*sends thready prayers, thoughts and well wishes* xoxo
also honestly a tough pick for tomorrow

>>154231208
*kisses your arse better*

unironically been enjoying watching the sea eagGODs since forGOD took over

Might stop by OPs house tomorrow and give him some chicken noodle soup to make him feel better

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>>154231272
based

It's not Thursday yet

>>154231435
Check out the big brain on anon! You’re a smart motherfucker that’s right it’s not Thursday yet

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXJfIdQAMUP/
kenty has bitten back

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>>154231501
30 seconds my life well spent, most based thing kenty has said since his last post

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXF4luaElxo/

OP posting early incase he dies he’s still getting his work done, what a legend

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>>154231523

>umpire

>>154231300
>Dragons winning
>Fans are happy

This video is probably so old that those kids are grumpy balding old men by now

There's going to be a terminal Dragons customer out there whose family make an AI 'Dragons win the premiership' video to send him into the great beyond happy

>The case involved Canberra driver Umair Ayyub, who worked for Uber from 2018 until his deactivation in 2025 because of a rule requiring its delivery drivers to maintain an average customer satisfaction rating of at least 85 per cent on their last 100 trips.
>Shortly after the rule was announced, Ayyub was given a warning in February 2025, due to his 81 per cent average. He was issued two further warnings in the subsequent three months. After his final warning in May, the driver managed to improve his average rating score to 85.7 per cent.
>However, Uber proceeded to sack him because his customer feedback scores also failed to meet a secondary performance requirement that only kicked in for drivers issued a warning: that their 10 most recent deliveries where customers decided to give a rating also had to be more than 85 per cent positive.
Very very interesting. You often see them hovering in the 80s.

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> Umair Ayyub
WOMP WOMP
cancel his visa send him back

>NSW plan to use 2 hookers in this upcoming series

Ahh I'm so glad Laurie is already leaking his game plan this early

>>154231899
OP needs to learn that if he dies the world will move on and that there is no reason at all to make a thread before 7:00am of game day

>>154231899
>>154236452
>the duality of the /nrl/ family

>>154236452
Based Seibold

Kayo just lost Super Netball and losing ESPN to Disney+ is pretty much inevitable

$45 a month btw

>>154236888
paying the full 45 is a skill issue
so easy to get discounts

>>154237043
True, but still they can't keep justifying the price if they keep losing shit. They lose the NRL and it's over

No not the super netball!!!!

based 4ch fixing their site before the footy starts

>>154236398
Yeah but what about during the game?

>>154237188
Yeah Foxtel loses NRL and they're going to go the way of the Dodo.

>>154237958
I sub for cricket and nrl
if either one of those drops then ill unsub
still dont know why they dont offer cheaper subs for just what you want to watch - i dont need 95% of the content on kayo

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>>154237958
The fuck is the riddler doing on /nrl/?!?

>>154238017
I have no idea why the fuck the Aussie flag isn't showing up.

>>154238038
they were changing servers and it broke the geoip temporarily

I would love the NRL to be on the same subscription service as one or more of Super Rugby, A League or English Premier League.

>>154238478
I would not because that would mean being forced to listen to Matt Thompson.

>>154237958
based ayy lmao poster

dont forget your tips and sc peem x

thanks babe

>>154237958
shut the fuck up Ivan

>>154239269
Thanks G
also week 3 of the SuperCoach app not loading

>>154239900
Sounds like cope, it’s fine for everyone else

Manly 1-12

Cowwies 12-16

Reluctantly tipping cows but hoping for a manly win.

Used another fucking boost and my peem is still in fucking shambles.

made 2 unremarkable trades and feel no stronger for it
2 weeks in a row of my players on average scoring well beneath their expected total, so maybe if they just pulled their finger out

>Grant Anderson to the Warriors till the end of 2029
Not content with just breaking the storms win streak, Wahs are dismantling their roster too

*loads up and does my tippies and SC until next thursday*

feel like today is dragging on forever
start the bloody footy ffs

praying for OP to recover quickly from the flu

gonna go cowwies womanly barely beat the poogans

F O O T Y
O
O
T
Y

Manly let the foot off against Dragons and I want to believe in Fozball

>>154240266
>Not content with just breaking the storms win streak, Wahs are dismantling their roster too
He doesn’t know

Based whistling ad

Based skeleton ad

based basketball maccas ad

>luai's back
*puts house on poocos to win*

Don’t see Bob Katter at the footy much

Since you guys suck at tipping the first game of the round here is the answer before the game even starts.

cowboys win today. Manly really got lucky last week and should not of beaten the dragons. Only some turbo magic bailed them out.
They also cant sustain their energy from the last 2 weeks trying to play for their new coach.

>haven't lost to the cowwies in qld for the last decade
NOOOOO LET ME CHANGE MY TIP FARRRRKKK

uniforms are a bit clashy

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THE bet

Piss poor turnout

Nice jam

6 more for getting the forearm on the neck

>>154240584
Thursday night is bound to be a dud up there. Traditionally they’re a Saturday night crowd, gives everyone time to travel after work Friday or Saturday morning

Coco moment

might not be the best idea to pass when you're face to face with the line lads

pooboys bros...

Comfy footy is back fuck yea

soft obstruction

Are the seagulls rigging these results or is their new manager gud

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probably

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>>154240622

>trade a guy in
>he turns to fucking shit
Like fucking clockwork

Short and going to the bunker like that has given an advantage to the defence

>>154240638
based entire cowwies peem trader iner

Seagulls are rigging this

Warnie was right about the seagulls

OWW MY HAMMY

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its happened again :(

Cow tippers now is our chance

Noooo

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>>154240662
>Cow tippers

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>>154240662
there is only a few of them!

bit of a pooey game so far

the wahs could beat both these shit peems

Manly are fun to watch, they just keep throwing it around

>>154240673
kek. i’m glad someone appreciated that. thanks for the (You)

Wtf Townsville is like a 15 hour drive from brisbane

>pooly are going 3-0 after sacking seibold
Foran is going to be a premiership winning coach and I fucking love it.

seems like Cowwies AND there fans have forgotten to turn up tonight

What the fuck is with this bal handling?

>>154240707
>there
their

>>154240714
*they’re

I was trying to think up a story about going camping to QLD on holidays as a kid near a beach, and me and my brother used to sneak out in the evening to go cow tipping behind the banana bending factory. But it needs work

Just turned the game on. Cowpatsisters... care to explain?

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>the score is 10-4 and you know what that means
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

Based Drago

>>154240721
you have to be 18 to post here m8

COWBACK

COWBACK

HEIL HESS

>first time in manly’s twenty
>try
Good defence manly, not

>>154240725
They suck but they will probably win by default now that Tommy T has died.

>>154240730
This was back in the early 90’s obviously. All those banana bending factories were moved to the Philippines during the Howard years

Elite strip

>getting stolen from by luke brooks

>>154240750
have another one m8

Pass it Chester you fool

>>154240754
wut

There’s two penalties there

TOTAL TRBOJEVIC DEATH

>all the Trbojevic are coming off
Trbojevic more like Glassjevic

Trgonevic Bros

Based Burbo keeping the family alive

Turbo needs a special skull cap for his hammy

Good try but it won’t count

>it’s still a try no matter why
wtf is wrong with Cronk

That’s got to be offside

another round
another round of shit calls

HOLY REFBALLO

Pooly are going to run out of power soon

The bunker has angles we aren’t shown on tv

>contentious offside call
>broadcast never shows a slow mo of the side wide angle
hmmmm don’t know how much more of this facade I can take desu

game gear not working

Is this going to be another 60+ combined points game

needs a full face motorcycle helmet

Do you think that maybe for the sake of the product that they should show the definitive angle on the fucking TV?

holy fuck I’m about to go apeshit here
I’ve got a cricket in the roof that hasn’t stopped chirping for 2.5 hrs

>challenging that
KEKEKEKEK

>>154240832
>just coconut things

That was Garrick’s fault. He needs to hit the line harder so they fully commit and tackle him without the ball

just Coco captain things

>>154240830
You can tell the temperature by the frequency of their chirps

>>154240842
Lmao

>>154240838
holy fuck you’re retarded

>>154240838
Hamole watched Garrick fuck up his run. He watched this for several seconds, then still elected to throw the pass. Hamole is retarded and it was it’s his responsibility to not throw that fucking pass.

>>154240849
the louder the hotter it is?

YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW
don't you fucking dare you cunts

Manly defence like butter

>>154240842
You hate on us cus you know we're the best football players

>high contact
8 point penalty try

thats a 8 point penalty try!!! high contact and a foot disrupter

>>154240856
The faster they chirp the hotter it is. Like the more chirps per minute

CHECK HIS SPORTSBET ACCOUNT

Cow fans on suicide watch

poowater

>poowater

supercoach should NOT give those try points to wacom. they're hopoates points

Strange game

drinkwater more like spilllollies

>>154240868
so if I throw the air con it might slow this annoying cunt down?

Drinky already at St George mentally

Sorry lads I broke poowater by buying him in SC

>>154240890
Yeah it will absolutely

kek remember last week when the luminaries of this general hailed Drinkwater as an Elite fullback?

>>154240893
based defensive specialist

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>lets bring in more peems it'll be great

cowpats are absolutely mentally annihilated

wtf happened at Cows training this week?

>>154240898
He’s very clutch, also a little bit rocks or diamonds. I really like him too. He wins games

Based whistling ad

half time wank looms

Drinkwater deadset must be throwing this game wtf

>>154240906
>getting mindbroken by Pooly
kek KEK K E K

>there are rumours that Foz is using his recent past connections to bribe players to play like shit so he gets the coaching gig

Womanly sisters, could this year genuinely be our year?

>>154240917
Who’s the inspiration

>>154240917
See you in 30 seconds m8

>>154240911
little bit? did you see the cunt just pull away from that ball? the dude is completely unreliable

reckon we know for certain now that seibold is a dogshit coach

Thinking Cows might want to score at least 3 more tries than Manly in this 2nd half.

>>154240925
tiffy ofc

>>154240917
based /gif/chad

did i just see Keilee Joseph in an Eels jersey? news to me

The presenter with the weird teeth definitely wanks to the women presenters

I find the meme idea that seibold is just genuinely too high iq and autistic to actually connect with footy players so they refuse to listen to anything he says funny

Whats for din dins lads

>>154240956
she signed last year ya bloody boofhead

Test

>>154240965
Who do yous reckon are the highest and lowest IQ coaches in the nrl currently?

nah this is just a regular first grade match m8

BWA

Can anyone get david middleton on the phone. I want to know how many games per season tom troblalblaladgvic has actually played

>>154240985

Todd Peyton seems pretty low IQ to be honest.

Is there a way to get yourself tested for retardation?

>>154240999
how many games did you play champion?

I haven't played pokemon champions at all

>Live from Darwin
Literally for what purpose

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Seibold has to be the worst coach of all time. It’s hard to actually comprehend how bad he is.

pretty Stephen Kearney is the worst coach of all time. The dude was completely clueless and uninspiring.

stephen kearney is NOT pretty

he was too busy coachmaxxing to be looksmaxxing my guy

>>154241019
Spreading the game

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>>154241002
be careful of your next words

must be weird living in a decent sized city with no professional sports teams

>>154241064
Like where

>>154241064
based redcliffe

my city only has a wogball team

jesus christ cowwies
>bin for fake feeding the scrum
anti-fun rule

>>154241064
Seems comfy

hmmm how much was Manly 13+?

>>154241076
Based cenny Coast methhead

>>154241064
Melbourne?

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Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!

>>154241083
$5.80

>>154241083
$13.00+

seems like they've dropped the disrupter rule lads
that would have been a penalty last week

Mental that png got a team before the central coast

Gosford IS a city

Mental that we're getting more peems when Poogans and Pooboys exist

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>>154241102
What could have been.....

darden overrated af yo

>>154241111
vgh

>WTF GAME ARE YOU REFFING
kek based chad in the crowd

lukewarm poo this

fianlly a poo curse to send a few tries to the cowboys and turn this into a game.

THE POO CURSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
YOUR TIME IS NOW COWWIES

Irish the air con has done nothing for fucking chirping

OMFG HOW DO YOU NOT FUCKING SCORE THERE
FUCKING WINGERS ARE USELESS CUNTS

WHAT CURSE

Norths got absolutely rorted by the NRL. They, Norths that is, did everything asked of them and still got fucked over with the merger (admittedly they agreed to it) and subsequent de-merger.
Foz is a Norths junior btw

kek @ Burns absolutely effort mogged

JUST DIVE FOR THE LINE YOU FUCKING SPASTIC

unironically you HAVE to get over the line there
thats fuckin weak

Fatfata would’ve scored that

Manly props carving

honestly dock the cowwies fucking pay this round they haven't fucking earned it tonight

Surreal seeing the cowboys like this

That touched grass. GIVE IT

Dats a try brah based Paseka is in my SC peem

that manly coach looks young

Is Foran the greatest coach of all time?

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Look how they massacred my ‘boys

the entire NRL family is with foz
peems play like shit against him
his peem plays ok I guess for him
UP THE FOZ

Never back the cowboys on a Thursday

manly done well seeing as they lost turbo in the first min

cows breathing a big sigh of relief as no one will be tipping cows for months to come!

fuark what a nice kick

Pooly about to go to 4th on the live ladder.

What the heck

LUKE BROOKS

Fogarty bogarty

Mnaly premiership win would be kinda kino

We want 50!!!

How are the “This man WILL win a premiership” fridgeposters holding up?

kek the Cowwies players must’ve woke up to the fact they were saving Payton’s career

time to give some pity tries to cowshits

>>154241309
cute

who run the world?
FOZ
who run the world?
FOZ
who runs this motherfu-
FOZZZZZZZAH-AH-AH-AH-AH

>HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?!?
kek love an angry qld crowd

forans quite a good looker
shame about his voice

Parra gonna get a smack next week

>taking another poo
literally why

still an * hanging over Foz
all he's done is beat shit peems

>>154241387
celebratory poo

>>154241387
Poomiliation ritual

*clears throat ready to boo the cowshits off the field*

>can't even put 50 on the pooboys
pooly are finished

Cowbucks, what say ye?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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>>154241391

>>154241387
It’s called bowel movements

>>154241261
Crazy tbhqh

Fozball is real - how do you think a Seibs coached peem would’ve reacted to Turbo’s injury??

Why has there never been a decent Polynesian nrl manager?

They're saying Cow-booooys, Cow-booooys

Is Foz still a betting man? Dude used to lay down 200k a weekend like it was nothing

>>154241391
lets see how they do against pedref in a couple weekends

no m8 he’s a BETTER man these days

>>154241487
that'll be an absolute REF FIGHT

fozfans watched their one game for the round now they'll go hibernate till the next one

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new wallie just dropped lads

did drinkwater go out with half the team to get pissed last night to celebrate moving to the dragons? pooboys what the fuck

manly have won in qld against the cowwies for the last DECADE I am a fool to tip them

they won without turbo too
theyre probably going to top 4

why are there so many worthless wingers this season
just fucking dive you fat cunt it's your one job

>>154242328
>Implying Turbo has anything to offer the team...

The bloke is a deadset hand brake. A handicap. A liability.

>>154242399
>>154242399
>>154242399