>>97469638
I don't have sex in games because I have sex in real life

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Have you seen my new trick?

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>>97469638
Blow it out your ass.

>>97469638
Someone that ugly wouldn't be in my games.

>>97469638
>be paladin
>keep my friends close
>enemies closer
>spend the whole night reading scripture to her
That's one night she won't be turning tricks, I feel good about this in the most smug way possible.

>>97469657
Waow!

>>97469667
It's the bangs 100%
idk why women think they are attractive, its like having a bowlcut in the front

>>97469648
What a strange answer to give to a hooker.

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As a White Male Human Champion Fighter, it is my duty to satisfy myself with all of the kingdom's mids!

>>97469666
Fuck off, satan.

>>97469678
And the gaunt face, pallid skin tone, scrawny build, and overall dingy look, don't forget those.

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>>97469678
FTFY

>>97469695
>gaunt face, pallid skin tone, scrawny build, and overall dingy look
dawg, you gay
>>97469697
well that proves it

>>97469684
I kneel.

>>97469678
gayest fucking opinion ive seen in some years
your 4chan posting license has been revoked

>>97469705
>having standards is gay
No, I just don't like to fuck diseased skeletons who probably smell worse than rotten fish.

>>97469725
Your father did.

>>97469717
kys simp, those bangs are disgusting.
>>97469725
a majority of those things are feminine and being dingy is just the setting. If you want to bang a man, that's ok just don't go around spreading gay propaganda.

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>>97469638
Y' SLOP SPAMMIN

>>97469638
Kaleena has always been a little bicurious, so she might take her up on such a bold offer.

>>97469743
It is completely possible to be skinny and fair-skinned while looking healthy, but the "artist" did not capture that accurately.
If OP paid for that, he should probably get his money back.

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>puckee thread

>>97469638
Kill yourself and spare the world the misery of your existence and the effort of removing you.
he's a puritan inquisitor

>>97469823
lmao, well played

>>97469638
>>>/qst/

>>97469638
Examine the life choices leading you to post this. There is an error somewhere.

>>97469648

To be totally fair, I eat in real life but I also eat in RPGs.

>>97472853
Even fairer: You pretend to eat in real life, and you pretend to eat in RPGs. If you get the metaphor.

>>97469668
>You paid a prostitute for an entire night to do
>W H A T ?

>>97472753
His mom choosing not to swallow was the error.

>>97469638
Lady, I'm still not sure WHAT my genital configuration is. Maybe another time.

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>puckee thread

>>97469746
EMPTY QUESTION ASKIN

>>97470982
Turn the lights off and you would still see this poster.

>>97476620
>anti-puckee sentiment is a government psyops
You think way too highly of yourself, cuckee

>>97469638
Kys redditor

>I post thread
>with garbage image
>without offering my own thoughts
>without responding to anyone participating in the thread
>instead arguing with critics who actually like the board about how they're the ones who hate discussion and are nogames
^ we are well past this point ^

>>97469638
>I mean, I don't know what I'd get out of it. You want to know what's under these robes? More robes. It's robes all the way down, dove.

>>97469638
my female tiefling sorceress has such amazing lesbian sex with her, she will give back the money freely out of sheer amazement and awe.

>>97476615
COOM BAITIN

>>97478662
Does your tiefling also look like she's diseased, unwashed, and on cheap drugs?

>>97469715
He's a janny, you cunt.

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>>97472880

>>97469638
>puckee spamming his commission again
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/r8mkru/character_commission_art_done_by_bella_bergolts/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.aco.an.c.cgl.co.d.fit.g.his.int.k.m.mlp.mu.q.qa.r9k.tg.trash.vr.wsg/image/wrKbSYJF0EBRxWPvY93wkQ/
>60 times

>>97480523
Oh, no wonder she looks like a filthy, diseased junkie. Puckee and his ilk are attracted to those sorts of people by nature, considering their habits of shitting in the streets and barehand-wiping their asses.

>>97469638
Fuck off puckee

>>97469638
>Oh, it's so rare to find a woman willing to lay with another! Let's get to it.

>>97481167
You're projecting again, Rajesh.

>>97478875
MID WITIN’

>>97469648
I don't have sex in games because I don't have sex in real life

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Know what? I'm gonna be honest here. I'm the one posting these images that Puckee commissions. I do it because I know it'll get a reaction out of you, and the fact I only have to post once to have you coming back to the thread over and over to argue with people instead of just hiding and ignoring makes it even funnier.

If one image gets you seething for this long AND makes the mods smack you for shitposting it goes from funny to goddamn hysterical.

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>>97469638
>currently in a KOB game
"Pedophile! Hand over your gold or I tell everyone you solicited a child!"

>>97481928
>Persian psychological warfare

>>97481928
Nah. You're too literate to be Puckee. That faggot couldn't carry a conversation if you put a gun to his head, let alone explain and articulate what he does what he does.

>>97482545
>what he does what he does
Are you sure you're not the illiterate faggot?

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>>97486760
Fucking terrible.

>>97469638
"Can't, the missus would kill me."

>>97469638
>"away, vile beggar"

>>97486760
>crack whore jumpscare

>>97486760
"Oh Gods! What the fuck is wrong with your Glamour? No, stop, I'm going to hook you up with something that doesn't give me the heebie jeebies. My professional ethics demand it!"

>>97483025
>minor typo!
Damn you really showed him. Excellent debate tactics. You really aren't puckee, are you?

>>97481800
SHIT POSTIN

Zak Jg, also known as 'puckee,' is a spammer who repeatedly posts his low quality art commissions alongside inane and worthless starter posts, as well as spamming in the character art threads and pretending that his commissions were created by /tg/'s drawfags in the drawfag thread. He has been doing this on 4chan for at least 5 years. He also spams on reddit and Facebook, where he posts in the same style, sometimes recycling his posts word for word across sites. He must be permanently banned.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/r8mkru/character_commission_art_done_by_bella_bergolts/
https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/wrKbSYJF0EBRxWPvY93wkQ/

>>97486840
She doesn't have to know.

Bumpfag thread