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Larry can't come fast enough
It is tg because it is based on a ttrpg

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Does GW really wage a war on elf female x human male while allowing the inverse?

>>97877421
A rejection would have been better, honestly.

kys ai nigger

>>97877463
Yes.
the waifu race is vampires. No, I'm serious. Between Katarin the bloody, Lahmians, and Genevive we know vampiresses have low standards and are capable of the deepest most genuine love and affection. They're still blood-thristy monsters

>>97877463
GW is the based destroyer of HFY incels

>>97877484
>the Imperium are the protagonists and regularly have their super human self inserts win everything
Uh huh.

>>97877445
He's generally pretty nice though

>>97877501
They are always portrayed as cartoonishly evil

>>97877463
This butthurt is magnificent, imagine joining 40k for elf waifu and only one thing what could be happen between you and elf is that your closest nun will be fucked by elfchads on your eyes

>>97877463
>female eldar sex? No, you can't chud, MUH LORE
>male eldar sex? Coming right up in both Drukhari and Corsair variety!!

>>97877512
I know. Doesn't stop every balding middle aged guy from collecting space marines like they were skittles and raving about how cool they are and how they'll purge the xenos and heretics for the Emperor.
It's a power fantasy.

>>97877512
lol no
They absolutely are not always portrayed that way, it depends heavily on the writer.

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I'm going to hide my Elf behind here. That Shorty won't find her now!

What the shit, the Blackstone Fortress Eldar's tits are bigger in person
I thought people were exaggerating.

Is the troll from the previous thread claim that he made this thread too?

>>97877421
>The SLOP anon is less of a shithead than the anti-porn squad who try to hijack threads and made up rules
Color me surprised.

What are male human x female elf media apart from Tolkien, Lodos War, Dragon Prince

>>97877463
Yrliet should have cucked the player for added eldar waifufag melties

>>97877621
The entirety of Japan.

>>97877621
The drow from Neverwinter Nights.
That's it.
You can inflate this number massively if you include non-western sources, as the anon in the other thread mentioned the isekai slop. But this is so separate from western canon that it doesn't even cross pollinate so even including Deedlit and Pirotess feels like cheating.

>>97877621
Alveric + Lirazel
somebody in the previous thread mentioned Eragon, yikes
IIRC on one of Salvatoreslop books (they one where he called protag Luthien and the island it took place in was Eriador, if you need to make a picture), the muscle protagonist had an elf called Siobhan (maybe minus some letters, not sure now) after him, but he may have preferred his human friend. Not sure he got to cum in her elven places, I didn't manage to read more than a bit of that shit 25 years ago

Imagine if there was a Deedlit waifu in the 1980s Conan movie and as a result, all the "tits out" sword and sorcery B Movies like Deathstalker(s) had their semi-naked heroines with fake pointy ears.

>>97877578
I don’t know how a princess could be so scrawny. She makes a human look plump in comparison! A nice dwarves meal will fatten her right up. What do you say?

>>97877421
Can we not reply to the /pol/fag "humans are basically indians" schizo this thread, please?

>How do elven punishments differ from human ones?
I'd imagine Elves would have to worry a lot less about mundane crimes anyway, given how their civilizations are typically more communal and/or advanced, and their generally superior traits. That being said, I would expect them to use capital punishment a lot less given their smaller population, and they'd likely be less inclined towards corporal punishment too, given how they're commonly depicted as prissy, uptight, and rather arrogant. In fact, in light of these traits, I think the most logical justice system for Elves would be fines or some kind of social shaming for minor crimes, exile for more major crimes, and execution only for the highest crimes, at least when dealing with other Elves. When dealing with other types of Elves or non-Elves (Dark Elves/Drow/equivalent, humans, etc.) they'd probably be even less merciful than a typical Medieval or Renaissance society and would probably just outright kill them or exile them on the spot, even for minor offenses.

>>97877421
I think I remember this theme from the slop threads, what, year ago? Or is it two? I hate how time flies. There were sweaty pics too, right?

>>97864356
>Isn't it some visual quirk inherited by Victorian depictions of fairies and stuff? Was Peter Pan ever described as having point ears?
I am also curious about this
>Not elves in particular(Glorantha elves are literal walking tree-people
And this would've answered the previous TQ

>>97877421
>Don't get sad about getting rejected in a video game
What happened there?

>>97878853
Last thread's discourse was overtaken by GW elven romance options being subpar, with Yriliet in particular being a "romance" that didn't even want to you to touch her because you're a revolting mon'keigh.

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>of all elves, OP chose ai
Fucking faggot. Fuck you.

>>97878282
But I like them Fit and Petite!

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>>97878472
I never made any sweaty drow farmgirls, but it would make sense that they would get sweaty from working out in the sun all day, they would also be practically blind and probably suffer headaches in any sort of sunlight for a very long time before getting acclimatized

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>>97878282
Hear hear.

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>"Do you need help finding a game, anon? We have lots to pick from. You strike me as a person who would love a good game of Catan."

>>97879678
Catan’s really gay. Just because it’s normie core and they can try to bait you into getting shitty expansions you’ll play maybe one scenario each from doesn’t mean you should hawk it at anyone coming it your store. Fuck you elfraud

And fuck your lazy ai crap too paki

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High Elves prefer Wargods of Aegyptus.
Dark Elves prefer Wargods of Olympos.
These two are at an impasse and can never have peace.
Wood Elves still play Clan War with the 1st edition rules.

>>97879711
How do her tits stay in that top?

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>>97879737
Convenience.

>>97879737
Well enough, unless she gets happy and jumps up and down laughing so hard that her clothes fall off.

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>>97879741
Ah, the most powerful elven magic.

>>97879737
She’s got magic nonsense? She floats - doesn’t touch the ground.
Assume there’s also some of that effect on her hoohas keeping them from jostling too much

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So for our new campaign (where I play the barbarian diplomat), DM told us that each of our PCs are entitled to a dedicated assistant NPC that would act like our personal, most loyal servant/squire/nanny/advisor...you get the point.
Meet Nepenthes or commonly called Penny. She is a half-drow orphan my PC personally raised to be his new book keeper and secretary after his wife passed. She is about 17 but looks like a child due to slower elven growth speed. She is a very serious but squeaky Karen.

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>>97880226
I hope she will hate the name Penny.
>She is about 17 but looks like a child due to slower elven growth speed
Okay, this highly depends on the setting, system and edition, but in case it's 5e, they don't age slower than humans, and are physically adults at 20.
Excuse the akshually in case you are playing something else or that's simply your DMs lore.

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>>97880263
>I hope she will hate the name Penny.
She is more bottled anger than any actual hatred towards anyone in particular.
>and are physically adults at 20.
Doesn't that mean they age slower since humans are physically adults at 16? But yeah, DM stated elves age a bit slower in his setting.

>>97880263
Not him but even then I'd imagine it would depend how much elf is in there comparatively. If a 50/50 half elf ages just fine in human terms, what if it was 75/25 as a child of an elf and a half elf. Lol

>>97880226
She cute. I'd imagine trying to magic police the drow would be rather difficult.

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>>97877484


Are you normally this retarded, or have you worked at it for years?

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>>97877512
Always.

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>>97879580
yeah that was the point I think, but I recall Dalle was giving funny results when anons tried it. There was lots of drow in those threads. Also, looking back at the stuff I saves, there was surprising amounts of lewdness.

>>97880506
And the most prolific "drow" of those threads was the brown one. The brown lesbian one because he can't go pairing his waifu with another man.

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>>97880506
the rapid enshittification of bing was a bit sad since it used to be really good at genning 1930-1970s magazine and comic book illustrations as well as romantic watercolor and oil paintings. But then again it's not surprising that a tool with a predominantly indian userbase turns into a open sewage canal.

Actually if anyone knows a generator that's free or cheap to use that can do those things well without having a shitty overzealous content filter I'd love to know

Superior Eldar male x Human female

>>97881126
There's Perchance, which, despite having no filter on its content, is worse than Bing for simple things. Still fucks up hands almost all the time.
Chat GPT and Gemini are functional but again not great at picking certain styles like Bing used it.
Civit AI can be free (but limited) if you stick to SFW stuff. Just have to find a good checkpoint for a style you like and then filling out the prompts is exhausting since you have to spell out everything you want as detailed as you can.
There is paid NSFW for Civit.

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>>97881073
There was "brown Piro" anon, the tomboy thief drow, the guy with drow maids pestering their wizard master and/or covered in spiderwebs and so on (lots of pictures), and there was also the drow urchin who was absolute PROTECC

>>97881731
the backstory is that she's a half-drow and her mom is an elf while her dad was a normal drow and in the end she meets her dad again years later who has been trasnformed into a drider and driven mad, her mom is dead
there were pics but I didn't save any

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>>97881731
There was also Coco, one of the first /slop/ collective OCs. Also half-drow which is why she's brown. Constant debate over whether or not she should have pointed ears.

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What's a good generic name for that elven unit type GW, I don't think they pioneered but definitely popularized, of a basically naked elf with two swords.
Most commonly seen in witch elves, but also some depictions of wardancers are like that.
I don't wanna call them berserkers since I feel that pigeonholes them into a certain aesthetic.

>>97882384
Light shock infantry

Are elves like the black people of fantasy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJwvQ7uGREE

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>>97882384
Yeah, light shock infantry.
Light assault units.
Or even light storm units.
Vanguard infantry.
"Forlorn hope" to be real fancy.

>>97882475
That's humans.
>b-but orcs
Double niggers.

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>>97881244
thanks, still nothing there strikes me as a good replacement. I can gen stuff locally, but illustrious struggles with some things and styles

The truth Eldar x Human fags refuse to come to terms with is that it's unironically more likely for a Dark Eldar to get with a human (be it vanilla or Ynnari) than a Craftworlder.
Same goes for Harlequins and Exodites. But le banshee/farseer/ranger is always the designated waifu.

>>97881731
I remember enjoying keeping up with Piro anon's campaign. Mostly because he was one of the few that felt like he was using slop for actually tabletop games.
Also, loved the little drow urchin girl. She was adorable.

>>97882483
Storm units sounds great actually.

>>97882681
Maybe the ranger figure from Blackstone shouldn't have such rocking tits then.

>>97882681
>ranger
I''d say Outcasts both rangers and corsairs would be more likely than the other Craftworlders to do it

>dark elf men in fantasy keep human women to fuck because their own women are insane
>dark elf women do not do this, they instead sleep with dark elf men in gusher stations to increase their own stations and leave it to their husbands to kill the other eld or die trying
>except for Morathi she has a harem of chaos marauders but that's kinda cheating given it's goddamn Morathi
This is still better than what we know of dwarves.

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>>97879700
>"I'm sorry you feel that way, anon. Well, if you need anything, I'll be over here setting up the display cases for games people play, something you've never done apparently."

>>97880284
>I'd imagine trying to magic police the drow would be rather difficult.
She is just a secretary/bureaucrat. As far as I know she is incapable of using magic (unless the DM has something for me)

>>97882794
And an adorable secretary at that. I suppose if any of the PCs died each of their seconds would be a a character with history who could step in with motivation. Although how deadly the campaign is would depend on player choices.

>>97880226
>>97880283
I'm not sure if your GM or you created her. If the latter, I am amused that you may have made her half-drow to keep posting here regularly lol.

>>97882794
>Incapable of using magic
>Half-drow technically know cantrips and get like darkness
Holy homebrew Batman, do you even play DND any more? At this point why not just make her human? Or invent your own elf race
She doesn't even have white hair

>>97882483
There should be variants, such as naked elves with two-handed swords or bare fists.

>>97885522
Clearly the seed was not strong.

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>>97884594
GM gave me a couple of options. I took the half-drow.
>you may have made her half-drow to keep posting here regularly lol.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't like elves. But we knew in character that just north of our estate is a region filled with half-drows and that there are tons of orphans because it's a place plagued by banditry. I specifically wanted an orphan because they don't have anyone they can leak info to so that's kinda the first place I looked at.
>>97883122
>I suppose if any of the PCs died each of their seconds would be a a character with history who could step in with motivation.
This is actually what I was thinking too, but I dunno how deadly the campaign will be. I don't know the new table well. For now, we're on the dot with session planning and that is enough for me. The only interesting thing about this table that is new for me is that recapping at the start of the session is done in character.
>>97885522
Hey, bitch at DM. I am fine with my bookkeeper loli.

>>97887780
>This is actually what I was thinking too, but I dunno how deadly the campaign will be. I don't know the new table well.
Mhm. Hard to say. The setting itself seems rather dangerous especially with political intrigue as a focus. How strict the social interactions are between people of different ranks or even the same ranks, will someone lose their head for telling off a royal lol. Lots of room for consequences.

>recapping at the start of the session is done in character.
Thats fun. I did that for a while during a game of pathfinder with my Artificer, his cataloging events in a journal. It got to be a bit rough on the throat but the DM and a few others seemed to love when I did it.

Does anyone have the OP image png?

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>>97889554
Have at it

>>97889566
ty anon

>>97887780
>recapping at the start of the session is done in character
That's a pretty cool concept, though for my group I'm not sure how much that would change things. Not a ton of "voices" done and all that to begin with, and people not taking detailed notes.
>bookkeeper loli
Honestly her innate magic probably hasn't kicked in yet.

>>97879335
boomer luddite faggot

I was checking the archives to see if anyone liked Yvraine and I'm glad I saw people do. I saw some fucktard extremist samefagging his hatred for human men fucking eldar women. Bro 40k canon is definitely down hill and hopefully he goes bankrupt and someone buys the IP. I'd love to swim in Eldussy.

>>97890507
Yvraine is only liked because she's a cocksock now
If they'd read the books she's a complete asshole and every named eldar left her little group
Yriel
>The corsair she resurrected to help her
even petitioned the farseeers to kick them out entirely
Lelith went back to comorragh
They practice necromancy and they basically want to genocide the entire race to power up their God in a gamble which would make the harlequins blush

>>97890507
I'm an Eldarfag and I don't really like Yvraine. The weird menorah thing on her head looks dumb. The only things she has going for her are running around barefoot all the time and that fat ass of hers. I guess she's doing something about the whole "race going extinct" thing, or at least trying to, but at the same time she failed and burned tons of bridges in the process. She literally helped other factions (namely the Imperium) more than the Eldar in the end.

>>97890520
Only secondaries that just engage with the retarded fanwank and memes like Yvraine

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>>97890507
>I saw some fucktard extremist samefagging his hatred for human men fucking eldar women
Which, in this particular case, never happened.
The hatred is aimed at people like you that attempt to impose their fanwank on the discussion and pretend that it's the real thing.

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The favored elven boardgame is "Campaign for North Africa The Desert War 1940-43". It's 20 year game length makes it just meaty enough to get invested in.
They play it so much they have houserules and errata.

>>97890520
I like the Ynnari as a faction, similar to the Harlequins.
Dedicated to one specific god that all Eldar know and worship to some degree.

The whole shipping Yvraine and Girlyman is just funny.

How can GW fix Ynnari lore? Besides just making them not job.
I like them as a concept.

>>97890857
Being able to take Dark Eldar, Craftworld Eldar, and Harlequins together is pretty unique. Maybe throw in some Exodites, wouldn't that be cool some scifi cold one riders.

>>97890857
>Eldar
>Not job
Maybe find another universe which is not hfy?

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>>97890857
Taking auxiliaries from other eldar-factions is one thing, but having everyone's identity is like having no identity. What could make them stand out is a focus on wraith constructs as part of some necromancer theme. Lots of rather slow walkers with the eldar's innate psychic potential. Maybe some other ghostly units.
Ynnari lore itself is fucked, there is nothing to fix.

>>97890931
>>97891055
Not in terms of just units, I wanna see their death cult theme and mission be done better, Yvraine just ended up pushing tons of people away from her cause. Maybe without retconing try to make some sort of reform and comeback

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>>97889730
zoomer coomdrone

>>97891495
Ironic.

>>97891088
>death cult theme
They should look more into this, it should probably have more of a 'drag Eldar souls back from the underworld' theme.
Shift all the Wraithguard and Wraithlord to being more Ynnead-aligned, maybe? I mean, they had Bonesingers, which is halfway to necromancy.

>Yvraine just ended up pushing tons of people away from her cause
That was just bad writing. There is no reason why somebody like Lelith should go 'nah sis I'm out' just because of some death magic.

Lore wise, have her return with a an option to be Ynnead cult Wych or something, gives fun new options to paint her and maye give her some new weapon options?

>>97887780
I'm curious what feats if any you've given your Barbar Cain? All combat related or are there some diplomacy ones or homebrew under this DM

Also oof the captcha has been rough today

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>>97891739
>Bonesingers, which is halfway to necromancy
You're thinking of Spiritseers. Bonesingers just make things out of wraithbone.

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>>97892598
I'm still unfamiliar with 5e and what the GM expects from us so I took variant human and went for a safe combat feat. We're still lvl 3 so the only feat I have is Polearm Master. DM ruled that it applies to my pike since Pike is not listed in RAW that the feat would apply.
>>97889669
>though for my group I'm not sure how much that would change things.
That really depends what the theme is. It kinda fits with this table because it's important to give context how each character understand the situation we're in.
>Honestly her innate magic probably hasn't kicked in yet.
Now that I think about it, I'll have to ask the DM if she would know how to cast any spells and if that is allowed.

>>97892705
>Polearm Master
If you can ride one of those flying mounts it would be pretty cool to bring a really long pike or lance as your polearm. Dragon knight, or Wyvern Knight.

>>97892639
Attractiveness of an elf scales exponentially with her racism. This is something elves share with dwarves

>>97892651
Oh well, you get the idea.
They'd obviously have a special connection to Iyanden, and the Eldar Titans use spirit stones and living crew in parallel, too, right?

I've noticed all my elven male characters are kinda smug or arrogant, what's my subconscious saying?

>>97893836
That's funny, I can't bring myself to play smug and arrogant elves. Maybe upplay elfen things for the sake of jokes.
I don't need to specify "male", since I mostly play male characters and that doesn't change when picking elves

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>>97892639
>>97893438

Any more Human x Eldar art that isn't hornyposting, but wholesome romance?

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>>97894293
Astra Militarum boy being a cute gentleman for an Asuriyani Aeldari girl

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>>97894725
>>97894790
Diagusting pseudo-blacked degradation.
And Eldar woman would never let a human monkeyjeet touch her

Does Taec know who Yriel's daddy is?
There are some heavy implications that that rumor is actually true
Sarnak is creepy reading his description makes me think of dark eldar joker

>>97894790
based and canon

>>97892705
>variant human
I'll admit if there is one thing I am happy to be rid of after switching to Advanced 5e, it's dealing with Variant Human. Now make no mistake the options for human are actually really good in A5E, but when feats are "optional" it ends up feeling really odd for only one race to get them.

In A5E humans outright get an extra skill proficiency of their choice, plus only need half the time to train in new armor/weapons/tools with downtime. They also get to add a 1d4 (Expertise Die) to any check 1/short rest.

The actual options are varied. One lets you go a number of days equal to your CON mod without suffering fatigue (Exhaustion) from no food/water but you need twice as much for the same number of days after. Another enhances Dash 1/SR, making you not provoke attacks and getting an expertise die to Acrobatics checks against hazards and to DEX saves plus letting you ignore one level of fatigue per long rest and then an expertise die on saves to resist fatigue gain during forced marching. Finally perhaps the strongest one. Reroll failed concentration saves up to your INT mod per long rest, and also choose two tools you're proficient with or one skill from a specific list (the non-physical ones) you then always have a minimum of 10 for your rolls with those tools/that skill.

Also FUCK the captchas the other day, holy shit.

>>97893438
>racism
>>97893860
>arrogant
Bleh. Where did the obsession with this come from? Is that an american thing? Which country is noldorfag homoeroticism from?

By definition elves aren't superior if they have the most basic-bitch and supercommon flaws of humanity. This is literally that "just humans with pointy ears" meme.

>>97893824
Yes, I think the titan crews are specifically twins. One dead, one living.

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>>97896059
>This is literally that "just humans with pointy ears" meme
Yeah, it's just a meme. Despite the overall physical similarities, there are often huge psychological, spiritual, and cultural differences.
And if elves are truly superior depends on how you want to define it and what layer you are talking about.
Often, the average elf is superior compared to the average human. Longer lifespan, innate magical capabilities, better looks, higher perception and agility. These kinds of things. Don't make the mistake and compare the (player character) adventurer elf with the (player character) adventurer human. You should compare average ordinary people elf with average ordinary people human.
In a similar way, dwarves and other playable races are, at least on an individual basis, superior
And there are some systems in which elves are outright mechanically superior, because this idea has its basis in fiction.
Elves also often have an ancient culture, long history, and their advances and magics are copied by many younger races. They are the high culture.
If that is an excuse to be a smug asshole, it's another matter. I personally don't like playing elves like that, as mentioned before, but there are more subtle ways you can play around that ("This human-made blade is sharp enough, but I wish we had access to some elven steal" or something like that).

even tolkienian elves are literally just humans with pointy ears except the fact that they're ageless

this isn't because elves aren't spiritually superior to the humans of any random setting, but because the basic assumption is that tolkien's humans are already spiritually elevated so they're both on the same level, the humans just don't express it into superpowers like telepathy and shit because their lives are too short to get good at it

>>97897566
>with pointy ears
Wrong

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>>97897566
Their fëa is much stronger than their hröa, as long as their spirit is intact, they can heal wounds quickly and never fall sick.
So no, humans aren't already spiritually elevated, what the fuck are you on.
There is also the fact that Tolkiens elves are bound to Arda, whereas human souls are supposed to move on to another world. Their indestructible soul goes to the halls of Mandos, where they can be revived.
Tolkien elves actually age physically slower, but mentally faster. They can speak fluently after a few months.
Here is another lesser know facet that may please the HFY-tard: Elves don't have a natural "knack" for things. They always start learning skills from 0, and suck at it when they first try. Humans can have natural talents and be good at something, even though they barely trained it.

No, Tolkien elves are not just humans with pointy ears. There are important spiritual differences.

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>>97897601
wrong

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>>97891055
Fuck off to your general

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>>97897651
Thanks for your contribution.

>>97897740
That penis looks weird

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>>97897748
That's his arm.
His right hand is missing.

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>>97897566
Tolkien's notes and books do say that elves are physically and psychically above men.
Stronger, nimbler, faster thinking etc

>>97897959
because they're older and in many cases influenced by stronger ancient phenomena like the two trees

>>97898033
>older
no, not due to that, he gives that as their nature (I've been reading the "HIstory of Middlearth" volume about that recently)

>>97897959
Only zing once in their lives and are loyal and never cheat for hundreds of years if not more
Humans could never

>>97897896
Don't feed the schizo retard (You)s

>>97900051
Why are they all female?

>hardcore pro Russian war supporter
>all female elves
>attention-whoring in threads
Yeah okay, not based anymore.

>>97900074
Because /chug/ are porn addicts and they like waifus

>>97900092
Not only butthurt but gameless too!

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>>97900051
On one hand that sounds needlessly opinionated.
On the other, girls wih guns are always welcome, I miss Dutchko and Jarv.

>>97900167
>that sounds needlessly opinionated.
I mean, I just wanted to make it as clear as possible because they tend to be subversive retards. I never brought it up until now.

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>>97900167
>5.56x39mm
>magazine is bigger than a 7.62x51mm magazine

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>the one guy actually playing an elf is an orc supporter

ironic.

>>97900203
>mag is the problem
>not the fact that the girl has her elbows dislocated to hold the rifle behind her back
This should be test for autism and you just tested very positive.

ironically i think caring about small details in shitty art like that would be the actual test for autism

caring about what other people care about is pure, unadulterated autism, no question about it

>>97900184
Fair enough, now would you be so kind and give one of those dorky elves a wand of fireball?
By which I mean Nagant sawn-off.

>>97900250
>has her elbows dislocated
but that arm position easily possible just by rotating inwards at the shoulders

>>97900210
A yes, the female branch of the #*&%#&# force. Of which I do so love to read in the medieval wingdings magazine.
At first I was horrified at her poor shoe-lacing, but then I realized she managed to lace all 1 billion holes in her boots missing half of one of her five fingers! And she has that backwards thumb! Truly a brave and handicapable soul if there ever would have been if this wasn't AI slop.

>>97897616
Who was this artist again
They were pretty good

>>97900288
Exactly the opposite, in fact. Autism means lacking social graces, whereas normal people understand and care enough about the opinions of others to at least maintain a socially acceptable front.

>>97902352
>it's not socially acceptable to notice X while not say anything about Y
Whatever you say, autist.

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For once, fanart recognizes the fact that the Eldar are super tall.

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>>97903617
It happens more outside of waifufag-shit.

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>>97903637
>'why are the dark elves crying and saying 'peak'?'
>'They've seen the emperor that's just natural'
>DE: 'all this pain, torture, why didn't we come up with this?'

Wherever we go, we must wank humans.

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>>97903661
desu the dark elves are impressed by humans because they're callous and cruel to their fellows and explicitly DO NOT need to torture other humans to survive
>also the emperor is in such great pain the dark elves who got to see him probably felt satiated for a full year after that experience

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>>97903775
Best couple