I'd make a monty python reference.

>>97461427
burn it in case it's a babby libbit. No tomorrow for Chtorr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me3CPl_i4C4
Trip on drugs

>>97461427
I rape it.

>>97461427
Depends. Is this
a) the kinda GM who adds random fun detail to the world just to make things feel alive
b) the kinda GM who only makes the players spot and interact with things that are important or will become important
c) the kinda GM who makes things important if the players focus on them

>>97461427
It's a trap. I cast fireball into the grass.

>>97461427
Why does that bunny have such big tits? Is that ever where bunnies keep their tits?

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>>97461878
That's just fluff. She-rabbits have their nipples on their belly, like most quadrupeds.

>>97461878
That's an anatomical feature called a "dewlap", a flap of loose skin with some fat deposits. A lot of animals have one on their neck.

I know you joke about it being tits, but the dewlap in rabbits is literally a secondary sexual characteristic of sexually mature females. Its purpose is mostly that it's a source of hair which they can pluck off to line their nests.
As anon above said, rabbits have nipples on the underbelly in the usual quadruped spot, like cats and dogs. It's just funny that bunnies also get some sort of booba-lookin' ruff.

>>97461427
My character would fall into the cuteness trap and try to pet the bunny.
Then get his throat ripped out Monty Python killer rabbit style.

>>97461427
THAT RABBIT'S DYNAMITE!

>>97461427
>>>/qst/

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>>97461427
Bnuyyy

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>>97461427
I pray to the gods for guidance.

I check to see if we’re in a surprise round/initiative order

>>97463889
what

>>97463620
I wanna eat that bunny.

>>97464109
when your survival as a species depends on the ability to squeze into narrow burrows you evolve to be super squishy

>>97464109
A bunny can fit trough any hole that it's head can fit trough.

>>97464150
I kinda knew that on some level...
...but that is a level of squishy I never could have anticipated.

>>97464109
A lot of that volume is fur

>>97461427
ara ara

>>97464109
That's not a rabbit, it's the T-1000 Squirminator.

>>97461888
>>97461895
>like most quadrupeds
Emphasis on "most" here. Nobody's ever prepared for the first time they see a nursing elephant.

>>97463889
Huh.
Makes hutches I've seen make a lot more sense now.

>>97461427
Definitely monty python reference

>>97463889
A rabbit's skull is the largest bone in it's body, and it's smaller than it appears.

>>97464109
Cats are close to the same.

>>97461878
It's not her tits, but she is the rabbit equivalent of busty, in that it's a fatty sac that only girl rabbits and fat male rabbits have.

Though it's for making a nice soft nest of shed fur for babies rather than feeding them.

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>>97461427
Hold bnuy, pet bnuy, train bnuy,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvAhPPejzBQ

>>97463889
No
thats not possible!

>>97461427
I cast Polymorph Other, then >>97461838.

>>97461427
I cast Polymorph Self, then >>97461838.

nothing

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>>97461427
What system are we playing?

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>>97463969
God says to bless the bunny.

I cast Speak with Animals and ask it what's up

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>>97462229
Mostly correct. Except it wasn't the rabbit you tried to pet that got you, it was the ones you didnt see. Your fellow party members can only watch in horror.

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>>97483597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U49R3Gqx8lw
Foul, unholy creatures...

>>97461427
It's my pet now

This is a shitpost thread, but the level of detail on rabbits is often a tell for whether something is wrong.
If rabbits seem too simple and boneless, or too aware and thoughtful, there might be a problem with this area.

>>97483568
Hey, what's going on back there behind Jesus?

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>>97461427
Die I guess

RUN AWAY!

There is a hare stat block in 5e in the module: Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden

>>97484331
Dont worry about it. You blessed the bunny, right?

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>>97484368
You adventure's epilogue reads:
>t'was naught left but bones, buckles and bits of armor

>>97477935
Xir, that's a rrat

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>>97461427
Genuflect

>>97464109
Rabbits, bats, cats, rats and several other species can fit through any space large enough to permit their heads.

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>>97483833
You've acquired a +1 animal companion. Well done!

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>>97461427
Avoid eye contact. Actually like Ive got somewhere to be.