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How do you like your goblins?
Dead? Alive? Undead? Hideous? Hot? Share your thoughts with the rest of the class.
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never relax
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not ai slop'd, for one
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>>97447379

A tiny bit more original than "green, short, nasty". I feel like goblins are one the basics monsters that are so basic they are better if a little more developed.
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>a grown man posted this thread by the way
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>>97447477
Imagine being a father and your son posts shit like this on 4chan... lmfao I'd kms
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>>97447379

Those aren't goblins, they're wood elves.
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>>97447804
True
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>>97447804
ok, how you know?
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>>97447379
Keep it in the containment thread.
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>>97447379
My goblinoids are one single eusocial species. Goblins are juvenile females, kept in a perpetual childhood, most never become adults. They are the laborers, the "worker caste". Hobgoblins are juvenile males, the soldier caste, but they will eventually age out of their prolonged adolescence and become Bugbears. Bugbears are the adult males, analogous to the drones of a beehive. One Goblin begins to metamorphose into a Queen upon the death of the former Queen, and she is compelled to flee from the warren soon after she becomes fully mature, and is pursued by Bugbears, who she will test in their pursuit of her, against each other or against any hazards she can set against them. Many worthy bugbears will mate with her during this flight, until eventually she will return to the warren to begin her pregnancy. She swells to enormous size, ruptures to unleash hundreds of baby goblins, then dies.
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>>97447379
General are cancer even when you don't call them that.
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Goonblins=/=Goblins
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>>97447804
I thought the wood elves don't have eye-whites.
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>>97447379
Throw yourself into a woodchipper sloptard.
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