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What's the right and good way to do Nature Elves?
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>>97477852
Corpses
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>>97477852
For what system?
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>>97477852
>good way to do Nature Elves
Rape.
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>>97477852

A Midsummer Night's Dream
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>>97477852
>What's the right and good way to do Nature Elves?
leglocking missionary
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>>97480454
This nigga gets it
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>>97477911
Sad.
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>>97480454
kek
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>>97477852
savages. they only hug trees so they can drop down from them and slit your throat and eat your innards. if you step on their land and start making a ruckus they're just as likely to skin you and hang your body as a warning as toss you out
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>>97477852
Ask the worldbuilding general.
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>>97477852
Just make them prance around naked, everything else is irrelevant
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>>97477852
xenophobic/isolationist dick that understands the concept of the greater good
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>>97477852
Nudists.
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>>97477852
37% of the options are correct, but the last census is from 2019.

I go for Wild Elves are also High Elves. The local biome has been carefully managed and magically enhanced, from the giant tree-city with hanging greenhouses, to the giant moths whose silk is used for webs that catch migratory birds and collect dew into cisterns.

>>97480454
Correction, 37.0001% of the options.
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>A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse's whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.
Like this.
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>>97477911
a system has nothing to do with fluff
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>>97477852
>Find a book or something you like
>Rip it off
>Fuck everything else

Seriously when did this get complicated? Everyone since the 70s was just ripping off what they read.
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>>97489649
The fluff explains the mechanics and the mechanics are based on fluff, now name the system nogames
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>>97477859
Extremely based
fpbp
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>>97492176
this is wrong
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>>97492279
>still no system
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>>97477859
>sees people who are attractive and intelligent and seethes so hard he wants to kill them
Elf haters are pathetic.
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hate

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