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'stros
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Os, but in space
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Our shining light... our ray of hope in this forlorn darkness...
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Happ attack!!
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>>154256083
>Imagine having a must-win game on April 18th
KEK
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'gers
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Mets have the 6th worst run differential
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FAGGets kek!
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The '82 Braves and 51 Giants are the only two teams in baseball history to make the playoffs after suffering a ten-game losing streak.
>lolmest
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>mest getting assraped by the cubes
kek
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>>154256124
so you're saying there's a chance?
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>Elimination game on April 18th
>Mests
https://youtu.be/yRIoum_DnKg?si=RhKL-AzzN63CYj6H
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When do the Mets get to win at least 1 game???
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KWAB
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This is going to sound goofy, but watch the new owner being Latino be a reason for Manny and Tatis to suddenly blow up and go on a tear through the league like they're playing for team DR again
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>>154256115
The Mets director who staged shots like this got fired for screwing around with the daughter of a cameraman
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The Mest gamethread curse kek
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>>154256149
tatis is hitting 250 brotha
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>>154256134
Wrong song the actual mest theme song is this
https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=4Y4uTbrHGoe_pjVP
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>>154256144
>letting the hot 30-something have full control of the company
Why is it so common across America now?
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>taking out Benge for Tommy fucking Pham
I really can't wait for Mendoza to leave this team dude
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I hate all of you
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>>154256144
He doesn't have a job if the sewers didn't cheat, kek
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>>154256115
>da next degrom!
worse than yakfags and volpe

we need waaaay more than prime degrom right now
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>>154256173
PINK PONY CLUB
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why do the mets refuse to win a game?
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>>154256173
Shouldnt have been a little FAGGet and reported all the gamethreads. You deserve to be gutted
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>ANOTHER fucking double play
>Mest
My fucking God
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>>154256175
>we
you're not a Mets fan. trying to take away from what McLean is doing is some major loser shit
obviously we need more than an ace considering how doomed deGrom's starts were. but it's still a pleasure to watch McLean pitch and grow into the role
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>MEST
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A new owner wanting to grow the brand as much as possible means NIKKE night 2 is basically a guarantee.
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>>154256180
They gave up winning and child sex trafficking for Passover
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[vv]
Cubs win!!! Yeah!!! gg mets see ya tomorrow
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so whats the excuse today?
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GO CUBS GO!!
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>>154256191
You're just another homer, fuck this team and McFaggot's false hope.
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[vv] CUBS WIN!!!
gg Mets cya tmrw
I’ll actually be able to watch the entire game..
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>>154256199
gg cubbro
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da mets stink
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>>154256207
lol okay weirdo
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FAGGets kek!!!
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Let’s check in on the fat man
https://x.com/NjTank99/status/2045243715392872550
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>>154256218
lols they suck this year
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>>154256186
me when I make shit up
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Mets drop 9 in a row
That’s 3 back to back to back sweeps
Let’s that sink in
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Cubkees won that game.
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There were 2 failed 3rd strike ABS challenges during Mason Miller's last save, including the last pitch. Killed the vibe.
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>Here Lies the 2024 WTFMets
>Their greatest achievement was losing to the Dodgers in the ALCS
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>>154256230
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just need the mets offense to breakout and then we'll go on a heater or two and we're back in it
we're not getting swept by the cubs, so at least the losing streak will end this weekend
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>>154256216
gg but im a girl tho!
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>>154256216
I'm a girl tho
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>>154256216
I'm female!
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>>154256230
Crazy I was going to take them on my parlay but I wasn’t
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>>154256232
The CubKeeGers are giving the Cubbie Bears a chance.
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i'll throw you a bone, metsgays

mets are doing all this on purpose for the sake of entertainment purposes for the big comeback
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>>154256251
No they’re actually this shit
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White Sox fans have much better vibes than Cubs fans.
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>>154256216
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
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>>154256240
>we're not getting swept by the cubs
aaaaaaaaand why do you believe that, creep?
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>>154256241
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>>154256259
gg cubsistas
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>>154256241
>>154256242
>>154256245
>>154256259

Male hands typed these posts
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>>154256240
>we're not getting swept by the cubs
FAGGets kek!!!
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does any hope remain for Kodai-san?
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Mets/Nationals series to end the series with fourth place on the line is going to fucking HIT
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>>154256264
>cubspie has a male slave ready to type whatever she commands him to type
erm...
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>>154256241
>>154256242
>>154256245
>>154256259
large phone-wielding mitts typed these posts
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MENDY ON THE POSTGAME
MENDY ON THR POSTGAME
MENDY ON THE POSTGAME
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>>154256261
they're not good and we usually score a lot of runs here
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>>154256286
>doesn't deny being a creep
tacit admission
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>>154256249
Enemy of my enemy, etc.
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>>154256294
Tom and Jerry in the genny!
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dodgers soon. kind of
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The Mets have their elimination game tomorrow night less than a month into the season. Only two teams have reached the playoffs after losing 10 games in a row. The 1951 New York Giants (11 consecutive losses) and the 1982 Atlanta Braves (10 consecutive losses)
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>>154256308
and that was before the parity era, if this mets team played then they'd have like 18 lost in a row
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>>154256308
I missed the 2017 doggie doos as well, so 3 teams (Dodgers basically had everything wrapped up at that point tho)
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>>154256308
>putting up 10 L’s in a row
>in the parity era
Mets aren’t going to make it I’m afraid. Phillies are looming, Braves are back to their ‘21-‘23 form, Marlins are raw talent. nl east doesn’t have a spot for them.
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>>154256308
how does a team with a 400 million dollar payroll get swept 3 times in a row in this economy of baseball?
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>>154256229
to be fair the mest fag actually did have a mini crusade against gamethreads when he showed up.
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>>154256308
Stearns caused this. He can unfuck it in July if he’s smart but some people need to get cut.
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>>154256229
metstranny did in fact thread split on purpose to mess with the general thou
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>mendoza is still manager of the mest
kek
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>>154256348
its his last season unless stearns picks up his club option which he probably will
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>>154256313
woa
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>carlose Mendoza
kek
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Cubyals goin for the sweep
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>carlost mendoza
kek...KEK!!!
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>>154256371
kek post the manbewbs!
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>carlose mendon't
FAGGets kek!
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billagoods status?
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>>154256392
kwab
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>>154256403
Is this real
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>>154256403
>faggets
kek
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>>154256403
Womendoza kek!!!
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>>154256380
base ball is saved bros
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what heartfelt tribute to garret anderson on mlb tonight I hope the next commerc-
>OH. MY. CHEESE.
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>>154256417
That's just Pesäpallo.
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>>154256294
Perhaps... love can bloom on the battlefield...
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>>154256417
isn't that the finnish game
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My favorite pitcher loves god, what about your?
>>154256308
The 1982 Braves have a whole documentary that was made during that season.
https://youtu.be/8xidQHiw_ck
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Mets are a small family owned book publishing company just trying to republish this book 3 times in the last few years please understand.

>2023
>2025
>2026
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>>154256294
>>154256299
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>>154256240
literally no ass
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>>154256294
>>154256447
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>>154256222
>drooling with anger

WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT
>WHISKEY
>TANGO
>FOXTROT
WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT
>WHISKEY
>TANGO
>FOXTROT
WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT
>WHISKEY
>TANGO
>FOXTROT
WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT
>WHISKEY
>TANGO
>FOXTROT
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where's the guy/girl posting those black guys with eyes protruding from their sockets
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>>154256454
literally a perfect ass, tyrone
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>>154256484
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>>154256496
but are you guy or girl
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>>154256503
>be a mystery mutt angels fan
>go to Yankees game
>get rocked
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Can you imagine this Padres team with actual starting pitchers?
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>>154256446
Stearns should’ve blown the team up in 2024; mets miss out on the kino Alonso moment and cucking the Philths out of the NLDS but it ultimately didn’t end in a pennant or title so what was the point? Then again seeing his choices they are probably worse off if he did anyway. Fire stearns into the sun.
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>>154256276
what needs to go wrong in someone's life to end up like that
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>>154256503
if i keep yelling
>KILL HIM KILL HIM
to both of them, can i get in trouble?
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>>154256510
Those are all Yankees fans
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>>154256524
No only the person who deals the blow.
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>>154256527
Maybe the guy wearing all red to the angels game is an angels fan moshe
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>>154256193
What about Mococo?
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>>154256500
I'm a girl!
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So, Soto comes back, Lindor pouts even more, and the pitching staff still stinks. This season is lost. Fire Stearns.
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>>154256511
They have some outs and a Godmode BP so we'll see if they can make it work until reinforcements arrive
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>>154256536
He’s wearing a red majestic shirt and matching sneakers, that is a yankdominican uniform
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>>154256541
The Padres will also steal hololive night as well. In fact, with both Dodgers and Padres ownership tied to the same group, they'll share a hololive night during one of their series and we'll get official art of Fuwawa in a Dodgers jersey and Mococo in a Padres one
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>>154256193
NIKKE is dead, no one plays that game anymore.
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>>154256461
We'll give you RyMac if you forefit all games against us for the rest of the (post)season.
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>>154256553
You’re retarded if you think that.
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>>154256503
NY is a real mess since they let that muzzie jeet take office.
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>>154256564
t. no black papi kek
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>>154256581
baited
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the padres new owner is really named kwanzaa
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shouldn't it be arizona w-backs
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>>154256564
>sees a black man in a red
>AHHHH THAT MUST BE THE ANGELS
Some of you are so corpowhipped it ain't even funny
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>>154256564
Correct, it’s obviously a cocky angels fan. OP is a jewish pedophile.
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>>154256144
reminder that this guy was so assblasted that pete homered off his former closer and sent his former team home that he refused to give him 4 years when his market was soft, then let pete go after he had a great season and signed his old closer
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It's up!
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>>154256614
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>>154256363
god i wish my breasts were big enough to do that
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>>154256503
kek at the random yankee guy who got involved and ended up getting stomped by the angels fan
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>>154256614
>alla
What did they mean
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>>154256633
back to back logos for back to back champs
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>>154256503
Always a California team’s fan base involved in these fights
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>>154256637
Based and cringe at the same time, but I begrudgingly respect it
Also is the game even happening today
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>>154256503
>it took 5 yankee fans to hold back 1 angels fan
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>>154256640
Every Dodgers game you attend, you risk injury.

A couple of beers and its Fight Night. Getting out of the parking lot is hazardous.
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>>154256649
You only think it's cringe because it's LA doing it
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>>154256610
>>154256564
>>154256536
>damage control
ewww stinkeeeeee!!
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>>154256659
I think it's cringe that anyone would do it, Angelenos are just the first to flatter themselves
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If you have a generic name like will smith I don't think you should be allowed to play baseball. At least come up with a stage name.
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>>154256503
Deport them back to Ireland
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>>154256657
I've been to over 50 games in every part of the stadium and have never been within 1000 feet of a fight
it's usually in the left field pavilion when they do happen
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>>154256679
>it's usually in the left field pavilion when they do happen
kek, it really do be like that. my mom warned me about the pavilion when I was a kid and we would constantly see people being escorted out.
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>yankees lose the Anaels
>their fans beat the shit out of each other in the stands over it
why are they like this?
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>>154256669
>>154256693
Shut up Mets Timmy or you’re next
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>>154256698
>boys will fight over a baseball game but not over me
ugh
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Why are the brownoids so uppity this evening
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>>154256559
The Poodres can't even distribute vests without their Pacos attempting to murder each over them.
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>>154256495
if you like ten year old boys' asses
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Every team in the NL Central has a winning record
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>>154256720
Cincinnati Reds 11-8
Pittsburgh Pirates 11-8
Milwaukee Brewers 10-8
St. Louis Cardinals 10-8
Chicago Cubs 10-9
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>>154256698
why are mets fags such limp wristed pussies?
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>>154256614
who should I take in my parlay to hit dingers?
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>>154256698
>everyone is the mestkid
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>>154256709
It's a cool vest tho
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>>154256740
mettidoo 'em!
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>>154256709
so true kek
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>https://www.batterypower.com/atlanta-braves-discussion/129705/atlanta-braves-vs-philadelphia-phillies-game-thread-april-17
IT'S UP
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https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
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>>154256720
>>154256728
flyover stats don't count
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Why are Californians like this toward New Yorkers?
https://x.com/tmz/status/2045203512569536793?s=46
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>>154256773
>t. single digit wins
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>>154256771
kek
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>>154256771
LOL METS LOL METS METTY DOO ESS STEP RIGHT UP AND GALE THE FAGGEEEETS
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>>154256771
kek
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>>154256781
coastal cities are overrun with feral immigrants. NY, California all the same. John Rocker has been vindicated.
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>>154256363
>tfw no drunk big titty gf to grope publicly
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We’re less than a day away from the Mests having a double digit losing streak lmfao
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>>154256794
Spot on.
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What did to the Mets do to make everyone hate them

They just suck ass every year and disappoint
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>>154256771
lmao
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What's next for these two?
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>>154256771
new rington alert
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>>154256771
Jets are hogwash too kek
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Will the Mest fire Mendoza?
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>>154256614
dodgers will lose this series against the rockies and the padres will own first place for the rest of the season
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>>154256841
what would that solve
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>>154256824
The team was less obnoxious when they had comically inept ownership but trying to be Dodgers East and just buy a championship team while helping to drastically inflate free agent prices is guaranteed to make everyone fucking hate you
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The mets are relocating to Salt Lake City
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>>154256771
NO PIPI
NO CAGAR
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It's Wrestlemania weekend, you seriously going to watch Baseball instead?
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>>154256860
Where does this misinformation stem from?
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>>154256824
It's just a few mentally ill posters sperging out
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everybody hates NY. what a cesspool
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>>154256867
Cohen wants to get the mormons addicted to gambling
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>>154256794
John Recker
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The San Antonio Padres
Texas needs NL representation
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Cleveland, more like Cleave men on base…
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>>154256841
TLDR Mendoza is Stearns’ yes man hire
Stearns just praised him

Cohen would be going at Stearns’ throat if he fired Mendoza.
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>>154256894
FAHH!
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>>154256866
i'm watching both
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>>154256860
>satanic team to mormonville
its the ultimate counter correction, could work seeing as the mets are an abomination to god.
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mest relocating to the pink pony club
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>>154256885
Just move the Astros back to the NL but put them in the west and fill their spot with the Rockies or Sneks. The NL West would stay competitive and the AL West would be somewhat competitive since the Rocks would actually have a shot in that division.
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These filthadelphia uniforms are ugly as sin
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>>154256902
Vile
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>>154256910
So is Mormonism, so it fits.
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>>154256911
Does Dallas REALLY need a team?
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i have a bone to pick with steve job rn
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>>154256911
>same artist made another song
>”hot to go” song
>jumbotron panning towards kids
Were the Mets actually sending these kids to Epstein island?
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where did filthy find this bum pitcher
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Brehs.. they're adding chocolate milk to the Petco menu this season
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>>154256939
Of course
kike team
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>philty shitty connect
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This is kind of crazy
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>>154256939
>>154256946
ugh...what a bad look
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It might be time for the league to step in and disband the phillys if this is the product they put on the field
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>>154256941
Purchase your padres ticket with the theme game package and you too can get a bit titty black gf.
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>>154256940
there's only 1 place
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>>154256964
OH NO NO NO
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why does heidi watney look like that now
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The Dodgers scored 14 runs against the Mets in 3 games, the Cubs scored 14 against the Mets today. Therefore, the Cubs are 3 times better then the Dodgers.
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cubs suck lil sis
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Ok, this is the last straw. Cohen has got to go
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taijuan walker looking like a zesty freak these days
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>>154256985
The Dodgers are saving runs for the post season
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I don't enjoy watching Taijaun Walker throw batting practice to the other team.
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get taijan walker off this fucking team immediately or i'm going to scream and shit
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Braves on top
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>no Laureano for game 1 against the Angels with Soriano on the hill
we're punting this one bros...
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>>154257000
>>154257001
he's doing his best, give him another chance
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>>154257000
>>154257001
Chad innings eater
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>>154257007
Angels suck, Padres should win easily
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my local double A team has a lanigger jackson lookalike who is a better pitcher than this tyquan bum
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>>154257000
>>154257001
every team needs a mop up guy, just remove his starts from the equation, phils getting 90 wins still
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>>154257016
and there it is
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>>154257015
Soriano is blanking those bums
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>>154257016
yikes
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>>154257024
Pitch Primate
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>>154257016
Phillies are going to win more than they lose this season which is all that counts.
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>Cronenworth leading off

Stop filly dallying and convert him into a starter, or at least trade him for cheap SP.
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>>154257015
angels are on a roll and soriano is the scariest pitcher in the AL right now
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As bad as the philly pitcher is, keep in mind the braves waived this guy and he ended up back in the rotation in a week
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>>154257007
I got bad news for you 2hu
This stadium going to be loud and sad as fuck today
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>>154257029
coward
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>>154257041
Kek
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>>154257036
>convert him into a starter
Is this how we make up for missing Pivetta for a couple months?
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HARPER
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I actually think the challenges have made umps better. They're not missing as many calls now.
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>>154257057
umpies always win. don't fuhget it
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YOO HOO ALL TOGETHER
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Walklis
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>>154257015
poodres also suck
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>trying to hit a grand slam instead of a single
yup that's phillies baseball
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Luis Robert brought his White Sox stink to the Mets and its combined with the Mets stink to create a vile toxic fog of bad baseball.
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>>154257088
Schwarby would've done it.
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>>154257092
Pham’s also never not been on a 100-loss team
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Gotta be honest - I'm a litlte bored. Probably gonna leave the thread now.
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good your posts sucked
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Let’s go Hitler
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>Meredith Marockintits
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how joever is it for the mest
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>>154257075
Poodres got ya seethin?
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lets go phils (we suck)
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>>154257109
i just got here. stay a while
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>check swing groundout
roylels kek
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why does everyone in philly look like a miserable asshole
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Maikel Garciapara won his World Series already
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>>154257132
Do you have any interesting stories to share
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>>154257123
mets are rebuilding until soto is gone
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TBF my Poodres probably gonna lose tonight but IDGAF knuckleballer Matt Waldron is back on the mound. It's either gonna be a laugher or fantastic pitching duel
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>>154257119
She looks like she has assets
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Kam
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>bobby shitt jr
Who’s going to be the AL MVP runner up this year now that Cal and Bobby suck? Trout?
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>>154257092
could mason miller strike this guy out?
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lillies kek
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what the fuck JT, that was a great throw from Garcia
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>>154257146
that one black guy from the angels
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>>154257146
Judge
Trout
Yordan

The BBW will make it seem close for entertainment value
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>>154257124
They haven't played anyone good this season.
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>>154257124
poodres got me the opposite of seething
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phillys really should be relegated to AA
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>nat off to another horrible home stand

qt3.14 azn behind home plate at least
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china please take taiwan walker
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a JUDGIAN double
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>>154257119
what do tiddies feel like bros?
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>>154257165
who's phillys? is she in marketing?
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>giving up a dinger to poostin riley
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time to pick a new game
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>>154257163
Tell me who's good this season, precious
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>>154257174
crispy jalapeno wontons
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Just know that if I were at home right now I’d be posting the Philthys fan puking image right now
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well gg barfidoos that was quick
>taijaun
god he STINKS
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>>154257180
They'll be +10 GB before their first match with the Dodgers.
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>>154257175
it's the name of a really shit mlb club that looks like it should be disbanded hope this helps
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>>154257165
Not even the worst team in the division right now kek
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I'm still nervous. Braves pitcher is also an absolute shitter.
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the Apple TV broadcast blows, I'm glad I don't pay for this shit
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>>154257165
Mets should be relegated to the sandlot, then.
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>>154257165
Mets to rookie ball?
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>>154257150
You tell me.
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>>154257197
>>154257205
>>154257207
yeah both clubs are trash youre right
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Could he break up a Yamamoto no hitter?
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>>154257218
>consecutive 90+ win seasons
>trash
FAGGets kek!!!
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>>154257219
>medsiners triumvirate
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>>154257219
my braves :)
i have no idea what this chart means
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>>154257218
One of those teams is a lot more respectable than the other and we can leave it at that.
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>>154257192
Bit of a mouthful for a team name
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I was joking but Manny is unironically stoked about the fact that the new owner is Latino. He's seriously going to go on a tear because of that.
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>>154257219
>>154257230
>top right: good
>bottom left: bad
>top left, bottom right: based retards
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>>154257196
hm i just checked the list and couldn't find it, which division is it in?
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>again
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>>154257230

up good, right good
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KKam
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>>154257244
>dick lovelady
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Schlittler is winning the AL Cy Young Award
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Nigga heil schlittler
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>
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DOM BOMB
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Classic Dom Smith dinger
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>Garret Cole getting demolished in AA
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>>154257219
I’m thinking Braves v Tigers in the WS this year…
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>>154257238
I think he's more stoked about ABS
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Big dick dom
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DOMINIC SMITH
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walker more like give-up-a-homer
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>>154257273
braves vs angels
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>>154257272
>>garret
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>>154257272
Atleast he covered first this time
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a JAZZIAN walk
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a JAZZED walk
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>>154257273
>>154257286
Braves don't have the pitching to beat the Dodgers in a 7 game series
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Where did all these barfs lifelongs come from?
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what's the best SP we could get for acuna's bum ass
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>"red" sox
>wearing green
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Let's guess what city they're relocating te Padres.
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>>154257310
Kodai Senga
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>>154257306
we already had this discussion 2 weeks ago zoom zoom
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>>154257313
Portland
check em
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>>154257311
I like em
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>>154257313
>Mexican named José
East LA
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>>154257313
I WANT THIS BITCH BLEACHED
CLEAN CUMSHOT
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>>154257313
>doggiedoo esl
kek
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>>154257313
Not relocating.
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KKꞰam
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>>154257319
qrd?
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>>154257335
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154146794
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KKꓘam Schlittler
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you have a 7 point lead just throw a fucking strike
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>>154257313
Boring. Let's talk about Kwanza Jones relocating her chest under my head.
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>poodres have to racemix before they enter their ballpark now
UMMM POODRES?
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We're so back literally who can stop us?
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>>154257313
Japan.
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PERFECT GAME ALERT
PERFECT GAME ALERT
PERFECT GAME ALERT
CAM SCHLITTLER YANKEES
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>>154257325
He's Puerto Rican, she's the one from LA lol
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>>154257353
are there east asians in san diego
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>>154257353
Oh noooo haha please don't
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>>154257359
shut up bitch
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filthy doos kek
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>Wells likes LEGOs
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Perez is trying so fucking hard to get the Philthys back in this game and they’re too shit to take advantage of it
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>>154257382
>>154257370
>cant score a guy who hit a triple with less than 2 outs
yup that's phillies baseball. imagine if they hit LE DINGER :O
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>>154257361
He is the most jewishy puerto rican i've ever seen
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braves waived this pitcher and nobody picked him up and he didn't want to go to the minors...is he playing...for FREE
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A JUDGIAN STRIKEOUT
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>>154257339
>perubot thread
Yea I ain’t reading all that.
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>>154257375
>fave movie Revenge of the Sith
/tv/ is NOT gonna like this one bit!
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>>154257362
Yeah there's some at UTC
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>>154257313
Tennessee
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>>154257401
Reddit answer tbqh
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Schwarber will hit a grand slam and bring us within a few runs
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>>154257394
he's doing the janny duties for the club in exchange for a rotation spot
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>>154257404
that's a timezone..
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PERFECT GAME ALERT
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>>154257313
Kwanza looks like she owes stonks on Cygames and Nexxon games. Blue archive Padres collab, very soon.
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>>154257411
You can lead a yellow-fever horse to water...
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riley struckout looking twice on atrociouscalls but he's not allowed to challenge kek
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schlittydoo 'em!
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>>154257313
Chicago and SoCal are already strong and established baseball markets, it's time to expand to the rapidly growing south.
>Nashville White Sox
>Carolina Padres
It just makes sense
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stankeedoo ‘em!
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just went outside bros, there are hot girls out there....
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Padres are not relocating.
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Yea IDK I think Elly is the best SS in all of MLB rn.
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>>154257449
it's Kim actually
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Mests president just gave Mendoza the dreaded “vote of confidence, what day next week is he fired by?
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>>154257313
Dubs and Albuquerque
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best SS? konnor griffin, sorry gramps
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>>154257454
Which Kim?
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least kino way to strike out
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>>154257463
>Konnor Griffin
White people be naming their kids anything mythical kek
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based Baldwin exposing this fraud ump
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>>154257470
This is a perfect microcosm of the Phillies' entire season to this point
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SCHLITTLER'S PERFECT GAME NOOOOOOO
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KKꓘKam
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>stankeedoo ‘em!
stankeedoo ‘em!
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>>154257329
>Wanting to be in the Dodger's shadow for all eternity.
It's time to build a new fanbase in a new city and state.
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painted the corner for strike 3
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>>154257492
Jose has more capital than Guzzleheim thoughbeit. Get ready to compete.
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now THESE are the Rays I'm more accustomed to
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Not relocating.
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Iowa City Padres
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>>154257511
there isn't another Ohtani and Yams available in the market, it's more likely the Padres become the Mets 2.0 if their new owner decides to spend.
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a BELLI slap
>>
a BELLI slap!
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Leave the business to the billionaires lil neet
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FUCKING CHALLENGE STANTON WTF
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A RICEONIAN BLAST
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I'm gay.
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a RICEONIAN blast
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RICED
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>>154257274
turns out Machimpo was right and the umps were wrong, who knew?
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>>154257566
>Machimpo was right
always was
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>>154257555
we know
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the window for any team not named the braves to win the nl east has closed
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>>154257525
>they can't compete, there's no Japanese free agents!
Getting some real 2024 lifelong vibes here
>>
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>>154257577
Truth hurts
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need a shutdown inning from schlittler here
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If the Phillies can't score against Martin fucking Perez they might actually be cooked
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berds stros starting right now
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KKꓘKKam
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> mlb audio generic ripoff of no one knows

lel
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time to send acuna to the Rome Emperors
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a SCHLITTLERIAN strikeout
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>>154257614
>only two games up on the mest
>have played two less games than them
PHAGGies kek!
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>>154257355
DREW-BE-DOOOO

bro i missed that goobers energy.
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a SCHLITTLERIAN popup
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that was a nice catch
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a SCHLITTLERIAN pop flyout
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>>154257613
shutdown secured, lets get some insurance
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infield single is the most exciting play in baseball
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>>154257655
No the most exciting play in baseball is the inside the park homer
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/why are the Red Sox wearing green
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>>154257655
8-2 put out mogs
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for me it's the 463 double play
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Can we please stop letting Ramirez put on a catcher's mitt
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a CABALLERONIAN walk
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berds lead
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>>154257667
yes, yes, probably, yes, get me a little drunk
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>>154257667
Raising awareness for people who are red-green colorblind
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CABBY ON THE BASEPATHS
CABBY ON THE BASEPATHS
CABBY ON THE BASEPATHS
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a KWANZAIAN PAIZURI
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>>154257667
Left reminds me of my wife, who I hate. But she’s hot at least.
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>>154257689
I fucked your wife
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>>154257689
i sucked your wife
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DINGLED
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astros actually had soul when they were in the nl
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left is ugly as sin
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>>154257693
>>154257695
cringe
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>>154257689
i cucked your wife
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>>154257689
I respected her
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love my small ball raysies :)
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a CABALLERONIAN steal
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>>154257702
yep. being soulless is a prerequisite for AL membership
>>
CABBY STOLE (9)
CABBY STOLE (9)
CABBY STOLE (9)
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a JUDGIAN walk
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>6 scoreless innings from Martin Perez
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Braves DFA'd this dude five days ago, he cleared waivers, they resigned him, and he just pitched six shutout innings.
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when will the mets win another game
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a JUDGIAN walk
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>>154257689
You don’t have a wife. But if you do then I also fucked her.
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A BELLARIAN ABS CHALLENGE
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a JUDGIAN steal
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>>154257744
never
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judgetahni
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>>154257739
he did well once he started throwing strikes
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>>154257739
Perez walks a tightrope. As a sixth+ starter, he can be great in small doses. Very smart pitcher
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nobletiger incoming
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>>154257689
i edited your wife's wikipedia page without express written permission
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>>154257769
Honestly shocked he lasted through the sixth even with the shutout
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I don’t feel so good
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HEIL SCHLITTLER
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Martín Perez what a legend. Fun fact he doesn’t really even need to be playing baseball as he owns a huge cattle farm.
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>>154257689
she's taking BBC right now
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S A L A M I
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>>154257795
Shelley Duvall swings the bat better than the Rockies
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The White man with a hit!
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>>154257689
I cheated on your wife
with you
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Walt called in the unofficial mercy rule
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>>154257835
The Dodgers payroll needs to be

corrected
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GRISHONIAN ROUTINE POP UP
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>>154257835
Well that’s because the directors purposely stressed her out during the filming of that movie. She wasn’t acting in that scene. She was shivering from hunger and burn out
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Why is a guy that never appeared in the majors the hitting coach for the red sox?
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>>154257844
checked and confirmed
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CROW.
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>>154257866
Stanley fuckin Kubrick man
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Of course the leadoff double goes nowhere
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Philthies aren't any better than the mest. Dare I say it they are worse
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I apologize to poostin riley
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>Jose Suarez
Braves are giving the Phillies a chance
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How's my grandson doing ATL?
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>>154257902
they are as bad if not worse
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AL is wide open
NL is Dodgers, Padres, Braves
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where is nu tho
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>>154257909
not a fan
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KKꓘKKꓘam
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KKKam scHITLER
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a SCHLITTLERIAN strikeout
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imagine having a bullpen that isn't absolute trash
couldn't be my rays
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Recycle
>>154256354
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>>154257902
spiritually the same record atm. what went wrong?
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>>154257795
why, did you suck one cock too many?
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>>154256354

>>154256354

>>154256354
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>>154257902
The Phillies are disappointing and rapidly aging. The Mets are completely rudderless.

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