hahahahaah 2022 wests tigers areas

>fuckwitta in the bunkr

How was that not held? Ball carrying arm on the ground with hands on him? They then force him into the in goal after the tackle. Should be a penalty

the bunker rule: the longer it takes to confirm the bigger the chance of no try

DECISION MADE

F U N
P O L I C E

Holy based I love the bunker so much

YAWNFEST

Why is it that the more accuracy we get to implement the rules via the bunker, the more fucking retarded the rulings become
"accidental offside" - literally WHO THE FUCK CARES¿
that try passed the eye test - thats all that matters

This shouldn't have had to Goto review. Tackle was completed when his arm was on the ground. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

poorm bros...

TAKE THAT ONE OFF EM CUNTS
>I forgot there was a line put through poorm and tipped them

>>154250654

na you are still good, faders will fade in the second half.

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oh well, two more years to right the ship craig

big red

Is horseburger the most based man in the nrl?

why the fuck did i leave faalago as my captain

>>154250687

post aged like milk

HAPPY FRIDAY CUNTS
whats going on uber eats tonight?

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>>154250673

>>154250797
I don't support that industry

GET THAT TRAINER OFF THE FIELD

>>154250797
Got a wagyu pepper steak pie, mashed, peas and gravy on the way

>>154250797
That kfc burger with the hash brown

A DISRUPTER IN THE RUCK

fucking riggatini
shouldve lost their challenge there

If you’re buying headgear in the club colours you’re showing some real commitment

Stay in there bitch

Woah

You just know this game will be decided by a poo in the 77th minute

that little prick who runs across the field instead of forward is a poofta

nah running sideways is based

>>154250874
If it wasn’t, Uncle Wayne would’ve told Michael Hancock not to do it

for me its running straight and hard

>>154250874
>>154250886
>ynr Shannon “The Crab” Hegarty

My milf neighbour always slams her door so fucking hard scares the shit out of me

I hate Hudson Youngs yankee style sportmanship

>>154250902
some fat cunt in the apartment above me does one sprint every day around 10pm
sounds like bom bom boom BOOM BOOM boom boom bom bom

I used to hate those cunts that would do a hop/goosestep like 5m from the line.

>>154250915
thats latrell doing his daily exercise

>>154250915
https://youtu.be/WqHQ_wWbG9Y

>>154250923

kek, super cheesy happy music and completely perverted lyrics is a good combo.

>>154250958
https://youtu.be/Q4JQWcqF_gk
2 Live Crew - One And One

well done anon, did you prompt that all by yourself?
*sticks it up in the fridge*
*laughs about it behind your back after you go to bed*

>>154250976
@grok put bunny in panties and bra

Who won the footy lads

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ethan getting a blowie tonight

just got home lads - can ya’s sum up this game for me in 5 words or less?

ref rape storms bad horsborough

>>154251028
wahs would beat both peems

not sure anyone is watching

>>154251028
Standard 6pm Friday game

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>poophins win
>0/3

>>154250804
lgm

Storm not make eight good

I could really get used to the Poorm being shit desu

>>154251035
>>154251037
>>154251038
>>154251044
>mfw these are all correct

They should be shit. There’s only been like two first graders from Melbourne ever

And one of them was a winger, BTW

>>154251057
don't expect it to last
vlandys will let them cheat because we cant lose footing in melbourne to afl

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cowardly poo

faders taking a poo half way through the second half, this is the most obvious start to their fade out possible.

>>154250923
We used to be able to listen to music during like art or maybe even maths back on Grade 3. So people would bring in their own tapes of like top 40, hit machine stuff. We only knew the safe radio edit and had no idea why the teacher would rish to turn off this song every time it came on.

poorm have been solved just bully them physically

>>154251077
the biggest hurdle they face is the looming retirement of Bellamy and funnily enough the longer his tenure lingers on the harder it will be for them to seperate and move on as a club. I can’t help but feel the slump we’re seeing now is a squad that’s finally been fatigued from Bellamy’s coaching style.

business idea: don't pass the ball left

that was forward

Based refs keeping the Storm in it.

Awesome tackle by Young there

FUCKING DIVING FAGGOTS
GET IT OUT OF THE GAME

mick ennis finna have a mentie b in the box one night soon
hates the modern rulings

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damn she hairy

>>154251199
kek

STORMBACK

POORMBACK

Canberra has kicked two poos, but appear uncursed. How???

need to take a poo real bad
this better not go golden

>appear uncursed
>about to blow a 10pt lead at home

>>154251217
Whoops

poo curse deniers in SHAMBLES

>>154251217

you were saying?

WE’RE GONNA FADE

poo curse gusted the wind right as he kicked that

Now that his career is in a steep decline, how will Cameron Munster be remembered?

might take the two in my pants

thanks for that quick cut to ricky spitting, good work director

poo cultists in shambles

KEK you absolute spastic cunt

im not gonna say he deserved to get concussed but if you do that stupid goose step shit constantly you shouldnt be surprised

Fa'alogo deserves it for that step

Fa'alogo is a good player but jumping in the air like a fairy never works out for him

FUCK OFF DICKHEAD

THE BUNKER HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY POO CULTISTS

>Smellbourne Poorm

>>154250228
Imagine living in permanent humidity

*goosesteps into your line*

>DECISION MADE
what’s wrong with the autist ref?

Hudson Young is Liam Martin without the ability or charm of looking like Nick Fuentes

>hia assessment

kek tigers have a better attack than poorm

ever noticed how Poorm are allowed to challenge everything?

interesting, that looked high to me especially the part where his nose was squashed by opposition forearm

Poo curse cultists having a bad weekend. But stay positive. The poo curse is true… 30% of the time

Every team gets a challenge and if the challenge is upheld or the evidence is inconclusive they get further challenges

>Poorm lose 5 in a row going into Anzac round

My 'Tohs might finally win in Melbourne lads

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0/2

>Viking Plap

>>154251303
it was an 8 point penalty try
poo curse lives on proven and verified

AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA

5 in a row

Every team that has beaten the storm this year can thank the BroncGODs breaking them

Yeah, nah. The Storm only exist because of the Broncos

surely no one tipped THEs right

first based thing you’ve ever said Irish

DarPHIN

Darwin game good for crowd shots

>>154251347
thats how you can tell its fake irish
>27c
>87% humidity

KEK fuck please for the love of God just put this trumpet cunt out his misery and end this madness

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I actually can't believe this shit

Adam Gee whiz it’s humid up here!

>>154251358
Does every team have some woke Americanised pre-game entrance now or something?

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>Leichhardt
>barbwire around the field to keep people out of the field
>TIO Stadium
>single crowd barrier to keep people out of the field

kino weather

Darwin football sucks

>>154251385
In what way are any of them “woke”? The answer is no but several do

>six again
>six again
>a gee whiz its a try

>>154251401
raiders clap is extremely woke

This weather is going to tire the phins out like crazy. Penrith will be fine for some reason.

>>154251409
Explain how

Darwin was son of a Freemason grandmaster that proved nothing except that birds can grow larger beaks, naming a city after him is testament to how cursed Australia is

I don’t think it’s an American thing either, the haka was being performed pregame before gridiron existed. If anything it’s Americans appropriating older cultures and Americanising them, like Halloween

>family tips
7 tipped storm
6 tipped raiders
1 forgot

13 tipped panthers
0 tipped dolphins
1 forgot

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>>154251413

>>154251423
I'm in this post

Australia is the most americanised country on this planet outside of North America

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>>154251431

>>154251425
If I want a clickbait title unrelated to its article I’ll go to news.com.au m8. The Viking clap is stupid. It’s stolen from American sports. But I still don’t see how it’s “woke”

America are our brothers

wahs could EASILY beat both these peems

>>154251440
>The chant may have been inspired by the film 300 released in 2006.[3] Some believed the chant was first used by fans of Scottish club Motherwell F.C., while others suggest it had been performed by fans of the French club Lens more than two decades prior.[4] Fans of the Greek side AEK Athens have also chanted "AEK" on the clap of hands since the mid 1990s.
>Styrmir Gislason, the head of the Association of Icelandic Football Fans stated that the chant was inspired by Polish handball chants.[5] During the UEFA Euro 2016, Iceland performed unexpectedly well and reached the quarter-finals, and the performance of the chant by their fans drew the attention of other European fans, who then also performed the chant.[6] It has since been adopted by fans in many countries worldwide.[2]

>>154251449
In the spirit of this we’re playing 4 quarter football kek

>>154251449
desperately want trump to annex us

nathan cleary is so fucking good its absurd

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1/3 lads

First leg of the multi secured, $500 looms

>>154251462
That was a sweet ball to Edwards

>>154251462
unironically not that amazing of a play

I appreciate a lot about America but its foundation of religious zealots linger

diddy ahh weather bros is glistening

>going after cobshit
smart move

>>154251482
glizzyning*

uhhhh was that a crunchy sound

That is NOT a fucking hip drop

mitch kenny more like bitch kenny play on ya sook
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN

cunts have always been tackling and sliding down the legs, but seems like cunts have only started getting injured from it last 5 years or so

why is herbert defending in the middle

>this going to be a blow-out
>both afl games are blow-outs
Ah well

this is looking over already.

Darwin Dingoes 20th NRL team

very regular looking crowd

fractured leg wtf

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>suspected fractured leg
I thought I heard crunchy sounds

>Fractured leg

Mitch Kenny you are NOT a NSW Blue

reminder to drunk mulk

9. Brayley
14. Koroisau

How is /AFL handling having TWO games on. Must be anarchy

>>154251548
More of a malk man myself
>now with vitamin R

>>154251548
Milk is bad for you

>>154251534
Not a single Redcliffe cutie in sight

>>154251565
only if you're in the poogers peem

>>154251555
theyre both slurpers so theyre talking about the weather

Technically this game is not a blowout yet. It just will be

who let freddy lussick play first grade in 2026

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

>>154251555
They actually do that often

Kenny probably gonna be back in two weeks with that broken leg thanks to Penrith's miracle doctors

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Why are THE Dolphins, the new expansion team that was so important to have another team in Brisbane for some reason, taking home games to Darwin?

>>154251625
just like the start of the 6th day movie

>>154251626
>that nose
Yikes

>>154251626
Ugly bint don't know why a chad WHite would miscegenate with that baboon

>>154251626
theyre looking at another qld team
also nice pic, can almost imagine her sloppin on my heavy cock

katoa is playing worse every time i see him play, what is going on.

>>154251645
fr, thought he was the next big thing
2-3 years in the warriors will sort him out

>storm a little slow to get here
Ya don’t say

>Poothers winning
Business as usual, I see

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>>154251626

I love the way Hammer always looks like he is enjoying himself.

>>154251670
kek
(would)

BroncGODs would have scored there.

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>>154251644
What's the need for another Queensland team when we just put one there?

Dolphins look like the walking dead
Panthers look FRESH

C O B S H I T
no refunds THEs

>penrith dont seem too fussed to give away six agains
>most teams get exhausted by repeated defensive sets

>>154251698
How can a plaWr who has occasionally played so well, usually play sonshir.

>>154251642
Are you really sure you should be calling him white?

going to the corner store at half time
need anything?

young herbert has looked like prime GI for the past 12 months but his peem is like nadir wests

>>154251719
a six pack and some chippies ta

Based irish one drop rule

>>154251693
cute
concerned about afl expansion in the region

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Order status: made.

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LEEEERRROOYYYY JENNNNKINNNNSS

>>154251719
The BeoncGODs back on Friday night please.

Multi halfway there, $500 looms

>extended half time
woke rubbish

flopping poofther cheats

>>154251746
best I can do is prime time Saturday

>>154251774
Based 1999 gf rematch spoonbowl looms

>>154251793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NickA0rarr4

kino

Might just go to bed ay

Why doesn't the kino Telstra ad show the message going from the satellite to another person? Will there be a third ad that reveals sheepbro and desert heavy equipment operator are texting eachother?

crazy how good Jenkins is, he was a legit plodder before joining penrith and now he's jumping over cunts like jordan crazy how Ivan unearths these freaks of nature

>>154251875
their fitness coach is true blue!!

>>154251707
https://youtu.be/DYejAkM7NYA

>>154251812

winning a gf with an 8 point penalty try, it does not get more kino than that.

>>154251875
>like Jordan
https://youtu.be/4AVWZwZq_QU

KEK herbie is such a little thief

Broncgodbros... why are our only wins against shitter teams...

Nrl needs to remove teams not add

>mitch kenny might need emergency surgery on his broken leg
>he limped off the field

>going to hospital in Darwin
bros gonna wake up with a hoof

>>154251945
KEK

Yeah, that leg's getting amputated.

>>154251945
based Kate

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SPLASHBACK

HIS NAME IS HERBIE

I met an old lady once who told me she never watches footy because when she was a schoolgirl her friend got killed playing it

>>154251945
What's wrong with Darwin?

>>154251984
its like Tassie or NZ

>>154251984
Too many aborigines

>>154251984
crocodiles and alcohol

>>154252003
thats in queensland!!

>>154251984
evolution don't real

>>154252008
Meant for >>154251997

>>154251984
Nothing, it is a modern developed city. They're being racist.

why did he try pass? the line was there

herbie broke to'oh what a little bitch
PLAY THE WALL YOU SOFT CUNT

>>154252021
He's black

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>captained Jenkins finally
>36

>>154252008
In QLD that shit is kept under control. Darwin is like FNQ if there was no law, you don’t get salties just cruising around Cairns cbd on any night or having to check your swimming pool for them, QLD cops have that shit locked in, NT cops see it as crowd control

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HAMMERGOD

Based racismlad

letting kids in darwin watch the hammer in person every year will unironically grow the game

Pedrithanon very quiet

She looked stoned kek

Felt like that girl was staring at me

DISRUPTER they'll 100% find one cause its pedref

>>154252075
left would get it
right would also

KING COBBO!

cob....GOOD

*takes notes*
>poother's drugs do NOT work in the heat

>>154251834
Retard

>>154252075
Bottom right trying hard not to fart

>0/3
im deleting this stupid fuckng game

They must sweat out the EPO or something idk