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HMOMA/: Human Males on Male Anthros #472: Ideal human male physique edition
By OfficeAnon
>The Firm Handshake: Parts 1-10.
https://rentry.org/h8656xnd
By anonymous
>Latter-Day Dogs
https://rentry.org/csnztpk9
By HomeTome
>Former Legend, Current Problem
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67375012
By PseudoFox
>One Ticket Only (To The Stars)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65397697
By HumanFan31
>Overbooked
https://rentry.org/fah4v2ua
By anonymous
>No Alarms, No Surprises
https://rentry.org/worttikk
>Human in the Anthro League
https://rentry.org/cq688e9u
By HomeTome
>It's a trap?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62497483
https://www.sofurry.com/view/2219153
>An encore for two
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62446846
https://www.sofurry.com/view/2219139
By anonymous
>A Little Chocolate
https://rentry.org/uhqzcthc
>SKYMALL Takeover
https://rentry.org/29n949at
>Rural Trouble
https://rentry.org/nugc29r5
>/HMOMA/ shorts
https://rentry.org/huhmomaShorts
>Stories sorted (OLD):
https://pastebin.pl/view/feacb35a
>Stories and Greentext Screencaps:
https://rentry.org/hmoma_story_urls
>Story Prompts & How to Write:
https://pastebin.com/CRnx7uqK
>Edit bin:
https://catbox.moe/c/wby09b
>/HMOMA/ medialist
https://rentry.org/hmomamedia
>Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80659385/
>Past threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2FHmoma%2F/type/op/
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9:22 has the cutest boys in the history of furry. Give it up for Andrew Park.
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Sniffing lucario’s crotch as he spots me on the bench
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>>80864321
sauce my chef?
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Hot sexo need cum
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>>80866014
Kass animation is by shredded wheat. Dragon animation is from the Cloud Meadow game
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Fellas. Pick one pill
The red pill turns you into an attractive anthro man, species of your choice. BUT. You become extremely heterosexual.
The blue pill gives you an anthro best friend, true homie, but he rejects your advances and isn't interested in sleeping with you.
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>>80867148
Eh I think the latter since I am bi but don’t wanna be anthro
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>Be me
>Walking home from school when some asshole yells out "faggot" at me
>Fortunately, anthro bro is there to maul his face off in retaliation
>Tell him thanks bro
>He replies "No prob Anon. Nobody should be made fun of for being gay!"
>Roll my eyes and mutter something like 'not you too'
>He stops and cocks his head and asks what's up with me
>Tell him i'm not gay
>He suddenly looks like someone splashed him with ice water
>"Wait... y-you're not?"
I don't get it. Why am I setting so many anthros' gaydars off?!
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moooooo
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Remember, predator species regard prolonged intentional eye contact as a challenge!
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>>80870959
>severe foxoplasmosis
What are the symptoms?
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>>80870959
love me some tatujapa art
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>>80869614
>Tell him i'm not gay
Actually, you are
Anthros don't have a "gaydar", they just *know*
They can tell through things like your scent
It sounds like they just knew about it before you've even realized it. So yeah, you're gay. Congrats! You should suck your friend off to thank him btw
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>>80870205
smug gay cats are kino!
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>>80869614
sounds like you're in denial. have you ever thought something like 'damn that dude's got a nice butt'?
and remember, it's not gay if it's with a different species.
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Paw
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>Share a bed with a worgen guy one (ONE) time
>Now everybody in the alliance gives you odd looks and the only people who volunteer to raid with you are worgen guys
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>How to mix a potion of true love:
>Take 5 drams of dragon's blood, simmer within 2 golden apple skins under the light of a full moon
>Finally, and most importantly, mix in the virile essence of a previously virginal human male
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Fucking toons keep tricking me into having gay sex with them.
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Civilizing tribal anthros!
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What are you watching for movie date night with your anthro bf?
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>>80899290
>In the distant future, everybody gets so much plastic surgery and gene therapy to look like furries that people have forgotten what a normal human actually looks like...
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>>80886200
>>80886206
Cute (hot) where is the deleted scene in the movie of Pawbert having hot steamy sex with a human male
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Why were so many anthro kings and emperors gay as fuck?
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He is conquering your dick don’t be confused a cutie like him know
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Box
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Today is International Zebra Day!
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>>80907008
>International Zebra Day!
time to worship some zebra ass!
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Big
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Favorite beverage?
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Would you date an anthro guy even if he was kind of an anthro supremacist?
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Wait a minute, this isn't what I ordered on Anthrozon...
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>>80875092
>They can tell through things like your scent
>Getting bullied by anthro kids at school because you "smell gay"
>(So do they but it's funny because the human can't tell)
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>>80856157
gay bird
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>Telling scary stories about humans around the campfire
>Of how they'll steal your soul and trap you in a lotus eater paradise, living as their subservient domesticated slave for the rest of your existence
>Good thing humans aren't real, right?
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>canines
>always horny
>third time this month I've found my awoo flatmate on my bed like this
>it's not even full moon
how do I stop this
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Does anybody have the greentext of the tall rabbit bully? The story goes that the rabbit awakened to anal stimulation and turns into a power-bottom. The usual pranks he pulls on anon, progress from bullying to sexual harassment to full-blown rape.
Anon gets confused but is too physically weak to stop his advances. Eventually, anon develops a crush and tries to reciprocate feelings with the giant rabbit that rapes him.
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>Your group's DM has been giving human characters a 100% success rate to roll to seduce on anthro characters
>All so that the only real human in the room will take the hint already
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>>80927538
>how do I stop this
You have a few options
>Spray bottle
>Rolled up newspaper
>Setting off fireworks nearby
>Withholding snausages
>Flirting with the mailman
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>Browsing eesix for images to bump the damn thread
>Find a decent on topic one
>Go to upload
>Lul it's a webp file
NOOOO NOT EVEN E621 IS SAFE ANYMORE
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Diplomacy
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home of sexual (human POV)
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>>80934731
only straight intentions here and dislikes humans
yep, just a man who knows what he likes and what he doesn't
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God, I bet the gay tension would be thick. I love this stuff.
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>>80936113
Lycaon my beloved...
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>>80934731
>>80934764
Oh, to write but a small part of this story...
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>>80934764
>>80934731
I want to convince him to quit smoking
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>>80936661
>alcohol
>strong and firm
>deeply closeted
Oh he's a crier in private, a real emotional man buried under a stone facade. Frank Fitts to the max. Absolutely divine. Imagine when you've both stripped and all he can do is weep and hug you.
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>You couldn't save him
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>>80856157
I forgot to upload the cleaned up Special Detective Anon shorts.
https://rentry.co/76m4ybfq
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>>80951009
Silly kobolds
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>>80951009
there's way too few human-on-kobold stuff
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>>80934731
>>80934764
Oh god oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man
He’s perfect
I’ve seen at least one other post about the slightly less grimdark navigator equivalent. What’s this ship and setting like more broadly? Is Caleb a defined person or a placeholder for the CONCEPT of the ship humie?
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>>80955557
I thought he was under the bed and I refuse to retract my opinion on ntr
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>>80956074
>The artist so often draws ambiguous/non-binary characters that he had to add text to specify to the audeince that the deer with antlers is male
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Need an anthro boy to split a supply of these with me.
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>submissive males
>dominant females
i love yeens
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>>80962090
>male yeen
good taste.
many underestimate how easy it is to get a yeen into your bed. just give him some honest affection and he'll be eager to please (you).
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>30 minutes later
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>>80962956
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Not into photorealistic sloppa but I do like yeens preferably female but males are ok too
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>making someone make that face
>fun for both parties
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So what games have you anons been playing recently? I 100% World of Horror a week ago.
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>>80972116
Been sort of no-lifing Deep Rock Galactic before the summer semester starts since the new season came out. I still have a massive backlog of real games and furry things/VNs/whatnot that I should probably get to but oh well lmao.
Also tried out this sword smithing/adventure novel thing called Bladesong, no furry men in that but it looks neat, though it's just out of early access and only has 8 or so hours of actual story right now. And on top of everything my dynamic ISP gave me a banned IP so I'm stuck with phoneposting for however long.
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>>80972116
ACVI>elden ring
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>>80856157
You've inherited your uncles farm a little while ago.
>Local Deer population (with a capital D) border it.
Why is there one next to your barn?
https://rentry.co/d3xcv3a7
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>>80976444
Good stuff as always officeanon
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Big ass sloth that may or may not squish (you) when sleeping together
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Would you?
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>>80985844
I only like twinks and femboys
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>>80938669
He's a cutie patootie and I'd like to tease him until he's twitching
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Would you let a bat-thro sample you?
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>>80986222
Here, have some update:
>https://rentry.co/d3xcv3a7#part-2
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>>80991875
>winterweight
you know what's a great way to lose that? sex. so unless you want to look like pic related by the end of winter, we should spend a few days and nights in bed and just fuck each other's brains out.
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>>80990586
Good stuff
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Would a good dicking tame him?
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>>80995000
No, it will only temporarily calm him
And it will give him a new, insatiable hunger that can never be fully sated
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>when the dragon proposes that you have sex with him in exchange for the fair maiden and she's into it as well
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>revisiting the hotel you stayed at for your honeymoon for your five year anniversary
>snapping another pic for your eyes only
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>can love bloom on the battlefield?
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Pathetic boys with exploitable kinks >
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Chat is it gay to put on a skirt for your homies
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It's winter, you wouldn't want him to catch a chill right?
>>81004865
Exactly!
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>>80999671
God damn that is one polished axe. Wonder if he's good at polishing spears, too?
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>AI company stocks tank after law is passed that makes creating human nude deepfakes illegal
>(Promptly repealed after widespread anthro riots)
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Why are all lizardmen gay?
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Sweet lord this is adorable.
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>>80990586
I'm loving it. Thanks anon. (And sorry for the late reply)
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>>81009731
>Boyfriend has discovered that the easiest way to shut you up is with his ass
Peak
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>>81010289
>>81009731
I don’t like ass eating (giving)
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Very curious about your broader opinions on my writing. I don't live anywhere near any form of reservation, so I don't have first hand context.
Also, to the tiny number of people who actually purchased and read The Firm Handshake, surely you have a few opinions about it you'd want to discuss?
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>doing something just for your bf's sake
that's what love is like, isn't it?
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I NEED PHYSICAL INTIMACY WITH ANTHRO MEEEEEEEEEN
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>Your anthro friend has a 'humansona'
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