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PB5>

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JaylGOD tonight: 26PTS, 11-21 shooting, 2-2 free throws
ShaiFRAUD tonight: 25PTS, 5-18 shooting, 15-17 free throws

Yeah if this zesty bitch goes to the finals I know he's getting the ETHICAL belt from JaylGOD

If Wemby doesn't become the best ever, Thunder might 4-peat
They'll keep being the best defense ever for few more years and Shai will keep out ft-ing whole teams

I just hate watching the Thunder. It’s a matter of personal taste - I just don’t like watching the way they play, and I just wouldn’t choose to watch a game they play if I have no rooting interest. The NBA has decided that this is a legitimate style of play, so if I’m the Thunder, I keep playing this way. But it’s ugly to watch. It’s also the object example of why refereeing is too big a part of the NBA game. It’s the mostly lawyerly, “we play exactly by the rules and push all gray areas to the point where we are just a pile of exceptions swallowing every rule” style of play, and it’s not aesthetically pleasing at all. They’re good. But they aren’t in that Popovich-Spurs, Kerr-Warriors, “I need to go out of my way to watch this” good, or even approaching that.

Can't believe I'm forced by universal hoop law to admit that I dislike the smelltics less than the Oklahomo Semen Demons.

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Stay seethin

>>154294068
Tatum facing the first adversity of his entire life in the form of that injury has given him that dawg, you can see the change

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Why if first round 7 games again?

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>>154294047
cc22>

>>154294166
ethics status?

YAWNNN , 2 boring blowouts in a row

>>154294203
Only 6 FTs he dont got his superstar whistle back

This has been maybe the worst single day of playoff basketball ever

>>154294270
I specifically being bored out of mind in the early 2000s through a lot of the 1st round

>>154294270
pissies vs tragic should be better since they're both dirty teams

>>154294270
Yesterday wasn’t that great either to be honest. Cavs vs raptors was a blowout, Knicks vs hawks was just alright but it was clear the Knicks were better, nuggets vs Timberwolves was good, and lakers vs rockets was unwatchable with the shitty rockets.


Why is the 1st round 7 games instead of 5?

>>154294166
I like Jayson Tatum a lot more than Shai

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>25/4/7 on 5-18 shooting, 15-17 FT
How do leaf nuthuggers find shai enjoyable to watch?

>>154294323
>Why is the 1st round 7 games instead of 5
((()))

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SGA hit 5 FGs in the game, none of them 3s and somehow he got 25pts out of it

Suns lose! Suns lose!

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>Pistons v Magic
Back in the day, this was a great series.
McGrady all by himself.
Pistons came back from 3-1 to win.
Doc Rivers historic playoff fuck ups began here.

Alright Pistonsbros, the higher seed won every single game in a blowout so far. Let's do this.

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So i just read a report which said Dickerson actually got an MRI done and it literally showed nothing, he literally just has a fucking bruise knee. He ducked the legacy series against his biggest rival because his bussy was sore? Takea fucking advil and get yo ah out there you bum. unreal that a 41 year old still want it badder than u.

Fuck you all and fuck SGA.
MVP is supposed to be a good behavior award too. Someone who makes their team into #2 from the dumps deserves it not someone who statpads.

MVP is Wembanyama.

Brock Lesnar jobbed in less than 5 minutes

playoffs always kinda suck in the first round i guess, last years also had 5/8 4-game and 5-game sweeps, only denver - clippers (that was a great series) and warriors - houston (sloppy series) ended in 7-game sweeps

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>>154294421
KDs a failure as a man

>>154294488
Yeah there is usually one or two series in the 1st round that truly feel like anyone can win. I think Magic-Pistons might end up like that, we'll see

>celtics win it all
>thunder win it all
Which would make /nba/ more mad?

>>154294488
>denver - clippers (that was a great series)
Yeah, that was an amazing series.
Aaron Gordon buzzer beater was kino

>>154294481
bud light don't pay him nothin

>>154294465
I find it hard to evaluate Wembys actual impact because he's such an odd player. Spurs are also a bit strangely constructed without a real playmaking pg so it can be hard to discern who is making stuff happen. It will be interesting to see them in playoffs, I think Wemby will rise to the occasion

>>154294536
Celtics are polarizing, but nobody except Leafjeet respects the Thunder.

>>154294565
>Celtics are polarizing
fuck inceltic

>>154294536
If the Magic made the Finals against Minny

>>154294171
should just be if 3-0 series is over. no game 4 home revenue for the low seed loser team who can't get 1 game.

>>154294565
Not polarizing with one literal fan.

>>154294565
Nice try inceltic, your jew tactics are too easy to spot

>>154294548
>without a real playmaking pg
>stephon castle was 6th in APG, 4th among PGs (Cade, Luka, Harden)
damn there must be a fuckload of teams with no playmaking pg

>>154294578
>>154294585
>>154294588
Ireshart also respects them, plus their unexpected success their year has made them less hatable.

>>154294612
Fox has 6.2 apg and he has 7.4, spurs simply pass a lot. They also just give Wemby the ball pretty often.

lenny kravitz gave me aids

>>154294642
Stop.

>>154294481
Every Brock Lesnar match since he's returned in 2012 except the Cena Extreme Rules match and his Roman / Taker matches have been 5 minute one sided squash matches.

>>154294661
KP…

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>>154293990
Don’t run when it comes.

>don't oy vey when it comes

This shit is boring as fuck. I can't imagine wasting all season only to have multiple blowout games when it's most important in this tranny sport.

Imagine being Wemby.
Imagine knowing you're the best player on that court everytime but Chet has a championship and you don't.

>>154294760
Detroit Orlando game thread

Ireshart and Malaysia just proved themselves as cowards today. First, they call me out by name when the Thunder were down by 1 with 10 minutes left in the first quarter. Thunder took a lead and both of those cowards decided to run. Just like I predicted. So I will as this. When June comes and what I predict comes to pass (thunder championship) will you fight like a man? Or will you run like a coward like you did today. The choice is yours.
>>154294736
Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back

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>>154294068
'fraid so

It all will lineup perfectly
>blast the suns
>SGA revenge on Luka and the Lakers (sloveina finally kills himself
>beat spurs in the WCF
I don’t give a shit who comes out of the east. I want boston. I haven’t forgotten the shit inceltic talked about me before June of 2025.
>>154294736
Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back

Pistons had an excuse for these sloppy mistakes last year, this year it's completely inexcusable.

>watch nba games
>commercials are all dykeball players

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>>154294847
>I want boston.
No, you don’t

Celtics are cakewalking to the 'nals

the orlando magic good vibes are back

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>>154294847
>I want boston
See you in the finals, ShaiGOD

>>154294861
Sup sadietroon. Come back to me in June. I’ll be here, the question is, will you?
>>154294736
Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back

PORTLAND WILL BEAT SAN ANTONIO

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>aja wilson commercial
based

>>154294665
DONOVAN CLINGAN = DPOY

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>>154294774
im prolly gonna run like a coward ngl iann gon hold u

>>154294905
Bams BBC keepin her happy

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>Detoilet was a pretender all along
2015 Hawks vibes. Knickmidgets are the only thread, then the ThunderGODS

What the actual fuck are the Pistons doing? They have forgotten how to play basketball.

If the Pisstons lose to the Magic Cade should kill himself.

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>>154294905
WNBA player shoes outselling NBA player shoes is something

So the magic really finna shock the worlded?

Magic are probably the worst low seed matchup for the pistons. They are just as big and just as capable of being physical. 3 point shooting isn’t one of the Pistons strongest points so they can’t just shoot the magic out the game.

I think the pistons will win the series but by the end casuals will be asking how they were the 1st seeed.

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Worlded status?

>>154294912
You summon the beast but cover your ears when it roars? How does that work?
>>154294736
Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back

>>154294914
>2015 Hawks vibes

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK THAT FAR

WHAT ABOUT LAST YEAR'S CAVS

WON THE CONFERENCE, GOT #1 SEED, SWEPT IN THE FIRST ROUND

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>>154294933
'fraid so

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>>154294332
Because we watch the games and not just box scores so we can see how Shai manipulates the defense with almost curry-like gravity. A BAWB would never understand, guys like Jokic are left free in single coverage because they arent respected by the defense.

cades defense is shite

Why are you shooting so many fucking threes you bums? That isn't your identity.

This Italian mf on fire

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>boston/okc finals

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>>154294947
>You summon the beast but cover your ears when it roars?
Bars

No wonder the Magic wanted this matchup. Pisstons are regular season demons.

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>>154294952
>LAST YEAR'S CAVS

Migrate if youre discussing pistons/magic
>>154294760

>detoilet

Magic are capable of mucking the series offense but their 3 point shooting isn’t so garbage they will eventually falter

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>>154294980
This flip already knew

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>>154294980
TateGOD and JaylGOD and WhiteGOD will ethically win and finally become beloved by /nba/ as everyone cheers them on over shaifoul

>>154294947
im just a silly goose i guess

>>154294994
why make a thread for this game????????????

>>154295001
Its a playoff game.
Same shit happens for nfl

Has the pistons ever had a flashy team? feels like all their legendary teams were build on defense

>>154295001
They come in clutch when the schizos are fucking up the main thread

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>>154294946
qt

>>154295008
We aren;t the NFL bro

>>154295015
You’re correct, they always relied on team synergy, toughness, and defense They draft and trade based on that identity.

>>154294994
FIRST QUARTER IS OVER AND YOUR THREAD ONLY HAS THREE REPLIES

KWAB

>>154294905
that's a man

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>>154295000
Damn even Lulgaria will have to root for the CeltGODS in a potential finals against FTA
Hilarious

i like suggs because he's the heart and soul of the magic but i didnt realize he made 35m this year. you can get like 3 boston white guys for that price

>>154295008
nfl doesn't have first round slop series

BEEF STEW IS THAT MF

ummm detoiletbros???

>>154295044
Pistons have momentum
They'll be leading by the end of the first period

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worlded status?

>OY VEY MUH LUNGS AN SHEEEEIIIIITTT!!!

>MUH PRECIOUS FRAGILE LUNGGERS!!!!

>T. CADE CUNNINGHAM

>Paolo continuing to shoot efficiently
Fakest thing I have ever seen

If the magic dont get a large lead in the first half then the pistons will take this game

>>154295057
pit lingerie

>>154294994
migrate off /sp/ retard

>>154295059
sexo with jenny

>>154293990
What's the point of getting numbers like that if you can't convert it to championships?

>>154295041
Hockey is a completely different game where a hot goalie can win a game almost singlehandedly even on a shit team

tobias harris just sort of dunked on bitadze

>>154295044
Just had to shake off the rust. Back to reality.

All these fucking offensive rebounds by the Magic ffs. Can we please check if Dennis Rodman can suit up?

Goga?! You fucking disappoint me!

Orlandosissies... did we get too cocky?

>>154294760
>>154294760
>>154294760
game thread

it's orlandover. tag the hornets back in

the worlded... is unmoved....

GET A FUCKING REBOUND

tobias harris is hoopin.

wonder what jimmy butler is up to these days. is he still with the heat?

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>5/18 FGM
>0-4 3PM
>15/17 FTM

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>>154295295
damn

>>154295148
these games dont need a gamethread

>suggs gets subbed off
>magic lose their lead instantly
this whole time everybody was arguinh over franz vs bachero, but its clear that suggs needs to be the lead player

refs always wanna take over a game

detroit blowing it

pistons are unfortunately going to get fraud blitzed on twitter and other shitholes because people love the "omg le 60 win 1 seed isnt actually good!!" narrative, but also because the pistons lucked into fighting the most talented and competently put together team out of all the 7 and 8 seeds today
dont get me wrong, I didnt say the magic are good, but theyre the only 7 and 8 seed that either isnt missing a key player or doesnt literally have a bench and ancillary piecies full of bums and retards

But everybody is going to pretend the pistons arent blowing them out because the pistons are bad instead of because the magic are the least shit team that a 1st and 2nd seed has faced today

Pistons are supposed to be a tough physical team? They're getting out rebounded and beat to every single loose ball lol

i shouldve listened to jenny

>>154294998
Kek. That was me. I root for the Cavaliers now. That post was written before Harden was in and played ethically in Cleveland, so it's a valid excuse to change my opinion. I think the Cavs are up to something. The Celtics would lock up the OKC, though.

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nice league silver

this series could get fun. the refs should just make bad calls on purpose to get everyone fired up and take matters into their own hands

>>154294998
I mean thats probably the favorite now

wait didnt someone make fun of me for saying paolo threw the playin game so they could face detroit instead of full strength celtics lel

I expect Detroit to pull away with a 10 point lead after the 3rd quarter, Pistons win 113 - 105

Orlando gonna take these bums to the limit. A Play in team shouldn't be leading the 1 seed

>Jalen Suggs is dating Haley Van Lith

I hope he gets a life ending injury

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Fuck this fraud are you shitting me

>>154295447
The Magic lost to the Celtics C team benchwarmers in a game to potentially get the 6th seed and then they lost to the 76ers without Embiid less than a week later for the 7th seed. They're dogshit, the Pistons are just soft as fuck inside to the point that it's getting exploited.

>>154295447
All I know is that Detroit is basically Canada, and therefor is a fraud by association

>>154295540
she broke up with him and he was on stream saying he had an ex on charlie kirk shi

>Detoilet could have traded for MPJ
>traded for kevin huerter instead
you deserve this

>>154295490
Not from back in december

im starting to feel tremors in the ground bros

Ausar's defense is lowkey keeping the Pistons in this

>>154295657
kevin bacon...

>>154294905
Her womb will birth the basketball GOAT.

why is Stu hanging out in the 3 pt area? Nigga go down in the block and get a rebound

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Why did Suggs do it?

>>154295699
>2 nigerians
no.

If this is what the Magic are doing to the Pistons on the boards and in the paint, then I can't imagine what Jarrett Allen and Evan Mobley would do to their asses.

Theres a guy on the Magics who looks like Austin Butler. Im not gay but Id shave my bussy for him to pound me

>>154294952
People keep talking about Emsneed as a fake demon the nigga hasn't played meaningful ball since 2023. Donovan Mitchell has led multiple 1st seed to a second round exit.

Ausar Thompson is the best perimeter defender in the league and it's not even fucking close.

Hey guys my dad works for the local glory hole and I saw the script; Durrcant is out for the 'yoffs, Luka is coming back in the 3rd game of the second round and it's gonna be smellshits vs the fakers in the Finals. Lebeta will sign with the cavs this summer and win his 6th ring next season then retire.

>>154295704
>hailey "I take my headphones off to hear how loud my fart is" van lith

>>154295468
Based

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>>154295475
>don't televise Denver vs. Minnesota, Knicks-Hawks or either Spurs game
>make a national showcase out of this shit
This league can literally do nothing right

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How long has Ausar been the better twin

>not a single playoff game has been decided by less than 10 points
kek

>>154295798
Tranny joked aside the chick got some fat tits

>>154295861
proof that the play in is kino but the playoffs are not

this feels like a game that will be decided in the 4th quarter

how hard is it to just put the ball in the basket

>>154295861
Id be shocked if the detroit game spread is more than 2 or 3 points

the magic are gonna lose this game. They should have a much bigger lead

5 of fucking 18, this is prime chuckry levels of "greatness"

jalen duren getting raped

>>154295902
betslop took detroit -8.5

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>"suggs why did you drop Hailey Van Cheeks? did you have more interesting prospects?"

once ausar thompson starts making open jumpers it's over for the magic

>Detoilet Pisstains choke in the first round
After all that!

let's cover the nba playoffs with three guys who sucked in the playoffs

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>>154295948

i hope you guys arent actually watching this shit product

>>154296073
nah I just read the box scores

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>>154296073
Of course not. I even slept through the Thunder game.
>17 fucking free throws
The league is peak cattleslop now.

>>154295063
Why niggas always tryna breef

>>154296073
the okc game finished hours ago man

Lakers Rockets and Wolves Niggets only soulful series rn

>>154296073
all my hockey teams except the Avs are choking so I have no choice

>>154296073
background for shitposting

Biberty?

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By the almighty power of Hailey Van Ass, the Orlando Suggs will win this

Dunc Robinson looks like Jamie from Progressive

>>154296073
I watched every single game. Had some snacks while doing so.

Paolatriots in control

Duren is such a bitch. You're getting punked by Wendell Carter Jr lmao

Where'd the Pisstons tough guy routine go? I thought they were bad boy bullies.

Fucking chumps.

paolo cookin em

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what is going on with detroit?

this feels like one of those games of basketball where you kinda know the pistons are better but the magic just keep having the lead and being within the pistons' grasp but just outside of their reach the whole game and they can just never quite close the gap

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uh-oh

embarrassing

Pisstains exposed

goddamn my pisstains suck

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>paolo was sandbagging all season

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>I watched every single game

>>154295922
Yeah, I'm getting cooked. Fucking Cade acting like this is his first playoffs.

pistons coach wins Coach of the Year after getting btfo by an 8th seed.

>>154296266
imaging trying to pick up women by competing in a detroit pistons quiz and not only that but losing to the other guy

>>154296293
he loses nothing from doing that

>>154296293
you miss all of the shots you don't take

just an hour before wembust getting exposed in the playoff

When my pistons win by double digits and series ends in 4 games
Will you all apologize?

>/nba/ doesn't know that the Pistons are a second half team who routinely pull away with depth and defensive adjustments

>>154296320
I will. But right now your trash ahh team is getting exposed

>>154296259
>watching basketball is somehow a bad thing
Why are you here then?

>>154296310
by the blazers? i doubt it. my question is can he play multiple series in a row of physical basketball

>>154296320
my apology won't be as loud as the disrespect was

>>154296335
To shipost

I wanna fuck caitlyn Clark so bad bros

>>154296357
Blazers have taken out a lot of good teams this season. They can't win but they can definitely steal a game or two

>loud crowd noise in the broadcast
:)

paolo heard he was goin to the wizards for always disabled this offseason and started playing

Detoilet is this years Cavs but even faker lmao.

the pistons will ultimately fail because they refused to find somebody better than Tobias Harris

>>154295861
games decided by less than 10 are just FT shooting contests for the last 2 minutes, boring kwab games

Fucking embarrassing pisstains

Bickerstaff is a playoff terrorist lmao.

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Pressing S

JB Bickerstaff frauding his third team as a high seed kek

>i'm clean like dish detergent

Duren is -16, Stewart is +5. But yes, let's keep Duren in the game when he is getting completely bitched.

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Chauncey billups cant coach shit

that was a travel

Anyway whats up with blazers spurs

>>154296521
Beef Stew just had a 3 sec violation that nigga dumb as hell

>buy our streaming service to watch the playoffs
>very next day have to buy another streaming service to watch the playoffs
fuck this gay earth

>>154296546
Easu streaming gambit.

It was pretty obvious the Magic were at least evenly matched with the Pistons, and shouldn't have been a big underdog. They're both basically just "physical" tough teams, and the Pistons especially have nothing outside of the paint

>t. watched all of the Pistons games (but only the ones against the Spurs), all of the Magic games (except for all of them, but I kinda vaguely heard they were good a couple playoffs ago or something), and have been watching the NBA for over a decade (but only like the last 1.5 years of over a decade, because I saw Wemby highlights on YT and got interested)

>>154296565
based

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>refs caught trying to bring Detoilet back

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detroit blowing it hardd

I've seen enough. Lakers vs Magic final.

is there no other "jump" song than house of pain holy fuck

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>>154296617
>Lakers

What even goes on in detroit?

WELCOME TO BRICKTROIT CITY

>>154296619
can halen

>>154296565
I thought pistons best player was kill so I just assumed the line would be close I feel retarded for not putting a massive chalk parley minus this game because I would've easily have bet the magic +8.5 by sheer ignorance

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Why don't the Pistons simply plant an IED on the Magic team bus?

>>154296619
they must be still making a fortune on that on nba royalties

I don't rate Paolo and I don't rate Cade. Not sure how to feel right now.

>>154296644
Downtown is pretty dead unless there are games going on

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Why even play basketball if its not gonna matter on judgment day

you don't even have to guard half of detroit's team. Tryharding can't be that effective in the regular season

>>154296650
they never play it
>>154296658
one hit wonders be more set for life than your average platinum broke artists

omg man da silva is complete and utter dogshit

Everybody's gonna miss their shots
(Get down) all the fans are gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Brick City
(Get up) everybody's gonna miss their shots
(Get down) every fan is gonna leave their seat

>>154296715
lukek bros...

by my calulations, detroit is going to have to win the 4th quarter by 8 points to win the game

>>154296715
the one thing i know about basketball mvps is never bet on the white guy

>>154296706
>Tryharding can't be that effective in the regular season
If you're not some meme team shitter, then yes it's important for home court advantage. For everyone else there really is no point.

>>154296742
kek

how lame is detroit if they lose

Pistons have no offense outside of Cade iso. They play exactly like one of those smaller market mid tier 2000s teams who punched above their weight with defense but could never attract another star.

https://youtu.be/J3iennlf-OA?si=V8zLz5Nh7QYB_oA-

damn this dj in detroit isn't even trying

>>154296715
There is no way in hell they let Wetbananas become the youngest MVP ever. It'll be FTA or Jokic. Jokic has a strong narrative as the first big to average a triple double. And they've already given charity MVPs to FTA and Embiitch already so I can totally see them giving it to Jokic. If Wemby somehow wins the world will explode.

>>154296644
Cultural enrichment

how do we save the east

>dat pistons cheerleader kween
FUCK

This thread is moving so fast no one will notice when we were younger my cousin and I touched weiners
Go pistons

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crashing your 1 seed with no survivors

magic won the bane trade

>>154296779
Sga is a lock because Adam silver hates basketball

Bitches think I'm Ersan Ilyasova

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lmao

realistically who can stop the celtics

>MVP
Jokic
>DPOY
Wemby
>ROTY
Flagg
>6OTY
KJ
>COTY
Mitch Johnson
>MIP
Deni
>CPOTY
Murray

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Detroit winning this

how did the sixers shut down paolo?

>>154296803
Kanye is that you

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>>154296830
>>154296835

>>154296848
She's so fucking ugly and yet I want to eat her pussy for a week straight. I don't know why I find her unattractive and yet every time I see her I want to brutally fuck her.

>>154296848
She's so perfect bros

>>154296853
bro threw so he could duck the smelltics

>Suggs

>>154296836
whistle gay

>>154296848
She's Allah

>>154296871
you might be gay

>>154296871
>>154296875
You're female-brained. You're turned on by status and fame

>>154296853
They let him shoot lmao nigga shut himself down. Scary ass nigga was playing like Shitgoon.

>>154296803
My older friend asked to see my dick when i was like 7 and i showed it to him. looking back its the weirdest shit ever

>>154296848
Hail Clark, full of grace, the Lord is with you.
Blessed are you among women

>>154296779
95% it's sga, 5% it's wemby. 0% chance of jokic idk why you're even mentioning him

>>154296779
>the first big to average a triple double
he did that last year

the magic just walked up to the basket and shot the ball with no resistance like 3 possessions in a row lmao

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>>154296915
>and i showed it to him.

every time Detroit are about to take the lead Orlando make a huge shot that kills the momentum
this is some black magic hoops

>>154296715
Lukwab, when will it be his turn. Jokic is still in his prime. SGA is the same age and Wemby is younger. When will the Slovenian Slob get a shot.

>>154296935
i was told there was going to be defense

cade cant win with these cats

>>154296935
that's what they did vs charlotte too

Disappointing but Pistons are officially on fraud watch :)

>>154296943
He'll get his prize when he can play well without crying and whining to the refs after every possession

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which NBA club tom macdonald supports?

Duren is such a massive pussy

Oh! A man's jam!

>>154296963
Charlotte Hornets.

More like "Sucks!"
Instead of suggs

Tobias Harris is not invisible this game

GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO

> Your star defensive guard gets dunked on by white german.
KWAB, detoilet is getting fraud checked.

Cade cunny gotta do it all himself

Ausaar got redeemed

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pathetic

Cade can't carry these bums

Cade is carrying these niggas hard as fuck. No wonder his lungs gave out

Cade is so good bros

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>>154297001
>>154297002
>>154297009

reffies desperate to get detroit back in the game

Cade can't breathe carrying these cats.

alright da silva you may have foul problems but you are hitting some shots at least I'll give you that

Get Duren out of the fucking game. This punk ass niggas is soft as fuck, getting bitched by Wendell Carter.

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surely detroit will tie the game at some point right bros? still 0 lead changes since suggs made it 3-0