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LGM
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My Twinkies :]
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put her in an Indians hat!
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I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
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dodgers
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My O face
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mets are getting the first win of the day
>ey i'm walkin here
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kinoshita
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Good luck, Senga-san.
Your favorite JAV actresses are also cheering you on.
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Considering franchise values are the greatest priority for owners going into collective bargaining this year, a record sale — 60% more than Steve Cohen paid for the Mets in 2020 — will be referenced frequently by players. Plenty of data points suggest MLB’s business is thriving.
>t. Peff
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What about this do people find attractive?
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>>154254377
holy bazongas!
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nigga u gay
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>>154254394
Find what attractive?
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>buying games
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RIP
Absolute legend.
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prediction: my mets going on a historic slide against the cubs, twins, rockies coming up.
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>>154254394
you need a guide to being heterosexual?
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oops! all dodger fans
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utterly mogged by jap girls
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>gangsta
alleged teenager status?
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>>154254486
The 7th ward is a dangerous place
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>>154254355
Damn wtf I remember meeting him as a kid in the dugout and also standing behind him and his daughter at a movie theater. Time flies
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i like what mendoza has done here. cabrera has been tough this year but this is a winning lineup for the mets today and in the future
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Cubkekees?
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>>154254604
No he's a Devil
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>>154254604
He grew up in Philly
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29 minutes till baseball.
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Did their team doc kill another player???
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>Foreign billionaires from Europe, China, and the Middle East will own most of the MLB teams before we are dead.
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>>154254658
>the largest Non-American sport league in the world ownership breakdown looks like this
I dont think you should be as worried as you are
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My braves mooning on poodres valuation
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>>154254722
kino
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>>154254740
but they have had comebacks, just not ones with an arbitrary condition on when they occur
they cameback from down 5 runs against the cubs last year in the second to last series of the season, which kept their playoff hopes alive
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https://youtu.be/okXhAC78d4Q
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>>154254722
commie baseball
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>>154254722
Really bad baseball
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>>154254816
right here
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MDS gonna be intense today
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>>154254722
https://youtu.be/pNR541EPMwE?si=g97dBrwBFS1O7dHJ
Or
https://youtu.be/fB-sceWLAS0?si=MVl6L2ADRwMvBB8e
Take your pick also go watch WFAN for wonderful post game crash outs.
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seiya slap!
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I'm giving the Cubbie Bears a chance.
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>mest
kek
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LOL MEST
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So it begins again huh
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MOISES 3 RUN BAWMB!!!!!
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Woo! Give it up for loss number 9 in a row baby!
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lets play >mest bingo
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I think the Senga and Vientos projects are over, bros. I'm even starting to feel a bit down on Baty but at least he's got the utility and a decent glove and a great attitude.
Maybe it's time to call up Christian Scott or give one of Myers/Manaea the 5th slot.
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>>154255004
Where's keith when you need him
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The comeback is ON.
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this game sucks, I'm gonna go fuck this cubs girl instead
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Even though Preller had a ton of misses in 2014, I kinda understand the cleaning house approach. Stearns tried to walk the Dodgers path the ML team was too bereft of talent and the FA plug-ins have been lackluster. Now the org is 1-2 years behind schedule and the ML roster is old/overpriced
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we're back
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>>154255071
back 2 back titles. keep seething, bitch.
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I still blame Cohen for signing Scherzer and Verlander to try and make a splash as a new owner. One of the biggest all time retard moves ever.
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I thought he made it back to the bag myself.
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NICO 3RD OF THE YEAR!!!!
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TENGA
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yeah this senga fella is not ohtani on the mound
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>>154255144
>10th pick
It's funny because we can't even pick in the top 10.
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>>154255177
the berlin wall was still up the last time the mest won a ws
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>>154255177
it's fun to make fun of fat ass thin skinned loser faggots lol
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>>154255208
Lindor brought Lysenkoism to the Mets clubhouse.
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>new Padres owner
DAT'S RITE ALL DADS FANS ARE NOW REQUIRED TO GET WITH A BLACK QWEEN MMHMM
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>>154255230
Some say the Metsiah will only return after a 3rd Championship Team is built, but most believe this is forbidden.
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>>154255300
yeah, Bo is fine but he's a 1-year rental and probably hates playing here. the vibes are terrible rn and the fans are ruthless. maybe it'll change if we go on a run
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agreed, praying for Ewing. also hoping at least some of Scott, Wenninger, Thornton, Reimer, Morabito pan out
Tong's stuff is still filthy but his ability to control the ball is pretty ugly. I think the nerds may be right about him not being a real guy at the ML level
maybe he can be helpful in the bullpen?
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>be the owner of the 2026 mest
>spend $365 million on payroll
>lose
toppest of keks
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>New Padres owner wants Petco Park to host Hololive Night annually
Based
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>Dansby Swanson
Is there a more WASPy sounding name in MLB?
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>>154255350
>can't even buy a Wild Card playoff exit
>Based Retards in the Midwest doing it with a quarter of the payroll
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>>154255366
This guy looks even creepier in person, he’s like a hobbling Jew with a crooked back and he’s a midget — like 5 feet tall kek
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>mest vs cusb
is it possible for both teams to lose?
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>>154255393
>Mets lose but Cubs suffer key injuries
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>>154255393
In a sense.
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It’s insane how badly this roster is constructed from a guy who’s considered Mr. Analytics. They have Bichette playing a bad third base because they traded for Marcus Semien to play a middling second base so Benge could play a bad right field.
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Mets might be tied with the Red Sox for errors. They make the same mistakes every game. Very similar managing. Except one is already confirmed to win 71 games and we’re still coping about the other winning 90 because they overpaid a few bums.
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7-3 on a choke!
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dude we are legitimately melting down lol
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Why isn't Polanco playing 1b?
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KEK
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>>154255350
mlb have put roadblocks in front of him at every chance, meanwhile they guzzle guggenheim cum
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bros... why is everyone piling on... we don't even talk smack or anything
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The Cubs broadcast just said he's been bothered by wrist and achilles issues kek.
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>i'm a girl
>a cubs girl!!
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Stearns said the mest were going to prioritize defense
Traded nimmo for a 35 year old semen
Got rid of Alonso for a guy who never played first
Signed a dogshit SS to play 3B
Absolute masterclass from the (((boy genius)))
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It's really not his fault, this isn't his roster.
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There is a very real possibility that the mest are going to get swept this weekend. They are off on Monday. Sports talk radio in NYC will be in meltdown mode over the mest 11-game losing streak. And then the mest play at home on Tuesday against the Twins. The fans at Citifield stadium will absolutely raunchy. It's a powder keg already in mest land. It's the kind of situation in NYC that leads to big upheavals. These are dark days for the mest and mest fans, my friends.
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I better see all you chucklefucks memeing so boldly in October when we take the NLCS and also when McLean wins the Cy
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This is the day that the mest were hit with a powerful curse. A jew owner and a jew team president and general manager thought it was a good idea to not only allow a black tranny to sing the national anthem but to also show the MMIWG2SWTFJFMSUFAMLGBTQQIA+ flag instead of the American flag on the big scoreboard in center field while it was singing the national anthem.
The mest have been a train wreck ever since. OMG.
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>>154255502
and don't you forget it
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>lindor getting glove mogged
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>>154255518
>shortstop
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Lindor is overrated. he's got pretty good range but a weak arm. his IQ lapses this season have been very noticeable. I respect what he's done for the Mets over the last few seasons, but I'm really hoping we trade him away while his value is still as its peak
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>>154255540
the mest are a depraved organization
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>>154255555
Holy digits…
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>>154255555
In awe of these digits and the trvth nvke
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I have faith in Benge. he just needs to get comfortable. his batting profile is so sweet. he looks like a pure opposite field hitter out there. he can be a 4 WAR player for us with a high BA/OBP, base pressure, and a GG in the outfield. he'll be a great leadoff hitter in the future
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he is also a whiny manbabby and truly juvenile
mest hitched their wagon to this buffoon for the next six years at $34 million per believing he would be a strong team leader and the identity of the club, when in fact he is the furthest thing from being a leader of men.
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>be MJ Melendez
>only one trying because the mest keep sending you to triple a
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>>154255675
They were still friends when he left the team too, losing him was another Stearn's masterclass.
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>lindor
>$34.1M annual salary
>hitting to a .190 AVG and .593 OPS
Meet the Mest
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What is even the point anymore
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that's what they brought in Semien and Pham for but it doesn't seem to be working
I think they were also hoping Freddie Peralta could step into that role a bit. he was the man in the Brewers clubhouse. he's kind of flown under the radar though since McLean is totally outshining him but is too young/green to lead
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>Stearns traded Jeff McNeil so Baty could be the super utility guy
>Jeff’s batting .276
>Baty’s batting .197 and can’t field
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>>154255555
>five fives
>lands it with a truth nuke
holy mother of digits
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I think it's because Semien is gritty and a very hard worker. he called out Seager for trying to call the shots while sitting on the bench with an injury, which is what caused the rift and Houston's desire to trade him away. Semien is supposed to be a great clubhouse guy who is in the trenches every day and can lead by example
also his fielding is still pretty damn good. no one thought he'd come here and hit 40 home runs again
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agreed anon. he's been doing better recently too. I think he's reached safely in a large majority of the last 10 games. once he fully acclimates, he'll be a real solid piece for us
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>it's only a game, it doesn't affect the nation
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>Lindor slow starter
>Soto on the IL for half the current season
>Bichette I dunno
>Semien and Polanco very clearly past their prime
>Baty and Vientos were fringe players to being with and now they’re getting every day at bats.
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Nah, Semien was never an elite player. Solid glove at 2B, sure, but his bat has always been up and down, and now at 35 it's clearly declining fast. The ''"gritty leader"'' stuff is overrated talk; plenty of hard workers never win anything. That Seager rift shows he can be a locker room headache when things aren't going his way. Texas didn't mind moving him for a reason.
Pham's even worse; a total journeyman who's been average at best his whole career. Signing these old guys is exactly why the Mets keep spinning their wheels instead of building with young talent. Bad process by the GM.
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The Mest are not a serious organization
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I don't think Semien was "elite" but to say he was never good is foolish
>>154255788
Because Stearns is retarded I think it's been made clear to everyone at this point.
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Everyone else
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>>154255794
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>>154255771
it was a tough year tbf. relatively weak FA class and prospects in a rich system are on the up and up, meaning we don't want their spots locked down by vets on inflated contracts. Alonso hasn't been great, McNeil has been okay, and Nimmo was double frying but is coming back down to earth. Semien is definitely a better defensive 2B than McNeil and should be a stronger clubhouse presence. we have a real issue at 1B with Polanco's injuries fucking us and Baty looking lost
we'll see what happens. we're all eager to do an autopsy but we're not even 15% of the way through the season
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>MEST
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>>154255808
That ass is gross. Looks like a granny ass. That is a man with a brazilian but lift.
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mest are being raped and gaped in chicago
but they enjoy it
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I get what you’re saying, but that’s kind of the whole issue if it’s a “""tough year”"" and the system is loaded with prospects you don’t want blocked, then why are you burning money and roster spots on aging vets who aren’t moving the needle? Semien being a better defender than McNeil doesn’t magically fix the fact that his bat is trending down and he’s not the long‑term answer. Same with Pham. These are stopgaps dressed up as “""leadership""”
>it's early in the season
the process still matters.
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>>154255794
>If Mr Met is gay, who fucks Mrs Met?
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I hear you. I'm not saying the Mets had wild postseason success but I think the play was always going to be to get guys on short-term contracts while the farm graduates. there are a lot of guys they are hoping will do well who I've outlined above in this thread
also, last year Baty and Vientos suffered from a massively crowded infield and couldn't get much playing time to improve. they are still young enough and have flashed enough potential that they deserved the shot in at least the first half of this season. we're seeing that they're not running with the opportunity so that will hopefully be addressed by the ASB
also we have caught bad luck with the Soto & Polanco & Minter injuries
again, I completely agree that it's been a shit start to the season and the moves made by Stearns aren't really panning out and were never perfect ways to address our needs. but the choices also didn't present many perfect solutions given the weak FA, internal drama, prospect surge, and disinterest in longer contracts for vets (e.g., Alonso)
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you excised some important context
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nhl loffs start tomorrow. sorry if im not around as much.
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>>154255924
My devils had a letdown season too
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>>154255912
Here’s the vibe:
>you walk back to the dugout after grounding out
>Lindor side eyes you
>Alvy gropes your ass and says good power
>Pham punches you and starts chimping out
>sit down
>Soto tells you to move that’s his seat
>you oblige to the trillionaire Soto and move
>Mr Basedmet is doing backflips off the bench hoping to snap his neck
>you grab some Gatorade
>its Marcus Simien’s semen
>Semien laughs and says “new guys gotta get punked”
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>>154255926
Keep being based
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lol
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are actual humans making these bets? who in their right mind thinks the mets are coming back from this lmao
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>>154256004
Kino
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Can someone make this Mets related?
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>>154256076
It’s only fair. Rockies are next!
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